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     HELLO ... NOW USE YOUR MOUSE TO PICK A PIECE OF MUSIC!           NEW PRODUCTION FROM  COPYRIDE@   A DEMO WITH NO CODE BUT LOTS OF FUNNY GRAPHICS, SO STAY TUNED!!          FIRST OF ALL WE MUST CONFESS THAT OUR PRODUCTIVITY HASN'T BEEN AT THE HIGHEST LEVEL SINCE THE EARLY FIFTIES.   THIS MAGNIFICENT MUSIC BOX WAS RELEASED AT THE AMIGA SUMMIT CONVENTION '91 ARRANGED BY STATIC BYTES AND PROLOGIC.        CREDITS FOR THIS DISK GOES TO OUR OWN MUSICIANS MYSTERIOUS MR. MOX:     3M       N. DIESEL   AND  WHOPPER   ALSO THANKS TO KEO OF AVALANCHE FOR WRITING THE SUPERIOR NUMBER: 'ATMOSPHERIC',   TO CHRISTER NYBERGH FOR THE NICE CONVERSION "CROCKETT'S THEME",  TO TIME TRAVELLER FROM CRYPTOBURNERS FOR ANOTHER TRANSFORMATION TO THE AMIGA: 'MAGNETIC FIELDS IV'  AND TO THE EXCELLENT AUTHORS OF 'BLUE STARS' AND 'CHANT'.         AND THE CREDITS GOES ON TO:     BUGGY CODE:   BALOO       'HERCULES' GRAPHIX:   SUNREX   ......  AND NOW.... NUMBER ONE:   THE LARCH     THE LARCH  AND NOW......... LETS HIT THE DANCE FLOOR....... SOMEWHERE ELSE!!!! ...........       JUST TO START WITH SOMETHING, LET'S INTRODUCE YOU TO SOME MANIACS, THAT IS, SOME OF THE CRAZY PEOPLE FIGURING HERE IN COPYRIDE@ ........                IF YOU (BY ANY MEANS) COULD MOVE YOUR CUBIC EYES FROM THIS ANNOYING SCROLL LINE, YOU'LL OBSERVE OUR DEAR MACHO SWAPPER IN THE LOWER PART OF YOUR SCREEN ...... WE NORMALLY CALL HIM AXEL, BUT HIS REAL NAME IS      AXCELL       YOU CAN ALWAYS REACH HIM AT HIS PHONE NUMBER        4587 8438  WE CALL IT OUR COLDLINE....   AT THIS LINE YOU CAN GET ANYTHING FROM A NICE (QUIET) CHAT TO A BUNDLE OF YOGHURT OR PERHAPS A BINARY DOWNLOAD CONVERSATION WITH HIS MODEM OF RIDICULOUS SPEED......    CHOOSE FOR YOURSELVES, JUST WATCH OUT FOR THE SOFTWARE POLICE, THE SQUAD OF NECROFILITIES AND HIS KITCHEN.....!         'EAT THE FLOOR, EAT THE FLOOR!', HE YELLED WHILE HE SLIPPED IN SOME MAYONNAISE.   THE PERSON WE'RE TALKING ABOUT, IS:    WHOPPER   BUT WE NORMALLY REFER TO HIM AS AXEL.   HE PERFORMS A LOT OF DEATH-DEFYING STUNTS ON THE AMIGA AND IS THEREFORE ALWAYS HUNGRY.....    HOW WOULD YOU LIKE SOME SPAGHETTI MIXED WITH CHOCOLATE PUDDING AND SLICED CUCUMBER?! OR PERHAPS......      THERE'S NOTHING MORE TO SAY OR SEE...  EXCEPT FOR THE FACT THAT HE'S A SPIRITUAL MASOCHIST AND THOUGH HE DOESN'T LIKE SADDAM HUSSEIN HE LOVE EVERY FORM FOR CHEMICAL 'CHEAT MODES' (ESPECIALLY IN WARFARE) SO DON'T MESS WITH HIS FOOD...          AND OH MIGHTY GOD.  HERE'S OUR ONE AND ONLY CODER:  BALOO    (NICKNAME AXEL)    HE'S PRETTY GOOD AS YOU SEE, THOUGH THERE SOMETIMES CAN BE SOME MINOR TROUBLES WITH HIS KARMA.    ADDICTIONS:    CODING, DRUNKEN CODING AND UNCONCIOUS REST/MEDITATION IN FRONT OF HIS COMPUTER...    BESIDES THAT HE'S A BOOZER ON THE LOOSE, SO TAKE CARE...  AND DON'T FEED HIM AFTER MIDNIGHT!!         AND NOW TOUCHSTONE PICTURES PRESENTS:  AXEL... FROM TIME TO TIME CALLED   SUNREX   WE COULD TELL SOME LONG STORIES HERE ABOUT DOORS, BEERS AND FUNNY DANCES....   BUT THAT'S FOR A SPECIAL PURPOSE!    BY THE WAY... ALL BLOCKY GRAPHICS IN THIS PRODUCTION IS MADE BY AX... SUNREX!     HIS SENSE FOR DETAILS IS MOSTLY DISCOVERED ON THE OUTSIDE OF HIS MONITOR.   TWICE A MONTH IT'S SENT FOR CLEANING AT THE LOCAL COIN LAUNDRY.....  AND IT RETURNS AS A DOOR!          AND NOW FOR THE GUY NEXT DOOR.....  AXEL.   THIS KINDA SPECIAL PERSON ALSO RESPONDS TO THE NAME   DIESEL   AND EVEN MORE TO THE NAME  'NURSE'   HE'S QUITE A PERVERT AND HAS JUST RECENTLY BECOME SPERM DONATOR, AS HE SAYS: "WHY PUT UP TOMORROW WHAT YOU CAN PUT UP TODAY?"        WE HAVE NOW REACHED THE VERY SPECIAL POINT IN THE SCROLLER: THE INTRODUCTION OF AXEL!    THIS AXEL, CALLED  OCTOPUS  IS A VERY ACTIVE GRAPHIC ARTIST IN COPYRIDE@ WHO HAS MADE A LOT OF DRAWINGS TO NONE OF OUR PRODUCTIONS! HE'S A HYPER-FANATIC HARDWARE EQUILIBRIST... 'HAS EVERYTHING, RUNS NOTHING!'   HIS ETERNAL FIGHT IS TO MAKE HIS RAM EXPANSION LOVE HIS HARD DISK, BUT THEY DON'T TALK THE SAME LANGUAGE!    HERE IS AXEL - HE IS COMPLETELY DIFFERENT!!!     ACTUALLY YOU COULD CALL HIM 'AXELAXEL' BECAUSE OF HIS UNDEFINED WAYS OF COPYING EVERYTHING.... EVEN DISKS! (AND VIRUSES!)    THIS FEATURE HAS GIVEN HIM THE NAME    E.COLI  AND WHAT THE 'E' STANDS FOR IS TOTALLY IRRELEVANT!    SO LET'S MOVE ON TO THE FINAL AXEL.    SOME CALLS HIM 'FREAK' OTHER CALLS HIM 'MUSICIAN'.  WE JUST CALL HIM  AXEL..... BUT HIS ACTUAL NAME GOES LIKE THIS: MYSTERIOUS  MR. MOX   REDUCED TO 'MMM' AFTER CRUNCHING!        AND CRUNCHING REALLY IS NECESSARY.... HIS TUNES ARE ALMOST AS LONG AS HIS NAME! HEY WHAT? ..... AXEL WAKE UP! GET ON MOVING TO THE RHYTHM AND DON'T BE 'FOREVER BLIND' BUT GIVE IT 'OUTPUT FIVE' ON YOUR AMPLIFIER!                          FOR THOSE OF YOU STILL ALIVE WE HAVE A LOT MORE OF BORING SCROLLTEXTS WITH A SINGLE PRESS ON SOME OF THE LOVELY FUNCTION KEYS.............              


       HERE GOES A REAL LIFE STORY...       IT WAS A DARK AND STORMY KNIGHT ....ERHM....    ???   EH....   DARK AND RAINY NIGHT! WE (BALOO AND WHOPPER) WERE, AFTER A VERY HARD AND DANGEROUS DAY, TAKING A RELAXING TRIP TO SUNREX' PALACE (?!?).  SADLY, WE FOUND HIM AND ONE OF HIS ASSOCIATES BUSY IRONING SHIRTS AND (HEY WOT'S THIS? IRONING SHIRTS? WEIRD SIGHT) TROUSERS (TROUSERS TOO? WHAT ARE THEY UP TO?). THEY SAID THEY HAD PLANNED TO GO WILD IN THE CITY, AND SO THEY WERE WARMING UP WITH A FEW COUPLES OF COUPLES OF BEERS (NO MISSPELLING THERE). FORTUNATELY WE WERE ALLOWED TO TAKE A SINGLE BEER, AND SO WE DID. AFTER A COUPLE OF SINGLE BEERS (?) WE WERE HAVING QUITE A GOOD TIME AND SUNREX AND ASSOCIATE HAD DROPPED THEIR PLANS OF GOING OUT, SIMPLY BECAUSE THEY WERE UNABLE TO DO SO......... HMMMMMM.......WELL, AFTER A VERY SHORT TIME WE RAN OUT OF SINGLE BEERS, AND THEREFORE WE WERE FORCED TO DRINK DOUBLE BEERS (SORRY, ONLY JOKING. CAN'T HELP IT YOU KNOW). ACTUALLY WE BEGAN TO DRINK SOME OF SUNREX' HEAVIER LIQUIDS (VODKA AND RUM) AND SOON BECAME A LITTLE FOOLISH IN OUR BEHAVIOUR. WE WENT PRETTY NUTS AND SUDDENLY SUNREX WAS GONE. WHERE ON EARTH WAS HE? SO ON SEARCH WE WENT AND FOUND HIM DANCING MERRILY AROUND WITH HIS DOOR ON THE STAIRS. HE WAS ON HIS WAY TO ANOTHER MEMBER OF OURS, NURSE DIESEL, WHICH IS TWO FLOORS UP. WHEN WE GOT THERE, THE NURSE WAS UP PLAYING HIS FAVORITE GAME, KICK OFF 2, AND NOT HAPPY AT ALL TO GET A DOOR ON VISIT (THE TIME WAS 3 AM). OUT WENT THE DOOR AND US RIGHT AFTER. SO DOWN TO SUNREX' ROOM WE WENT WITHOUT THE DOOR  (WE SORT OF FORGOT IT AT THE SECOND FLOOR)  TO FINISH OFF THE BOOZE. NOW WE HAD ANOTHER PROBLEM...  WE COULDN'T FIND SUNREX' FRIEND AND AFTER A LONG HARD SEARCH WE FOUND HIM AT THE TOILET BUT WE PROMISED HIM WE WOULDN'T TELL ANYONE WHAT HE WAS DOING.... HEY BRIAN, HOW'S THE STOMACH??????   NOW IT WAS TIME FOR US (BALOO AND WHOPPER) TO SWAY BACK HOME............NEXT DAY SUNREX PHONED US TO ASK WHERE THE HELL WE HAD PUT HIS DOOR... HE OBVIOUSLY COULDN'T REMEMBER THE NIGHT BEFORE. AFTER A GOOD LAUGH AND A LONG EXPLANATION SUNREX ASKED WHY WE HAD LEFT WITHOUT THE GRAPHICS (FOR THIS DEMO), WHICH WAS ABOUT THE ONLY REASON WE VISITED HIM.                 



        OH, YOU HAVE JUUUUST FOUND THE F3 KEY AND THAT MEANS IT'S GREETINGS TIME.....               
GRRRRREEEEEETIIIIIIINGS TO  GNU DESIGN  HI XENO, I THINK YOUR TUNE 'FRIENDS' IS THE BEST.       THE AMIGA FREELANCERS, SQUEEZED TO    TAF     BUDBRAIN  WE SORT OF LOST THE 'PRODUCTION'     MOTOROLA  (YEPS)     ANUBIS   MAHONEY AND KAKTUS ...EH..     M.K.    THE  SLACKER   (ZZZZZ).    PARADOX   TROUBLE BROS (HI DISKMAN, WE WOULDN'T SHORTEN YOUR NAME TO T.B.)  SILENTS   GREAT MUSIC DR. KYD AND VERY NICE GRAPHICS MR. BALLE.    MAGIC    ARE YOU STILL ALIVE, GUYS?     COMMODORE  (!!)    CRIONICS   FLASH PROD.  KEFRENS   MORE UTILITIES,  MORE DEMOS,  MORE....?        LABRI    ANARCHY   HI 4MAT, THE MUSIC FOR MESSAGE BOX NO. 5 WAS FANTASTIC!       CRUSADERS  YOU TOO, DR. AWESOME, MAKES FABULOUS MUSIC!   RED SECTOR@  KNOWN AS   RSI/TCC   AND EVERY AMIGA FAN OUT THERE....            



     HERE GOES THE GIANT PIECE OF MUSIC NAMED  'BLUE STARS'.    IT WAS ORIGINAL COMPOSED FOR AN ARTLINE PROJECT BUT WHEN THEY JOINED PROLOGIC THEY DROPPED THE PROJECT AND WE GOT THE TUNE!   CONFUSED?  YOU SHOULD BE.......           

     THIS TUNE IS CALLED 'FOREVER BLIND' AND WAS COMPOSED BY THE TRIPLE M: MYSTERIOUS MR. MOX.           

     "CROCKETT'S THEME" WAS COMPOSED BY JAN HAMMER IN 1986 AND CONVERTED TO THE AMIGA BY CHRISTER NYBERGH.              

     THIS LITTLE SONG WAS A FAST PRODUCTION BY WHOPPER.  IT'S CALLED 'IN LOVE AND INSANE' SO WE CAN ALL GUESS WHAT HE HAD IN MIND....            

     HEAVEN.    KEO OF AVALANCHE HAS COMPOSED THIS MUSIC WITH THE PROFESSIONAL FEEL.     IT REALLY HAS ATMOSPHERE AND A WARM FEELING OF SUMMER (DID YOU GET THAT ONE, XENO?)            

     'GOING BASSERK' OR SHOULD IT BE 'BERSERK'?   THE POOR BASS WILL SOON BE GLOWING WHEN THE HEAVY BASS SOLO STARTS OUT.  THIS MELODY WAS COMPOSED BY NURSE DIESEL.           

     YOU ARE NOW LISTENING TO THE SONG 'OUTPUT FIVE' WHICH WAS COMPOSED BY MYSTERIOUS MR. MOX.  IF YOU THINK HE'S A HOUSE FAN YOU ARE PROBABLY RIGHT....           

     HEY, THIS IS MUSIC!  THOUGH 'CHANT' WAS COMPOSED SOME TIME AGO BY NIGHTLIGHT OF KEFRENS. THESE GREAT FUNKY RHYTHMS NEVER LOOSE STYLE....            

     GO ON A RACE BUT REMEMBER THE 'BICYCLE GLOVES' EVEN IF IT ONLY IS A NICE LITTLE TUNE COMPOSED BY MMMMMMMMMM   OH, I GUESS THAT WAS AN 'M' TOO MUCH, THE NAME IS: MYSTERIOUS MR. MOX!           

     ANOTHER GREAT TRANSFORMATION OF A JARRE TUNE. THIS ONE WAS DONE BY TIME TRAVELLER OF CRYPTOBURNERS, AND IF YOU HAVEN'T GUESSED IT'S CALLED 'MAGNETIC FIELDS' PART IV            

     WHEN NOT DRUNK BRIAN LOVES A GOOD BASS SOLO. THIS ONE IS A MIX OF BASSES CALLED BASS MIXES OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT....           
     GOING FOR SOME DISCO?  THEN TAKE A COUPLE OF LOOPS ON THIS ONE, CALLED "RIPPER'S DELIGHT".  IT WAS COMPOSED IN GASOLINE BY NURSE DIESEL.....           



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