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  SMOSH AND FIIZI STRIKES AGAIN!  HEPP HOPP, OF COURSE IT IS MOSH AND TEEZE AND NO ONE ELSE!!!  WHHOOOM... WE ARE SITTING HERE AT TEEZE^S PLACE BOOZING!  TEEZE IS DRINKING VODKA AND MOSH WHISKEY!   LATER ON TOMORROW FLEXY AND SKYWISE WILL JOIN OUR ^FYLLEFEST^!   FUCK ALL LAMERS!   RUBBER B[J ON THE PHONE SAYS... ^I FUCKED SAMANTHA F[X OCH VILL GE KNULLNINGAR TILL ALLA LEJMERS P[ [LAND ISLANDS!^    ... TEEZE SAYS... ^HEY MR.BIG AND JUDGE DROKK.  GO AND BUY A SWEDISH.ENGLISH DICTIONARY!^  MOSH SAYS   ^HEJ ALLA BRITTER, HOPPAS NI F;RST[R DETTA LILLA UTL'GG, ERA J'VLA ICKE SVENSKTALANDE DR'GG!!! ^     HO HO HO...ONLY KIDDING...  VOUS COMPRENEZ FRANCAIS??  VOICI MON PREMIER SCROLLTEXT EN FRANCAIS!!! JE SUIS FUCKING PROUD! TEEZE NE COMPRENDS PAS FRANCAIS, PARCE QU^IL EST UN GROS FUCKING SKITST;VEL! ZUT ALORS J'VLA KRUPP I N'SAN ...    TJO SAN ... THIS IS MOSH TYPING SOME SHIT TO MY INTRO...   SINCE I AM TIRED OF ALL FRACTALES, FRUCTALES, KEFTALES, COCKTALES AND DICKTALES I HAVE INVENTED MY VERY OWN COLOR CYCLE DIARRHEA FOR YOU TO PUKE AT. THESE TALES ARE CALLED FERRYTALES, AND CONSISTS OF TEXT PLUS FREEZED VECTORS WITH CYCLING STENCIL IN 28 COLORS. OK... ENOUGH SHIT FOR NOW.   HEY TEEZE, LET^S BOOZE A BIT MORE!   OK, NO TIME FOR COMPUTING NOW ... ^SK[L F;R ALKOHOL OCH ANARKI!^ ... WE^RE GOING TO THE CINEMA NOW ... SEE YA LATER...     ...17 HOURS LATER...YO!  JUST WOKE UP AT 3 PM TO MAKE THE FINAL MODIFICATIONS OF THE CODE TO THIS INTRO... OK, I WON^T TYPE MUCH TECHNICAL BULL EXCREMENTS IN THIS SCROLLY, LIKE THE ARROGANT CODERS WHO TYPE SHIT LIKE  ^ DID YOU KNOW THAT THE COLOR CYCLES ABOVE ARE CALCULATED WITH A COUPLE OF MAGNETIC ATTRACTORS WITH THE FIELD STRENGTH BEING INVERSELY PROPORTIONAL TO THE DISTANCE OF THE ATTRACTORS, AND THAT THE SQUARE ROOTS ARE CALCULATED IN REALTIME ??? ^ .   OOOPS, I PROMISED NOT TO HAVE ANY TECHNO STUFF LIKE THAT...    ...BUT THAT WAS OF COURSE A LIE! HO HO HO... OF COURSE I HAVE TO BE ARROGANT AND BOAST A BIT, TOO, AS EVERYONE ELSE DOES SO!  HOPE YOU CAN STAND IT!   SOME OTHER PSEUDO INTERESTING FACTS ABOUT THIS INTRO ARE FOR INSTANCE THE DOUBLE BUFFERED SPRITE LIST AND THE FACT THAT THE LOGO TURNS TO MED RES WHEN TWISTING.  I TELL YOU THIS BECAUSE OTHERWISE YOU WOULDN^T HAVE NOTICED A SHIT OF THE BEAUTIFUL HALF SIZE PIXELS I^VE BEEN WORKING SO HARD TO ACHIEVE ... DC.L 01009200 ... ALRIGHT, THAT WASN^T TOO HARD!     ...WELL, SEE YOU LATER THIS EVENING...THERE WILL BE A PARTY SOMEWHERE AND THERE WILL BE LOTS OF BOOZING AND HOPEFULLY FLEXY, TUA, WU LI, TEEZE, SKYWISE, LEXTER, MARVIN, MYSELF AND PERHAPS SOME MORE COOL GUYS WILL BE THERE...                           ...SNYFT! DET BIDDE INGE PARTAJ! BRIST P[ LOKAL... OCH MAN VILL JU INTE VARA UTE I KYLAN OCH SUPA... VI BOR JU FAKTISKT I LAPPLAND...   MEN VI F[R V'L SPARA V[RA FLASKOR MED KRONVODKA OCH HEMBR'NT TILL N'STA HELG!  D[ J'VLAR!!!        ...IF YOU WANT TO CONTACT ANARCHY ..... FORGET IT !!! WE ARE DROWNING IN CONTACTS!  FLEXY JOINED ONLY SOME WEEKS AGO AND HE^S ALREADY GOT DISKS UP HIS EARS!!!   AAAAHH! ONLY JOKING! WRITE TO TEEZE OR FLEXY FOR COOL, HOT, FAST, SLOW AND PROFESSIONAL SWAPPING ... THAT MEANS NO LAMERS! ... READ THEIR ADDRESSES SOMEWHERE ELSE...      WELL, WELL...  WE^LL ARRANGE A PARTY IN SWEDEN SOON, SUPPOSE YOU ALREADY KNOW ABOUT THAT, BUT I^D JUST LIKE TO REMIND YOU...IT^LL BE IN NYK;PING, SWEDEN, DURING THE EASTER HOLIDAY OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT. WITH A LITTLE BIT OF LUCK, WE^LL HAVE OUR MEGA DEMO READY BY THEN.    SO GET YOUR STUFF READY, IF YOU WANT TO RELEASE IT AT THE BIGGEST PARTY EVER IN SWEDEN!   AT LEAST WE HOPE SO!   BUT THERE^LL BE LOTS OF PEOPLE ANYWAY, ^CAUSE MANY FAMOUS AND COOL GROUPS HAVE PROMISED TO COME!  SEE THE PARTY INVITATION FOR MORE INFO!       YAWN! I^M A BIT TIRED OF WRITING SCROLLTEXTS NOW...HMMM , LET^S SEE WHAT TO WRITE ABOUT ... OH YES! SOME PERSONAL HIPPIE HIPPIE HANDSHAKES AND HELLOS FROM MYSELF!       HEY DAN! WHAT ABOUT THE PREVIEWS? LOST MY ADDRESS???   I WON^T BITE YOU!  ANYROAD, SEE YOU IN NYK;PING!       TWISTER! HAVE YOU RECIEVED MY CHRISTMAS GIFT YET ??? HOPE SO!      TUA DEN M'KTANSFULLE... TUBORG RULES!!!        POWER PARROT OF LAPPLAND COMMANDO FORCE!  PAY ME FOR INTRO CODING!! NOW!! HA HA...     PHOTON ELLER PROTEC ELLER PROTON ELLER POSITRON ELLER VAD DU NU KALLAR DIG NU F;R TIDEN... OM DU KOMMER TILL NYK;PING F[R DU SE TILL ATT INTE SM'LLA AV!!!  S[ TA^T LUGNT!       ZIMS!!! TA UT TUMMEN UR R;VEN OCH H'LSA P[ OSS!  F;RRESTEN, HAR DU N[GOT NYTT COOLT PROJEKT P[ G[NG???         NIBBLER... YO MAN!   J'VLA KGB AGENT...BUGGAR TELESAMTAL...HMMM. INTE BRA... VILKEN V'G SOM HELST, S[ SES VI, KANSKE SNARARE 'N DU TROR...       TORULF  ^WOLF^  BRYNGELSSON OCH KARLSBERG  ^DR.SATAN^  RANGELBERG ELLER VAD NI NU HETTE... KOMMER NI N[GON VART MED KODNINGEN???        MARC PANTHER!  SAY AFTER ME ... ^TEEZE 'R EN SKITST;VEL^  , AND IF YOU EVER MEET A NICE SWEDISH GIRL, TRY SAYING  ^JAG VILL SLICKA DIN PLASKV[TA FITTA^  TO HER!    THE SUCCESS IS GUARANTEED!     BRUNO OF ANARCHY!!  COOL MUSIC! KEEP IT UP THIS WAY! ^CONTROLLER^ IS SIMPLY MEGA COOL AND BRUTAL!          HEY, SULKY FELLOW OF VERTIGO. SAW AN OLD DEMO OF YOURS THE OTHER DAY WHICH GOT ME TO WONDER...DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING AGAINST WRAITH, OR ARE YOU JUST FRIENDS ???  SEND ME A POSTCARD OR SOMETHING...ANYWAY, I^VE GOT SOME SUGGESTIONS FOR THE NAME OF YOUR NEXT DEMO ... ^RIDE THE VECTOR^ , ^VECTOR DAYS REVISITED^ , ^DISPOSABLE VECTORS^ , OR PERHAPS ^FILL TO BLACK^ , ^FILLED UNDER ICE^ , ^FILLING DEATH^ OR ^FOR WHOM THE VECTORS FILLS^ ...ANYWAY...METAL RULES!!!        AND FINALLY A MESSAGE TO ALTA OF SILENTS ...JAG HAR F[TT EN NY TELEFON! DEN 'R I DYNAMIC FRINGE FREE SUPER HI RES HAM MED 48 BITARS F'RGER OCH HAR REJ TREJSING MED UPP TILL 256 LJUSK'LLOR I REALTID ...UTAN EXTRA H[RDVARA!!! SL[ DET OM DU KAN!!!              PHEW...THAT WAS IT!  SEE YA IN OUR NEXT PRODUCTION!     

ANARCHY
PRESENTS A
NEW INTRO
CALLED
 
F E R R Y T A L E S

BRUTAL CODING BY

SUPER HOT
ARTWORK BY

MIGHTY MUSIC BY

MOSH SENDS
REGARDS TO ALL
ANARCHY MEMBERS
AND ALL OTHER
FRIENDS.

DO YOU LIKE      
CHESSBOARDS?
    I^M BORED OF^EM!
 
DUE TO LACK OF
IMAGINATION,
THIS AREA HAS
TO BE FILLED UP
BY SOME TOTALLY
INNECESSARY AND
STUPID BULLSHIT