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Erhm jezz... guess it's that time again...
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Actually I hate writing these sort of 'intros'... not bcoz I have nothing
to say but bcoz most of my 'stories' are non-computer related.
In my relatively short life (20) I've witnessed, done and experienced more
things than a lot of other people. I must admit that most weren't legit
and/or wise to do, but at the time I didn't care much about the
consequences. But now I've found something that makes me 'happy' and most
important, keeps me off the streets.
Next month I'm turning 21 (on the 17th.. so send me mail!;) and on that day
I will change my lifestyle... it might be too much to ask but if I don't
try I'll never know what'll happen.
Anywayz, enuff serious babblin'! This collection only includes requested
logos!!
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::. -/^\- iNCARCERATED -/^\- .:::
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....................Artmag requested by =zEn=/rDZ!...................
...........City of thieves requested by mYSTIC/pST...................
............Save our souls requested by xCLUZIWE/dZAIN...............
...............Sanity claw requested by lONG fOX.....................
............Apocalypse now requested by sPEED/sQUAD.(not sure though)
...........Funeral oration requested by tROUBLE/???..................
....................Orgasm requested by mOTIVE pOWER/mYSTIC..........
.................Brainrush requested by cRAZY sQUIRREL...............
.......................Sos requested by xCLUZIWE/dZAIN...............
.................No escape requested by xCLUZIWE/dZAIN...............
.................Ecstatica requested by iNSTANT/sENABYTE.............
...............Dark vision requested by cAUTION......................
..................Xcluziwe requested by xCLUZIWE/dZAIN...............
.......................Xcz requested by xCLUZIWE/dZAIN...............
.................Chronicle requested by aXEBLADE/hOS!................
............Effect&friends requested by rADAVI/eFFECT................
............Metal meltdown requested by pROWLER/kILLERS..............
.................One liner requested by sPEED/sQUAD..................
.........Outlaws&overlords requested by nECRONOMICON.................
....................Partek requested by mOTIVE pOWER/mYSTIC..........
...................Macless requested by fANFAN/bDZ...................
..............Degeneration requested by aERODYNE.....................
.....................Squad requested by sPEED/sQUAD..................
................Amiga only requested by hI-fI/eFFECT.................
..................Get away requested by pROWLER/kILLERS..............
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:::· Coach: Can I draw you a beer, Norm? ·:::
:::. Norm: No, I know what they look like. Just pour me one. .:::
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#artmag.req'd_by.=zEn=/rDZ!
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:::· Coach: What'll it be, Normie? ·:::
¦: Norm: Just the usual, Coach. I'll have a froth of beer :¦
:::. and a snorkel. .:::
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#city_of_thieves.req'd_by.mYSTIC/pST
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:::· Sam: How's life in the fast lane, Normie? ·:::
:::. Norm: Beats me, I can't find the on-ramp. .:::
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#save_our_souls.req'd_by.xCLUZIWE/dZAIN!
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:::· Woody: How are you feeling today, Mr. Peterson? ·:::
¦· Norm: Poor. ·¦
¦. Woody: Oh, I'm sorry to hear that. .¦
:::. Norm: No, I meant `pour'. .:::
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#sanity_claw.req'd_by.lONG fOX
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:::· Woody: Can I pour you a draft, Mr. Peterson? ·:::
¦· Norm: A little early, isn't it Woody? ·¦
¦. Woody: For a beer? .¦
:::. Norm: No, for stupid questions. .:::
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#apocalypse_now.req'd_by.sPEED/sQUAD! (max width: 73)
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:::· Woody: How would a beer feel, Mr. Peterson? ·:::
:::. Norm: Pretty nervous if I was in the room. .:::
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#BONUS!.three_years_old!
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(this is a classic! ;)
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:::· "What can I do for you Norm?" ·:::
¦. "Well, I am going to need something to kill time before my .¦
:::. second beer. Uhhh, how about a first one?" .:::
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#funeral_oration.req'd_by.tROUBLE/???
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:::· Norm: Afternoon, everybody. ·:::
¦· All: Norm! ·¦
¦. Cliff: Afternoon, everybody. .¦
:::. All: [silence] .:::
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#orgasm.req'd_by.mOTIVE_pOWER/mYSTIC!
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:::· Sam: What will you have, Norm? ·:::
¦· Norm: Well, I'm in a gambling mood, Sammy. I'll take a ·¦
|: glass of whatever comes out of that tap. :|
¦. Sam: Oh, looks like beer, Norm. .¦
:::. Norm: Call me Mister Lucky. .:::
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#brainrush.req'd_by.cRAZY_sQUIRREL
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:::· Norm: [coming in from the rain] Evening, everybody. ·:::
¦· All: Norm! (Norman.) ·¦
¦. Sam: Still pouring, Norm? .¦
:::. Norm: That's funny, I was about to ask you the same thing. .:::
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#sos.req'd_by.xCLUZIWE/dZAIN!
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sCf!____________________!____________________!____________________!-Os!
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:::· Woody: What's going down, Mr. Peterson? ·:::
:::. Norm: My cheeks on this barstool. .:::
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#no_escape.req'd_by.xCLUZIWE/dZAIN!
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sCf/______\-Os!
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:::· Woody: Hey, Mr. Peterson, there's a cold one waiting for you. ·:::
:::. Norm: I know, and if she calls, I'm not here. .:::
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#ecstatica.req'd_by.iNSTANT/sENABYTE
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sCf/_______\-Os!
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:::· Sam: What's new, Normie? ·:::
¦: Norm: Terrorists, Sam. They've taken over my stomach. :¦
:::. They're demanding beer. .:::
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#dark_vision.req'd_by.cAUTION!
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:::· Woody: What's going on, Mr. Peterson? ·:::
¦: Norm: Let's talk about what's going <in> Mr. Peterson. :¦
:::. A beer, Woody. .:::
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#xcluziwe.req'd_by.xCLUZIWE/dZAIN!
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:::· Sam: What can I get you, Norm? ·:::
¦· Norm: [scratching his beard] Got any flea powder? ·¦
¦. Ah, just kidding. Gimme a beer; I think I'll .¦
:::. just drown the little suckers. .:::
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#xcz.req'd_by.xCLUZIWE/dZAIN!
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|: |. / |: .________|
!_______\ !________________!________________!
¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ \_ \¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯
sCf/________\-Os!
¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯
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:::· Sam: Hey, how's life treating you there, Norm? ·:::
:::. Norm: Beats me. ... Then it kicks me and leaves me for dead. .:::
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#chronicle.req'd_by.aXEBLADE/hOS!
.__________ ____. .__________ ____.
_._\ ¬\___________/ ¬|_\ ¬\___________/ ¬|_
|: \____________ .__/ |: \____________ ._/ |
|. / |. __ |. __ |: |/ |
!______________!_______/ !_______/ !______________!
¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ ¯¯¯¯¯¯/ _/ ¯¯¯¯¯¯/ _/ ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯
c H R O N I C L E ! /_______\ sCf/_______\-Os!
¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯
._______ .__________ _._
_._____\ ¬\_._____ _._\ ¬\_.______. /\____.____________/ :
|: \_ |: \_____|: \___________|: |/ |: ____/ |
|. | |. |. / |. / |. .____/ |
!_______!_______!___________!______________!______________!______________!
¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯
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:::· Woody: Hey, Mr. Peterson, what's up? ·:::
:::. Norm: The warranty on my liver. .:::
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#effect&friends.req'd_by.rADAVI/eFFECT
_. _. .________ .________
_.__________/ :_______________________________/ :_\ ¬\_\________\__._
s|: __/ |: _________/ ________/ __/ |: \_____________________|
C|. .__/ |. _____/: _____/: .__/ |. / |: |O
f!____________! / ! /!____________!____________!__________!s
¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯/ _/ / _/ ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯
/________\ /________\ & __ _ . _ _ _| __
¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ |_ l 'l|-'l |(_|`-.
l `----------'
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:::· Paul: Hey Norm, how's the world been treating you? ·:::
:::. Norm: Like a baby treats a diaper. .:::
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#metal_meltdown.req'd_by.pROWLER/kILLERS
.__________
_.______________.____________/\\__________\________________.______. /\____._
|: ._ ¬|: ___/ _______________________. ¬|: |/ ¬|
|:. \/ |:. .___/ |: |: / |:. / |
!_______/ !______________!____________!_______/ !______________!
¯¯¯¯¯¯/ _/ ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ ¯¯¯¯¯¯/ _/ ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯
.-----/_______\----------------------------------/_______\--------------.
: ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ m E T A l m E L T D O W n ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ :
. . .____ .____ _. .____ .____ .
_.________._______/:___. /\_\____\___/ /_.______/ :__\ ¬\_.__\ ¬\_._
|: ._ |: __/ |: |/ ________ / |: ._/ |: \ |: \_ |
| \/ | .__/ | / |: |____/_ | |/ | /\_. | | |
!____/ !________!________!______!________!________!_________!____!____!
¯¯¯/ _/ ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ ¯¯¯¯¯¯ ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ ¯¯¯¯ ¯¯¯¯
/____\
¯¯¯¯
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:::· "What's up Norm?" ·:::
¦: "God's in His Heaven, [pause] something, something, something." :¦
¦: "Beer, Norm?" :¦
:::. "Yeah, that's it." .:::
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#one_liner.req'd_by.sPEED/sQUAD
_. .____ .____ .____
.______/ :__\ ¬\_._______/: .___. /\_.__ _.__\ ¬\_._______/:_\ ¬\_.
| ._/ | \_ | __/ | | |/ | \__| \_ | __/ | \_____|
| |/ | | | .__/ | | / | | | | .__/ | _ |
!________!____!____!________! !________!_____!____!____!________!____/ !
¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ ¯¯¯¯ ¯¯¯¯ ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ ¯¯¯¯¯ ¯¯¯¯ ¯¯¯¯ ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ ¯¯¯/ _/
sCf/____\
¯¯¯¯
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::[The Cranes are concerned that Frederick has yet to say his first word]::
¦· Norm: Afternoon, everybody. ·¦
¦. Frederick: Norm! .¦
:::. Lilith: He said Mommy! .:::
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#the_outlaws&the_overlords.req'd_by.nECRONOMICON/logo#1
__. __ .______ .____ ._____
._______/ ¬:_____| \_\______\______. /\_____________.___\ ¬\_.__\ ¬\_.
|: ._/ |: | ____________ |/ _________. |: \ |: \______|
|. |/ |. ! |: |: / | :/ |. /\_. |_____. |
!__________!__________!________!__________!_____/ !__________!__________!
¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ ¯¯¯¯/ _/ ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯
-^-/^\-^- tHE oUTLAWS! -^-/^\-^- /_____\
_____. _ ____. .________
_.__________/ ¬:______. | \_____.___________/ ¬:_____\ ¬\_._
|: ._/ |: \| ¬|: __/ |: \_________|
|. |/ |. ! |. .__/ |. __ |
!________________!________________!________________!________/ !
¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯/ _/
-^-/^\-^- tHE oVERLORDS! -^-/^\-^- /________\
____. ._______ ._______ ._______
.______. /\____._________/ ¬:____\ ¬\_._/ /____.____\ ¬\_.
|: ¬|/ ¬|: ._/ |: \________|: / ¬|: \________|
|. / |. |/ |. __ |_______/_ |_______. |
!______________!______________!_______/ !______________!______________!
¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ ¯¯¯¯¯¯/ _/ ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯
sCf/_______\-Os!
¯¯¯¯¯¯¯
.-------------------------------------------------------------------------.
:::· "How's life Norm?" ·:::
:::. "Ask a man whose got one." .:::
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#the_outlaws&the_overlords.req'd_by.nECRONOMICON/logo#2
__. __ .______ .____ ._____
._______/ ¬:_____| \_\______\______. /\_____________.___\ ¬\_.__\ ¬\_.
|: ._/ |: | ____________ |/ _________. |: \ |: \______|
|. |/ |. ! |: |: / | :/ |. /\_. |_____. |
!__________!__________!________!__________!_____/ !__________!__________!
¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ ¯¯¯¯/ _/ ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯
-^-/^\-^- tHE oUTLAWS! -^-/^\-^- /_____\
¯¯¯¯¯
._______.___ __._______._______.___ ._______._______._______._______.
\_ \ \| \ ____\ __ \ \___\ \ __ \____ \ ____\
s| \ \ \ \ __\__ _ \_ \ \ \ \ _ \_ \ \____ \
C| \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ / \
f|_________/_______/_______/___/___/_______/_______/___/___/_______/______-Os!
¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ ¯¯¯ ¯¯¯ ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ ¯¯¯ ¯¯¯ ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ ¯¯¯¯¯¯
-^-/^\-^- tHE oVERLORDS! -^-/^\-^-
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:::· Woody: What can I do for you, Mr. Peterson? ·:::
:::. Norm: Elope with my wife. .:::
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#the_outlaws&the_overlords.req'd_by.nECRONOMICON/logo#3
__. __ .______ .____ ._____
._______/ ¬:_____| \_\______\______. /\_____________.___\ ¬\_.__\ ¬\_.
|: ._/ |: | ____________ |/ _________. |: \ |: \______|
|. |/ |. ! |: |: / | :/ |. /\_. |_____. |
!__________!__________!________!__________!_____/ !__________!__________!
¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ ¯¯¯¯/ _/ ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯
-^-/^\-^- tHE oUTLAWS! -^-/^\-^- /_____\
¯¯¯¯¯
___________.___________________________.____________________________________
\_ . \_ \ \_ __________ \_ | . \_ ___ \_ . \_ ______/
s| | \_ \ \_ __\___ _ /__ __|____ | \_ _ /__ | \____ \_
C| | / / / \ / \ / \ / | / \ / l_ / /
fl____ /___ /___ /__/ /___ /___ /__/ /___ /___ -Os!
¯¯¯\___/ ¯¯\___/ ¯¯\___/ ¯¯\___/ ¯¯\___/ ¯¯\___/ ¯¯\___/ ¯¯\___/ ¯¯\___/
¯¯¯ ¯¯¯ ¯¯¯ ¯¯¯ ¯¯¯ ¯¯¯ ¯¯¯ ¯¯¯ ¯¯¯
-^-/^\-^- tHE oVERLORDS! -^-/^\-^-
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:::· Sam: What's going on, Normie? ·:::
¦: Norm: My birthday, Sammy. Give me a beer, stick a candle :¦
:::. in it, and I'll blow out my liver. .:::
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#partek.req'd_by.mOTIVE_pOWER/mYSTIC!
__._
.________ .________ .________ _. / ¬|
_._\ ¬\___________._\ ¬\_\________\____________/ :_____. / |
|: \_______________. ¬|: \______________________ ___/ |: !/ |.
|. |: / |. _ |: |: .___/ |. __ |
!_________!______/ !______/ !__________!____________!______/ !
¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ ¯¯¯¯¯/ _/ ¯¯¯¯¯/ _/ ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ ¯¯¯¯¯/ _/
/______\ sCf/______\-Os! /______\
¯¯¯¯¯¯ ¯¯¯¯¯¯ ¯¯¯¯¯¯
.-------------------------------------------------------------------------.
:::· Sam: What's new, Norm? ·:::
:::. Norm: Most of my wife. .:::
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#macless.req'd_by.fANFAN/BDZ
.______ _. .______ .______
.__________.__________._\ ¬\_.____. /\__.________/ :_\ ¬\_._\ ¬\_.
|: ._ |_______. |: \_______|: |/ |: __/ |: \_______|: \_______|
|. \/ |: / |. / |. / |. .__/ |_____. |_____. |
!_____/ !_____/ !__________!__________!__________!__________!__________!
¯¯¯¯/ _/ ¯¯¯¯/ _/ ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯
sCf/_____\-Os!/_____\
¯¯¯¯¯ ¯¯¯¯¯
.-------------------------------------------------------------------------.
:::· Sam: How's life treating you? ·:::
:::. Norm: It's not, Sammy, but that doesn't mean you can't. .:::
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#degeneration.req'd_by.aERODYNE
.____ . .____ . .____ . .____
_._/ /_._______/:___\ \_______/:__\ \_._______/:_\ \__________._
| / | __/ | _\_____ __/ | \_ | __/ | \____________. |
|____/_ | .__/ | /__ | .__/ | | | .__/ | __ | / |
!________!________!____/ !________!____!____!________!____/ !____/ !
/ _/ / _/ / _/
sCf!/____\ .____ _. .____/____\-Os/____\
_._\____\____ _.______/ :__\ \_._
[ space for rent! ] |_________ \__| ._/ | \_ |
| | | |/ | | |
!______|_____|________!____!____!
.-------------------------------------------------------------------------.
:::· Coach: What's the story, Norm? ·:::
:::. Norm: Thirsty guy walks into a bar. You finish it. .:::
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#squad.req'd_by.sPEED/sQUAD.logo/diz
__________________.____________________
\_ ______/ \_ \ \_____ \_ . \_
·|____ \_ | \_ \ \_ Y \_ | \_·
:| /____ / / / _ / l_ /:
:l___ /_\ · /___ /__/ ·/___ /::
`===\___/===\___/===\___/===\___/sCf\___/Os!
(arghhh.. this one is ugly! ... sorry sPEED! :)
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:::· [Norm goes into the bar at Vic's Bowl-A-Rama] ·:::
¦:Off-screen crowd: Norm! :¦
¦: Sam: How the hell do they know him here? :¦
:::. Cliff: He's got a life, you know. .:::
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#amiga_only.req'd_by.hI-fI/eFFECT!
.·¤·._______._ ____.__ _.________________.·¤·.
.\ ._ · \.^/ \_ \_: ._______._ \_
.------| ¦/ _ _ / | /__ ·/|/ /\------.
¦ | __ . \/ / | / /__ / / ¦
¦ sCf!l__/ :__/ /_____|_/ /_/ / / ¦
`--- - -\/_____/·_/_____/\______/_____/\/_____/ / -- ----'
\_____\/ \_____\/ \_____\/\_____\/
.__
.·¤·._______._______:._|___________.__.·¤·.
.\ ._ \_._ \__:__________/ \_
.------| |/ /|/ / |/ / / /\------.
¦ | : / / / / / / / / ¦
¦ l_______/_/ /________/__. /-Os! ¦
`--- - -\______\/_____/\__________/_____/ / -- ----'
\_____\/ \_____\/
.______
_.____________.____________.____ _._____\ \____________._
|________. | .___ . | \____| _\______________. |
| / | \/ | | /__ | / |
sCf!______/ !______/ !_________!______/ !______/ !
/ _/ / _/ / _/ / _/
/______\ /______\ /______\ /______\
___. .______ __
_.________/ ¦____\ \_._____. /\___.____. | \__._
| ._/ | \_ | |/ | \| |
| |/ | | | / | ! |
!____________!______!______!____________!_______ !-Os!
/ _/
/______\
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:::· "What'll you have, Norm?" ·:::
¦: "Fame, fortune, and fast women." :¦
¦: "How 'bout a beer?" :¦
:::. "Even better." .:::
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#get_away.req'd_by.pROWLER/kILLERZ
.__________ __.________________
_._________\ ¬\_________________/ ¬\________________\__._
|: _\____________ ____/ ____________________|
|::. /__ |:. .____/ |:. |
!__________/ !____________________!__________________!
¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯/ _/ ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯
/__________\ G E T A W A Y !! ! ! ! !
¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯.________ _
_.________________.______\ ¬\__________________.______. | \_____._
|__________. ¬|: \ ___________. ¬|: \| ¬|
|::. / |::. /\_. |::. / |::. ! |
!________/ !_________________!________/ !_________ !
¯¯¯¯¯¯¯/ _/ ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯/ _/ ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯/ _/
/________\ /________\ /________\
¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯
.-------------------------------------------------------------------------.
:::· Sam: What'd you like, Normie? ·:::
:::. Norm: A reason to live. Gimme another beer. .:::
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________________________________________________ ____ ________________________
_ _ ___________._______________________________/ /__ __________
\\\\ _ | _ / ____ / ____ __ ___/___._\_____ /
\ \ | /____/ /____/. /____/. \ | _____/_ >vNZ
\_____ |____| \_____ |\_____ |\_____ |_____ \ _ _
_________ /_____| ____________ |____| ___ |____| ___ |____| __ |_______\\\\ __
÷===========================================================================÷
aNTHONY, aLCOHOLIC, bAFFLE, bIRD, cLAWBREAKER, dAFFY, dELITE, dIABLO, dIXY,
dIZY, gNO, gOZZ, gRIMLOCK, hELLCAT&aNALYZER, hERAKLES, hI-FI, hOTWIRE,
iLLUSION, iNSTANT, jAKE, jEDI, jENNIE, kEFNER, kID cURRY, kINGPIN, mAGIC,
mAUD'dIB, mAX fART, mOTIVE pOWER, mR.oRION, mSW, mYSTIQUE, nECRONOMICON,
pHILIX, pRIS, pRIDE, QEN, rADAVI, rANDY, rAZTA, rELIEF, rETEP, sAL-1,
sATAN'S fIRE, sCORPION, sECTORCHARGER, sTYLEZ!, tHE rAVEN, tRICKSTER,
tSAR1, tWISTER, uTAH, vIETCONG, wEBSTER, wHIRLWIND, wILDCAT, wISHBRINGER,
xXL, xCLUZIWE, zACK, =zEn= (& crew!) + all the other buds out there
÷===========================================================================÷
aLL mEMBERS iN: aC!, aRCLITE, aRT!, dEZIGN, e^D, hOS, p^A, hNY, gRT, sOS
+ aLL tHE fREElANCERS oUT tHERE!
·
. :
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\_ \/ | _ | ___/__ __/_ __ | __/__ _ | __/__ |
s / _ / : _}--|__ /__ / _/ : (_ / _}--|__ /s |
c_/ \/___l______(______(______/ l___l_______/_______(______/ c |
.-----\____|------------------------\_____|---------------------------------'
| ·
| bAFFLE : when is bbl up^runnin' again? (Newsflash! It is now! :) :
| bEHEMOTH : let by-gones be by-gones... it was my very first ascii ¦
| coll, and it's now over a year old! So lets start all over |
| bIRD : what's new in dk? & where's yer modem |
| cLAWBREAKER : uhmm... or should i say WRAiTH now? |
| dELITE : thnx for filling up the missing pieces in my |
| ascii-collection collection! =] |
| dIABLO : within one year... 3 nodes and one of the biggest in nl! |
| keep it up bud! (& welcome!) |
| dIXY : how's maria (or was it jessica? :) |
| gNO : dunno where you are, and what your new handle is! |
| write back! |
| gOZZ : alwayz great work from you! give/make or supply me with a |
| sCARFACE and oFFSPRING logo! ;) |
| gRIMLOCK : you really crack me up man! don't you EVER stop making |
| those cool norwegian collies!!! "Hvis du var en strømpe, |
| og jeg en agurk, ville livet vært suppe?" =] <- lego-smile |
| hI-fI : run je nah onder S!X, /X of nogsteeds DD? :) |
| hOTWIRE : when is that coop thingy finished? (and the internal! ;) |
| iNSTANT : Sorry m8 but u're not in! |
| jAKE : jupp, demos roel! :) |
| jEDI : to which groups do you belong nowadyaz? |
| jENNIE : my fav girl! Randy told me abt what you've been up to, |
| so we'll just wait untill the summer is over! |
| kEFNER : anything new you're working on? |
| kID cURRY : from sweden, right? (or was it denmark) |
| mAX fART : what exactly is that tool you made for Hydra mag? |
| mOTIVE pOWER : weren't we supposed to coop in some ansi anims? :) |
| and thnx for the postcard from Magyarorszag! (?????:) |
| mR.oRION : how's Mental Ins. going along? |
| mSW : waar ben jij nah weer heengegaan?! zeker weer op vakantie |
| ofzo! ;) |
| mYSTIQUE : welcome to the crew m8! |
| nECRONOMICON : what the hell does that mean?!?! :) |
| pHILIX : yess I know! TechnodRome!.... but are you still in |
| skid rAw or skid rOw? :)) |
| pRIS : you're abso-fuckin'-lutetly the best gfx'erress around! |
| pRIDE : have you stopped all scene activities? |
| qEN : sorry we couldn't get intouch earlier... but that's life |
| i guess |
| rADAVI : hebbie nog een aantal Bottom quotes? of andere english (!) |
| humour? |
| rANDY : thnx for the info on Premium m8! btw are you in Neo now? |
| rAZTA : when is STINGER finished????? hehe |
| rELIEF : yes, i admit... 90% of the time i'm drunk and/or stoned |
| outta my mind.. so stop beating me with those ealls!!! :)) |
| rETEP : sorry for not calling more to Mass Appeal! |
| sAL-1 : wat moet ik nog meer gaan teste voor je board? :) |
| sATAN'S fIRE : nah hoop ik toch ech dat je snel terugkom van je holiday.. |
| want jij zou die title logo voor me make!! :) |
| sCORPION : still making those whicked mods? |
| sTYLEZ : i'm not in Edge anymore but in Visage! :) |
| make my day with a logo, pleazz! |
| tSAR1 : sorry for delay, but it's freaking hot! How was bulgaria? |
| tWISTER : well.. now i can be found on your board too! (there goes |
| the neighbourhood! ;) |
| uTAH : how's Sia? And when are you coming back? :) |
| vIETCONG : I love your asciiz m8! |
| wHIRLWINd : ik had jou toch een geeltje gegeven voor een disbl? Krijg |
| ik die ook nog op je new 3 node board? ;)) |
| xCLUZIWE : are my requests ready? :) I finished yours in under six |
| hours! (not counting my normal 5 hours and 55 mins of |
| quality sleeping time) hehe |
| =zEn= : we komme elkaar nah al ech overal teguh! ;) |
| ennuh... gah zau dohr met agt-meg (haagse har.!:) |
`-sCf/vSG^Os!---------------------------------------------------------------'
________________________________________________ ______ ___________________
___________________________________________|__ _ | ____________
_\ ______/_ _ _ ______ \ ___// |_\______ /
\ \ / /______/ /______/\ \ / ______/__
\____ /\______\ \_______ |\___________/_______ \
________ /______/ ________________ |______| _____________ >vNZ|_________\ ___
mAIN aSCII^sTUFF: __/\_____
\ _____/
sCARFACE/oFFSPRING! (sCf) ................/\_____ \....__/\_____....
:vC!__/\_____ / l \ \_ ___/ :
gUEST aRTISTS: : \_ ____/ \____ \_ / /____ :
: / __/___ \_______// / \ :
sKIZE/pRO^aRTS! (skz) : / l \ \____ \_ :
gOZZ/hONEY! (gZ!) : \____ \_ \_______/ :
uMAN/aRTCORE! (uMn) :__/\__\_______/ __/\___ :
sHAPECHANGER/dEZIGN (sc) :\_ ___/ \_ . \ :
vINZI! (>vNZ) :/ /____ -^ s c a r f a c e ^- / | \:
pHASE! (pHS!) / / \ / . \
dARTAGNAN/oTT! (-DtN) \____ __/\___ __/\___\____l \_
vIETCONG/oFFSPRING! (vC!) : \___\_.. \ \_ . \oS!\_______/
rAPID/aRTCORE! (RpD!) : / | \__/\_____/ | _/_ :
xCLUZIWE/dZAIN! (xCz) ·....../ . \_ ___/ . \.......·
tANGO/aRTCORE! (tGø) \____l \_ __/ \____l \_
\____ __/ | \_______/
rEACH mE oN tHESE oS! ^ vSG! bOARDS... \ |
\___l
______. _____. _____. ____ ________ ______ ____ .___________
./ _ |/ _|_/ _|___/ __/_______ /___ /._____)___| / _/___.
|uMn\aC!| __ / __ /____ \_ _. / _/ / | / \ / \ |
|_______|_____|\/_____|\/_________/__|\/___\_____|_____/____\___/_________|
· ·
: dIGITAL cANDY........: +44-uKAY-hEADQ! 5 Ndz: sYSOP : hYBRID :
¦ bOONDOCKS............: +31-dUTZ-hEADQ! 3 Ndz: sYSOP : sAL-1 ¦
| fLASHBACK............: +46-zWYD-hEADQ! 2 Ndz: sYSOP : tWISTER |
| eLECTRONIC cONFUSION.: +45-dAYN-hEADQ! 2 Ndz: sYSOP : wEBSTER |
| zILLION hOURS........: +35-fINY-hEADQ! 2 Ndz: sYSOP : tRAITOR |
| |
`--oS!---{ hOTWIRe, kId cURRy, rELIEf, sCARFACe, vIETCONg, jEDi! }---oS!--'
._____ _______ _ _______ _
____| _ _/__ / ___________/ ___________
\ | ____)\____ \_____ \ \_ \___ /_
.----------------\_____/ \_______/ _/ \_____/ __/ /----------------.
: vISAGE bOARDS... \_____/skz \_______/p^A \______/ wORLDWIDE!! :
¦ ¦
| tHE pAYOFF.......: +31-dUTZ-hEADQ! 3 Ndz: sYSOP : dIABLO |
| bUMBLE bEE lAND..: +47-nORZ-hEADQ! 1 Nde: sYSOP : bAFFLE |
| pREMIUM..........: +46-zWYD-hEADQ! 1 Nde: sYSOP : dIXY |
| mENTAL iNSANITY..: +45-dAYN-hEADQ! 1 Nde: sYSOP : mR.ORION |
¦ tECHNO dROME.....: +45-sITE-hEADQ! 2 Ndz: sYSOP : pHILIX ¦
: eLECTRICK kAFE...: +45-lEDA-hEADQ! 1 Nde: sYSOP : bIRD :
· ·
`--vSG!-------------------------------------------------------------vSG!--'
You can also reach me on Inter Section (roadhogz whq) for online ascii
ordering!
@BEGIN_FILE_ID.DIZ _ _
__(__(__ __ __ __ . __ _
(__)\ \ `--.\_)( |( )(_| sCf/vSG^Os!
.---------------'-\------------'-----------.
: sCARFACE/vISAGE/oFFSPRING presents: :
: - INCARCERATED! - :
`--------------------------------[tGø/aC!]-'
@END_FILE_ID.DIZ
FILE_ID edited with DIZ-Ed V2.0 by nocTurne deSign/OGN - USER: sCARFACE/vSG
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One last note:
If you see some strange characters in this colly please change them into
the original style!
Here they are (btw if that IS the case... the ones listed below won't help
you much! ;)
" ¼ " should be " ¬ " (ALT + SHIFT + Z)
" » " should be " ¯ " (ALT + SHIFT + N)
" ½ " should be " « " (ALT + 9)
" ° " should be " ø " (ALT + O)
" ª " should be " ¦ " (ALT + SHIFT + I)
There are loads more... but I haven't figured them all out yet (and some
don't even show up!)
I'm guessing that it's bcoz of Roadhogz bcoz they use PC's to spread the
colls worldwide... but take a look at this quick example:
Original:
__ __ __
æ0ØØ0æ¸ æ0ØØ0æ¸ æ0ØØ0æ¸
ØØ°¯¬°ØØ ØØ°¯¬¶ØÐØØ°¯¬¶ÐÆ
ØØ ØØ Ð߸ ¬"´Ð߸ __/\_______/\_____/\___ __/\____/\___ __/\_____
ØØ ØØ ßØäæøo ßØäæøo\ _______ . _ . \ \_______ \ \_ ____/
ØØ ØØ ßФ°"¯ ßФ°"¯/\____ \/ | \ | _/_/ \/ ¦ \/ | \
ØØ ØØ ßÐ ßÐ / l \ .___/ . \ \ | \ l \
Øظ .ØØ ßÐ ßÐ \____ \_ | \____l \_ \__l \__ \_
°ØäæøØØ° ØÐ ØÐ vC! \_______/_l oS!\_______/_____/\_______/\_______/
¬°°~ ¬° ¬°
Roadhogged:
__ __ __
µ0 0µ µ0 0µ µ0 0µ
»¼ »¼ »¼
áááá ¼" __/\_______/\_____/\___ __/\____/\___ __/\_____
áááá Sµ°o Sµ°o\ _______ . _ . \ \_______ \ \_ ____/
ñ "» ñ "»/\____ \/ | \ | _/_/ \/ ª \/ | \
/ l \ .___/ . \ \ | \ l \
. \____ \_ | \____l \_ \__l \__ \_
Sµ° vC! \_______/_l oS!\_______/_____/\_______/\_______/
¼ ~ ¼ ¼
Now I don't have anything against RDZ and =zEn= bcoz they are great m8s but
they really should consider changing to the 8bit ISO Amiga characters and
not the IBM one! (buy an Ami!;)
And bcoz I use quite alot of those ¯ ¬ ¦ · chars, I can imaging that this
coll might look mighty weird to some! (but then again... I've never been
that good ;)
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