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HOLD DOWN YER RIGHT EAR
TO STOP THIS SCROLLER!
SO YOU'VE REACHED THE
SECOND AND LAST PART OF
THIS LITTLE "DEMINTRO"
FROM 4-WARD.
THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE
A SHORT INTRO JUST TO
INTRODUCE THIS NEW TEAM
BUT MANY THINGS HAD
HAPPENED (AND MORE I HAD
TO ADD) AND... YEAH,
I'M A SLOW CODA', SO
WHAT?
UHMM... I DON'T FEEL
LIKE WRITING BULLSHIT
RIGHT NOW, THEREFORE
HERE COME THE CREDITS:
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GRAPHICS
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4-WARD LOGO, FONTS AND
BALL IN PART I BY:
REFLEX
4WD VECTOR LOGO IN PART
II BY THE EVIL:
N-JOY
"VIDEO GIRL AI" PICCY,
AND FONTS IN PART II BY
THE WONDERFUL:
STREET SHAMAN
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MUSIC:
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"DR.BROSS" TRACK IN PART
II BY THE WORLD FAMOUS:
DHS
"REWIND SUX" THEME
COMPOSED AND PERFORMED
DURING PART I BY THE
"DINAMIC DUO":
DANGUARD & N-JOY
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AND IF YOU'RE INTERESTED
I (ELDIO.) HAVE CODED
THE WHOLE STUFF. IF
NOT... WELL, NEVERMIND.
THERE'S NOT MUCH TO BE
PROUD OF.
SO THIS SHOW TOOK ME A
LONG WHILE TO DO. I'VE
NEVER BEEN A QUICK CODER
(I'VE BEEN A QUICK
CRACKER A THOUSAND YEARS
AGO) SO I MUST APOLOGYZE
WITH MY FRIENDS THAT
WORKED WITH ME (IT'S
BEEN FUN WITH YOU GUYS!)
BEFORE I START WRITING A
LOT OF STUFF I SHOULD
MENTION 4WD BOARDS IN
THIS GALAXY:
THE HOUSE WHQ
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BLACK FOREST USHQ
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vv1-904-7292431
DIGITSTAR IHQ
vv39-40-632561
BINARY EXTASY
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NOW YOU KNOW SO
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OK, BACK TO THE NON
SERIOUS STUFF NOW. SOME
HELLOS SHOULD GO TO MY
FRIENDS IN THIS
BUSINESS, SO HERE WE GO:
GI909u(YOU POOR C-LOOSER
SHOW US YOUR BIG BALLS.
COME BACK TO SERIOUS
CODING, OH SEGAIOLO!!) k
ZORISu (HOW GEE! COME
HAI SPESO LE TUE 300
LIRE? LE HAI TIRATE IN
TESTA AD UN MASSESE ALLO
STADIO?)
ZAGORu (ARE YOU LONESOME
TONIGHT, DO YOU MISS
ME?) rrr
THIS INTRO HAS BEEN
POSSIBLE (JUST AS
EVERYTHING FROM MY MIND)
THANKS TO THE FOLLOWING
METAL HEADS:
ALICE COOPER
ANTHRAX
BLACK SABBATH
DEEP PURPLE
ELIO E LE STORIE TESE
HELLOWEEN
IRON MAIDEN
KISS
KREATOR
LITFIBA
MANOWAR
MEGADETH
METALLICA
OZZY OSBOURNE
(EVERYBODY SAY: OZZY!!)
PANTERA
PAOLINO PAPERINO
QUEENSRYCHE
SEPULTURA
SLAYER
SUCIDAL TENDENCIES
THE ALMITGHY
VENOM
HI TO MY FRIENDS IN
AESTHETICA: TRISTAN
(SORRY, AIN'T GOT
JAPANESE FONTS RIGHT
NOW) s IMAGO, QUARTIN
(LET'S GET A REAL DRUNK
AND PUKE EVEN OUR
NAMES!), PAPALAGI, DEE
BOB, KUBLA "MOTOROLA"
KHAN, VIRGO (HEY BRO!
WON'T YOU CALL ME
SOMETIME?!?) AND HUNTERS
(WHO SUPPLIED ME (AND
STILL DO) WITH THEIR
AMAZING HARDWARE ('040
IS REALLY MOTOROLLIN'!!)
AND THEIR INCREDIBLE
PATIENCE. MEET ME IN
THEIR AMAZING BBS
TIDIRIUM
vv39-11-5620380
vv39-11- 543805
vv39-11- 533115
vv39-11- 532334
THANX BROS!)
A SPECIAL KISS FLIES TO
LOLICONu (WHAT ABOUT ONE
OF MY FAVES: "MADONNA
PUTTANAZZA"!!).
HELLO TO THE ENTIRE 4WD
CREW AND ESPECIALLY TO:
ALX STY t CAPTAIN BLOOD
t DANGUARD (DGDIOT!) t
DHS (SCRATCH YOUR SONIC
ARRRANGER! IT'S REPLAY
ROUTINE IS TOO SLOW!) t
DR.G t E$G (IT'S ALMOST
FANZA-TIME!) t FGF t
N-JOY (HOW 'BOUT "OPEN
YOUR FILE?") t
PYRATRONIK (HOPE TO MEET
YOU SOMEWHERE!) t STREET
"RAIDER" SHAMAN t SHARK
t STEVE t WILL SCARLETT
(STILL WAITING FOR THAT
PROWLER LYRICS!).
HI TO MY FRIEND PANINARO
(HOPE TO MEET YOU AGAIN
IN THE MATRIX. IT'S
FUCKING COOL TO CHAT
WITH YOU!).
A METAL HANDSHAKE GOES
TO MY GERMAN FRIENDS IN:
-OVERKILL-
HEAVY METAL
OR NO METAL AT ALL
WHIMPS AND POSERS
GO OUT, LEAVE THE HALL!!
SOMETHING GOOD IS COMING
FOR THE BELIEVERS!
METAL WARRIORS WILL
EXTERMINATE THE
UNBELIEVERS !!!
HERE WE GO AGAIN WITH
MINSTREL, YODA, CPT.
KIRK AND EVERYONE I'VE
MET AT SMAU '93 LIKE
METAL BASHER, DDT, AND
SO ON... SEE YA ALL
NEXT YEAR!
HI TO RAMJAM! YOUR
TECHNO MERDA II RULES!
I SHOULD ALSO MENTION
THE WORLD FAMOUS ITALIAN
GOVERNMENT WHO'S STILL
TRYING TO FUCK EVERYONE
HERE. SO FUCK TO
EVERYONE THERE, YOU
WORTHLESS BAGS OF SHIT!
MAXIMUM RESPECT TO ONE
OF OUR FAVE JUDGES:
DI PIETRO
THE MESSAGE IS:
"INGABBIALI TUTTI!"
(JAIL'EM ALL!)
THIS HAS BECAME A
SPECIAL MESSAGES SPACE
SO HERE'S ANOTHER ONE:
ANIMAL LIBERATION FRONT
SUPPORT A.L.F. NOW!
EVERYONE USING ANY KIND
OF DIRECT OR INDIRECT
VIOLENCE AGAINIST
ANIMALS IS A CRIMINAL OF
THE WORST KIND AND MUST
BE TERMINATED !!
A FINAL SALUTE GOES TO
THE LADZ I KNOW.
THOSE WHO WERE MINE,
THOSE WHO WEREN'T,
THOSE WHO WANT AND
THOSE rIr WANT...
THE MESSAGE IS:
FUCK OFF n
TIME TO GO NOW. I STILL
HAVE TO FIX SOME BUGS
OCCURING ONE SOME DAMNED
AMIGA (IT'S SO TRICKY TO
MAKE THIS STUFF RUNNING
ON EVERY MACHINE BUT
IT'S ALSO FUNNY!).
IF YOU WANNA HAVE A
LAUGH HERE IT'S A CHAT
WE HAVE RECORDED SOME
TIME AGO, BEFORE
DANGUARD HAD TO JOIN THE
ARMY... BYE FROM ELDIO.
RING
RING
ATA
CONECT INFINITE/V69BIS
DANGUARD > WHO THE HELL
WAS ON THE PHONE?
ELDIO >IT WAS MY
GIRLFRIEND..HEHE.
DANGUARD >YEEEEEES...
MAYBE TOMORROW....
EHEHEHEHEH
ELDIO >WHY? DON'T YOU
BELIEVE IT? DO YOU
STILL HAVE SOME DOUBTS
ABOUT MY HUNTING
ABILITIES?
DANGUARD >BAH.... I'M
NOT VERY (HAHA)
CONVINCED (HAHAHA)
(EHM).
ELDIO >WELL, YOU CAN BE
CONVINCED OF ONE THING
AT LEAST: IT WASN'T
WOLF....[CENSORED]
DANGUARD >WAS IT
[CENSORED], ISN'T IT?
ELDIO >EHM, LET'S MAKE
THE SCROLLTEXT, OK?
DANGUARD >ALL RIGHT.
WHO'S GONNA START?
DANGUARD >SHARK
>DANGUARD >SHARK
>DANGUARD >SHARK
>DANGUARD >SHARK
>DANGUARD >SHARK
>DANGUARD >SHARK
>DANGUARD >SHARK
>DANGUARD >SHARK
>DANGUARD >SHARK
>DANGUARD >ELDIOS>HARK
>DANGUARD >SHARK
>ELDIO>DANGUARD >SHARK
>ELDIO>DANGUARD >SHARK
>ELDIO>ELDIO>ELDIO>ELDIO>
ELDIO>ELDIO>ELDIO>ELDIO>
STOP SHAKING YOUR
MACROS, WHADDA FUCK, AM
I A SON OF A BITCH? I
WILL BEGIN 'COZ I'M EL
CODER..
ELDIO >HERE WE GO. THIS
IS GOING TO BE THE
SCROLLTEXT OF OUR FIRST
INTRO AS 4-WARDS...
(NON MI VIENE IN MENTE
UN CAZZO!) OK LET'S
GREET OUR GUESTS:
DANGUARD >WELL... I
THINK THAT ELDIO DOESN'T
WANT TO TALK... EHM...
SHARKY???
SHARK >CHE STRONZI
(THAT'S ASSHOLES...
:ED)!!! UMMMM, OK IT'S
ALWAYS THE BEST WHO HAS
TO WRITE FOR FIRST ! AS
YA KNOW A NEW GROUP IS
BORN, YEAH THAT'S
4-WARD! 4-WARD...WHAT
????? NEVER HEARD
BEFORE ??? I BELIEVE
IT... IT'S JUST A WEEK
THAT WE EXIST, BUT WE'RE
GONNA BREAK SOME ASSES
... WE'RE GONNA MAKE
GREAT THINGS IN THE
COMING FUTURE....JUST
WAIT AND PREPARE YOUR
EYES !!!!!
ELDIO >EHM, ISN'T THIS
GUY MODEST? DON'T SAY
IT LOUD UNTIL YOU WANT
TO CODE LIKE HELL TO GET
OUR EYES OFF OUR
HEADS... I DON'T KNOW
IF I'M ABLE TO. OK,
LET'S PRESENT OURSELVES:
IN THIS CORNER,
WEIGHTING XXX POUNDS:
ELDIO - CODER. IN THE
OTHER CORNER THERE'S
DANGUARD - MUSICIAN
(LAME, HEHE) AND SHARK
>(GREAT!)CODER (ALSO
KNOWN AS "LO STUDIOSO").
WE ARE WRITING THIS TEXT
USING THE LAME ITALIAN
PHONE LINES (EVERYTHING
BUT CHEAP!). .... AND
DANGUARD IS GOING TO PAY
FOR THIS LONG PHONE
CALL. ISN'T THAT RIGHT?
DANGUARD >UHM... I
DON'T THINK I'LL SURVIVE
WHEN MY PARENTS GET THE
PHONE BILL... MAYBE
THEY'LL JUST KILL ME, OR
CUT MY BALLS AND LET
THEM ROLL ON THE
FLOOR... THIS IS MY
LAST DAY AS CIVILIAN
BCOZ TOMORROW (15-06-93)
I'LL JOIN THE ARMY..
AND FOR 12 MONTHS (AT
LEAST) I'LL STAY OUT OF
THE SCENE... BUT ..
DON'T WORRY I'LL BE BACK
A.S.A.P. !!!! (I'M NOT
A LAME MUSICIAN ELDIO...
I'LL KILL YOU FOR
THIS!!! EHEHEH) AND
WHAT CAN I SAY.....
FUCK!
SHARK >..I REALLY DON'T
KNOW WHY DAGUARD SHOULD
WORRY ABOUT HIS BALLS !!
AFTER ALL IF SOMEONE IS
NOT ABLE TO USE THEM..HE
SHOULDN'T CARE AT ALL TO
LOOSE THEM.......(YEAH
THAT'S RIGHT :ED.)
.....ANYWAY I'M NOT THAT
GREAT CODER AS ELDIO
SAID....YOP...HE IS OUR
CODING LEADER ....
(SIAMO A POSTO ALLORA
>ED.)
DANGUARD > WELL... I
HOPE THAT THIS INTRO
WILL BE FINISHED FOR
TOMORROW... EHEHEH
ELDIO >YOU ARE DREAMING
VERY HARD... IT'S
EASIER 4 YOU TO FIND
CINDY CRAWFORD, NAKED AS
HER MUMMY MADE HER, IN
YOUR BED TONIGHT THAN
FIX MY INTRO TO BE READY
FOR TOMORROW. AND AFTER
ALL MY BATTLES WITH
RASTER-TIME, TOMORROW I
MUST START STUDYING FOR
REAL IF I WANNA END THIS
NIGHTMAERE CALLED SKOOL!
FUCK IT. MY MOTTO IS:
STAY COOL, FUCK THE
SCHOOL!!! AND THAT'S A
FACT.....
SHARK >STOP DANGUARD
>DANGUARD > DANGUARD
>SHARK >STOP
EVERYTHING... THERE'S A
PROBLEM HERE...
DANGUARD IS CRYING....
IT SEEMS THAT HE (SHE)
PREFERES TO SPEND THIS
NIGHT WITH TOM
CRUISE.... SHE IS
(WHOOPS HE IS ) MAD...
OR JUST A FAGGOT
....YOP!! ..OR IS HE
JUST TRAINING FOR HIS
ARMY PERIOD ???
ELDIO >YEP! EVERYBOODY
KNOWS THE BAD STORIES
ABOUT THE ARMY IN ITALY.
IT'S FULL OF FAGGOTS..
BIG FAGGOTS WAITING TO
COME IN SOME CLEAN ASSES
LIKE YOURS, DANGUARD!
DANGUARD > BUT...
EHM... UHHHH... STOP
KIDDING!!! YOU ARE
FOOOL!!! (YOU'LL KNOW
AS SOON AS THE LIGHTS
WILL GO OUT THE DAY
AFTER TOMORROW, PAL!
TRENTA METRI DI CAZZO!
THAT'S 30 METERS OF COCK
FOR ALL NON-ITALIAN
(LUCKY) FREAKS OUT THERE
:ED.) (HEY DANGUARD
YOU'VE NOT TO HIDE YOUR
NATURE...SAY THE TRUTH
ABOUT YOUR SEXUAL TASTES
.....:SHARK) I THINK
TAHAT THIS PIECE OF SHIT
SHOULD BETTER BE CUT
UHM... EHEHEH.. (NO
WAY PUNK!: ED.) .. IF
YA WANNA SEE THEN GIMME
A GIRL... SHE'LL RETURN
FULL OF SPERM. SO MUCH
THAT IT WILL COME OUT
FROM HER EARS... (HAVE
YOU EVER SEEN
URUTSUKIDOJI?) EHEHEHEH!
ELDIO > THATS'S WHAT
EVERYBODY SAYS: "GIMME
THAT, GIMME HER...". GO
OUT AND HUNT ONE BY
YORSURSELF! (I'M TOO
LAZY... I'D RATHER HAVE
THE JOB DONE.... :DGD )
DO YOU MEAN YOU PREFER A
GOOD HAND JOB IN THE
BATHROOM LOOKING AT
SORRISI & CANZONI??
(THAT'S CHEERS'N'SONGS,
A SHITTY ITALIAN MAG).
(NO... LOOKING AT LE
ORE MESE EHEHEH :DGD)
IT'S ALWAYS STUFF FOR
CHILDREN. THE HUNT
SEASON IS OPEN. BYE
BYE!
DANGUARD >I'M GOING
OUT... BYEEEEEEE
EHEHEHEHEH
SHARK >I MUST ESCAPE
...MY TRAIN IS LEAVING
VERY SOON.. AND
DANGUARGD IS LOOKING AT
ME IN A STRANGE
WAY....I'M AFRAID ....
BYE... (UHMM... I
DON'T THINK THAT SHARK
WILL BE BACK HOME IN ONE
PIECE... :DGD)
ELDIO >OK THAT'S IT.
THAT'S ENOUGH BULLSHIT
FOR MY INTRO. SO LET'S
GREET FOR THE LAST TIME
DANGUARD 'CAUSE HE'S
GONNA LEAVE TOMOROW FOR
REAL. HE WAS CALLED IN
THE ARMY (UNLIKE USA, IN
ITALY WHEN YOU'RE OVER
18, AS SOON AS YOU QUIT
GOING SCHOOL YOU MUST
JOIN THE ARMY FOR A
YEAR!). SEE YOU SOON,
'BRO! AND DON'T BE
AFRAID OF THE SISTERS...
(THAT'S HOW THEY CALL
FAGGOTS IN THESE
PLACES... HEHE. CIAO!
DANGUARD >CYA M8, AND TO
ALL MY FRIENDS ALL OVER
THE WORLD: I HOPE TO
SEE YA WHEN I'LL FINISH
THIS FUCKIN' YEAR ....
BYE! (IS NOT A
FAREWELL, I'LL BE BACK!)
ELDIO >OK. CIAO ALSO TO
SHARKY BOY. HE'S
ESCAPING CAUZ HE HAS TO
STUDY REAL HARD. I
THINK I'LL GO TO CODE
SUMTHING, NOW. BYE BYE
DANGUARD > CUT
SUMTHING!!!!
ELDIO >NO WAY!
DANGUARD >FUCK
OFF!!!!!!!!
ELDIO >GO SHARKY. FOR
THE LAST WORDS!
SHARK >...TOO LATE!! HE
(DGD) DID THE WORST
THING HE COULD DO!..WHAT
A SHAME !!!! HOW CAN I
STILL BE CALLED A REAL
MAN ???? ....SIGH!!!!
I'LL BETTER GO STUDYING,
IT'THE ONLY THING THAT I
STILL CAN DO !!! BYE TO
EVERYONE OUT THERE!!!
ELDIO >THANX FOR YOUR
TIME AND GOODBYE!
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HELLO AND WELCOME TO
THE LATEST 4WD
PRODUCTION:
BORN TO RAISE HELL
INTRO DEMINTRO CALL
IT WHATEVER YOU LIKE
'COS I HATE FUCKING
LABELS!
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4-WARD IS BORN !!!!
CONSIST OF MAINLY
FORMER MEMBERS OF
ITALIAN BAD BOYS
THE GROUP WAS BORN
ON 3 JUNE 1993 BUT
MOST OF MEMBERS ARE
PIONEERS OF AMIGA
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BUT LET'S START WITH
OFFICIAL MEMBERSHIP:
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LINEUP LINEUP
ALX STY
CAP'N DURACELL ESG
CAPTAIN BLOOD DHS
DANGUARD DJ MIX
DR G FGF
HELLFIRE IL DIPO
JENKO MARY!
LINEUP LINEUP
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LINEUP LINEUP
MASTER T MITIC
MOSCHINO N-JOY
NIKITA PARTSCH
PYRATRONIK SHARK
SILICON GUY STEVE
STREET SHAMAN TEO
WILL SCARLETT
LINEUP LINEUP
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WE'D LIKE TO
DEDICATE THIS
PRODUCTION TO ONE OF
OUR BEST FRIENDS WHO
LEFT THIS
MOTHERFUCKING WORLD
TOO EARLY:
MARCO (AMERICA)
GOODBYE MY FRIEND
WE'LL MEET AGAIN ON
THE OTHER SIDE!
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IF YOU BELIEVE
THERE'S A GOD UP
THERE THEN YOU MIGHT
BE BLIND!
IF YOU BELIEVE
THERE'S A GOD HAVE
YOU EVER WONDERED IF
IT'S EVIL?
ASK THEM WHY
THEY SAY YOU
NEVER NEVER DIE
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OK BACK TO OUR
BUSINESS NOW! MEET
US IN OUR BOARDS OR
AT
PO BOX 61
I-10099 SAN MAURO
ITALY
WHAT ARE YOU WAITING
FOR?!?
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GREETINGS TO:
AESTHETICA
CENTURION (PHASOR)
COMAX (RANDY
GODFATHER) GHOSTLY
SPREADERS (THE WAVE)
HALF BRAINS TEAM
(DDT SHARK) HERESY
(RAFFA METALBASHER
BLUELIGHT) IBB
MASTERFORCE
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NIGHTFALL (THE
RIPPER XAD BENJO)
PARADOX (BRUCE LEE)
RAMJAM (POSDNUOS
ACBS BAR
EXTERMINATOR)
SKANDAL (BILLY THE
KID) TECHNOBRAINS
(GIAP DJ KRIS POWS
ALPHABIT) THE EVIL
FORCES (MR BITE)
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THE RONCLER GANG
(GAB!) THUNDERTEAM
(SIR FRANK) ZERO
DEFECTS (XENIO) AND
TO FASHION LIGHT AND
SEVEN M
PHEW! HOLD ON COZ
HERE COME OUR
FOREIGN MATES!
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HANDSHAKES FLY TO:
2000AD ABSOLUTE
ALCATRAZ
ALPHA FLIGHT ANTHROX
ARISE BRONX CHRYSEIS
CLASSIC CRYSTAL
DELIRIUM DISKNET
DUAL CREW - SHINING
F4CG FAIRLIGHT FAITH
GIGICAR GOD IRIS LSD
MANITOU NHD OUTLAWS
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OVERKILL PARADOX
PUBLIC ENEMY QUARTEX
RAZOR 1911 ROMKIDS
SCOOPEX SKID ROW
SKILLION SPREADPOINT
STELLAR SUPPLEX
SURPRISE PRODUCTION
TARKUS TEAM ZENITH
THE DREAM TEAM TRSI
ELECTRONIC KNIGHTS
THE SILENTS
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BEST REGARDS ALSO TO
ALL CONFERENCES
LEADER AND TELEPHONE
COMPANY OPERATORS!
SEE YA ALL TOGETHER
IN OUR NEXT
PRODUCTIONS AND
REMEMBER:
HEAVY METAL MAKES
YOUR HEAD BANGING!
ESG OF 4WD
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