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This is HE! Our first demo! Coded by hubba the hut. Graphics by Crib.
Text by bushsaw. Currently the members of He are... Hubba the
hut...angal...dillsoft...force
gnat...crooky...nidar...bushsaw...garbler...peaday and f.a.g We are
extremely proud to present this demo,made specially for this moment of boring
silence and indifference. We in He consider ourselves as the best in norway(Who
doesn't??) and anybody saying otherwise will be met by a big laugh from our
side. let's tell you a fairytale... Once upon a
time a person called he (not really,but he wishes to be anonymous) was a part
of it,but when it fell apart,he wanted to make a group called he.he(it) met
another group called he,and a guy called it(he)(me). well,IT(i) asked if he
wanted to join he,but since he(it) didn't like the name,he(he(it)) said to
me(it(he)) that he(he(it(Who?))) wanted to start a group called 'AND'.then
I(it(he(what?))) and him(he(it(and))) and it became
"and(it(he(it(me(it(he)))))) inc." then we(and) all lived happily together
in hundreds of years without knowing what actually happened when we(he,it)
became AND,and the morale of this story is that you'd probably have to read this text
some hundred times before understanding it(who?) and(that's us!) that it should
have been prohibited by law to use a pronoun as a name. as a matter of fact,i
am really pissed off making this text.Sometimes i find it funny to make
scrolltexts,but right now i think it is extremely boring. While I still
remember it,a message to it... In your Blunt demo,where did you get that
prologue?? I think i read something like that in a book or in a film...anyway,it
was really very profound... I have no intentions of making more
totally uninteresting text for this scroll,as i have another scroll to make in
this parody as well. so long,and read the other scroll if you want to
puke... #
I THINK YOU DESERVE TO GET SOME INFORMATION ABOUT THIS
INTRO,COZ I DARE
SAY THAT THIS DEMO IS CERTAINLY ONE OF THE BEST DEMOS MADE IN
NORWAY(NOT VERY
DIFFICULT THOUGH.) THIS DEMO WAS MADE BECAUSE OUR FIRST
INTENTIONS WERE TO MAKE
A SO CALLED "MEGADEMO". IT WOULD HAVE BEEN A DISK FILLED UP WITH
PARODIES OF
NORWEGIAN DEMOS. SO I MADE THIS ONE,A PARODY OF "IT DEMO 2"(OR SO
I BELIEVE).
ECLIPSE HAS ALSO MADE A DEMO THAT ACTUALLY SHOULD HAVE BEEN IN
THAT MEGADEMO,
BUT WETHER OR NOT THAT DEMO WILL BE RELEASED,DEPENDS ON ECLIPSE.
WE ARE NOT
ATTACKING "IT" BY ANY MEANS,THIS DEMO IS JUST PURE HARMLESS FUN
FROM OUR SIDE.
YOU ARE ONE OF THE VERY BEST GROUPS IN NORWAY,SO I DON'T THINK
THAT YOU ARE
"LAME" OR ANYTHING LIKE THAT. PLEASE FEEL FREE TO JOKE WITH OUR
DEMOS,IF YOU
LIKE (BUT NOT MINE,ONLY ECLIPSE'S...) OH,IF YOU SHOULD MEET
THE (QMK)
LATER,I THINK I MUST EXPLAIN THAT IT ACTUALLY MEANS
'QUESTIONMARK'. YOU SEE,I
ORIGINALLY MADE A LARGE COMMUNISTIC QUESTION MARK (48X-32Y),BUT
DUE TO A LACK
OF TIME AND AN INESCAPABLE LAZINESS I DID NOT INCLUDE IT,AND
DIDN'T MAKE A
SMALL (QMK) EITHER. SO LIVE WITH IT,WILL YOU. THE SCROLLTEXT
ABOVE IS PURE
UNREADABLE CRAP,SO IF YOU WANT TO READ IT,TAKE A LOOK IN $4C000
HEX.
STRANGE THOUGH,THAT THERE ARE NO REAL NORWEGIANS THAT HAS MADE
ANY REAL
THRILLING DEMOS. LORD STRANGELOVE OF RAZOR CAN DO IT,I THINK,SO
CAN "IT". BUT I
STILL MISS THE REAL QUALITY. THE BEST NORWEGIAN DEMO IS,AFTER MY
OPINION,'DROLT DEMO' BY SANTA CLAUS.(EVEN THOUGH THE SO CALLED
GRAPHICS
DESTROYED IT A BIT.) I SUSPECT THAT SANTA CLAUS IS BEHIND LOCKED
DOORS IN A
MENTAL HOSPITAL RIGHT NOW... I HAVE GREAT PROBLEMS IN FINDING
SOMETHING FUNNY
TO WRITE,BECAUSE THERE IS A DEADLINE ON THIS DEMO,AND I SIMPLY
CAN'T WORK UNDER
STRESS. YOU'LL BELIEVE ME WHEN I TELL YOU THAT I MUST HAVE USED
NEARLY (OR
OVER) TWO MONTHS ON THIS DEMO. I COULD HAVE MADE IT IN UNDER A
WEEK ACTUALLY,IF
I HAD CONSTANTLY WORKED ON THIS DEMO. THERON PHONED ME
YESTERDAY. HE TOLD ME TO
MENTION A BUNCH OF GROUPS. I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY IT IS CALLED
GREETINGS,
BECAUSE IT IS NOTHING MORE THAN A LIST OF STRANGE NAMES. SO I HAVE MADE IT A
LOT MORE INTERESTING.... HONORABLE GENTLEMEN. THE FOLLOWING
GROUPS ARE HEREBY
GIVEN THE STATUS AS AN ACADEMY CONTACT- THE MOST DISTINGUISHED
DISTINCTION IN
THE WORLD OF AMIGA SWAPPING: IT (NO HARD FEELINGS,I HOPE!)
TARTAN ARMY
PIRANHAS THE WIZARDS INC. TETRAGON (YO,STAFFAN,I'LL
WRITE TO YOU
PRETTY SOON!) IPEC ELITE X-MEN(DO YOU LIKE MY
QUESTIONMARK IN THE
SCROLL ABOVE(QMK)) WARFALCONS RAZOR 1911(THANKS FOR OUR
RANK!)
NETWORK RAWHEAD BYTERAPERS(HI GRENDEL,REMEMBER THAT THE
MORALE IS TO
NEVER THROW THE LETTER 'Q' IN A PRIVET BUSH.(D.ADAMS-THE
RESTAURANT AT THE END
OF UNIVERSE(I THINK!))) FREEDOM FORCE(FROM SOUTH AFRICA OR
SOMETHING LIKE
THAT,I GUESS.) FUTURE THE QUACKERS END OF CENTURY
CRUSADERS
COSINE.(BEING LATE,ARE WE(QMK)) TO ALL OF YOU THAT SAW MY
ADDRESS IN THE
INTRO,AND THAT DON'T HAVE THE TURBO PASCAL,PLEASE DON'T SEND ME
DISKS
ETC.,BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE THE MONEY OR TIME TO SWAP. (YOU MIGHT
WANT TO KNOW
WHY I WANT TURBO PASCAL(QMK) WELL,YOU SEE,I SIMPLY NEED IT FOR MY
STUDIES...)
A BIG HAND FOR THE NORWEGIAN COMPUTER CALLED TIKI-100 - THE WORST
COMPUTER EVER
TO HAVE SEEN THE DAY OF LIGHT SINCE ENIAC. SPEED - 0.143
MHZ,WEIGHT - 3.14
TONS, MEMORY - 65536 BYTES (WHERE 2 ARE AVAILABLE),PRICE 23998.90
NOK (2000
POUNDS.) IT'S JUST GREAT... I SENT A LETTER TO A NORWEGIAN
COMPUTER
MAG SOME TIME AGO. I WONDER IF THEY DARE PRINT IT... IT IS JUST
TOO WILD!
THE MUSIC YOU ARE NOT ACCOMPANYING IS MADE BY (OF COURSE) THERON.
IT IS CALLED
"CLOSED SHOPS" AND I AM NOT SURPRISED. THERON HAS A SPECIAL STYLE
OF COMPOSING
THAT HAVE NOT SEEN ANYWHERE ELSE. ANYWAY,IT SOUNDS GREAT,SO WHAT.
YOU
MIGHT WONDER WHY WE IN ACADEMY ARE RELEASING SO FEW DEMOS. THE
REASON IS THAT
WE ARE ONLY TWO CODERS (ME AND ECLIPSE) IN THIS GROUP. WE ARE
ALSO LAZY BEYOND
ALL IMAGINATION,SO WE ARE NOT CODING VERY MUCH. WE ARE ACTUALLY
MAKING A LOT OF
USELESS ROUTINES (THE TWO LATEST ONES ARE LINEDRAW AND BOB
CONTROLLING.),BUT WE
"NEVER HAVE THE TIME" TO MAKE REAL USE OF THEM. (EVEN THOUGH I USE BOBS IN THIS
DEMO.) WHAT'S NEXT FROM ACADEMY(QMK) PROBABLY A
BIG PROJECT. (HAVE
ALREADY MADE THE INTRO SCREEN.) THIS WILL OF COURSE TAKE A LOT
OF TIME.BUT
WE PLAN TO FINISH IT BEFORE THE SUMMER HOLIDAY STARTS... IF THERE
ARE ANY
GRAMMATICAL OR SYNTAX ERRORS IN THIS TEXT,PLEASE FORGIVE
ME,BECAUSE I AM NOT
GOING TO LOOK THROUGH ALL THE TEXT AGAIN. THIS TEXT IS,AS I
SAID,A VERY
BORING ONE,SO I HAVE NO INTENTIONS TO GO ON WRITING 100%
NONSENSE. SO THERE IS
ONLY ONE THING LEFT TO SAY TO ALL YOU OUT THERE : VA TE FAIRE
CUIRE UN OEUF!
HAVE AN ENJOYABLE EVENING. 5.2.1989
DENITHOR
OF ACADEMY
SPECULATIVE EVENTS PENETRATED THE SANDWICH FILLED
WITH LOBSTER
CLAWS,DUE TO A LACK OF DISTINCTIVE SPACE DEBRIS. BUT THE REASON
OF THIS WAS AN
IMPECCABLE BUT YET UNCANNY OCCATION DURING THE OPIUM WARS OF '94..... (DENITHOR '89)