The official Byterapers intro Coded by Python, musiced by Turtle, gfxed by Drifter.
HELLO FELLAS! *BYTERAPERS* PRESENTS &METELIDISK& , A DISK FULL OF SILLY SAMPLES!
THIS DISK WAS MADE JUST FOR FUN, AND IF YOU DO NOT UNDESTAND ITS MESSAGE, JUST
FORGET IT THEN! BYTERAPERS IS NOT TO BE BLAMED FOR THIS PRODUCT! IF YOU DO NOT LIKE
IT, JUST DIRECT YOUR HATE TO GRENDEL AND T.O.B! BALABALABALABALALALALAA
AND NOW TO SOMETHING COPLETELY DIFFERENT... SOME BALLS, PLEASE ***&&*&*&*&*&*& CUTE!
NOW A CUUL ADVERTISEMENT!!! COME FOR A COOL FLIGHT TO PYTHONS FLYING CIRCUS: * !TYPHOON! *
OUR SINGING SYSOP IS &PYTHON&.. CO-SYSOP, WHO BY THE WAY PLAYS DRUMS IS &RADISH& !
IN TYPHOON WE HAVE NEW IMPORTS &DAILY& !!! SICK CONVERSATIONS IN MESSAGEBASES...
ELITE USERS... BOTH HST AND MESSYING TWENTYTWOHUNDREDS... TWENTYTWOHUNDREDS WITH LIMITED DAYTIME ...CUTE!
NUMBER FOR ELITES +358-64-ELI TE, FOR NEWUSERS, YOU CAN FIND IT FROM WORMFULL TEXTROUTINE
ABOVE YOUR HEAD, SNAPPAHEAD! HAHAAHAH OR MAKE AN IMPACT TO OUR * PO.BOX TREEHUNDREDFIFTYSIX
* SIX ZERO ONE ZERO ONE SEINAJOKI * FINLAND *
CREDITS FOR THIS FUNKY INTRO: CODING BY PYTHON * GRAPHICS BY DRIFTER * ORIGINAL MUSIC AND IDEAS BY TURTLE *
THIS MUSIC YOU ARE LISTENING TO IS MADE BY T.O.B ...
KLAAKLAA, KALAA KALLAATA! NYT KYL KALA RULETTAA!
I'M TOO TIRED TO WRITE ANY ACTUAL SCROLL, SO PRESS LEFT MOUSEBUTTON,
AND LAUGH AT GRENDELS SICK IDEAS... BUHAHAHAHAHHA