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OUT CHILLIN, UP CHILLIN CANNON IS IN A PLACE TO BE - RIGHT ABOUT NOW WE PRESENT OUR NEW ALL DOWNSMASHING MEGADEF INTRO FOR OUR NEW, ALSO ALL DOWNSMASHING MAGAZINE WITHOUT ANY NAME !!!!!!!!!! RIGHT ABOUT KNOW WE ARE SEARCHING FOR ANY GOOD NAME FOR IT. IDEAS LIKE "PAMPLONA-NEWS","GRHG","PAULA-NEWS","ALLOCMEM" AND "SCHLAGWORT" FLEW THROUGH THE ROOM. THIS MAGAZINE CONTAINS ADVERTISEMENTS, PUBLIC- RELATIONS AND SOME INFORMATION ABOUT THE SCENE. IF YOU WANT TO INSERT A ADVERTISMENT OR WRITE AN ARTICLE THEN CONTACT US. PLK 123531 C 4130 MOERS 1 . GOLDEN REGARDS TO VISUAL PROJECTS INC.( HI NEWTON, TACHYONIUS, R.T.T.), NEW VISIONS (THANX FOR THE BLANK DISK AND THE 4 DM PORTO !) , MAGICNEWS (64ER SEI NICHT SO GEIZIG RUEDIGER) AND TO MINDWARP ( HI SELIM AND THE THE REST) SILVER REGARDS TO TRISTAR, QUARTEX , UNITED FORCES (THANX FOR COPY DISK AT EVERY PARTY) VISION FACTORY AND BEYONDERS , ALPHA FLIGHT , SYSTEM Z , CONNECTION , FRANTIC , NFC , SCIENCE FRONTIERS , POWERSLAVES , WOW , FAST TEAM AND KNS , BLACK MONKS , TAI CREW , DRUIDS , THE WEB INC. , THE BAND , SAXXONS CREW (NICE PARTY IN HOLLAND ON THE 2 APRIL !) GURUS AND DOC . WELCOME TO OUR FIRST PARTY AT 08.04.1989 ENJOY ! WE ARE WAITING FOR BERND WHO IS BUYING SOME CIGARETTES ..... I DONT KNOW WHAT TO WRITE...... ....HIIIIIIILLLLLLLLFFFFFFFFFEEEEEEE WWHAT IS THAT ? HE IS COMING INTO THE ROOM, TOUNCHING THAT TABLE VERY SOFTLY, BUT THE TABLE DIDNT KNOW WHAT SOFT IS ! THE TABLE BROKE DOWN AND SMASHED SOME DISK-BOXES AND THE CUPBOARD GAVE UP ITS LIFE. BY THE WAY....IS THERE ANYBODY, WHO WANTS TO BUY A LITTLE DAMAGED CUPBOARD, A POCKET CALCULATOR WITH SOME COKE POURED OVER IT AND SOME VERY OLD RUM WHICH LIES ON THE GROUND ???....OKAY, ENOUGH JOKES NOW. CAUSE NOW HE IS HER...THE INCREDIBLE NEWTON IS BACK (DIREKT AUS DEM GRAB!)! I HAVE SMASHED THE CUPBOARD (HALTS MAUL, JOHANNES! WAR NICHT FOR EXTRA!) AND KILLED THE STIMMUNG (WHATS THE ENGLISH WORD?)! SO, AND NOW..HERES A LITTLE STORY, I"VE GOT TO TELL ABOUT THREE BAD ROBBERS YOU KNOW SO WELL. IT STARTED WAY BACK IN HISTORY WITHOUT ANY FUN AND ME!! OH NO, DONT DESTROY SONGS FROM BEASTIE-BOYS (I CAN HEAR CRY!). ALL DEF-JAM FANS LISTEN TO ME ! DO YOU KNOW "DE LA SOUL" ? ITS ONE OF THE BEST HIP-HOP LP"S I"VE HEARED (DIE " IM TEXT SIND HOCHKOMMAS (ZUM TEIL)) !!!! AND IT"S NOT PRODUCED BY DEF-JAM !(HAHA OLI, YOU OLD MOTHERFUCKING ONLINE-SUCKER) BY THE WAY?ð EXTRA POWERFUL HANDSHAKES (WARRANTY TO BREAK BONES) FROM NEWTON TO BASTI OF 711 (AND ONLY FROM ME!) AND TO GIZMO THE GREMLIN (LONG TIME GONE SINCE THEN!) OK, BOOYY"ZZZ I WILL BE BACK IN A FEW MINUTES AFTER THIS LITTLE ADVERTISMENT (I HAD TO HAVE A PFORT AND A SHIT AT THE TOILETTE)! AFTER TWO HOURS WRITING SHIT FROM NEWTON (BRUMMEL....) NOW THE LIGHT WENT ON AND JACK FROM CANNON (NEWTON?ð HAHAHAHAHAH) TYPE NOW ON THE BOARD... I WANT TO TELL YOU A STORY ABOUT THE HISTORY IN THE SCENE.(NOW A MAERCHEN). ONCE UPON A TIME NOT LONG AGO THE FIRST CRACKER WAS BORN ON A C-64 .... AT THIS TIME THE BIG NAMES IN SCENE WERE SECTION 8 , KBR , ABC , ANTIRAM , GCS , WOD , ANTIROM , 1103 DO YOU REMEMBER THIS GREAT NAMES ? AT THIS TIME THE SCENE WAS BLANK, I MEAN NO WAR NO DRUGS NO ALCOHOL ( A REALLY GOOD MAERCHEN!) YES I MEAN ,NO FUCKINGS AND SO ON..... IN EVERY DEMO AND INTRO STANDS NO LAMERS AND LOOSER WELCOME I THINK THATS QUITE RIGHT BUT THE REAL LAMER AND LOOSERS ARE THESE PERSONS WHICH MADE THE SCENE DAMAGES (DESTROYS?) OK THAT WAS BULLSHIT OR MORE BUT WE WANT TO MADE A LARGER SCROLLTEXT ! NOW SOME GREETINGS TO THE OLD ONES REGARDS TO HEADBANGER AMIGO TRIAD (ZEKE WULF) ACF MSK DYNAMIC DUO FP TCC GCI MIGGES (120 DM !) MIGGES 1001 MAMMUT OMEGA TSF TFG ANDRE FROM EX AFL YETI BEASTIE BOYS HCA KRABAT LDA CI5 SOFTBUSTERS (CFR) FCS TFT JUNGLE FIGHTER (I HOPE YOU DIED !) TWB WOM PROTON TPC FCG SCANNERS SCINNERS AEK SCOOP TMC UCC FANTASY FBG FIRMA BST EXPLORER MCS CAE HAWK WCC BCA UCC SCC DANISCH GOLD UCF DUTCH USA TEAM IMPACT INC. SWOPPER SO THAT WAS ONLY A LITTLE JOKE BECAUSE SOME OF THIS NAME DOESENT EXIST ANYMORE BUT I THINK ITS STILL FUNNY TO HERE SOME OLD NAMES ( SO BEKOMMT MAN AUCH EINEN LANGEN SCROLLTEXT ZUSAMMEN ) STILL ALIVE ! HOER MAL BERND (NEWTON) MEINST DU DA LIEST NOCH IRGENDJEMAND DIESEN SCHEISS HIER ? (ABER HALLO ?ðNEWTON GUTER KOMMENTAR) NOW OUR TOP TEN IN VIDEO CHARTS ON THE LAST PLACE..... GOTHIC .... NOW THE TOP TEN ?ð 10.COLORS 09.ANGEL HEART 08.FERRIS MACHT BLAU 07.GLUECKSRITTER 06.TERMINATOR 05.TOP SECRET 04.SPACEBALL 03.MIAMI SPICE(HAHA!) 02.LEER 01.THE LIFE OF BRIAN ! NOW WE HAD SOME PROBLEMS WITH ENGLISH TRANSLATION.... NOW WE PRESENT YOU THE TOP TEN OF THE MOST POPULAR SEX GAMES OF THE GERMAN MENS ! 10. SPANISH 09. STANDING UP 08. FELLATIO 07. 69 06. CUNNILINGUS 05. BACKSIDE 04. BACKSIDE 2 03. A TERGO 02. FROM THE SIDE 01. MISSIONARSTELLUNG (THE OLDEST AND BORING THING WHO CAN MADE......... WAS MEINST DU BERND OB WIR DOC SCHON EINGEHOLT HABEN ????? JEHOVA .... ZUR KREUZIGUNG ? JEDER NUR EIN KREUZ , LINKE TUER ERSTER AUSGANG ( THE LIFE OF BRIAN ) I DONT KNOW MORE !!! PLEASE BERND, PLEASE WRITE HERE AGAIN ................. NOW THE KEYBOARD BEGAN TO CRY UNDER MY HANDS ..... NOW ITS 2.39 A.M AND I ( CANNON) AND VISUAL P. ARE GETTING NERVOUS NOW WE WRITE 3 HOURS ON THIS SHIT TEXT .... END OF TEXT ......... WELCOME TO THE FIRST PARTY HERE IN MOERS ..... YYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH........... BREAK - - - - - LOAD ERROR(HAHAHAHA) - - - - ---------- YOU KNOW IT ? ---- THE RULER IS BACK ! - NEWTON WANTS TO WISH A GOOD NIGHT AND SOME OTHER GOOD THINGS, TOO! SO THIS SCROLLER WILL COME TO ITS END IN A FEW WORDS. YOU HAD BEEN A WONDERFUL SPECTATORS !!!!! THANKS FOR THE FLOWERS AND THE EGGS... I HOPE YOU HAD ENJOYED THE JOURNEY INTO THE CRAZY WORLD OF SCROLLERS, LONG NIGHTS AND AHIT TALKING DUDES, SMASHED CUPBOARDS AND LOTS OF DRINKS (NON-ALCOHOLIC, OF COURSE). AND NOW......ONCE UPON A TIME NOT LONG AGO THIS SCROLLER STARTED (NOT SOOOOO LONG AGO) AND KNOW A LITTLE MESSAGE TO ALL THE PEOPLE THAT LEFT ON THE SCREEN.....SOMETHING WONDERFUL HAPPEND-YOUR HEAD IS ALIVE !!!! THANX TO THE END ! (TOTAL TIME TO TYPE THE TEXT - 3.30 HOURS - JAWOHL, DREI STUNDEN UND DREISSIG MINUTEN, FOR EUCH GEOPFERT !) ------ THIS IS THE END ---- AND THE BEGINNING -----