"Swearing is the only language which every programmer knows compeletely!"
"If carpenters built houses the same way programmers write programs, then the first woodpecker would destroy civilization",
My law: Never doubt coders (or the demo will NEVER get ready... this was to Adept...)
Beware, never let them find out your truename. (Ged)
This incredibe amount of data was made, calculated and written by Adept of Accession in 1990!
My view about Grays law of programming: Non-programmers want "n+1" things to be done at the same time as "n" things can be done...
WELCOME TO THE DEEPEST DUNGEONS OF HUMAN MIND... WE PRESENT YOU THE RETURN OF THE VERY LIVING DEAD! NOW IT IS THE TIME... FOR THE SHINING CREDITS OF THIS DEMO! CODING BY BILBO GRAPHICS BY MOKU MUSIQUE BY ANDROID ASSISTANT CODING AND BIG HELP BY NIGHTBLADE SCROLLTEXT AND A LOT OF WORK BY ADEPT ... YEP, IT HAS AGAIN BEEN A LIFETIME SINCE WE APPEARED TO YOUR SCREENS LAST TIME... BUT NOW WE ARE REALLY PROUD TO PRESENT THIS FRESH DEMO!!! ... AND NOW THE TIME FOR A LITTLE NEWSFLASH ... ... NEWS WILL COME AGAIN! THE NEW ROUTINES ARE NOW READY AND SOME GREAT ARTICLES ARE JUST NOW BEING MADE! SO EXPECT NEWS TO APPEAR SOON TO YOUR SCREEN ... WITH MORE IMPACT THAN EVER! ×
THERE IS STILL VERY MUCH UNCERTAINTY ABOUT WHO IS IN ACCESSION AND WHO IS NOT, ESPECIALLY IN FINLAND! SO HERE IS AGAIN OUR ACTIVE MEMBERS IN ALPHA ORDER: ADEPT - ANDROID - BILBO - BLASPHEMY - DDT - ET - HAWKWIND - HELLA - LIHIS - MR. SPAGHETTO - NIGHTBLADE - SHORTY - STARBYTE - VYVYAN TUMB - XYZ-SOFT - ZEI ..... PLUS LOTS OF ASSOCIATED PEOPLE WHO AREN'T LISTED HERE... WE SEND OUR SUPER HYPER AGELESS GREETINGS TO ALL OUR CONTACTS!!! IF YOU FOR SOME STRANGE REASON WANT TO CONTACT THE FAMOUS UNDEAD CREW YOU CAN WRITE TO: PL 53 ... 79700 HEINAVESI ... FINLAND YOU CAN ALSO CONTACT US BY FAX OR BY MODEM!!! FIND THE NUMBERS YOURSELF! WELL WELL WELL... ISN'T THIS NICE??? ... I THINK IT'S NOT! ... AT THIS MOMENT I WOULD LIKE TO SEND MY BEST REGARDS TO ALL MY FRIENDS AND CONTACTS I HAVE TO LEAVE FOR SOME TIME... THE FUCKING ARMY WON'T ALLOW ME TO BE VERY ACTIVE IN ANY AREA... ANYWAY KEEP UP THE SAME WORK! MAYBE I WILL SEND SOME BORING MESSAGES TO: MOKU --- KEEP CALM MAN... NIGHTBLADE --- CODE! CODE! HEHHEH... MONSTER AND ZEI --- WAITING... BILBO --- WHAT'S UP NEXT? ANDROID --- HOW ABOUT BUYING THE MACHINE? AND ALL THE OTHERS AS WELL! THE BAND OF THE MONTH IS UNDOUBTLESSLY SPACE DUCKS ........ SPECIAL HAUNTINGS TO ALL THE MEMBERS ... AND SPECIAL GREETINGS FROM MOKU TO THE MAGICAL GUMBALL WITH ANTI-GRAVITON GENERATOR! ... A LITTLE COMMERCIAL BREAK COMING UP.... ×
HAVE YOU EVER TRIED DYING? IT IS SO LIBERATING! IT FREEZES YOUR SOUL AND GIVES YOU SUCH A NICE FEELING... -DYING- IS FUN!!! I MUST THANK MOKU FOR THE POETIC IMPROVISATION OF THIS SCROLLTEXT!!! MAY YOU REST IN PIECES TOO! NOW SOME WORDS FROM BILBO, THE UNHAPPY CODER OF THIS DEMO! ... I CAN'T SAY THAT THIS WERE A BRILLIANT PIECE OF CODING BUT IF THERE STILL IS SOMEBODY WHO'S INTERESTED WHAT IS THIS MADE OF, HE MIGHT HAVE A LOOK AT THE CODE HIMSELF AND MAYBE SEARCH FOR MY MESSAGE! YEP, THAT WAS ALL FOR THE TECHNICAL INFORMATION... AND ALL FROM ME FOR NOW !!! NOW IT'S THE TIME TO STOP... DON'T FORGET TO CHECK ALSO OUR OTHER RELEASES LIKE MORE DEMOS, MAGS, CRACKS, STICKERS, T-SHIRTS, COFFINS, MAGICAL GUMBALLS AND EVERYTHING ELSE! AND REMEMBER: THE FREAKS ARE FOREVER! ...SHADOWS OF THE DUNGEON CREEP TO THEIR LAIRS TO WAIT ANOTHER NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD... DAWN BREAKS AND THERE IS NO MOTION NOR ANY VOICES IN THE DUNGEON OF DEAD FREAKS SOCIETY...
--- MESSAGE TO YOU FROM BILBO OF ACCESSION --- Are you really interested, what is put in this shit? Because of insufficient time, a *lot* of data (yes, I know it is stupid) is used in this demo. But so what... I could have done (and I partly did) most of routines without datas. Then I realized that it cant be done in time, so datas were the only solution. Good example of data usage is fading routine used in equ. First I did it without datas, but had to change it to put it in 8 lines (when about 8 palettes are individually faded), it sure manages to fade all 16 palettes if needed. Remember that no demos would be done without programmers... still I have to admit that this would be nothing without good music and graphics.... (never say this to any musician or any artist, never give them any credit !! :-> or they will just want a new, better demo done... --- HAVE FUN ... START CODING <:-) --- ok, maybe I should give my address.... You could write to me to; Bilbo of Accession, Lehtikuusentie 15 A2, 48400 Kotka Finland... or IP address bilbo@otax.hut.fi
the trick in flying is to fall and miss the ground!