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HO-HO-HO...   THIS IS #$% WITH THEIR LONG AWAITED X-MAS DEMO.CREDITS FOR THIS NICE PIECE OF MUCH HARD WORK IS:     / BY MR.BEAN & BC     + BY THE BLACK ADDER & MR.BEAN     = BY MR.BEAN           .....LEAN BACK AND ENJOY THIS DEMO.WATCH OUT FOR MORE #$% PRODUCTIONS.WE ARE RELEASING 2 OR 3 DEMOS (OR INTROS?) ON THE PARTY IN LILLESTR>M,AND WE ARE PROBABLY RELEASING A MUSIC-DISK IN JANUARY 1991.       ....WELL,FOLKS -NOW I'M ON THE FUCKIN' PARTY IN LILLESTR>M!   IT'S TO MUCH NOISE HERE IN "TANDBERGHALLEN" COZ THE BASTARDS NAMED CRUSADERS ARE SITTING RIGHT BEHIND ME WITH A      B I G     STEREO!  (I ALMOST CAN'T HEAR MYSELF THINK..)       NOW I'M SOOO SORRY -COZ I'VE GOT LOT'S OF OTHER THINGS TO DO SO I'M GONNA HAND THE KEYBOARD OVER TO ANOTHER CAVEMAN...   (MR.BEAN SIGNING OFF)         BABABABABABABABABABA THIS IS DIVER TYPING ON MY NICE LITLE COMPUTER........ THIS IS BORING ISN'T IT?????? GUESS WHO?????? YES !!!!! THE ONE AND ONLY THE ONE YOU ALL LOVE,THE GREATEST,THE BEST,THE ??????????? ,OKAY I'LL TELL YA MY HUMBLE AND MODEST NAME IT'S IQ. I CAN HEAR YOU SAY:WOW IQ!!! WHO IS THAT??? MORE TO THE POINT WHAT IS I , WHERE IS I , HOW IS I . I DON'T EVEN KNOW MYSELF.    I WAS HIJACKED BUY DIVER TO TYPE THIS BORING SHIT. IGAVE NO!!! QUALITY ASSURANCE,BUT I CAN PROMISE YOU MORE SERIOUS BULLSHIT. HERE COMES ANOTHER ONE :::::WHAT IS BLACK AND WHITE AND FLIES THROUGH THE AIR?? ANSWER: A NUN WHO HAS STEPPED ON A LANDMINE(THAT WASFUNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNY!) GAD,THIS MACHINE STINKS,LOUSY,SHITTY,LOTS OF ERROR & GURUS,BUT I HAVE ONE THING TO SAY TO ALL YE GENTLE FOLKS OUT THERE(GENTLE MY ASS!!!) IF U WANT TO DO SOME ERROR FREE!! COMPUTING ; GET YOURSELF A PC!!!! (I'VE GOT ONE , AND IT IS GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD! SINCE I BOUGHT IT(1 YEAR AGO)I HAVE HAD 5!!!!! DISKERRORS,HOW MANY HAVE YOU HAD THE LAST YEAR(HE HE)SO THROW THAT AMIGA OUT AND BUY YOURSELF A 386 PC,THEN YOU WILL BE ABLE TO ENJOY COMPUTERS. YO!!!! TO EVERYBODY I KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!BIBI..+++ATH      AHHHH THANK GOD,I GOT MY KEYBOARD BACK!!!! ANYROAD I THINK IQ HAS A MIND OF HIS OWN!! (HEHEHEHE)      GREETINGS GOES TO:  CRYPTOBURNERS , C.M./SNAP , KNIGHT/BRONX ,   THERE ISN'T MUCH TO WRITE ON THIS SCROLL????? MESSAGE TO DR.PSUCHO/SPECTRE: HEY WHERES MY DISKS?? I WAN'T THEM BACK!!!!! AND MESSAGE TO TECHNOPOWER/B.I.:HEY WHAT HAPPEN TO MY DISKS HERE TO???????? I WAN'T THEM BACK,OK???????                    SINCE I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING MORE TO SAY, I'M LEAVING THIS SCROLL TO SOMEONE ELSE!!!! BYE FROM DIVER OF #$%............                        (SCROLLTEXT RESTARTS)