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WELCOME TO YET ANOTHER QUALITY PRODUCTION FROM ABNORMAL DATA | THIS DISK IS
CALLED MEGA-MUSIC VOL. 1 | YOU ARE CURRENTLY READING THE CREDITS
SCROLLTEXT WHICH ALSO CONTAINS INFORMATION ABOUT THE CREW AND THE MEMBERS.
IF YOU HAVEN'T ALREADY GUESSED YOU CAN SELECT THE TUNE YOU WISH TO PLAY, OR
THE SCROLLTEXT YOU WISH TO VIEW USING THE SCROLLING MENU AT THE BOTTOM OF
THE SCREEN. USE THE UP AND DOWN ARROWS TO MOVE THE MENU AND SPACE TO
SELECT THE HIGHLIGHTED OPTION. BEFORE WE START WE MUST WELCOME OUR NEW
MEMBER.....MALCOLM THE MOUNTIE....SAY HI MALC. (HI)........... MARVELLOUSLY ELOQUENT!
OKAY, LET'S GET ON WITH THE CREDITS......
ALL GRAPHICS, CODING, COMPACTING AND ARRANGING BY PSI-DIVISION |
AND MODULE RIPPING BY CASEY & PSI-DIV. | ABNORMAL DATA ARE..........
PSI-DIVISION | MAGNUM | CASEY |
MIDGE | STRIDER |.....AND....
MALCOLM THE MOUNTIE|
ABNORMAL DATA WERE FORMED
AT THE START OF 1991 AS A COMBINATION OF SLOTHSOFT AND THE PSI-DIVISION.
ALL OF THE TUNES
ON THIS DISK WERE RIPPED FROM VARIOUS GAMES RELEASED OVER THE LAST FEW MONTHS
BUT WE WOULD RATHER PUT OUT ORIGINAL STUFF OF OUR OWN. WE ARE THEREFORE IN NEED OF
A GOOD MUSICIAN (AND OF COURSE WE ARE ALSO ALWAYS ON THE LOOK OUT FOR CODERS
AND ARTISTS). IF YOU THINK YOU FIT THE BILL, SEND SOME OF YOUR
ORIGINAL STUFF TO MAGNUM OR MYSELF (ADDRESSES AT THE END OF THE GREETINGS
SCROLLER!). WELL, THAT'S ABOUT IT FOR THE CREDITS.....TRY ONE OF THE OTHER
SCROLLTEXTS FOR A MORE PERSONAL AND INTIMATE CONVERSATION...........
TEXT RESTARTS
WELL, I REALLY DON'T THINK I CAN FOLLOW THAT SCROLLTEXT FROM STRIDER. THE
GUY IS OUT OF HIS TREE, AND I DIDN'T ACTUALLY SMACK HIM ROUND THE HEAD,
MERELY KICKED HIM IN THE BOLLOX! AH, LIFE AS WE KNOW IT....DEJA VU! WELL,
IT'S GOOD TO SEE THAT THIS LITTLE MASTERPIECE IS FINALLY FINISHED. IT ONLY
TOOK A FEW WEEKS, AND MOST OF THAT TIME WAS WAITING FOR PEOPLE TO WRITE
SCROLLTEXTS FOR IT! NOW, SOMETHING WITTY AND INTELLECTUAL...UM.....I'LL
GET BACK TO YOU ON IT LATER. IN THE MEANTIME..........PLUG TIME! WE ARE
ABOUT TO EMBARK ON ANOTHER PROJECT CALLED THE ANTICUTE DEMO | I WILL SAY
NO MORE, BUT I GUARANTEE YOU WILL LOVE IT... STRIDER IS TALKING ABOUT STAG
2 AND 3 AND IT SEEMS THAT THE WOMAN IN THE MOVIE HE SAW LAST NIGHT WAS IN
BOTH OF THOSE CHARMING ANIMATIONS. IT MAKES YOU WONDER HOW HE SPENDS HIS
EVENINGS! HE SOUNDS LIKE A SPOTTY TEENAGER DOESN'T HE........WELL, HE IS!
OW, OW, GERROFF! ONLY JOKING! REVENGE IS SWEET! TALKING OF SWEETS, I'M
STARVING MAGNUM, GOT ANY FOOD! GUESS, WHAT HE JUST OFFERED ME.... A
BANANA...........AND THAT AFTER THE LAST SUBJECT OF CONVERSATION.....AT LEAST IT
WASN'T SOME CORN ON THE COB! PRIVATE JOKE! BACK TO THE WITTY AND
INTELLECTUAL BIT.......UM, MAYBE LATER...........I GLANCE AROUND THE
ROOM.... A KAYS CATALOGUE! HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED HOW, AS A KID, YOU ALWAYS
TURN TO THE WOMENS UNDERWEAR PAGE AND FANTASISE ABOUT WEARING THE
LINGERIE.....NO, WELL IT MUST JUST HAVE BEEN ME THEN! NIGHTMARE ON DRAYTON
ROAD, I'VE JUST IMAGINED MAGNUM IN LINGERIE.......I FEEL SICK! BETTER HAVE
THAT BANANA. I'D BETTER SIGN OFF NOW, WAFFLE HAS OVERCOME ME
SOMEWHAT...BUT FINALLY, AS PROMISED, THE INTELLECTUAL BIT..................
THREE THINGS TO REMEMBER ABOUT A TRULY WISE MAN.......1. HE WILL NEVER
PLAY LEAPFROG WITH A UNICORN 2. HE WILL NEVER DOWSE HIMSELF IN PETROL
AND LIGHT A MATCH AND 3. HE WILL NOT STAND ON A HILL-TOP IN A
THUNDERSTORM, WEARING A WET, COPPER SUIT AND SHOUT "I HATE THE GODS!"
.....AND..... CONSIDERING THE ANSWER TO LIFE, THE UNIVERSE AND EVERYTHING, AND IT ISN'T
FORTY PIGGING TWO, I HAVE COME TO THE CONCLUSION THAT LIFE IS LIKE A PLATE
OF SHIT, AND EVERY DAY WE HAVE TO EAT ANOTHER MOUTHFUL! NOT A PLEASANT
THOUGHT, BUT THEN NEITHER IS MAGNUM IN LINGERIE! A COUPLE OF LAST MINUTE
GREETINGS......HI TO XAG OF THE PUNISHERS......BUT ONLY IF YOU ARE ALSO XAG OF THE EX-CULPRITS, IN
WHICH CASE, LONG TIME NO SEE AND GET IN TOUCH SOON! ALSO HELLO TO
SPACEHAWK (HOPE THE JOB IS GOING WELL). AND LAST, BIUT CERTAINLY NOT
LEAST, I HAVE TO THANK SARAH, MY WONDERFUL GIRLFRIEND, FOR LETTING ME WORK ON THE COPPER GENERATED
EQUALISER EVEN THOUGH IT WAS PUTTING HER OFF OF HER REVISION BY FLASHING
(AND MORE OFTEN THAN NOT, CRASHING) FOR HOURS ON END. ALL MY LOVE SARAH,
CAN'T WAIT TO SEE YOU AGAIN!
SIGNING OFF.........FOLLOW THIS CASEY!
I WOULD LIKE TO START THIS SCROLL TEXT WITH A GREETING WHICH SHOULD HAVE
BEEN DONE A FEW WEEKS AGO AND THAT IS TO WELCOME STRIDER INTO THE MADNESS
OF ABNORMAL DATA ...... I WILL START NOW WITH A QUOTE FROM PSI - DIVISION :
IT`S A KNOB ???????? ....... AND I STILL WISH TO KNOW WHAT CAME FIRST THE
CHICKEN OR THE EGG.GOD I AM GOING TO GO AND GET CHANGED IN A MINUTE BECAUSE
THIS BLOODY SUSPENDER BELT IS KILLING ME.IF YOU HAVE NOT YET GUESSED THIS
IS MAGNUM HITTING THE KEYS OF THE AMIGA..........PLUG TIME! ALSO TODAY ME
AND PSI - DIVISION HAVE ALSO RELEASED ACID HOUSE MUSIC...............OH GOD
WHAT HAVE I DONE LETTING THIS LOT TAKE OVER MY HOUSE FOR THE DAY BECAUSE
THIS LOT ARE COMPLETELY MAD.GOOD LUCK TO NIGEL MANSELL IN THE BRITISH GP
TODAY MAY HIS PISTONS KEEP PUMPING .............. KEEP YOUR EYES OPEN FOR
PSI - DIVISION`S NEXT DEMO ( I AM SURE YOU WILL ALL LOVE IT, NUDGE NUDGE SAY
NO MORE ) WAIT TILL IT COME`S OUT NO SNEAK PREVIEWS THIS TIME .........
STRIDER IS IN NEED OF MODEM CONTACTS SO IF THERE IS ANY BODY OUT THERE THAT
WANTS PUTTING IN TOUCH WITH STRIDER WRITE TO ME AND I WILL PASS IT ON TO
STRIDER MY ADDRESS IS IN A LATER SCROLL TEXT SO KEEP LOOKING ..... ( MESSAGE
FOR PSI - DIVISION AND STRIDER ) HAS ANY BODY FOUND THE CARROT YET!!!!!!
.......... AND I DON`T MEAN JASPER EITHER .......... GOD THE KEYS ARE
STICKING TO MY FINGER`S AS I AM TYPING THIS SO FAST THE KEYS ARE MELTING
...... HELPPPPPP THEY ARE ALL TELLING ME TO KEEP ON WRITING THIS SCROLL
TEXT .JEIIKYOITOOIRIRI4RIRGC639OW;WSLWLWIQ8UZIIKOIXAZ8IK OPS MY 27 MONTH
OLD SON ( AaRON ) HAS JUST ADDED HIS BIT TO THIS SCROLL TEXT.WELL I AM
GETTING BORED WITH WRITING THIS NOW AND YOU MUST BE GETTING BORED WITH
READING IT LOOK OUT FOR ME ON MORE HOT STUFF FROM ABNORMAL DATA AND WATCH
OUT FOR THE DEMO FROM PSI - DIVISION OF ABNORMAL DATA COMING SHORTLY.QUOTE
FROM ME ( MAGNUM ) :IF THERE IS ANY SPELLING MISTAKES DON`T WORRY WE ARE
ABNORMAL DATA ......... BYE BYE FOR NOW SEE YOU ON ANOTHER HOT RELEASE FROM
ABNORMAL DATA... ......... MAGNUM SIGHING OFF FOR NOW ....................I
WILL NOW LEAVE SOME BODY ELSE TO FOLLOW THIS MINDLESS DRIVEL. WATCH OUT FOR
ACID HOUSE MUSIC II COMING OUT SOON
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CASEY ON THE KEYBOARD NOW... ME AND MIDGE FINALLY ARRIVED AT MAGNUMS
(AFTER GETTING LOST AGAIN) WHY CANT YOU MOVE MAGNUM! (LIKE FURTHER AWAY
HEE HEE).... WE'VE BEEN HERE ALMOST AN HOUR AND ALL WE'VE GOT IS ONE
BLOODY DRINK WHERES THE FOOD THE BOOZE AND THE WOMEN (GOOD JOB THE
WIFE IS NOT HERE) SHE WOULDN'T FIT IN THE CAR NOW ANYWAY (3 MONTHS GONE
AND BIG AS A BUS) WELL ITS NICE TO SEE MOST OF THE GUYS IN ABNORMAL
DATA (EXCEPT MAGNUM WHO KEEPS ON PHONING AND PHONING) DO YOU WORK FOR
TELECOM NO I BET THEY WOULDN'T HAVE YOU EITHER........
WELL WHEN I FIRST GOT HERE EVERYONE WAS TALKING ABOUT MAKING AN ANTICUTE
DEMO SOUNDS GOOD (WHATEVER IT IS) TIME FOR A FEW HELLOS HELLO
HELLO (NOT VERY FUNNY REALY) STRIDER JUST PLAYED ABYSS AND LOST 2
LIVES AND RESET IT HA CRAP ... MY TURN... ERR WHAT DO YOU MEAN USE
THE JOYSTICK ERR SORRY IM BUSY IM ERR READING THE SUN.... HEY DAVE
HOW ABOUT ANOTHER DRINK (WHAT DO YOU MEAN YES PLEASE I MEANT A DRINK FOR
ME YOU PRAT OWCH) HEY MAGNUM WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO TAKE THAT DRESS OFF
NO NOT NOW IVE JUST EATEN EURRRROP OH WELL CARROTS ANYONE...
HEY LOOK ITS THE MITCHELIN MAN POPPED ROUND FOR A FEW DISKS (WHOOPS
SORRY MAGNUM..) OH WELL MUST GO, GOT TO HAVE MY TABLETS AND STRAIGHT
JACKET NOW.......... SEE YOU ON ANOTHER FUNNY FARM...........
SOD ME, TWO TEXTS IN 10 MINUTES, I DUNNO, LIFE AS WE KNOW IT JIM I
SUPPOSE........ALSO IM A BIT PEEVED, A WHOLE MASSIVE GIGANORMOUS 10 MINUTES
HAVE GONE BY, AND I STILL HAVENT RECEIVED AN AMIGA WITH FOUR DIGITS IN ITS
NAME, I DONT -SOB- THINK -SOB- I WILL EVER EVER -SOB- RECEIVE ONE, WOOPS! I
JUST STEPPED ON A LEMMING! HEHE, STRIDER GRINS INFECTIOULSY AND CHUCKS IT
IN THE MICROWAVE. DA-DE-DA-DE-DA. CLASSIFIEDS..... 1. GIFTS GRACIOUSLY
RECEIVED INCLUDING ALL FORMS OF MICROCHIP TECHNOLOGY, WOMEN, BOOZ, CARS,
MONEY, MANSIONS, ISLANDS, COUNTRYS, CONTINENTS, OCEANS, PLANETS, SOLAR
SYSTEMS, GOD, SECRET OF LIFE, A N E W B L O D D Y A M I G A ! ! ! !
ANY DONATIONS WILL DESERVE GREETINGS, WHOLE SCROLL TEXTS, DEMOS WRITTEN FOR
YOU, I PROMISE YOU THE SERVICES OF OUR EXPERT CODER, PSI-DIVISION FOR YOUR
PURPOSES, EITHER WAY......O U C H ! PSI HAS JUST BELTED ME ONE AND HE SAID
I SHOULDN'T OFFER PERSONAL SERVICES ON HIS BEHALF, I WONDER IF WE WERE
TALKING ABOUT THE SAME THING, ANYWAY ANY DONY'S, SEND IT TO ME
NOW..........OK LADS, THIS IS STRIDER, SIGNING OOORRRF!
YO HOMEBOYZ....MIDGE HERE WRITING THIS LITTLE SCROLLY THING. I AINT MUCH
GOOD AT THIS SORT OF THING ,BUT WHO GIVES A F--K......... I HAD TO SIT
THROUGH AN HOUR AND HALF OF CASEYS DRIVING (HELP! LET ME OUT OF HERE HE'S A
MADMAN...GIGGLE GIGGLE GUS GUS.....) AINT BEEN DOING THIS COMPUTING
THING FOR LONG,SO IM STILL LEARNING......I'VE LEARNT ONE THING, THE
GIRLFRIEND....DONT LIKE ME MUCKING AROUND WITH SOMEONE CALLED AMIGA!!!!!!
MAGNUM IS BEING THE SMILING HOSTEST WITH MOSTEST...HE HE HE..... PSI-DIVS
PLAYING ROBOCOP2 I THINK HE NEEDS THE PRACTICE ( LUCKY HES GOT THE TRAINER
ON ) THEN THERE'S STRIDER, HIS AMIGA HAS GOT A MIND OF ITS OWN...(SAY NO MORE SAY
NO MORE) I BETTER HURRY UP AND FINISH THIS LITTLE SCROLLY THING BECAUSE
THEY'RE WAITING FOR ME . GREETINGS GOTO...... ALL THE HOMEBOYZ IN COMPUTER
WORLD.. TIME TO PACK THIS TYPING THING UP BECAUSE IM GETTING A BIT
PEED-OFF.... ITS ONLY A SMALL SCROLLY THING BUT ONCE AGAIN I DONT GIVE A F--K
SO THATS ITS FOR NOW, TIME TO SAY BYE.... SO BYE.....JEST JEST.....
ABNORMAL DATA GREETINGS WHIZZ OUT TO THE FOLLOWING GUYS..............
MICK/ABSOLUTE ZERO | ANDY/ADDONICS | MAVERICK/ARMALYTE |
KENZ/COMPUTER WORLD| ACE/IMPULSE | STONE/IMPULSE |
TRIPPER/IMPULSE | KARL/INNER CITY | PRONTO/MIRAGE |
DILLON/NOBSTAAL | ARMAGEDDON/P.C.S | CHRIS/SHOCKWAVE |
JIM/STEEL | SIMON/SUICIDAL INF | MADMIX/TNT |
TOE | BRAD |
AND LAST BUT NOT LEAST..... NITEHAWK/TSS | AND ALL OTHER FRIENDS
AND CONTACTS.............. SPECIAL THANKS AND
INDIVIDUAL GREETINGS ARE IN THE PERSONNAL SCROLLERS. YOU CAN CONTACT
ABNORMAL DATA AT THE FOLLOWING ADDRESSES....... REACH MAGNUM AT.....
45 DRAYTON ROAD | ELMHURST, AYLESBURY| BUCKS, ENGLAND |
HP20 2EN | OR PSI-DIVISION (CODING ONLY PLEASE, NO SWAPPING!)
AT
23 WELBECK AVENUE | BEDGROVE, AYLESBURY| BUCKS, ENGLAND |
HP21 9BH |........OKAY GUYS AND GALLS, GREETS RESTART
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