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CONTACT COPPER (CHRISTER) FOR THE HOTTEST AMIGA STUFF. CONTACT BIGSHOT (ROGER) TO GET IN TOUCH WITH AVALANCHE AND FRAXION'S VIDEO DEPT.: TERRA VISION (HOT VHS-SWAPPING) SEND VIDEOLIST OVER YOUR LATEST MOVIES.(BOTH PAL AND NTSC ACCEPTED)
just to make sure that we still are around : QavalancheW þd presents a oversized intro called : ý
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ëD first, as always, we will bring you the credits : data manipulation by the great bit buster : Wbig redQ þd pixel magic by the dpaint maniac : Qthe hoaxerW þd (logo and font) great audio by the noisetracker sorcerer : *keo* þd now a commercial: ý
ëT some members of avalanche and fraxion have formed a video group _________ terra vision þd_________ contact them for the hottest movies with the best quality. members of terra vision : 1127 gandalf , ashtarot , bigshot , dreadstar , the thing.DDDDDDDDD personal messages coming up: ý
ëL visual arts : we're looking forward to meet you at the party ! odie of northstar : good luck with your game.... hope you can meet us at the party. stp : i (keo) have lost your address. contact me soon.. roland of gate : i love your synth-music, but can't you spend some more time making amigamusic ? walkman of it : sorry about that interview. now a message from keo and bigshot to ingve of it........det e no greit at du e gla i dialekta di, men herregud !! (just kidding) ý
ëDmerry x-mas and a happy new year to :__________ it _____þ2_____ visual arts þ2______ northstar _þ2_______ fraxion __þ2_____ gate ____þ2______ black monks þ2______ vision factorþ2y ________ outlaws __þ2______ rainmen __þ2_____ crime ___þ2______ exodus __þ2______ celtic __þ2______ quicksilver þ2_________ cryptoburnersþ2 _________ scoopex __þ2______ cave ____þ2______ alive ____þ2 that was the special ones..... normal ones will not appear in this intro ! DDDDDDD ý
ëT some info about this intro : picture : 720*256 pixels we found that picture on a harddisk belonging to a local tv-station. music : 100 kb font : 18*16 pixels logo : 16 colours. source : 41000 bytes. code : 26 kb. scroll-text : 9 kb well , that was the facts about this intro. yo evr'body, i'm dreadstar and last friday i was at a x-mas party at school, but it was no fun. it was illegal to drink alcohol, so i and some pals went to to QclanW (a nightclub in mo i rana). there it was great. they arranged a so-called miss travel-queen. and the girls that performed were just great (you should have been there). but now i'm the gentleman, and kick the keyboard over to jayhawker (hoaxer's dreamname!) ____________ ..... such bullshit ! well, what about a live report from this room ? some minutes ago there was a 'paper-plane war' here ! jesus , what a mess ! bleeding bodies all over the place. the ambulance was here and fetched bigshot ! ( lucky guy, they had pizzas at the hospital. the war started between copper and big red. a paper f-16 struck copper in his leg. copper had to revenge this by sending a paper f-18 in big red's abdomen.... he is still bleeding ! well that war wasn't that serious. bigshot went home and not to the hospital, big red is not bleeding, and it wasn't f-16s and f-18s flying around. actually there is nothing happening here rigth now. dreadstar infact gave me a christmas present rigth now and i don't know what to say...... commodore user is a great magazine, isn't it ? and willow (the movie) really sucks !!!!! some great movies : 'honey, i shrunk the kids' , 'leviathan' , 'pet cemetary' , 'lethal weapon 2' , 'elm street v' and the old classic : aliens !!!!!!! long live the shamans, may the sorcereres die a painful and horrible death !!!! (talking about rune-quest) to be, or what !! well, the info about the scroll-txt length is wrong ! it's getting longer all the time....... hey Q it W i thougth you came from harstad, but now cinemaware are saying that you came from the desert ! the hoaxer are dropping thy k'board......5....4....3....2....1....bang !!! _______________________ ý
ëL the following scroll is written a time ago (at saturday 16 dec 1989 at 1.55 am. the people sitting here at big reds place are me (big red) , copper þd and tornardo þd ( he is not an avalanche member. he is an old 64-freak !) the reason why we are sitting here all alone together is that a lot of people ( 1 ) is at a christmas party at school ( in his spare-time ) actualy it is dreadstar. the thing we should have done tonight was playing a really good and fancy fantasy role playing game called rune quest!þd the best rpg game in the world today (we think ( we know!!)) we have just eaten two huge pizzas, and we hadn't anything else to do so, we decided to write this griffinshit (now we're talking rune quest again). since it seems that we can't talk about anything else than role playing games we will continue to write about it. if ya don't like role playing you maybe have to wait some hours to read some serious bullshit. ok, let's start with the role playing part of this scroller. i let the word go to tornardo who is an experienced role player : in rune quest you become involved in exotic adventures in magical lands. you are left alone in dark world for slaying dragons and other beasts. the players are trying to play their characters (made by throwing dice all around the room) as good as they can. the leader of the game is the game master (gm) who is leading all the important parts of the game like who is going to die, when..copper is telling me that character is an superhuman(but i am going to kill him in the next scenario (i am the gm)). big red thinks he is an great sorcerer but i am going to kill him too. copper thinks that i should tell about my litle dwarf sorcerer (who is an great magician) but i won't do it i think i have talked enough bullshit. i'll quit writing bambus for this time.(what???) big red has again done the unbeliveble thing: he has captured the keyboard again (with some shitty tricks). we're having a lot of fun writing this scroll txt but i don't understand what's so funny, i think we are a bit tired please forgive us for our total brainless scroll text but we have to do something to keep us awake. by the way : why don't you try role playing? it is fun to kill a lot of inocent beasts who are so unlucky to meet us (me). i think a lot of the beasts could have been saved if the game master made the game a litle bit more like the green peace program: save the beasts!! copper is trying to hold me while tornardo is trying to call mental hospital. just kidding !!! ( no!! shouts copper) now we finnish the role playing section of this scroller. look into future text from us on future demos if ya wanna read more about role playing!!! now we write about .................... tennis (nooooooooooo!!!!!!!! i shout) we have some small problems finding what to write so i think we'll think very hard and try again. just wait a couple of secs......................... ok, we will tell you about some teachers at school. there are a lot of crazy teacher so we have stuff to fill at least five scroll texts. lets start with egil korsmo. he is a master in judo and he's a chessmaster too. first lesson after x-mas 88 he came to school with a baseball bat and shouted disipline,disipline! while he smashed the bat on the table !! he said that copper was disgustingþ2 while playing chess ( copper won a chess game against him). next teacher on the list of mental cases is odd b. breivik. he is the kind of men who boast a lot. examples: i have a secret bank accounts in switzerland. i never crash with my audi 80 (he crashed many,many times). i have the biggest and best record collection ever collected in mo. i'm thougher than i'm strong. this was a few (!) examples of his never ending boasting! he also did promise gold medals to all pupils at school who was able to beat him in cross-country skiing. that was a lot of shit about one person so we go over to the next subject : finn toemmerberg. he is a bit weird. he has a very low voice, and he no control over his classes. he tries to teach the class is and are, but the problem is that eveyone knows how to write quite good english (i think). now it is enough about these problems and it is only two (1.59) hour since we started this part of the scroll. ( the part with the total meaningless bullshit we wrote while we were a bit(!) tired (!!!). morn everybody....this is copper the warrior speaking(ta-ta) you better listen carefully !!!! my word is your command!!! i am going to tell you about my mega superhuman in rune quest!....lets begin with the characteristics: strength: 13 of 18 constitution: 20 of 18 size: 13 of 18 intelligence: 12 of 18 (jesus christ!) power: 12 of 18(pussy enough(norwegian joke)) dexterity: 20 of 18 (he he he with a spell called coordination 4 ) apperance: 7 of 18 (god , i've got the average app of a zombie) i must also tell you that i always play the hero role becouse i am simply the best! once our party was in big trouble.we were trapped in a dungeon , and the rest of the party was fainted,and me,myself and i plus my sword and shield and my chain mail slayed about fourty bad guys!!..................well ya know,(faaaaeeeen) my biggest problem is the horse with head-head(local joke)þ2 today copper of avalanche has seen a lot of the davis cup final. but enough about that minotaurshit a message to all ice folk readers:if you read it to get sexual exitment just read aktuell rapport!!! but if you want real fantasy,magic,swordplays etc. just read j.r.r tolkien's books! these books are made in 15 years. not like margit sandemo's 3 hour prodjects train is fun,and we are still sitting here with nothing to do. big red is singing in a strange way.(with his mouth closed)...hmmmm huuummmmm ... very strange indeed!!! wayne gretzky turns around and scoooooooores!!!! once uppon a time we were playing role playing as usally. big red was going to get the pizza. he came running down the stairs.it sounded like stones roling down the stairs. he blew it badly, and he smashed the pizza in the door. the food flew through the air and right on the wall. we did'nt get any pizza that night....... big red typing : we did get pizza that night! because the pizza i smashed into the wall was the last in a serie of pizzas ( i think it was the 4th or 5th) so i think copper shouldn't blame me when i wanted to get an end of their never ending pizza eating. by the way : pizza is the food of life !! text will probably restart sooon. if it don't there is a bug in the scroll rutine!!________________________________________________