ANAL-INTRUDERS ARE BACK! AND THIS TIME WE BRING YOU A DEMO CALLED
BUBONIC PLAGUE. IF YOU STUPID CUNT DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS, THEN
DIG UP YOUR DICTIONARY... WE HATE POLISH (EXCEPT IRATA). TODAY I
HAD FUN DOING SOME STRETCHING... I MANAGED TO STICK MY OWN LEG INTO
MY ASS... TOGETHER WITH MY LEFT HAND AND A BANANA! IT'S BEEN A WHILE
SINCE DOCTOR AND COMMUNIST COOPERATION'S PREVIOUS DEMO, ALREADY TWO
DAYS. NEXT ONE WILL BE RELEASED TOMORROW, BUT AFTER THAT WE REST.
YOU HAVE TO WAIT FOR SIX FULL DAYS BEFORE WE STRIKE AGAIN. AND NOW OUR
NEW SLOGAN: BLOODSUCKERS - IN SADDAM WE TRUST! SOMEBODY
OUGHT TO NUKE ISRAEL INTO WASTELAND, AND IF SADDAM DOESN'T DO IT, WHO
WILL? WELL, OF COURSE WE COULD, BUT WE MUST FIRST NUKE BALTIC AWAY.
ALL RIGHT, MASSACRE TIME, AND FIRST ONE FLIES OVER TO ... SCY -
SELL YOUR AMIGA AND BUY A TRACTOR ... MR. SPIV - SELL YOUR AMIGA
AND BUY A SHOTGUN ... REWARD - HOPE YOUR ANALSEX-PARTY WILL SUCCEED
... HOFFO - WHY DON'T YOU GREET US ... ZEBRA - LET'S SWAP (DEAD
BIRDS, HARHARHAR) ... MIC DAIR - AND STILL COMPLEX SUX ...
SLAYER - SELL US YOUR LITTLE SISTER ... MONSTER - NEXT TIME WE MEET,
YOU'LL HAVE ONE LEG LESS ... ZADOS - HAVE YOU BECOME A HETERO, YOU
TRAITOR ... TRASHMAN - MAJOR MAJOR, DON'T LEAVE US ... END OF MESSAGES
FOR A WHILE... THE SIAMESE TWINS, COMMUNIST AND DOCTOR, WILL PUBLISH
A TOILET PAPER MAG CALLED SPERMA NJYYS. IT WILL BE IN FINNISH, SO
DISGUSTING FOREIGNERS DON'T BOTHER. BUT FINNISH DUDES, GRAB YOUR COPY
FROM LOCAL R-KIOSKI. THE OFFICIAL BLOODSUCKERS IN AND OUT LIST GOES LIKE
THIS: THIS MONTH IN ARE: ONE LEGGED IMPOTENT WATER CLOSETS - LESS THAN
THREE YEAR OLD BOY-BABIES - HOFFO - REVA - SADDAM - STUPID DEMO NAMES -
SEX WITH ANAL-INTRUDER - DOCTOR AND COMMUNIST ...
THIS MONTH OUT ARE: SENDING DEAD BIRDS - SCY - IRATA - PLASMAS AND
VECTORS - ISRAEL (WILL BE NUKED AWAY) - NAZIS - SCY - SHITLOVING ...
HOPE YOU HAVE SEEN DEAD PENIS? NOT THE ONE IN YOUR PANTS YOU MORON,
BUT THE DEMO BY US? BECAUSE SOMETIME IN THE NEAR FUTURE (AFTER ISRAEL
NO LONGER EXISTS) WE ARE GOING TO RELEASE A SEQUEL FOR IT. IT WILL BE
CALLED THE RETURN OF THE DEAD PENIS - IT'S YELLOW AND IT STINKS. YESTERDAY
WE WROTE A LETTER TO SADDAM AND VOLUNTEERED TO JOIN HIS ARMY. SADDAM-BOY
IS A GOOD FRIEND OF OURS. A COUPLE OF YEARS AGO, WHEN WE ALL STILL WERE
ACTIVE IN C64-SCENE, WE WERE IN THE SAME GROUP CALLED SADDAM'S ANGELS.
BUT WE WERE FORCED TO SPLIT, BECAUSE SADDAM COULDN'T SWAP SO MUCH ANYMORE.
ALL RIGHT, THE END OF THE WORLD IS NEAR. FOAM IS COMING OUT OF MY PENIS.
I BETTER CUT IT OFF! ALLAH IN AQUARIUM, WRAP...
WOULD YOU LIKE TO HAVE YOUR BRAINS MELTED? ALL RIGHT, HERE
GOES... CODEROBOT WAS AGAIN THE ALLMIGHTY MEGA-DOCTOR. AND
THE TUNEROBOT WAS AGAIN THE ALLMIGHTY MEGA-DARK LIGHT, MY FAVOURITE
MUSIC-SUPPLIER. ARTROBOTS WERE THE ALLMIGHTY MEGA-COMMUNIST,
MY FAVOURITE MUNA-SUPPLIER. AND OF COURSE THE ALLMIGHTY MEGA-REVA, MY
FAVOURITE COPPER-BAR SUPPLIER. ACTUALLY THE BARS WERE RIPPED
FROM THE PIECE OF SHIT CALLED SEVEN SINS (STUPID NAME IMHO)...
OTHER GRAPHICS HAVE BEEN RIPPED AND WE DON'T WANT TO MENTION THEM.
BUT THIS MUST BE SAID: THE RIPPING WAS DONE BY DOCTOR! I JUST FELT
MY BRAINS DIE SO LET'S LOOK AT OUR MEMBERLIST: AC SYSOP - BASSBOMB -
COMMUNIST - DC SYSOP - DOCTOR - HIGHLANDER - HOFFO - NUT CRACKER -
PIRAT - SCYYKKELI - SIENCE - TMB - TRASHMAN - WICKED ... SEEMS
LIKE WE'VE GOTTEN ONE MEMBER MORE SINCE OUR PREVIOUS DEMO... SICK...
I JUST FELT MY PENIS DIE, SO LET'S WRITE DOWN OUR CONTACT ADDRESS:
SUCKERS HQ - PL 12 - 70501 KUOPIO - FUUNLAND ... HOPE YOU ARE A
FAST WRITER... HARHARHAR... I JUST FELT MY ASS FALL OFF, SO LET'S
GIVE YOU OUR BOARD NUMBERS... GRAB A PEN, HERE THEY COME...
THUNDERSTRUCK 358 71 345 294 --- SOMEWHERE IN TIME 46 410 144 07
--- AMIGA EXCHANGE 201 797 8309 --- POWERSURGE 512 662 7669 ...
SOMEBODY JUST CHOPPED MY HEAD OFF, SO LET'S SEND SOME GREETINGS...
THE NAMES HAVE BEEN REMOVED TO PROTECT THE INNOCENT, BUT IF YOU ARE
PERVERT ENOUGH, YOU MIGHT GET A MESSAGE IN THE UPPER SCROLL! IF YOU
DON'T GET A MESSAGE, THEN WHY NOT SEND A DEAD SHEEP IN OUR CONTACT
ADDRESS, AND WE'LL REMEMBER YOU! AND YOU WON'T HAVE MANY DAYS LEFT
OF YOUR LIFE. ALL RIGHT, NOW WE WRAP... YOUR HEAD IN TOILET PAPER...
JUST KIDDING, THE SCROLLER YOU STUPID FUCK...