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               WELCOME TO ILLUSIONS
              ENJOY THIS   4 BITPLANE    HIRES    OSCILLATING    INTERFERENCE.                          THIS ROUTINE WAS INSPIRED BY ALL THOSE COUNTLESS INTROS WITH UGLY "CIRCLE EFFECTS" THAT INVADED THE SCENE ALMOST A YEAR AGO...                    
                    
                    
 STARWARS SCROLLERS ARE ALWAYS NICE.           BUT ARE THEY REALLY POSSIBLE?            THIS ONE IS POSSIBLE IN   16 COLORS   AND   320 X 256   PIXELS.              Q.E.D.       
    THE DEFORMATIONS ARE DUE TO THE IRREGULARITIES IN THE SPACE-TIME CONTINUUM KNOWN AS "BEERWARPS".    (WHEN YOU THINK "HEY! WHERE DID MY BEER GO?", YOU'LL KNOW WHAT I MEAN.)                     NOTICE THAT THIS DEMO CONTAINS !NO!     RUBBERVECTORS      GLENZVECTORS     ANDERSBOLLS    BLENKVECTORS    OR ANY KIND VECTORS AT ALL FOR THAT MATTER.      SO I HOPE I WON'T BORE YOU!                    

                    
                    
 I ALWAYS KNEW THERE WAS LIFE ON MARS!                    
                    
                    
 GIVES A NEW MEANING TO THE TERM "ROLLING HILLS", DOESN'T IT?                    
 BUT DO THEY REALLY LOOK LIKE LANDSCAPES?          SOMEHOW THEY REMIND ME OF CARPETS...                    

 NOW IT'S TIME FOR A SHORT QUIZ!             MARK THE CORRECT ANSWER WITH AN "X".                    
                    
                    
       INVERTING THE LIGHTSOURCE HAS A GHOSTLY EFFECT.                     LET'S RETURN TO NORMAL!                       
 (NORMAL??? THIS ROUTINE WASN'T NORMAL FROM THE BEGINNING, REMEMBER?)                    
 ALL THAT'S MISSING IS A HOLE AND A FUNNY RED FLAG, AND THEN I COULD START MY OWN GOLF TOUR!                    
 OH NOO! NOT THIS ONE AGAIN!          THIS KILLER DROID HAS YOUR NAME WRITTEN ON IT, DOLBY.   LUCKY FOR YOU IT CAN'T READ.                    




 OK OK. THAT'S ENOUGH.    NOW CUT THE CRAP AND GET ON WITH THE DEMO...   JUST ONE PART LEFT THOUGH.                    

                      DO YOU THINK FRACTALS ARE SLOW AND BORING?    THEN TRY MY JULIA SET.                    FRACTAL RATE IS EIGHT TIMES PER SECOND                        PLEASE NOTICE THAT THE FRACTALS ARE REAL TIME.   AN ANIMATION WOULD OCCUPY APPROX. ONE MEGABYTE.           THIS IS JUST A COMPLICATED WAY OF SHOWING YOU A MANDELBROT!                                               
 BEWARE!    YOU ARE NOW READING THE SCROLL IN THE LAST PART OF THIS DEMO.    AND WE ALL KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS...    I WILL NOT GUARANTEE ANY QUALITY WHATSOEVER OF THE TEXT TO COME.     NEITHER TRUTH NOR LOGIC NOR ETHICS WILL BE VOLUNEERLY RESPECTED.                  THE LENGTH OF THE SOURCE JUST PASSED 77777 BYTES!  (ISN'T THAT INTERESTING?)                                            NOTICE THAT THIS PRODUTION IS A DEMO!   A SHORT ONE, I ADMIT, BUT NEVERTHELESS IT'S A DEMO.    NOT AN INTRO.    NOT A DENTRO.    DIDN'T YOU THINK PEOPLE RELEASED REAL DEMOS THESE DAYS?     WELL, THAT'S US!      AURORA: ALWAYS ORIGINAL!                     "HAPPY NEW YEAR WISHES" FROM ME (TRITON) GO TO:            ZAZ OF DUAL CREW       HOPE TO SEE YOU IN LINKOPING NEXT YEAR!               KAZDEK & PUCKO       GOOD LUCK WITH... WHATEVER!                EVERYONE AT NANNYMUD       (WELL... EX NANNY TO BE EXACT)                ALL AURORA MEMBERS       SEE YOU IN ESKILSTUNA!                       HEJ ZCANDALEN DIN LAMER! VARFOR KOM DU INTE HIT ??    KLART COOLT HAR ASSO.. DU VAGAR VAL INTE KOMMA HIT OCH TRAFFA COOLA JBM, H0H H0H! CHAT WITH YOU ON THE BBS SOON... THAT WAS JBM OF FAIRLIGHT...   RAAAAAAGE!!     WE WOULD LIKE TO OFFICIALLY WELCOME SOME NEW MEMBERS..  ROCKET, DEEJAY, TRINTY (EX.HYPNOSIS) (HMMM.. 6 MONTHS  SINCE THEY JOINED US..) TRODAC (EX.AFL), DODGER AND RAGMAN...  MANAMANA... HERE'S DOLBY!   IF ANYONE HAVE GOT A WORKING DECODER FOR SKY MOVIES OR FILMNET FOR SALE, THEN CONTACT ME (DOLBY) AT THIS ADDRESS:      DOLBY   TALLV.15   612 36   FSP   SWEDEN      IF YOU'RE AN IDIOT, UTVECKLINGSSTORD, HOMOSEXUAL OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT, THEN DON'T BOTHER TO WRITE!   HMM..   IF YOU WONDER, ANDERS FINER IS ALSO WELLKNOWN AS MITHRANDIR. (HE MADE TWO OF THE GREAT PICTURES!)        SOME PERSONAL AND SPECIAL GREETS TO SOME PEOPLE WE LIKE, ADMIRE ETC.:   ALL MEMBERS OF AURORA, CARL BILDT, TOM, BRANDKAREN, PARADISE KING, TED, SAURON, OMEGA-FESLUKT, HAL 2, MR.BANJO, MR.MANDOLINO, IRIDON, D.H.R, CONQUEROR, ULTRATESH, STRANGER, NEMESIS, MASTER ED, JOKER, SNUSKBUSKE, RAY COKES, INGEMAR STENMARK, SCIZO, SVENDORF, IQ 5000, PORTA, MR. THOMPSON, SCOUT, JBM, STRIDER, REBEL, RAISTLIN, JUDGE DREDD, MEGAMAN, SKYLINE, TJ, RONNY, SIMPSONS, ROBERT TIP, NIRVANA, PRINCE, KLF, HAKAN BRAKAN, ZUNE, SUNE, ERNST GUNNAR, FORDEN, BYHALA, LISA STANSFIELD, LA STYLE, HUMAN RESOURCE, BRYCE, RAISTLIN, UFO, ARRAKIS, MERCURE, DAN, BO BAMBA, AT AND T, MCI, GAZOO, FRAP, LONERIDER, MOGWI, JACKMIX, AGRESSOR, RANGER, CIRCULATOR, KATTUNGE, IGELKOTT, ZCANDALERS MORSA, THE MASTER, ZEUS, ZIPHOID, FUZZAC, BLAIZER, MARILLION, THE PRIDE, SHARP, NIBBLER, TEEZE, HOT, KARON, SNORF, MOSH, SURFER, XOR, TRIX, LORD HELMET, HI LITE,  TRANZ X, WIKKO, HOSON, SONIC PROJECTS, MITHRANDIR, CHEVRON, ACKURAT, HYPERION, COMMUNIST, CORUPPTOR, HOFFI, MACE , ZEBRA, SMULAN, DARYL, ZIPHOID, M AND K, ROBERT PRYTZ, LUNDBECK, USA, ABF, FACKET, MILITAIR, PATIENT, MEDICINE, CP AKE, DOMINO, P.R.O, GRINOLLE, SKRATTOLLE, MANTRONICKS, MISTY AND GOOFY......THAT'S IT!   IF YOU WEREN'T INCLUDED, THEN ... YOU OUGHT TO CONSIDER HANGING YOURSELF! ...NO, BUT THESE WERE NO BORING SWAP GREETS OR ANYTHING. JUST SOME PERSONAL REGARDS FROM US.      WE HATE ABF!      WE ARE RIGHT NOW BOOZING AT METALS PLACE! LAME... RIGHT TRODAC?!!   SMELLS LIKE AURORA SPIRIT...  AND NOW... COPPER RULEZ!  RIGHT ELVIS??   URBI ET ORBI.. I AM THE LEADER OF VOX DEI!   RIGHT REBEL-SCOUT?!  DO YOU THINK WE'RE MAD?   NO! WE'RE JUST WICKED FOR THE SAKE OF IT! LOOK OUT FOR OUR FORTHCOMMING DEMO CALLED  TISDAGS BULLEN  ...  JUL MED EGON!!!!    YEAH, AND NEVER DREAM OF FORGETTING OUR SLOGAN'S...     AURORA, OM KATTEN SJALV FAR VALJA!        AURORA, OMOJLIGT FINNS INTE!       AURORA, PA DIN SIDA!       OR IN ENGLISH...     TAKE CARE OF YOUR UNDERWARE!!?      GOODBYE.....                                              BYE!        



                                                           ILLUSIONS

IS A COPYRIGHTED PRODUCTION FROM AURORA.
  NO FEE WHATSOEVER MAY BE CHARGED FOR
  IT, NOT EVEN MEDIA COSTS OR POSTAGE,
  UNLESS A WRITTEN AGREEMENT WITH THE
 CODER EXISTS. I DIDN'T CODE THIS DEMO
 TO MAKE SOME FAT PD DISTRIBUTOR RICH!


       (C) 1991 TRITON OF AURORA



    THE NEXT EFFECT IS OLD AND SLOW
    AND WASN'T SUPPOSED TO BE IN THE
              DEMO AT ALL.

   BUT SOMEONE (HI DOLBY!) MANAGED TO
   TALK ME INTO USING IT...



            CLOSE YOUR EYES!



                 FROM
  THE DEPARTMENT OF POINTLESS EFFECTS
             WE BRING YOU:


        A SURREALISTIC SCENERY
      BRUTALLY ASSEMBLED THROUGH
      THE ABUSE OF QUITE A LARGE
          AMOUNT OF POLYGONS.


 WHY DON'T THESE LANDSCAPES LOOK REAL?

  A.   SINES ARE A POOR SUBSITUTE
       FOR THE FRACTAL GEOMETRY THAT
       NATURE IS BASED ON.

  B.   IN A REAL LANDSCAPE THERE
       WOULD BE TREES.

  C.   DON'T ASK ME!
       I NEVER PLAYED POPULOUS.


                 CREDITS:

 ALL CODING BY
                                 TRITON
 BOTH FONTS BY
                                RUBICON
 MUSIC BY
                            HORACE WIMP
 ILLUSIONS PICTURE BY
                           ANDERS FINER
 
     SPECIAL THANKS TO THE FOLLOWING:

                 TRINTY
            IRIDON OF SHINING
             CHEVRON OF TSL
              ANDERS FINER

 FOR LETTING MY STARWARS SCROLL MESS UP
          THEIR GREAT PICTURES

              THANKS A LOT!
 
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