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The official Byterapers intro Coded by Python, musiced by Turtle, gfxed by Drifter.
& BYTERAPERS & PRESENTS : * THE OFFICIAL BYTERAPERS INTRO *
.. . WITHOUT SAVING MEMORY - WITHOUT BARGAINING QUALITY . .. GRENDEL WANTS
TO SAY SORRY TO EVERYONE WHO WAS IN GATHERING'91-PARTY: I ACTED VERY
BADLY AND ARROGANTLY DURING SATURDAY, AND WANT TO APOLOGIZE MY VICTIMS
ABOUT IT. I WAS VERY TIRED, AND NOT MYSELF. BUSY RUNNING EVERYWHERE,
BEING AT FIVE PLACES AT ONCE... KEEPING PARTY UP, NO END TO THAT
NIGHTMARE... BIG STRESS, VERY BAD TIME... AFTERWARDS I NOTED HOW BAD
MY BEHAVIOUR WAS, AND I AM ASHAMED OF IT. SORRY ALL, BUT ESPECIALLY
OUR MUSICIANS TURTLE AND RANDOR... NEXT ON BAT CHANNEL:
STOP THAT CAN WE JOIN STUFF! I HAVE LATELY GOT A LOT OF CALLS FROM
PEOPLE WHO HAVE WANTED TO JOIN BYTERAPERS. NO THANKS TO ALL..
FIRST: WE NEED ONLY TWO NEW MEMBERS ONE CODER ONE GRAPHICIAN.
SECOND: YOU MUST BE SEVENTEEN OR MORE EXCEPT IF YOU ARE VERY TALENTED.
THIRD: YOU GOT TO BE A GOOD FELLOW... NO SWAPPERS THANKS! NO
MUSICIANS! DONALD RULES! OLD FARTS FOREVER!
CONTACT ADRESSES WILL COME AT THE END OF THIS SCROLLER...
CALL THE BYTERAPERS TURTLE-ZOO BBS AT 358-0-550884... SYSOPS THE
REST OF ANIMALS PYTHON AND GRENDEL AND PARTY ANIMAL MERIT CORLEONE.
NEW USERS JUDGED BY JUDGE AND LOOSERS ACCOUNTS EATEN BY CANNIBAL. FREE
DOWNLOADS FOR JARNIS... REMEMBER TO CALL VOICE AND ASK FOR SAMPPA!
DON'T FUCK WITH A BYTERAPER. A SWEDISH
GUY TRIED TO FUCK SPEEDHEAD OF BYTERAPERS. SPEEDIE WAS JUST HANGING
AROUND AND GUY CAMES TO SPEAK SHIT AND HIT HIM. SPEEDIE TRIED TO LEFT
THE SCENE, BUT THAT GUY CAMES AFTER AND TRIES TO HIT MORE. SO SPEEDIE
TAKES HIS CROWBAR AND SMASHED THAT GUY... RESULT: BROKEN SKULL,
HOSPITAL TRIP AND TRIAL FOR SPEEDIE. I THINK THAT GUY WILL NEVER
AGAIN FUCK WITH SPEEDHEAD... PURE FINNISH POWER!!! PIZZA I WANT
PIZZA... HELLO MAC MORE PIZZA STORIES! THE ELECTRONIC KNIGHTS
PURE HISTORY FROM NINETEEN EIGHTY SIX! GRENDEL FADES PYTHON TAKES OVER BYE.... ..
HOWDY! PYTHON HERE WITH A LOUSY INTRO MADE IN FOUR DAYS (INCLUDING ALL!
ROUTINES) AND FINISHED IN TWENTY MINUTES AND TWELVE SECONDS BLAH!
THIS INTRO WAS MEANT TO BE RELEASED AT THE GATHERING PARTY, BUT BCOS OF SOME
MINOR PROBLEMS IT DIDN'T CAME OUT THERE. AFTER A LITTLE HATE-TEXT I WILL TELL
YOU WHAT HAPPENED AT THE PARTY. - NOW A MESSAGE TO SOME PEOPLE WHO MAKE 200 KB
MULTIPART INTROS! GGGREAT! DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHAT AN INTRO MEANS? IT MEANS
AN INTRODUCTION TO ...SOMETHING... WHERE DO YOU THINK YOUR INTRO IS AN INTRODUCTION TO?
RESET? GURU? OR AN ANOTHER PART OF THIS 'INTRO' ??????
I WOULD UNDERSTAND IF IT WOULD BE AN INTRODUCTION TO A DEMOPACK, GAME, DEMO,
UTILITY OR SOMETHING! BUT NO DO YOU THINK THAT ALL DEMOS WITH WORSE ROUTINES,
GRAPHICS AND MUSIC ARE ALWAYS INTROS??? I DON'T THINK THATS A GOOD IDEA.
I WOULD BETTER ADVISE YOU TO MAKE YOUR ROUTINES, GRAPHICS AND MUSICS BETTER AND
RELEASE THEN DEMO, AND IT DOESN'T HAVE TO BE A TRACKDEMO. EVERYONE CAN MAKE
A TRACKLOADER OR AT LEAST RIP ONE... AND MAKE INTROS WHEN THEY ARE NEEDED.
THIS INTRO IS NOT ONLY AN BYTERAPERS INTRO, THIS IS OUR OFFICIAL INTRO!
WE WILL USE THIS ONE MORE THAN ONCE! WHAT ABOUT YOU OUT THERE, DO YOU MAKE YOUR
'INTROS' ONLY TO AVOID USING THE NAME DEMO AND ESCAPE TO UNDER NAME INTRO?
I THINK INTROS REALLY HAVE GOT A BAD REPUTATION. JUST BECOUSE OF SOME LAMERS
DOESN'T DARE CALL THEIR PRODUCTS AS AN DEMO!!
NOW THAT TEXT WHAT HAPENED AT THE GATHERING...
WELL I STARTED CODING THIS LITTLE PIECE AT 4AM, I WAS TIRED AND
STILL A BIT DRUNKED. WELL THE PROBLEM CAME WHEN I PUT THAT LOGO ON THE
SCREEN. LOGO LOOKED PERFECT BUT THE FILLENG WAS TRASHED... SO I TRIED TO
FIX IT, I CHECKED EVERY WORD AND BYTE IN THE COPPER LIST, STARTUP, MAIN CODE
ETC, EVERYTHING WHAT COULD CAUSE SUCH BUG. NO EFFECT. I EVEN TRIED THE
HARDWARE MANUALS CONFIGURATIONS... NO EFFECT. THEN NEARLY EVERY CODER ON THE
PARTY CAME TO SEE HOW THAT CAN BE POSSIBLE (FROM GROUPS LIKE COMPLEX, REBELS
AND SCUP) NO-ONE COULD UNDERSTAND WHAT WAS WRONG. THEN A OLD FRIEND OF MINE,
EX MR.HEAD/ADVANCE, NOT A LAMER, BUT NOT IN ANY GROUP ANYWAY... HE WATCHED
SOME TIME AND TOLD ME TO CALCULATE THE MODULO AGAIN... AND GUESS WHAT, EVERYONE
CALCULATED THE MODULO WRONG EXPECT MR.HEAD! HAHAHHAHAHAH POOR COMPLEX POOR
REBELS.. OUCH! JOOPAJOO PALLOJA PLIIS ****&&&&*&*&*&&&*** IHANAA...
....UYOUM...TURTLE HERE..WE ARE NOW IN PYTHONS SUMMERCOTTAGE. THESE SEVERAL
DAYS WE HAVE PLANNED N I C E THINGS...AND I CAN PROMISE IT WILL BE BIG
SUPRISE...JOOPPS...HM...NOW I SEND SOME PERSONAL HIOS AND MESSUS TO
SEVERAL FRIENDS IN SCENE: (TEEMULLE KANSSA!) * JAYJAY OF FRANTIC: IS YOUR
BOARD STILL UP OR DOWN AGAIN? PROTON OF COMPLEX :BUGEJA MAGGYSSA!!! HYIHYI!
* PROTON OF (B) : YOU ARE TOO DANGEROUS EVEN OWN MEMBERS!! * ELUSION...ELYSION
(GALAXY,OZZO AND REST..WHEN YOUR DEMO IS READY...HEI MEKAKOODARI OOT
MULLE ISOT HUIKAT VINKUSTA AUKI) * MR.ICE OF FRANTIC AND VORTEX OF SONIC:
READ GRENDELS ARTICLE ABOUT NEWCOMERS AT MAGGY10. * GRIFFON OF FRANTIC:
I LOST YOUR PHONENUMBER!!! BUT NOHATA!! * WEDGE OF FRANTIC : KAKSI SAMPYLAA
JA NAIN PALJON ONAA NIIDEN VALISSA..! * JUGI OF COMPLEX: NYT MULLAKIN
ON HYVA SAMPLERI!! * HEATBEAT OF REBELS: LOYSIN MELODIAA MAGGYBIISISTA!! *
MEEGOSH OF REBELS : MILLON TARTTETTE SEN BIISIN??? * GRENDEL OF BYTERAPERS:
I AM NOT ANGRY ANYMORE!!(?) * EDDIE OF ACTION: KOLMOS KALJA EI OLE LAMEA!!!
* HOFFI OF ACTION: SEND ME THAT CASSETTE INCLUDING THAT WEIRD TUNE. *
CANNIBAL OF BYTERAPERS: VENYY JA VALUU!! * DALTON OF COMPLEX: SUN INKONVEKSIT
NYKI...HYIHYI.. * FRACTION OF COMPLEX : SHAME THAT YOUR SOURCES WERE STOLEN..
YOUR DEMO WOULD HAVE WON DEMOCOMPETITION!! *
REWARD OF SCOOPEX : KONE! MONITORINI ON TAAS RIKKI,TULETKO KORJAAMAAN? *
DELOREAN OF EX(?)-VERTIGO: WHEN ARE YOU MEMBER OF ²³¢¼²Þ®© * THE KID OF REBELS:
WHY ARE YOU STOPPING SCENE? YOU ARE GREAT MUSICIAN!! * STARBYTE OF ACCESSION:
DO SOMETHING CREATICE!!(LIKE DEMO PERHAPS?) * STRANGER OF IMAGE: EN KEKSI
ENAA VITSIA MAHASTASI/VIIKSISTASI!!! * STARLIGHT OF IMAGE: SUSTAKAAN EI
OLE KUULUNUT MITAAN PITKAAN AIKAAN * CAPTAIN OF IMAGE: HAVE YOU EVEN HEARD
ABOUT LASERDANCE??? * MERIT OF BYTERAPERS : NICEPARTY!!! *
GOLEM OF ANARCHY :YOUR COMPOPICTURE WAS BRILLIANT!!! * SEXTABULATOR OF BYTERAPERS
: VAALEANPUNAINEN A M E E B A ??? * SHOCKER OF AFL : H I E N O A NOPANEN
OLET OPPINUT(?) KOODAAMAN...MIGHTY AMIG...W RULES!! * DWEEZIL OF REBELS:
JOO...HYI WANNA SEE YOUR COMING(?) DEMO... * DRIFTER OF BYTERAPERS: CALL ME NOW
IF YA CAN? AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST GIGAGREETINGS TO GUY WHO IS SITTING
NEXT TO ME....PYTHON!!!! AAH..ANYWAY SORRY (MEKAKIKASORRY) IF SOMEBODY
IS MISSING (NO, I DIDNT FORGOT YOU * ROCKET/HYPNOSIS!!! * ) JEAH...TOO TIRED!!!
..PYTHON WANTS TO TELL SOMETHING!!!! (?).....
... ZRAMZARZMMARMRAMA WHAT?? OOPS I'M ON THE SCROLL ERHM.... ONLY ONE MESSAGE FROM ME TO
HEATBEAT & PRIME PREMIUM AND DTWEEZIL : HOW THE FUCK YOU COULD MAKE A PICTURE LIKE
THAT OUT OF ME IN THE GATHERING PARTYSLIDESHOW! I DIDN'T RECOGNIZE MYSELF FROM THAT
UGLY PICTURE! REALLY LOW QUALITY!!! UGH!
WELL NO OTHER PERSONAL MESSAGES FROM ME THIS TIME, GUESS WHY... RIGHT.. THERE ARE TOO MANY
OF THEM ALREADY AT THIS SCROLLER...
I THINK YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT THESE TEXTS WERE WRITTEN ABOUT ONE MONTH AGO! SO
SOME DETAILS MAY LOOK A BIT STRANGE...
BUT WHO CARES!!! BAH! I DONT!
NOW THOSE LONNG WAITED CONTACT ADRESSES...OUR CONTACT ADDRESSES ARE: JUDGE PO BOX THIRTY FIVE
SIX ZERO EIGHT ZERO ONE SEINAJOKI FINLAND OR
EXTABULATOR PO BOX TWO HUNDRED THREE
EIGHT SEVEN ONE ZERO ONE KAJAANI FINLAND
GOT IT? GOOD... BAH! SORRY DRIFTER DIDN'T INCLUDE ANY NUMBERS ON THIS FONT......
BUT WHO CARES???? *& WE DONT&* !!!!!!!!!! RESET
FOOLED YOU HAHAHHAHAHAH THIS IS AN INTRO AND YOU MAY EXIT IT WITH LEFT MOUSE BUTTON...
BYE BYE CU IN OUR SOON ? COMING DEMOS...!