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YIPPEE! A DOT CUBE... (AREN'T I COOL?) WELL I AM SITTING HERE WAITING FOR MY DRIVIN' INSTRUCTOR TO TURN UP (I FAILED FIRST TIME!! HEHEHE!) SO THIS TEXT MAY END ABRUPTLY!! BUT BEFORE IT DOES LETS GET SOME GREETS OUT... NOP - HOPE YOU LIKE THIS LITTLE INTRO! TGR/ANTHROX - WHERE IS THE MUSIC DISK?!? DATA/LSD - SEE YA AT THE NEXT SHOW DUDE... DELBS/EX-COSINE - GLAD YOU BOUGHT BACK YA AMIGA! FACET/LEMON. - WHERE IS MY PACKAGE? 215 PACKAGES? PLEASE REPLY TO THE 216TH! ANYWAY I HAVE A FEELING THAT HE IS GONNA TURN UP IN A MINUTE SO I BETTER STOP.... WANNA SWAP SLOWLY WITH ME? THEN WRITE TO: RICH, 44 SEVENOAKS CLOSE, HAROLD HILL, ROMFORD, ESSEX. RM3 7EE. ECKY ECKY ECKY, F'TANG, ZUPOIIING! h
THE END IS NIGH...
LIQUIDIZE IT!
BY COSINE!
NOW THE CREDITS:
CODE BY RICH...
MUSIC BY GROK...
GFX BY RAIZOR...
WELL SHIVER MA
TIMBERS AND BATTEN
DOWN THE HATCHES
BECAUSE BLANCMANGE
IS TYPING ON THE
KEYS NOW!!
I THOUGHT THAT I'D
TALK ABOUT ONE OF
MINE AND RICH'S
FAVOURITE SUBJECTS -
SANDWICHES AND HOW
THEY SHOULD BE CUT
CORRECTLY.
A LOT OF PEOPLE MAKE
THIS MISTAKE, THEY
CUT THEIR SARNIES
BADLY, I FIND THEY
TASTE DIFFERENT
DEPENDING ON THE WAY
THEY ARE CUT. THE
FOLLOWING SANDWICHES
SHOULD BE CUT INTO
2 EQUAL RECTANGULAR
SLICES:- CHEESE
SLICES OR SOAP,
SAUSAGE, JAM,
CHOCOLATE SPREAD ETC
THE NEXT LIST SHOULD
BE CUT INTO TWO
TRIANGULAR SLICES,
THIS IS THE ONE THAT
RICH HATES MOST AS
HE FEELS IT DISPLAYS
THE MIDDLE-CLASS,
BOURGOISSE WAY OF
CUTTING BREAD!?!?!
LEMON CURD, CHICKEN,
LUNCHEON MEAT, BEEF,
COOKED MEATS, BACON
SARNIES,CHIP BUTTIES
THE LAST LIST IS THE
ONE FOR CUTTING
BREAD INTO 4 EQUALLY
DISTRIBUTED SLICES
OF QUADRILATERAL
FORM, THEY APPLY TO:
CHEESE SPREAD,
MARMITE. THERE ARE
OF COURSE MANY OTHER
STYLES/FORMATS OF
YOU CUT YOUR BREAD
BUT I HOPE YOU FOUND
THE ABOVE WILL HELP
YOU TO ENHANCE THE
TASTE OF YOUR
SARNIES!?!?!
FOREIGN
INDIVIDUALS CAN
CONTACT ME FOR
MAIL-TRADING BY
PNEUMATOGRAPHING TO:
BLANCMANGE/COSINE,
9 PRINCES WAY,
CANTERBURY
KENT
CT2 8LG,
ENGLAND.
ALSO FOR TRADING
MUSIC TAPES,
SUCH AS JAZZ,
CLASSICAL, SYNTH,
RAP, FUNK ETC.
DEFINATELY NO TECHNO
OKI DOKI, I'LL HAND
OVER THE KEYBOARD TO
SOME OTHER PERSONS
VINDALLOO!
SHORTLY AFTER THAT
TEXT, BLM WAS
REFERRED TO A
QUALITY PSYCHOLOGIST
COSINE MEMBERS ARE
ADVOCATE,
BLANCMANGE,
DR FREEZE,
GROK,
HAM,
ODIE,
QUADREX,
RAIZOR,
RICH,
SKYWAVE,
SOLO,
T.M.R.
WRAP