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GREETS GO TO.....
SCOOPEX,EQUINOX,P.M.C,4-MAT,RED SECTOR,
AND ALL OTHER GROUPS.............
WELL ITS TIME TO END THIS DEMO..........
HEY, NO ITS NOT.....
THIS IS NOT A MEGA-DEMO OR AN INTRO!!!
IT IS THE ONE AND ONLY..........
S L A G G I N G D E M O
FIRST OF ALL HERE IS THE AMAZING ......
TECHNICAL INFO
THIS ROUTINE CONTROLLING THE
!!SKOLLOB EFFECT!! TM
WAS WRITTEN IN 68000 AND IS FUCK-IN
A M A Z I N G
IT WAS WRITTEN BY MR R2-D2 OVER A PERIOD
OF A FEW WEEKS, AS WAS THIS TUNE!!!!
THE TUNE ORIGINALLY CAME FROM EITHER
NORWAY OR SWEDEN, AND WAS PROBABLY
WRITTEN ON THE ST! HOWEVER, IT WAS VERY
BADLY CORRUPTED, MOST OF THE SAMPLES HAD
EITHER BEEN DESTROYED OR WERE NOTHING
BUT BOLLOX! SO R2-D2 PORTED IT OVER TO
THE AMIGA, AND, AS YOU CAN HEAR, HAS
DONE AN EXCELLENT JOB RECOVERING AND
RE-WRITING IT! ITS NAME IS (I THINK??)..
KLISJE PAA KLISJE
MEANING.... SOMETHING FORIEGN, POSSIBLY
SWEDISH, BUT NOT SURE! (?????)
SO A CREDIT MUST GO TO THE UNKOWN PERSON
WHO ORIGINALLY WROTE IT! I WANT YOU TO
KNOW, I THINK ITS FANTASTIC!!!!!!!
THE TEXT IS APPROX 20K IN LENGTH AND WAS
WRITTEN VERY CAREFULLY AND WITH A LOT OF
THOUGHT BY RUBBER BUNG, THATS ME!
IM, NOT GIVING ANY TECHNICAL DETAILS
AWAY HERE BOYS AND GIRLS, TRY TO WORK IT
OUT FOR YOURSELVES....... BUT PLEASE,
IF YOU ARE GOING TO COPY THE EFFECT THEN
AT LEAST IMPROVE IT, AND CREDIT US AT
C Y B E R D Y N E
FOR DOING IT THIS GOOD, FIRST!
((ITS THE FIRST TIME I HAVE EVER SEEN AN
EFFECT QUITE LIKE THIS BEFORE!!!!!))
NOW FOR A WEIGHTY PROBLEM FOR BOTH
MYSELF AND R2-D2 FOR SOME TIME NOW......
I AM, OF COURSE, REFERRING TO NEIL!!!
HE KNOWS WHO HE IS!
I RECENTLY WROTE ABOUT HIM......
ONCE AGAIN DUE TO GROSS STUPIDITY HE DID
NOT QUITE GET THE MESSAGE INTENDED!!!
SO HERE IS THE BLUNT VERSION!!!!
I WOULD SIT DOWN WHILE YOU READ THIS NJ!
I WAS GOING TO SAY DONT TAKE THIS TEXT
SERIOUSLY, BUT YOU DONT GIVE A TOSS
ABOUT YOUR FRIENDS AND THEIR OPINIONS,
DO YOU????
R2-D2 THINKS YOU ARE A COMPLETE WANKER
AND NEIL YOU ARE DOING A GOOD JOB OF
CONVINCING ME THAT HE IS RIGHT!
I HAVE NOW RUN OUT OF PATIENCE TRYING TO
BE POLITE TO YOU NEIL! YOU HAVE BEEN A
TOTAL GIT TO OFTEN WITH ME NEIL!!!!!!!!
I KNOW YOU ARE NOT AS STUPID AS YOU LET
PEOPLE THINK YOU ARE! YOU ARE BY FAR THE
MOST DEVIOUS PERSON I KNOW!!
YOU USE WHAT KNOWLEDGE YOU DONT POSESS
AS A WEAPON! AND VERY ANNOYING IT IS!!
ACCIDENTALLY NOT COPYING DISCS, LOSING
DISCS THEN FINDING THEM THE NEXT WEEK,
THEN MYSTERIOUSLY LOSING THEM AGAIN!!
SHOWING PEOPLE HOW TO PLAY A GAME THAT
THEY DO NOT WANT! OR ARE INTERESTED IN!
YOU HAVE BOREDOM DOWN TO A FINE ART!!!
I HAVE HAD ENOUGH NEIL! WHY DO YOU THINK
I AM SO SARCASTIC WITH YOU???????????
FOR FUN? WELL YES! BUT MOSTLY BECAUSE
YOU ARE A TOTAL BASTARD NEIL!
YOU MUST KNOW THAT A LOT OF PEOPLE SEE
YOU AS THE FAT PUFF WHO HAS ALL THE
LATEST CRACKED GAMES!
P L E A S E N O T E.....
OTHER PEOPLE, NOT MYSELF, DESCRIBE YOU
THAT WAY WHEN THEY TALK ABOUT YOU !!!
ARE Y O U BOTHERED, NO??????
YOU WILL JUST STOP SUPPLYING THEM WITH
GAMES, WONT YOU???? WELL NEIL, I DO NOT
THINK THEY WOULD GIVE A FUCK!!!!!!
DONT GET ALL HIGH AND MIGHTY NEIL,
SAYING THAT ALL THOSE PEOPLE HAVE SHIT
ON YOU ONCE MORE.... AFTER SOME OF THE
THINGS YOU HAVE DONE TO THEM, DO YOU
REALLY BLAME THEM????????? REALLY???
I KNOW NEIL, I KNOW WHAT YOU DO
BEHIND PEOPLES BACKS, I KNOW THAT YOU
CAN BE A REAL TWAT WHEN YOU WANT TO BE!
LET ME GIVE YOU A FEW EXAMPLES........
1. NOT GETTING UP FOR THE COACH TRIP!!
R2-D2 HAD TO WAKE YOU, REMEMBER!!!!!!!!
2. SAYING YOU WILL COPY A GAME IN A BIT!
THEN NOT COPYING IT FOR R2lME OR GLEN !
3. CONSTANTLY ASKING FOR HELP, THEN NOT
TAKING THE ADVICE OFFERED!!!!!
4. EXPECTING PEOPLE TO BE ETERNALLY
GRATEFUL TO YOU ALL THE TIME!!!!!!!!!!!
5. ACCIDENTALLY DESTRYOING VIDEO TAPES
WHEN YOU COULD REFUSE TO COPY ON THEM!!!
6. CONSTANTLY TALKING BOLLOX TO THE
WRONG PEOPLE! I.E. YOUR FRIENDS!!!!!!
SUNDAYS USED TO BE ENJOYABLE!
WHAT HAPPENED NEIL??
MORE CHARACTER ASSISINATION WILL OCCUR
LATER ON IN THIS TEXT........
READ ON IF YOU DARE!! ?? !!! ??
ITS JOKE TIME.....
THERE ARE TWO GOLDFISH IN A TANK AND ONE
SAYS TO THE OTHER....I CANT DRIVE THIS!
HA HA HA HA !!
NOW FOR AN EVEN MORE INTELLECTUAL JOKE..
WHATS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN NEIL AND A
PACKET OF POLOS?????
PEOPLE LIKE POLOS!!!
WELL, I THOUGHT THEY WERE FUNNY!!!!!!
PLEASE NOTE....
IF ANYONE THINKS THAT I AM HIDING BEHIND
A SCROLLTEXT THEN THINK AGAIN........!!
I WILL GLADLY SAY THAT I EITHER LIKE OR
HATE SOMEONE OR SOMETHING STRAIGHT TO
PEOPLES FACES... NO PROBLEM!
THIS TEXT WILL INCLUDE SUCH DIVERSE
TOPICS FROM RACISM, TO HOMOSEXUALITY...
YES,I WILL BE SLAGGING OFF LEE MANSFIELD
WARNING- LEE M. MAY WELL TELL FAST ABOUT
YOU OR YOUR GROUP! HES THREATENED PEOPLE
WITH IT! HOW CAN ANYONE TRUST HIM??????
ALSO I HAVE A FEW THINGS TO SAY ABOUT
THE UKS TOP GROUP, YES, MAGNETIC FIELDS!
GOOD OLD MAG FIELDS WHAT WOULD WE DO
WITHOUT THE BEST GROUP IN THE UK......??
IF YOU WANTED TO MEET THE UKS LEADING
GROUP OF WANKERS THEN LOOK NO FURTHER!!!
LETS JUST LIST ALL THE GOOD THINGS M.F.
HAVE DONE FOR ALL THE OTHER GROUPS IN
THE UK..................................
1. THE SHIT DEMO COMPILATION.
2. SEE NUMBER 1.
AND THATS IT !!!
SO THATS JUST HOW GOOD THEY REALLY ARE..
OH NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HERE COMES THE NURSE WITH MY MEDICATION!
OBVIOUSLY I AM DELERIOUS!!! MAD!!
AHHHHH... THATS BETTER......
HOW COULD ANY SANE PERSON THINK THAT M.F
ARE BRITANS TOP GROUP.....???????
WHAT A LOAD OF BOLLOX IT ALL IS!
WERE THE BEST, NO WE ARE, WE ARE GOING
TO A COPY PARTY SO THERE!!!!!!!
ALL THAT SHIT MAKES ME THINK THAT TO BE
A MEMBER OF A GROUP, YOU HAVE TO HAVE
THE MENTALITY OF A TWO YEAR OLD, THE
ARTISTIC ABILITY OF A MATHS TEACHER AND
THE CODINGlMUSICAL SKILLS OF AN AMOEBA!
ITS ALL BOLLOX!
I OFTEN HEAR PEOPLE BEING ASKED IF THEY
ARE COOL GUYS!! WHY? WHAT THE FUCK HAS
THAT GOT TO DO WITH ANYTHING??????????
IF YOU WANT TO MEET THE UKS TOP GROUP
YOU ARE IN FOR A SHOCK!!!!
ALL THE GROUPS IN THE UK SEEM TO BE THE
MOST DISORGANISED GROUP OF BONEHEADS
IN THE WORLD!
A MESSAGE TO THOSE WHO CRACKED DEUTEROS!
NEXT TIME DONT ERASE THE BOOTBLOCK WITH
YOUR OWN STUFF... AS SOME ORIGINALS NEED
THIS INTACT!!! STILL 5 OUT OF 10 FOR THE
CRACK, BUT NEXT TIME BE CAREFUL!! DICKS!
ALL OTHER CRACKING GROUPS TAKE NOTE!!
IF YOU ARE GOING TO MAKE THE EFFORT TO
CRACK A GAME, THEN AT LEAST TAKE THE
TIME TO DO IT RIGHT!!
I HAVE CRACKED A GAME, BUT I DONT CODE,
I CAN USE NOISETRACKER, BUT AM NO GREAT
MUSICIAN! (AND DONT CLAIM TO BE,EITHER!)
I DO USE DP3 AND 4 QUITE A LOT.......
AND AM NOT TOO BAD AN ARTIST.....
(((NO PISS-ARTIST JOKES, PLEASE!)))
BUT I CAN SPOT A SHIT DEMO, OR TELL
WETHER A TUNE SOUNDS RIGHT OR NOT.......
NO GREAT SKILLS REQUIRED FOR EITHER OF
THOSE TWO OBSERVATIONS........
ESPECIALLY WITH THE LIKES OF M.F.lP.E.
AND TO SOME EXTENT RED SECTOR AND OTHERS
WHO ARE QUITE PREPARED TO DO THE ODD
FILLED VECTORlSINE SCROLLlSPACE FLIGHTl
PLASMA DEMO, BOOOOORRRRIIINNNGG! AND
THEN SIT ON THEIR LAZY FAT ARSES FOR A
FEW YEARS DOING SOD ALL! LETS SEE SOME
DIFFERENT FX BOYS, WE ALL KNOW YOU CAN
DO IT, SO WHATS STOPPING YOU???????
ASSHOLES.... (UZI 9 MILLIMETOR??!!!)
BUT BEFORE I GO ON I NEED TO SORT OUT
OUT A FEW THINGS WITH VARIOUS NOBODYS
FROM A SECOND RATE GROUP CALLED...
SEPULTURA
FIRSTLY I WILL DEAL WITH ASLAN...
((BY THE WAY THE NAMES HAVE NOT BEEN
CHANGED TO PROTECT THE INNOCENT.....
AS NO-ONE IS INNOCENT!))
ASLAN, YOU SAY THAT I AM A RACIST.......
HAH! I WOULD LIKE YOU TO DEFINE THAT!!
JUST BECAUSE I DONT LIKE YOU OR YOUR
AMAZING, CODED IN ONE HOUR WEVE SEEN IT
ALL BEFORE MASTER-PIECES, HAS NOWT TO DO
WITH THE COLOUR OF YOUR SKIN!!!!!!!!!!!
THE ONLY PERSON TO BRING UP THIS IS YOU!
CARL TOLD ME THAT YOU HAD SAID I AM A
RACIST! BUT, BELIEVE ME, THE COLOUR OF
SKIN DOESNT AFFECT HOW YOU CODE, YOU
COULD BE GREEN ASLAN, BUT I WILL STILL
THINK OF YOU AS A COMPLETE GOIT!
I HAVE NOTICED THAT ALL THE ASIANlINDIAN
AND OTHER MINORITIES IN THIS COUNTRY
CAN SAY THE MOST OPENLY RACIST COMMENTS
ABOUT THE WHITE COMMUNITY, AND THEY DO
GET AWAY WITH IT! WHY???
AS SOON AS ANY WHITE PERSON MENTIONS ONE
THING ABOUT ANY BLACK,BROWN,GREY.ORANGE
OR ANY OTHER COLOUR.....................
THEY ARE INSTANTLY BRANDED AS RACIST OR
FASHIST PIGS!!????
I WORK IN DAUBHILL (PRONOUNCED DOBBLE)
WHICH IS A PREDOMINANTLY ASIANlINDIAN
COMMUNITY! YET ONLY THE OTHER NIGHT WHEN
I WAS LEAVING WORK,A GROUP OF LADS
WERE TRYING TO PROVOKE ME INTO A FIGHT!!
WERE THEY WHITE?? NOPE!
DID I TAKE THEM ON???
NO WAY! I WANTED TO GET HOME ALIVE!!!!!
BUT IF I HAD BEEN RACIST ASLAN, I WOULD
BE ABLE TO BOAST TO ALL MY MATES THAT I
WENT PAKI-BASHING AND TWATTED A FEW OF
THE BLACK BASTARDS!!!!!!
BUT I AM NOT RACIST, FORTUNATELY FOR YOU
AND DO NOT FORGET THIS ASLAN............
IF YOU SAY THAT I AM RACIST TO ANYONE...
I MAY WELL HAVE YOU FOR SLANDER.........
DONT LAUGH! I MEAN WHAT I SAY!
TIME TO CUT BACK TO SOME MORE BOLLOX
I THINKS IT IS TIME FOR SOME GREETZ....
SO HOWDYS GO TO THE FOLLOWING GROOPZ...
EQUINOX,PURE METAL CODERS,SCOOPEX,
SLIPSTREAM,AGILE,QUARTEX,RED SECTOR,
THE LOST BOYS,TCB,LSD,STORM,CRIONICS AND
BUDBRAIN...... PERSONAL GET ON DOWNS....
FROM R.B GO TO MDS,DREDD(EQUINOX),GLEN
(CHRONIC SOFT),SMURF(SEPULTURA?), AND TO
JOANNE! IF I MISSED YOU OFF THEN DO NOT
PANIC, I MISSED YOU ON PURPOSE! ANYWAY..
ITS TIME TO PICK UP WHERE I LEFT OFF....
YES, BACK TO NEIL AGAIN..........!!!
NEIL, WHY DO YOU CONSTANTLY INSIST ON
USING PROGRAMS LIKE DEVPAC AND DP3 WHEN
PONDLIFE WOULD HAVE MORE IDEA OF HOW TO
USE THEM! YOU ASK THE WRONG PEOPLE HOW
TO USE THEM.......
YOU HAVE TO LEARN NEIL THAT THERE IS A
DIFFERENCE BETWEEN PEOPLE WHO THINK THEY
KNOW BEST, AND THOSE WHO DONT KNOW SHIT
FROM CAVIAR!! CARL IS ONE OF THEM!!
PROUDLY YOU SHOW US HOW YOU(?) MADE A
MENU, AND CAN CHANGE ALL THE COLOURS
(WHHOOOPPPPEEE!,I AM SO HAPPY FOR YOU!)
I REALLY DO NOT GIVE A TOSS AS TO
WHAT SEPULTURA MENU YOU ARE USING!!!!!!
I ALSO GET MAD WHEN YOU INSIST ON DOING
IMPRESSIONIST STYLE ART ON DP3..........
(I DO HAPPEN TO KNOW A BIT ABOUT ART...)
I.E. YOUR IMPRESSION OF A CITY SKYLINE..
A FEW BLACK BOXES ON A BLUE BACKDROP!!!
AMAZING!!! WORDS JUST FAIL ME...!
I AM THERE, SHAD (BRILL ARTIST!)IS THERE
DO YOU ASK FOR ANY HELP????????
NO!
YOU SIMPLY JUST CARRY ON, AS ALWAYS,
TRYING TO PROVE YOU CAN DO IT WITHOUT
ANY HELP! JUST REMEMBER NEIL.....
WE ALL NEED A BIT OF HELP SOMETIME!
ITS UP TO YOU NEIL, NOBODYS PERFECT,
ESCPECIALLY MYSELF, BUT IT IS UP TO YOU!
EITHER START LISTENING MORE, AND START
ASKING FOR HELP, OR JUST .....
CARRY ON OBLIVIOUS TO THE SITUATION.....
ITS EITHER NOW OR NEVER!!!
CARL, LET ME ASK YOU SOMETHING..........
IF BOTH STE AND ASLAN ARE FUCKING GOOD
CODERS, WHY DO THEY ONLY DO SINE-SCROLLS
VECTOR LINE-OBJECTS AND INTROS???
I MAY NOT BE A CODER,BUT I SURE AS HELL
HAVE SEEN ENOUGH SINE-SCROLLS TO LAST ME
UNTIL I DIE!!!!!!!!!
ALSO, WHY DOES BOTH STE AND ASLAN TAKE
PRIDE IN SAYING IT ONLY TOOK THEM
2.37MICROSECONDS TO CODE AN INTRO???????
SURELY SOMETHING THAT ONLY TAKES THAT
AMOUNT OF TIME TO DO MUST BE BOLLOX!!!!!
AS YOU CANT DO A PROPER JOB IN SUCH A
SHORT SPACE OF TIME!!!
OOOPS, I WAS FORGETTING THOUGH, THAT
ASLAN DOES NOT CODE....!!!!
HE JUST BORROWS OTHER PEOPLES STANDARD
ROUTINES AND THEN MODIFIES (FUCKS UP)
THESE TO HIS OWN NEEDS.......!!!!!
STE.. ABOUT THAT GAME OF YOURS....
THERE IS NO-WAY, NO MATTER HOW GOOD,
THAT YOU CAN SAY YOUR GAME (HA HA HA)
IS WORTH A HARD DRIVE!!!!
YOU CHEEKY GET! THE GAME THAT MATTHEW
AND MYSELF ARE WORKING ON, HAS TAKEN A
LONG TIME, AND A BLOODY LOT OF EFFORT!!
IS NOT WORTH AS MUCH AS A HARD DRIVE!!
IF YOU WANT ME TO SAY THIS TO YOUR FACE
ANY SEPULTURA MEMBER, THEN I WILL!!!
AS YOU SUGGESTED STE, I DO NOT HAVE TO
WRITE THIS ABOUT YOU! I COULD SAY IT TO
YOUR FACE... BUT YOU KNOW YOUR GAME IS
DISGRACEFUL, AND ASLAN YOU KNOW THAT I
DONT LIKE THE WAY YOU AND OTHERS SAY HOW
GOOD YOU ARE! AS FOR YOU CARL, I SEE
YOU EVERY WEEK, AND YOU KNOW FOR A FACT
THAT I REALLY DONT LIKE YOU ALL, AT ALL!
WELL, I AM GLAD I GOT ALL THAT OVER WITH
PERHAPS NOW I CAN GET BACK TO SOMETHING
A BIT MORE SERIOUS.......... !!
WATCH OUT FOR A NEW GAME FROM MDS OF
EQUINOX UK! IT IS CALLED F.L.O.B.
IT SHOULD BE COMING OUT WITHIN A COUPLE
OF MONTHS, AND ITS PRETTY DARN GOOD!!!!
I SHOULD KNOW, I HAVE DONE SOME OF THE
SPRITES AND BACKGROUNDS FOR IT!!!!!!!!
PLUG OVER!!
AH WELL IT TIME FOR ME TO PUT DP3 ON!!
((DP4 COCKS MY DISCS UP!???!!!!))
BUT JUST BEFORE I SIGN OFF........
I MUST MENTION ONE THING THAT REALLY
GETS ON MY TITS! AND THAT IS.......
WHEEL CLAMPING UNITS
THE PEOPLE WHO DRIVE ABOUT ON W.C DUTY
APPEAR TO BE THE MOST MENTALLY SUBNORMAL
CRETINS (THEY EVEN GIVE LEE.M A RUN FOR
HIS MONEY!) THAT YOU COULD EVER MEET....
THEY ARE EVEN MORE ANNOYING THAN BUS OR
TRAIN SPOTTERS ((SAD SAD SAD PEOPLE!!))
I ONCE SAW A PROGRAM ABOUT THESE WHEEL
CLAMPERS, AND THE GUY SAID............
DUH, I FINK DAT MOST MOTERISTS IN LONDON
R BASIKALLY STOOPID!
HE SURE GIVES A SINGLE CELLED MICROBE A
RUN FOR ITS MONEY IN THE OLD GREY MATTER
AREA!! BUT, HE DOES HAVE A POINT!!!!!!
NOT TO BE RACIST, BUT A LOT OF THE WORST
DRIVERS I HAVE SEEN ARE BLACK........!!
I HAVE BEEN STOOD AT A BUSTOP AND TWO OR
THREE CARS WILL PULL UP, AND STOP ON
DOUBLE YELLOW LINES, RIGHT IN THE WAY OF
THE ON-COMING BUS, THE OCCUPANTS WILL
QUITE SLOWLY GET OUT OF THE CAR, FUCK
ABOUT FOR A BIT AND WALK OFF!!!! WHY???
ARE THESE PEOPLE STUPID?? NO?? THEY ARE
BLACK AND ARROGANT, AND THEY DONT CARE
ABOUT GETTING IN THE WAY OF A FEW WHITE
(OBVOIUSLY RACIST, COZ THEY ARE WHITE)
PEOPLE QUEING FOR A BUS, WHICH CANT STOP
AT THEIR STOP COZ THE BLACKS HAVE JUST
BEEN RIGHT-ON!! SHOWING THAT THEY AINT
BOTHERED ABOUT UPSETTING A FEW PEOPLE
COZ THEY ARE BLACK AND PROD OF IT, MAN !
B O L L O X!!!!!!!!!!!
ITS JUST THE FACT THAT WHEN A COLOURED
PERSON GETS BEHIND THE WHEEL OF A CAR
THEY SEEM TO THINK THAT THEY ALWAYS(!)
HAVE BOTH RIGHT OF WAY, AND HAVE THE
RIGHT TO DRIVE WHERE THEY WANT, AND HOW
THEY WANT!! I DONT MEAN TO SOUND RACIST,
I KNOW THERE ARE SOME APPALLING DRIVERS
WHO ARE NOT COLOURED.......
BUT WHAT I HAVE JUST PUT IS TRUE, NOT A
FASHIST SLUR ON COLOURED PEOPLE. I AM
JUST STATING FACT! IT IS JUST ONE OF THE
MANY THINGS ABOUT PEOPLE IN GENERAL THAT
ANNOY ME! SOME PEOPLE ARE COMPLETELY AND
UTTERLY STUPID, MOSTLY PEOPLE WHO ARE
CONVINCED THAT BEATING UP A FEW PUFFS
WILL MAKE THEM MORE OF A MAN! OR THAT
SHAVING MOST OF THEIR HAIR OFF AND
GOING ROUND TRYING TO LOOK H A R D WILL
GET THEM MORE RESPECT FROM OTHER PEOPLE!
WHAT A LOAD OF CRAP! WHAT A LOAD OF OLD
CRAP!! I REALLY GET PISSED OFF ABOUT ALL
THAT, MOST YOUNG PEOPLE OF ABOUT MY AGE,
SEEM TO HAVE DEVELOPED SOME SORT OF...
ER, ATTITUDE... AND IF YOU DONT FIT IN
(I.E. HAVE SEX WITH MORE THAN ONE WOMAN
PER WEEK, OR DONT HAVE YOUR HEAD SHAVED,
OR DONT GET PISSED EVERY SINGLE NIGHT!)
THEN YOU ARE EITHER WIERD OR GAY!!!!!!!!
ANYWAY I AM WAFFLING A BIT, FUCK IT ALL!
I DONT CARE.... NOTHING REALLY MATTERS,
EVERYTHING IS JUST SO MUCH BOLLOX, IT IS
COMPLETELY UNTRUE....... AH WELL TIME
IT IS TIME FOR ME TO GO OUT, GET PISSED
AND HAVE SEX WITH LOTS OF WOMEN.......
WELL GET PISSED ANYWAY...... LIFES A
REAL BITCH!!!!!!!!
T H E E N D
AKIRA RULES OK!!!
GET ON DOWN WITH A POT NOODLE!!
JOHJI MANABE IS GOD!!
TARIM!
TETSUOOOOOOOOO!
C AND HIS D ON A T WITH A GP!!
BUY APPLESEED NOW!
PC-ENGINE,PC-ENGINE,PC-ENGINE,PC-ENGINE.
I ALWAYS WANTED A TUNA SATSUMI???????
K O N A M I
LIVE LONG AND PROSPER!!
IM TOO SEXY FOR MY SCROLLTEXT........
-CENSORED- IS SLIGHTLY RIPPLED WITH A
FLAT UNDERSIDE!
KHAM, I LOVE U...BUT I LOVE JOANNE MORE
BOLTON WANDERERS IN THE SECOND DIVISION?
OH, LOOK, A FLYING PIG....!!
RTYPE 2 IS QUITE GOOD........
ON THE FAMICOM THAT IS!!
GOOD LUCK..........
WITH THE BABY ANJIE.............
I STILL THINK IT WILL BE A BOY!!!
(THATS A FIVER R2!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)
LETS DO IT ON A BIN BAG!!!! OOOER!!
WHATS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN NEIL AND A
SHOPPING TROLLEY??
SHOPPING TROLLEYS HAVE A MIND OF THIER
OWN!!!!!!!!!
HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA
WHATS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN-
NEIL AND A KIPPER?
ONE IS SMELLY, GREASY, SLIMY AND SCALEY-
AND THE OTHER ONE IS A FISH!
HELLO GLEN! LIKE YOUR PICCYS!!
SPAM,SAUSAGE,EGG AND SPAM, SPAM,SPAM...
METALLIC FIGHT!
THUNDERBIRDS ARE GO!
..........BEEEP........BEEP......BEEP..
ITS STILL WORKING????
UNLIKE 4MILLION OF THE POPULATION THANX
TO THE AMAZING CONSERVATIVE GOVERNMENT!
HUMBURGER!
MONTY MOLE LIVES!
COME BACK MATTHEW SMITH ALL IS FORGIVEN!
WHATEVER HAPPENED TO SABRE MAN????
ULTIMATE PLAY THE GAME! (NOT ANY MORE)
((SOLD OUT TO THE JAPANESE!!)) SORRY!
I SET A COURSE JUST EAST OF LIRA.....
NORTH-WEST OF PEGASUS.....
ON BOARD MY SHIP THE ROSSINANTE
FLYING ACROSS THE MILKY WAY!
MALFUNC... MALF....... MAL...
MALFUNNYFINKIN...............
WOT ARE U DOIN ERE WHEN ONLY A THUPID
LOONEY WOOD CUM THIS FAR OWT IN 2 THE
GALAXY??
ITS THE CRUMBLIEST FLAKIEST MILK BOTTLE
IN THE WORLD........... ER OOOPPS???!!
HUDSON SOFT ARE T H E B E S T ! ! !
CYBERDYNE INC. 15l5l97.............
AND HERE ENDETH THE FIRST LESSON.....