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     CALL  NOW:     
                    
TTTTT RRR   OO   GG 
  T   R  R O  O G  G
  T   R  R O  O G   
  T   RRR  O  O G GG
  T   R R  O  O G  G
  T   R  R O  O G  G
  T   R  R  OO   GG 
                    
^        BBS        
                    
     ADICT  WHQ     
^      2 LINES      
^       C-NET       
    SYSOP:  GURU    
^+++++++++++++++++++
+                  +
+    TROG - BBS    +
^+                 +
+                  +
^+     LINE 1:     +
+                  +
+  +49-911-803306  +
^+ (DUAL STANDART) +
+                  +
^+     LINE 2:     +
+                  +
+  +49-911-899469  +
^+ (2400, V42.BIS) +
+                  +
^+++++++++++++++++++
                    
  CREDITS FOR THIS  
^      INTROG:      
                    
                    
^      CODING:      
    GREEN GOBLIN    
                    
       MUSIC:       
      CONTRAST      
                    
^     GRAPHICS:     
   WORLD:  FREDDY   
    REST:  DRACO    
                    
                    
                    
                    
^  NOW LET'S START  
                    
A LITTLE QUESTIONARY
                    
                    
                    
^ YOU CAN WIN UP TO 
                    
5 MB FREE CREDITS IN
                    
     TROG - BBS     
                    
                    
                    
^                   
^ GIVE OUR BOARDS A 
        CALL        
                    
                    
     TROG - BBS     
                    
+49-911-803306   HST
+49-911-899469  2400
                    
                    
^   HOUNTED HOUSE   
      OF BYTES      
                    
+49-9227-73386   HST
                    
                    
^      SEE YOU      
                    
       IN OUR       
                    
        NEXT        
                    
     PRODUCTION     
                    
^       OR IN       
                    
     TROG - BBS     
                    
                    
     GOODBYE...     
                    




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*                    Where did you get this InTROG ?                         *
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                   brandnew from my local dealer in my abo !                                                                                                                                                                                              
                                                                              
                From TROG BBS !                                               
                                                                              
                                                                              
                                                                              
  I found the disk in a BIC MAC at McDonalds                                  
                                                                              
                   (uargh)                                                    
                                                                              
               From another BBS                                               
                                                                              
                                                                              
                    
  WHATEVER YOU PAY  
                    
^  FOR THIS STUPID  
                    
^    ABONNEMENT,    
                    
    ONE OF ADICT    
                    
 WOULD BE CHEAPER ! 
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
   VERY USEFUL...   
                    
^ TO LEECH IN A BBS 
                    
  ITS BBS-INTRO...  
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
    WUAAAARGH...    
                    
                    
    MCDONALDS...    
                    
^  THEY REALLY USE  
^ ALL DIRT THEY CAN 
       REACH -      
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
^  YOU SUCKER DARE  
                    
  TO CALL AN OTHER  
                    
^      BBS ?!?      
                    
                    
^  NOW CALL TROG !  
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    




                                                                                                                                                                             Now let's approach more appropriate questions...                             
                                                                              
                                                                              
      What do you think does }ASL{ mean ?!?                                   
                                                                              
                                                                              
                                                                              
                                                                              
                                                                              
        -A-ssholes -S-hould not -L-eech                                       
                                                                              
                                                                              
                                                                              
         -A-dvanced -S-hortcut -L-ine                                         
                                                                              
                                                                              
                                                                              
         -A-daptive -S-peed -L-eveling                                        
                                                                              
                                                                              
                                                                              
         -A-merican -S-hade -L-ocation                                        
                                                                        
(sind wir nicht linguistisch respektabel talentiert ?)                        
      LAMER !!      
                    
                    
 AND DO YOU THINK   
                    
 SUCKERS LIKE YOU   
                    
  SHOULD DO SO ?    
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
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^    SOUNDS VERY    
                    
                    
   SOPHISTICATED,   
                    
                    
 OR NOT - OR EITHER 
                    
      OR WHAT ?     
                    
                    
                    
                    
           POINTS: 0
                    
                    
                    
                    
  YEAH -            
                    
    YOU HAVE        
                    
       A USR-HST !  
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
           POINTS: 4
                    
                    
                    
                    
^     NO RACISM     
                    
  IN THIS INTROG !  
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
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*                   For which country stands the predial                     *
*                                                                            *
*                                                                            *
*                                   +39 ??                                   *
*                                                                            *
*                                                                            *
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                                                                                                                 Germany                                                                                                                                                                                                
                                                                                                                  Brazil                                                                                                                                                                                                
                                                                                                               In the pampa                                                                                                                                                                                             
                                                                                                                  Italy                                                                         
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
      LAMER !!      
                    
                    
   THE PREDIAL IS   
                    
^     FOR ITALY     
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
           POINTS: 0
                    
                    
                    
                    
     BETTER ASK     
                    
     YOUR LOCAL     
                    
^   PHONE COMPANY   
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
           POINTS: 0
                    
                    
                    
       YEAH..       
                    
^  THERE GROWS THE  
       PEPPER       
                    
^  THERE YOU LAMER  
^  SHOULD LIVE !!!  
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
           POINTS: 0
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
      RIGHT !!      
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
           POINTS: 4



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*                                                                            *
*                                                                            *
*                            What does 2600/2400                             *
*                                                                            *
*                                                                            *
*                               mean to you ?                                *
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*                                                                            *
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                                                                                                       Two different baud rates...                                                                                                                                                                                      
                                                                                                      My father`s monthly income...                                                                                                                                                                                     
                                                                                                Two frequencies for a very special use...                                                                                                                                                                               
                                                                                                      Measures of my girl-friend...                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     
^      WELL...                                              
^  THEN GO AND TRY  
^   TO BUY A 2600   
   BAUD MODEM !!!   
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
           POINTS: 0
                    
                    
                    
        O.K.        
                    
                    
  VERY POOR PEOPLE  
  DON'T GET ACCESS  
^    AT TROG-BBS    
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
           POINTS: 0
                    
                    
                    
                    
       YEP !!       
                    
                    
 HOPE YOU KNOW MORE 
^  THAN THIS ABOUT  
     THAT ISSUE     
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
           POINTS: 4
                    
                    
                    
                    
^      OUGH...      
                    
                    
                    
 TOO FAT TO FUCK... 
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
           POINTS: 0


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*                                                                            *
*                                                                            *
*                        How many possible conferences                       *
*                                                                            *
*                                                                            *
*                         offers AmiExpress to you ??                        *
*                                                                            *
*                                                                            *
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                                                                                                                     9                                                                                                                                                                                                  
                                                                                                                    255                                                                                                                                                                                                 
                                                                                                                    18                                                                                                                                                                                                  
                                                                                                                 unlimited                                                                      
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
^      RIGHT !      
                    
                    
   BUT BETTER USE   
                    
^       C-NET       
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
           POINTS: 4
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
       SIMPLY       
                    
^       WRONG       
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
           POINTS: 0
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
       NOPE !       
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
           POINTS: 0
                    
                    
                    
^    UNLIMITED -    
                    
                    
  SO SHOULD NOT BE  
                    
   YOUR CREDITS !   
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
           POINTS: 0




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*                              What is a MOD ??                              *
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                                                                                                  What my Pro/Noise/Soundtracker produces                                                                                                                                                                               
                                                                                                           Millions Of Dollars                                                                                                                                                                                          
                                                                                                          Magneto-Optical Disk                                                                                                                                                                                          
                                                                                                             Mosh Or Die !                                                                      
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
    HMMMMM......    
                    
                    
      RIGHT...      
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
           POINTS: 3
                    
                    
                    
    NOT BAD.....    
                    
                    
                    
^ BUT STOP DREAMING 
                    
^       GUY !       
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
           POINTS: 0
                    
                    
                    
                    
^        YOU        
                    
^        GOT        
                    
         IT         
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
           POINTS: 4
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
^     WE THINK:     
                    
                    
         NO         
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
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*                                                                            *
*                    What is the avarage access time of                      *
*                                                                            *
*                    a stupid 49 MB Seagate ST-157-R RLL                     *
*                                                                            *
*                                Harddisk ???                                *
*                                                                            *
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                                                                                                                  28  ms                                                                                                                                                                                                
                                                                                                                12 minutes                                                                                                                                                                                              
                                                                                            ?!?  What is an access time ? what is a harddisk ?                                                                                                                                                                          
                                                                                                                too much !                                                                      
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
      RIGHT...      
                    
                    
  BUT NEVERTHELESS  
                    
  TOOOOOOO SLOW...  
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
           POINTS: 4
                    
                    
                    
   HEHEHEHE......   
                    
                    
^THIS IS PERHAPS THE
                    
^ACCESS TIME OF YOUR
                    
     HARDDISK !     
                    
                    
                    
                    
           POINTS: 0
                    
                    
                    
 WHAT IS A LAMER ?? 
                    
                    
 WHAT IS A LOSER ?? 
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
           POINTS: 0
                    
                    
                    
      RIGHT...      
                    
                    
  BUT NEXT TIME BE  
                    
  MORE EXACTLY !!!  
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
           POINTS: 1




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*                                Do you know                                 *
*                                                                            *
*                                                                            *
*                           what a HAM-Sprite is ?                           *
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                                                                                                                    no                                                                                                                                                                                                  
                                                                                                      Yes because I know Silicon Dream !                                                                                                                                                                                
                                                                                                        erhm - isn`t that impossible ?                                                                                                                                                                                  
                                                                                                             I prefer Coca-Cola                                                                 
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
   I DON'T, TOO !   
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
           POINTS: 0
                    
                    
                    
 YEEEEEAAAAAAH..... 
                    
                    
   YOU ARE A REAL   
                    
^    ADICT-FAN !    
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
           POINTS: 4
                    
                    
       YES...       
                    
ITS QUITE IMPOSSIBLE
                    
                    
^ ...BUT NOT IF YOU 
                    
^   KNOW  ADICT !   
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
           POINTS: 2
                    
                    
                    
                    
      LIGHT ??      
                    
                    
^  OR WITH SUGAR ?  
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
           POINTS: 0




                                                                              
                                                                              
                                                                              
            What do you think is a cube with 1 feet edge-lenght ?!?           
                                                                              
                                                                              
                                                                              
                                                                              
                                                                              
                                                                              
                                                                                 My AMiGA when I smashed it out through the window in the 4th floor after                                 watching this InTROG !                                                                                                        
                                                                                                    I wish I could afford that thing !                                                                                                                                                                                  
                                                                                                               My HIFI-System                                                                                                                                                                                           
                                                                                              Is it something in the museum of modern art ?!?                                                   
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
     BETTER FIX     
                    
^  A BUTTERFLY-NET  
                    
 BELOW YA WINDOW... 
                    
                    
     MORE ADICT     
                    
^  PRODUCTIONS ARE  
                    
^    TO FOLLOW !    
                    
           POINTS: 0
                    
                    
                    
   RIGHT....        
                    
      YOU GOT IT !  
                    
                    
                    
 REAL 68040 POWER ! 
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
           POINTS: 4
                    
                    
                    
       I HATE       
                    
^ COMPACT-COMPONENT 
                    
   HIFI-SYSTEMS !   
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
           POINTS: 2
                    
                    
                    
   YOU'RE GETTING   
                    
    CLOSE TO THE    
                    
     SOLUTION !     
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
           POINTS: 3




                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      How many DIP-Switches has a US-Robotics HST Modem ?                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   
                                                                                                                 8                                                                                                                                                                                                      
                                                                                                                 10                                                                                                                                                                                                     
                                                                                                                 11                                                                                                                                                                                                     
                                                                                                                 3                                                                             
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
     WRONG -        
                    
       IT'S MORE !  
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
           POINTS: 0
                    
                    
                    
   YOU'RE GETTING   
                    
    CLOSE TO THE    
                    
     SOLUTION !     
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
           POINTS: 0
                    
                    
                    
       RIGHT !      
                    
^ BUT YOU'LL GET NO 
                    
^   POINTS IF YOU   
                    
^JUST LOOKED AFTER !
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
           POINTS: 4
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
       NOPE !       
                    
JUST A LITTLE MORE !
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
           POINTS: 0




                                                                                                                                                                         Whom shall the CLOWN in Silicon Dream represent ?                                                                                                                       (Just a little joke !)                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                     
                                                                                                                Nobody                                                                                                                                                                                                  
                                                                                                            Dr. Risc / ADiCT                                                                                                                                                                                            
                                                                                                             shit question                                                                                                                                                                                              
                                                                                                              Mickey Mouse                                                                      
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
^   NOT QUITE !!!   
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
           POINTS: 0
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
^    MAYBE .....    
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
           POINTS: 1
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
      MAYBE !!!     
                    
                    
^ BUT WE DON'T KNOW 
      WHY...        
                    
                    
                    
                    
           POINTS: 4
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
  NOT THIS ONE !!!  
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
                    
           POINTS: 0
                    
^ YOU GOT    POINTS 
                    
                    
^ENTER THIS PASSWORD
                    
   WHEN YOU LOGON   
                    
^  TROG-BBS AS NEW  
                    
 USER FOR 9 KB FREE 
                    
     CREDITS...     
                    
  --> +++ATH0 <---  
                    
                    
^ YOU GOT    POINTS 
                    
                    
^ENTER THIS PASSWORD
                    
   WHEN YOU LOGON   
                    
^  TROG-BBS AS NEW  
                    
 USER FOR 1 MB FREE 
                    
     CREDITS...     
                    
^  -->  HEINZ  <--  
                    
                    
^ YOU GOT    POINTS 
                    
                    
^ENTER THIS PASSWORD
                    
   WHEN YOU LOGON   
                    
^  TROG-BBS AS NEW  
                    
 USER FOR 2 MB FREE 
                    
     CREDITS...     
                    
  -->  SPIELO  <--  
                    
                    
^ YOU GOT    POINTS 
                    
                    
^ENTER THIS PASSWORD
                    
   WHEN YOU LOGON   
                    
^  TROG-BBS AS NEW  
                    
 USER FOR 3 MB FREE 
                    
     CREDITS...     
                    
   -->  OASE  <--   
                    
                    
^ YOU GOT    POINTS 
                    
                    
^ENTER THIS PASSWORD
                    
   WHEN YOU LOGON   
                    
^  TROG-BBS AS NEW  
                    
 USER FOR 4 MB FREE 
                    
     CREDITS...     
                    
  -->  IFKLER  <--  
                    
                    
^ YOU GOT    POINTS 
                    
^  NORMALY ONLY 40  
    POSSIBLE....    
^YOU MUST HAVE FOUND
^ THE CHEAT-MODE... 
                    
^ENTER THIS PASSWORD
   WHEN YOU LOGON   
^  TROG-BBS AS NEW  
 USER FOR 5 MB FREE 
     CREDITS...     
                    
^   -->  FOX  <--