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1 Contents 55 Current trends in the
2 Editors page Demo scene.....
3 Encyclopedia of bbs 56 Interview with sun connection
6 Dear Mr Drokk 61 Energy / Chaos party report
9 Finnish scene report 63 Interview with Rebels
12 Questions and answers 65 Computer sex - A hobby
13 Music reviews 67 Mail order importers
16 Slipstream party report 68 The friendship movement
18 The gossip pages 71 Interview with Scoopex uk
21 Interview with system 5 75 CDTV - Not what you
24 Belgium scene report were expecting......
25 Rsi+Silents party report 76 Next Issue EXCLUSIVES
27 Classified ads and a message from Kreator
40 UK scene report 77 The CONTACT addresses
41 Bangers jokes pages
44 Phone phreaking in Sweden
46 Interviw with Paradox
48 Assembler reviews
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THE EDITORS PAGE
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Welcome to issue #4 of stolen data, the magazine by Anarchy & Dcs.
Some of you may know that Tristar have now co-operated with RSI,
so they no longer have any dealings with Stolen Data (not that they
did much anyway.) OK, we have a new editor his name is TEEZE and
is a new member of ANARCHY. TEEZE will be our EURO HQ, so all
correspondance from our friends in Germany, Finland etc. please
send all contributions to him. You can find his address on the very
last page of this magazine. All other countries could you still write
to me at my usual address (PLEASE NOTE :- I AM NOT LOOKING FOR ANY
MORE CONTACTS, SO PLEASE DON'T WRITE TO MY ADDRESS FOR TRADING)
Some new features of issue #4 include :- ART GALLERY (Featuring work
sent in by our readers, the top three or maybe four will be reviewd
each issue as well as being included on the disk) MUSIC REVIEWS
( Again music sent in by you the reader, the music will be reviewed
by 4-MAT of ANARCHY the uk's top musician, and space permitting the top
tunes wil be included on the disk) Anymore ideas for future issues
should be forwaded to myself or TEEZE at our EHQ.
A last minute piece of news... We now have another new editor and he
is JESTER / QUARTEX.. Look out for many articles and exclusives soon.
MR.BIG / THE EDITOR
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ENERGY AND CHAOS PARTY REPORT
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On the 23.06 in a hotel in Weiz
Austria, the great ENERGY and CHAOS
party took place. It was a party for
C64 and AMIGA (CHAOS on C64, ENERGY
on AMIGA). Many well known groups
arrived there like:- (AMIGA) SCOOPEX
SUBWAY, IMMORTAL, SAVAGE, SUPPLEX
ACL, CYBERNETIC CREW, LAZER, TAT
INFINITY, SOC BRIGADE, TRILLION.
I met many friends and contacts at
this party like the megacool COSMOS
of ACL, ALIEN of CC, MAGIC SECTOR,
ICEMAN of TRILLION, RAY JACKSON of
IMMORTAL. I was'nt the only freak
to meet some of his contacts. ok
lets go on !! on C64 well known
groups arrived too, CRAZY & LOTUS
LAZER, FRESH, COSMOS, BCT, COSMOS
DESIGNS, MICRO BOYS, TAT, THE FORCE
and FBI CREW.....
It was a good party, there were many
cool crews at the party, and it was
on of the best parties here in
austria.
But some guyz found it cool to steal
computers, drives, modules (of coz)
and some bottles of wine. There were
many releases at the party. SAVAGE
released a new demo, a game pack
CYBERNETIC CREW a demo disk, TRILLION
some tool disks (GREAT), ACL some new
demos... and many other releases.
We (ENERGY) worked on the SOUNDSPLASH
III (SP3 wil l be released at the RSI
party) In the afternoon some guyz
tried to steal the key for a show
window bad luck for all guys there
coz the hotel owner turned the power
off. Fifteen minutes later the key
was here there were many people at
the party, so some hotels in WEIZ
were full. TRILLION and some other
guys were going to another hotel in
WEIZ. But this hotel was more
expensive than the other hotels in
WEIZ (a normal hotel costs you 195oS
( 28DM )) The too expensive for
TRILLION hotel costs 250oS (36DM)
Of coz this price was too high for
TRILLION, so they called STRANGER of
ENERGY (The organiser of the party)
up and they told him that the price
was too high " this is a scandal
you can read the result of it in the
next ZINE", they said. My personal
opinion: TRILLION should sleep on the
street next time (maybe in the rain)
Yes, TRILLION, the street will be
much cheaper. Dont be angry now
TRILLION, but this is the truth!!
The hotel closed at 2:00 AM, so the
party was over at this time. Most of
the guys liked the party very much
only TRILLION.... The next party will
be at ALCATRAZ (not from ALCATRAZ)
And the computer, drives, and module
stealers can stay there for ever!!!!
In AUSTRIA there are nearly no copy
parties. This was a great party
nearly every Austrian group was at
this party. There should be more
copy parties in AUSTRIA. Copy-parties
like this one.
JASON / ENERGY
THIS PARTY REPORT MISSED THE DEADLINE
OF THE LAST ISSUE.........
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Q: I need to use my Amiga to create
graphics,then convert them to IBM for-
mat.Is there any commercial or public-
domain package available to do it for
me? John Anderzon, Sweden
A: Reflection by International Micro-
computer Software Inc. allows you to
convert pictures among the Amiga, IBM
PC and Macintosh. The Amiga source
files must be at most 16 colors - any
extra colors are ignored. The software
runs on the IBM only, so you must
transfer the Amiga files to the PC via
a modem or a null cable. If your Amiga
is equipped with a Bridgeboard or
A1010 5,25 inch drive, you can trans-
fer the software. Reflection lets you
choose the PC graphics format you wish
to convert to. Possible formats are
Dr.Halo, PC Paintbruch, TIFF, Inset,
the Hewlett-Packard LaserJet`s . HPC
format, or PostScript. For more info.
rmation contact: Int. MicroComputer
Software Inc. 1299 Fourth St., San
Rafael, CA 94901, +1-415-454-7101.
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Q: I want to set up a BBS on my A200
and have it operate in the backround.
Is this possible? If so, where can I
get the software to do this?
Walter Flugan, USA.
A: BBS-PC is a very sophisticated
bulletin board system. The software
will multitask, and you can run it in
the backround while you use the com-
puter for other work. For all details
on BBS-PC!, contact:
Micro-Systems Software
12798 Forest Hill Blvd
West Palm Beach
FL 33414, USA.
+1-407-790-0770.
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|Q: What programs do you use to make|
| your demos? Punsiher/Skylight |
| |
|A: Swedish! No, we use assembler! |
| We prefer Seka assembler by Promax|
| of Kefrens! Teeze |
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MUSIC REVIEWS
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With 4-Mat of Anarchy
Hello! Welcome to the first ever Music Review column. Each issue I will
bring you 3 new tunes by musicians from all over the globe, together with
a short review by myself. If you don't agree with my review, don't slag me
off, just ignore it, personally I think the best idea is to just load up
the tunes and listen to them for yourself, as everybody has different
tastes in music. If you want to send in your tune for me to review, don't
hesitate to write to the address at the end of this column.
On the subject of music, you can expect some special NoiseTracker (and
SoundTracker) tutorials coming soon, they won't show you how to write music
of course (that would be quite impossible!!!!) but they will show you some
tricks of the trade, like emulating Synthetic Sounds, Shortcuts etc, as
well as a complete appregio guide. But that is all some time in the future.
Also, if you happen to be writing a game and need music and sound Fx, I am
always available for freelance commercial work, to contact me write to
either the address at the end of this column or phone:ENGLAND (0243)605468
Now this months offerings..
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Music Reviews - Page 1
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NEW WAVE 1 - NEW WAVE OF REAKTOR
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It seems strange now that with the Amiga music trend going more towards
music with a melody, New Wave has written this rather timid house track. As
we all know, the key to a 'good' (untalented!) house track is a lot of
original speech or riff samples, but this tune goes back to the bare
minimum of house, a bass line and a beat. This would not have been too bad
if their was some variety in the track, but I found it quite tiresome and
started skipping patterns (a bad sign in my books), maybe if New Wave had
a go at something original and not another house tune, I would be
interested in listening to it.
VECTOR - FIREFOX OF PHENOMENA
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I remember the good old Firefox classics, and I had wondered where he had
gone until this track arrived. Obviously inspired by the current key-riff
phase (as used by Uncle Tom) this track is getting back to his great old
style, a bit on the short side, but it i s very nice indeed. It is a shame
that Firefox is so underated by other people when he is so talented, and
if you are reading Firefox, send me some more tunes to review!!!
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LATITUDE BY TREVOR HAMLETT
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I received this tune from a guy called Dax, and I was very impressed to see
another good U.K musician coming out onto the scene! Although slightly
sounding like a European release, it has a very nice riff and some nice
instruments, particulaly a 64K blast which really flips you out! I only
have Trevor's first 3 tunes, all of which were very promising and it is
nice to hear a musician that can bang out a decent melody which you can
hum! It may sound simple now, but it makes a refreshing change and I hope
to get some more of his work very soon. Trevor Hamlett writes music on
Amiga for a video production company at present, but expect a few more of
his pieces to arrive in this review column over the next few months.
And that is the reviews for this month, if you want your tune reviewed and
put onto Stolen Data, why not send it to me? Write to :
4-MAT (Music Reviews)
62 St Peters Crescent
Selsey
West Sussex
PO20 ONP
England Until Next Month... Adios
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Interview object: Bozo of Rebels!
Made by Teeze for Stolen Data!!
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SD: Please tell us something about
yourself (Alias,Age,Work,Hobbies..)...
BZ: I'm 17 years old,and I have just
ended the BORING school.The only way I
earn money is selling games to lamers
(nice profit!) My hobbies is ofcoz'the
commy,and sometimes my girlfriend, but
the biggest hobby I have is to drink
BOOZE (Special on copyparties)
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SD: For how long have you been into
computers?
BZ: About 6 years, I started with the
OLD vic 20, then I got a c 64 (WOW!)
and now I'm attacked by the amiga.
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SD: How many contacts do you have?
BZ: About 70.
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SD: Do you mailswap?
BZ: Yeah!
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Interview: Bozo of Rebels! By Teeze!
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SD: How do you do to cover the cost of
mailswapping?
BZ: I dont pay full tax,until the post
will come and say strange things to me
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SD: How much time do you spend with
your toy each day?
BZ: 3-4 hours.
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SD: If there was no AMIGA`s in the
world, what would you be doing at this
very moment?
BZ: BOOZING!!!!!!!!
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SD:How long has Rebels been operating?
BZ: 1 year and 6 months!
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SD: Which one of your productions are
you most proud of?
BZ: COMA!
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SD: What's the plans for Rebels in
1990-1991?
BZ: Hopefully be Denmarks no. 1!
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SD: Do you have a leader, who is
he/she?
BZ: No way, no leader in Rebels, only
an organizer.
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SD: Modem-traders in Rebels?
BZ: No.
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SD: Do you think that modemtraders are
begining to take over the scene, leav-
ing none modemers behind?
BZ: Yes a bit.
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SD: What is your oppinion about lamers
& losers?
BZ: Money are good,and the lamers give
them to ya'.
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SD: What do you think about copy-
partys?
BZ: Great, booze, pussy and meeting
cool guys!!!!
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SD: Which is your favorite beerbrand?
BZ: Havskum (Danish quaility product,
drink 3 - 4 and you are pissed!!)
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SD: Please tell us something about the
Danish scene in your eyes?
BZ: Most of the biggest groups are
dead now,so now theres clean air.
But anyway it was a shame,hope
they'll rise again.
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SD: Do any of your members plan to put
their talents to a legal use in
the future? (writing games ect...)
SD: Yep,some of them are already
making games!
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Interview object: Bozo of Rebels!!!!!!
Made by Teeze of SEDGE for Stolen Data
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SD: And finally do you have anything
else to add to this interview ?
BZ: Yep, some special messages to all
the coooooooool guys who came to visit
Static: It was a great time in town...
And lets welcome the 'new' group
Paradox!!!!!! (This interview was made
some time ago, so Paradox is not much
new more.)
SD: Thanx for your time!....STAY COOL!
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Buuurp! Aaah! If you want to have your
advertisement in Stolen Data..then you
just send it to: TEEZE
Spovg 7
94139 Pitea
Sweden
Remember: Adds are free at the moment!
Firms contact me too!
No illegal game-selling!
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COMPUTER SEX - A HOBBY
by HAMMER / ANARCHY
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Yes thats right, Computer sex !! No
its not dirty messages over the Modem.
This is the insiders guide into how to
have sex with your Computer.
Step 1
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Finding the right Computer... Try a
Computer dating agency, if that doesnt
work try your local Computer shop
Step 2
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Romance... Find a romantically lit
Computer desk and place your new
partner safely onto it.
Step 3
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Position... Always awkward. When the
Computer is busy admiring its Chips
slowly put your hand around its side
and push it to the edge of the desk
Step 4
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Foreplay... You may try a bit of tongue
work in the Disk Drive, but the easiest
way to turn a Computer on, is to use
the Switch !!
Step 5
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Intercourse... When you have undressed
there are two methods of achieving
entry :-
1.. For the smaller size of Penis, just
ram it in there, try the Bishop
Position or you on top although if
you choose that, make sure you have
a strong Desk. If there is no
Friction, then you may be able to
put a Disk in the Drive and then
try again. If there is still no
Friction, make sure you are a male
and that you havnt lost yore Penis
in a freak accident !!
2.. For the larger size of Penis you
may have to be content with no
actual penetration, but sex can
still be enjoyable, dont worry !!
If you do manage entry you will
find the Friction is quite
satisfying.
Step 6
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If your Penis happens to get stuck
just relax, when you go limp you will
find that it is a lot easier to
withdraw.
If you still cant get out, you may
have to visit the local Hospital, this
can be embarassing so try using a
hammer (The Tool not ME !?!) first, but
be CAREFULL !!!
Warning
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Safe sex is always recommended, always
wear a Condom as Viruses are rife in
the Computer world and most of them are
LETHAL !!!!
This article is dedicated to all you
poor unfortunate amiga users out there
who do nothing but play with there
Computers and watch Dirty Movies...
HAMMER / ANARCHY......
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Diskstealers-corner
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Hello and welcome to the diskstealers
page. ( Why say welcome? This is the
most irritating part in the whole mag)
Anyway, we must nail the bastards and
force them to send back your disks! We
will try to help you (lamer or not!).
Send your tips about diskstealers to
us and dont forget to enclose much in-
formation about the diskstealer. Maybe
you have your own way to force disk-
stealers to return you disks? Send the
tip and you will make life easier!!!!!
Well, I haven`t got any letters yet
about diskstealer (oooh dear!), maybe
bcoz this is the first time the disk-
stealers part is in Stolen Data! Any-
way... I will publish some addresses
you dont should send disks to!
Sensei of Contex from Denmark con-
tacted me March -90 and I sent a sen-
ding with some hot stuff. But he did
not return anything. So I sent a new
letter and asked about my disks.And he
told me that someother Contex member
would soon contact me for swapping,
because he was in bad condition becoz
of a car-accident. Forget it!! Noooo
fucking Contex member has sent me any-
thing! So please, dont swap with the
Contex from Denmark! They are disk-
stealers! Loooook out!
And now the address to this fucking
diskstealer.... Sensei of Contex
Ole Henriksen
Kyov 13
8381 Mundelstrup
Denmark
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CoolHead (Hi coolie!) reported about a
diskstealer from Sweden. Stoneman of
Maffia stolen some disks form him.
A message to Stoneman: Send back 10
disks to CoolHead now! Otherwise we
will eat you alive! This is Stoneman`s
address if you want to send a b_mb to
him: Stoneman of Maffia
Markus Stenman
Hagmarksv 6
740 22 Balinge
Sweden
Telephone: +46-018-355... no, we will
not write your number here!But we will
do it if you dont send back the disks!
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Diskstealers.By Teeze for Stolen Data!
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Have you any good ideas and tips how
beat the shit out of diskstealers?
Send them to Stolen Data in Sweden! We
want many! How about calling the fire-
engine and tell them that there`s a
big fire at the diskstealers home! Ha,
then the fireengine will smash the
door in! Haha! Then he must buy a new
door! It will cost the diskstealer a
lot of money!
Or calling them in the nights and
shout in the phone! Probably he will
not like that and send your disks back
at once!
Maybe you could order pornomagazins to
him! He will not like that for sure!
Try to order some stuff from USA with
a visa-card to his place! Hopefully he
will get a visit from the police!? Or
why not tell the software-police that
he is a pirate!? Hmm, why not tell the
police that he is a drugdealer?! Well,
I can write much more... But I think
I save some to further issues!Remember
to send you favoutites to me (Teeze!!)
A few nice addresses. To manufactures
around the world! By Teeze of SEDGE!!!
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Try to contact those firms for more
information about their products.Maybe
you could import your own stuff!!
As always! SD is not responsible for
anthing!
Teeze of SEDGE!
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New Tek Inc.
115 West Crane St.
Topeka, KS 66603
USA.
+1-913/354-1146.
This company manufacture digitizers
and frame grabbers.
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Panasonic Industrial
One Panasonic Way
Seacaucus, NJ 07094
USA
+1-201/348-7183.
Cameras for Digitizers.
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Sony Corporation
Sony Drive
Park Ridge, NJ 07656
USA
+1-201/930-1000
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Supra Corp.
1133 Commercial Way
Albany, OR 97321
USA
+1-503/967-9075.
Manufactures: Hard Drives, modems.....
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Win Bright Enterprices Co. LTD.
7/F., Flat "T",
Valiant Industrial Centre
2-12 Au Pui Wan St.,
Fo Tan (Shatin), N.Y.,
Hong Kong
+852-0-6046780
This company is really great!!!!! They
manufacture: cd-players, cassette-re-
corders and much more! Really cool!!!!
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Inter-Cassette (Hong Kong) LTD.
Man Foong Industrial Building,
13/F. Flat "A"
7 Cheung Lee Street, Chaiwan
Hong Kong
+852-5-5582121 (7 lines)
Very good prices on videocassettes!!!!
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More addresses in further issues!
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------IMAGE, A NEW LEDGEND?------
----- BY JUDGE DROKK & -----
------ APACHE OF IMAGE ------
Image is a totaly new crew formed by
Exodus and Unique, with some members
also from Complax and Gate and a guy
called Cool J. Yep!, the ex Unique
member who coded Universal Pictures
1 and 2, has joined Image from D-Mob.
This group has no connection with any
other "Image" crews or groups, this
Image has one member in W.Germany and
all o ther members are Finnish. The
group has about 20 members including
many good coders, artists and of course
musicians. Inage's aim is to make fast
trainers, great mega-trainers and cool
demo's, cracks may also be possible in
the future. Their products should be
available very fast as they are being
spread by modem. I mage has a BBS in
Finland.. "Pirates Cove" running with
14.4 hst dual, and the number is
358-0-8024389. They hope to have a
second hst board running very soon, and
hopefuly one in the USA.Image look like
being a crew to watch out for!-------->
- Slipstream - Party Report
by MIKE + JESTER / QUARTEX
Our journey to the party starts in
Leicester where Mike Quartex meets up
with ADS & Dax of Inner City, they
leave at 7:30 pm, five hours later
they arrive at my house; but before
they get here they have many problems
to overcome, firstly they arrive in my
road but knock at the wrong house,
luckily a gorgeous woman in a skimpy
dressing gown answers, next they drive
to Speedy Dennis's, he was out, in the
meantime they try to call me, but they
had the wrong number. Finally they
get here, we start calling some boards
and download the many new cracks
available. After no sleep and much
tiredness we decide to leave for
Bournemouth. As the party is not far,
we arrive within 45minutes of leaving
my place.
We park the car, see a sign
'SLIPSTREAM CONFERENCE' Cool!. We
walk down the side of the hotel and
find the conference hall, it was well
furnished, it even had air
conditioning, reluctantly we paid our
entrance fees(4 pound is alot for a
copy party). We'd arrived at 11:30 am
at this time there was only about 50
people present; adjoining the main
room were two small rooms, we occupied
one and set up the modem. In the
other room videos were being shown
(Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles,Back to
the Future 3) but the highlight was a
porno movie where the 'star' turned
into a green alien!
By 14:00 many more guys had turned
up, most of the English groups had
made an appearance, by 17:00 the
kickoff tournament had started. The
winner was a Slipstream member aged
15, his prize: 2 porno movies!!
At 18:00 the demo competition
started, Dan of Slipstream collected
all the demos,Slipstream,Anarchy,THR,
Magnetic Fields & share and enjoy
entered demos. The judges were to be
Mike / QUARTEX, Havoc / ECSTACY
Alchemist / Crack uk, myself plus two
guys.
After our first review, we'd THR,SAE
and Slipstream all tied for 1st place,
so we decided to judge the 3 remaining
demos on GFX,MUSIC,TECHNICAL and
LASTABILITY.
The outcome was: of a possible 240
points, in third place came The
Hacking Relation with 94 points,
second place went to Slipstream with
139, and the overall winner was the
amazing tunes 2 intro from SAE with
154 pts.
The judges felt that the SAE demo
was better than the Slipstream one
because all the ideas in the SAE demo
were their own, whereas the music in
the Slipstream demo sounded too much
like Romeo Knight/RSI. Of course
Andi/Slipstream was furious and tried
to make us change our minds, a case of
a bad looser maybe!
Anyways T.I.W received the prize on
behalf of Comrade J (A Naksha Mouse).
Then all the demos were compiled onto
2 disks, by 20:00 we had all left.
Our next journey took us to L.F of
Slipstream's (now Reaktor) house, of
course they left too quickly so we had
to buy a map and try and find the
place .We got there really easy.
Again the Green Alien porno movie was
showing (cult viewing by all). We set
up the modem (AGAIN!) and called the
U.S boards took down a shitty demo by
Paradox, but no more new wares.
At around 23:00 we left Kevin's
house and travelled to Gandalf of the
Druids, we stayed there overnight
before returning home in the morning.
CONCLUSION: A cool party, good
settings in sunny Bournemouth, lots of
groups.It was well organised (well
done Dan and Kevin),and I'm sure that
Slipstream (now Reaktor) will hold
another conference. Of the groups
that attended here is a list of some
of them: Slipstream (Yo Dan and
Kevin),Quartex, Anarchy (Hi Mr. Big ),
Ecstacy(ChillSteve(Havoc)),Silents UK
(Burp! Dave),Cryptic,Crack UK, T.H.R.
(I hope they got their mummy's
permission to come),SAE (Russ, Dream
Warrior); to name but a few.
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Hot news and Gossip!
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Do you have anything important to tell
the world? Maybe it is a effective way
to do it through Stolen Data? Check it
out!
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Prologic from Denmark are dead.Because
of internal problems they decided to
die. Some members formed `DOPE`.......
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Maga of Piranhas has stopped all his
swapping. New swapper of Piranhas is
Tarcle! Good luck in your new group!
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Teeze hates Sensei of Contex!
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Phoenix BBS on New Zealand is now run-
ning on 19200 baud! The number is:
+ 64 - 09 - 482 0528.
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Bustman of Errors joined Crusaders!!!!
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Damien of Apex joined Beta 5.
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Some members of Empire and Passion
joined Omicron!
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Hot news and Gossip!
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Rumors says that Phenomena are working
on Megademo 2! Maybe it is released
when you are reading this?????????????
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Anarchy U.K. is working on a megademo!
It will be realeased this summer!!!!!!
We are looking forward to see it!!!!!!
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The danish software police is dead!!!!
In Denamrk they are called -SUS-. The
reason is that all the danish software
dealers should pay 2% to -SUS-. But
there are not many softwaredealers in
Denmark, so they didn`t get enough
money.The danish goverment decided to
close -SUS-! We will never die!!!!!!!!
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The U.K. telephone company changed all
the boxes from digital. So now
it is impossible to phreak for free
from the boxes in U.K.................
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Visual Arts joined No Limits.
No Limits seems to be growing bigger!!
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Hot news and Gossip!
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A pure new group from Austria has
started the journey to the top!? There
name is `Organic Crew`!
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Antiaction joined D-Mob.
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Some history about DOOM from Finland:
Doom was founded in november -89, then
Doom`s name was Vision-X. Now TORNADO
and Vision-X joined together and form-
ed DOOM!
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Eliet change their name. They are now
--------> Elite Inc. <---------
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Norway got their own software-police
now........ Because of the big bust at
the Cryptoburners party in Dramen, the
norwegian police decided to organize
a special police-force against piracy.
At the moment there are some policemen
visiting Germany to get some education
about software-piracy. They must learn
how to check disks and where to find
the on/off-switch on the amiga!! Haha!
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Hot news and Gossip!
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Stolen Data is climbing up on the
Crusaders Eurochart!And we will not be
satisfied befrore we are No.1!
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Sooooooon coming... Cult Megademo 2!!!
Cult Norway and Germany are working on
their 2nd megademo. I hope that they
use their `own` music this time?!
Anyway...good luck Skeletor!
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The most active and talent members of
Phoenix left them! They formed a new
mega-active group! They are now SEDGE!
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Mr.Big of DOOM was kicked. He joined
Wizzcat. Now he is Catman!
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Some members of the now defunct U.K
division of EXTREME have formed the
new group SAGA.
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REBELS UK are born.. members include
ROCKSTEADY EX MIRACLE.. ZARCHY EX THR
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ANON of SCOOPEX joined ANARCHY
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-- STOLEN DATA INTERVIEW --
-- GHOUL OF SYSTEM 5 --
-- BY JUDGE DROKK --
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Q: Hi!, What's your handle and what
group are you with?
A: Yoho Dudez! I am leader, swapper,
founder, organizer, gfx (if time!),
whq-man and I am from SYSTEM5!
Q: Who are the members of System 5 and
what are there jobs in the group?
A: GHOUL (LEADER,SWAPPER,ORGANIZER+WHQ
AND MODEMTRADING)
KILLROY (CODER)
MUCKY SOFT (CODER,CRACKER+TRAINERS)
LCP (GFX+SWAPPER)
JACK (SWAPPER)
BEYONDER (SWAPPER+MODEMACTIVITIES)
RISC (GFX+SWAPPER+SOON MODEM-
ACTIVITIES)
STARGAZER (CODER)
WIZARD (MUSIC)
TERMINATOR X (SWAPPER)
VINDICATOR (SWAPPER)
KEVIN (SWAPPER,IMPORTS)
TRASHCAN (CODER)
TRASHCAN (CODER)
DYNAMO (CODER+SWAPPER)
SPELLCASTER (SWAPPER,SECTIONLEADER)
SPLATTERPUNK (?)
3 SWAPPERS IN SWISS
THIS MEMBERS ARE IN SYSTEM5 GERMANY,
SYSTEM5 U.K., SYSTEM5 NORWAY AND
SYSTEM5 SWISS. THIS IS NOT COMPLETE,
CAUZ SOME MEMBERZ JOINED SYSTEM5 UK
AND SYSTEM5 GERMANY.
Q: Can you tell me a little about
System 5, when you were born, your
aims and intentions etc?
A: We were born on august 1989. Our
aims are to have fun, make some
more modem activities and bring
more quality stuff out.
Q: You know have a UK division, can
tell me a little about this, such
as how it was formed?
A: Our UK division was born in July '90
It was formed by Spellcaster who
told me that he left his old group
and so i asked him "Would u like 2
join us?" he said yes and some other
members in the UK joined us too and
so our divsion SYSTEM5 UK was born.
Q: System 5's fame has been growing
in the past few months, what do you
put this success down to?
A: That we made some nice productions,
increased our contacts, get good
connections, much qualified members
joined us and that our stuff is
available on the German Paranoimia
board.
Q: In this world of piracy, do ya think
there is still a place for the
"Games Buying Public" or is software
heading straight for the pirates
mouth?
A: I think that there is still a place
for the buying Public, but it
is decreased.
Q: Does System 5 plan to release a
Megademo, or have you already
released one that I missed?
A: We do not plan to release a Mega-
demo and we did not released one.
We wanted to bring one out, but
than we decided not to do it.
Q: Do you think it is becoming
essential that every group releases
a megademo, regardles of quality?
Afterall, a Megademo should be a
MEGAdemo, should it not?
A: I did not think so, cauz by a
megademo can only some parts be
great with great ideas while much
groups always makes demos and so
are not much good ideas left. Yes,
by a megademo all parts should be
megagood and not usually and not
used very often.
Q: What is the scene like is Germany
and who are the leading five crews
in your opinion?
A: The scene is in Germany friendship
and of course competition. The
leading five groups are:
1. Vision Factory
2. Paranoimia
3. Quartex
4. Red Sector
5. Defjam/ACC/CCS
The first three groups does not
differ much from each other!
Q: As "modem traders" continue to take
over spreading, how important do
consider "swap-partners" to be?
Is the age of friendly mail trading
coming to an end?
A: Swap-partners are important, but
every group should make modem-
trading too. The age of friendly
mailtrading is not over yet and
do not come to an end I think,
cauz not all have a modem and
much modemtraders do mail trading
too.
Q: What are you plans for the future,
both product wise and for the
direction of the group?
A: My plans for the future are to buy
a 38.400 modem for me and make some
trainers. The direction of our
group is that we bring out a mag
called "4 swappers". It is not a
normal mag it should consist only
of advertisments and perhaps some
news. And we bring out the projects
we are working on that are 2 Demos
and the mag as allready mentioned.
Q: Is there anything you want to add
before we end this interview?
A: You can send freea dvertisments as
ascii code on a disc 4 the mag now
and we are searching for some more
cool members worldwide especially
4 our U.K. section.
Contact us for ANY reason at our
WHQ at: PLK 107278-E
8720 S-furt
GERMANY
Thanks for you time Ghoul, may System 5
live long and prosper! ----->Drokk
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BELGIUM SCENE REPORT by
BLACK WOEFIET / PUSSY
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Belgium, country of rulers,
VDB, Technotronic, originator
of the worlds biggest amiga groups
BS1, FREE NETWORK, THE BAND. Famous
for his corruption (VDB), kidnappings
(VDB), sex scandals ( VDB ,PUSSY )
disasters (VDB, CCC). One of the rare
countries who still have a king
(even if it is a real dickhead, Onzen
Boudie) and one of the only few places
on earth where you can crack and swap
piss and eat as much as you want
But now back to the question, how is
the Belgiun scene doing? Well, we
do not have many good groups left
almost all groups died because of
all the corruption and bad organisers
Even PARALAMIA has died (because of a
serious sex scandal, lots of
corruption, some small disasters, and
two kidnappings). The only living
forces in Belgium at the moment
(who are woth mentioning) are a small
but productive cracking group called
SKID ROW and the even upmost famous
very productive and highly popular
PUSSY, notorious for all their partys
demos, compactings, music maestros etc
are now working on a totally new and
revolutionary production which will be
released very soon. Watch out for it
it'll certainly be worth waiting for!
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WE REQUIRE SCENE REPORTS FROM THE
FOLLOWING COUNTRIES.....
GERMANY, FRANCE, BELGIUM, HOLLAND
AUSTRALIA, NEW ZEALAND, ITALY,
FINLAND, AND OF COURSE ENGLAND...
IF YOU THINK YOU COULD WRITE A REPORT
FOR ONE OF THESE COUNTRIES, PLEASE
SEND IT TO THE STOLEN DATA WHQ...
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Cool hackers and lamers can send every
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Red Sector and The Silents
Amiga Conference 1990 Report
--------------------------------
From the 29/6 to 1/7 Silents and
Red Sector Inc. had arranged a big
conference in Glostrup, Denmark.
The conference were held in a big
sportshall called 'Glostrup Hallen'
and it was a perfect place for a
conference. There were a big swimming
pool next to the place. There were a
shopping center 300 m from the party
place.
Well we arrived at the place at
13:30, and we tried to get in, but we
were not allowed to enter before
15:00. When we entered we saw a big
hall with lot of tables and chairs.
We settled down and after a few hours
there were many people in the hall.
The power supply were good, it only
broke down very few times. In the
5-6 hours nothing real happend, only
that people were running around and
tried to settle down. More and more
freak showed on Saturday. Really
nothing happend because everybody
was working on their demo's to be
finished till the demo-competetion
deadline at 9.00 Sunday morning.
Some guys from Bloodsuckers drank
alot of finnish vodka together with
Slayer of Scoopex. Slayer was so
drunk that he felt asleep. But the
guys from Bloodsuckers started to
fuck around and smashing things. They
smashed all the locks at the toilet
and wrote 'Bloodsuckers, The mega
nazis' and stuff like that all over
the toilets. I think that a VERY
fucking bad attitude to have: Go to a
copy party, get drunk and smash
things. I think thats so FUCKING
LAME!!!! If they think they are cool
doing things like that, they must
be sick!!!
Apart from that the party went well.
Some time during the party (I can't
remember the exact time) RSI and
Silents was playing some new music
from Romeo Knight over their BIG
stereo rack..... Well, I can only
that Romeo Knight is THE best!!!!
They were also playing a demo tape
with synth music from Jesper Kyd and
Michael Balle of Silents. Well that
was very cool too!!!!
The party went on, people were coding
their demos, playing the latest games
talking to their friends, some went
to Copenhagen to go on disco while
others were sleeping.
But at last the big event was near...
The demo-competetion!!!!
At 9 o'clock the demos had to be
given to the Silents guys. And at
12 o'clock the demo-competetion
started!!!!
We went to another big hall where we
saw a 3x3 meters big screen and 4 big
loudspeakers, where we saw and heard
the latest demo from Silents. We were
settled, and we got a voting sheed to
vote for the demos. Then it all
started. We saw a demo and after one
demo, we had to vote. Points from
1-10 for : Coding, music, grafix,
idea and overall. It was very cool to
see the demos on such a big screen.
Some of the teams competing were:
Crionics, Silents, Synergy, Budbrain,
Flash Production, Treacl, Cycron,
Venom, Upfront, Kefrens and loads of
other groups. The first prize in the
competetion was : 1000$!!!
No.2 got 500$ and No.3 got 250$.
The result was like this.
1. Budbrain (megademo 2disks)
2. Crionics (megademo 1 disk)
3. Silents (a multidemo)
4. Flash Production (megademo 2disks)
5. Upfront (megademo 1 disk)
After that people copied the demos
from the competetion and leaved.
A cool party was over. Yes, I said
cool party because it was very good
planned and the power supply was just
ok. And the place was just perfect to
a copy party. Exept from things like
Bloodsuckers smashing things, fights,
and somebody dropping tear gas, the
party was one of the best ever held
on danish ground.
GOOD WORK BY SILENTS AND RED SECTOR!
The Pride of Flash Production
for Stolen Data.
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WRITE TO
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WRITE TO
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M24 FU
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WE ARE SEARCHING FOR HOT CONTACTS
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IF YOU ARE INTERESTED THEN SEND TO
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---> TIME FOR A JOKE! <---
It was the old king who was near the
death and he said to his three sons:
- Only the best can have the kingdoom.
You shall go out in the world and
search for ping pong balls. The one of
you who find most balls will be the
mighty king!
The first son found 8437 balls! The
second one found 9540.
A week later comes the third son home.
He is carying a big heavy sack on his
back. He open the sack and out rolls
two big, round balls!
- That is not ping pong balls!?
- What? I thougt you said King Kongs
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A UK SCENE REPORT
BY THE EDITOR
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A lot of cool crew are active in the
UK at the moment, and some cool guys
have not done anything for a long
time. What follows is a list of the
most active crews in the UK at the
time of writing this report.....
SCOOPEX UK are in my opinion the
most active guys when it comes to
cracks and trainers, NOMAD and
ELECTRA being the 2 reasons for
this. NOMAD never seems to slow
down when it comes to cracking and
training, ELECTRA does not seem
to do as much as NOMAD but his
abilities should mean that in the
future he should be releasing just as
much for SCOOPEX UK as what NOMAD
is doing...
Next up is a new crew called
REAKTOR, this group is made up from
the best of SLIPSTREAM and MAYHEM
In the past both MAYHEM and SLIPSTREAM
have released fast cracks and trainers
now that they have merged we expect to
see more from this new crew....
The demo scene is quite different to
the cracking scene in the UK.....
ANARCHY have released 9 demo's/intros
in the past month as well as running
this disk magazine, ( I dont wish to
appear biased about this opinion, but
no other UK group has released as much
as ANARCHY in the past months )
Some other notable demo crews in the
UK are :- ECSTASY, CRYPTIC, IPEC ELITE
MAGNETIC FIELDS, PSEUDO-OPS, MODESTY
ANTHROX (HI MUNGO ), INTUITION.......
And thats how I see the UK scene at
the month ending AUGUST 1990.....
THE EDITOR
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THE FRIENDSHIP MOVEMENT
by MUNSTER / SPREADPOINT
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Perhaps ya have still heard something
about FRIENDSHIP. But nevertheles I'll
explain a little bit about this new
movement.
If ya look at the scene today you see a
few groups which are organized
professionally and make a lot of money
in this business. You also see a lot
of groups and persons buying from these
groups. You see a lot of fights and
struggles in the szene, you see groups
on TV telling secrets that shouldn't be
said officially, you see guys telling
private addresses to the police, you
see a lot of groups and guys suffering
from inferiority complexes who maintain
that they are the number one.
But you also see a couple of groups
which doesn't like this situation and
decided to found a movement based on
the spirit of friendship, teamwork and
fun.
Some of these groups are old groups,
they still remember the first years on
Amiga when only a few groups existed,
when all have known each other, when
they went to (coder-)meetings and had a
lot of fun together.
Some groups are younger ones, they are
fed up with the spirit of business and
competition, they wonna work in a
creative way, they wonna exchange their
experiences at this great machine and
improve their knowledges in coding,
music and GFX.
And some only wonna have fun and cool
chats, they wonna have nice contacts
TOGETHER with other freaks, not AGAINST
them.
Considering this bad development of the
scene in the last years some of the
best-known groups decided to found a
new label:
FRIENDSHIP
The aim of this movement is to build up
a new scene based on friendship,
teamwork, cool chats, exchanging
knowldges and informations, helping
each other and making cool visits and
partys instead of always trying to be
the number one (really silly), fighting
against each other and as consequence
of these bad activities making the
officials treating simple freaks as
real criminals.
All the groups which join this movement
called FRIENDSHIP spread this idea in
all their productions. They also know
all other members of FRIENDSHIP coz
there are contact-persons in each group
who can be contacted by all other
member-groups of FRIENDSHIP. The
groups in this movement help each other
in all cases, e.g. they exchange
sources, GFX and sounds, they visit and
call each other. And they all can only
laugh about groups who claim to be the
number one and wonna be sooo coooooool.
That's really childish, it's perhaps an
aim for little kids, but not for mature
computer-specialists.
OK, i hope you understand now the aims
and intentions of FRIENDSHIP. Now lets
say a little about the organisation
itself.
At the beginning of 1990 I was really
fed up with the situation in the scene
and wanted to change something. So I
searched for persons who thought in the
same way. Beneave all SPREADPOINT
members Cocaine of APEX agreed with me.
Together we tried to spread this idea
all over the scene, and something
wonderful happened. We met a lot of
guys of RED SECTOR at Cebit 90 and some
partys and they all agreed!!
And when I visited Hannover in the
holidays, I met Cocaine, Mr. Soundwave
and Dr. Beat. In this evening we
founded FRIENDSHIP officially, RED
SECTOR, APEX and SPREADPOINT. And we
joined some other groups to this
movement because I knew that they
surely will work in FRIENDSHIP. Now
has FRIENDSHIP the following members:
Rebels, Subway, Fraxion, Venom, Vision,
Red Sector, Apex and Spreadpoint.
And a lot of groups want to join this
idea. For all these guys who have the
same aim like us I give ya now our
FRIENDSHIP contact address for more
infos. Also write to this address if
ya want to join FRIENDSHIP:
PLK 185996 E
3000 Hannover 1
W.-Germany
If ya have a modem, call our FRIENDSHIP
board (with 'coder-corner'), it goes
down to 2400 Baud, coz we wonna give
coders and other interested persons the
chance to call this board (I think most
people do NOT have a 14.4 US-robotics)
Here's the number: +32 87866808 in
Belgium.
So that's all for today, if you are
interested, feel free to contact
FRIENDSHIP.
Yours
MUNSTER / SPREADPOINT
PS: Of course ya can do only legal
activities by these addresses.
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STOLEN DATA PRESENTS
AN INTERVIEW WITH ELECTRA OF SCOOPEX
BY JUDGE DROKK OF ANARCHY
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Q - HI ELECTRA, AND THANKS FOR TAKING
THIS OPPERTUNITY TO BOOST YOUR SELF
ESTEEM BY APEARING ON THE HALLOWED
PAGES OF STOLEN DATA. NOW, MOST
PEOPLE KNOW YOU AS 'ELECTRA OF
SLIPSTREAM', SO CAN YOU TELL THE
READERS WHY THIS INTERVIEW IS
CALLED 'AN INTERVIEW WITH ELECTRA
OF SCOOPEX'?
A - WELL, I SUPPOSE YOU COULD SAY THAT
IT STARTED LIKE THIS. A WEEK BEFORE
THE SIXTEEN BIT SHOW ALL HELL BROKE
LOOSE (WHICH PROBABLY MEANS NOMAD
AND I DID SOMETHING FOR A CHANGE!)
AND BECAUSE OF THIS AN OFFER FOR
NOMAD TO JOIN SCOOPEX WAS MADE. SO
AFTER SOME CONSIDERATION, LOADS OF
SLEEPLESS NIGHTS AND HUNDREDS OF
PHONECALLS LATER WE JOINED.
Q - DID YOU MAKE ANY ENEMYS IN
IN SLIPSTREAM WHEN YOU LEFT, DID
THEY DESPISE YOU AND THE OTHER
GUYS THAT LEFT FOR TAKING AWAY
90 PERCENT OF THE GROUPS OUTPUT
AND PUTING IT IN ANOTHER GROUP?
A - I DIDN'T PERSONALLY LOOSE ANY
FRIENDS FROM THE SPLIT. IT'S JUST A
SHAME IT HAD TO HAPPEN WITHOUT THEM
HAVING MUCH NOTICE. BUT THEN AGAIN
THEY WILL PROBABLY GET ON BETTER
WITH A SMALLER GROUP. I MUST ADMIT
THAT AS A GROUP GETS BIGGER SO DO
THE PROBLEMS (OUR END OF SLIPSTREAM
AT LEAST ANYWAY ).
Q - WHAT ACTUALY BROUGHT ABOUT THE
'BIG SPLIT', DID THE BOYS FROM
SUNNY BORNMOUTH DISPLEASE YOU
IN SOME WHAY AND YOU THOUGHT
YOU COULD DO BETTER OR DID
SCOOPEX JUST OFFER YOU ALL HARD-
DRIVES AND A PC ENGINE WITH CD ROM?
A - THE REASON WHY WE LEFT FOR SCOOPEX
IS THAT PAUL OF SLIPSTREAMS FEET
WERE SO SMELLY WE HAD JUST ABOUT
HAD ENOUGH!! HEHEHEHE!! NO, THE
REAL REASON WAS THAT THEY PROMISED
US THE CHANCE TO SUPPLY US WITH
LOTS OF ORIGINALS TO CRACK,
BECAUSE NOMAD AND I ENJOY CRACKING.
EVEN SO, IF ANY MEMBER OF SCOOPEX
IS READING AND WOULD LIKE TO MAKE
OFFER OF HARD-DRIVES, PC-ENGINES
ETC.. I AM SURE NOBODY WOULD REFUSE
(MINES A HARD-DRIVE PLEASE, BEG,BEG
BEG , GROVEL GROVEL!! (HEHEHEHEHE!)
Q - ARE YOU A TRUE BELEIVER IN THE
MEANING OF THE WORD 'SCOOPEX'
(FOR THOSE WHO DONT KNOW, IT
MEANS SEX-COOP)
A - NO COMMENT!, OKAY, ALRIGHT I'M
COMING BACK TO BED IN A MINUTE
GIRLS!!!!' OOOOPPPS, SORRY DONT
PUBLISH THAT. I'VE GOT A CONTRACT
WITH THE SUNDAY SPORT... I'LL BE
ON THE FRONT PAGE (MAN FUCKS 100
GIRLS AT BREAKFAST TIME, I BET HE
HAS HAD HIS WEETABIX.
Q - EVERYBODY KNOWS THAT YOUR A
'TRAINER', BUT YOUR ALSO A CODER,
MUSICIAN, AN ARTIST AND YOU CAN
CRACK A BIT TOO, SO WHEN DO YOU GET
TIME FOR THE OTHER THINGS IN LIFE,
LIKE BEER, FOOD, SEX & WANK MAGS?
A - HEEEEEEEYYYY, YOUR JUST LUCKY I GET
TIME TO DO THE TRAINING,, MUSIC ETC
THAT I DO GET ROUND TO WITH A BUSY
SOCIAL LIFE LIKE MINE. I MEAN I
MUST BE THE ONLY PERSON THAT HAS
CAUGHT AIDS SEVEN TIMES OF SEVERAL
WOMEN. AND TO BE HONEST I DONT NEED
TO PLEASE MYSELF FROM UTTERLY
BORING METHODS LIKE DIRTY
MAGAZINES. I MEAN, DOING A CRACK
REALLY TURN S ME ON!! HEHEHEHE!!
Q - WHAT IS THE THING THAT APEALS TO
YOU MOST ABOUT THE AMIGA SCENE?
I MEAN, THERE ARE HARDLY ANY BIRDS
TO SPEAK OF, AND WHAT THERE ARE
PROBABLY WEAR 'HITLER SPECS' AND
HAVE 'FA CUP' EARS!
A - FIRST THINGS FIRST(WELL THIS IS THE
USUAL RUN OF THINGS) I DON'T CARE
WHAT YOUR LADY FRIEND LOOKS LIKE,
YOU CAN KEEP HER. IM NOT INTO GIRLS
WITH BEARDS!! THE THING THAT REALY
APEALS TO ME IS THE CHANCE TO READ
THROUGH THE COLUMNS OF STOLEN DATA
AND LAUGH AT DA SPEELING MISHTAKEZ.
IT MAKEZ MI LARF ALORT...
HEEEEEEYHEEEYHEEEYA..
Q - HOW DO YOU GET ON WITH 'NOMAD', IS
HIS EVER CHANGING 'HANDLE', A
REFLECTION OF HIS PERSONALITY, AND
IS IT TRUE WHAT IT SAID ABOUT YOU
AND HE IN THE SUN LAST WEEK?
A - I SUPPOSE OLD NOMAD AND I GET ON
OKAY,IT'S JUST THAT THE FRONT PAGE
FEATURE IN THE SUN WAS WRONG AS
USUAL. IT SHOULD HAVE READ........
`TWO YOUNG MEN TO DAY WERE CAUGHT
BY THE POLICE AFTER DOING AN
INCREDIBLE SPEED DOWN THE M.42 LAST
NIGHT. WHEN QUESTIONED NOMAD
REPLIED..WELL, I JUST WANTED TO SEE
HOW FAST ME OLD CAR COULD GO.. TO
WHICH THE POLICE ANSWERED, YES, BUT
HOW MANY TURBO CHARGED PLASTIC
PIGS DO YOU SEE DOING 140 MPH....'
(HEHEHEHE HI NOMAD, MATE!!!)
Q - WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT THE BRITISH
SCENE COMPARED WITH OUR WORLDWIDE
COUNTERPARTS?, DO YOU THINK WE CAN
KEEP UP WITH THE PACE OR ARE WE
BEING LEFT BEHIND IN ANY WAY?
A - I THINK THAT IF A GROUP IS PREPARED
TO PUT IN THE BIT OF EFFORT THAT IS
NEEDED THEN WE WILL KEEP UP JUST
FINE. EVEN MORE SO AS MORE AND MORE
GROUPS ARE GETTING MODEMS NOW..
Q - NOW ONE OF THOSE BORING QUESTIONS
EVERYBODY ASKS.. WHO IN YOU OPINION
ARE THE TOP FIVE GROUPS (CRACKING
OR OTHERWISE) IN THE UK?.. AND I'D
ALSO LIKE TO KNOW WHO YOUR
FAVOURITE FIVE WORLDWIDE CODERS,
MUSICIANS AND ARTISTS ARE...
A - PLEASE NOTE THAT THESE ARE ALL
MY OPINIONS AND ARE NOT DESIGNED
TO OFFEND IN ANY WAY.
TOP FIVE GROUPS....
1 - US - SCOOPEX
2 - ORACLE UK
3 - ANARCHY (DO I HAVE TO)
4 - ACIDFORCE
5 - SLIPSTREAM
I PERSONALLY WOULD NOT REALLY BE
PREPARED TO JUDGE INDIVIDUALS FOR
THERE EFFORTS AT MUSIC, ETC...
HOWEVER IN MY OPINION THESE GROUPS
SURE HAVE THERE ACT TOGETHER DEMO-
WISE... R.S.I., SCOOPEX FINLAND,
CULT, FLASH PRODUCTION, KEFRENS,
ETC...
Q - CAN YOU TELL ME A LITTLE ABOUT YOUR
DAILY ROUTINE AND HOW THE AMIGA
SCENE AFECTS EVERYDAY LIFE IN THE
ELECTRA HOUSEHOLD?
A - WELL, FIRST THING IN THE MORNING I
WAKE UP, HAVE A JUMP WITH THE TART
I PICKED UP LAST NIGHT, AND THEN
GET UP. AFTER THE CHIT-CHAT AT THE
BREAKFAST TABLE I GET DRESSED (HOW
BORING) THEN I GO TO THE NEAREST
SCHOOL TO DO A BIT OF CHILD PORN.
THEN I GO ROUND TO VARIOUS GIRLS
HOMES. AT TWO IN THE MORNING AFTER
MY MIDNIGHT HAUNT AS A WEREWOLF IN
THE PARK I COME HOME, SWITCH ON
THE OLD AMIGA FOR AN HOUR OR SO.
AS YOU CAN SEE ITS A NORMAL COMMON
ROUTINE USED BY ALL AMIGA OWNERS
ALIKE.NOTHING SPECIAL ABOUT MY DAY.
Q - WELL THAT ABOUT WRAPS UP THIS
INTERVIEW, IS THERE ANYTHING YOU'D
LIKE TO ADD BEFORE WE END THIS
INTERVIEW? (YOU CAN TURN OFF NOW
READERS, HE'S GOING TO TALK SHIT!
..JD).
A - FIRSTLY I WOULD LIKE TO SAY THAT IF
I EVER SEE YOU AGAIN I WILL RIP OFF
YOUR HEAD AND USE IT AS A BOWLING
BALL. NEXT IS A FEW HELLOS.. HI TO-
NOMAD, NICK, YOYO, INFILTRATOR,
JAY, VINCE, SCOOTER, SPRITZ,
JROK(HI!), ADS, ALL MEMBERS OF
SCOOPEX WORLDWIDE, POWERCUT(YOU FAT
SLAG), COMRADE J, BAZ N DRAC OF
MIRAGE UK, AND TO EVERYBODY ELSE
EXCEPT JUDGE DROKK! OKAY, NOW ABOUT
NOMADS PLASTIC PIG.. WELL FOR
PEOPLE THAT DONT KNOW, A
PLASTIC PIG IS A RELIANT ROBIN! AND
GUESS WHAT? NOMAD HAS SPRAYED HIS
BRIGHT PINK WITH A GREEN GO FASTER
STRIP E DOWN THE SIDES, IT LOOKS
REAL COOL WITH THE WIDE WHEELS ON
THE BACK AND THE ROVER V8 ENGINE IN
THE BOOT. IN FACT I FIND IT THAT
GOOD THAT I AM GOING TO DIGITIZE
THE BLACK CLOUD IT PUFFS OUT THE
BACK WHILST GOING ALONG, AND WILL
USE THEM IN A NEW INTRO. HEHEHEHE!!
NO OFFENCE MATE, YOU TART!!!!
P.S. EVEN THOUGH I LEFT SLIPSTREAM
BECAUSE PAULS FEET SMELT SO BAD, I
CAN STILL SMELL THEM, CHANGE YOUR
SOCKS YA LAMER...HEHEHEHE!! BYE!!!!
DROKK SAYS...
FIRSTLY, DONT THREATEN
ME, IVE GOT 60 MILLION STOLEN DATA
READERS AS WHITNESES, SECOLDLY MY
SPRELLINHG IZ IMPROOVIN ORL THE
TIME, SO DONT TAKE THE PISS, AND
THIRDLY, WHATS UP WITH A ROBIN
RELIANT, I HAVE A GREEN 'T' REG
SUPER ROBIN 850, AND ITS NEVER LET
ME DOWN! THE END
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STOLEN DATA CONTRIBUTIONS
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
If you would like to conduct an
interview for Stolen Data, then
please do so, dont wait to be
asked! Send the interview as a
text-file or printed to our UK or
Swedish HQ, the addresses can be
found at the front of this issue.
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COMMODORE CDTV - NOT WHAT YOU WERE
EXPECTING.......
by COUNT ZERO
************************************
Details have emerged about
Commodere's long promised CD
machine,and it is not what was
generally expected,an Amiga with a CD
drive,but instead it is Commodore
Dynamic Total Vision (CDTV) which will
be launched in September.
Indeed,judging from appearences it
doesn't even look like a
computer,finished in matt black,at a
casual glance it could be easily
mistaken for a VCR or CD player,with
many similiar controls and LED track
counter.Yet when you start to look at
the specifacations,it is immedietly
recognisable that its silicon guts are
the same as inside your familiar
Amiga,with a full complement of the
same custom chips,Agnus,Denise and
Paula.Along with 1 Megabyte of Chip
Ram,and 1.3 OS with modifications to
handle data decompresion from the CD
drive it is essentially an Amiga with a
CD drive.
Unfortunatly though,this is exactly
what Commodore don't want you to think,
and instead it is to be marketed as a
multimedia machine,more of an
executive, yuppie toy,than a computer (
after all,you don't get grown men
buying games machines,do you? ).This
is what it will remain as well,as the
expected price tag is over 750,more
than an Amiga and Monitor!.Commodore
are aiming to sell 1 milion machines in
the next two years,perhaps optimistic?.
Screen resolution will be the same as
the standard Amiga,but because of the
data transfer rate of 150K/sec,it will
be unrealistic to hope to see full
motion Video,so forget about animation
similiar to Dragan's Lair laser disc
version, animation will be
limited,proving beyond doubt that it's
not an Amiga CD console.
It's main function is what Commodore
term "Edutainment",that is,Education
and Entertainment,although you would
have to be pretty bored,and uneducated
to spalsh out 750.The introductory
disk,the equivalent to "The Very
First", and probably as bad,contains
such grippingly interesting subjects
like "The Victoria and Albert
Museum","Rain Forest" and other such
wonders......
We can only wait with baited breath
for its launch (can't we?),and although
not as good as it could be,perhaps
restricted by cost factors,it can only
improve the situation for optical media
storage and players,paving the way for
the only viable alternative to the
magnetic disk,CD RAM.Hopefully we won't
have to wait to long for a true Amiga
with a CD drive as optical technology
costs will decrease with the expansion
in the market brought about by
Commodore's machine.
-- Count Zero --
PS. I'm Looking For Coding
Contacts,And a Good Crew To Join in the
Merseyside Area,My Address Is In The
Classifieds
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BANGERS JOKE PAGE
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Q: WHATS GREEN AND SMELLS OF PORK ?
A: KERMIT THE FROGS FINGER !!
Q: WHATS WRINKLED AND SMELLS OF
GINGER ?
A: FRED ASTAIRES FACE !!
Q: WHY DO LITTLE GIRLS CARRY
GOLDFISH IN THEIR POCKETS ?
A: SO THEY CAN SMELL LIKE BIG GIRLS !
Q: WHAT GOES 'CLIPPETY CLOP, CLIPPETY
CLOP, GET OFF YER FAT CUNT' ?
A: ROY KINNEARS HORSE !! (SICK -ED)
Q: DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE MAN WHO
COULD NOT SPELL ?
A: HE SPENT THE NIGHT IN A WAREHOUSE!
Q: WHY DO WOMEN HAVE TWO HOLES SO
CLOSE TOGETHER ?
A: IN CASE YOU MISS (or SO YOU CAN
PICK THEM UP LIKE A BOWLING BALL)
Q: WHAT IS THE DEFINITION OF
CONFUSION ?
A: TEN BLIND LESBIANS IN A FISH
MARKET !!
Q: WHAT HAVE TUPPERWARE AND A WALRUS
IN COMMON ?
A: THEY BOTH LIKE A TIGHT SEAL !!
Q: WHY WAS TIME OUT CALLED AT THE
LEPERS ICE HOCKEY MATCH ?
A: BECAUSE THERE WAS A FACE OFF IN
THE CORNER !!
Q: WHAT HAPPENED TO THE POPE WHEN HE
WENT TO MOUNT OLIVE ?
A: POPEYE KIKED THE FUCK OUT OF HIM !
Q: WHY DID THE PEREVERT CROSS THE
ROAD ?
A: BECAUSE HE HAD HIS NOB IN THE
CHICKEN !!
Q: WHAT DID THE LEPER SAY TO THE
PROSTITUTE ?
A: KEEP THE TIP !!!
Q: WHY DID THE QUEER THINK HIS BOY
FRIEND WAS SEEING SOMEONE ELSE ?
A: BECAUSE HE KEPT COMING HOME
SHIT FACED !!!
Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL A RUSSIAN WITH
V.D.
A: ROTCHERKOKOFF
Q: WHAT IS THE GERMAN WORD FOR VIRGIN?
A: GOODENTITE !!
Q: WHY CANT YOU GO FOR A PISS AT A
BEATLES CONCERT ?
A: BEAUSE THERE IS NO JOHN !!!
Q: WHY WAS THE QUEER SACKED FROM THE
SPERM BANK ?
A: BECAUSE HE WAS DRINKING ON THE JOB!
Q: WHAT IS THE WORST THING ABOUT AIDS?
A: LEAVING ALL YOUR FRIENDS BEHIND !!
Q: WHAT TWO THINGS IN THE AIR CAN
MAKE A WOMAN PREGNANT ?
A: HER LEGS !!
Q: WHY DO MEN HAVE MORE TROUBLE WITH
PILES THAN WOMEN ?
A: BECAUSE GOD MADE WOMEN THE PERFECT
ARSEHOLES !!
Q: HAVE YOU HEARD ABOUT THE NEW
DEODERENT CALLED UMPIRE ?
A: ITS FOR FOUL BALLS !!!
Q: WHY ARE PUBIC HAIRS CURLY ?
A: IF THEY WERE STRAIGHT THEY WOULD
TAKE YOUR FUCKING EYES OUT !!
Q: A BLOKE GOES TO THE DOCTORS AND
HE SAYS 'DOCTOR, DOCTOR, IVE GOT A
CRICKET BALL STUCK UP MY ARSE' ?
A: AND THE DOCTOR SAYS ' OWZAT ' !!
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HAVE YOU HEARD ANY GOOD JOKES LATELY
IF SO PLEASE SEND THEM TO BE INCLUDED
IN THE NEXT ISSUE OF YOU FAVOURITE
MAGAZINE -= STOLEN DATA =-
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THIS NEXT JOKE IS FROM ELECTRA OF
SCOOPEX UK................
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
THE CHIP SHOP
FROM ELECTRA OF SCOOPEX
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
THE CHARACTERS
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
W - WOMAN SERVING BEHIND COUNTER
F - FAT BASTARD
OKAY, TO SET THE SCENE....
OLD FAT BASTARD WAS WALKING HOME FROM
THE PUB AFTER DRINKING ABOUT FORTY
PINT S OF LAGER, YES YOU'VE
GUESSED IT HE'S A LAGER LOUT!!. ON HIS
WAY HOME HE PASSES A CHIP SHOP.
F - AAAAAAHHHHH, ME GUTS, I THINK
I'LL GET SOME'AT TO EAT.
SO IN WENT FAT BASTARD. BEHIND THE
COUNTER WAS THE MOST REPULSIVE
LOOKING TART YOU COULD EVER WISH TO
MEET. SO REPULSIVE CERTAIN PEOPLE I
KNOW, AND THEY KNOW WHO I MEAN!,
WERE MORE APPEALING.
F - GIVE ME A FUCKING BAG OF CHIPS YOU
OLD CUNT!!
W - YOU WHAT???
F - I SAID GIVE ME A FUCKING BAG OF
CHIPS NOW!!!
W - iS THAT ANY WAY TO ASK FOR
ANYTHING??
F - WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU ON ABOUT??
W - ALRIGHT, COME ROUND HERE AND I'LL
COME INTO THE SHOP AND YOU
CAN PRETEND TO SERVE ME.
F - ALRIGHT, ANYTHING FOR A BIT OF
PEACE AND QUIET...
SO THE FAT BASTARD WALKS BEHIND THE
COUNTER, PUTS ON AN APRON JUST
TO LOOK THE PART. WHILST THE WOMAN
BEHIND THE COUNTER WALKS ROUND TO
THE OTHER SIDE OF THE COUNTER AND
PROCEEDS TO ASK FOR A BAG OF CHIPS.
W - COULD I HAVE A BAG OF CHIPS PLEASE.
FAT BASTARD HAS TO THINK FOR A MOMENT
FOR A SUITABLE REPLY...
F - NO!! FUCK OFF!! YOU WOULDN'T SERVE
ME!!
How to make a free phonecall from
Sweden! By Teeze for Stolen Data!
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I (Teeze) got a horrible cool idea
a few weeks ago! This might only work
in Sweden, but I think it can be done
by others too! It is all very simple!
Just follow the instuction s and it
will go fine!
Do you know what a collect call is?
This cheat is a sort of collectcall.
In Sweden we have collectcall BA call.
That means `Betalas av andra person'or
in english PS,`Payed by second person`
If you call from Sweden to a guy in
New Zealand (for example) I dont think
he wants to pay your phonecall. Hahah!
Then we have something called BT call.
(Betalas av tredje person ) or in
English PT (payed by third person!).
Hehe! You will not pay and the other
guy will not pay! But who will pay
then? Yeeees! We have something called
`Heta linjen` in Sweden and in english
= The chat line! On this `Chat Line`
you can have a nice chat with unknown
people! So then you just have to fix
up that the`Chat Line`will pay for the
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phonecall! Anyway.....READ THE INSTRU-
CTIONS CAREFULLY NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
1. Prepare your phonecall! Find piece
of paper at write down...
a.Your name (dont use the same twice!)
b.Your friends name (who will `pay`).
c.The number you want to call.
d.A not so well used chatline-number!
2. Phone the operator in Sweden.
Different numbers depending where you
wanna call.
Sweden: 000
Scandinavia: 0012
World wide: 0018
3. Say like this (swedish!):
Y: Hello! I want a BT call to ____
Then she will ask you who will pay,
name, your name, where you are calling
from, who you wanna call and his name.
call and his name.
4. You just give her the number to the
chatline, your friend fasle name, your
false name, the number to the phonebox
you are using, the number and name to
your friend far far away!
4. The opearator must check if the
chatline can accept. Remember that you
are calling from a phonebox, otherwise
she will tell you to hang up and then
she could call you back. But if you
use a phonebox she dont!!!!!
5. Oooops. Your dear friend happens to
be on the chatline at the moment!! She
will then ask for (your friends false
name!). He says: - Yes. Here I am!.
- Is it possible for Mr.X to charge a
phonecall on you to 'West-Germany'?
- Eh? Well, okay but only for 3 hours!
- Okay. Thanks Mister!
6. Hehehe! She will now return to you
and put you threw! Now you can chat
with your friend in Deutchland for 3
hours!
This very nice cheat works fully in
the United States of Sweden! I dont
know if it works in your country too!
Please, write a letter and inform me
if it works or not in your bloody
country!
Write to:
Teeze of SEDGE (SD SwedenHQ)
Spovg 7
941 39 Pitea
Sweden.
I also want to thank Jester of Quartex
for the very good article in Issue 3!!
Hope this could be something?!
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16 Crazy Larry's 916-662-4549 2400 Ami/MAC/IBM
17 Crystal Palace 31-297530299 19200 ACC European HQ
18 Cutting Edge 619-724-9016 2400
19 DDC 714-654-3407 9600
21 Electronic Dreams 415-365-9761 19200
22 Fairlight 46-016-127263 2400
23 FBI #1 718-234-3659 19200 Paranoimia
24 FBI #2 718-259-9661 19200 Paranoimia
25 Forbidden City 818-330-5043 19200 Quicksilver H.Q.
SYSTEM NAME PHONE # BAUD COMMENTS
26 Forgotten Realm 408-446-3889 19200
27 Genesis-1 317-885-1268 14400
28 Gotham City 509-968-9003 19200
29 Greyhaven BBS 708-551-9461 19200 Quartex
30 Greyhaven BBS 708-551-9574 38400 Quartex
31 Horizon HQ 46-16-127263 19200
32 Infernal Regions 312-477-5407 2400 BS1 WHQ
33 Involuntary Death 708-599-1537 19200 Scoopex WHQ
34 Inner City 708-462-8067 2400 Ipec Elite
35 Killer Blue II 415-491-4215 2400
36 Laser 619-670-1388 2400
37 Link to Perfection 201-679-8477 2400 Quartex
38 Mega Force 815-458-2236 ????
39 Mega Tokyo 415-435-0186 19200 Cool sysop
40 Metal Castle 415-283-6509 19200
41 Mother Board 516-783-1450 19200
42 Network 23/Defjam 316-684-5761 9600
43 Night Fright 216-898-1638 19200
44 Panic Zone 617-444-4338 2400
45 Phantom Guild 718-897-7245 19200
46 Pirates Heaven 39-2-220-843 19200
47 Power Surge 704-254-9142 2400 Q.silver H.Q.
48 Pseudo-Ops HQ #1 916-933-6027 19200
49 Pseudo-Ops HQ #2 509-968-9003 19200
CONTINUED -=>
SYSTEM NAME PHONE # BAUD COMMENTS
50 RSI 514-325-6325 19200
51 RSI WHQ 517-663-0571 2400/9600
52 RSI VOICE MB. 504-8305-349 2400/9600
53 Raunchy Amiga 313-968-2595 19200
54 SBS 916-926-3187 2400
55 Sacramento Amiga Central 916-391-1987 2400 Ami/IBM
56 Sanitarium 201-822-9373 2400
57 Shadows of Doom 313-274-5630 19200
58 Shadows of Iga 707-527-7711 19200
59 Smokey Tavern 415-837-2069 2400 80mb
60 Software Center 201-392-8351 2400
61 Software Center 201-392-8351 19200
62 Spaztic Amiga 407-639-9123 14400 Fairlight
63 Strange Zone 214-221-1667 9600
64 The Association 206-384-4002 2400
65 High Voltage 01899-15474 2400 Power Connection
66 Trilogy WHQ 804-499-2266 19200
67 Unity Fields 31-75-702997 19200
68 Utopia 407-655-3561 2400 Q.silver H.Q.
69 Vision Factory 49-931-25155 19200 German HQ
70 Vision Factory 312-283-6340 2400
71 Vision Factory 516-783-1450 2400
72 Vision Factory/Bencor HQ 24-88-42-811 19200 Italian HQ
73 Vision Factory/Bencor HQ 312-452-6511 19200
74 Western Amiga Exchange 415-359-3333 19200
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---- DEAR MR DROKK ----
-- --
---- The Solution to your Confusion ----
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Dear Mr Drokk,
I am writing to you because I need help
with this serious problem I have.
You see I have this tendency to swap with the bigest
lamers I can find, then I meet them down at the shows,
this is where the problem arises, I get hungry and eat
them for breakfast! (more filling than shredded wheat!)
Please help if you can!
Signed.. Electra of Scoopex(UK)
Drokk says..
Fuck me! You big arsehole! You dont have a
problem, you have what we Psycological Therapists call
"a gift". Eating lamers is a pastime all high profile
scenegoers would love to undertake but we just dont have
the balls. You are a credit to your group and I be very
suprised if they let you go now that your "secret" is out.
What I sugest is that you visit every show, and attend
every copyparty that comes along (the Magnetic Fields
party should be a good picking!) Gobble Gobble Gobble!
Next problem please...
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Dear Mr Drokk,
I'm a member of a small Swiss group called
"Mediator", and my problem is we cant find a fucking coder!
We've tried everything, we've placed add's, asked our
contacts, everything!!! I'm even thinking of putting an add
in a newspaper job page. We've got an artist (an apprentice
he loves drawing) and he does some very cool fonts. We also
have a musician, he's going to do some stuff when he leaves
school. I'm despersate, I'll do anything (apart from pay!)
to get one. Please help...
Signed.. Spook of Mediator
Drokk Says
Fuck me!, give me a hankie somebody quick! You
realy do have a problem!. A non-cracking group without
coders is an unknown entity! What you have to realise,
is that coders (above gutter level) arent going to join
an unknown group with no hope of having their work spread.
It's like telling jokes to a dead audience. Have you
thought of ways you could produce original material that
dosent require a coder? You have a musician and an artist,
so why not make a small start by producing music disks? I
know this is nothing major but you will never get anywhere
doing nothing. Failing that.... join Pendle Europa!!
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Dear Mr Drokk,
Can you help me?, I am obscenely in love with
a pot of strawberry yoghurt!!
My obsession has been to the extreme of glueing my testicles
to a bus station wall and to be frank, toffee apples don't
close kitchen drawers often enough for even Vic Reeves to be
impressed. If possible could you send me a cling film parcel
filled with utter remorse and cabbage.
Yours without a hankercheif..
Uppy of Intuition
Drokk says
My dearest 'Uppy', what you have found is a very
special kind of love. A unique love that nobody can take
away from you. In fact the only thing that could possibly
marr this wonderful relationship is your own mind, as long
as you think that being in love with with a pot of strawbery
yoghurt is normal, then you will be happy. Dont let it
upset you if you are mocked in the local cinema, smooching
with you true desire, or walking hand in carton down the
lane. As for Vic Reeves, toffee apples, remorse and cabbage
and kitchen drawers, try asking the fucking yogurt!
THE FINNISH SCENE
by FIRECODE / AMAZE
Finnish scene is one of the most-known scenes because of lot of articles
and scene-reports in magazines. Nowadays Finnish scene has changed quite
a lot. UNIQUE has died . . . ANIMATE has fall down . . . etc. Lot of big
changes has happened here in finland and that's why i'm writing this
now. This report contains some of my opinions and you can freely
disagree. But I think this contains also most facts about Finnish
scene. Let's start . . .
1. I think that number one in Finland is EXODUS ! They produce
quite a lot. Cool demoes, cool intro's and a lot of cool stuff!
Nowadays Exodus have members from Animate, Unique and from some
other Finnish groups. Exodus have one board in Finland also.
They have cool coders, graphicians and musicians . . . what
else good demogroup needs . . . ? I've also heard that they maybe
start to crack and train games . . . let's hope it's true!
Exodus is also known of their modem-traders and imports. They
really deserve place number 1 in Finland.
2. Second in Finland must be SCOOPEX. They do much ! And if somebody
cares quality it's Scoopex They have made some masterpieces like
Seven Sins, Mental Hangover. Also made some very cool intro's !
Members of Scoopex know what they do and they do it with quality
My opinion is that Scoopex has best coders in Finland . . . !
Their spreading is also cool, but not as cool as Exodus, because
Scoopex really hasn't got much swappers ..... ! Nothing else to
say . . . Absolutely No.2 in Finland . . . . . . . !
3. Then it's quite hard to deside who's next ... ! But i think it's
Wizzcat. Yes, WIZZCAT is (my opinion) number 3 in Finland ! They
made lot . . . quality isn't same as Scoopex or Exodus, but it
isn't either bad... Lot of demo's, some intro's and some trainers
are Wizzcat's weapons. Sometime ago their spreading was real bad
but now they had improved it. Wizzcat stays in my mind as a good
demogroup. . .
4. In this place must be CAVE. They don't do much, but not either too
little... quality is like Wizzcat's . . . Nothing VERY special and
nothing lame . . . They are most known about their Modem imports
and their cool spreading . . .
5. It's hard to decide between CLONES and BLOODSUCKERS... but i think
fifth is Clones . . . They have made some demoes and some intro's
(not very special) There's almost nothing I can say . . . . .
Reliable group with weird and funky members . . . . . . . .
CONTINUED....
I don't rank the others, because it's real hard job to deside who is
better and so on . . . . here's something about the other teams in
Finland . . . BLOODSUCKERS (as mentioned) is quite cool group . . .
Real dissapoinment was Megaparty . . . There won't be it . . . !
DISKNET is also quite known Finnish team . . . They have made some
nice demos ... Sometime ago their best swapper joined Unique and after
that to SILENTS . . . ACCESSION is almost dead . . . old legend . . .
BEYOND FORCE is one sleepy demogroup . . . too old . . . !
TEAM-X is quite known . . . They have released some lousy demoes and
introes . . . spreading is real poor . . . BYTERAPERS is old legend
but t hey have released some demoes . . . let's see . . . DUAL CREW
FINLAND are some old members of Freedom force . . . GATE was sometime
ago a cool group, but isn't anymore ! OK, there are still some other
groups, but I think that they aren't worth of mention so I won't write
about 'em ! There are also some lamergroups, which are at "war" with
almost everybody and think that just they are best and there's no
others ... I won't name these groups, because it would broke all their
dreams in their small head . . . !
Yep, this is the story of Finland in June 90 !
Some late words: I've heard a rumour that the best members of EXODUS
will left the lamers and form some very new group . . . We'll see ...!
This scene report was written at beginning of June and I can't tell
the things happened after that. Sure you understand !
(FIRECODE/AMAZE)
------- GOSSIP CORNER ------
-Have YOU heard the latest?-
-------BY JUDGE DROKK-------
Welcome to the Stolen Data gossip
page. A page designed to keep you up to
date with whats happening on the Amiga
scene throughout the World!. What's
the latest?. Slipstream have split
up, key members (in the cracking and
training department) have moved to
Scoopex, the remaining members merged
with Mayhem to form Reaktor. Sky are
dead members joined forces with a U.S
group... Random, but then Random split,
and most members joined Scoopex, they
were Stryper, Spreader, Afterburner and
Anon. Spellcaster Left Brainwave UK &
joined Extreme, after one week he left
and formed System 5 UK. Splatt has
left Vision and is now a member of
Classic. the four best members of
TETRAGON joined DUAL CREW they are
JBM, TRIGON, JOKER, and HATER
and ADS of QUARTEX has been bust for
credit card fraud ( tut tut )
Exodus and Unique have merged to
form IMAGE(See Profile). Ilusions UK
have split up, half of the ex-members
have formed a new group called
Crack. Hybrid, Greystar & Batman left
Mercenary and formed Omicron UK.
Mnemonic has left the Untouchables
and joined Pseudo-Ops just in time for
Pseudo-Ops to join Defjam! Hotwire has
left Inner City and is now a member of
Modesty, and he's now called Interq.
Galdor has left The Druids and is now
a member of the new group Rare. The
D.C.S and Tristar cooperation is over,
Tristar are now in cooperation with
Red Sector Inc. Rocksteady has left
Miracle and has joined Rebels. Acid
force & The hacking Relatiom have both
dissolved. Chrome are dead, this is
due to their best coder leaving to
join the Silents. Paranoimia are dead
following a drugs bust, remaining
members formed Skid-Row. Del has left
Mayhem, Slipstream(now Reaktor), S.A.E
and XXX International and has joined
Anarchy. Amaze and Possesed are no
longer in cooperation, the shortest
merger ever...maybe?. And thats this
months gossip in the order I heard it!
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1. Macro Assembler. The Macro Assembler,by Metacomco,is noteworthy because it
was the first and, for a long time,the only assembler for the Amiga. Thus, it
became the standard.To this day Commodore uses the MacroAssembler for develo-
ping new Kickstart releases; all include files were written specifically for
Metacomco`s assembler. With such an important role, it is for tunate that the
Macro Assembler is quite good. It closely follows the specifications set by
Motorola,the manufacturer of the 68000 chip. Sensible extensions to the Moto-
rola specification are included to make programming easier.
The Macro is, however, slow; it flops out of the gate at a dead crawl. This
assembler needs a bit of updating to compete today.
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2. Devpac Amiga. Devpac is unique (not you Unique!), thoughtfully-engineered
package.It includes an integrated editor/assembler,but also offers the option
of a stan-alone CLI version. It can turn assembly directly into normal execu-
table file.It can also produce a linkable module,or even direct absolute code
(useful for burning ROMs, or patching existing code). Despite the fact that
Devpac was ported from Sinclair QL and Atari ST, shows little or no stigma.
The disk includes quality examples to get you started, although an additional
exemple requiring data to be directed to chip RAM would be most welcome. The
manual offers hand holding for beginners (although the tutorial on how to use
the CLI aims a bit low). Experts can conveniently skip through it.
Devpac is free of rough edges and awkward features.Error handling is graceful
after assembly, you simply hit the right-Amiga and J keys to access the next
line with an error.
The MonAm debugger,like the rest of the package, is tiny, fast,and efficient.
It can read in debug hunks produced by other assemblers, trap Gurus, single
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step code, and examine registers and memory. While additional tracing options
(such as "slow run") and expression evaluation would be appreciated, MonAm is
up to the task. I have only two complaints.First, it cannot take advantage of
large displays because its screen size is fixed. Second,on the A500 and 2000,
the search function crashes if it does not find what you asked for.
While I found absolutely no bugs in the assembler, the current Devpac version
has several major limitations.All are clearly and honestly spelled out in the
manual. Among the important ones is an inabililty to support local labels,
which hurts. Also,labels may not be longer than 16 characters.This is awkward
because some Amiga ROM calls have long names, but Devpac compensates by
renaming them. Althogh only one SECTION directive is allowed per file, this
is tolerable because you can split your work into multiple files. Lastly, the
editor`s work space does not expand dynamically as more text is entered, and
you can edit only one file at the time.
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3. Cape 68k. Cape 68k comes with a built-in editor that can act either as a
tripped-down EMACS or a WordStar clone.The editor does not dynamically adjust
its text buffer size when text is added, although there is a capability for
editing files larger than the buffer. Other than pulldown menus, no Amiga
features are used; you can`t even point and click to move the cursor. You can
save the entire configuration of the editor and assembler to a file with a
single command. Except for the fact that you can edit only one file at the
time, CAPE`s editor is easy and pleasant to use.
A unique feature of CAPE 68k is an ARexx-style message port. ARexx (William S.
Hawes) program owners can write programs to control the editor and assembler
remotely.
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The assembler is nearly 100% compatible with the Metacomco standard, and goes
well beyond that. Converting programs written for other assemblers will be
easy. CAPE has more features than any other contender. One particularly nice
option is MACFILE, which works just like INCLUDE, realizes that most include
files need to be looked at only on the first pass (all the others read each
include file twice).
CAPE 68k supports a healthy set of optimizations, including just about every-
thing except changing forward-long branches to forward-short. CASM, the same
assembler without an integrated editor, is included on the disk.
The editor crashed twice during the testing, and displayed a few other minor
glitches. The assembler fails to flag an error if you attempt mulu.l. The - o
command-line option does not work;a specific OBJFILE directive must be in the
source. Inovatronics` generous upgrade policy allows you to simply exchange
your master disk for the latest version.
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4. LATTICE ASM. The LATTICE C compiler comes bumdled with an assembler. It is
clear that this is intended primarily as a support tool for the C compiler,
and not to stand alone.
ASM is just barely Metacomco-compatible enough to deal with most of the
standard include files, although some do not assemble properly. Macro support
is incomplete. There are no temporary variables, instruction variants such as
bchg.b are disallowed,and ASM doesn`t support such important assembler direc-
tives as EQUR. Converting standard examples generally requires tedious work.
On the positive side,ASM gives you excellent control over selective placement
of sections in chip or fast memory.As expected, the capabilities of ASM comp-
lement the Lattice C compiler; ASM can create base-relative code and data for
later manipulation by Blink. The Lattice assembler is the only one that comes
with a full, commented set of the newest include files (I am of the opinion
that all serious programmers should own a set).
Documentation, however, is terrible. There are a few scanty pages that do not
even touch on some of the most important features. The complex and critical
CSECT directive receives no coverage; there is no mention of the - u option
required to assemble examples on disk.
Specifying a large number of registers in a MOVEM instruction produces
incorrect code and corrupts memory. Attempting to use a binary constant such
as "label equ % 1011" produces incorrect code. The CNOP directive is broken
and can cause bad code, and ASM will smugly place word and long-word data on
odd boundaries without warning.
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5. AZTEC AS.ManxsAztec C compiler produces code by first translating to 68000
assembly and then assembling the result; thus an assembler is resident in the
program. In recent versions, this assembler has been upgraded to the point
where it can stand on its own.
Metacomco compatibility is good.It handles the standard include files with no
problems, and you can coerce it into assembling most source code with only
minor hassles.
Aztec offers the best code-optimization features of any of the packages. The
program optimizes forward and backward jumps, jump subroutines, and branches,
as well as moves to data registers. The only real problem is that Aztec uses
its own object-file format. This effectively locks Aztec users into their own
world.The Aztec linker has options to bring a subset of standard Amiga object
files in; the assembler should have an option to put such files out.
Any DCB.B instruction with more than 160 elements produces incorrect code.
With moveq, it is impossible to take the length of an area; for example,
"moveq#endcode-startcode,d0" will not work. Even with optimization of, some
code sequences are still optimized; this sin is hard to forgive...............
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6. ASSEMPRO. Assempro has one unique (them again!?) feature: if it encounters
an error during assembly, a box pops up on the screen, allowing you to type in
a correction and continue. It`s even nice enough to automatically update the
file in the editor. From this point onward things go downhill.
The fundamental problem with Assempro is that not enough effort was put into
porting it to the Amiga. Assempro combines a tightly-integrated editor,assemb-
ler, disassembler, debugger, and quick-reference utility in one huge program,
an approach held over from the Atari ST version. When you boot up Assempro,all
four major modules open windows that cannot be closed separately.
The editor is painfully slow and so buggy that the authors of the manual found
it necessary to mention at least one defect in print.Assempro crashed 57 times
before I stopped counting. By working slowly and avoiding sudden moves, it is
possible to get things done. Possible, but not pleasant!
There is no way to automate the assembly process. Assempro wont take arguments
from the CLI. In order to use Assempro,you have to load the whole ball of wax.
The assembler does not conform to the Metacomco standard, or to the more
elemental Motorola standard. I was unable to find a single source file in my
collection that would assemble without changes.Assempro cannot read the stand-
ard include files; a heavily-edited custom set is on disk.Already these inclu-
des are absolete, and, worse yet, the editing job is imperfect.
The debugger is the high point of the package.It is reasonably capable and has
a natural feel. Unfortunately,it has difficulty fitting into the Amiga enviro-
nment; it cannot read standard debug hunks,and common multitasking situations
cause it to lock up.
Assempro would benefit greatly if all the modules were unbundled into separate
multitasking modules,and more attention was given to make them Amiga programs.
There would be no need to lose the integration, and modules could communicate
via message ports. As it stands, Assempro is overshadowed by six other
assemblers.
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Picking up the pieces
Three of the packages - Devpac, Cape and Assempro - come with built-in text
editors, none of which is spectacular. They work, but the average user will
probably want something better. All but Assempro allow you to import any text-
editor you can choose.
Only Lattice ASM, Cape and Aztec support the objectfile magic the linker needs
to patch together multiple baserelative modules. Base-realative addressing
reserves an address register to point to the middle (base) of the data area,
and uses short relative references to dramatically reduce program size. Any of
the assemblers can fake this, but only for all-assembly programs.
Devpac is perfect for small stand-alone assembly work, and for beginners. Cape
is the next step up in power.
If 68020 or 68881 code is what you want, Aztec`s assembler is the one for you.
Remember, though, that using it locks you into the Aztec enviroment.
If you plan on creating assembly modules for use with another language, you
will need to match capabilities. For use with Aztec C, the Aztec assembler is
the only practical choice. For Lattice C, the assembler is fine to start with,
but once you outgrow its capabilities you may want to upgrade to CAPE!Any ass-
embler is suitable for use with BASIC. You will probably need to create object
files in Amiga Format for use with any other languages (such as Modula-2),
which puts Aztec and Assempro out of the running. Any of the others should do,
though, but I recommend checking with the language vender to be sure.
Assemblers run the gamut from beginner- to expert-oriented, from fully compa-
tible to incompatible, and from bugfree to buggy. There are many possible
solutions to the assembly riddle; look carefully at your present and future
needs to determine which will complete the picture for you.
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Macro Assembler Devpac + Aztec C68k
Metacomco PLC HiSoft
distributed by: distributed by:
Sothern Technologies Manx Software Systems
3212 Beltline Rd., Suite 301 One Industrial Way W.
Dallas, TX 75234 Eatontown, NJ 07724
+1-214247-7373 +1-800-221-0440
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Cape 64K C Compiler
Inovotronics Inc. Lattice
11311 Stemmons Freeway, Suite 8 2500 s. Highland Ave., Suite 300
Dallas, TX 75229 Lombard, IL 60148
+1-214-241-9515 +1-312-916-1600
+1-800-533-3577
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INTERVIEW WITH SUN CONNECTION
CONDUCTED by HAMMER / ANARCHY
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SD: Please, Geronymho, before telling
us about your team, tell us a
little about yourself.
SC: In fast words, I'm 19, I'm French
and I get bored of liars. My main
time is spent in school, Amiga
listening music, and studying
french (you know that french is the
most beautiful langage over the
world, according to me!). I spend
about 1 hour a day in front of my
Amiga (during school) and 6 hours a
day (during hollidays).
SD: When were Sun Connection founded
and by whom ?
SC: Sun Connection born at the end of
1988. That means that we born about
a year ago.I founded Sun Connection
with a friend of mine, U2. He
stopped now on Amiga, but sometimes
draw for us a cool sculpt 4d
picture. He made our first tunes
So, I'm the only member left....
SD: Name the current members and their
Roles in the group...
SC: Geronymho : Organizer, Main swapper
and I make musics with my friend
Cobburn.
HDWR: (that means Hardware!)
Graphic Artist
Revolution: Coder
Axis: Code and Gfx
Pixstar: Sculpt Artist
End of Data: Swapper
Omen: Dpaint Artist
Cobburn: Sound Artist
Saxon: Gfx Artist.
I must say that we are friends
(that's not the same in all teams.)
In fact, we're 9, and I think it's
quiet a good number. Two or three
members will join soon.
SD: What were you initial ambitions and
do you feel youve fulfilled any ??
SC: Our initial ambitions were:
To make our best, (and not be the
best),
To create NICE things,
To get a bit famous (for example
beeing interviewed by a cool mag
like Stolen Data!!!), to be friends
To avoid arrogant people
We thing we do our best (it's up to
you to have an opinion, and think
if our best is lame or cool), we
create nice things (hope!), we're
interviewed by several mags (see !)
and we're friends. But we failed in
avoiding arrongant people. They're
too many!!
SD: What do you think is your best
production so far ??
SC: I really don't know what is our
best production so far... We are
always thinking of tomorow.
Yesterday does not really interest
us... (we're philosophs, don't you
think so?!). Maybe you can answer
for me?! In fact, we are proud of
our productions, but we think it
could be better. So, we hope to do
better again!
SD: What do you think your Group is
best at and why ??
SC: Your question is a good one. I said
that our plans were to make nice
things. Would you be satisfied if I
say to you that we plan Sun Slide
III? hehe, not at all ( it's yet
released). All right, here's my
answer. That's not a coincidence
About 10 graphic artist failed in
joining us, because our graphic
selections are really hard... and
that's the reason why what we
release is worth beeing used like
TRUE graphix. In common demos
graphix are not really important.
We decided to make the graphix
important. We are proud of our
graphix, it's maybe the thing we do
best. For example, Crusaders are
best for tunes ( they're not bad at
all!!! ), we hope to be good at
graphix.
SD: What are your future productions ??
SC: Sun Slide III is finished. The rest
is not finished yet, so wait'n
see! We hope a lot in a new
great cooperation, soon to born
SD: Have you ever thought about
releasing cracks ??
SC: We thought about releasing cracks
We're not interested in. There are
many people who do that for us.
SD: What are your views on Software
Piracy and how it effects the
programmers and Software Houses ??
SC: Maybe software houses should stop
to pay mags to tell us how great a
shit is. When they will stop to
release so lame productions, saying
it's another revolution, maybe they
will sell more. I noticed that
sometimes crackers ask people to
buy software when the soft is cool.
That's a good idea. The Sim City's
coder is worth beeing congratulated
The coder of Altered Beast or other
shit should come back to his
mother's home, and fuck his dog
instead of making lamers buy his
shit (and mags tell lies about it!)
WHY can't we pay more a virgin disk
(like french SACEM in France for
cassettes), and the add can't be
given to software houses? And so
cops would let us live our life!
(sorry for my bad english). Nobody
can stop cracking, but somebody can
stop prohibition, and give software
house money taken for empty disks!
My last word: it's too expensive!!!
SD: What do you think about the French
Amiga Scene ??
SC: French Amiga Scene? Well... Let me
think... We are friends with Demons
Dragons did cool demos. We have
friends like Doxos, Drifters,...
There are DMAcon, Cyclone, Mystics
too... But many lamers think
they're best ( they only want to
stay arrogant). To lie is to rule
We hate that! Brain Wave told lies
about us in Zine ( Arakis said we
would die ! ). We never said
something about Arakis, and we
wonder where he finds his news (it
has never been true that 4 members
left us! : we were 5 two months ago
and we're now 9!!!).!). We hope it
was a mistake. French scene is
less interesting than french girls!
Maybe this will change because we
plan something great with Demons
and others cool teams. Wait 'n see!
SD: What do you think about Modem
Trading ??
SC: Modem trading is too expensive
SD: Who do you rate as the Best.....
Crackers, Trainers, Demo Makers
Musicians, Grafix and Swappers ??
SC: I can't rate crackers, nor trainers
Many of them release 100 percent
cracks, fast, and nice. Nothing
more to say.
Best demo makers are RSI, Rebels
and some others. Best graphix are
done by RSI (again!), some good
ones by others teams, but they have
not always the same quality. Best
musics are by many people ( and
that's fun! ): Crusaders ( whaaoo
Dr Awesome and Fleshbrain! Bacteria
was far away better than the others
( already cool ) music disks ! )
Rebels ( Static has got an
hypnothical style !), RSI, and some
others... Best swappers? That's
hard to answer. I like fast people
sending quality, beeing friendly
That's hard to find. Fast people
have often nothing to say. Others
are really friendly but often don't
send really good stuff... Others
send always quality, but are not
fast, or not friendly. I think
quality and friendship are better
than to be fast ( it's always
possible to get the stuff, but not
to get friends...). My best swap
friends are Eddie of Silents ( fast
and friendly ), Tee Djay of
Powerlords UK (long long letters !)
and Billy of Demons (always saying
what he think, even if it is to
criticile). I enjoy to write to IBB
because I speak Italian ( I get
sometimes bored of english!) with
them (I try!).
SD: What do you rate as the best Demo
of all time ??
SC: According to End of Data, The best
demo of all time is The Thrust
Ottifan demo. According to Cobburn
that is the RSI demos. I really
don't think that there is ONE best
demo. Many demos are cool. What
End of Data and Cobburn said is
right.
SD: What Game do you like best ??
SC: E.O.D. enjoys Jumping Jack Son
I don't agree. With Cobburn, we
meet during hours at Tennis Cup
That's a great challenge! But maybe
Shadow of the Beast is the best
game ever.
SD: A bit of a cheeky one this !!
What do think about Stolen Data ??
Sc: I remember to have enjoyed Stolen
Data when I saw it. But I was in an
exam, so I don't really remember
School work, you know... (sorry!)
I haven't seen the paper mag yet
I will ask for it when I get time
(I still have exams!).
SD: Any Last Words.....
SC: Well, I t hink it's over. So sorry
for bad english, and good night
everybody, from Geronymho of
Sun Connection!
Write to me:
Geronymho of
Sun Connection,
LARA,
84570,
METHAMIS,
FRANCE.
We won't steal your disks, because
we're not stealers. NO ARROGANT
PEOPLE. Send your own made
productions, or news, or even
better, modules and samples! Life
wouldn't be life without music!
SD: Thanks for talking to us Geronymho
And Good Luck with all your future
productions.........
Interview conducted by
HAMMER / ANARCHY FOR STOLEN DATA
INTERVIEW WITH PARADOX
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BY MOLE - ANARCHY
Q1 - Hello,could you tell me your name
how old you are and which group
you belong to?
A1 - Hi MOLE,my name is CLASH,I`m 17.5
years old and belong to PARADOX.
Q2 - How many members are there in
PARADOX and what do they all do ?
A2 - We`re made up of about 30 in
France, Denmark and U.S.A.. Many
members have got loadsa functions
We are made up of (on 28 June 90)
3 crackers 6 original suppliers
3 musicians 10 coders
8 traders(modem & mail) 4 artists
The main editor of News on Tour
(who lives in Germany)
Q3 - What groups were you in before
PARADOX?
A3 - I`ve been in the scene for 1.5
years. I started in some little
group before joining M*A*D and
now PARADOX.
Q4 - How did PARADOX get formed,why?
A4 - Some cool and great guys of MAD,
Trilogy,Rebels and Dexion decided
to join their forces in order to
make a famous group with 2 main
objectives: Being in the top 3
best groups in cracking AND
coding. I think we have succeeded
and we`ll continue for a long
time - from time out of mind!
Q5 - Whats the french postal service
like?
A5 - They`re too often on strike and
not regular enough.
Q6 - How do you rate the French scene
compared to the rest of Europe?
A6 - Well generally speaking, the
French scene is very lame coz of
the police activity.So there are
no famous groups except PARADOX
and DRAGONS .But in fact,coz of
police,, these groups have NO
relations with the other french
lamers, ( except cool guyz!!! )
otherwise we would be caught.
Thats the reason we dont crack
any games in French language
coz only french lamers are
interested in those ones.However,
be told about the french scene
there exists some really great
coders like Thomas Landspurg, OMD
Wild Copper andsome other ones but
they are not very active.As you
can see, compared to t he rest of
Europe, there are some elite guyz
who aren`t very numerous and have
relations only with foreigners
coz of secuirity. So the word LAME
suits the french scene the best.
Q7 - Whats the best copy party you ever
went to??
A7 - Nope !, each time I`ve been to a
party lamers or cops were there.So
I didn`t have the chance to visit
a great party but I hope to visit
a great one this summer!
Q8 - Do you suffer from lamer problems?
A8 - Yes, from many jealous and
hypocritical guys. I hate them but
thats life!!
Q9 - Has PARADOX got any boards?
A9 - PARADOX boards are->
Sleepy hollow 703-525-0986
Involuntary death 708-599-1537
Hallowed ground 45-43-43-93-98
Q10 - What are your predictions for the
scene in the future??
A10 - I don`t know!!!
Q11 - Will you be buying another
computer / console ?
A11 - Not know coz AMIGA is still the
best ! ! ! !
Q12 - Thanks for doing the interview
is there anything you want to say
before we finish ?
A12 - Yes I want to send some hellos to
all PARADOX members worldwide.
Good luck with Stolen Data but
don`t forget to read News on Tour
coz its very good too !! (he!he!)
INTERVIEW BY MOLE - ANARCHY
FOR STOLEN DATA
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PARADOX WOULD LIKE TO POINT OUT
THAT ALL NEWS ABOUT THEM IN A
RECENT ISSUE OF CRACKER JOURNAL
IS NOT TRUE.
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--CURRENT TRENDS IN THE DEMO SCENE--
--- BY MOLE OF ANARCHY ---
Demos and intros nowadays seem to
follow the same familar pattern. Some
clever guy thinks of a cool new idea
and releases a demo. Everyone says how
cool that demo was and then goes away
and codes their own version of it,with
something slighty different, thinking
they are the best in the universe.
The first of these must have been the
sine scroll,some cool guy thought of
it and now everyone uses it all the
time in intros/demos. More recent ideas
include the bob record idea where
everyone was fighting to get a couple
of extra bobs on the screen so they
could be top. The latest well used
ideas are based on copper effects. One
type is the SINE-COPPER effect that
first appeared in a demo by Turboslug
of ITV (now in THR), after this loads
of intros and demos were released
using this effect,but hopefully we`ve
now seen the last of those! The latest
(and last?!?) well used idea is the
`sideways' copper effect, which is
basicly some normal copper bars going
through a sine on their side, this has
been used on a variety of intros and
demos.As it is the demo scene has
become stagnant as every one spends
all their time copying each others
ideas, surely all the groups out
there can think of their own ideas
or is this asking too much?
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-- A MESSAGE FROM KREATOR --
Sorry, but there is no coding
section this issue. I've been too
busy to get anything finished..
I promise to include my coders
section in the next issue, but,
i also want your help....
if you have any idea's for further
coding sections, or if you are
having trouble coding and need my
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send your idea's and problems to
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------------ CONTENTS PAGE ------------
---------- THE EDITORS BIT -----------
--- ENCYCLOPEDIA OF BULLETIN BOARD'S ---
---------- CLASSIFIED ADVERTS ----------
THE FINNISH SCENE by FIRECODE / AMAZE
------- QUESTIONS AND ANSWERS --------
---- INTERVIEW WITH BOZO OF REBELS ---
- MUSIC REVIEWS by 4-MAT / ANARCHY -
----- MAIL ORDER IMPORTERS -----
- MAIL ORDER IMPORTERS / FRIENDSHIP -
-- THE GOSSIP CORNER by JUDGE DROKK --
---- LAST MINUTE NEWS AND GOSSIP ----
-- INTERVIEW WITH GHOUL / SYSTEM 5 --
--- BELGIUM SCENE REPORT by PUSSY ---
- RSI and SILENTS CONFERENCE REPORT -
--- A UK SCENE REPORT by THE EDITOR --
----- PHONE PHREAKING IN SWEDEN -----
------- ASSEMBLER REVIEWS -------
---SLIPSTREAM PARTY REPORT by QUARTEX---
----- ENERGY / CHAOS PARTY REPORT ------
---------- BANGERS JOKE PAGES ----------
INTERVIEW WITH PARADOX by MOLE ANARCHY
----------- DEAR MR. DROKK -----------
-- CURRENT TRENDS IN THE DEMO SCENE --
--- INTERVIEW WITH SUN CONNECTION ---
- ENERGY REPORT / IMAGE PRO-FILE -
-- COMPUTER SEX - A HOBBY (cont...) --
-- INTERVIEW WITH ELECTRA / SCOOPEX --
- SCOOPEX cont... / CD ROM by C.ZERO -
- CDROM - NOT WHAT YOU EXPECTED.......
-- THE FRIENDSHIP MOVEMENT cont.....
- NEXT ISSUE / A MESSAGE FROM KREATOR -
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