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| : Welcome to where time stands still : |
| : No one leaves and no one will : |
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| : Sleep my friend and you will see : |
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/ _/ \ | \ | \ | \: all done..
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| · M · E · R · R · Y · _)° (_ · H · A · P · P · Y · |
| · X · M · A · S · )__ °__( · N · E · W · Y · E · A · R · |
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| vC!/O! |
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| It's been about a year since i released something.. |
| and don't be suprised if it'll take another year to finish a new one :) |
| I'm actually too busy to do any ascii.. (everyone on irc knows that's a |
| big lie.. but i'm sticking to that story ;) |
| The reason for this sudden outburst of ascii is due to one person only..|
| and that's the infamous sal-one.. we sorta made a small unimportant bet |
| on who'll release a coll first... and at the time of writing i'm still |
| not sure if sal made a joke about releasing his before christmas.. |
| (if not.. i'll bk his ass on irc ;) |
| But then again.. seeing the huge amounts of requests i got during the |
| last few months, i guess it was time to release something.. * |
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| * : All previous requestors, sorry but i kindda lost the willpower to |
| make approx 250 requests.. maybe someday i will.. but not quite yet :) |
| |
| Aight.. what's been going on in my life.. well.. i lost a girl, and i |
| gained a better one.. |
| But besides that, my life stinks.. irc makes my life a little bit more |
| comfertable, but i guess i'll commit suicide in the very near future |
| (donations to the SS (Save-Scar') can be posted to scf@xs4all.nl or |
| scarface@phish.nether.net). |
| |
| On a happier note, it's almost christmas again and i play second major |
| division in darts right now (oh yeh.. i rawk).. it's the perfect game |
| for guys like me who like to hang around in bars to get drunk |
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| Anyways, to keep everything short.. i hate computers so don't bug |
| me to make any more asciis.. i will only make when i say i take |
| requests.. (when hell freezes over springs to mind.. :) |
| |
| *AND*.. about the www sites thingies.. i'll put a few sites in here |
| where you can get pws from.. why? coz i'm bored with releasing them.. |
| |
| Ok, that's about it.. i'm drunk (what else is new) and i need sleep.. |
| badly! So it's goodbye from me.. and it's goodbye from him. |
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|· Yours sincerely, sCARFACE/-T!^vSG^hNY^rDZ! (i think..) || _
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When I was young I was the nicest guy I knew
I thought I was the chosen one
But time went by and I found out a thing or two
My shine wore off as time wore on
I thought that I was living out the perfect life
But in the lonely hours when the truth begins to bite
I thought about the times when I turned my back & stalled
I ain't no nice guy after all
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csp - creed
mfm - skid row
wraith - wraith
dtn - dtn
mogue - arclite
ftl - ed
saboteur - ward
gryzor - the circle
vietcong - vietcong
recall - conquest
wraith - oms
baffle - bumble bee land
csp - sect
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[MFM@Tomas.Triangeln.HGS.SE]> skid row ascii my eternal master..
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[~WRAiTH@ld42-155.compuserve.com]> it starts with a W and ends
with a H.. you figure the rest..
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[dARtAgNAn@port-84.cynergy.com.au]> make me a dart' logo mate..
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[Saboteur!IP@ld25-083.compuserve.com]> make me a Ward or ill hack yer ass
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[Gryzor@ad14-082.compuserve.com]> the cirle logo or i'll terminate
your provider..
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[vIETCONg!tobias-l@mars.dsv.su.se]> i'll be yours forever if you make me a
vietcong ascii :)
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[~WRAiTH@ld42-155.compuserve.com]> oh yeh and a oms one too..
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[cSp^aPd!apd@npa-ca2-09.ix.netcom.com]> sect one pleaz
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Who's On First
(Sketch by Bud Abbot and Lou Costello)
LOU: I love baseball. When we get to St. Louis, will you tell
me the guys' name on the team so when I go to see them in
that St. Louis ball park I'll be able to know those
fellows?
BUD: All right. but you know, strange as it may seems, they
give ball players nowadays very peculiar names, nick names,
like "Dizzy Dean." Now on the St. Louis team we have Who's
on first, What's on second, I Don't Know is on third --
LOU: That's what I want to find out. I want you to tell me the
names of the fellows on the St. Louis team.
BUD: I'm telling you. Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't
Know is on third --
LOU: You know the fellows' names?
BUD: Yes.
LOU: Well, then who's playin' first.
BUD: Yes
LOU: I mean the fellow's name on first base.
BUD: Who.
LOU: The fellow playin' first base for St. Louis.
BUD: Who.
LOU: The guy on first base.
BUD: Who is on first.
LOU: Well, what are you askin' me for?
BUD: I'm not asking you -- I'm telling you. WHO IS ON FIRST.
LOU: I'm asking you -- who's on first?
BUD: That's the man's name!
LOU: That's who's name?
BUD: Yes.
LOU: Well, go ahead and tell me.
BUD: Who.
LOU: The guy on first.
BUD: Who.
LOU: The first baseman.
BUD: Who is on first.
LOU: Have you got a first baseman on first?
BUD: Certainly.
LOU: Then who's playing first?
BUD: Absolutely.
LOU: (pause) When you pay off the first baseman every month, who
gets the money?
BUD: Every dollar of it. And why not, the man's entitled to it.
LOU: Who is?
BUD: Yes.
LOU: So who gets it?
BUD: Why shouldn't he? Sometimes his wife comes down and
collects it.
LOU: Who's wife?
BUD: Yes. After all the man earns it.
LOU: Who does?
BUD: Absolutely.
LOU: Well all I'm trying to find out is what's the guys name on
first base.
BUD: Oh, no, no, What is on second base.
LOU: I'm not asking you who's on second.
BUD: Who's on first.
LOU: That's what I'm trying to find out.
BUD: Well, don't change the players around.
LOU: I'm not changing nobody.
BUD: Now, take it easy.
LOU: What's the guy's name on first base?
BUD: What's the guy's name on second base.
LOU: I'm not askin' ya who's on second.
BUD: Who's on first.
LOU: I don't know.
BUD: He's on third. We're not talking about him.
LOU: How could I get on third base?
BUD: You mentioned his name.
LOU: If I mentioned the third baseman's name, who did I say is
playing third?
BUD: No, Who's playing first.
LOU: Stay offa first, will ya?
BUD: Well what do you want me to do?
LOU: Now what's the guy's name on first base?
BUD: What's on second.
LOU: I'm not asking ya who's on second.
BUD: Who's on first.
LOU: I don't know.
BUD: He's on third.
LOU: There I go back on third again.
BUD: Well, I can't change their names.
LOU: Say, will you please stay on third base.
BUD: Please. Now what is it you want to know.
LOU: What is the fellow's name on third base.
BUD: What is the fellow's name on second base.
LOU: I'm not askin' ya who's on second.
BUD: Who's on first.
LOU: I don't know.
BUD: THIRD BASE!
LOU: You got an outfield?
BUD: Oh, sure.
LOU: St. Louis has got a good outfield?
BUD: Oh, absolutely.
LOU: The left fielder's name?
BUD: Why.
LOU: I don't know, I just thought I'd ask.
BUD: Well, I just thought I'd tell you.
LOU: Them tell me who's playing left field.
BUD: Who's playing first.
LOU: Stay out of the infield!
BUD: Don't Don't mention any names out here.
LOU: I want to know what's the fellow's name on left field?
BUD: What is on second.
LOU: I'm not askin' ya who's on second.
BUD: Who is on first.
LOU: I don't know.
BUD & LOU: (together and calmly) Third base.
LOU: And the left fielder's name?
BUD: Why.
LOU: Because.
BUD: Oh he's Center Field.
LOU: (whimpers) Center field.
BUD: Yes.
LOU: Wait a minute. You got a pitcher on this team.
BUD: Wouldn't this be a fine team without a pitcher.
LOU: I don't know. Tell me the pitcher's name.
BUD: Tomorrow.
LOU: You don't want to tell me today?
BUD: I'm telling you, man.
LOU: Then go ahead.
BUD: Tomorrow.
LOU: What time?
BUD: What time what?
LOU: What time tomorrow are you gonna tell me who's pitching?
BUD: Now listen, Who is not pitching. Who is on --
LOU: I'LL BREAK YOU ARM IF YOU SAY "WHO'S ON FIRST!"
BUD: Then why come up here and ask?
LOU: I want to know what's the pitcher's name.
BUD: What's on second.
LOU: I don't know.
BUD & LOU: (VERY QUICKLY) THIRD BASE!!
LOU: You gotta Catcher?
BUD: Yes.
LOU: The Catcher's name?
BUD: Today.
LOU: Today. And Tomorrow's pitching.
BUD: Now you've got it.
LOU: That's all. St. Louis hat a couple of days on their team.
BUD: Well I can't help that.
LOU: You know I'm a good catcher too.
BUD: I know that.
LOU: I would like to play for the St. Louis team.
BUD: Well I might arrange that.
LOU: I would like to catch. Now I'm being a good Catcher,
tomorrow's pitching on the team, and I'm catching.
BUD: Yes.
LOU: Tomorrow throws the ball and the guy up bunts the ball.
BUD: Yes.
LOU: Now when he bunts the ball -- me being a good catcher -- I
want to throw the guy out a first base, so I pick up the
ball and throw it to who?
BUD: Now that's the first thing you've said right.
LOU: I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT I'M TALKING ABOUT!!!!!
BUD: Well, that's all you have to do.
LOU: is to throw it to first base.
BUD: Yes.
LOU: Now who's got it?
BUD: Naturally.
LOU: Who has it?
BUD: Naturally.
LOU: Naturally.
BUD: Naturally.
LOU: O.K.
BUD: Now you've got it.
LOU: I pick up the ball and I throw it to Naturally.
BUD: No you don't you throw the ball to first base.
LOU: Then who gets it?
BUD: Naturally.
LOU: O.K.
BUD: All right.
LOU: I throw the ball to Naturally.
BUD: You don't you throw it to2Gto.
LOU: Naturally.
BUD: Well, naturally. Say it that way.
LOU: That's what i said.
BUD: You did not.
LOU: I said I'd throw the ball to Naturally.
BUD: You don't. You throw it to Who.
LOU: Naturally.
BUD: Yes.
LOU: So I throw the ball to first base and Naturally gets it.
BUD: No. You throw the ball to first base--
LOU: Then who gets it?
BUD: Naturally.
LOU: That's what I'm saying.
BUD: You're not saying that.
LOU: I throw the ball to Naturally.
BUD: You throw it to Who!
LOU: Naturally.
BUD: Naturally. Well say it that way.
LOU: THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING!
BUD: Now don't get excited.
LOU: Whose gettin excited!! I throw the ball to first base--
BUD: Then Who gets it.
LOU: (annoyed) HE BETTER GET IT!
BUD: That's it. All right now Take it easy.
LOU: Hrmmph.
BUD: Hrmmph.
LOU: Now I throw the ball to first base, whoever it is grabs
the ball, so the guy runs to second.
BUD: Uh-huh.
LOU: Who picks up the ball and throws it to what. What throws
it to I don't know. I don't know throws it back to
tomorrow -- a triple play.
BUD: Yeah. It could be.
LOU: Another guy gets up and it's a long fly ball to center.
Why? I don't know, he's on third, and I don't give a darn.
BUD: What did you say.
LOU: I said "I don't give a darn."
BUD: Oh, that's our shortstop!
LOU: ABBOTT!
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In all the years you spend between your birth and death
You find there's lots of times you should have saved your breath
It comes as quite a shock when that trip leads to a fall
I ain't no nice guy after all
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Scarface would personally like to acknowledge:
- Myself, for being mentally stable during the process of this production.
- sTZ, H2o!, mR!, kRm, ÷e÷, vC!, sc, hJ, xCz, uMn, zZ, fTL, cRb, sAL1, cDr
Scarface would like to sincerely apologize to the following:
- ...
Scarface sends his deepest appreciation to:
- Leslie & Ilona
Scarface was supposed to be sponsored by the following:
- Radio Balans & Heineken
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