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    yyeeaaahhh guys ...    the  unbelivable has happened ..   cunc of cerberos has written a smoothscroll !  cool isn't it ?     and it eats just fullscreen rastertime !    isn't it great ? ......       prepare for some greetz outta there !       special gigamegaterraextra     b a g y a s    to silkie of cerberosse   ( feetsmell rules !!     but just after mee ! )     and to all kidz in that shitty crs      giga   n o b a g y  to boomby, coz he's fuckin' instead of codin' the copperpart...          hey silk i've just realised what a cool thin' writin' scrolltexty     i can hardly recommend it to ya (scx demo)     and i've realised, what a cool guy am i so.....  hmmmmm    b a g y    b a g y    b a g y (i think ya know the pronouncination of bagy (bagj)  .. it's the word of the year)        so silk bye and stay lame ! hahahaha ....    the countdown has begun now for the big booooomm    9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 0  text starts again yohoooohalyehoo              



AH YEAH FROGEATERS! CERBEROS,THE NEW(HMM...) LEADER OF THE HUNGARIAN SCENE IZ FUCKIN' PROUD TO PRESENT YA THIS COOL MEMORYTRASH CALLED COPPER ORGAZM. GET YER BLOODY RAT AND UZE BOTH BUTTONS TO CONTROL THESE WONDERFUL EFFECTS. WELL,PROBABLY U KNOW THAT EVERY DEMOS BEGINS WITH THE CREDITS,SO LET'S SHOW THEM...   CODE BY BOOMBY AND CUNC (THE GREAT PANCAKEKILLER DUO),ALL GFX AND COLORTABLES BY ME(SILKIE) AND THE COOL MECHANOID TUNE WOZ COMPOSED BY OUR LOUD MUZICIAN X SEVEN.  THIS PIECE OF COOLNESS PROBABLY WILL BE RELEASED AT THE CHROMANCE PARTY ON 25TH AUGUST 1990 IN BUDAPEST(HUNGARY). THE GREETZ,MEMBERLIST AND THE CONTACT ADDYS WILL APPEAR AT THE END OF THE TEXT,BUT NOW WE'LL DESTROY YOUR INTELLIGENCE WITH SOME BULLSHIT!    HEY DUDES IT'S CUNC MAKING RUINS FROM SILKIE'S KEYBO'..  SO GUYS THIS COPPERSTUFF WILL BE ONE OF OUR GUNS ON THE CHROMANCE DEMO COMPETITION , AND I HOPE OUR STUFFS WILL WIN THE FIRST PRIZE (HALF TABLE CHOCHOLATE ( THEY SAID FUNNY PRIZES...)) I SIMPLY LOVE WRITING SCROLLTEXT BUT I DON'T HAVE ANY IDEAS NOW SO BOOMBY WILL TYPE NOW !  WOOOW...   I LIKE PANCAKES !!! OH BETTER SAY I LOVE PANCAKES !!! (WITHOUT JAM)     WOW,IT'S AGAIN SILKIE ON DA BOARD!!!!!!!  (BOOMBY IZ OUT TO EAT SOME PANCAKES(WITHOUT JAM OFCOZ!))  SUMTHIN' MORE ABOUT THE HALF TABLE CHOCHOLATE... WE MUST DIVIDE IT TO 10 PARTS!!! (WE'RE 10 MEMBERS) OH SHIT! BOOMBY WANTS ALL THE HALF TABLE,BUT I'M SURE HE WON'T GET ONLY A LITTLE PIECE FROM THAT GREAT PRIZE!!! I'LL EAT THE REST!  CHOCHOLATES AND PANCAKES RULES! (AND PUSSYS OFCOZ...)     BOOMBY AT THE KEYBOARD AGAIN (AFTER EATING SOME PANCYS)   I JUST WANT TO SAY IT WOZ KOOL...    BOOMBY IZ LEFT AGAIN,AND SILKIE'S TAPPIN' NOW! YOU KNOW,BOOMBY HAS LOWER IQ THAN A BROKEN JOYSTICK!(OK,JUST KIDDIN'!)  LET'S DROP THESE FANATIC PANCAKE-EATERS,PUSSYS,BOOMBYS AND OTHER SHITTY THINGZ,AND LET'S TALK 'BOUT SOMETHING SENSIBLE!(??!?)      HMM  NO STORY !!  YET !!   IT'S CUNC AGAIN . I HAVE TO SAY SOMETHIN' BOUT' MY NAME . I'M SURE YER PRONOUNCINATION IS WRONG ! I'M NOT CUNC , I'M (CUNC) . IT'S SOUNDS RIGHT JUST IF YO READ IT IN HUNGARIAN . MY NAME WAS TOMSOFT BUT NOBODY KNEW WHO'S THAT TOMSOFT 'COZ MY FRIENDS ALWAYS CALLED ME CUNC(CUNC) .. BUT IT'S OVER NOW...  THANX TO ADT FOR HIS SCROLLTEXTWRITER .. IT'S MEGA CONVENIENT TO WRITE THIS TEXT . AND TEXTWRITIN'S COOOOL AS I SAID ALREADY..     BEFORE YA FORGET ME,I'M BACK! YEAH,IT'S SILKIE AGAIN!     LET ME TELL YA A LITTLE STORY!     IT WAS SUMMER,A GREAT SUNNY DAY.A LITTLE GUY WOKE UP,AND HE DECIDED TO GO OVER THE NEAR COMPUTER SHOP,AND BUY AN AMIGA.(OFCOZ HE WOZ FUCKIN' LAME. ED1.)  AT THE SAME TIME (OR ONE YEAR EARLIER) AN OTHER GUY WAS LAMIN' AT HOME WITH HIS 64 , AND HE REALISED THE AMIGA'S BETTER SO HE BOUGHT ONE ( ED2. )   YEAH,LET'S GO BACK TO THE FIRST GUY! AFTER HE'D BOUGHT HIS MACHINE,HE WAS VERY HAPPY,AND HE TRIED TO PUT IT TOGETHER. HE OPENED THE COMPUTER BOX,AND HIS ANIGA SHINED AT HIM. WOW! WOT A KOOL MACHINE! HE GOT THE USER MANUAL,AND... OH SHIT,IT WAS GERMAN!  BUT WHO CARES! NOBODY COULD STOP THE GUY! HE VISITED HIS FRIEND WHO LIVED ON THE NORTH POLE AND KNEW THE GERMAN LANGUAGE,AND THEY TRANSLATED THE USER MANUAL. AFTER THIS LITTLE BREAK THE GUY CONTINUED HIS WORK WITH HIS MACHINE.ONE DAY HE TRIED TO FIX IT! (ED1.) WELL THE SECOND GUY AFTER THE TRANSLATING PROCEDURE (YA KNOW THE NORTH POLE ) BEGUN TO MAKE SOMTHIN' COOL .. AT LEAST HE'VE FOUND A PROGGY ON HIS EXTRASDISC...  ITS NAME WAS AMIGABASIC . THIS PROGGY WAS NOTORIOUS ABOUT BEEEEPING ALWAYS IF YO DO ANYTHIN' WITH IT AND AFTER SOME ERRORS IT CLEARS THE ERRORSIGN'S WINDOWS IN AN HOUR  ... (ED2.)    AT THE SAME TIME THE FIRST GUY WAS IN BIG PANIC,COZ HIS WHOLE HOUSE BURNED UP WHEN HE TRIED TO PLUG THE MOUSE IN THE DRIVE,THE POWER IN THE PARALELL PORT,THE JOYSTICK IN THE MONITOR AND ETC.  ONLY HE AND HIS AMIGA ESCAPED FROM THE FIRE... SO HE DECIDED TO VISIT HIS FRIEND ON THE NORTH POLE AGAIN TO BUILD A STRONG GROUP WHAT WILL BEAT OUT ALL THE OTHERS FROM THE SCENE....(ED1.)         THE OTHER GUY WAS LEARNIN' ALL THE TIME AND WHEN HE WAS A PROFESSIONAL USER OF AMIGABASIC HE REALISED THE DISADVANTAGE OF HIS TOOL .  THIS PROBLEM WAS THAT THE AMIGABASIC IS THE BIGGEST SHIT WHAT WAS MADE ON THE AMIGA ... (ED2.)      SOME MONTHS LATER TWO GUYS FORMED A GROUP CALLED  W.A.C.  THAT MEANS  WE ARE COOL!    THEIR HEADQUARTER WAS OFCOZ ON THE NORTH POLE. THE FIRST GUY BECAME A GFX MAN,AND THE OTHER A MUSICIAN.  THEIR MAIN PROBLEM WAS THAT THEY HAD NO CODER 'ROUND.   THEY PUT ADVERTISEMENTS IN EVERY DISK AND PAPERMAGS,AND AFTER A LITTLE WAITIN' THE GUY WHO'S DROPPED THE AMIGABASIC JOINED THEM AS A COOOOOOOL CODER,AND THE CARRIER HAS BEGUN(???)  (ED1.)     THE CODER GUY WAS SEARCHIN' FOR A PROGRAM FOR CODIN' ...  THE GFX MAN SHOWED HIM HIS PAINTER PROGGY .. ITS NAME WAS SEKA V1.0  AND HE REALISED THERE'S MORE COMMANDS EXCEPT OF COMMAND M . HE PRESSED THE ESC BUTTON !! OH WHAT A SURPRISE ! AN EDITOR !!  HE BEGUN TO CODE IN AN ASSEMBLER !! (ED2.)     THE GFX MAN WASN'T LAZY TOO! HE DISCOVERED ANOTHER GREAT PROGRAM CALLED ICON EDITOR BUT AFTER SOME LOGOS HE FOUND THAT IT ISN'T THE RIGHT ONE FOR HIM,SO HE IMPORTED A REAL GREEAAT PIXELIZERPROGGY FROM HIS FRIEND IN KWARTEX CALLED  IFF CONVERTER. BUT...HE COULDN'T DRAW ANYTHING WITH THAT STUFF! OH,MAYBE A BROKEN VERSION! HE IMPORTED IT AGAIN,BUT FAILED!  AFTER SOME MONTHS OF LAMING HE FOUND THE PROGRAM OF HIS LIFE! IT WAS    DELUXE PAINT     SO HE BEGUN TO DRAW GREAT PICTURES!!!  (ED1.)        THE MUSICIAN DUDE FOUND HIMSELF TOO LAZY , SO HE BEGUN SEARCHIN' TOO . HIS FIRST PROGGY WAS MASTERSOUNDTRACKER V1.0 .   HE WORKED FOR A MONTH EVERY DAYS AND NIGHTS WHILE HE COULD EDIT A PATTERN, TURN THE CHANNELS ON AND OFF , CHANGE VOLUME AND SAMPLES ...  BUT HE HAS A LITTLE PROBLEM TOO . HE COULDN'T PLAY HIS MASTERPIECE ....  AFTER HALF A YEAR THE WHOLE GROUP MET AND THEY WAS DOING EVERYTHIN' WITH THE POOR ST TO PLAY THEIR PATTERN ..  AT LEAST THE CODER GUY POINTED TO THE BIGGEST ICON ON THE SCREEN AND THE WONDER HAS HAPPENED ! THE PATTERN WAS RUNNIN' DOWN !! IT SHOUTED THEIR KOTZ WITH FULL VOLUME ! (ED2.)        FINALLY,EVERYTHING WAS READY FOR MAKING COOL DEMOS! SO THEY DECIDED TO MAKE THEIR FIRST ONE!  THE CODER GUY SAID THAT IT WILL CONTAIN 10 SINUSSCROLLS WITH RESOLUTION OF 1 PIXEL,A REAL TIME FILLED NONKONVEX SHADED STENCIL VECTORROUTINE,4 COPPEREQUALIZERS,SOME MEGARASTERS,LOGOMOVIN',64 COLORS DUAL PLAYFIELD,2000 BOBS,OFCOZ IN 5 PLANE AND SO ON.OFCOZ HE THOUGHT THAT ALL IN ONE SCREEN.  THE CODER GUY BEGUN TO CODE THE DEMO.BUT AFTER SOME TRYINGS HE FOUND A HIDDEN,CRUEL AND EVIL THING IN HIS MACHINE... THE RASTERTIME!  HE WENT OVER TO A LIBRARY TO SEARCH BOOKS ABOUT HOW TO KILL THE RASTERTIME WITH PSEUDO OPS VIRUSKILLER V2.0,OR HOW TO EXORCIZE THE RASTERTIME FROM OUR MACHINE,BUT HE DIDN'T FIND ANYTHING 'BOUT THIS THEME. QUITE SAD,ISN'T IT?    MEANWHILE THE GFX ARTIST AND THE MUSICIAN OF W.A.C. ARE PRODUCED SOME MINDBLASTING STUFFS.   AND AFTER A BIG STRESS AND WORK (NEARLY 1 YEAR) THEIR DEMO WAS READY!!!!!  IT HAS A LOGO,A SMOOTHSCROLL AND A MUSIC. THE SMOOTHSCROLL ATE NEARLY FULL RASTERTIME,BUT IT COULD GO SLOWLY AND FASTLY,AND THE CODER GUY WAS VERY PROUD OF THAT FACT. (ED1.)      LATER THEY PRODUCED MORE AND MORE DEMOS , THEY GOT A LOT OF CONTACTS AND AT THE END THEY WERE REALLY COOL AND FAMOUS GUYS...  AND THEN HAPPENED THE ACCIDENT ...  IT WAS A SUNNY SATURDAY AFTERNOON , WHEN THEY WAS WALKIN' ON THE STREET , LOOKIN AROUND, AND TALKING ABOUT THE OLD TIMES WHEN THEY WERE LAME ...  SUDDENLY THREE MEGACOOL GIRLS APPEARED IN FRONT OF THEM AND THEY CHARMED OF THE GIRLS .. THEY TALKED TO THEM AND THE GIRLS WERE VERY HAPPY TO MEET THESE GOOL GUYZ AND AFTER THAT THEY WERE ALWAYS TOGETHER ....  (ED2.)    YEAH,SOON THEY WERE ALWAYS TOGETHER...THEY DIDN'T PRODUCE DEMOS ANYMORE....THEY LOST THEIR CONTACTS....W.A.C. WAS DEAD!  BUT THE COOL GUYS TOGETHER WITH THE GIRLS PRODUCED THE NEW GENERATIONS OF POTENTIAL COOL GUYS(AND GIRLS) LIKE THE FOUNDERS OF THE GOOD OLD W.A.C.(AND THEIR GIRLS)...   SO, W.A.C. LIVES FOREVER!!!            OK DUDES! THAT WAS THE LITTLE(?) STORY 'BOUT SOME FANATIC(?) DEMOMAKER GUYS.    NOW WE'RE CLOSE TO THE END OF 512K,SO WE'LL TELL YA WHAT WE PROMISED AT THE BEGINNING OF THE TEXT... FIRST THE MEMBERLIST!  THE EXTREMELY COOL MEMBERS OF THE AMAZING CERBEROS ARE     BEAR (CODER,DISKMAG EDITOR,STUFF SUPPLIER AND UNIVERSAL COOL GUY)    BOOMBY (CODER,SWAPPER,MAIN PANCAKE EATER,CARDRIVER)    BRUCE (MUSICIAN,FUCKER,CARDRIVER,BEACH FREAK,PERVERT STORYTELLER)    CROWN (CODER,OUR LAZIEST MEMBER(YET))    CUNC (CODER,SOMETIMES MUSICIAN,ALSO PANCAKE EATER,SOON SWAPPER,CRITIC,SOMETIMES GFX MAN)    DIGU (CODER,MEGABRAIN,BUT STILL ON 64)    GOOPHY (CHAOTIC CODER,SOMETIMES MONEY SUPPORTER)    JTS (VECTORMAN(HE CAN SEE ONLY IN 5 DIMENSIONS))    SILKIE (GFX MAN,SOMETIMES MUSICIAN,SWAPPER,ORGANIZER,MAIN(?) COOL GUY,SOMETIMES MONEY SUPPORTER,HQ OWNER)    X SEVEN (BATKILLER HIGHPITCHED MUSICIAN,UNREAL FREAK,MEGARIPPER(HEHE),FANATIC,LEMON SUPPLIER(WITHOUT SUGAR))     OK,THAT'S ALL FOR A MEMBERLIST!   NOW THE GREETZ!     NUCLEAR GREETINX TO...   ANGELS (HI VINNY!!! THANX FOR YER COOL LETTER!)   SCOOPEX AUSTRIA (HI BLERIS! WE'RE STILL ALIVE!)   WILD 57 (MEGAHELLO,TMD AND MR.SMILE!!!!!)    CFA (HI DOC.SCIENCE!!!)    CHROMANCE (HI JEAN! NO COMPETITION IN HUNGARY!(???))   ADT (AND TO SOC.BRIGADE AND ZANZA CLUB! IT'S REALLY NICE TO HAVE SUCH A COOL GUY LIKE YOU IN THE SCENE! WOT ABOUT JOININ' US?)    V.I.P.(SUCH AN IDIOTIC AND FUNNY GROUP LIKE US! STAY SO COOOOL!!!)   MAJIC 12 (HI ZOZO!!! COOL MAG!)   23 CELSIUS CREW(HEY GOLDENCHILD! ARE YOU DEAD?)    SOLDIERS    REDS    THE FRESH FORCE    PETTING HOUSE    AFTERSHAVE    HEXI    DAROOPLEX        IF WE FORGOT ANYONE,THEN CONTACT US!(HEHE)    AND NOW THE ADDYS!   CONTACT US BY ANY REASON!  WRITE TO      SILKIE...    TOTH EDVARD    2120,DUNAKESZI   BARATSAG U.22.VI.39.      OR      BOOMBY...   KORBER LASZLO    1153,BUDAPEST    BETHLEN GABOR U.22.     OR     CUNC...     MARTINEC TAMAS     1213,BUDAPEST      VOROSHADSEREG U.206.     ALL IN HUNGARY OFCOZ!!!     IF YOU MISSED THE ADDYS,YOU HAVE TO READ THE TEXT AGAIN!!!!!!    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!    BYE DUDES!   AND NEVER FORGET...    CERBEROS      GUARDIAN OF THE HELL!!!