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*    RED ERROR OF CAVALRY PRESENTS:    *
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*    AN INTRO CALLED 'SUMMER-TIME'     *
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*   RELEASED AT THE SUMMER PARTY IN    *
*            PORSGRUNN 1991            *
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*  THE CREDITS WILL APPEAR ON THE NEXT *
*          PAGE!! + SOME INFO          *
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*      SEE YA ON THE NEXT PAGE!!!!     *
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*   BY THE WAY PRESS THE RIGHT M.B!!   *
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*    OK LET'S POP OUT THE CREDITS!!    *
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*      CODING BY .... RED ERROR/CVY    *
*   SOME TEXT BY .... RED ERROR/CVY    *
*   SOME TEXT BY .... CHARON/CVY       *
*   SOME TEXT BY .... KINGPIN/CVY      *
* SCROLL FONT BY .... KINGPIN/CVY      *
*   SOME TEXT BY .... LIZARD/MSI       *
*       MUSIC BY .... LIZARD/MSI       *
*  PRINT FONT BY .... LIZARD/MSI       *
*   SOME TEXT BY .... LORD HELMET/PMC  *
*    END LOGO BY .... ZIMP/EX-CVY      *
*    END FONT BY .... SECTOR9/RAZOR    *
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*   AS YOU MAY NOTICED YOU'LL HAVE TO  *
*    PRESS THE RIGHT MOUSE BUTTON TO   *
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* 'HVEM ER T0FFEST....                 *
*              OG HVORFOR ER JEG DET?' *
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* IF YOU WANT TO CONTACT ME THEN WRITE *
*       TO ME AT THIS ADDRESS:         *
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*           RED ERROR / CVY            *
*           GRAAGAASVEIEN 17           *
*           4048 HAFSRFJORD            *
*             N O R W A Y              *
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*    ESPECIALLY CODERS ARE WELCOME     *
*   BUT SWAPPERS, GFX AND MUSICIANS    *
*        CAN ALSO CONTACT ME!!         *
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*  IF YOU WANT TO CONTACT KINGPIN FOR  *
*  HOT SWAPPING WRITE TO THIS ADDRESS  *
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*            KINGPIN / CVY             *
*           DUGANEKROKEN 24            *
*           4048 HAFRSFJORD            *
*             N O R W A Y              *
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* IF YOU WANT TO SWAP MUSIC STUFF WITH *
* OUR MUSICIAN YOU CAN WRITE TO HIM AT *
*            THIS ADDRESS:             *
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*            CHARON / CVY              *
*             TERNEV. 19               *
*           4048 HAFSRFJORD            *
*             N O R W A Y              *
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*    AND NOW SOME BULL FROM KINGPIN    *
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*    HI! I HAVE INVADED THIS SCREEN    *
*    TOO... I HAVE NOW GOT COMPLETE    *
*     CONTROL OVER THIS SOURCE,YOU     *
*     SEE, THE CODER OF THIS INTRO     *
*     HAS GONE FOR HIS HOLIDAYS IN     *
*    BERGEN (OF ALL PLACES!) AND HE    *
*     LEFT THE SOURCE IN MY HANDS!     *
*     SO BASICLY WRITE WHAT EVER I     *
*     WANT.....(HE HE) BUT I DON'T     *
*      THINK I WILL DO THAT BECOZ      *
*          IT'S SUMMER-TIME!!          *
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*    IF YOU WANT TO JOIN US YOU CAN    *
*  WRITE TO KINGPIN OR ME (RED ERROR)  *
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*WE LOOKING FOR CODERS, GFX, MUSICIANS *
*             AND SWAPPERS.            *
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*        MESSAGE TO PELOQUIN:          *
*    SORRY BUT I CAN'T MEET YOU IN     *
*         PORSGRUNN, CALL ME!!         *
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*     MESSAGE TO DESIGNER OF PMC:      *
*  THANKS FOR YOUR HELP, I'LL CALL YOU *
*      SOMETIME FOR MORE HELP.OK??     *
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*    MESSAGE TO GULLY OF SYMBIOSIS :   *
*  I'M REALLY LOOKING FORWARD TO YOUR  *
*           DISKMASTER V4.0            *
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* OK NOW I'LL LET LIZARD OF MSI WRITE  *
*     SOME TEXT, BYE FOR A WHILE!!!    *
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*   PS: READING THE NEXT PAGE CAN BE   *
*          DAGEROUS TO YOUR EYES!      *
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YO FOLX! HERE IS LIZARD OF MSI WRITING!!
ARRRGH! I HATE SEKA V3.2!!! IT'S SO DAMN
FUCKING SLOW!!! AND I'M REALLY FREEZING 
TO DEATH!!! (MY STOVE HAS BROKEN DOWN..)
IT'S COLD OUTSIDE,AND EVEN COLDER INSIDE
WHAT A PERFECT COMBINATION!!!! I THOUGHT
IT WAS SUMMER NOW!!! (HOW WRONG I WAS!!)
THE ONLY POSITIVE WORDS TODAY IS THAT I 
DON'T HAVE TO GO TO THE BORING SCHOOL!!!
(SOME KIND OF PLANDAY FOR THE TEACHERS.)
ANYWAY... ARE YOU GOING TO THE PORSGRUNN
PARTY THIS SUMMER??? YES??? WELL... THEN
WE MIGHT SEE EACHOTHER!!! SO, DON'T FOR-
GET MY NAME.. HEY,SVEINUNG: PLEASE HURRY
UP, AND GET MY SOUNDCARD TO MY SYNTHESI-
ZER SOON, BECAUSE I AM TIRED WAITING FOR
IT... HELLO RAMJET/PMC: HOW'S IT GOING??
HEARD ANY NEWS ABOUT THE TRIP, OR ABOUT 
THE JOIN??? ...HELLO RED ERROR/CVY: HAVE
YOU TRIED TO CODE SOME OF THE THINGS I  
MENTION TO YOU??? NOT??? I'M REALLY DIS-
APPOINTED!!! KEEP TRYING... HEY GT/MOZ: 
MADE ANY NEW TUNES LATELY??? NOT??? WHAT
A LAZY PERSON YOU HAVE BECOME..... WELL,
IT SEEMS LIKE MY INSPIRATION TO WRITE   
HAS FADED AWAY,SO I'D BETTER STOP NOW!!!

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*OK! RED ERROR IS BACK WITH THE MEMBER *
*               LIST!!!                *
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*  RED ERROR ...... CODER, ORGANIZER   *
*  CHARON ................. MUSICIAN   *
*  KINGPIN ................. SWAPPER   *
*  PELOQUIN ............. GFX ARTIST   *
*  JINX .......... CODER, GFX ARTIST   *
*  MICRO .................. MUSICIAN   *
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*  LOOK OUT FOR MY NOISE POLLUTION #2  *
* I'LL START CODING IT AS SOON AS I GET*
*          SOME COOL TUNES!!!!         *
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*  YO LIZARD!! WOULD YOU LIKE TO MAKE  *
*         SOME OF THE MUSIC???         *
*         PLEASE LET ME KNOW!          *
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* SOME TECHNICAL INFO ABOUT THIS INTRO *
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*         SOURCE .......  73 K         *
*          MUSIC ....... 113 K         *
*      GFX+FONTS .......  22 K         *
*           TEXT .......  15 K         *
*          SINUS .......  22 K         *
*  SOURCE LENGTH ....... 3657 LINES    *
*       CRUNCHED ....... FUCK KNOWS    *
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*       I GUESS THIS ALL FROM US       *
*   IF YOU CAN FIGURE OUT HOW TO EXIT  *
*  THIS INTRO THEN WRITE TO RED ERROR  *
*  AND HE GIVE YOU A DIPLOMA FOR YOUR  *
*  EFFORT. WELL THAT IS FAIR OR WHAT!  *
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*      ALSO COOMING FROM CAVALRY       *
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             AFTER A LONG TIME RED ERROR IS BACK WITH A NEW PRODUCTION. THIS TIME IT'S ONLY A BIG INTRO (IN KB OF COURSE!!) THIS INTRO WAS MADE JUST SHOW THAT CAVALRY ARE STILL IN BUSINESS, AND WE ARE STILL THE SAME MEMBERS. IF YOU WANT TO SEE OUR MEMBER LIST YOU CAN READ IT ABOVE!! AND NOW I THINK I'VE WRITTEN DOWN MY WORDS FOR A WHILE.   AND NOW KINGPIN/CVY SHALL WRITE SOME UGLY, BORING AND LAME TEXT HERE HE COMES .........................           THANKS TO RED ERROR FOR THOSE NICE WORDS AND FUCK YOU TOO!!!!  WELL I THINK I'LL SEND SOME SPECIAL GREETINGS TO SOME COOL PEOPLE:       LORD HELMET/PMC (STAY COOLEST!!)       GADGET/CYTAX (HOPE LIKED MY LETTER!)       SNIPER/PANIC (COOL PACKS!)       WIZMAR/AMAZE (NICE STUFF!)       ZAPPER/PMC (HI!)       MICRO/CAVALRY (THANKS FOR LETTING ME SLEEP OVER THAT NIGHT)       LIZARD/MSI (COOL TUNE!!!!!)       GULLY/SYMBIOSIS (WE ARE THE 2 FAST SWAPPERS ON THE SCENE!!??)       MCS/ABSENCE (TOO BAD!)       ZYC/ALIVE (STOP RELEASING SOOOOO MANY DEMOS!)       THAT WILL DO FOR A WHILE. AND NOW SOME WELL CHOSEN WORDS FROM ... THE MASTER OF LUST ... THE KING OF SEX ... THE RULER OF NATURE, BUT SINCE WE NOT KNOW ANYONE LIKE THIS YOU'LL JUST HAVE TO PUT UP WITH ME.    ANYONE STUPID ENOUGH TO READ THIS FAR MUST BE A SWAPPER SO I WANT TO SAY SOMETHING TO YOU, THE SWAPPER, I'M LOOKING FOR MORE CONTACTS. I KNOW THAT YOU SEE THIS ALL THE TIME, BUT I'M HERE TO SAY THAT THIS IS DIFFERENT BECOZ WITH ME YOU HAVE A GREAT SWAPPING TIME!!!!! JUST SLAP A DISC AND LETTER IN MY MAILBOX!!! MY ADDRESS (IF YOU'RE TOO STUPID TO LOOK ABOVE!!)            KINGPIN             DUGANEKROKEN 24            4048 HAFRSFJORD            NORWAY            I'LL BE WAITING!!! MY MOTTO IS:   2 FAST 4 U!!! (WELL, NOT ALWAYS!!)     ADIOS FANS....                              ALLRIGHT, IT'S CHARON TYPING (APPLAUSE).    YOU MIGHT NOT KNOW HOW I AM, BUT I AM FORMER PIONEER (I STILL DO MUSIC, THOUGH). I HAD TO CHANGE MY NAME, BECAUSE SOME OTHER LAMER CALLED HIMSELF PIONEER. SO, IF ANYONE OUT THERE CALL YOURSELF CHARON, CHANGE YOUR NAME AT ONCE !!!!  ACTUALLY I AM VERY MUCH OUT OF IDEAS, SO THIS IS PROBABLY GONNA BE A LOTTA BULL'. KINGPIN AND RED ERROR GOT PRETTY MAD AT ME TODAY (22/6), ONLY BECAUSE I SPENT THREE HOURS IN THE TELEPHONE. THEY TRIED TO REACH ME, BECAUSE THEY NEEDED A LOGO. SO, I BEGAN TO DESIGN A LOGO IN REAL 3D (SPENT ALMOST AN HOUR), AND STARTED TO RENDER IT. THEN I CALLED MY SOON-TO-BE GIRLFRIEND AND HAD A LONG ENLIGHTING CHAT WITH HER. MEANWHILE, THOSE TWO CHARACTERS MENTIONED EARLIER TRIED TO CALL ME. WHEN THEY HAD TRIED FOR TWO AND A HALF HOURS WHEN THEY GAVE UP AND CAME TO MY HOUSE.  THERE THEY GAVE ME QUITE A ROW FOR NOT COMING OVER TO RED ERROR'S HOUSE WHEN THE LOGO WAS FINISHED. SO, I CHECKED IF THE LOGO WAS DONE, AND IT WASN'T !! SO THEY HAD NOTHING TO COMPLAIN ABOUT (THANK GOD)!! THEN,  AFTER A LOT OF BACK AND FORTH, THEY FOUND OUT THAT THEY COULDN'T USE MY LOGO AFTER ALL (AAARRRRGGGHHHH!!!!! BUT, ALAS, THAT'S LIFE....      THIS IS GETTING LONG ENOUGH, SO I THINK I WILL HAND THE KEYBOARD OVER TO RED ERROR NOW ...  BYE FROM CHARON.........              OK I'M BACK HERE AGAIN JUST TO SAY ONE THING.              WATCH OUT FOR OUR FORTHCOMING MUSIC DISC CALLED 'NOISE POLLUTION 2'    I HOPE I CAN RELEASE IT BEFORE X-MAS!!       DEPENDING ON MY SCHOOL WORK!!       OK I'LL FINISH MY TEXT RIGHT HERE!!!                HELLO EVERYONE!  THIS IS LIZARD OF THE ALL MIGHTY MEGASTYLE INCORPORATED WRITING SOME WORDS... HAVE YOU EVER HEARD THAT NAME BEFORE?? GUESS NOT, BECAUSE MEGASTYLE INC. IS A C64-GROUP... THIS GROUP CONTAINS 9 MEMBERS. 3 CODERS, 3 GRAPHICARTISTS AND 3 MUSIC-COMPOSERS. MY MAIN JOB IN MSI IS TO MAKE MUSIC TO OUR DEMOS AND GAMES...BUT I'M ALSO A CODER,SWAPPER AND GRAPHICARTIST BESIDE OF MY MAIN TITLE... WELL, MSI IS REALLY LAZY THESE DAYS, AND I'VE SMOOTHLY MOVED OVER TO THE AMIGA FOR GOOD... BUT WHAT AM I DOING ON THE AMIGA THEN? WELL... I'VE MADE ALOT OF MUSIC AND I'VE ALSO DONE SOME GRAPHIC. BUT MY SPECIAL AREA IS COMPOSING!!! BUT FOR THE MOMENT, IT SEEMS LIKE I'M GROUPLESS ON THE AMIGA, SO... IF ANYONE NEEDS A EXPERIENCED MUSIC COMPOSER, HURRY UP AND CONTACT ME ON THIS ADDRESS...      MAGNAR HARESTAD,      BOVEIEN 81,     4070 RANDABERG,     NORWAY.       OR CALL ME ON:        +47 (0)4 417240. WELL... ENOUGHT ABOUT MYSELF, AND OVER TO ANOTHER SUBJECT... LETS THROW AWAY SOME GREETING TO: ALL MEMBERS OF CAVALRY, PMC, CRYPTOBURNERS, RAZOR 1911, PANORAMIC DESIGN, HORIZON, CONTEX, MEGA INDUSTRIES, BEYOND FORCE, REFLEX, OFFENCE, SHAPE, HOAXERS, UNIT 5, LIGHT, FLASH INC., LEGION D., RUTHLESS, SATANIC ANGLES, BABYGANG, AMOK, CROSS, VIBRANTS (HELLO JCH...HOW'S IT GOING WITH YOUR AMIGA MUSIC-PLAYER SYSTEM???) ,PROSONIX (MADE ANY NEW TUNES,LARS HOFF? ENN DU DA, OLE??) , JEROEN TEL (HAVN'T HEARD FROM YOU ON A LOOONG TIME...STILL WORKING FOR PROBE SOFTWARE?) ,CREST, CENSOR DESIGN., BOCADERF OF DOUBLE DENSITY (MADE ANY NEW GAMES LATELY,FRED?) ,MOZ(IC)ART (DO YOU STILL WANT TO BUY AN ATARI,GEIR? AND HAVE YOU MADE ANY NEW TUNES LATELY??? TROND:JEG SKAL SENDE PENGENE TIL DEG SNAREST!!!!) , THE GIGANTS, AND ALL MEMBERS OF THE MIGHTY MEGASTYLE INCORPORATED AND TO EVERYONE I'VE FORGOTTEN.(SINCE I DON'T HAVE A LIST OVER MY CONTACTS, IT'S A BIT DIFFICULT TO REMEMBER YOU ALL NOW!!!)  ...  ANYWAY. I CAN'T COME UP WITH ANYTHING MORE TO SAY,SO...  OVER'N'OUT FROM YOUR DEAR FRIEND, LIZARD OF MSI'91 !!!     18                                             þHI!   HERE IS YOUR FAVOURITE SCROLLWRITER LORD HELMET/PMC BACK ON THE KEYBOARD     WHAT AM I DOING HERE, YOU ASK!!!   I JUST ASKED MY GREAT FRIEND KINGPIN IF I COULD WRITE SOME BYTES IN THEIR NEW FANTASTIC, AMAZING, BRILLIANT, AND COOL INTRO AND THEY AGREED!! HAVE YOU SEEN THE LATEST PRODUCTION FROM ....PURE METAL CODERS....IT IS CALLED ALPHA AND OMEGA....IF NOT, YOU BETTER GET IT!    BECOZ IT IS THE BEST!.... LORD HELMET ....OF PURE METAL CODERS WANTS TO SAY SOMETHING IMPORTANT NOW... SO LISTEN CAREFULLY...     IF YOU SEE AN VERY COOL DUDE COMING WITH A STRANGE HAT WITH A PMC LOGO ON, THAT'S ME!      SAY  'BARF' TO ME AND YOU WILL GET SOME CANDY FOR FREE!!    100 % TRUE!   SO KEEP LOOKING FOR ME! I AM NEARLY 1,90 TALL SO IT SHOULD BE NO PROBLEM FOR YOU FOLKS TO FIND ME.............  MAYBE YOU WONDER HOW WE COULD FIND SUCH A SILLY NAME TO OUR GROUP AS PURE METAL CODERS.....   YOU ARE NOT ALONE,  WE WONDER TOO....(!)... NOW I AM WRITNG A LIST OF ALL ITEMS I BROUGHT TO THE PARTY.... HERE WE GO:          A SWORD - KNIVES AND AXES - AIDS TEST - FREEZER FOR 14 CARTOONS OF LOLLIPOPS - ALL DISNEY FILMS AVAILABLE - 50000 NOK TO THE JURY (BOTH TO THE COMPO AND THE TRIAL AFTERWARDS) - EQUALIZER - EXTRA 1MEGAWATT SUPPLIER - M 72 ROCKETS - 5 BUDDHA FIGURES TO PRACTISE MY SHOOTING CAPABILITIES - PIZZA AND MORE TO OUR MICROOVEN - NORDLAND TROMPET - SAMISK/NORWEGIAN DICTIONARY - TOPP CD'S AND OTHER TECHNO MUSIC - XTC - SPUTNIK TAPES (TIL TORTUR FOR BOSSEN I BJ) - 3 SYNTHS - VIDEO CASSETTE RECORDER - VIDEO CAMERA - SPRAYCANS FOR RACIAL DISCRIMINATION SLOGANS - SLEEPING BAG - HOTHOUSE FOR MY HASHISH PLANTS - HEARING PROTECTION - A TOWER FOR THE FRIDAY SPEECH (LONG LIVE BUDDHA!) - A PAIR OF SUNGLASSES - FOOTBALL SHOES - SOME STINKY BOMBS TO PROTECT ONESELF AGAINST LAMERS - MY LOVELY HAT - AN AMIGA 500 - NEW KIDS ON THE BLOCK POSTER - LEGOKLOSSER - MY TEDDY BEAR (I CANT LIVE WITHOUT IT!) - SOME DISKS - CONDOMS - CHAINSAW ( I AM INSPIRED BY A CERTAIN MOVIE) - SOME HOT MOVIES - CLEANING STAFF (WE HAVE HIRED 3 PERSONS TO DO THIS JOB!) - 1000 WATT SPEAKERS - WALL STREET JOURNAL - LOT OF BILLS - CLUBS AND OTHER HANDY WEAPONS - LOTSA STAR WARS FIGURES TO PLAY WITH (MY NAME IS NOT LORD HELMET FOR NOTHING) - STRAWBERRYS - RADAR SCREEN - A CUP OF COFFEE (NOT TOO HOT!!!) - MY SCHWARTZ RING (WHICH I COLLECTED FROM A KELLOGS FROKOSTBLANDING PAKKE!) - A TV (TO BE SURE THAT I DONT MISS ANY PARTS OF THE TV SERIE 'SANTA BARBARA') - THE BIBLE (TO HIT LAMERS IN THE HEAD) - PENCIL AND PAPER (I NEED SOMETHING TO EAT!) - HELMET - MAGNUM 44 - RAZOR BLADES ( I NEED TO SHAVE AND AFTERWARDS I GIVE THEM AWAY TO SMALL CHILDREN) - A DOCTOR ( I AM SUSPECTED AS A BRAIN DAMAGED PERSON) - A POLICE PROMISE THAT I CAN ALLOW TO BRING WITH ME ALL THINGS MENTIONED.EARLIER......    YEAH, THAT WAS QUITE A LIST!! MAYBE YOU WONDER HOW I COULD BRING ALL THESE ITEMS TO THE PARTY. NO PROBLEM! PMC DROVE TO THIS  PARTY IN A VAN WITH A FOLLOWER..... ENOUGH SPACE FOR 12 PERSONS AND GARBAGE!!.... HI! HOW ARE YOU DOING!      SITTING IN FRONT OF COMPUTER WITH NOTHING TO DO EXCEPT READING THIS TEXT. YOU MUST BE BORED IF YOU HAVE CARED TO READ SO FAR... MAYBE YOU COULD FIND SOMETHING BETTER TO DO! I CAN GIVE YOU A COUPLE OF SUGGESTIONS... HERE THEY COME:  BOOZE - FUCK GIRLS - LOOK FOR ME - EAT - GO TO THE MOVIES - BOOT PURE METAL CODERS LATEST PRODUCTION - HIT THE BEACH (IT IS SUMMER!...IF YOU HAVE NOTICED?) - HIT THE TOWN - PLAY FOOTBALL, TENNIS OR VOLLEY BALL ........... I GUESS THAT'S ENOUGH SUGGESTIONS..     .BUT I AM SAD TO SEE THAT YOU STILL ARE LOOKING AT THIS BORING TEXT.....WHAT SHOULD I DO IN ORDER TO GET YOU TO RESET YOUR AMIGA......MAYBE I COULD TELL YOU SOME AWFUL JOKES....(YOU GOT TO PUKE READING THESE JOKES).         LORD HELMET PRESENTS SOME SILLY JOKES:   1) WHAT GOES ZZUB ZZUB?           A BEE FLYING BACKWARDS...EHHH.......HEARD THAT ONE BEFORE?.........2) ON A BUS..... STOP THE BUS! STOP THE BUS! AN OLD LADY HAS FALLEN OFF!........ DONT WORRY!, SAYS THE CONDUCTOR, SHE HAS ALREADY PAID HER FARE!...........3) DOCTOR: DONT WORRY, I'VE DONE THIS OPERATION A THOUSAND TIMES.      PATIENT: THAT IS GOOD TO HEAR DOCTOR         DOCTOR: IT MUST WORK ONE DAY!!         THAT WAS IT!, A WHOLE BUNCH HAS NOW DONE A RESET!!!!!!! BUT I SEE, THAT A SMALL PART OF YOU ARE STILL READING!!!...... THAT'S NO GOOD!!!... WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR!! A FILLED VECTOR ROUTINE.....OF COURSE IT IS WHAT YOU ARE WAITING FOR....I WILL ASK RED ERROR IF HE HAS CODED ONE......LORD HELMET: RED ERROR, HOW DO WE TURN ON THE FILLED VECTOR ROUTINE......?       RED ERROR: OH, SHIT I FORGOT THE ROUTINE AT HOME!   LORD HELMET: SHIT!, BUT NOW CAVALRY CANT WIN THE DEMO COMPO.....SO MAYBE WE CAN WIN IT INSTEAD...!... SO ALL VIEWERS! NO FILLED VECTOR ROUTINE WILL BE SHOWN IN THIS INTRO!   SORRY! BUT THAT'S LIFE!...   MAYBE THERE WILL BE SOME OTHER EFFECTS COMING.... YEAH, RED ERROR HAS CODED AN EFFECT.....PRESS THE KEY 'F1' TO SEE WHAT THE EFFECT IS!!!.........................YEAH, YOU GOT IT.. THE SCROLLER CONTINUES..WHAT A NEW EFFECT, IF YOU ASK ME!....... SO THAT'S ALL!.... ALL EFFECTS HAVE BEEN SHOWED NOW!...... SO RESET, PLEASE!!!!. IF YOU RESET I DONT HAVE TO WRITE MORE SCROLLY IN THIS INTRO!.... YOU ARE A LAMER....JUST BECAUSE OF YOU I AM FORCED TO WRITE MORE SCROLLY......YOU ARE THE ONLY VIEWER NOW.. I WILL TELL YOU A JOKE AND AFTER THAT YOU HAVE TO RESET YOUR AMIGA!!!!!!...........TWO EGGS WERE SITTING IN A SAUCEPAN OF BOILING WATER. ONE CALLED THE OTHER... IT IS RATHER HOT IN HERE!......YOU WAIT TILL YOU GET OUTSIDE, THEY SMASH YOUR HEAD IN!................HAHHAHA..... I AM SORRY TO TELL THAT THIS IS THE END.......................PMC.........................................IS....................................THE...............................FUCKING...................BEST..............OK..OK..OK..OK..OK..OK..OK.. I KNOW YOU WANT TO CONTACT ME! JUST LOOK IN A PURE METAL CODERS PRODUCTION IN ORDER TO GET MY ADDRESS! IF YOU MARK THE ENVELOPE WITH THE THE LETTERS  'STRAWBERRY' YOU WILL 100 % GET AN ANSWER AND A GIFT WORTH MORE THAN 50 NKR........CONGRATULATIONS!......YOU ARE LUCKY....PATIENCE IS GOOD TO HAVE!!!! LORD HELMET OF PURE METAL CODERS SIGNING OFF.................BB.B.B.B.B.BB.B.B.B.................DEN LILLE LAMEREN SOM LESER HELT TIL HER ER HELT SPRO (IKKE SANT, JORGEN!). TA DET SA EN SPOK, MEN DET VAR ALVORLIG MENT!......SLUTT AA LE, ERIC!!