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: !!! PAiN +<3 nocd !!! :
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: a cracktro :
: by disasterarea :
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: in january 2008 :
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: Info : :
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: This production was made for the :
: revised edition of PAiN 12/07... :
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: If you have this prod, but not :
: the mag itself, get it at: :
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: http://pain.scene.org/ :
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: Credits : :
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: code/sound/etc :
: ript :
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: texture generator :
: gyr/kaolin :
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: minifmod :
: firelight (www.fmod.org) :
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: UPX :
: (upx.sourceforge.net) :
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: Markov source text :
: [null] :
: dodgeyhack :
: ript :
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: Rant : :
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: IT'S A MILESTONE! :
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: DISASTERAREA'S 20TH DEMO RELEASE! :
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: HUZZAH! :
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: We've never worked out what :
: percentage of those demos contain :
: The Epilepsy Robot. :
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: Oh well, you know what they say.. :
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: Save the Planet! Recycle! :
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: Blame waste management, not us. :
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: This cracktro was going to be all :
: faked oldschool effects, but :
: somehow it just didn't work out :
: that way. :
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: The music also borrows a lot from :
: Beethoven. As if you couldn't :
: tell. I'm certain he's out of :
: copyright by now, though. :
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: This is a skinny infofile because :
: apparently, thin is still in. :
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: The "models" on America's Next :
: Top Model say so. :
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: You could snap one of them in :
: half in a multitude of humourous :
: ways - which brings me to the :
: topic of lemongrass beer. :
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: My batch turned out brilliant. :
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: Bet you didn't think that was :
: going to happen. :
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: Anyway, if you're down this way, :
: come to Beach Party '08 and try :
: some ... :
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: Otherwise, see you at Breakpoint! :
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: Thanks to : :
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: Pain staff for creating a :
: wonderful diskmag to keep me :
: entertained on those long & dark :
: internetless nights at home. :
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