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         HERE IT IS ....      THE CAVALRYS FIRST DEMO ON THE AMIGA.    RELEASED AT THE PARTY IN LILLESTROM, NORWAY   WE HAVE CALLED IT     EXPECTATION KILLER      BECAUSE THAT IS WHAT IT IS...  AT THE KEYBOARD YOU HAVE A VERY LOONIE PERSON CALLED KINGPIN.    THE REASON THIS DEMO WAS RELEASED, IS BECAUSE WE DO NOT WANT ANYONE TO USE OUR NAME, BECAUSE WE THOUGHT OF IT FIRST....... I WOULD LIKE TO THANK  LORD HELMET OF PMC  FOR TAKING THIS DEMO TO LILLESTROM...    LATER IN THE SCROLL RED ERROR WILL BRING YOU A REPORT ON THE WORD       FUCK      BUT FOR NOW YOU WILL HAVE TO PUT UP WITH ME    WE ARE ALLWAYS LOOKING FOR NEW MEMBERS SO WE NEED YOU IF YOU ARE GOOD ENOUGH... BUT OUR STANDERS ARE NOT VERY HIGH AT THE MOMENT. DROP ME A LINE ON        CAVALRY         ,        DUGANEKROKEN $@        ,        @O@#   HAFRSFJORD        ,        NORWAY  ....   AND PLEASE SEND SAMPLES OF YOUR WORK..  SWAPPERS ARE WELCOME IF THEY ARE NOT LAMERS..  BEFORE I HAND THE KEYBOARD OVER TO RED ERROR  I WOULD LIKE SEND SOME GREETINGS     THEY GO TO THE FOLLOWING             ALL OF PURE METAL CODERS, ESPECIALLY TO ZAPPER AND LORD HELMET    ,    GULLY OF PARADOX      ,       ZYC     ,     MEGASTYLE INC     ,     JACK OF LEGION     ,     PREPETRATOR OF EIRESOFT     ,     GOLDEN DRAGON     ,     NAL OF REPTILE HOUSE     ,     SAVAGE OF ABSTRACT     ,     CMM     ,     REUBEN     ,     HELLCAT     ,    SURREAL UK       AND ALL I HAVE FORGOTTEN...     NOW THAT THE MOST IMPORTANT BIT IS OVER YOU CAN  PRESS THE MOUSE BUTTON FOR SOME LAME VECTORS  OR  READ ON...                WELL RED ERROR HAS NOW TAKEN OVER THE KEYBOARD FROM KINGPIN..    WELL LOOK AT THE SCROLLER, IT MOVES FROM LEFT TO RIGHT OF THE SCREEN. SO I WONDER HOW THEY MAKE SCROLLERS IN CHINA.. HA HA HA JUST A LITTLE JOKE.     WELL YOU SEE HAD I TO COME UP WITH SOMETHING   OK    OVER TO SOMETHING ELSE.    YOU PROBABLY THINK THAT THIS DEMO IS PRETTY LAME, WELL THEN I MUST SAY SOMETHING, THIS DEMO IS A BIT LAME, BUT I WONDER HOW YOUR FIRST DEMO WAS.   I HAVE USED A LONG TIME TO CREATE ALL THIS BORING CRAP, AND I MUST SAY    MAKING DEMOS IS HARD WHEN EVERYTHING JUST FUCKS UP LIKE MY SEKA DID A FEW TIMES....  TO BUDDHA  I THINK THAT YOU SHOULD  REPAIR ALL THE BUGS ON THE VERSION  ONE POINT SEVENTYONE OF YOUR MASTERSEKA. SO WHAT MORE CAN I SAY.    I AM THINKING . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .  OK NOW I GOT IT, I THINK.    I COULD TELL YOU ABOUT OUR MEMBERS IN   C A V A L R Y .    THERE ARE FOUR MEMBERS IN OUR GROUP, AND THEY ARE         RED ERROR     CODER AND MUSICIAN         ZENITH     CODER AND MUSICIAN        KINGPIN     SWAPPER        ZIMP      GFX ARTIST        AND        PELOQUINN     GFX ARTIST         OK THAT WAS THE WHOLE MEMBER LIST.   KINGPIN MENTIONED THAT I WOULD COME UP WITH A RAPORT AND HERE IT COMES.   FUCK...           PERHAPS ONE OF THE MOST INTERESTING WORDS IN THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE TODAY IS THE WORD  FUCK     IT IS MAGICAL WORD, JUST BY ITS SOUND. YOU CAN DESCRIBE PAIN, PLEASURE, LOVE AND HATE. IN LANGUAGE  FUCK  FALLS INTO MANY GRAMMATICAL CATEGORIES.  IT CAN BE USED AS A VERB BOTH INTRANSITIVE  JOHN FUCKED ANNA   AND TRANSITIVE    ANNA WAS FUCKED BY JOHN   AS A ADVERB   ANNA IS A GOOD FUCK  AND ALSO AS AN ADJECTIVE   ANNA IS FUCKING BEAUTIFUL.  AS YOU CAN SEE THERE ARE NOT MANY WORDS WITH VERSATTILITY OF   FUCK   BESIDES THE SEXUAL MEANING OF THE WORD THERE ARE ALSO FOLLOWING        GREETINGS          HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU         FRAUD          I GOT FUCKED AT THE CAR AUCTION        TROUBLE          WELL I GUESS I AM FUCKED NOW       DISMAY          OH, FUCK IT        AGGRESSION           FUCK YOU        DIFFICULTY          I DONT UNDERSTAND THIS FUCKING JOB        DISPLEASURE           WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON HERE        INCOMPETENCE         HE FUCKS EVERYTHING UP        LOST          WHERE THE FUCK ARE WE        RETALIATION          UP YOUR FUCKING ASS          AND REMEMBER GENERAL CUSTERS LAST WORDS          WHERE DID ALL THOSE FUCKING INDIANS COME FROM.          AND ALSO THE LAST WORDS OF MAYOR OF HIROSHIMA          WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT.         AND LAST, BUT NO MEANS LEAST THOSE IMMORTAL WORDS OF CAPTAIN OF THE TITANIC         WHERE IS ALL THIS FUCKING WATER COMING FROM          THIS TEXT WAS SUPPLIED BY T A ....         WELL THAT WAS FUNNY OR WHAT.      WELL THE END OF THE TEXT IS HERE SOON.   BERFORE THE END I MUST SAY SOMETHING, BUT I DONT NOW WHAT TO SAY.     OK  NOW I AM SOON GOING TO COMPACT THIS FUCKING CRAP, SO I MUST COME UP WITH SOME HELLOS TO FRIENDS       HELLCAT   WELL WHAT DO YA THINK ABOUT THIS FUCKING LAME DEMO..    WELL ZENITH OF CAVALRY    HOW IS YOUR MACHINE CODING DOING....           ZIMP    PLEASE DRAW SOME PICTURES IF POSSIBLE..     HELLO PELOQUINN    WELCOME TO CAVALRY...    THE NAME OF THIS DEMO WAS KINGPINS IDEA, AND THE REASON FOR THE NAME IS THAT HE THINKS THAT I CAN CODE EVERTHING.  SO I THINK THAT HE COULD START CODING HIM SELF, SO THAT HE CAN SEE HOW EASY IT IS TO CODE..              WELL THATS ALL FROM ME    YOU HAVE NOW REACHED THE END OF THIS DEMO SO I MUST SAY   BYE   AND  THANKS TO ZENITH OF CAVALRY FOR SOME HELP NOW AND THEN....        SCROLLY IS RESTARTING.....