*the revenge of kellogsman totally coded by nbl tj 50 vaba vaba *
hello and welcome to the accession hyper super duper meeting demo!
this demo was made during a busy weekend in vyvyan's and adept's place...
the credits for this piece go to: mega coding - nightlade ,
assistant coding(?) - adept , super graphics - moku and vyvyan , shit music -
adept , (im)moral support - ddt , fucking intelligent scrolltext - vyvyan, adept, ddt and
moku... the lenght of the scrolltext is only about 36 kb!!! this is our
record of demo-making speed... absolutely everything (except a little bit of c
oding) was made during one week
end... coding: 1 day , music: 2 hours , graphics: 2 days , scrolltext: 2 1/2
days.... you can use the joystick for example masturbating, playing stupid
games (all games are stupid!), controlling the speed of this scroller, mixing
drinks, throwing it through the window, getting the parts of a moving train
to fit together in a microsecond, etc. etc. etc.
this is adept writing and i am now going to let you read the real
bullshit scrolltext..... so first moku kicks off!!!!
are we dead? is this afterlife? shit, i don't know but i think
we are still alive and kicking even though those finnish
lamers think that we have been perished. no one thought that
we can rise again, but who is here with our great? mega-
accession meetingdemo. well, who is this writing this scroll
text??? i am moku the ex-leader of accession and i haven't
written any scrolltexts for a very long time and not to any
accession demo! they have been too poor, but this demo will
beat all the records. those fucking loosers (adept and ddt)
are just reading sex-magazines and they let me to handle
this keyboard, while i was resting. doing graphics isn't the
easiest job in the world. if you want to contact us then wait
patiently, they will come later. messy's for finnish loosers:
we won't die ever. we will rise like phoenix-bird over and
over again! exodus, have you ever danced with the devil
in a pale moonlight? get any rid of that sentence? if not
then grow up and don't be such a pussy. ddt is reading
contact addresses of g-men. well something wonderful happ
ened to me today. i had done that charset for a few hours
and guess what happened? i think you guessed that that fucking
dpaint 3 made a guru meditation and i almost threw that
amiga outside this house. anyway some of adepts friends
promised to bring his bitmapfinder to the meeting place. i
was releafed. my work has not been wasted because of stupid
program. an hour later he came and brought some pictures
of a great artist (a probable member) to me.
this is ddt writing...so listen up!!!!first of all i want to
say something really important to "ddt"/team-x.i really mean
that you should change your name to something other that is not
in use because i dont like that someone uses my name !!!!!
and if you dont change your name i will find you and you will
pray to have chance to change your name....and now normal
bullshit... well at this moment i am at vyvyans place and we
have accession tampax mini meeting...wait a second phone is
ringing (prrrr.prrrrr).great it was my wife ....bore bore....
and now back to bullshit!!!hi equlamer(sami)/unique have you
learn how to use dr.t sequencer...and now some facts about
accession...well here comes some special greets...very special
greetings to pure-byte inc/sami as i told you i was going to
kotka(city) and here i am...more greets to klint (cool stuff)
okay few minutes ago we called some lamers ...first we called
f.o.a.d./altair 943/71588 and this is what we talked........
first of all i did introduce my self and he wanted to swap
with me (lets see how old stuff he sends)...me and vyvyan
think that he is lamer at point 5 (our lamer points look like
this 1 almost cool guy 2.3.4.and 5 worst lamer than can be on
earth (but like red sector megademo question said that if
theres no lamers there cant be winners).after that stupid call
we called anssi/gate he was as bad lamer like f.o.a.d. so we
ranked him at point 5 (heh)..and after that we called...(sorry
cant remember your code name so i call you sami)sami/exodus
he was almost a cool guy so we gave him 1 point (keep trying
and you could be a cool guy)...after that we called real
lamers that were sleeping (friday 00.00(can you imagine
sleeping at friday heh!))those guys were murkyman/? and
battlesnake/? battlesnakes mother woke him up and when he
reached to phone i introduced my self as pekka tenhunen and
said that i heard from other guys from lahti parties that you
breaked few tables and etc. then he almost cried at phone that
i wasnt at lahti parties so how could i break tables etc.....
coooool we couldnt rank those lamers at our rank table so they
are real real real real bad lamers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!(hope you
liked my little joke battlesnake!!!)(heh)and now to other
things...me and vyvyan are writing scroll text with two amigas
and as you can think theres going to be again a long long
text....vyvyan just gave up with writing for a while gee now i
am writing alone .by the way where is moku,adept and nightblade
they went earlier evening to some stupid restaurant and they
havent come back yet... and now some finnish jokes sorry
foreigners...this is ddt joke service....siirtomaa-uutiset...
ministerivierailu parantolasiirtolassa,suomen etelameren
syfilisparantolassa on vieraillut korkeasti kunnioitettu suomen
ulkomaankauppaministeri pertti salolainen. turha tanne on jaada
kuppaamaan,kannusti ulkomaankauppaministeri pertsa syfilissakkia
... braindead ...... call out the cells ...... gimme an v .......
gimme an y ....... gimme an v ....... gimme an y ........ gimme
an a ........ gimme an n ....... gimme vyvyan !!!!!!!!
he`s back .... the man behind the mask ....... geeeez , not jason
but vyvyan of course !!!! so hello muthafuckers ... howdy u been lately ???
i`m here at the accession mini tampax meeting !!! here we are ...
adept .... moku ..... ddt ..... nightblade and ofcourse me !!!
this demo you`re watching is the truth about accession !!! all
teams think here in finland that we are dead ??? we cant code
nothing and we cant draw anything or we cant make any good music
??? fuck you i say !!! few names i must mention :::::
best coders in finland : rossi ... nightblade ... lihis ... all
members of accession but too much work and lazy men !!! older
amiga scene watchers remember these great coder guys !!! then lets
talk about gfx men ::::: h.pulla ( finlands graffiti master !!! )
... zei ( no team you may say but soooorry he`s our man !!! )
then you may want to know about our music masters ????? the best
in finland ex-lord chris now android .... just tell me who can
beat this guy in music scenes ??????? accession dead ????? nooooooooooooooo
we are mean and alive !!!! just few things why we had to keep our
business underground !!! but you wont read them ..... hahahaha !!!
i`m sorry all finnish teams but we are the absolutely best !!!
we are not the number one ..... but we are simply the best ones !!!!!
maybe there are few groups who make demos and intros one a week !!!
but you must trust ideas and quality !!! seen the accession sticker ???!!!
the best you can get !!! idea of sticker may not be the years original
but the quality is simply the best !!!!! the best !!!!! the best !!!
so few notes to few teams :::::: team-x ( ok ... the most lamest team
in finland but few plusses for two guys in lahti parties .... you
did not pose any roles .... you were just like you were born !!! )
then unique ( i must say you try your best but your cracker journal
winning demo was shit !!! even nightblade could do demo like that !!! )
( i must greet equ and santtu .... why afraid ?????? ) third team
is animate ( lamer ... lamer .... lamer after one each other ...
i really wanna kick few asses in party sometime somewhere ??!!! )
fourth place goes to x-beat ( great guys ... great ideas ... the best
men in norra karelia !!! zados , irwin .... i luv juu ! ) .....
so it was easy ....... but lets get few fuckings on the line :::::::
coppermaster ( if i ever see your face .... you`ll be chopped liver !!! )
so after few minutes we ( i and ddt ) phoned to few guys !!!! but read
the ddt scrolly or have you readed it already !!!! ??????
he will explain all facts !!!! great ..... i must tell you one
thing .... :::: pigman said that i cant enter the gate (lamers)
party ?????? what a false !!!! why ????? just tell me why ?????
if i make some noise and i make some hits .... so who gives a fuck ???
all teams here in funland dont know how to party !!!! except x-beat !!!
yeah one thing about x-beat !!! i readed couple weeks ago from
crackers journal that x-beat is the best in party freaks !!!???
i want the whole thruth !!! the absolutely truth !!!! we are the
real party animals !!!! have complains x-beat ?????? i bet you
wont !!!! ...... ????? jeeessss the forgivin greetings from
uncle vyvyan ::::: best splatters goes to ::: ddt , moku , et , adept ,
nightblade , mic dair , stavvy , slayer , zebra , storm , thrashman ,
loki , equ , santtu , zados , irwin , monster , rockstar , grendel ,
kruntso ( vai mika vittu ) , all accession members , master blaster ,
esa , and if someone was forgotten i will cry for you ..... shit
two guys more from outer space ::::: arjan de raaf (send new list
and i`ll buy the ones from you !!! ) and to ronald reagan ( thank`s
god you stopped your president time .... may you die slowly !!! )
....... yes time goes by and new things happen ..... i`m sorry
all foreigners who only understands english but you should learn
to talk finnish and read it .... and after that you should read maggy !!!
the best magazine ( in disk ) in finland !!!! i`m the fulltime
editor and i won`t regret it !!! ofcourse there is the finlands best
scandinavian news .... but it`s own quality .... even close to
maggy !!!! sorry guys and chicks ( if any ??? ) .... now i must stop
this bull and start it tomorrow morning .... im too fucking tired
and my back hurts so much that i can`t nearly breath !!!! but
if theres any chicks out there i want to hear from you some
ideas .... thoughts and more !!!....... get paper ...................
get pencil .................. and write this down .............
:::::::::: keskuskatu 23 a 14 ........ 48100 kotka ......
sf - finland and write vyvyan t.u.m.b. ( the
mean one and the only one !!!!! ) bye for now ..... i love you .......
ok here is the mega hyper ultimate fucking adept!!!! here i am
fresh from the outside of the universe... this time i am writing
to this scroller??? am i drunk??? nooooo!!!!!! maybe i give
the greetings???? ei ei ei ei ei (veerpoorten?) ... to all
non-finns (from abroad) it means: nononononononononon!
hups! okay now i let the gree gree greeeeeee greeetings?
so now here comes the spezialo greetiano to: quartex -
vision factory - vox dei - cascade - spreadpoint -
supreme - purebyte - nightblade!!! - silents und northstar
- avenger - piranhas - ghost of infocom - the wizards
inc. - ido 59 - sargon - chipper (from ddt) - undertakers???
- fairfax - x-beat!!! - freedom forest (from nbl!) - phoenix -
ipec elite - vortex 42 - scoopex - subway (hi bug.) - magic arts -
communisti ohvi bloodsakeri - (grendellllll) - niko nirvi
- (grendel, ddts wife says that you smell terrible.!?) -
unique (loooooooooooooooooosers!?!) - foad of altair (it
was very nice to talk with you! t: ddt) - iris - mirka (
our new artist.?) - fartex (nice drink!!!) - bob dylan -
irwin - vesa-matti loiri!!! (our mega member!) - et (
our hairy friend from space!) - great made (sieg heil!) -
moku!!!!!!!!! (lamerrrrrrrr...?(who s(h)its beside me)) -
budweiser (king of beers) - alko (keep up the good work!)
- pitti-lehti (we're waiting for your article...) - cracker
journal (sulkuteksti) - coppermaster (gimme a laugh!!!!!)
- ddts brown hole - garfield(magazine) - judge dredd -
punisher - eddie (iron maiden) - karsten obarski (good
64 sounds, pelle!!!!) - tip (gimme the 8-channel-tracker) -
vyvyans super parrots (talking) - shclump - mika nevasuo
from westcom systems oy ab - miika jalonen - purebyte
trading ltd. - special greetings from ddt to equlamer -
my red stockings!!!!?! - ddt's bra - michael myers -
jason voorhees - leatherface - tony timpone - chas balun -
clive barker - alistair crowley - stavros fasoulas -
whizkids - 1001 - spemu - rossi - lihis - sodan -
abc - gcs - dynamic duo - light circle - (are the
greetings getting a little bit old?) - section 8 - triad (
not the new one) - hotline - delta force - oks import
division - plutonium crackers - hqc - shut berlin! (did
you like our purkkikiller?) - papillons - kefrens and
supply team and tartan army - bamiga sector 1 and the kent
team!!!!! - star frontiers - movers and bitstoppers -
bfbs - paralamia - black monks - the band - shark
of fashion (from moku) - trilogy - defjam - 777-team -
punri hella - bostik glue - misu-club!!! (esp. anti
christ!) - vemppa software (moulinex machine) - safebreaker
of vci - patsasoftware - wccf - foxy lady - seka -
ginger lynn - dutch-usa team - tcs - k-kauppa -
zados of sack - cobra of tdt! - the wolf squad (tws) -
fort slava - living shit, pasi nykanen - panther -
ruonalan megaswapperi - ryynimakkara - miami tuutti -
ben johnson - ok, here ends the greetings at last! now i
will tell you the 10 best teams in finland!!! 1. vemppa
software!! 2. vci ('v' crackings incorporated) 3. ex-men
4. gayt 5. megastars! 6. sack 7. exodus 8. microwave (micro
aushwitchswitch) 9. mummonraiskaajat inc. 10. moc-artists .. now
i think ddt will continue... ... . yeah!!! the time is now 2:21 am and we are looking at a stupid
film in filmnet..! the blood is flowing!!! oooohhhh!!!! (
batman was shit movie!) ... parrots are fucking in cage!!! ok,
now its time for ddt's joke corner!!! only finnish, sorry!!!
kanarian saaret..keisari vayryhiton legendaarinen isa,
keisari manuhito ensimmainen syotti alulle kanariansaarten
valtaamisen.vuoteen 1996 mennessa olivat perinne aseilla varustetut
lomarykmentit havittaneet jo las palmasin ja kostotoimet miespuolisia
murjaaneja vastaan kaynnissa.tilanne stabiloitui 1997,kun grillatun
laskin tuotantolaitokset perustettiin playa del inglesiin.ilman
kanarian laskia eli ns.teutoninpintaa olisi valtakunnan elintarvikehuolto
hukassa ja laskisoosikattilat porisivat tyhjyyttaan kotirintamalla
... and now vyvyan will continue: auuu what a beautiful mooorning !!!! yes bros .... its time to
start some scrolly writing again !!! yes those drumsounds you
hear are digitized from my pearl electric drum set (are not. -adept)!!! feel
free to rip them !!! yeah i just heard that tonite 16.45 i must
go to the doctor and he will fix my back !!! shittin ... shittin ...
maybe someone knows how it hurts when your back is in bad shape !!
and maybe you kow how much it hurts when specialist fixs it !!!
i maybe die .... !!! gore ..... i really wait for monday when i
get new game machine !!! yes the greatest videogame ever made
the outstanding bright vectors .......... the best asteroids
conversion ........ getting hot??????? yeah i`ll buy vextrex !!!
the best in entertainment !!! aaargh !!! i`ll faint when i
hit my fingers to vextrexs buttons and start to destroy those
fucking aliens !!! price ???? 250 fmk ....... means 50 dollars !!!
almost cheap ...???!!! i`ll get also 10 games with it !!! buuti buuti
!!! any news in music scene ????? sure some bull about it .....
the best ones at this moment :::: ludichrist ...... red hot chili
peppers ...... wehrmacht ...... mucky pup !!!! and the hit
song for this month ????? wehrmacht`s beermacht !!! ddt and moku
came in and ddt hitted me with kalle magazine ...... yak !!!
just came in one important note ::::: in sweden there was a
party for gays !! over 2800 people arrived and showed happy face
with their dicks crunched to eachothers assholes !!! they walked
like that across stockholm city !!! so ..... hello all sweden
amiga gubbens !!! jag ar mycket glad at du ar alla duktiga pojkar
och har alla hiv virus i deras amiga !!! vara nu snall och
skriv till adolf !!! han vet om ni vill ha mera kyyk i deras rumbba !
sorry other foreigners !!! that was language for (apor) monkeys !
tsuubi duubi ....... the time goes by .........and now the long awaited accession memberlist :
adept (leader , swapper , musician) , android (music) ,
ddt (swapper , hitman) , et (hardware supplier , storer) ,
falcon (graffix , digitizing) , growl (news) ,
hawkwind (swapper , graffix) , hella (graffix) ,
lihis (coding) , loki (coding) , moku (graffix) ,
nightblade (coding) , pietro (storer assistant) ,
raaka arska (hardware supplier) , shorty (musax) ,
s.o.b. (hitman) , the giant (coder , musax) ,
tws (news) , vyvyan t.u.m.b. (hitman , tattooer) ,
xyz-soft (coder) that was all !?! yeargh!!!! here is adept again! now it is saturday
and we have tried to make this demo for the whole day... moku
drew the fonts and voila!!! when he was saving the picture of
course sofware failure appeared! we tried for a long time to
save the fonts by using bitplanefinder (fuck you who made it!),
and of course nothing happened.... shit! now moku is drawing
the fonts again... ddt is just calling nightblade and asking
for a car to use (nightblades hyper skoda!!!!) ... no effect!
so we have to manage with only two machines... last night ever
ybody was very sleepy and so me and nightpappa went home...
this weekend is not going to be very cheap for me... and i have
to spare money for my trip to germany next week.
thanks for the company in which i am working, for paying me
the trip!!! i stayed at the hotel hyatt regency (luxus of
course!) ... (this part is written afterwards) ... hellos to all
people that i met there (spreadpoint etc.) and especially to those
that i didn't meet (michael und wolfgang/cascade, vf, red sector etc.) ...
(ddt just found vyvyans jps cigarettes) ... just
few moments ago we recorded some hyper voices to the tape...
maybe we are going to sample them for the song, which i am supp
osed to do... (why me!) ... .... because ddt and vyvyan cant
create good music enough!!!!(-ddt) ... but can i??? no way!!!!
yes you can!!!!!!!!!(-ddt) ... oh no oh no....ddt is just drin
king only his third budweiser today... it is empty now!!! now
it is very silent at the moment!!! ddt is fetching more budwei
ser... vyv disappeared somewhere!!! ... moku still refuses to
save the fonts... we are awaiting for guru... that should appear
at mokus dpaint iii in few moments! for contacting moku, wri
te to : pl 177 04201 kerava finland ....
and don't expect the disks to be returned!!!! ok, ddts contact
address is coming up too!!!! hameentie 48 b 47 00500
helsinki 50 finland? .... you can also contact us
by fax or modem .... try to find the numbers!!! also if you
want to become our copyslave, please contact us!!!! greetings
to ddt's millions of contacts too!!! hahaha! a special report!!
moku still wears his jeansjacket?!!!!! ddt is planning to start
swapping!!!! moku and ddt are complaining about their fingers
?!?!?! vyvyan is now leaving... shit!!! this scroller is the
most boring scrolltext in the world!!!! if you really manage
to read the whole text, then i give you my best regards of
scrolltext-reading!!!... now some short greets from me! to:
hawkwind (hippie go go) , the bilbo (where's the demo?) ,
mark and fly(?)/spreadpoint (nice to meet again) , michael/cascade
(shit that we didn't meet again... nice 4 hours phonecall anyway!) ,
nightblade (tj?) , scoopex (shark tm., i heard that you were at the show
too???) , supra corporation (mr. john wiley and mr. joern e. hey) ,
tws (my disks!!!!) , dwarf (professionalized?) , hyatt regency hotel
(the best in koln!) , shorty (where's chipmon? hope you send it soon!) ,
android (keep up the beat!) , pietro (thanx for all cheap stereo stuff!) ,
all my contacts etc. etc. .... now i will stop ....
!!! praise the
muromies (weetabix man) !!! the best man on the earth !!! let me
tell you something about weetabix mans childhood !!! his mother was
a worker in some kellogs factory !!! she packed in 67 years over
78 million kellogs rice crispies packages !!! great .... err !!!
weetabixs father was a genius !!! he invented the worlds first
weetabix 3-d glasses and 3-d weetabix jellies !!! one night when
the kellogs factory had a breakdown ... weetabixs mother had a
bad accident and weetabixs father fucked weetabixs mother who
was in koma straight to fat cunt !!!! splats !!!! the white
forces fly !!!! so after 7 and half months mother got exploded
and the weetabix man came throught mothers asshole !!! father
had a heart attack and died 7 minutes later !!! weetabix man was
alone !!! when weetabix man stepped throught hospital his weight
was 100 kilos !!! quite amazing or what ???!!! then he wandered
around the world until one rainy(toxic waste???) he stepped in
to accession headquarters in helsinki - finland !!! so he was
not orphan and pure fat 100 percent !!! he started a war against
traitors like x-men , bloodsuckers etc... !!! the lonely warrior
... the one and the best .... weetabix man !!!! (muromies ... joka
jostain kumman syysta asuu kuitenkin minun luonani ja on oudosti
ihastunut muro kokoelmaani ????) sorry foreigners !!! yo yo yo
!!! that was the chilhood of weetabix man !!! clock is now
23.30 and moku tries to get some sleep .......................
no he fuckin` wont !!!!! moooooookuuuuuuuuuuu get up fucker !!!
he bites his fingernails and holds his forehead !!!!! he taps
his stomach and tries to laugh ?!?!??!?!?!?! now he looks at
me and hides his face under left hand !!!!! adept drinks some
finlandia vodka !!! and talks some mumbler ........ ddt gets
his mind to local porno mag .... !!!!! weird pervert ... because
the mag contains lots of fat neger mothers !!! hmmmmmmm maybe
ddt likes 2000 kilos arounding him ????? well i dont wanna know !!!
moku tries to get colour to weetabix man ......... looks fine !!!
the best animation in finland yet ..... !!!! yes .... few
fights about this demo ??????? moku , me and ddt wants to get
the zei cognac glass explode but adept cries no no no no no !
but when you read this scrolly you know did we get it on !!!!!
bleaaaaargh !!! my wife wants to send greetings to following
people :::::: renttu ...... monster(pusuja) ...... foad(ihan perseesta)
...... tiikeri ...... kruntso ...... rockstar ...... python ......
ja kaikille hyville kamuille ympari suomen maan !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
deadbreath vyvyan back again !!!!! suit guys are dead !!!!!!!!
the midnight is coming and i will go haunting !!!! break dos
for awhile ...................................................................
yeeeaaaahhh!!!it is famous ddt behind the
keyboard...yeah still writing this fucking scroll text....
i am trying to make some sensible text right now!!!!........
okay the first thing is where do i get copyslave?????????????
well if you think you are the one then contact me.....parrots
are singing!!!!vyvyans girlfriend is reading video news!!!!!!!
by the way vyvyan has good collection of beer cans!!!!wait a
moment while i count them!!!!!!!!!!!.........................
...........okay he has 36 diffrent kind beer cans!!!!!!!!!!!!!
oh i forgot to say that i got a gift from vyvyan,it is a skull
that makes two diffrent noices and skulls eyes flash red light.
coooooooooolllllll!!!!!isn't it? ok, here is adept again! we
just watched a porno video list! moku started to paint the
great weetabix man!!! ddt is getting some porno mags from the
locker... ....... now, ladies and gentlemen!!! the
official accession top lists!!!! and here is porno-mags
top 5!!!! 1. hustler 2. playboy's girls of summer
3. fat mamas! 4. sex bizarre 5. teenager ...........
and now the splatter/gore films to 5:
1. bad taste 2. intruder 3. street thrash 4. bloodsucking
freaks 5. thou shalt not kill... .........
...top 5 comics: 1. judge dredd 2. donald duck
3. hemmo paskiainen 4. punisher 5. spiderman !!!!
condoms top 5: 1. naggi!!!! (the ultimate one!)
2. xl (especially vyv's choice!) 3. okeido (mokus favourite)
4. sultan sensitive 5. black jack .........
top 10 finnish superlamers! 1. team-x 2. coppermaster
3. scy 4. megastars 5. murkyman 6. battlesnake 7. foad
8. elimination 9. python 10. pigman .........
top 3 toothpastes: 1. pepsodent supergeeli 2. lahekkain
3. elmex ......... top 3 wc papers:
1. vesseli 2. luonnonystava 3. teollisuus wc-paperi (pain
in the arse!) ........... so they ended!!!!
now we are listenig to 'kumikameli'.....? attention !!! this
is vyvyan hopping to anothers text !!! sorry adept !!!!!!!!!!!
listen those beautiful samples ???!!! like them ???!!! more
female (female? -adept) speech you can get if you send note what you want female
to speak or shout or mumble and 5 dollars for a speech !!!!!!
example :::: 10 words ..... 25 dollars !!!! 20 words ..... 50 dollars
!!!! jups !!! so get sexy voice or die !!!!!! bleed suckers !!!
adept continues ::::::::::::::: veijo meri rules ok!!???!!!
guess who!!!! yes here is adept again! oh no? yes, the great
famous unknown leader/swapper/musician/(hardware supplier)/(gfx-man)/
(coder? no!) of accession!!!!!!!!
i am running out of ideas right now.... sorry foreigners that
here is so much finnish language.... but who cares!!! if you take this
demo too seriously you must be a real pisshead loooooooooooser!!!
hey hey hey klockan ar 2:26 am in sunday morning!!! the
second night in vyv's place! moku is trying to make a logo
for the demo... he has been very active for the whole day and
night, now he has drawed about 16 hours... vyvyan is passing
out??? now he is lying silent on the bed... i stop now.....
vyvyan here! geez back again !!! moku draws accession logo inspired by
clockwork orange (vice ones maybe noticed it already ???)
adept reads newest fangoria and ddt is again reading porno mag
but now its the best one (almost!) playboy`s newest number !!!
jee kiiki wears black bras ???!!!! ummagumma !!! why all amiga
scene new entries are so fucking young and lame ???? pleeease tell
me fucking why ???? all teams here in finland tries to be the
best ones and they are real shitbrains in life !!! few beers
and woooowdees it goes like hell ???? i cant understand that !!
we are not trying to be the ones ........... we simply are the
best in finland !!!!! look out for music collection coming near
you .......... ! you`ll notice what means word quality and what
word means shit !!!! the beer tastes good but the feeling is
down right now !!! silent people and fucked with sitting around !!!
groooooo maybe we can make little action in business here !!!!!
don`t really know and i don`t really care !!! own ass best ass ???
nooooo !!!! let`s make little break to scroller that you can
rest your eyes ....
rested enough ????? no more sorry !!! yo something about my
tattoo business ???!!! yeaahhhhh :::::::: all is going great
i have finlands cheapest prices and quality is excellent !!! bright
colors ... thin outlining ... over 4000 thousand models ...
full sterilization !!! and much much more !!!! i bet no one
out there have any tattoos in skin ?????? lameeers !!!! the
best art you cant get and it even grows your own personality !!!
personality ...... yes it even exists ...... fucking cows !!!!
all your life you think everything goes fine .... !!! all i have
to do is get best scores from school and best job i can get !!!
but when you`re over 30 years old and you have wife and three
kids !!! you work 9 to 5 and money makes the world go around !!!???
then one day your wife finds you from cellar where you lie dead !!!
fucking nice merconomic life !!! i`ll salute you !!! what about
me ..... the looser ????? i have very much depts everywhere and
i must think my buyings for every day that i can get food for
living !!! money saving is dead !!! because i cant find money what
to save !!!! hahahahahahahahaha !!!! thats my life ..... i hope
you all yuppies out there have nice life .......... nice dead !!!
so no cry anymore ..... you dont need to know anything about my
life and i know you wont bet any interest to it ...... why ???
yeessi !!! arjan de raaf !!!! where the fuck are you ( i moved
and lost your address ... please write new list and address ...
35 guilders ... was it right ???) bloody bloody tiring to write
this text !!! sorry guys no i must stop and give this amiga
2000 :nds keyboard to ddt !!! maybe he gets some guts to this text !!!
good night and please have veeery bad dreams .........................
....sorry guys finnish sex story is coming up.................
letkeaa lempea eli voimaharjoittelua vuoteessa....itse asiassa koko
juttu sai alkunsa siita,etta arvon aviomieheni matkusti yllattaen
ulkomaille.han matkustelee paljon yleensakin,mutta talla kertaa
me olimme jo pitkan aikaa etukateen laatineet yhteisen lomasuunnitelman
juuri tuoksi viikoksi.matka oli kuitenkin miehelleni tarkea liiketoimien
kannalta ja vaikken siihen kuitenkaan suostunut hyvilla mielin,
minun oli lopulta annettava periksi ja varauduttava viettamaan oma
lomaviikkoni yksin kotona.jutun seuraava ja oikeastaan viela
ratkaisevampi vaihe alkoi siita , kun sisarentyttareni leena yllattaen
soitti minulle ja kertoi aikovansa vierailla silloisen poikaystavansa
kanssa kaupungissa. kaveri osallistui kuulemma joihinkin kansainvalisiin
skaboihin , ja nyt leena halusi tiedustella , olisiko kenties mahdollista ,
etta he molemmat majoittuisivat minun luokseni ???? tietenkaan minulla
ei ollut mitaan sita vastaan (sauna???).en ollut tavannut leenaa vuosikausiin
, mutta muistin , etta jo teiniikaisena han oli ollut varsin hemaisevan
nakoinen ja muutenkin mukava vaaleaverikko. olisihan jannittavaa nahda ,
millainen kaunotar hanesta viimevuosien aikana oli tullut .
niinpa me sovimme etta leena tulisi luokseni perjantaina saatettuaan
sita enne poikaystavansa taman skaboihin . sopimuksen leena tuli
asunnolleni joskus kello kuuden maissa . naytin hanelle heille varatun
makuuhuoneen , minka jalkeen tarjosin hanelle tilaisuutta kayda kylvyssa
huuhtomassa matkapolyt iholtaan. kun leena sitten ilmestyi tukka kammattuna
ja kasvot meikattuna silkkisessa kylpytakissaan en voinut olla ihailematta
, millainen vaalea kaunotar hanesta oli tullut. sanoin sen hanelle
, ja han katsoi minua hymyillen . et sinakaan juuriole muuttunut,
tati.olet aivan yhta vietteleva kuin viimeksi.minun taytyy olla varuillani,
ettet sina yrita iskea folkea minulta,kun han tulee tanne!leenalla
oli nakojaan mustat nailon sukat ja korko kengat kylpytakkinsa
alla.minulla oli yllani kokomustaan,pitsiin kirjailtuun oloasuun
.miten on,maistuisiko sinulle kahvi ja konjakki kysyin iltapalan jalkeen
.leena nyokkasi hymyillen.me otimme konjakit,toiset ja kolmannetkin,
kunnes aloin ihmetella,missa leenan poikaystava viivytteli.me
otimme uudet konjakit,vahittellen juttumme alkoivat kayda yha uskaliaammiksi.
jossain vaiheessa leenan takki oli valahtanut auki,ja saatoin nahda,
etta sen alla hanella hanella oli vain pienet satiini housut,
mustat rintsikat,ohut sukkanauhavyo ,ja pikkuruiset sydamen muotoiset
housut.siemaisin hammentyneena lasini tyhjaksi.mina en ole koskaan
ollut naisillekaan ja kenties leena aavisti paassani liikkuvat ajatukset
silla yhtakkia han valautti takin kokonaan olkapailtaan ja jai
katsomaan minua odottavasti.olenko mina sinun mielestasi kaunis
tati?nyokkasin konjakin karvastellessa kurkussani.leena kurottui
kaatamaan minulle lisaa konjakkia.sitten han nojautui taaemmaksi
sohvalla ja paasti hitaasti auki rintsikoiden hakaset.vaikka han olikin
solakka,hanella oli taytelaiset pyoreat rinnat,joiden keskelta nannipihat
erottuivat tummempina,nannit jo selvasti koholle nousseena.ne olivat
vaalean punaiset.tunsin poskieni tummenevan,kun leena hitaasti
koukisti polvensa ja veti sitten sivuun sydamen muotoiset,pikku poksynsa
paljastaen minulle estottomasti vaalean karvan reunustaman,pehmea
piirteisen hapynsa.kiihottaako tama sinua.nyokkasin lamaantuneena.
pidellen yha poksyjaan sivussa leena levitti kaksin kasin hempean
vaaleanpunaisia hapyhuuliaan aivan kuin niita minulle tarjoten.sinulla on paljon
isommat rinnat,han kehaisi.etko voisi nayttaa niita minulle, nielaisin
lasini tyhjaksi.konjakin polte kurkussani painauduin sohvan selkanojaa
vasten ja aloin kiihtymyksesta vapisten napittaa auki oloasuani
leenan tuijottaessa kiinnostuneena etenemistani.hetken mielessani
valahti ajatus mitahan leenan mies miettisi nahdessaan meidat tallaisina.
sitten painoin vaatekappaleen vyotaisilleni niin , etta painavat naisen
rintani paasivat pullahtamaan nakyviin. leena katsoi niita sanattomina ,
yha sormillaan hapyhuuliaan hieroen !!! yhtakkia kuulin selkani
takaa omituista korinaa ja kaannyin katsomaan kauhistuttavaa
ilmestysta !!! nain leenan poikakaverin diapamihoyryissaan hoippuvan
minua kohti !!! huomasin myos kauhukseni etta pojan selan takaa pilkisteli
suuri kuunvalossa valkehtiva vesuri . maailma hidastui ja nain
vesurin tappavan teran putoavan minun kiihkeaa ja hikista kaulaani
kohti ....... orks ........ paassani katkesi verisuoni ja menetin
henkeni leenan poikakaverin vesurille !!! so as you read dont try
to be lesbian....well i must think some other dramatic story.....
.................hey kalle koponen just walked in and took vyv
away from our hands!!!!!yeaaaaaaahhhhhhh!i am running out of text
no no no no no !!!okay no no ! aaki/purebyte hoi what do you
think about our muro-man (weetabix) isn't it coool !!!two weeks
ago i went to backstage(as usual)and i booooozed there so much
that my memory went out at 10.00-11.00 when i called adept last
time!!!after that i didn't remember nothing about my return to
home and everything i write is heard from my wife..okay my wife
said that i came home at about 3.00 a clock and i ringed doorbell
and when my wife opened door i crawled in home and then i passed out
after that i woke up at 6.00 a clock and after heavy trying i made
my self to living room sofa.but that is not enough after that i
woked up with very bad hangover and my hangover lasted 3 days
and now if you have same kind of hangovers you are good holic!!
..... haaahaaa this is going to be the end!!!! it is finally adept here
typing the last words to this bullshit scroller.... if you read this far
you must be a machine....... i say goodbye to all of you ...!!!!
................ adept of accession signing off in year 1989 ...........
(is it still 1989?)
(see you in our next demo in spring '91!!!)
ok, now we are restarting....