WELCOME TO A TINY INTRO BY ANDROMEDA BROUGHT TO YOU BY @LES DROMADAIRES TERRIBLES@ - @BLAZER@ AND
@LORD INTERFAZE@... THIS SCROLL IS THE FIRST TEXT THAT HAS ESCAPED THE CENSORING OF THE PURITANISTS
FROM KRISTIANSAND, SO LIZZEN VERRY KERFULLY AZZ WE WILL RITE DIZZ OENLYE OENZZE: DR.JEKYLL BUYS OELL
'IS SOERZES FROM UZZ, LES DROMADAIRES TERRIBLEZ ... NOW OVER TO MR.HYDE WHO SENDS A BIG BEVER-BIFF TO:
ALLE BEVERE OVER HELE VERDEN SOM KAN KLASKE MED HALEN... OTHER GREETS TO: SEEN THE MEAN AND ALL HIS
LITTLE COMMISIONAIRES... DR.JEKYLL IS TYPING SOME RANDOM ASCII WASTE (R.A.W.): ULLBLAZER IS A JEVEL!
THE REASON FOR RELEASING THIS SMALL INTRO WAS TO SHOW HOW FAST VECTOR-ROUTINE BLAZER COULD CODE!
(WHAT@?!@ - BLAZER) UNFORTUNATELY HE HAD TO ZOOM THIS POWERFUL CUBE A BIT... FREE RASTERTIME IS 42 LINES!
BEAT THAT ONE! WEOWOEE@!$#& BLAZER TAKING OVER: (ULL? WHAT ULL?) DR.JEVEL IS A BASTARD, AND THE @USED@
RASTERTIME IS 42 LINES - IF ANYBODY CAN MAKE THIS SMALLER, I DO NOT CARE!!! HYDRA SEZ HYGGEN ER LIK
NULL, JUST BECAUSE HE LOST TO SOME LAMER CALLED REMI(S) IN HIS CHESS-COMPETITION, AND HE BLAMES US FOR
KEEPING HIM AWAKE ALL NIGHT - YOU'RE A REALLY BAD LOOSER..... THE MUTANT CODER OF CAMEL-DESIGN INC.
IS BACK! I (MR.HYDE) WILL SEND A BIG BEVERBIFF TO ONKEL ULLBLAZER (YES: ULL! AND YES:I WILL SEND A
BEVERBIFF!). THIS INTRO IS SURE SMALL OR WOT? RAMMHET ER SOM KJENT VEIEN TIL JULEKAKENE, MEN SUKKERBITER
ER VEIEN TIL ONKELS ULLHULE! MESSAGE TO SPACEBALLS: TRY TO MAKE A SMALLER INTRO! MESSAGE TO THE FOOLS
FROM FRANCE: I DOES NOT SHRUG TO BELIFE THAT THE TUTU AND THE PIZZASHRUGERS HAS ANYTHING TO DOES WITH
THE SHRUGGINGS AT THE CATCHINGS OF PIZZAPARTYS IN SPRINGINGS D'MELODYS! OUI! DR.JEKYLL WANTS TO
GIVE HIS VIEW OFTHIS SUBJECT: MR.HYDE IS FOR SURE A REAL FRENCHMAN... HOWEVER, I'M NOT! TUT-TUT MEG
HER OG TUT-TUT MEG DER! THIS INTRO WOULD HAVE BEEN MUCH COOLER IF HYDRA'S SOUND-EFFECTS WERE INCLUDED!
VROOOOM, POFF, BANG!!! SINCE I'M SO KIND AT HEART, I'LL GIVE THE KEYBOARD WITHOUT ANY PROTESTS TO
LORD INTERFACE... KAN DU SE HVA JEG SIER? THIS MUSIC IS SO COOL... I WONDER WHO MADE IT? ARCHMAGE
IS THE BEST! WHY THE FUCK ARE NOT YOU ON THE CHART???!! I SHRUG NOT TO VOTE FOR YOU THE NEXT TIME!?
THANX MUST GO TO BLAZER FOR BUYING MY FAST VECTOR-ROUTINE!!! REINERT SIGNING OFF! ... THIS IS BLAZER
AGAIN - LORD REINERT IS SURE IN FOR SOME SERIOUS LIVE-BEAT'EM UP WITH BEVERBOY'S STAFF OF JOY +5...
EAT WOOD FUCKER!!! DUNK - KRASH - BANG - WOEEEEEE - ALL TAKEN CARE OF NOW!!! I SHRUG NOT TO NEVER DOEZZ
VOTE EGAIN OENE YOU FOER DEE CHARTE!!! AHA...THIS IS ARCHMAGE...HITHER AND TITHER WE WANDER ON THE
VARIOUS PATHS OF LIFE...HOW COME YOU EVEN CAME AROUND TO EVEN BOOTING THIS LOUSY INTRO? BLAZER SEZ:
SEEMS LIKE MAGE IS IN FOR THE SAME TREATMENT AS LORD REINERT GOT!!! SQUASH A MELON FOR MUMMY, BE HAPPY,
DO ELESDEE AND THANK YOU VANESSA - BLAZER SIGNING OFF...