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a AS YOU HAVE PROBABLY NOTICED - THE PICTURE WE GOT OF THE BUG WAS NOT TOO GOOD.... bACTUALLY IT WAS ONLY POSSIBLE TO SEE THE EYES OF THE BUG ON THAT FIRST VERSION. WE TRIED TO GET ANOTHER PICTURE OF THE BUG AND LOOK WHAT WE GOT...... f aWELL-WELL THAT IS BETTER......... ........... .............. .......... NOW WE WILL CONTINUE WITH THE CREDITS. IT IS POSSIBLE AT ANY TIME TO PRESS RIGHT MOUSEBUTTON TO CONTINUE THE DEMO - THERE ARE 2 MORE PARTS TO COME...... b c d b g CREDITS:
h FOR ALL PARTS. ig TRONIC
h TOOK CARE OF ALL THE MUSICAL ARTWORK - COMPOSED ON DELTA. ig SHOGUN
h OF BARRICADE MADE THE REPLAYER FOR DELTA PD-MUSIC. ig PROXT
h IS THE PROGRAMMER OF THIS LARGE DEMO PROJECT. ig FIX
h MADE THE FONT USED FOR PART 2: SCROLLFONT AND PART 5: GREETINGS FONT. ig MAGIC
h PIXELED THE CAVE-LOGO FOR PART 2 AND THIS FONT FOR PART 3 AND THE GOLDEN BUG-LOGO FOR PART 5. igTHUNDERBOY
h PRODUCED THE SCROLL-FONT AND THE CAVE-NOT ALL CAVEMEN ARE PRIMITIVE-LOGO FOR PART 5. ig TEMET
h MADE THE GREAT PICTURE ABOVE. IT WAS FIRST DRAWN AS A HAND DRAWING BY TEMET. THEN IT GOT DIGITIZED AND COLOURED ON THE AMIGA AND THE RESULT IS ABOVE.... ig PROXT
h DID ALL THE OTHER SIMPLE GRAPHICS LIKE THE FONT FOR PART 1 AND 3 AND THE FONT USED FOR ADDRESSES IN PART 5. ig - CAVE -
h ................................................NOW GO AHEAD AND bPRESS RIGHT MOUSE-BUTTON TO CONTINUE.... e
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IN THE DARKEST CHAMBERS OF THE BIG CAVE LIVES: THE GOLDEN BUG ONLY A FEW CAVEMEN ON EARTH HAVE HAD THE CHANCE TO SEE THIS WONDERFUL CREATURE! WE HAVE TRIED TO CREATE A PICTURE OF THIS MYSTERIOUS BUG. IT IS NOT EASY SINCE THE BUG IS NOT VISIBLE SO OFTEN. HOLD ON AND THE PICCY WILL BE READY!!! e
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PRESENT TO YOU
ON THE DATE 90-10-15
OUR DEMO PROJECT
ENTITELED:
THE GOLDEN BUG
q READ THIS! READ THIS! READ THIS!
p INSTRUCTIONS: USE JOYSTICK TO CONTROL THE SCROLLSPEED.
PRESS RIGHT MOUSEBUTTON TO CHANGE TUNE!
THIS IS GOING TO BE A LONG SCROLL TEXT SO LEAN BACK AND MAKE
YOURSELF COMFORTABLE IF YOU WANT TO READ IT!
THE FOLLOWING PEOPLE ARE THE WRITERS OF THIS SCROLL,
SO IF YOU KNOW ANY OF THEM - I SUGGEST YOU READ THE ENTIRE SCROLL: PROXT,
RARE, PERFECT, FLYER, EKU AND HEADLESS!
FIRST OF ALL I (PROXT) WOULD LIKE TO TELL YOU SOME TECHNICAL
INFO ON THIS DEMO. THE SOURCECODE FOR THE DEMO IS 85782 BYTES LARGE!
APPROXIMATELY 67 PERCENT OF THIS IS PURE CODE. THE REST IS REFERENCE FIELDS
AND DATA AREAS (NOT INCLUDING THE SCROLLTEXT AND GREETINGSLIST).
THE RAW GRAPHIC SIZE IS 147056 BYTES AND THE MUSIC SIZE IS (ONLY)
65526 BYTES!
SOME PERSONAL GREETINGS....... THE VERY SPECIAL "THANX 4 COLLECTING
STAMPS 4 ME!" GREETINGS FROM PROXT OF CAVE GOES TO...... FLASH FOX OF
ALIVE! - JOHNNY OF CAVE! - BUD OUTRAGE OF ARTCH! - PHANTOM LORD OF CULT! AND
TO THE ONES WHO WANT TO COLLECT STAMPS FOR ME IN THE FUTURE!
I WOULD LIKE TO THANK ALL THE GREAT MAGAZINES THAT
REVIEWED MY LAST BIG DEMO (STARGAZER). IT IS REALLY GREAT TO KNOW THAT
SOMEBODY OUT THERE ACTUALLY TAKE THEIR TIME TO ANALYZE A PRODUCT ONE HAS
USED A LOT OF TIME ON!
I WOULD ALSO LIKE TO SAY HI TO:
SCOT OF ARCANE (HOPE YOU MAKE SOME COOL DEMOES SOON) -
FRAP OF MAGNETIC FIELDS (ALLWAYS GREAT SENDINGS) -
DEFLEX OF KEFRENS (HI DUDE! YA PACKS ARE COOL) -
JUDAS AND AGRESSOR OF DECAY (GREAT PHREAKIN WITH YOU BUT PLEASE SEND MORE STUFF AND MORE OFTEN) -
BUCH AND ALL THE OTHERS IN STATIC BYTES (NICE MEETING YOU ON PARTY. YOU ARE A GREAT GROUP) -
DR. MASTERMIND (WHAT GROUP ARE YOU IN NOW, THE SILENTS?) -
JANITOR OF REBELS (I NEVER HEAR FROM YOU ANYMORE... WRITE SOON!) -
ALL CAVE MEMBERS (TELL ME WHAT YOU THINK OF THIS DEMO...)
AND EVERYONE ELSE I DIDN'T MENTION (CONTACT ME A LITTLE MORE OFTEN
AND I WILL PROBABLY REMEMBER YOU BETTER IN MY NEXT SCROLLER).........
THAT'LL BE IT 4 NOW FROM ME! ONE LAST NOTE FLY OUT
TO: CLASS VI HAABER SGU' AT I VIL OVERVEJE VORES TILBUD!
PROXT OF CAVE
SIGNING OFF TO LET SOMEONE ELSE TAKE OVER THE ASCII FILE!
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AFTER HOURS OF WAITING YOU FINNALY REACH MY SCROLL.....
THE STAR OF TONIGHT IS.. RARE ..AND I HOPE YOU HAVE A PLEASANT EVENING GUYS,
GIRLS AND OTHER SORTS OF MONSTERS..... TONIGHTS SUBJECT IS COMPUTING AND
SHOULD IT BE EVERYTHING....... BUT FIRST I WANNA BURN SOME MESSIES OF TO SOME
OF MY BEST FREINDS IN THE SCENE.
HY ACE: HELLO GUY..... SEND SOMETHING.
HY ZIG ZAG / MADNESS: NICE SEEING YOU ON PARTIES. YOU'RE SURE A GOOD FREIND.
HY RAISLIN / NORTHSTAR: HY HOT FRENCH FREIND.
HY ORACLE GUYS: SORRY THAT EVERYTHING WAS MESSED UP. BUT IT WASN'T MY FAULT.
HY SLAYER / PROTON LTD: SEND ME A BOTTLE OF PADERBORN GOLD PILS.
HY TCB / PUSSY: SORRY FOR NOT COULD COME TO ALL THOSE PARTIES.
HY CREATOR / STRANGERS: YOU'RE SURE A COOL MUSICIAN.
HY TRONIX: THANX FOR CANDY. I HOPE YOU FIND A NEW GROUP TO JOIN.
HY DARKSIDE, WARLOCK AND OTHER OF UNDERWORLD: THANX FOR T-SHIRT AND SUPPORT.
HY HOT / CAVE (WHAT ELSE???): HOWS GOING IN FINLAND???? HOPE WE KEEP THE
CONNECTION FOR MANY YEARS....
HY PROXT / CAVE: VAER HILSET KAERE NAVNEBROR..
HY INFINITY / CAVE: NAAR HVAD SKER SAA OPPE NORDPAA!!!!
HY EKU / CAVE: HELLO GAME FREAK!!!!
HY PERFECT / CAVE: HELLO BEATLESS FREAK!!!
HY HEADLESS / CAVE: THANX FOR YOUR MIGHTY LETTER...
HY THUNDERBOY / CAVE: YEP KOEKKENRULLE ER ET GODT CITAT!!!
HY JOHNNY / CAVE: WHATS GOING ON???
HY TRONIC / CAVE: JEG SYNES STADIG BEDST OM 'SOUND OF DELTA'.
HY FLYER / CAVE: I'M STILL SHOCKED OVER YOUR LOOOONG LETTER!!!!
HY LOGIC / CAVE: NAAR DU KUNNE DA I DET MINDSTE BRUGE MIT FONT!!!
SORRY FOR DELAYS TO ALL CONTACTS....
THIS IS A LIST OF SOME GUYS WHO STILL HAVE SOME OF MY DISKS:
STRIDER/ADVENTURE - H.S. - SILENTS - GANDALF/TAO INDUSTRIES -
REINFORCE/VENOM. ARE YOU GUYS DISKSTEALERS?????
OKAY LETS START THE REAL SCROLLER GUYS.....
1.5 MONTH AGO I MOVED AWAY FROM MY PARENTS.... I MOVED TO A
SMALL CITY IN THE CENTRAL DENMARK. I DECIDED TO USE A LITTLE LESS
TIME ON COMPUTERS AND FREINDS.... I HAVE REALLY ENJOYED THIS......
I'VE FOUND OUT THAT THERE IS REALLY MUCH MORE JOY IN THE WORLD OUTSIDE...
I WON'T STOP THIS SWAPPING. NOT AT ALL. I SURE THINK THAT THATS VERY
MUCH FUN AND ITS STILL MY NO. 1. HOBBY. I JUST SAY THAT IT SHOULDN'T TAKE
ALL YOUR TIME. GO OUT WITH YOUR FREINDS AND DRINK SOME BEERS. YOU SHOULD
ALSO THINK ABOUT GETTING AN EDUCATION, YOU CAN'T STAY A COMP. FREAX ALL
YOUR LIFE. I'M REALLY ENJOYING THIS AND I THINK YOU SHOULD TRY THE SAME.
I'M PASSING AWAY FROM THE DREAMS THAT EVERYBODY ARE HOPING TO REACH IN
ANOTHER DEMISION OF FOOLS... WE SHOULDN'T BETRAY WHAT WE CAME HERE FOR.
WE CAME HERE FOR NOTHING AND SHOULD LEAVE HERE WITH NO GOALS FORFILLED.
EXCEPT THAT WE HAVE PLEASED OURSELVES. YOU STILL ONLY HAVE ONE
OF THESE STRANGE HORRORS CALLED LIFE. AND YOU SURE SHOULD ENJOY IT.....
THIS WAS TODAYS WISE WORDS FROM YOUR ALLTIME GOOD FREIND RARE....
I'LL LET THE NEXT GUY TAKE OVER HERE.........
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HI! I AM PERFECT OF CAVE. I AM HOME IN MY OWN ROOM. THE CLOCK IS 22.44.
I AM LISTENING TO THE BEATLES. I GOT THIS CASETTE FROM JUPE.
HI! PROXT I SAW YOUR VHS-CASETTE.
PROXT SEND SOON NEW STUFF TO ME! HI! RARE SEND COOL STUFF AND WRITE LONG
LETTER! PROXT YOU CAN WRITE LONG LETTER TO ME TOO!
HI! INFINITY SEND SOON NEW STUFF AND LONG LETTER!
OI! MAHTAVA JA SUURI KOMMUNISMIN PELKO! HOPEFULL
YOU PROXT AND RARE CAN COME TO FINLAND NEXT SUMMER (OULU OR RIIHIMAKI)!
CAVE WANT NEW COOL CONTACTS (NO FUCKING LAMERS) WRITE OUR HQ (JUPE)!!!
I THING IT IS STONE IT MUST TO BE STONE OR MAYBE IT IS BIG RED STONE, OHO!
SE TIPAHTI! AIH! PAA HALKI!!! HI! JUPE EIKS OO UPEE SCROLLI. SEND NEW
STONES, I WANT WHITE STONE WITH CAVE LOGO. HI! HOT VITTUAKO LAMEROIT, SEND
SOON! HI! JAMES POTKUKELKKA. HI! PEACE MAKER. YOU SAY YES, I SAY NO, YOU
SAY GO AND I SAY GO GO GO! OH NO! YOU SAY GOODBYE, I SAY HELLO HELLO
HELLO! I DONT KNOW WHY YOU SAY GOODBYE, I SAY HELLO HELLO HELLO! YOU SAY
NO, YOU SAY WHY, I SAY I DONT KNOW!!! HAHAHAA!!! HI! FLYER (NAIMA NAKKI)
DONT BE LAZY! STOP FUCKING SMOKING! HI! STINGER (RIEMURASIA) STINGER IS
DRING TOO MUCH TINNER! STINGER THINK ATT HIS POTATO IS MODEN?! KOKO
YHTEISKUNTA ON VAARASSA ROMUTTUA, JATKAMME SAAMME KENTIES ELAA!!! HI!
DR.FEELGOOD (MS.COOLFEED) DONT ROCK! ATARI IS FUCKING SHIT MACHINE! HI!
EKU KEKU KEKE KAALEPPI II CALL AND SEND SOON! I SEND GREETZ TO ALL CAVE
MEMBERS AND MY CONTACTS. JUPE REMEMBER: RIIHIMAKI HERE WE COME! (PERFECT
/ FLYER) NEXT SUMMER KUUSAMO II. CALL TO HEAVEN 6 8 4 5 2 9 1 0 3 7 !!!
JESSUS IS COMING, ARE YOU READY? TAKE CATCH! (ONLY JOKE) HA HA HAA! FUCK
OFF SIMPLEX. JUPE AND HOT OTETAAN NEUVOA ANTAVAA, KUN TAVATAAN! CAVE RULEZ
CONTINUE! JUPE, HOT AND ERKKI TULKAA TANNE KESAKUUN 1 PAIVA. LEGEND CONTINUE.
SITKEITA OVAT PERKELEET! NOW I MUST STOP THIS SHIT. BYE! PS: HOT TEE UUSIA
KUVARUUTUJA! ROKATAAN KUN TAVATAAN!
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HI TO ALL ON THERE GROUND... HERE I'M ON CLOUDS
WITH JESUS II AND GOD... REAL JESUS IS DRINKING... WE HAVE
WONDERFUL PARTYS LAST NIGHT... WITH JESUS, GOD AND MARIA...
OK... WHAT WE CAN DO... IT'S DIFFRENT TO BE IN HERE, ALL
DAYS DRINKING AND PARTYS... JESUS DO WINE FROM WATER... CHEAP...
OK... THATS FOR IT... OOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHH.... MAYBE YOU KNOW
WHO I AM BUT ANYWAY I CAN TELL IT TO THOSE PEOPLES WHO DON'T KNOW
IT... I'M FLYER... DRINKING WITH GOD... OK... CLOCK IS
19.14 IN THERE EARTH... HERE IS NOT CLOCKS... AND DAY IS 3.9.2001...
BUT BUT BUT BUT BUT... PUT... PUT.PUT.PUT.PUT...
OK... MY PERSONAL GREETS TO: GOD (WONDERFUL PARTYS LAST NIGHT...),
PROXT (STILL WAITING MY GFX, DON'T BE NERVOUS... I DRAW IT WHEN I HAVE
TIME...), RARE (I WRITE TO YOU WHEN I HAVE TIME...), PERFECT (KIKKELIS
KOKKELIS... MITA SA REVIT!?... MITAS ISTUT VIERESSANI...), PEACEMAKER
(WHERE YOU ARE... WHO STOLE YOU...), FIX (VISKIA SE VAAN NAUKKAILEE...),
JUPE (DON'T ROCK... OTETAANKO KUUSAMO UUSIKSI...???), HOT (LAMER, LAMER,
LAMER, LAMER... HOW MANY CONTACTS...??? FIVE OR SIX???), ORION
(DO DISCO, ACID, FUNKY, HOUSE, RAP AND BEATLES STYLE MUSIC... NOT HEAVY),
MR. SPIV (DO NOT DRINK TOO MUCH... ALA AINA USKO JEESUKSEEN... (JOKE),
DR. FEELCOOL (CAN WE TAKE IISALMI AGAIN SOMETIME...??? (SALKOPAPU...!!),
STINGER (MITA SA UITAT RUSINOITA TINNERISSA...??? - SE ON POTTU NY...),
EKU (EKU KEKU KEINO VIPU...), HEADLESS (STILL WITHOUT HEAD? - IRTO LANTIO),
DUPLICATOR (ALA MONISTA LIIKAA...), JOHNNY (WHERE IS YOUR POST...???)
AND ALL THOSE MEMBERS WHO I FORGET... AND OF COURSE TO MY GIRLFRIEND AND
JAMES POTKUKELKKA... AND TO ALL MY CONTACTS... SO... HERE WE ARE...
YES WE... PERFECT IS SITTING BEHIND ME AND LOOKING AND WAITING THIS
FUKING SCROLL... AND HELPING (APUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUVA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
TO WRITE THIS SHIT... HERE I'M... FLYING STILL OVER 30000 FEET...
LOOKING MY OLD ENEMY, PERFECT... I SIT ON F-16 COCPIT AND LOOKING
RADAR AND SEARCHING THAT ASHOLE... THERE HE IS... FLYING OVER 3000
FEET HIGHER THAN ME... WHAT HELL... WHAT HE IS SHOOTING...
PYTERAPERS DEMO... SHIT, ALMOST HIT... OK... HERE COME SOMETHING...
GROUP OF BLOODFUCKERS DEMOS... AH, HIT ONE... BUT, DON'T DROP...
AGAIN ON MY SIGHT... NOW I THORW RED SECTOR MEGADEMO... MISS...
WHAT IS COMING... SIPLEX DEMO... SHIT!!! HIT... MY PLANE...
FUCK... MUST EJECT... BUT IN MY POCKET IS LAST THING... I MUST TRY
IT... CAVE'S MEGADEMO... FFFFFFFFFFIIIIIIIIIIUUUUUUUUUU..........
COPS...
JEE!!! HE DROP... AGAIN... NOBODY WIN... BOTH OF US DROP... ANYWAY,
MUST TAKE AGAIN TOMORROW... NEXT TIME I THOR FISRT OUR NEW'S DEMO,
MIND DISASTER (CODED MY MR. SPIV WITH GOD (UPEETA, MAHTAVAAAAA, UPEEEEETA!)
AND HE FIND HESELF ON MARS... OK... THAT WAS TODAY'S FIGHT
WITH PERFECT... YEP... IT'S MAYBE TIME TO STOP... SOME IDIOT
CONTINUE IF CONTINUE... AND NOW I SAY THAKS TO: MY AMIGA... (STILL
WORKING...), PILHIPS CM8833 MONITOR (NEW...), DUX TV (WONDERFUL HELP...
NICE TO WATC SOMETHING WHEN DO SOME WITH AMIGA...), LUXORI (NICRE TO WATCH
VIDEOS WHEN DO SOMETHING WITH AMIGA...), MY 3.5 AND 5.25 DISK DRIVES...,
CLOCK... (SHOW TIME AND DATE), MODEEMI (JEE...), STICK... (NOT ON USE),
MOUSE (STILL WORKING WITH MICROSWITCH...), 98326432 3.5 INCH DISKS...
9842824 5.25 INCH DISK..., MY 86435 PENS... 8765432876 MBYTES HARD
DISK... 0.9843W6875432608426 BYTES MEMORY... (873254765324 BIT),
PERFECT... HOUSE... COMOTORE... SONY STEREO SYSTEM... PILHISP
RECORD PLAYER... 83746587643 CASETTES, 9834679877546 RECORDS...
983476598753 VIDEO CASETTES... GOD, JESUS, MARIA, MR. SPIV,
CYGNUS ET... ET... PIMPELI POMPELI... JR-COMM V8745.864...
KUUSAMO... HIIRIMAKI... WHISKEY, FINLANDIA VODKA, COSCENCORVA,
BEER, AND ALL DRINKING WHAT I FORGET... AND EVERYTHING WHAT I FORGET
AND ALL MY FRIENDS WHO I FORGET... (LIKE THOSE GIRLS... (OH I DON'T
REMEMBER TO TELL ABOUT IT... ON ONE FRIDAY NIGHT WHEN I AND MY
FRIEND WAS DRIVING ON CITY... I SAW TWO GIRLS WHO LOOK LIKE HOOKERS...
OK, I OPEN WINDOW OF CAR AND YELL... HOW MUCH...???... I DON'T
KNOW WHY THEY (AND ALL WHO HEAR THAT) LOOK AND LONG...)
BUT NOW... ANYWAY I STOP AND GIVE TURN TO SOMEBODY ELSE... AND
I FLY ON SKY... FLYER FLY AWAY...
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HELLO ! HERE IS EKU OF CAVE TYPING WORDS THIS TIME TO THE
DANES DEMO........ YEAH! THIS SCROLLTEXT WOULD HAVE BEEN
IN JUPES DEMO BUT IT HAD TOO MUCH SCROLLTEXT ALLREADY, SO I DECIDED TO
WRITE SOME WORDS TO THIS ONE.
WHAT SHALL I WRITE ? SHOULD I WRITE OF THE TYPICAL THINGS
I WRITE TO MY SCROLLERS? I MEAN THE SAME GROOVY ORDER OF FIRST SOME BULL
AND THEN SOMETHING ABOUT THE SCENE AND FINALLY TO THE GREETINGS!! BUT
THE SCROLLTEXT WRITING SHOULD BE CHANGING ALL THE TIME! NOW I GET IT!
WHAT IF I WRITE THE GREETZ FIRST,THEN THE SCENE BUSINESS AND FINALLY THE
BOOOOOORING BULL?? OR MAYBE I SHOULD BE MORE CREATIVE AND START WITH THE
SCENE, THEN TO THE GREETZ AND FINALLY TO THE BULL!!! BUT WAIT A MINUTE!
I AM ALREADY BEGINNING WITH THE TYPICAL BULL IN MY SCROLLERS! WHAT THE
HECK, NOW I HAVE LESS CHOICES (TWO AS A MATTER OF FACT!)...... SO LET US
STOP TO THINK WHAT WILL BE THE CORRECT ORDER TO THIS! MAYBE I WILL CONTINUE
THIS BULL WITH GREETZ AND FINISH THE SCROLLER BY WRITING OF THE SCENE...
OR THEN, YOU MIGHT WANT TO READ THE SCENE REPORTS BEFORE THE GOOD OLD
GREETZ TO MY FUCKING (NAUGHTY WORD) COOL FRIENDS?!? AARRGHH! NOBODY HAS
SAID IT IS EASY TO LIVE IN FINLAND! I WONDER, IF IT IS THE GOVERMENT WHICH
CORRUPTS US GOOD OLD-FASHIONED SCROLLWRITERS? WELL,LET ME STOP THIS TORTURING
OF MYSELF, I SHOULD NOT LET MY THOUGHTS TO FLY SO MUCH WHEN I AM WRITING
THESE STUPID SCROLLTEXTS. HEADLESS HAS JUST NOW WRITTEN HIS SCROLLER AND
LOOKING AT MY VIDEOFILM-COLLECTION. NOW HE COMPLAINS TO ME ABOUT LENDING
MY VIDEOTAPES TO OTHER GUYS BEFORE HIM!!! WHAT THE HELL DOES HE THINK HE
IS? MY BOSS?!? SHUT UP! THANK GOD HE IS LEAVING NOW. LET US STOP ONCE
AGAIN TO THINK ABOUT THIS STRANGE BEHAVIOUR OF MY CAVE-FRIENDS!
DO NOT TAKE THIS TEXT TOO SERIOUS -
I AM HAVING A REALLY BAD DAY... YEAH! (WHY DO I ALWAYS WRITE YEAH!
IN MY SCROLLTEXTS
AT LEAST 2 TIMES ?!?) AND THEN TO DUPLICATOR! HE IS A GREAT GUY BUT
WHY DOES HE THINK THAT ULTIMA IS THE BEST RP-GAME! I PREFER BATTLETECH TO
BE THE NUMBER ONE! ANYWAY I THINK HE IS ONE OF THE BEST GUYS IN CAVE...
OK,BETTER STOP JUDGING OUR MEMBERS NOW, I DO NOT WANT ANY INSIDE WARS
BETWEEN US, LET'S JUST SAY EVERBODY HAS SOMETHING BAD AND SOMETHING GOOD.
ALL THAT MATTERS IS WE TRY THE BEST WE CAN. YEAH! (HERE WE GO AGAIN
WITH THAT YEAH! BUSINESS...)
WHAT NEXT? NOW I REMEMBER! I THANK YOU ALL GUYS WHO HAVE WRITTEN
TO ME OR OUR OTHER MEMBERS THAT YOU LIKE MY SCROLLTEXTS! I DO NOT KNOW
YOUR NAMES WHO READ THIS BUT I LOVE YOUUUU !!! THAT IS ALL THAT MATTERS!
SCENE? WHAT DO I WANT TO WRITE ABOUT THE AMIGA? NOT THOSE IDIOT
STORIES ABOUT FRIENDSHIP BECAUSE THE IDEA OF THE GROUP CALLED FRIENDSHIP
WAS BORN DEAD! THE IDEA WAS CREATED ONLY TO GET MORE FAMOUS BY LETTING
THE OTHERS THINK THEY DO NOT CARE ABOUT THE HARD BUSINESS! SCREW YOU!!!
IF YOU THINK THE FRIENDSHIP IS COOL THEN READ THIS. IF YOU ARE A SWAPPER
IN A GROUP WHO BELONGS TO THE FRIENDSHIP, WHY DO YOU STEAL DISKS
FROM THE OTHER GUYS AND CALL THEM LAMERS? I HAPPEN TO KNOW AT LEAST TWO
GROUPS IN FRIENDSHIP WHO HAVE SUCH LAME SWAPPERS. IF I GET A LETTER FROM
A GUY WHO WISHES TO TRADE SOME STUFF WITH ME AND I DO NOT WANT TO SWAP
WITH HIM, I SEND HIM TO OTHER MEMBER OF OUR CREW. WELL,IF YOU THINK
THE CREW FRIENDSHIP IS A GOOD IDEA, JUST PROVE IT BY WRITING TO ME FOR
SOME COOL LETTER-TRADING! I DO NOT TAKE NEW CONTACTS ANYMORE SO NO DISKS
OK? MY ADDRESS IS IN CJ 21/90 SO GET IT! LET THE GOOD TIMES ROLL!
AT THE MOMENT I AM WATCHING TELEVISION AND WRITING THIS SCROLLTEXT AT THE
SAME TIME! DO THAT , TRUE BELIEVERS , IF YOU CAN! FILMNET IS SHOWING A
STUPID MOVIE CALLED AS THE GREAT OUTDOORS SO I TURN MY VIDEOS ON. I
INSERT A TAPE INCLUDING THE MOVIES DIE HARD 2 AND SHOCKER TO MY VIDEOS.
YEAH! (NO MORE...PLEASE!) OOPPS! I HAVE MESSED ONCE AGAIN WITH MY TAPES!
ON THE TAPE IS A PORNOFILM WHICH I RECORDED FROM THE FILMNET YESTERDAY...
THE MOVIE IS CALLED AS .. WHEN SHE WAS BAD .. YEPS HIPS ! RISE AND SHINE
HERE I AM! UH AH UH AH UH AH ... AND SO ON...... I WONDER WHAT DOES THE
DEMO LOOK LIKE WHICH YOU ARE LOOKING AT THE SAME TIME AS READING MY SCROLLER?
I AM IN A MOOD TO THE WRITING SO LET ME CHANGE THE SUBJECT... ONCE UPON
THE TIME WHEN I HAD ONLY 312 DISKS LIVED TWO GUYS IN A SAME HOUSE. THEY
HAD EVERYTHING THEY WANTED. THEY HAD VIDEOS, WASHING MACHINES, CARS (23),
TABLES, CHAIRS, TELEVISIONS, LOTS OF TAPES (VIDEO & MUSICAL), STEREOS
AND OTHER FUNNY STUFF. THE END. WHAT WAS THE IDEA OF THAT STORY I
HEAR YOU ASK... WELL THERE WERE NO IDEA BUT IT SURE WAS FUN TO WRITE SOME
STUPID TEXT ONCE AGAIN... NOW A SMALL ADVERTISEMENT TO YOU OVER
THERE!!! ALL YOU GUYS WHO WANT TO START SWAPPING WITH CAVEMEN DO NOT
WRITE TO ME! I WILL NOT ANSWER ANY OF YOUR LETTERS, I WILL ONLY SEND THEM
TO OTHER MEMBERS OF OUR JOLLY GROUP. I THINK I HAVE WRITTEN ENOUGH
TODAY, I WILL CONTINUE MY WRITINGS ON THE MORNING BEFORE I GO TO SCHOOL
... OK , I GO TO BED NOW.. BE THERE IN THE MORNING! GOOD NIGHT
(STORY CONTINUES AFTER NINE HOURS BREAK) GOOOOD
MOORRNINNNG AMIGAAA!!!!
(I HAVE SEEN THE MOVIE TWICE) RISE AND SHINE BECAUSE I HAVE ONLY SOME
MINUTES TO WRITE THIS SCROLLER. AFTER THAT I HAVE TO GO TO SCHOOL AND
STUDY, STUDY AND STUDY... HOW SHOULD I BEGIN MY SCROLLER THIS TIME ?
NOW I HAVE PASSED THE NORMAL BULL AND THE STUPID AND CHILDISH SCENE-STORIES
SO ONLY THING I CAN COME UP WITH IS TO WRITE SOME HELLOS TO MY CONNECTIONS
OVER THE EARTH. YOU CAN NOT BE SERIOUS IF YOU BELIEVE I AM
GOING TO WRITE THOSE STUPID HELLOS TO OTHER GUYS ? SCROLLTEXT-WRITING
SHOULD BE TREATED AS AN ART, NOT AS SOME TEENAGE ADVERTISEMENTS ON MUSIC
MAGAZINES! YOU KNOW WHAT? YESTERDAY I CODED A BIT OF MY LITTLE GAME.
AND GUESS WHAT? YES, THE COMPUTER HAD A SHORTCUT!! I HAD WRITTEN JUST
ABOUT 15K OF SOURCE !!! OF COURSE I DID NOT KNOW WHAT TO DO SO I CALLED
OUR BEAUUUTIFULLL BOSS JUPE. ALL I COULD GET OUT OF HIM WAS SOME SICK
JOKES AND SOME LAUGHINGS TO MY FACE. YEP. I CLOSED THE PHONE AND CALLED
THE BETTER MEMBER (WHO IS MORE SERIOUS) MR.SPIV. THERE WERE NO ANSWER!!!
BLOODY HELL! SO I DECIDED TO CALL JUPE ONCE AGAIN (PERHAPS HE HAD GROWN
UP A BIT) . NO! ONCE AGAIN HE JUST TOLD STUPID HINTS AND TIPS SO I THOUGHT
OF KILLING HIM!!! BUT ANYWAY AFTER SOME INNOVATIVE PROVERBS I CLOSED THE
PHONE AGAIN... THEN I DECIDED TO CALL OUR CODEWIZARD NEAR MY PLACE!!!
YEAH! MAYBE HEADLESS HAS SOME IDEAS TO SOLVE MY BLOODY COOL PROBLEM...
BUT NOOOOOO! HE TOLD IT WAS OVER, I HAD LOST THE GAME!!! OH GOD WHY DID
I NOT SAVE IT! AFTER BREAKING MY SEKA-DISK I WAS SO FURIOUS THAT I EVEN
MANAGED TO READ MY SWEDISH HOMEWORK. (I DO NOT LIVE IN SWEDEN, I DO NOT
WANT TO LEARN SWEDEN, BUT A MANS GOT TO DO WHAT MANS GOT TO DO...)
THEN I CALLED TO DUPLICATOR AND BLAMED HIM OF MY PROBLEM! ALL I GOT
BACK WAS SOME CRAZY TALK WHICH HE DID NOT PROBABLY UNDERSTAND EITHER...
THEN I LEFT THE PHONE , CLOSED MY BLOODY COMPUTER AND DECIDED TO WATCH
TELEVISION, THE INVENTION OF THE GODS! I WATCHED THE MOVIE ..OUT OF BOUNDS.
BUT IT DID NOT SATISFY MY NEEDS. SO HERE I AM... (BY THE WAY THIS
SCROLLTEXT WAS WRITTEN TWO DAYS AFTER MY NINE HOURS SLEEP) SO
NOW WE HAVE DONE IT! ONCE AGAIN YOU HAVE REACHED THE END OF THIS BIG AND
GIGANTIC SCROLLTEXT! I REALLY HOPE YOU ENJOYED MY STORIES BECAUSE I NEVER
TALK OF VIOLENCE OR SEXUAL THINGS (ONLY SICK GUYS DO THAT)...
BYE BYE FROM EKU OF CAVE. BE SEEING YOU IN OTHER LIFE......
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HI FELLOWS!!! THIS IS HEADLESS OF *CAVE* WRITING SOME BULL!!
I'M NOT A GOOD SCROLLTEXT WRITER SO I WON'T BORE YOU FOR VERY LONG.
HAVE YOU SEEN MY MUSIC COLLECTION ? IF NOT GET IT NOW!!! IT WAS RELEASED
IN WEEK 37! IT'S NOT THE BEST I CAN DO BUT THE MUSIC IS THE MAIN THING IN
IT NOT THE CODE!!!
NOW A MESSAGE TO ALL MY EX-CONTACTS WHO HAVEN'T HEARD FROM ME:
I HAVE STOPPED SWAPPING AND GAVE YOUR ADDRESS TO DUPLICATOR!!!!! SO IF
HE HASN'T WRITTEN TO YOU DON'T BLAME ME! IT WAS GREAT TO SWAP WITH YOU
BUT I JUST HADN'T ENOUGHT TIME TO SWAP BECAUSE SCHOOL STARTED AGAIN AND
I HAVE TO CODE SO THERE WERE NO TIME FOR SWAPPING!!! I HOPE WE MEET AT
SOME PARTY SOMETIME.....
NO MORE BULL FROM ME... SO GOOD BYE FROM THE ONE AND ONLY
HEADLESS OF *CAVE*
THAT WAS THE LAST SCROLLTEXT.... NOW TAKE A NAP OR PLAY SOME TETRIS -
THIS SCROLL WILL WRAP BEFORE YOU EVEN KNOW IT.........
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