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/// INTRO SCROLLER /// HELLO, AND WELCOME, WILKOMMEN, BIENVENUE, IF YOU WILL, TO "TIME AND EMOTION",
BY AXIS. PLEASE, IT'S TOO LATE TO TURN BACK NOW. REMEMBER, THE FUTURE IS
DIGITAL, THIS DISC IS DIGITAL, THIS DISC IS THE FUTURE, SO THE FUTURE IS THIS
DISC. PERHAPS WE SHOULD CREDIT THE FUTURE, THEN. "TIME AND EMOTION" WAS
PRODUCED BY THE FOLLOWING WONDERFUL HUMANOIDS: CODE - NIK ,
GRAPHICS - LOWLIFE , ALL MUSIC - HOLLYWOOD. RELEASED IN 1995, AN AXIS
PRODUCTION FOREVERMORE. WE LOVE YOU, BECAUSE WE CARE. OR ALTERNATIVELY, WE'RE
JUST BEING SARCASTIC.
.....AS SOMEONE JUST SAID, "LEAVE YOUR LOBES AJAR", AND YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO
HEAR THE MUSIC THAT THIS DISC IS ALL ABOUT. SOME OF IT IS 3 YEARS OLD, EVEN.
BUT STILL WORTH RELEASING, I HOPE. YEP, THIS IS HOLLYWOOD ON THE KEYS, AND
SINCE THIS IS THE GENERAL SCROLLER, I'LL LEAVE THE STRANGE THOUGHTS (HELLO
VIRGILL! NICE DADA-SCROLLTEXT IN VIKTORIA!) FOR MY OWN SCROLLTEXT. JUST TIME
TO TELL YOU A LITTLE ABOUT GENERAL THINGS... FOR EXAMPLE, THAT SCROLLTEXTS
ARE SELECTABLE VIA THE F-KEYS, AND THEY LINE UP LIKE THIS: F1 FOR THIS
MAIN INSTRUCTION/CREDITS/AXIS INFO SCROLLTEXT, F2 FOR BRIEF SONGINFO,
F3 FOR HOLLYWOOD'S SCROLLTEXT, F4 FOR LOWLIFE'S, F5 FOR NIK'S, F6 FOR SUBI'S.
TRY F7 FOR A...
SURPRISE. CLICK ON THE POWER SOCKET TO LEAVE THIS HORRIBLE PLACE. :) THE
ARROW KEYS WILL SPEED UP/SLOW DOWN/STOP THE SCROLLTEXT, WHICH WE THINK IS
PRETTY DAMN HELPFUL. AREN'T WE NICE? EVERYTHING ELSE WOULD APPEAR TO BE
PRETTY SELF-EXPLANATORY, UNLESS YOU'RE MR.MAGOO OR SOMEONE..
I'D JUST LIKE TO SAY, AXIS DON'T NEED ANY SELF-PUBLICITY... WE SUXX AND WE
KNOW IT. :) BUT MAKE SURE YOU'RE FAMILIAR WITH OUR OTHER PRODUCTIONS -
BIG TIME SENSUALITY, CHIP.. AND THE FORTHCOMING ONES, WHATEVER THE HELL THEY
MIGHT BE. :) IT'S ALWAYS NICE TO GET RECOGNITION FOR SUCKING, THO. GOD KNOWS
WE'VE BEEN DOING IT LONG ENOUGH. H0L OVER AND OUT, PRESS ANOTHER FUNCTION KEY,
YOU DAMN FOOL..... YOU WOULDN'T LET IT LIE, WOULD YOU? YOU WOULDN'T LET IT
LIE. YOU WOULDN'T. YOU WOULDN'T. YOU WOULDN'T LET IT LIE........
/// SONG INFO ///
SPILT MILK -199K UNCRUNCHED-
THANKS TO THE ORB. AND NUTCASE/BLC.
(FOR SAMPLES) MADE IN 1993.
VOYAGER -261K UNCRUNCHED-
MADE THROUGHOUT 1994.
LIKE ELFMAN SOUNDTRACKING NET.
ESKIMO LOGIC -62K UNCRUNCHED-
STRANGE, ALIEN MINDSCAPES..
INTELLIGENT ELECTRONICA??
COMPOSED XMAS 1994.
REAL LIFE -89K UNCRUNCHED-
PANPIPES CAN ONLY SLUR HERE.
ORIGINALLY FOR VICIOUS MEGAZIN 3.
COMPOSED IN 1993.
REJUVENATION-JAZZ -124K UNCRUNCHED-
CROWD COURTESY OF MADSTOCK.
COMPOSED IN 93/4.
TITANIUM LEAF-PRINTS -161K UNCRUNCHED-
ORIGINALLY FOR ROM ISSUE 4.
SIX AND A HALF MINUTES OF AMBIENCE.
COMPOSED MAY 1995.
ETHER SYMPHONY -141K UNCRUNCHED-
STARTED IN 1993, FINISHED IN 1995.
THE END IS BETTER THAN THE START?
ACOUSTIC 1790-1990 -86K UNCRUNCHED-
MOZART PASTICHE,MY OWN COMPOSITION.
AS IS THE REST. HORNSBY-ESQUE????
COMPOSED IN 1993.
STRANGE BONUSTRACK -PLUTO VII-
NAVIGATOR'S HALF-BROTHER.
/// HOLLYWOOD'S TEXT ///
HMM.. WELCOME TO HOL'S VERY OWN SCROLLER... WELL, I REALLY HOPE YOU FREAKS
OUT THERE LIKE THIS MUSIC-DISC, SINCE I'VE BEEN MEANING TO RELEASE ONE FOR
A VERY, VERY, VERY LONG TIME.. (APART FROM "SONIC ATTACK", THE LAST MUSIC
DISC RELEASED WITH MY TUNES ON IT WAS LUNATICS "INFINITE DREAMS", BACK IN
1992..!) STILL, IT LOOKS LIKE THIS ONE IS OUT NOW. PHEWWW. :) GOSH, WHAT
SHOULD I TALK ABOUT? I WONDER WHO IS READING THIS SCROLLTEXT, WHERE, WHEN,
UNDER WHAT CIRCUMSTANCES.... IT JUST BLOWS ME AWAY HOW THE SCENE UNITES
THE WORLD, SOMETIMES. IT'S SUCH A DIFFICULT CONCEPT TO GRASP...
HMM, I WONDER IF I'M PLAYING MY MUSIC TOO LOUD. THERE'S SOME PEOPLE MOVED
IN NEXT DOOR, AND I THINK THEIR BEDROOM MIGHT BE DIRECTLY THE OTHER SIDE
OF THE WALL. I'M PLAYING CRACKER (AMERICAN SEMI-GEEK-ROCK) QUITE LOUD
AT 11.30 A.M. ON A SUNDAY? THINK THEY'LL MIND? OH WELL. WE MUST REALLY
CONFUSE THEM, SINCE THE CHOICE OF MUSIC WE PUT ON MY HOUSEMATE'S STEREO
IS PRETTY DIVERSE. LIKE, THERAPY?, FOLLOWED BY DAME EDNA EVERAGE'S
PARTY FAVOURITES (INCLUDING "NEIGHBOURS", COMPLETE WITH STRANGE FARMYARD
NOISES..), FOLLOWED BY SOME WEIRD AMBIENT, FOLLOWED BY SOME 70S FUNK...
..I THINK THEY PROBABLY THINK WE'RE TWISTED. AND WE HAVE BEEN KNOWN TO
PLAY "BACK HOME" (THE ENGLAND 1970 WORLD CUP SONG), AS COVERED BY
ED 'STEWPOT' STEWART AND JUNIOR CHOICE FROM "CRACKERJACK", VERY VERY
LOUD LATE AT NIGHT. BACK HOOOOOME, AS ED MEMORABLY WAILS IN A SCOTTISH
TONE. :) STILL, WE TEND TO TURN DOWN THE RAINBOW CHOIR WITH "RYAN GIGGS,
WE LOVE YOU." :) :) AND WHAT A CLASSIC SONG THAT IS. EEP. THEY PLAY
"CANTALOUPE ISLAND" BY US3 QUITE LOUD QUITE A LOT, OR USED TO, THOUGH.
THAT'S THE TUNE THEY USE IN THE KENTUCKY FRIED CHICKEN ADVERTS, AT LEAST
IN THE UK, BY THE WAY. HOW INTERESTING. NOOOOOOOOOOT. HMM, I WAS GOING
TO PLAY ULTIMATE (THE SPORT BASED ON FRISBEE) TODAY AGAIN, BUT I PLAYED
YESTERDAY, AND IT WAS TWO ON TWO, WHICH IS DAMN TIRING, ESPECIALLY WITH A
PRETTY BIG PITCH, SO I MIGHT JUST CHILL OUT AND BE LAZY. IT IS SUNDAY,
AFTER ALL. FOR THOSE WHO DON'T KNOW, ULTIMATE IS A TEAM GAME WHERE YOU
HAVE TO THROW THE FRISBEE TO MEMBERS OF YOUR OWN TEAM AND SCORE POINTS
BY GETTING TO THE OTHER TEAM'S ENDZONE AND CATCHING THE DISC THERE. IT'S
A VERY HIPPY-TYPE SPORT, HEHE, SINCE THERE'S NO REFEREE AND IT'S MIXED
TEAMS, SHOULD YOU SO DESIRE. YOU CAN TELL IT WAS INVENTED BY DOPED-UP
AMERICANS, HEHEHE ;) HUMM, I HAD SUCH A WEIRD DREAM LAST NIGHT. AND NO,
I'M NOT TELLING YOU WHAT IT WAS. AND IF ANYONE ASKS ME AT A LATER DATE,
NO DOUBT I WILL HAVE FORGOTTEN, SO THERE... ..WAS THERE ANYTHING ELSE
I WANTED TO SAY AT THIS PARTICULAR MOMENT IN TIME? WELL, THE SCENE
WILL NEVER DIE. OBVIOUSLY. AND I'D JUST LIKE TO SALUTE SOME OF THE GROUPS
WHO MAKE THE SCENE SPECIAL TO ME: MELON, MOVEMENT, BANAL, STELLAR, SONIK,
AND ALL THE OTHERS WITH TRUE STYLE.. ANDROMEDA, VIRTUAL DREAMS, COMPLEX,
AND EVERYONE ELSE WHO MAKE THE SCENE A BETTER PLACE TO INHABIT. AND IF
ANYONE WANTS TO SET UP A DELOREAN/COMPLEX FAN CLUB, THEN I'M THERE..
..AND, UHH, I SEEM TO BE HAVING A CONVERSATION ABOUT MR.MEN WITH MY
FRIEND AT THE MOMENT. THEY WERE INVENTED WHEN ROGER HARGREAVES VISITED
A MENTAL HOSPITAL AND NEEDED CONVENIENT NAMES FOR ALL THE PATIENTS, TO
EMPHASISE THEIR MAIN CHARACTERISTICS. OR IS THAT COMPLETELY FALSE?
AND MR.HAPPY MET MR.SAD AND THEY CHANGED PLACES, AND THERE WAS MR.JELLY
AND MR.GREEDY, WHO WAS PARTICULARLY GOOD. MR. UPPITY, I AGREE WITH HIM,
WAS AMAZING. HE HAD A RIDICULOUSLY GOOD EXPRESSION ON HIS FACE ALL THE
TIME, AND HE WENT THROUGH A DOOR TO AN ALTERNATE REALITY AND MET THE
GOBLIN. WE THINK. ISN'T THAT SCARY AND SURREAL? HOW DID ROGER GET AWAY
WITH THIS???? IT'S ALMOST AS BAD AS THE MAGIC ROUNDABOUT. WE'VE DECIDED
THE LITTLE MISS CHARACTERS WERE AWFUL, THO. POLITICAL CORRECTNESS DIDN'T
REALLY WORK, IN THIS CASE.. HEHE.............
ACK, DOESN'T EVERYONE LOVE PERSONAL GREETINGS? I KNOW I DO, BECAUSE IT
GIVES ME A CHANCE TO ACCIDENTALLY MISS SOMEONE OUT AND ANNOY THEM. STILL,
I CAN STILL HAVE FUN PRETENDING TO MISS PEOPLE OUT AND THEN GREETING THEM
RIGHT AT THE END. COOL. :) REMEMBER, ARROW KEYS TO SPEED UP, IF YOU DETEST
GREETS..... SPECIAL ENGRAVED GREET-TYPE LETTERS GO OUT TO ALL MEMBERS OF
AXIS (LOWLIFE, NIK, ANTHONY, SUBI, RODNEY, CLARY, ISO, STEROID, LIBERATOR,
MAYBE EVEN DARK, IF HE'S ALIVE OUT THERE...), EVERYONE IN VALHALLA-PC
(ESPECIALLY SANDMAN AND BIGJIM..), STELIOS, TWILIGHT, NEMESIS1, GROO,
DESTOP, MICHAEL/ANATHEMA, DEVOE, GOLDENEYE (THX FOR ALL THE HELP!),
VENTION, JASON, BLAZER, KUBE, WAYNE 'BUTTHEAD' MENDOZA, JOBBO, THP,
DREAMFISH, DARK (DA ENGLISH ONE!), AQUAFRESH, SPIN, DASCON, MARK KNIGHT,
SHORTY, LIZARD, SCAVY, INTRUDER, JACK/MIRAGE, ASTRO, SUPERNAO, AND FACET
(MY FAVOURITE DAMNAMSTER-IANS EVER!), HARALAMPIE, CHROMAG, CHORUS (MAN
UTD. SUCK!), REWARD, JUGI SENSIBLE, DOH, JAY-UNO, HUNZ, RICH,
MASE+POSDNUOS, NUTCASE (YAAY!), SCHMOOV(Y), RED DEVIL (COMEDY ACCENT
REWARD!), SKULL, MOP, SUBJECT, STROOBOO (HMM! MINTY!), DIZZY+UKU,
ANDY/BANAL, CESIUM, JUICE, TACTICA, MOBY, MELLOW-D, BASEHEAD, SKAVEN,
K8TO, AMUSIC, FROSS, MERCURE, FLOSS, SASCHA, PARAGON, DARKSIDE, EVERYONE
ON #AMIGASCNE AND #TRAX ON IRC.... A SPECIAL 'AS IF YOU'LL EVER READ
THIS' SECTION GOES OUT TO... PATRICK LINDSEY (EX.BASS/TSL), COLIN
(B-REAL/EX.DELIRIUM), SIMON (EX.TALISMAN OF DESIRE), JEROEN (EX.ESWAT OF
JETSET), WOODY (EX.WOODY/PARADOX), PARADROID/ EX.AXIS (HELLOOO? ;) ), THE
TJER/SECKIE JETSETTEDUP CREATURE, GIZ/EX.DESIRE (APOGEE-D UP ORGANISM!),
AND ALL THE OTHER PEOPLE I'D STILL LIKE TO KNOW, OR STILL DO POST-SCENE
AND REGRET IT. :) OH WELL, MAYBE IT'S TIME FOR ME TO TELL YOU AN
INTERESTING STORY OF WHAT HAPPENED TO ME A COUPLE OF WEEKS AGO. I WAS
COMING BACK HOME, VERY EARLY ON A SATURDAY MORNING (ABOUT 3 A.M.), AND I
WAS JUST WALKING DOWN THE ROAD BACK TO MY UNI HOUSE WHEN I HEARD A BIG
BANG, FROM A ROAD JUST OFF THE MAIN ROAD. SO I WENT TO INVESTIGATE, AND
FOUND THAT SOMEONE'S GARAGE HAD, ER, EXPLODED. IT SEEMS THEIR CAR HAD
BLOWN UP, AND THEIR GARAGE WAS ON FIRE. SINCE IT WAS ACTUALLY AT THE
FRONT OF THEIR HOUSE, AND CONNECTED TO THE HOUSE AND EVERYTHING, IT COULD
HAVE BEEN QUITE SERIOUS, SINCE IT COULD HAVE SPREAD TO THE HOUSE. ANYHOW,
NOBODY WAS AWAKE, SO I STARTED BANGING ON THE WINDOWS OF THEIR HOUSE AND
THE HOUSE NEXT-DOOR. THEIR NEIGHBOURS WOKE UP AND PHONED THE FIRE
BRIGADE, BUT THE PEOPLE WHOSE HOUSE IT WAS WERE BEING SLOW TO WAKE UP, AND
THEIR DOORBELL DIDN'T SEEM TO BE WORKING PROPERLY. I WAS LEANING ACROSS
THE FENCE FROM NEXT-DOOR, BANGING ON THE WINDOW BY THEIR FRONT DOOR, SINCE
I DIDN'T WANT TO WALK ROUND TO THEIR FRONT DOOR PAST THE ON-FIRE GARAGE,
AND THEN I BANGED A LITTLE BIT TOO HARD, AND PUT MY HAND THROUGH THEIR
WINDOW. OOPS. I CUT MY WRIST AND HAND ON THE GLASS, BUT FORTUNATELY IT
DIDN'T NEED ANY STITCHES, AND BY THIS TIME THEY WERE AWAKE AND GOT OUT OF
THE HOUSE. HEHE, I WAS RATHER EMBARRASSED THAT I'D BROKEN THEIR WINDOW,
BUT THEY SAID THEY WOULD HAVE PREFERRED TO BE WOKEN UP. AND THE FIRE
BRIGADE ARRIVED AND PUT OUT THE FIRE. YAAY. SO IT WAS A HAPPY ENDING,
KINDA, I SUPPOSE. WELL, WASN'T THAT INTERESTING, KIDZ? I THOUGHT SO.
ACK, I JUST REALISED I HATE WRITING SCROLLTEXTS, BUT THEN I ALWAYS
COMPLAIN AT MUSIC-DISCS WHICH HAVEN'T GOT DECENT SCROLLTEXTS, SINCE IT'S
ALWAYS GREAT TO HAVE SOMETHING (UN)INTERESTING TO READ WHILST YOU'RE
LISTENING TO MUSIC. ..SOME FREE ASSOCIATION IS NEEDED, I THINK. I WONDER
IF THIS MAKES INTERESTING READING....? .....RHUBARB, MINTY MUSSELS,
TECHNO COCKLES, TROUSERS, WALLACE IVORY TEETH GLEAMING WITH MENTADENT
(TM), OR POSSIBLY COLGATE, COW AND GATE, ALL TM, TM RM PRODUCTIONS, UNCLE
PETER, BLUE PETER, GOLDIE, METALHEADS, BANGING JUNGLE/SOUL, JANGING BUNGLE
AND ZIPPY, TRIPPY HIPPIES, INTELLIGENSIA SAY NO TO LARGE TWEEZERS, WEEZER
IN HAPPY DAYS VIDEO SHOCK, ELECTRICS WIRED WRONG, HENDRIX SINGS STAR
BANGLED SPANNER A-CAPPELLA, WITHOUT WORDS, ONLY SOUNDS, QUESTIONING
RIDDLER, SANITY ROOTS 2, CND SIGNED, YOURS FAITHFULLY, INTENSELY,
INTERROGATIVELY, LIKE SMALL BROWN SAMPLERS WAILING SLIGHTLY OUT OF TUNE IN
A TWILIGHT SUBURBAN PARK, PERHAPS WITHOUT PENTOPS, I CAN'T SAY, WHO WOULD
OVER-RULE ME WHEN I SPEAK WITH SUCH COJONES, AS BONO ONCE SAID, I BELIEVE,
I THINK, I INFER, THEREFORE I DO. I DO. STARS IN THEIR EYES, SUPERIOR
IMPRESSIONISTS, SITTING MUTELY IN FRONT OF BRIAN CONLEY, BEGGING TO TURN
OVER. GIVE THE IMPRESSION OF BEING HAPPY, GIVE AN IMPRESSION OF BEING
SAD, GIVE AN IMPRESSION. DAMN, DAMBUSTED, FLUSTERED, TOASTED, SLOWLY WITH
STRAWBERRY JAMS, JAMMED, DAMN, WELLER-ED UP TEARS OF HAPPINESS, BELOVED,
TROVE, SLOTH OF ONE HAPPY WITH HIS PLAICE, COD INNOCENCE, GOES A LONG WAY.
FURTHER TO TIPPERARY, SAY EXPERTS. SCIENTIFIC JUDGEMENTS BASED ON SONG
LYRICS ARE VALID, SAYS STEPHEN HAWKING. HOW DEEP IS YOUR LOVE? BEE-GEES
USED TO CONDUCT AUTHORATITIVE STUDY. MICHAEL BOLTON USED AS TOILET
CLEANSER. IT ISN'T INTERESTING 4 YOU, NOR 3 ME, OR INDEED 2 SEE, 1
THINKS. WAVES OVER BOLTON. BABES OVER WOLVERHAMPTION. OR NEARBY.
BUDLEIA BLOOMS ARCANELY, WITH A MYSTIQUE THAT BELIES ITS METALLIC
SHININESS. A ROLLERCOASTER RIDE THROUGH YOUR MIND. WHO WANTS TO SEE THE
INSIDE OF YOUR CRANE? IT FLAPS, RIDICULOUSLY, GIVING OFF POWERFUL SEISMIC
WAVES, UNTIL SEVERAL SMALL TREMORS OCCUR IN YOUR NECK, SHORTENING IT
IRREPAIRABLY. UNLUCKY, THE SURVEY SAYS NEE-NAW.......... ...HMM,
INTERESTING. SPOCK WITH A BEARD? HEHE, THAT'S THE TITLE OF A MO WAX
ACID-JAZZ WORKOUT I JUST GOT. WHAT AN EXCELLENT TITLE. :) HEY, I'VE
STOPPED SAYING SILLY THINGS NOW, YOU CAN COME DOWN OFF THE CEILING. OR
ELSE I'LL SHOO YOU WITH THAT BROOM. WELL, I GUESS THAT'S ABOUT ALL FOR
NOW. I MAY ADD SOMETHING FURTHER LATER, OR MAYBE NOT... DEPENDS HOW LAZY
I AM. OH DEAR. ;) HAVE FUN WITH YOUR LIFE, OK? HOL IS OUTTA HERE...
/// LOWLIFE'S TEXT /// LOWLIFE HITTING THE KEYS. WELL, JUST SOME QUICK WORDS. I GREET THE
FOLLOWING PEOPLE : AIRWALK OF POLKA BROTHERS - ABRASAX OF QUARTEX - NAO,
FACET OF VIRTUAL DREAMS - KAYO - WHALE, THE RAVER, THE FOX II, ELLIOT,
TYCOON OF REALITY - SLEDGE, BAMBAM, MCA OF ELITE - FLETCHER - DOPE OF
SPACEBALLS - ASTRO OF CNCD MOUNT OF POLKA BROTHERS - THE AQUARIUMFISH
SUPERNEONTETRA OF LEMON. - TOF OF DRIFTERS - LIZARDKING OF RAZOR 1911 -
D-LUXE THE ELASTIC - NAM & ALEX OF MELON THE REALITY CREW - THE RAVER OF
EFFECT - ASTRO AND FACET OF LEMON. SORRY FOR THOSE I FORGOT TO MENTION,
YOU WILL PROBABLY BE IN OUR SIH'95 PARTY COMPETITION DEMO. HERE'S AXIS
BODYCOUNT (IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER) : ANTHONY - CLARY- HOLLYWOOD - ISO -
LOWLIFE - NIK - RODNEY - STEROID - SUBI. WE'RE STILL LOOKING FOR SKILLED
PROGRAMMERS AND GRAPHICS ARTISTS. IF YOU THINK YOUR QUALIFIED ENOUGH FOR
AXIS, YOU CAN CONTACT US FOR JOINING AT THE FOLLOWING ADRESSES OR EMAIL
ACCOUNTS. EMAIL ADRESS : SIMON CARLESS - S.M.CARLESS@DUR.AC.UK /
PROGRAMMERS : WRITE TO - ANTHONY, EERSTE DONK 101 , 5233 HK, DEN BOSCH,
THE NETHERLANDS / GRAPHIC ARTISTS : WRITE TO - LOWLIFE, SNEPPENDIJK 31,
6026 AA, MAARHEEZE, THE NETHERLANDS. PLEASE SEND A PORTFOLIO OF YOUR
WORK. WE CERTAINLY WILL REPLY ON ALL MAIL AND EMAIL. OH YEAH, IF YOU
LOVE THE DISNEY WORD, GO TO SEE THE MOVIE POCAHONTAS. IT'S THE FOLLOW-UP
OF THE LION KING. DO WATCH THE CREDITS, HEHE. DON'T MISS IT ! LOWLIFE
SIGNING OFF. BACK TO MY ENGLISH FRIENDS, L8ER.
/// NIK'S TEXT ///
NIK HERE...
NOT MUCH TO SAY REALLY, ENJOY THE GREAT MUSIC IN THIS PRODUCTION. WHY IS
IT AGA ONLY? WELL, YOUR GUESS IS AS GOOD AS MINE. :) ACTUALLY, THE
GOURAUD-SHADE THANG WOULDN'T LOOK AS NICE WITHOUT AGA, SINCE IT'S 256
COLOURS AND ALL THAT, AS IF THAT'S A GOOD EXCUSE... EMAIL ME AT:
NJH@UKC.AC.UK GREETINGS (BLEUR) GO TO, ERR, HOLLYWOOD, SUBI, STELIOS,
GROOVY, VINH, DREAMFISH, ALL WHO'VE WRITTEN TO ME THAT I HAVEN'T REPLIED
TO (SORRY!), AND ALL THOSE I FORGOT. OH, AND LOOK OUT FOR A BUNCH OF
STUFF FROM ME SOON, THAT MEANS DEMOS + GAMES! (SEVERAL IN THE PIPELINE)
NIK SIGNING OFF. ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ.....
/// SUBI'S TEXT ///
OKAY EVERYBODY... SUBI OF AXIS ON THE KEYS. YES, NIK AND I LEFT DESIRE AND
JOINED OUR FRIEND HOLLYWOOD IN AXIS! ALL FRIENDS TOGETHER AGAIN! RIGHT,
LET ME JUST START BY GIVING AN ENORMOUS APOLOGY TO EVERYBODY I USED TO SWAP
WITH. SORRY GUYS, BUT UNIVERSITY TOOK OVER MY LIFE FOR A YEAR OR TWO AND
DIDN'T ALLOW ME ANY TIME (OR MONEY) TO SWAP. SEND ME A POSTCARD IF YOU
FORGIVE ME! ANYBODY ELSE OUT THERE WHO'S STILL GOT AN A500 (ARRGH I HEAR
HOLLYWOOD CRY) WRITE TO ME, BECAUSE I COULD DO WITH A FEW KINDRED SPIRITS.
THE ADDRESS IS SUBI OF AXIS, 4 CARBERY CLOSE, OADBY GRANGE, LEICESTER, LE2
4TA, ENGLAND. WHAT ELSE? OH YEAH, IT'S RESULTS DAY TODAY AT UNIVERSITY AND
I'VE JUST FOUND OUT THAT I GOT A 2-2. NOT BAD, WHAT I WAS EXPECTING PRETTY
MUCH. I'M DOING THE LAUNDRY AT THE MOMENT (THIS IS REALLY INTERESTING!) AND
THE SUN IS SHINING. ER... AH... BUGGERIT... SHALL I GIVE UP NOW? NEVER
WRITE SCROLLERS WHEN YOU'RE DRUNK! IT'S NOT BIG AND IT'S NOT CLEVER, AND
I'VE BEEN DRINKING SINCE 8PM YESTERDAY. IT'S THE ONLY WAY YOU CAN COPE WITH
RESULTS DAY. AH! I'VE THOUGHT OF SOMETHING I CAN WRITE ABOUT. A FEW
FRIENDS AND I HAVE DECIDED TO SET UP A RECORD LABEL, CALLED 'KATY'S PANTRY'
WHICH WE SHOULD HAVE UP AND RUNNING BEFORE THE END OF THE YEAR. LOOK OUT
FOR IT. HEY, THE SUN JUST WENT BEHIND A CLOUD. I NEED A FAG. RESPECT
GOING OUT TO ANYBODY WHO SMOKES MARLBORO LIGHTS. THE STUDENTS CIGARETTE OF
CHOICE. I'M SITTING IN THE COMPUTER CENTRE AT THE MOMENT AND YOU'RE NBOT
SUPPOSED TO SMOKE HERE, BUT NO FUCKER'S GOING TO NOTICE. I'VE JUST THOUGHT
OF SOMETHING ELSE, IF THERE ARE ANY DJS OUT THERE ON THE SCENE, THEN GET IN
CONTACT ALSO, I CAN'T BE THE ONLY ONE. IF ANYBODY WANTS A MIX TAPE, SEND ME
A BLANK. IF THE NAMES SEDUCTION, BRISK, HAM, FORCE AND THE EVOLUTION, JIMMY
J AND CRU-L-T, ETCETERA, MEAN ANYTHIGN TO YOU, OR IF YOU LIKE RECORD LABELS
SUCH AS IMPACT, KNITEFORCE, REMIX, JUST ANOTHER LABEL, HAPPY JACK, HECTIC,
ASYLUM, REZONATE... (I CAN'T REMEMBER ANY MORE AT THE MOMENT) THEN YOU KNOW
WHAT TO EXPECT! RIGHT, THE WASHING MACHINE WILL BE FINISHING NOW, SO I'D
BETTER GO. GREETS TO NIK AND HOLLY, AND I'LL SEE YOU IN MY OWN SERIES OF
MUSICDISKS, WHICH WILL BE OUT SOON, CALLED 'UPLIFT WAR'. 'THE DEVIL WANTS
TO FUCK ME IN THE BACK OF HIS CAR' (TRENT REZNOR). WRAP!
/// GUEST TEXT... /// FIRSTLY, ASTRO... HELPS US OUT. :) TIME AND EMOTION? WHAT KIND OF
DRAMATICAL TITLE IS THAT? AND I'M EVEN SUPPOSED TO WRITE A TRIBUTE TO IT
ASWELL? THE BEST THING OF IT ALL IS THAT I HAVEN'T HEARD ANY MUSIC NOR
HAVE I SEEN ANY GRAPHICS FEATURING IN THIS DRAMATICAL MUSICDISK.
DRAMATICAL? YES, IF I MUST BELIEVE THE WORKING-TITLE, I ASSUME IT MUST BE
DRAMATICAL. IT WON'T FEATURE HAPPY TIP AND MANTRONIX ELECTROPOP TUNES I
GUESS. OR IS OUR DEAR FRIEND HOLLYWOOD TRYING SO TRICK US ALL HERE?
GIVING US THIS TRULY DRAMATICAL TITLE, WHILE SECRETLY WORKING ON SOME
KICK-BUTT HAPPY CHIPTUNES. I HOPE NOT, OR HE'LL BE IN SERIOUS TROUBLE.
TIME AND EMOTION. I'M DOING MY BEST TO FORM MYSELF A PICTURE OF WHAT ON
EARTH THIS WILL LOOK LIKE EVENTUALLY. I HOPE ANTHONY ISN'T CODING IT.
*EVIL GRIN*. BUT I GUESS SIMON CARLESS WILL HAVE ONE OF HIS ENGLISH
CODER-SLAVES PUT IN HIS DARK CELLAR SO HE'S ABLE TO WHIP 'M WITH HIS NEW
INDIANA JONES (TM) LOOKALIKE WHIPPERY WIP. AM I BORING YOU? DO I CARE?
IS HOLLYWOOD TRYING HARDER? OR AM I? NO I'M DEFINATELY NOT TRYING
HARDER. I'M ONLY MAKING HISTORY IN THIS DRAMATICAL MUSICDISK. LET ME
WIPE AWAY ONE OF MY TEARS SWELLING IN MY LEFT EYE. (MY MOST SENSITIVE
ONE). SO YOU THINK I'M ONLY WRITING THIS BECAUSE I'M AFRAID I'LL LOOSE
HOLLYWOOD AS A CO-EDITOR IN RAW? DAMN, YOU SHOULD KNOW BETTER! MISTER
CARLESS WILL WRITE FOR NEXT ISSUE OF RAW ANYWAY. YES HE WILL, AS HE
SIGNED ONE OF MY FAMOUS CONTRACTS IN WHICH HE OBLIGES HIMSELF TO
CONTRIBUTE ATLEAST 6 ARTICLES FOR EVERY ISSUE OF RAW. GREAT! I LOVE IT.
TIME AND EMOTION. I WONDER WHY PEOPLE SUDDENLY WANT ME TO WRITE IN ALL
THEIR PRODUCTIONS! HEY! I'M RUNNING A DISKMAGAZINE! STOP ASKING ME THAT
KIND OF FAVOURS! I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR THAT KIND OF SHIT! WHY READ THIS
SCROLLER ANYWAY? ENJOY THE MUSIC INSTEAD! FUCK YOU! TIME AND EMOTION?
SECONDLY, CESIUM.. PSYCHES US OUT.
TIME AND EMOTION
BY CESIUM/SESSION.
I'VE TRIED EVERYTHING. STAYING UP THAT EXTRA HOUR IN ORDER TO GET TIRED
ENOUGH. YOU SEE, I DON'T WANT TO DO THAT BUMMER AGAIN. SOMETIMES, WHEN
TOMORROW WAS THAT REALLY IMPORTANT DAY, WHEN BIG THINGS AWAITED ME - I
WENT TO BED -EARLY-, LIKE AROUND ELEVEN, SO THAT I SHOULD GET A GOOD
NIGHT'S SLEEP AND TO BE FRESH AS A BIRD IN THE MORNING. OF COURSE, IT
TURNED OUT THAT I JUST COULDN'T GET TO SLEEP NO MATTER WHAT UNTIL AROUND
0300.
I CAN'T GET TO SLEEP NOW EITHER. I WAITED TO MIDNIGHT, I WAS TIRED.
TOMORROW IS ANOTHER BIG DAY. I'M HAVING MY FINAL EXAMS IN FRENCH AND THE
GRADES ARE QUITE IMPORTANT IF I AM TO GET INTO UNIVERSITY THIS FALL. AND
WHAT DO I DO BEFORE I GO TO BED? I READ THE LATEST ISSUE OF ROM - ISSUE
4. -THAT- WAS A BUMMER.
NOW I'M EVEN MORE AWAKE - MY MIND THAT IS. IDEAS POPPING UP LIKE
BUBBLES IN A FRESH SOFT DRINK. OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT. "TRSI RECORDS -
NEW RECORD LABEL FOR THE SCENE!" (HIGH TENSION RELEASES NEW CD, TRAVOLTA
MIGHT WANT TO FOLLOW) "PROPAGANDA - MUCH SAID, LITTLE DONE" (COLORBIRD
SAYS THE MAG IS DEAD, FINALLY). "THINK ABOUT LEAVING THE SCENE? -THE
SCENE DOESN'T SUCK!" (A COMMENT FROM CESIUM, THE REBORN SCENER). I'D LIKE
TO WRITE THOSE, AND LOTS OF MORE. TIME? WHEN? ROM??
TIME AND EMOTION. NEW IDEAS CREATED INSIDE THAT STUPID HEAD THAT WON'T
FALL ASLEEP. I -HAVE- TO SLEEP! MY EXAMS ARE -TOMORROW-, NOT SOME OTHER
DAY! THE REST OF MY HEAD AND BODY FEELS LIKE A BAG OF POTATOES. BEEN
WORKING ALL WEEKEND, I'D NEED SOME REST NOW. NATURE IS CRUEL TO ME.
I GET UP, LOAD THE CYGNUS EDITOR. RELIEF. I'LL JUST WRITE UNTIL I GET
SO TIRED THAT I FALL ASLEEP AUTOMATICALLY. STARTING TO BECOME HUNGRY
AGAIN, THE EVENING MEAL DIGESTED SEVERAL HOURS AGO. IF I EAT NOW, I'LL
JUST GET MORE ENERGY AND THUS BECOMING EVEN MORE AWAKE. IF I DON'T EAT
HOWEVER, I'LL BE SO HUNGRY THAT I'LL NOT BE ABLE TO SLEEP PROPERLY. I'LL
POSTPONE IT FOR SOME MORE TIME AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS.
I EVEN TRIED MASTURBATING. USUALLY, WHEN SOMETHING CHEERS ME UP RIGHT
BEFORE I'M GOING TO BED, WHEN I'M SO EXCITED ABOUT SOMETHING THAT I CAN'T
FALL ASLEEP, MASTURBATING HELPS ME RELAX. NOT TONIGHT, OH NO OF COURSE
NOT.
MY FEET WERE COLD, I TRIED PUTTING ON SOME SOCKS TO STOP THIS TRIFLE
FROM RUINING MY FUTURE STUDIES AT THE UNIVERSITY. IT HASN'T DONE MUCH
HELP SO FAR, I'M SITTING HERE WRITING LIKE A MADMAN WHILE MY PARENTS ARE
SNORING IN THE ROOM BESIDE ME. IT'S ALREADY 0213 AM, HAVE TO GET UP AT 7.
THEN EXAMS FOR 6 HOURS. IF I'D MANAGED TO SLEEP NOW I'D GOT MAX. 4 1/2
HOURS OF REST. THAT WOULD BE FAR TOO LITTLE. I'LL PROBABLY GET MUCH LESS
THAN THAT; IF ANY. DAMN.
AH. MY BRAIN STOPPED FOR A MOMENT. MAYBE THAT'S A GOOD SIGN. THE
THOUGHTS ARE RUNNING A BIT SLOWER NOW, I START WRITING TYPOS AND IT'S
HARDER TO WRITE AT A DECENT PACE. BETTER RE-READ SOME OF WHAT I'VE
WRITTEN SO FAR, CHECK OUT WHAT I SHOULD'VE WRITTEN DIFFERENTLY. BACK
AGAIN. STILL HUNGRY, I'LL GO AND EAT THAT COLD PIZZA FROM SATURDAY'S
EVENING. NOW, WITH YOU READING THIS, AT LEAST I MANAGED TO USE MY
SLEEPLESS TIME TO DO SOMETHING SENSIBLE? SEE YOU IN THE MORNING, FOLKS.
"TIME, TIME - IS KILLING ME."
- JESUS JONES, REVERSE.
...AND SOMEONE ELSE HELPED US OUT, TOO.
TIME AND EMOTION
BY D'FENCE
YES. TIME IS SLOWLY KILLING ME. AND WHAT AM I DOING WITH THESE VALUABLE
SECONDS THAT IS NEVER COMING BACK? WHAT AM I DOING WITH THESE MINUTES
THAT EATING MY BODY, AGING MY CELLS? THESE HOURS THAT WILL BE MORE WORTH
THAN ANYTHING ELSE THE DAY MY LIMITED TIME ON THIS EARTH IS RUNNING OUT.
AM I WASTING IT? STARING AT THE WALLS WHILE MY TIME IS FLYING AWAY FROM
ME, INTO THE WASTE AREA CALLED HISTORY. WHEN I'M GONE, WILL THERE BE
SOMEONE TO REMEMBER WHAT I DID THESE HOURS IN JUNE 1995? WILL MY
GRANDCHILDREN A HUNDRED YEARS FROM NOW SAY: 'HE WAS WASTING THOSE HOURS
IN JUNE'?
SO, WHAT AM I DOING? I AM WAITING FOR CESIUMS MOTHER TO COME HOME SO
WE CAN HAVE HER CAR. WE NEED THE CAR TO TRANSPORT A COMPUTER FROM THE
SHOP TO MY HOME. A NEW COMPUTER, NOW THAT IS EMOTION MY FRIEND.
EXPLORING A NEW SYSTEM GIVES ME A SPECIAL KIND OF PLEASURE. IT FIRST
HAPPENED WHEN I GOT MY FIRST C64, AND A FEW YEARS LATER WHEN I BOUGHT AN
A500. IT LASTED FOR A FEW DAYS, THEN IT DISAPPEARED AND HAVE NEVER COME
BACK. IT DIDN'T HAPPEN WHEN
<< THIS WAS INTERRUPTED BY YOU-KNOW-WHO, THE ONE WHOSE WORDS YOU COULD
READ IN FRONT OF THIS TEXT FROM D'FENCE. SORRY, BUT THERE WAS NO -TIME-
LEFT FOR HIM TO FINISH THIS ESSAY. :-/ >>
TIME AND EMOTION (?)
BY SUPERNAO
HI Y'ALL... IN THIS SCROLLTEXT (GOTTA LOVE'EM) I WILL TALK ABOUT GETTING
STONED, SINCE THIS AFFECTS YOUR EMOTIONS AND LASTS FOR QUITE SOME TIME.
MOST OF YOU NERDS WILL GO: HMM ME? NO I DON'T TOUCH THAT STUFF, I HAVE
MY BOTTLE OF COKE. THOSE PEOPLE HAD BETTER SWITCH TO A DIFFERENT
SCROLLTEXT. THIS IS FOR US WEED LOVERS ONLY.......... - LET'S WAIT A
WHILE- ......ALL NERDS GONE? OKAY! FOR THOSE WHO HAVE NEVER HAD ANY
BEFORE, LET ME EXPAND ON HOW TO GET STONED FIRST. WE NEED THE FOLLOWING
ITEMS: EXTRA LARGE ROLLING PAPERS, TOBACCO (EITHER ROLLING TOBACCO OR THE
GUTS OF A GAULOISES), A PIECE OF SOFT CARTON OF ABOUT 13 MILLIMETERS BY 3
CENTIMETERS, AND THE WEED. TRY TO GET HOLD OF WEED WHICH SMELLS FRESH,
LOOKS GREENISH WITH YELLOW BITS IN IT. IF THERE ARE TINY CRYSTALS ON THE
LEAVES (IT LOOKS LIKE DEW) YOU PROBABLY GOT A FRESH BUD OF SKUNK, THE BEST
WEED IN THE WORLD. TAKE THE ROLLING PAPERS, FOLD OVER THE BITS YOU WON'T
USE (EXCESS BOTTOM PAPER - EXPERIMENT WITH LENGTHS), LICK ON THE EDGE AND
TEAR IT OFF. NOW TAKE THE PIECE CARTON, AND FOLD IT TO FORM A
SPIRAL-SHAPE FILTER (ROLL IT UP). THIS SHOULD BE DONE CAREFULLY, IT IS
ONE OF THE ELEMENTS WHICH IS MOST NEGLECTED (HI FACET). GET THE TOBACCO,
ARRANGE IT IN A LINE, AND TAKE A CHUNK OF WEED, WHICH SHOULD BE A FOURTH
OF THE TOBACCO (THIS VARIES WITH STRENGHT OF WEED - AGAIN, EXPERIMENT).
LAY THE TOBACCO IN THE ROLLING TOBACCO, AND PLACE THE FILTER CARTON
HALFWAY ON THE PAPER (IT SHOULD STICK OUT A BIT). TAKE THE WEED AND PLUCK
OFF REALLY SMALL BITS, WHICH SHOULD BE DROPPED ON THE TOBACCO. TRY TO
DIVIDE IT ALONG THE WHOLE JOINT. DON'T USE THE STEMS - IT WILL NOT GET
YOU STONED, IT'LL JUST HEAT THE SMOKE UP. NOW COMES THE TRICKY BIT: TRY
PICKING UP THE JOINT, WITH TWO HANDS, HOLDING IT BETWEEN YOUR THUMB AND
INDEX FINGER. RUB THE TWO ENDS AGAINST EACH OTHER, ROLLING THE MIXTURE
INTO A TUBE FORM. PUSH IN THE FILTER WITH YOUR MIDDLE FINGER (WHICHEVER
SIDE YOU PUT THE FILTER IN). IF THE WHOLE THING IS TIGHT ENOUGH, CLAMP
THE FILTER WITH YOUR RIGHT HAND (OR LEFT), SUPPORTING THE REST WITH YOUR
LEFT. TUCK IN THE END OF THE PAPER WHICH HAS NO GLUED EDGE, AND -KEEPING
IT TIGHT AROUND THE FILTER, CLOSE UP THE REST, LICKING THE GLUED EDGE,
CLOSING IT WITH YOUR OTHER HAND. ALWAYS MAKE SURE THAT THINGS ARE TIGHT
AROUND THE FILTER. NOW COMES THE LESS TRICKY PART: TAKE THE TOBACCO AND
WEED WHICH FELL OUT WHEN YOU ROLLED THE JOINT, PUT IT IN THE JOINT, AND
TAKE A PENCIL, AND PUSH IT ALL TIGHT. YOU NOW HAVE YOUR JOINT READY. YOU
CAN ALSO SKIN UP INSIDE-OUT, BUT THAT'S A DIFFERENT TECHNIQUE WHICH
REQUIRES SOME EXPERIENCE. LIGHT UP THE JOINT - DON'T SUCK IT YET, EAGER
BOY, AND WATCH THE EXCESS PAPER BURN UP. IT WILL GO OUT, YOU CAN NOW TAKE
THE JOINT IN YOUR MOUTH AND LIGHT IT UP, AND SMOKE IT. THE JOINT IS BEST
ENJOYED WITH ONE OR TWO FRIENDS, IF YOU HAVE ANY (HI NERDS). IF YOU HAVE
ANY TROUBLE, ME AND MY FRIENDS WILL GIVE OUT PERFORM SEVERAL
DEMONSTRATIONS AT SIH95. FOR ALL THOSE PEOPLE WHO WERE STONED ALREADY,
YOU ARE PROBABLY ASLEEP BY NOW, SO I WON'T TALK ABOUT BEING STONED. IF
YOU'VE SMOKED THE JOINT, REBOOT THIS PRODUCTION AGAIN. YOU NOW KNOW WHAT
THE AUTHORS MEANT WHEN THEY MADE THIS... THAT'S ALL FROM ME. CYA ALL AT
SIH95....
AND THAT, IT SEEMS, IS THAT. WRAP. :)
SPILT MILK
VOYAGER
ESKIMO LOGIC
REAL LIFE
REJUVENATION-JAZZ
TITANIUM LEAF-PRINTS
ETHER SYMPHONY
ACOUSTIC 1790-1990
"TIME AND EMOTION"...
("TUH-AIM, UN EEY-MOUGH-SHUN")
HOW TO CONTACT US...?
..BUT FIRST SOMETHING COMPLETELY
DIFFERENT. :)
(KIN, INK...)
(OWL FILE, FEW LILO..)
(WOOLLY HOD, IF SHE COULD..)
ARE WE FUNKY,OR DID SOMEONE JUST
DROP A TERRAPIN DOWN OUR NECKS?
YOU ARE THE BRAIN, AND
THE CENTRAL NERVOUS SYSTEM.
OH, YOU STILL WANNA CONTACT US?
(JOINING?)
TRY SHOUTING VERY LOUD...
OR ELSE, EMAIL:
AN107518@ANON.PENET.FI
OR ELSE, SNAILMAIL:
(NO SWAPPING, DAMN YOU!)
LOWLIFE, SNEPPENDIJK 31,
6026 AA MAARHEEZE, HOLLAND
ANTHONY, EERSTE DONK 101,
5233 HK DEN BOSCH, HOLLAND
HOLLYWOOD, C/O 28 GROSVENOR AV.,
CARSHALTON, SURREY SM53EW, UK.
MEMBERS OF AXIS ARE:
ANTHONY,DARK,HOLLYWOOD,
ISO,LOWLIFE,NIK,STEROID,
SUBI,RODNEY,CLARY....
A MUSIC-DISC IS FOR LIFE,
NOT JUST FOR CHRISTMAS...
HOW ARE WE SUPPOSED TO BE
TAKEN SERIOUSLY?
PUT YOUR HAND ON THE CLOCK,
WATCH IT MOVE...
A STOPPED CLOCK TELLS THE
RIGHT TIME. ALL THE TIME.
CONSIDER THIS A DIVORCE.
I'LL BE BACK.
WE BE SNEAKING UP ON BABIES,
AND WE STEALING THEM'S FARLEY'S.
WHAT KINDA POWER WE GOT?
SOUL POWER (POWER) (POWER)..
SEND A MANIAC TO..
CATCH A MANIAC..
OLD SCHOOL PAST YOUR ASS
LIKE FLO JO....
DO I WANT YOUR PRESENCE
OR NEED YOUR HELP?
WHO KNOWS WHERE THAT
MIGHT LEAD...?
TRAVIS BICKLE SEZ:
DON'T BE FICKLE, DEZ..
WE ARE...
WYLD STALLIONS!!!!!
AXL ROSE..
ORAL SEX.. HUHUHUHUHUH.
MUSICDISC TIPS NO.1:
WE LOVE MAHONEY AND KAKTUS!
JUST LIKE FIRE WOULD,
I BURNED UP.
AH OOH WAH OOH WAH OOH
WAHHH, EEAHHH WOO.
STOP MAKING SENSE.
WELCOME TO THE SEA OF
TRANQUILITY.. ..SOUVENIR STALL
ON THE LEFT.
SO GO AHEAD,
MAKE MY MILLENIUM...
GRATUITOUS SAX,
AND MINDLESS VIOLINS.
ONE DAY IN THE LIFE OF
IVAN DENISOVICH.
STORMCLOUDS GATHER
OVER BATTERSEA POWER STATION.
TECHNO TECHNO TECHNO TECHNO.
WHO ARE THE REAL REDNEX,
AND WHO ARE THE FAKES?
SLAMMER PLAYED VIOLIN ON
COTTON EYED JOE, SAYS RAW.
INSANE IN THE BRAIN,
INSANE IN THE MEMBRANE.
I LOVE YOU,
YOU PAY MY RENT.
DUM. DE DUM. DE DUM.
PARKUHLIFE.
I WROTE A BOOK IN THE YEAR 710,
BY 1967 I HAD WRITTEN MORE..
MY MIND IS CLEAN,
BUT MY OUTLOOK IS DIRTY.
SANTA MARIA, SANTA TERESA,
SANTA ANNA, SANTA SUSANNAH.
DON'T BELIEVE EVERYTHING
YOU READ ON THE RADIO.
IF I HAD A DOLLAR FOR EVERY
TIME I FOUGHT HER...
I'D BUY A HANDGUN.
WE'RE EEKY, WE'RE OOKY,
WE'RE KOOKY AND WE'RE SPOOKY.
IT'S A HEAVENLY POP HIT,
IF ANYONE WANTS IT.
HIT THE BUTTON, HIT IT.
OUT HERE WE IS STONED.
IF WORDS COULD SPEAK
THEY'D MEAN EVEN LESS.
AT THE BEGINNING OF TIME,
BEFORE THERE WERE WAVES.
WE'D SIT IN OUR BOATS,
WE'D FLOAT THERE ALL DAY.
IT'S PEAS, IT'S CHEESE,
IT'S CHEESEY PEAS.
ALL THEY WANTED TO BE WAS AS
HAPPY AS COUPLE NUMBER 3.
..ON THEIR FAVOURITE GAMESHOW.
BE THERE WHEN WE FEED THE TREE.
NOBODY GROWS OLD.THEY JUST
CREASE AND FOLD.
LIKE THE LAUNDRY.
EVERYBODY GET OUT OF THE
AREA RIGHT NOW.
BUT WHEN I SETTLED DOWN,
THE PARTY KING UNCROWNED..
I WAS DROPPED IN THE MAGIC
POTION WHEN I WAS A BABY.
RONALD MCDONALD IS A
VERY SCARY HUMANOID.
WHEN I FALL IN LOVE,
IT WILL BE FOR MONEY.
THERE'S NOTHING WORSE THAN
SOMEONE WHO THINKS THEY'RE BAD.
APOSTROPHES ARE THE BANE
OF MODERN SOCIETIES...
SOPHOCLES IS FUNNY. HAHA.
THANKS TO EVERY TALENTED
PERSON WHOSE WORDS I USED.
THERE'S NOTHING WORSE
THAN BEING UNCREDITED. SORRY.
/HOL 95.