And finally it is about to come...
WHAT??? Tell me, tell me!!!!
NO WE WONT!!! Just wait to see the very
very soon coming raytracing...
BTW. Write something on the keyboard.
YEAH, it is true.. Release two will come
to your screen at this very party!
We hope you like these small LEMMÆND.
Well, at least we like them ourselves.
+ The Credits +
Code by Hannibal.
Gfx by Slash.
Music by Mad Freak.
Raytracing by Morten Thuesen.
No tech stuff here.
But we can tell, that tracing is HIres,
thirtyone frames, DeltaPacked and
forced through a twenties film camera.
Well, enjoy the last lemmænd, coz now
we are gonna restart.
what the fuck is that?
kiss my ass, bitch!
write something more intelligent!
non of your business!!
we dont want that shit.
lamers opinions are unwanted here.
hils din storebror, brian!
ringe besked! nyt forsøg...
live from aars, denmark!
hvad fanden er meningen??
shut the power or boot something else..
this is not for kids, so fuck off!!
the power is on, your brain isn't!
it's boring to write this messages!
what are you saying, looser?
thanks! same to you, sucker!!!
hang on for the real demo. coming soon.
advertise.. get stolen data number ten!
try to use your brain ....cell!
we want to insult everybody personal.
we are not number one. we are better!
are you sure that's your true opinion?
don't be stupid, sucker!!!
this is the most rude messagebox ever!
hold da kæft, hvor var det dumt svaret!
humour.. no, this is serious business!?
yes, but watch out for our demo anyway.
almost as boring as filled vectors.
more boring than filled vectors.
but my glenzvector is faster than yours
code ... we bought it from codemasters.
music .. we bought it from psygnosis.
gfx .... that is none of our business.
try to keep to the subject, please.
men hvad synes du om storebæltsbroen?
vote yes to the ec. i would have done.
volvo, svenska bilerne utan manglar.
sas, if you belive in delays!
seas, for spændingens skyld! hahahaha!!
ha ha ho ho ho hi hi he he! serious?
would be fun, but stick to reality!
try to be a bit more serious!
maybe, but slash draws better than you!
nope, i don't believe you, sucker.
that's a lie. i can prove it.
another lie from of your mouth(hands?)!
but you could improve your grammar!
i understand, but your language is bad.
try to write another word!
poing poing pong ping pang! got it?
øøh, er du helt sikker?
fuck yourself with a paving stone, boy.
fuck yourself with a pudding, llllamer!
go eat your glasses, llamabrain.
la la la la la lamer!
try to write toadflax on the keys.
hurry up, tell me more!
s h u t u p !!!!
what! i hope you are not bored yet?
ud at se med dsb + ud at flyve med lsd.
but i have more disks than you!
but i am better in tetris than you!
but pretty maids rules!
write some goddam sentence, or i'll blowyour head off!!!
shut up or i'll shut you up!
right here, right now!!
to all anarchy members, there is a spacebetween nørre and alslev!
asmone is too old, too lame. trashonics made the great follow-up, which we use!
the best group ever!!! we rule from now on till the end of the world!
hope you enjoy these nice bobs above!
see you at this party. hvordan går det med din plasmademo?? det var faktisk megaflot!
hi mikael, looking forward to your con+ cert. anyway, i look forward to talk to you again.
oh, no! but maybe the opposite!
try writing secret parts!
but i am hannibal
oh, sorry. i just haven't thought, that i was ever going to meet anyone that famous!
hi fellow, great preview. we'll see how this comp is! ofcoz i'll win again!
hej casper, dit selvdøde lokum. godt vi snart er færdige mit den schweinerei, ne?
don't copy gfx for gfx+competitions, that's unfair to real artists!
hello friends. what are you up to now? tell me or show me!
not if you stay offensive all the time!
great computers lately.
is your seventeen+disk demo coming soon or what, critical mass?
coming with another demo this year, eh?
die da, die da am eingang steht? nein!
ofcoz we use dpaint!
deltapacking is a great invention! i saved almost one megabyte!
du kan holde dig for ørerne. du kan holde dig for øjnene. men du kan ikke begge dele samtidigt!!!
d d dance
upside down down down down!
die fantastischen vier
nein, sie ist die frau, die freitag nicht kann!
the original title of this was actually "eyes again"!
the eyes, our main motive.
i don't want to hear such words again! understood?
sorry not to see you here, fish!
write futuremind dos instead!
to join our fanclub, send hundred dollars to trix and tell him to send them to me!
the extremely smart loader system, whichcan check errors, load from other drivesand realtime depack loaded stuff. cool!
sorry about all your unused work, and thanks for the loader, and for being thelink, that keeps me from talking to mf!
a great game with a really great tune! remember?
the worst ever!!!
just wait... he he he!
the best ansi-game ever!! go get it!
you dont understand, nerd? well, it's simple. just write something, and you'llget an answer from the computer.
that's too hard to explain to a no+brainlike you!
are you just too stoopid to understand?
dont mention hurrilame here, please. youmake me want to puke!
no, i don't believe you are hannibal!
great demo, but my new demo is better!
my extremely cool packing system, which i among others use for realtime load anddepacking! cool!?
hvad er obs reklamer
dårligst hver gang!!!!!!!!!!!
hvad er obs
billigst hver gang!!!!!!!!!!
has an unused brain
yes, just what i would say.
no, just an unused brain.
i dont care who you are, what you are, or why you are that!!
i have not
that's right you have nothing!
ahr, fuck off. you aint got anything at all!
you ain't got no shit, so shut up!!
is a megalamer
yes, just my words.
no, just a megalamer.
my iq is much better than yours!
is this really intelligent code!? noooo,it took only two days to code!
ofcoz we use imagine!
ofcoz we use iffmaster!
try to write help.
sorry about rebels, but nothing happenedthere!
hejsa, simon! er du med denne gang, eller hvad?
det bedste navn til freaks overhovedet!
bror jacob! er du ved at være færdig med dit billede?
øksekagemanden er sku' da flink!! he is just in a bad mood!
kim, please fuck off! we hate you, don'tyou understand!
ok, kyd. i admit, that you succeded in making me hear weird music styles!
just sing.. destruction ha ha ha ha ha murder blood war ooooouuurrrgh die!!!
it is true what søren r. said about my glenz!! just wait!
hi to you, my friend. i feel sorry for your name!
sounds like a pop demo! hi jesper kyd!
lemmings, a great source of inspiration.but i hate the game!
some weird creatures. most are normal workers, but some just don't know how tobehave!
mange hilsener fra din ven, ex+john!
dont you ever talk about lamers again! i am the only one, who can!
din lede musiker. lav noget mere, og du er numero uno on the charts!
see you next time, metallica!! keep'em playing.
make you sweat
sweat, till you can't sweat no more!
nice tracing, but weren't you a bit slowabout the second one?
det var på onsdag, vi skulle i byen, ikke også, madd?
it's my life, take it or leave it, set me free, what's that crap osv. osv.
jah, sorry martin, men du er jo kun musiker!
martin spoiler, hvad sker der nu? uden dig er livet som et joystick uden en brugt busbillet! tolk det selv!
why do you always have to argue? you have to admit, that i am smarter than you!
t+t+t+that's real music!
finally someone who could spell nørre alslev right!
omar, you poor lamer! dont steal modulesfrom mad freak, and release them as yourown work!
pinball fantasies is number one! great work, tsl sweden, keep it up!
power to the pretty!!!
protracker rules, when it works!
davs martin. her bare en kort hilsen. vi ses i helvede(nyk. f. handelsschule),he he he!
great music, guys! why dont you visit denmark soon??
ofcoz! do you think i'm lying, lamer!
yeah, just listen to martin "cutmother" schiøler alias rave+o+mad freak.
hej slash, din gamle skraldespandssren- ser. lav nu noget mere af din fede gfx!
skin that cat, and do it now!! great preview.
the greatest space game before project x.
issue ten coming at the party ii! get itfor any price!
he is dead! dead and gone forever!!
hi there, my old group! it seems that you have had a lot of success since i left. i hope there are no relations.
eeh, søren, yeah, that's me!!! greetingsto me from myself!
not her, but the demo has a single sec+ ret part, a very simple vectorgame. but try writing story part one in here!
story part one
once upon a time, there was a lamer cal+led omar. he joined several groups, but was quickly thrown out again. that was
story part two
very good for the groups, and they livedhappily forever, because then omar join+ed a finnish group. the end!
hejsa stajlæns, hvoddan går'ed?
take it easy
okay, but don't +ever+ provoke me!!
techno is okay, when you don't have any heavy!
hej flotte, hvad skal du lave på lørdag?i miss you sooooo much!
got ya, sucker! ofcoz you had to write it, eh?
trashmone rules forever and ever. amen!
still alive in trash corp.??
the intro is just a one+part demo, whichhas hundred kilos of sourcekode, and onemegabyte of graphic datas.
hi torp. sorry about the tracings, men i løb out of memory. hils forresten din classmate, benny!
davs thuesvin, eeh, thuesen. make that neon flash, now!
arrange that party ii, boy! good luck! but i won't write that you are number one, as you proposed, he he he!
ich hab' kein computervirus. ich hab' nur aids! (joke!)
we hate vector gfx if it is standard! nolie!
who are you
i am the best, the most intelligent and the rudest messagebox ever seen to man+ kind!
dit klamme hak, har du virkelig amiga??
i have everything, that's just a fact!
you are a genius
thank you! i agree!
don't tell me what i am! i think i know that better than you, sucker! i'm a genius, no more, no less!
great thing, that we have the same opinion, at least to that point!
sorry about the big moviedemo, zoom, buteverybody is doing such demos today, so i made this one instead!
welcome on board this anarchy intro.
why don't you
why do you
no, you should
yes, but don't
yes, but try to
you have to
i order you to
make a copy of
a glass of vodka
a slice of bread
the other one
the first one
the second one
a glass of rum
a bus bar
a large fee
a loud salute
the other one
the first one
the second one
the spys computer
her personal pain
my friend ozzy
your best pal
the simple intro
you poor soul!
you fucking ....
like my brother.
son of a plummer!
son of a bitch!
like your friend.
just as your mom.
as i just did.