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THIS IS FOR YOU MIMI, CATHERINE AND SONJA DISASSEMBLERS FUCK OFF AND DIE!!!         



­­­ THE BEST OF GRUBI ­­­ / coded by ORLANDO of BRAINSTORM in the year of 1991 / Hello dear disassemblers... hacking around in other peoples source-codes... I don't know what could be interesting at the source of this program! But, *FUCK OFF AND DIE!!!*       My lovely mega-giga-tera kisses to Mirjam 'Mimi' and to Catherine and of course to Sonja (nice that we met us this afternoon!!! (9th april 1991) See ya!)  ­­­ You're ALL the BEST!!! ­­­  



                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              BRAINSTORM IS PROUD TO PRESENT THE SECOND SOUNDDISK CALLED ...'THE BEST OF GRUBI'...                  YEAH, AFTER ONE AND A HALF YEAR WE STRIKE BACK AGAIN TO THROW NOW SOME VERY NICE OLDIES PLUS A BONUS TACK AT YOUR HEAD!                    FIRST THE CREDITS:    ALL SONGS BY GRUBI    INTRO GRAPHICS BY CHESTER AND OLI    MAIN GRAPHICS BY OLI    CODING BY ORLANDO              IF ANY SOFTWARE COMPANIES ARE INTERESTED IN GRUBI'S SOUNDS, THEN CONTACT THE FOLLOWING ADDRESS:    THOMAS GRUBERSKI    ACHILLESB.STRASSE 2    4053 BASEL    SWITZERLAND                AGAIN...    THOMAS GRUBERSKI    ACHILLESB.STRASSE 2    4053 BASEL    SWITZERLAND                          AND HERE WE ARE AT GRUBI'S PLACE: GRUBI, SPIRIT, DOES (NOT A BRS MEMBER) AND CHESTER.           AS USUAL WE DON'T KNOW WHAT TO WRITE AND HEY, JUST TO ENTERTAIN YOU THOUGH, WE HAVE PREPARED A LITTLE INTERVIEW FOR YOU.   OKAY, GRUBI WILL BE INTERVIEWED BY CHESTER EXCLUSIVELY FOR THIS SECOND SOUNDDISK. (GREETINGS AND BRAINSTORM ADDRESSES WILL SCROLL AFTER THE INTERVIEW AND SOME OTHER TEXT)                   CHESTER: HERE WE GO MAN, YO GRUBI, SINCE WHEN ARE YOU DOING SOUNDS ON THE AMIGA?   GRUBI: IN AUTUMN 1988 I STARTED TO WORK SERIOUSLY WITH THE SOUNDTRACKER. AND NOW I CELEBRATE MY JUBILEE IN BRAINSTORM, I SURVIVED ALREADY TWO YEARS!          CHE: NOW YOU'VE BOUGHT AN ATARI ST, WHY?   GRUBI: IT'S THE ONLY COMPUTER ON WHICH REALLY GOOD SEQUENCER PROGRAMS ARE AVAILABLE (LIKE CUBASE AND NOTATOR). I THINK THAT 'BARS AND PIPES' ON AMIGA DOESN'T KEEP WHAT IT PROMISES. I AM A LITTLE BIT DISAPPOINTED ABOUT IT.          CHE... BUT YOU'RE STILL MOTIVATED TO COMPOSE SONGS WITH THE AMIGA?   GRUBI... YEAH, BUT I WOULD BE MUCH MORE MOTIVATED IF THE CODERS OF OUR GROUP RELEASED MORE DEMOS!          CHE... WELL ANYWAY, ONE YEAR AGO, YOU'VE DONE MANY SONGS TOGETHER WITH SPIRIT OF BRS. THAT'S GONE, ISN'T IT?   GRUBI... NO, I HOPE NOT. BUT THE REASON FOR THE ONE YEAR LONG BREAK OF AMIGAPARTNERSHIP WAS THAT WE BOTH GOT OUR SYNTHESIZERS AND FOUNDED THE BAND 'COLOR' AND THEN WE HAD TO PREPARE OUR CONCERTS IN AUTUMN 1990. IN THE FUTURE WE ARE GOING TO COMPOSE ANOTHER AMIGASONG TOGETHER. PERSONALLY I WILL COMPOSE SOME SONGS BY MY OWN (WENN'S MI NIT ASCHIESST (THAT'S SWISS GERMAN LANGUAGE)) PERHAPS FOR THE ZINE JUBILEE ISSUE 10, TOO. BUT THAT'S NOT DECIDED YET.          CHE... YOU TALKED ABOUT YOUR BAND 'COLOR', TELL THE SCROLLTEXT READERS A LITTLE BIT MORE ABOUT IT.   GRUBI... EEERRRR, WE HAVE ANOTHER LIVE GIG IN JUNE IN BASEL IN SWITZERLAND AND HOPEFULLY AT A UPCOMING BRAINSTORM PARTY AT THE END OF THIS YEAR OR LATER. WE ARE TRYING TO MAKE OUR SONGS MORE LIVELY BY INCLUDING SOME GUITAR PARTS INTO THE SONGS. AND TO MAKE IT EVEN MORE LIVELY WE ARE ALSO LOOKING FOR A DRUMMER AND A SINGER. AT THE MOMENT WE ARE THREE MEMBERS IN THIS BAND, SPIRIT, DOES AND ME.         CHE... YOU'RE 16 AND HALF YEARS OLD, DON'T YOU THINK YOU'RE TOO YOUNG TO BECOME PROFESSIONAL?   GRUBI... I DON'T THINK THAT ONE BECOMES ALREADY PROFESSIONAL WHEN ONE BUYS A SYNTHY. IN FACT, ONE BECOMES PROFESSIONAL WHEN ONE EARNS MONEY WITH THE MUSIC. I ONLY CONSIDER IT AS A HOBBY AT THE MOMENT.         SPIRIT... BITTE EIN BIT!          CHE... SHUT UP, SPIRIT! TELL ME GRUBI, THE CONCERTS IN AUTUMN WERE SUCCESSFUL?   GRUBI... THE FIRST ONE HAD A GREAT AUDIENCE, BUT DUE TO LACK OF EXPERIENCE WE ALMOST DEAFENED THEM WITH TOO MUCH P.A. POWER. BUT THOSE WHO STAYED INSIDE DIDN'T MIND. ALTHOUGH THE MIXDOWN OF THE SECOND CONCERT WAS DONE VERY GOOD BUT THIS TIME THE CROWD DIDN'T KNOW HOW TO CHEER! BUT WE DON'T CARE!   DOES... AND WE GIVE A FUCK!          CHE... NOW GRUBI, TALKING ABOUT YOUR SYNTHESIZERS...   GRUBI... WELL, I HAVE GOT A KORG M1 WHICH IS UNIVERSALLY A VERY GOOD INSTRUMENT, AND THEN A YAMAHA TG55. THIS ONE IS A ROM SAMPLER WITH PIANO AND STRING SOUNDS. I'M GOING TO BUY A DRUMCOMPUTER, BUT AS A NORMAL PUPIL I'M ALWAYS OUT OF MONEY AND SO THE DRUMCOMPUTER HAS TO WAIT FOR ME IN THE MUSIC SHOP!                   INTERRUPT! CHESTER HAS TO LEAVE THE KEYBOARD FOR A MOMENT TO SHAKE BUSY HANDS WITH SPIRIT AND DOES TO SAY... GOOD BYE FOLKS!                  CHE... HEY GRUBI, BACK TO THE ROOTS. WHAT KIND OF REAL MUSIC DO YOU LISTEN TO?   GRUBI... I LIKE THE MUSIC OF JEANMICHEL JARRE. I THINK THAT HE REALLY KNOWS HOW TO USE THE SYNTHESIZER AS AN INSTRUMENT OF THIS CENTURY. EVERY ALBUM OF HIM SOUNDS DIFFERENT AND ALSO HIS CONCERTS ARE GREAT, BUT I REGRET THAT HE DOESN'T PLAY BY HIS OWN AT HIS LIVE STANDINGS, ONLY HIS MUSICIANS... I ALSO LIKE THE MUSIC OF PINK FLOYD, ALPHAVILLE AND THE PET SHOP BOYS...          CHE... WHAT'S YOUR OPINION ABOUT OTHER MUSICIANS IN THE AMIGADEMOSCENE?   GRUBI... THE QUALITY OF THE AMIGA SONGS IS SOMETIMES VERY HIGH NOWADAYS AND THERE ARE MANY VERY GOOD MUSICIANS LIKE DELOREAN, FIREFOX, WALKMAN, BRUNO, FLESHBRAIN, DR. AWESOME AND UNCLE TOM. I REGRET THAT THERE WEREN'T ANY RSI RELEASES WITH SONGS OF ROMEO KNIGHT AND I ALSO MISS UNCLE TOM'S NEW TUNES. AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST IT'S VERY DISAPPOINTING THAT THERE AREN'T ANY NEW AMIGA TUNES OF CODEX.          CHE... GUYS IN MANIACS OF NOISE ARE ALWAYS TALKING ABOUT THAT ONE NEED YEARS OF EXPERIENCES TO COMPOSE GOOD SONGS, WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT IT, IN FACT YOU HAVEN'T GOT SO MUCH EXPERIENCES IN DOING SONGS.   GRUBI... THEY ARE WRONG I THINK. BASICLY IT IS ALWAYS THE TALENT THAT COUNTS. OF COURSE EXPERIENCE IS ALSO IMPORTANT, BUT DOES ONE REALLY NEED YEARS TO GET IT? SURELY NOT IF ONE REALLY LIKES HIS HOBBY OR JOB...            CHE... OKAY, DO YOU PLAY AN INSTRUMENT?   GRUBI... NO. I AM ONLY ABLE TO SWITCH MY EQUIPMENT ON AND OFF!           CHE... HA! WHERE DO YOU COMPOSE YOUR AMIGASONGS, DIRECT ON AMIGA OR ON YOUR SYNTHIES FIRST?   GRUBI... THE AMIGA SONGS I ALWAYS COMPOSE DIRECTLY ON AMIGA, UNLESS I DON'T CONVERT A SYNTHESIZER SONG TO AMIGA, WELL ONLY A FEW TIMES. BUT ANYWAY THE SYNTHY IS VERY IMPORTANT TO CREATE NEW IDEAS AND THEMES.          CHE... WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT YOUR OWN SONGS?   GRUBI... I THINK I CAN'T ANSWER THIS QUESTION. IF I SAY THAT I LOVE THEM, IT SOUNDS SURELY A LITTLE BIT ARROGANT. BUT IF I SAY I DON'T LIKE THEM, EVERYBODY WOULD THINK I DON'T PRODUCE THEM SERIOUSLY! THE FACT IS THAT EVERY SONG FROM ME IS A PRODUCT OF THAT WHAT I FEEL AND SO IT IS A PART OF MINE.             CHE... DO YOU REMEMBER HOW YOU BECAME A BRS MEMBER, WE ALL KNOW THAT YOU CELEBRATE YOUR JUBILEE, 2 YEARS BRSMEMBER.   GRUBI... YES, I REMEMBER WHEN I WAS ASKED BY YOU, CHESTER, IN THE DIAL CLUB IN BASEL IN SWITZERLAND. YOU SAID PROUDLY THAT YOU HAD FOUNDED A GROUP, BRAINSTORM, AND THAT YOU WERE LOOKING FOR A MUSICIAN. YOU ALSO SAID THAT YOU LIKE MY SONGS ALTHOUGH I HAD COMPOSED JUST ONE PIECE! OK STOP KIDDIN' NOW!           CHE... UFF, I THINK WE'VE DONE IT MAN, BUT AT THE END I JUST WANNA KNOW HOW YOU MAKE UP THESE NAMES OF YOUR SONGS?   GRUBI... QUITE SIMPLE, 'WHITE SONG' BECAUSE I'M A RACIST, 'BLACK AND WHITE' BECAUSE I AM NOT A RACIST, 'RATTLE BOX' BECAUSE I TALKED TO BIRD OF BRAINSTORM WHEN I LISTENED TO THE FIRST PATTERN AND THE RATTLE BOX IS BIRD'S FAVORITE TOY, 'BEANS AND RUSK' COZ THIS IS MY FAVORITE FOOD, 'FREE SPACE' IS A IRONIC TITLE FOR THE FREE MEMORY IN MY 512KB AMIGA 500, 'COUNTDOWN' BECAUSE OF THE DEADLINE SET BY MAJESTIC OF BRS FOR A PARTYDEMO (THE SOUND WAS DONE ON ONE DAY), AND THAT'S IT FOR THE TITLES OF THIS MUSICDISK.               CHESTER... WELL GRUBI, SO FAR THE STORY GOES, I HAVE TO VISIT MY HOME NOW AGAIN. SO BYE, BYE, AND THANKS A LOT FOR BEING A GREAT MUSICIAN AND EVEN A BETTER INTERVIEW PARTNER!                                          WARP!  BACK AT CHESTER'S HOME ALONE! HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT RED SONY 2DD DISKS SOLD BY THE SWISS 'PULSAR'? IT'S A CHEAT! IN FACT, H.R. WENGER, THE BOSS OF 'PULSAR SWITZERLAND' (AN OLD PIRANHAS AND QUARTEX MEMBER, CALLED JACK COLTON), TOOK SOME EMPTY SONY BOXES TO FILL THEM WITH RED NONAME DISKS!  THIS IS A VERY TUFF FAKE, SO IF YOU WANT TO BUY CHEAP SONY 2DD DISKS, DO NOT BUY THEM BY 'PULSAR', EVEN YOU GET THESE DISKS FOR HALF OF THE NORMAL PRICE!         SO HERE WE GO WITH SOME FUTURE BRSSOUND PLANS...    GRAPHICS FOR 'THE BEST OF AXEL' ARE ALMOST READY BUT WE HAVE TO WAIT FOR IT ABOUT HALF A YEAR, AXEL HAS JUST TO RELEASE SOME OF HIS RECENT TUNES, LIKE THE ZINE 9 SOUND OR ANOTHER ONE CALLED 'FIREWORKS', TO BE RELEASED IN AN UPCOMING BRSDEMO. THERE ARE ALSO PLANS FOR AN ABSOLUTELY HIGH QUALITY SOUNDDISK DONE BY ALL BRSMUSICIANS, GRUBI, AXEL AND SPIRIT. AND IF AXEL IS PRODUCTIVE ENOUGH, WE WILL ALSO RELEASE A SOUNDDISK WITH NEW SOUNDS DONE BY HIM...   BUT PLEASE UNDERSTAND THAT YOU WON'T FIND ALL THESE SOUNDDISKS TOMORROW IN YOUR DRIVES, IT WILL TAKE LONG TIME TO CREATE SOUNDS IN GOOD QUALITY, SO ENJOY THIS 'BEST OF GRUBI' SOUNDDISK FIRST!      AND AGAIN SOMECRITICS, THIS TIME FOR THE ..BAD.. GRUNDIG VIDEO RECORDER, NEVER BUY ONE OF THESE RECORDERS. I BOUGHT A GRUNDIG RECORDER FOR ABOUT 1800 US DOLLARS THREE YEARS AGO. WELL, NOWADAYS THIS RECORDER IS ALWAYS OUT OF ORDER. FOR SURE I HAD TO PAY ABOUT 300 US DOLLARS UNTIL NOW TO REPAIR THIS MACHINE. AGAIN AND AGAIN...   NEVER AGAIN A GRUNDIG!       HEY, HAVE YOU EVER SEEN RAMBO??? I THINK THESE RAMBO MOVIES ARE ONE OF THE BADEST MOVIES EVER. AT THE MOMENT THEY ARE SHOWN AT THE PRIVATE GERMAN TV, RTL PLUS. WELL, PERHAPS THEY ARE ALL VERY WELL DONE, BUT THE STORIES BEHIND THEM ARE BOOOOOORING AND JUST SILLY! WHAT A PITTY THAT THERE ARE EVEN AMIGA FREAKS LOOK THIS CRAP!                                    WARP!  TWO DAYS LATER GRUBI, SPIRIT AND DOES JOINED CHESTER'S PLACE JUST TO SPEND A FUCKING COOL EVENING WITH DRINKING AND EATING...                   AFTER THIS FUCKING HAPPY MEAL COOKED BY CHESTER, WE ARE SITTING HERE IN THE CAVE (BASEMENT), AT THE LEFT SIDE THERE'S THE TV RUNNING MTV (YO MAN, SPIRIT CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF THIS 'YO, MTV RAPS!') AND ON THE RIGHT SIDE THERE'S THE STEREO WITH KENWOOD AMPLIFIER (PRICE APPROX 700 US DOLLARS) AND SOME NONAME LOUDSPEAKERS (PRICE ABOUT 10 US DOLLARS). YO MAN, LOOKING FOR INSPIRATION...                  NOW LET'S EARN SOME MONEY...              ...EARN SOME MONEY WITH COMMERCIALS...               TASTE THE REAL SMELL, TASTE BARCLAY MENTHOL!                  GO FOR THE REAL FLAVOUR, FELDSCHLOESSCHEN LAGER BEER.                  GET THE FEELING, REEFLOK                  COCAINE WILL BLOW YOUR BRAIN, GET A REAL STORM, FEEL BRAINSTORM!                  YO KELLOG'S CORN FLAKES.                AIDS? FRANKIE SAYS... USE CONDOMS!                  DEAD? BAD LUCK, BUT DON'T WORRY BE HAPPY!                  DON'T DRINK AND DRIVE, SMOKE AND FLY!                   WE GREET ALL HIP HOPPERS AND OTHER ANORMAL LIFEFORMS IN THE WORLD!                  ARE YOU A MAN OR A MOUSE?                  MESSAGE TO ALL TEACHERS... WE DON'T NEED NO EDUCATION. WE DON'T NEED NO THOUGHT CONTROL.                  AND NOW BACK TO OUR GAME SHOW WITH YOUR HOST, CHESTER!   STOP WITH SOME RUMOURS...   CHESTER NEITHER SMOKES CHESTERFIELDS, NOR DRINKS CHESTER GOLD BEER!                  AT THE MOMENT WE STOPPED MTV TO CHANGE TO A VIDEO... RAINMAN, RIGHT NOW THERE'S AN ACCIDENT AND RAY BECOMES QUITE CRAZY!   BY THE WAY WE ALL AGGREED THAT THISSOUNDTRACK DIDN'T QUITE SUIT THE MOVIE!                                   JUST SOMETHING DIFFERENT TO SAY... A LITTLE MESSAGE TO OISTEIN EIDE OF MANIACS OF NOISE... GRUBI AND SPIRIT HEARD THAT YOU SAID YOUR MUSIC WAS EVEN BETTER THAT JM JARRE'S, SO WHY HAVEN'T WE SEEN AN ALBUM BY YOU IN THE LOCAL MUSIC SHOP? NEITHER WE HAVE SEEN YOUR RECENT VIDEO CLIP ON MTV (YO, MTV RAPS!)! SEEMS THAT YOU SHOULD LOOK FOR A NEW MANAGER!     PLEASE DON'T TAKE IT TOO SERIOUSLY, MAN!                        YO, IT'S NOW 21...51 AND THOSE MUSICIANS HAVE TO LEAVE NOW, BUT KEEP READING THE UPCOMING GREETINGS ANYWAY, OKAY?                 HACKING THE GREETINGS NOW IN THE KEYBOARD...         GREETINGS ARE GOING TO THE FOLLOWING GROUPS...      PHENOMENA      CRUSADERS      CRYPTOBURNERS      SCOOPEX      KEFRENS      SHINING      ANARCHY      SILENTS      FLASH PRODUCTION      RAZOR 1911      COMPLEX      CAVE      RED SECTOR AND TRISTAR      ZERO DEFECTS      DUAL CREW      VERTIGO      REBELS      QUARTEX      DEXION      CYTAX      DTECT                      AND VERY SPECIAL PERSONAL GREETINGS ARE GOING TO...      KAKTUS      SLAYER      DR. AWESOME      TIP      TEC      THE PRIDE      JPN      CORTO      DELOREAN      CORTO        TOM       MAESTRO      MR. SPIV      BLACKSTAR      DREAM WORRIOR      BUSTMAN      TRIX      MR. BIG      JESPER KYD      HYDE      TERMINATOR                      PLEASE DON'T BE DISAPPOINTED IF YOU AREN'T INCLUDED IN THE GREETINGS LIST.        YOU CAN CONTACT GRUBI (BUT NO SWAPPING OFFERS!)...     GRUBI OF BRAINSTORM    THOMAS GRUBERSKI    ACHILLESBISCHOFFSTR. 2    4053 BASEL    SWITZERLAND                IF YOU WANT TO GET IN CONTACT WITH BRAINSTORM FOR SWAPPING THEN CONTACT...    TRUXTON OF BRAINSTORM    URS STUDER    PARKALLEE 10    4123 ALLSCHWIL    SWITZERLAND            OR YOU WANT TO PUBLISH AN ADVERT IN OUR DISKMAGAZINE 'ZINE'? SEND 5 DM OR SFR 5 OR 4 USDOLLARS AND YOUR TEXT TO...    BRAINSTORM.ZINE    P.O.BOX 2    4148 PFEFFINGEN    SWITZERLAND        YOU CAN ALSO SEND YOUR ARTICLES TO THIS ADDRESS BUT DON'T FORGET THAT YOU CAN'T CONTACT BRS FOR SWAPPING AT THIS ADDRESS!                 YEAHH, ZINE ISSUE 09 IS READY IN ONE WEEK! LOOK OUT FOR IT! AND ALSO DON'T FORGET TO WAIT FOR NEW BRS RELEASES IN THE NOT SO NEAR FUTURE!                                   WARP! ONE DAY AFTER THE VISIT OF GRUBI AND SPIRIT AT CHESTER'S HOME, ORLANDO (THE CODER OF THIS DISK) AND OLI (WHICH PAINTED THE MAIN GRAPHICS OF THIS SOUND DISK) CAME TO HIM JUST TO FIX SOME BUGS IN THE SOUNDDISK AND TO TIME THE INTRO CORRECTLY.      WE ALSO LOOKED AT THOSE FANTASTIC DEMOS WHICH WERE RELEASED AT THE ANARCHY EASTER PARTY, WE TALKED TO ZEUS (THE CODER OF THE SHINING DEMO 'VECTOR EXTERMINATOR') AT THE PHONE AND HAD SOME FUN AGAIN WHILE EATING.    WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE BRAINSTORM MEMBERS ARE JUST BORN TO EAT, BUT THAT'S FINE, EVEN WE DON'T KNOW FROM WHERE THIS MONEY IS ALWAYS COMING TO BUY SO MUCH FOOD...       GOING TO THE LOCAL SUPERMARKED IS ALWAYS THE BEST THING TO DO WITH OTHER BRS MEMBERS...                      WARP! THE NEXT DAY, AXEL JOINED CHESTER'S PLACE.        HELLO FOLKS! HERE IS AXEL AND NEAR ME CHESTER IS STUFFING HIS MOUTH WITH SOME SNACKS. LOOKS PRETTY FUNNY (YO MTV RAPS!). WHAT CAN I TELL YOU? AH YES, LOOK OUT FO THE NEW DEMO WHICH WILL BE RELEASED SOON. ALSO CHECK OUT MY TUNE THERE. IF YOU HAVE ANY COMMENTS TO MY TUNES (AXEL'S) I WOULD BE VERY HAPPY TO KNOW. LOOK IN A ZINE ISSUE FOR MY ADDRESS.        BUT LET US CHANGE THE TOPIC.        RIGHT NOW THE SOUND IN THE BACKGROUND BEGINS. IT IS THE AFRIKAN RAPPY GUY CALLED DR. ALBAN!        IT IS REALLY GETTING A GOOD MOOD! HELLO AFRIKA... COME ON SING WITH US... HELLO AFRIKA, TELL ME HOW YOU'RE DOING...        HEHE! THE ALBUM SOUNDS QUITE STRANGE. ANYWAY, A LITTLE BREAK FOR A MESSAGE TO MAESTRO OF KEFRENS... I ACTUALLY HEARD THAT THERE ARE SOME PROBLEMS IN KEFRENS. I AM LOOKING FORWARD TO MEET YOU IN SUMMER. YEAH. ONE WEEK IS A LONG TIME AND I AM SURE THAT OUR COOPERATION TUNE WILL BECOME A SUCCESS. DON'T YOU THINK SO? WE HAVE TO THINK ABOUT A NICE IDEA FOR THE EUROCHART PHOTO. HAAAA! IT WILL BE BIG FUN. WHAT'S ABOUT THE DEMO? ANYWAY, I HOPE YOU ENJOYED THE CHOCOLATE AND ALL THE OTHER SWEET THINGS. YO... END OF MESSAGE, MY FRIEND. BUT DON'T START CRYING. I WILL SOON BE BACK IN ZINE (MAIN TUNE).         WHAT A PITTY, OUR LITTLE CRASH WITH ZINE. BUT I THINK THAT THIS ALSO COULD HAPPEN TO ANY OTHER GROUPS. SO BE HAPPY, YOU WILL BE ABLE TO READ ZINE ISSUE NINE IN ONE WEEK. RIGHT NOW CHESTER GAVE ME EIGHT ADVERTISEMENTS TO TYPE IN. AAAAAARGH! I ALSO HAVE TO FIX THE ACTUAL MUSICDISKCHARTS, BECAUSE THERE HAS BEEN THE SILENTS MUSICDISK RELEASED. THAT'S THE LIFE IF YOU BELIEVE TO THE ZINE EDITORS. BUT IT'S QUITE A FUNNY JOB.             WHAT ELSE TO SAY? NOW WE CHANGED THE MUSICSTYLE IN THE BACKGROUND. IT'S JEAN MICHEL JARRE'S GIG NOW. YEPPED YOPPEDY. THE TUNE IS CALLED 'CALYPSO' AND IT IS GETTING REALLY A HAPPY MOOD HERE. IT IS LIKE IN JAMAICA.        HOWDY, THE PHONE IS RINGING AND IT IS THE GUY WHO MADE ALL THE TUNES ON THIS DISK. YEAH, IT'S GRUBI. HELLLLLLOOOOOO GRUBI! HOW ARE YOU? HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING TOMORROM? NOTHING? THAT IS GREAT, SO YOU CAN VISIT ME AND WE CAN EXCHANGE SOME SAMPLES. SEE YOU TOMORROW 14.00PM. OK? SEE YOU THEN AND HAVE A NICE DAY. KRRAK. THE PHONECALL IS FINISHED.        BACK TO THE SCROLLER.      YO MTV RAPS! PERHAPS YOU HAVE FOUND OUT THAT WE ARE QUITE WEIRD.             AND AGAIN WE CHANGED THE BACKGROUND MUSIC. THIS TIME SOME DOGS ARE BARKING (BARK SIMPSON (?)). IT'S THE KETCHUP BOYS. THE GOOD OLD DISCO BEATS ARE SNEAKING AROUND OUR EARS.         ALSO A BIG REGARD MUST GO TO MY WEIRDEST (?) FRIEND CALLED DELOREAN OF VERTIGO... HI TOM, HERE IS JERRY ASKING YOU FOR SOME CHEESE (?). YEAH. THANKS FOR YOUR TUNES AND YOUR PIECES OF PINAPPLE. TASTED REALLY STRANGE. I HOPE YOU ENJOYED THE REAL, SWISS CHOCOLATE, TOO. PERHAPS WE SHOULD HAVE A CALL TO SWAP SOME WEIRD WORDS. HO! I HOPE YOU ALSO LIKED MY TUNES. IF YOU DON'T WRITE BACK AGAIN I KNOW THAT YOU DIDN'T! HAHA...      AND NOW IT'S 5 O'CLOCK IN THE AFTERNOON AND WE HAVE TO SAY ...GOOD NIGHT!...                    NOW THE MIGHTY CODER OF THIS PROGRAM WANTS TO WRITE DOWN SOMETHING TOO... YEP... HERE IS ORLANDO VIOLATING THE KEYBOARD BY PRESSING DOWN SOME KEYS...           FIRST OF ALL I HEREBY WANT TO EXPLAIN WHY I HAVE DONE SOMETHING NORMAL... I JUST DID THE SIMPLE CODE OF THIS SOUNDDISK TO ONCE RELEASE AGAIN AN ORDINAIRE BRAINSTORM PRODUCTION. THIS DISK WAS COMPLETLY DESIGNED BY OLI AND CHESTER SO I HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH THE DESIGN OF THIS DISK. BUT I GUESS YOU LIKE IT BETTER THAN MY BLUE-STYLE! THE MAIN AIM OF THIS DISK IS TO PRESENT YOU GRUBIS BEST SONGS ON ONE DISK. THIS DISK WAS NOT MEANT TO BE RELEASED TO SHOW YOU ASTONISHING AND MINDBLASTING CODE BUT IT SHOULD JUST BE A GOOD DESIGNED SOUNDDISK...      COMING UP... PERSONAL MESSAGES FROM ORLANDO TO: KAKTUS (THANKS FOR THE NICE PHOTOS AND FOR THE BADGE. HOPE YOU LIKED THE THINGS I SENT YOU! SO WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT ME NOW... SINCE NOW YOU HAVE SEEN MY FACE? REMEMBER THAT I STILL THINK THAT YOU AND MAHONEY DID THE MOST CREATIVE AMIGA DEMOS! YOUR STYLE IS REALLY GREAT!) --- CORTO OF PARADOX (I LIKE YOUR LONG LETTERS. SO WHERE IS YOUR DEMO?) ---  MR.SPIV OF CAVE (HELLO DUDE... THANKS FOR ARTICLE!) --- TERMINATOR OF ZERO DEFECTS (STILL KILLING PHONE-BOXES?) --- TEC OF CRYPTOBURNERS (WHERE IS THE NEXT DEMO?) --- MICHEL (YOU ARE IN MY CLASS I GUESS! AT LEAST YOU ARE RIGHT WHEN TALKING ABOUT THE GIRL WITH THE MOST BEAUTIFUL (ALMOND-) EYES... SONJA RISTIC RULES!!!) ---  MIRELLA, NADINE AND BETTINA (STOP TELLING BULLSHIT ABOUT SONJA R., CATHERINE AND MIRJAM! - I DONT THINK THAT IT IS RIGHT TO JUDGE PERSONS WITHOUT KNOWING THEM!!! - BETTER HAVE A LOOK AT YOURSELF INSTEAD OF TELLING BULLSHIT ABOUT OTHERS YOU EVEN DONT KNOW!) ---     MIMI (I AM REALLY REALLY REALLY CRAZY FOR YOU! I LIKE TETRIS TOO! NICE THAT I SAW YOU THIS AFTERNOON... YOU ARE SOOOOOOOOOO NICE, BEAUTIFUL... WORDS AREN'T ENOUGHT TO DESCRIBE YOU... SO... SEE YA!) --- CATHERINE (SO WHAT WILL HAPPEN IN THE FUTURE WITH US? ONLY TIME WILL TELL... SEE YOU SOON!) --- SONJA R. (WHERE IS THE PHOTO???) --- NICOLE H. (NOW YOU ARE LIVING ONLY 100M FROM MY HOUSE... REMEMBER WHEN YOU WERE IN MY CLASS!) --- MANUELA (SO YOU REALLY THOUGHT THAT I WANT TO HAVE SOMETHING FROM YOU? BAAAAEEEHHHH... GIVE IT UP! I REALLY    D O N ' T    WANT TO BE YOUR BOYFRIEND!) ----------------   END OF PERSONAL MESSAGES... COMING UP... SOMETHING TO THINK ABOUT! I HEREBY WANT TO WRITE DOWN WHY THERE ISNT A BIG MOTIVATION TO DO ANYTHING ON THE AMIGA. JUST HAVE A LOOK AT THE DEMOS THAT WERE PUBLISHED IN THE LAST FEW MONTHS. VECTORS, STARS, SCROLLIES, GRAPHICS LOOKING LIKE ALL OTHERS. MOST PEOPLE THINK THAT IT'S A BLATANT IMPOSSIBILITY TO RELEASE SOMETHING INDUVIDUAL, BUT I THINK THEY JUST DON'T SUMMON UP COURAGE TO RELEASE A NON-STANDARD PROGRAM. WHAT I REALLY CANT UNDERSTAND, ARE THE PEOPLE ENJOYING THESE DEMOS. AND THERE ISNT THE FAINTEST INDICATION THAT ANYTHING WILL CHANGE IN THE FUTURE... THE DEMO-SCENE REACHED THE HIGHEST POINT OF BOREDOM! I HATE IT! THIS WAS IT ABOUT DEMOS NOW TO THE OTHER PARTS OF THE SCENE, THAT ARE TOTALLY USELESS (OR AT LEAST FOR ME!). WHEN TALKING ABOUT THE AMIGA SCENE MOST PEOPLE THINK AT THE MODEM-SCENE. THE MODEM-SCENE IS SOMETHING I REALLY CANT UNDERSTAND. PEOPLE TRY TO BECOME FAMOUS BY UP- AND DOWNLOADING THE WHOLE DAY WITHOUT HAVING A LOOK AT THE PROGRAMS THEY ARE DEALING WITH. I AM REALLY SORRY FOR THE PEOPLE DOING THIS. THIS IS WHAT I CALL SOCIAL OUTCASTS. BUT WHAT REALLY DOESNT MAKE ANY SENSE FOR ME IS THAT MODEM-TRADERS ARE PROUD OF DOING THIS HOPELESSLY STUPID WORK! NEXT POINT... FRIENDSHIP. ALL PEOPLE ARE TALKING ABOUT FRIENDSHIP. AND PSEUDO-ORGANISATIONS TRY (TRIED) TO ORGANISE FRIENDSHIP. I STILL DIDN'T UNDERSTAND WHY PEOPLE HAVE (HAD) TO BE IN ORGANISATIONS TO BE FRIENDS. (!!!) LET US CONTINUE WITH THE CATCHWORD -BUSINESS-. YET ANOTHER NEGATIVE POINT OF THIS SCENE. PEOPLE WANT TO BE FAST, SERIOUS, THE BEST AND SO ON. I JUST WANT(ED) TO HAVE A NICE TIME, NOTHING LIKE BUSINESS OR ANYTHING EQUAL. THE COMPUTER ISNT MY LIFE! IT'S JUST A PART OF IT WHERE I WANT TO HAVE FUN - NOTHING MORE. YOU MIGHT SAY, I'M WRITING BULLSHIT WITHOUT HAVING DONE SOMETHING BY MY OWN. WELL YOU ARE WRONG! HAVE A LOOK AT MY -REVENGE OF PACMAN- DEMO AND YOU WILL SEE WHAT DEMOS I WOULD PREFER! THIS DOESNT MEAN THAT MY DEMO IS SUPERB, BUT AT LEAST IT IS A TRY TO MAKE SOMETHING DIFFERENT AND INDUVIDUAL. JUST HAVE A LOOK AT THE OLD MAHONEY AND KAKTUS (HI!) DEMOS, THEY ARE REALLY GREAT... BUT NOWADAYS PEOPLE SEEM ONLY INTERESTED TO PUBLISH AS LARGE DEMOS AS POSSIBLE WITH IDEAS AND ROUTINES I HAVE SEEN ALREADY 1927498324713 TIMES... STOP IT!                                    ... BUT I NEARLY ONLY GOT NEGATIVEE REACTIONS TO -REVENGE OF PACMAN- AND THIS SHOWS ME THAT PEOPLE STILL ONLY WANT TO SEE ISSUE 129347932198324398 OF CEBIT DEMO. OK, CONTINUE YOUR BORING SCENE, BUT -WITHOUT- ME! WITH MY POINT MADE I WILL FINISH THIS TEXT AND GIVE YOU THE POSSIBILITY TO CHANGE SOMETHING! DONT HESITATE TO HATE ME BECAUSE OF WRITING THIS... I DONT GIVE A FUCK ANYWAY!!!                                     STILL READING? I GUESS SO, ELSE YOU WOULD NOT READ THIS?!?!?! YEAH! I STILL HAVE VACATIONS... BUT IN 5 DAYS SCHOOL WILL START AGAIN... POSITIVE AND NEGATIVE... NEGATIVE ARE CERTAINLY SCHOOL LESSONS BUT WHAT I REALLY LIKE ARE THE PEOPLE I KNOW AT SCHOOL --- ALWAYS GREAT FUN!!! AND OF COURSE MIRJAM, CATHERINE AND SONJA ARE AT MY SCHOOL TOO... THIS MEANS THE THREE MOST AMAZING, MINDBLASING, BEAUTIFUL GIRLS ON EARTH!!! BELIEVE IT OR NOT...  NOW FOR SOME COMPUTER CRAP...  SOME DAYS AGO MY BROTHER GOT HIS 80386 AND SO I AM SITTING ON HIS MACHINE SOMETIMES... I HAD A LOOK AT THE 386 ASSEMBLY COMMANDS AND SOME OF THEM ARE REALLY STRONG! PERHAPS I WILL TRANSLATE MY FILLED VECTOR ROUTINE TO THE 386 JUST TO TEST THE SPEED DIFFERENCES... BUT I GUESS THE ROUTINE WILL BE FASTER ON THE 386 BECAUSE OF SOME USEFUL COMMANDS EVEN IF THE PC HAS NO BLITTER. THIS MEANS YOU HAVE TO DRAW LINE AND TO FILL WITH THE PROCESSOR... BUT THIS IS NOT TOO DIFFICULT... SO NOW I CAN PROGRAM IN THE FOLLOWING LANGUAGES... 68000-ASSEMBLER, BASIC, PASCAL, CLIPPER AND A BIT 80386-ASSEMBLER...  ENOUGH TECH-TALK... I WILL CONTINUE THIS TEXT TOMORROW...     TODAY IT IS TOMORROW AND I JUST CAME BACK FROM THE TOWN... WELL YESTERDAY WAS AGAIN A LITTLE BRS MEETING AT CHESTERS HOME. (HIS PARENTS ARE IN VACATIONS!)... CHESTER, OLI AND OF COURSE ORLANDO (IF YOU DIDN'T REALIZE... THAT'S ME!)...         WE HAD A LOOK AT SOME NEW DEMOS AND THEN DECIDED TO START YET ANOTHER FOOD-PARTY (LIKE SOME DAYS AGO!)...        WE BOUGHT TONS OF CHIPS AND THOUSANDS OF LITRES TO DRINK (EHHHHMMM!!!) AND OF COURSE SOME ICE-CREAM... --- FROM WHERE DO WE GET ALL THIS MONEY TO BUY THIS STUFF??? ---     BY THE WAY... HAVE ALREADY REALISED THAT THIS TEXT IS 28156 BYTES LONG???                       IF YOU WANT TO CONTACT ME FOR ANY REASON WRITE TO: ORLANDO BUDELACCI, BIRMANNSGASSE 34, 4055 BASLE, SWITZERLAND                                            I STILL HATE SLOW SCROLLERS!!!                                                             SO IT LOOKS LIKE THIS SCROLLTEXT IS SOON COMING TO AN END...        NOW, TURN OFF THE LIGHTS, TAKE A DEEP BREATH AND RELAX ... BRAINSTORM, DON'T STOP AT THE TOP!                                          HELLO AFRIKA! TELL ME HOW YOU DOING...