******************* OK, LET'S HAVE THIS INTRO ON YOUR MACHINE NOW ! BLACK 'N' WHITE ???? YEAH, THAT'S NEW INTRO FROM BROWBEAT ........ WARNIN' , THIS INTRO INCLUDE SOM BUGS, LIKE: .... WHA? --- SHIT ! .... GET OFF THAT ! .... OK, I TRY .... FUCK ! -- WHAT'S THAT ? ---- I DON'T KNOW ! ...... AAARRRGGH ! ???? NOT ANYMORE PLEEZ !! ...... WOT'S THAT BUTTON ? ---- PLEEZ DON'T TRY IT ! OOOOH IT'S 2 LATE ! ...... OK?, STOP KIDDIN' ................ AFTER LONG PAUSE, BROWBEAT PRESENTS THEIR NEW INTRO <BLACK & WHITE< ........ CREDITS CUMIN' UP .... CODE & GFX BY SPLATTER , MUZAK BY YIP OF PURE-BYTE ........... VITTU !! FREDDY SHITTIN' AGAIN SOM MEMORY ! ... I START WITH 1 MESSY. HERE IT GO TO THIS FREAKY WHO SWAP WITH ME ! DER HM OF GATE: ME (MIE UND T]N MV INTRON KOOTERI (SPLATTER)) TULLAAN VISITEERAA PIAKKOIN ! IF IT'S MAHOLLISTA ? M] PIRAHUTAN SIT SULLE, KU MY; TULLAAN ! .... AND NOW MESSY TO OUR BIG (PIG ?) BOSS <RUZZO< : JOKOS ON BEMARI AND KORTTI ? AI NIIN, S]H]N OOT INTERREILAAMASSA (HAH !) ... WANNA SWAP VHS ? IF, THEN WRITE TO ME: BOT PL 63 01360 VANTAA FINLAND ! OR BOT HQ FOR JOININ' , SWAPPIN' AND ALL KIND OF STUFF LIKE THAT : BOT HQ KORSHOLMANTIE 9E83 00900 HELSINKI FINLAND SORRY, I'VE LOST OUR TAMPERE-SECTION'S ADDRESS !! ........ PS. COPS DON'T BOTHER ! ... NOW I LET SPLATTER TO TOUCH THESE BUTTONS ! ... C U ! ......... ALLO ALLO ! .... HEY, MEIJ]N SWAPPERIT <N]]S-L]NDISS]< , LAITTAKAA MUN DISKI TAKASI, JA VITUN NOPEESTI !!! ........ DO U KNOW, FREDDY LOVES 1 WOMAN IN SAME CAR-SCHOOL, WERE I WAS ( I'M NOT ANYMORE 'COZ I PASSED IT AND I SOON GOT DRIVER'S LICENCE ). HER NAME IS <SEIJA LIUKKONEN< .. HAPPY MARRY, FREDDY ........ NOW I LET FREDDY SAY SOM COMMENTS 4 THAT THING .......... FUCK U SPLATTER ! ... I DON'T LOVE THAT GIRL BUT I'VE TO SAY THAT SHE IS FUCKIN' GOOD LOOKIN' ! ... THAT WAS THAT AND NOW TO OTHER SUBJECT ! ... OK ?? ... JOO ! DIS INTRO DON'T INCLUDE GREETINGS LIST 'COZ WE'RE FUCKIN' BORED TO TYPE THEM ! .. SO, THAT'S IT ! .. SPLATTER OWNS NICE CAR CALLED: TOYOTA COROLLA '76 !! .. IT ONLY COSTED 1000 FINNISH MARKS !! .. QUITE CHEAP ?? EH ?? .. AT THE MOMENT I DON'T KNOW WOT TO WRITE, SO I ASK IF SPLATTER WANTS TO SAY SOMETHIN' !?!? .. 1 THIN' B4 I SIGNED OFF : MAY THE PUSSY B WITH U ALL DA TIME ! ......... YEAH, MAY SEIJA B WITH FREDDY ALL DA NIGHTS .. ( HAH ) ....... MY MESSAGE TO COOL J OF UNIQUE : NICE SOLID 3D DEMO INDEED ! ........ FREDDY IDIOT TOLD LIES ABOUT MY CAR -- IT'S PORCHE 923, U BLIND ...... SOM PERVO IDIOT CUMIN' TO TYPE NOW ........ OU RILI ! FREDDY T]SS TAAS ! NOW I SING 1 SONG: UKKO NOOA , UKKOO NOOA , OLI KUNNON MIES KU H]N MENI SAUNAAN VETI PIPON P]]H]N AND ETC. ! .. NOW...... SAATANA CII JUU ! .............. SPLATTER TYPE STILL SOM WORDS ---- THIS IS PROBABLY MY LAST PRODUCTION 4 BROWBEAT 'COZ I 'N' FREDDY GONNA LEAVE THIS GROUP NOW ( SNEEF !) ---- IT'S TIME TO TRY OUR OWN WINGS, SO MAYBE FUTURE, U HEAR SOMTHIN' ABOUT US, BUT WE'RE NOT GONNA LEAVE BUSINESS !!!! ........ TIME HAS COME TO SIGN OFF ............