Preview
A n o t h e r c o l l y i s b o r n ,
f i g h t t h e w o r m , f u c k t h e n o r m.
Y o u r i g n o r a n c e w o n ' t b r a k e m e ,
a n d y o u k n o w y o u c a n ' t f a k e m e.
I f y o u t r y t o b e c o o l a n d d o n ' t p l a y
b y m y f u c k i n ' r u l e s , I w i l l p u t y o u
t o g e t h e r w i t h t h e r e s t o f t h e f o o l s ,
i n . . . . . .
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| _______________________:_______ _________
| \__ _______ ________ _/ \__ _/
| / /____/ __/___/ |____/ |_____
| / / "\ / "\ | "\ | \
:/ / \ \ l \ l \
/_______________/__________/__________/__________/LnG
____:___/\_________ ________:______________________ /\______
\_________\__ _/ \_______ ____ ________ / /
/ ___/_ |____/ | \/ /_____/ _/_ /
/ _ \ | "\ | \ / \ | _/_
/ | \ l \ l \ / \ | \
/_______________/_________/__________/___________/____| \
: : cOLa |________/
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w h e r e y o u s h a l l b e i s o l a t e d w i t h n o
c h a n c e o f p r o m o t i o n , ' t i l l y o u w i l l
h a n g , h a n g , h a n g , h a n g , h a n g . . . . . . .
I n t h e n a m e o f . . . . .
_ __ __________________________________________ ____________________ _ _ __
/ \
__ __ __ _________________ ____ _/ \_________ __ _ ___
/ |______/_ | \/ |______/_ |___ \
/ | \ | \ | \ / \
/ | \ | \ | \ __/ \
/ l / l / l / | \
\__________________/_____________/_______________/_____| /
.cOLa.|_________/
o f
______/\____________________ _________________ _________________________
\_______\_______ ____ _/ \______ ______ \| ____ ______________/
/ ____/_ l__ \/ |____/ l__ \/ \ \ \/ /___/ __/___
/ _ \ __/ \ | "\ __/ \ \ \_ \ / "\ / \
/ | \ | \ l \ | \ \ \ / \ \
/_____________/__| \_________/__| \___|\_____/_________/________/
|_______/LnG |_______/.cOLa.
a n d
_ _ _ ________ _____________ _______________ ____________ _ _ _ _
__ _ __ _/ \___ _______ \| ____ _____/_\______ __ _ _ __
/ |______/ \/ \/ \ \ \/ \ \/ | \
/ | "\ \ \ \_ \ \ \ | \
/ l \ \ \ \ \__ \ | \
\_______________/_____/____|\______/__________/_________/
.cOLa. LnG
I f y o u n o w h a v e u n d e r s t o o d a l l t h e
i n f o r m a t i o n t h a t y o u h a v e b e e n g i v e n
y o u a r e n o w f r e e t o g o f u r t h e r o n
w i t h t h e . . . . . .
________ _________________________ ____________ ______
\______ Y ________ ____________ \| ____ Y __/
/ \_/ \/ __/____/ \ \ \/ | \
/ | \ / \ \ \_ \ | \
/ | \ \ \ \ l \
\________|________/___________/_____|\_______/_________\/
.cOLa. LnG
D a y 1 :
i n t r o d u c t i o n
D a y 2 :
g r o u p a s c i i s
D a y 3 :
b b s d e s i g n
D a y 4 :
s p e c i a l a s c i i s
D a y 5 :
d o o m d a y ( e n d t e x t )
°OoO°OoO°OoO°OoO°OoO°OoO°OoO°OoO°OoO°OoO°OoO°OoO°OoO°OoO°OoO°OoO°OoO°OoO°
_______/\ ___________________ ______ /\______
\________\\_______ __ Y \ /_____ \
/ | \/ l__ \ | / | \
/ | \ __/ \___ l ____/ | \
/ | \ | \/ \ | \
/_____________/____| \_____/ |_______/
LnG |________/.cOLa.
( i n t r o d u c t i o n )
W e l l c o m e t o a n e w f r e s h ' n h i t t i n '
l i n g o p r o d u c t i o n , r e l e a s e d i n s e p t e m b e r
' 9 4 b y t h e a l m i g h t y c O L a / b a l a n c e / l i n g o .
T h i s p r o d u c t i o n h a v e b e e n u n d e r
d e v e l o p m e n t i n a b o u t o n e w e e k n o w ,
a n d i t ' s f i n a l l e n g t h i s x x x x l i n e s ,
a n d i t ' s f i n a l s i z e i s x x x k b .
T h e r e s o n f o r t h i s p r o d u c t i o n i s
m a i n l y t h a t i h a v n ' t r e l e a s e d a n y
c o l l y s i n a w h i l e , b u t a l s o t h a t i
a s t h e l e a d e r o f l i n g o w a n t s t o s t a r t
t h i s a u t h u m w i t h a f r e s h ' n c o o l
p r o d u c t i o n s o t h a t a l l t h e o t h e r
l i n g o m e m b e r s c a n c o m e a f t e r w i t h
s o m e h i t t i n ' a s c i i c o l l y s w h o w i l l
b e l o v e d b y a l l t h e a s c i i f r e a k s
o u t t h e r e !
A n d i c a n p r o m i s e y o u a l l t h a t
t h i s a s c i i c o l l y w o n ' t b e m y l a s t
b e f o r e c h r i s t m a s s , ' c o s i h a v e n o w
( a l r e a d y ) s t a r t e d o n a b i g c o l l y
w h o w i l l b e a p a r t y i n v i t a t i o n f o r
t h e m a i n e v e n t t h i s y e a r , w h o o f ' c o s
i s " T H E P A R T Y 4 " w h o w i l l b e h e l d
i n t h e a l m i g h t y D e n m a r k ( o f ' c o s ) ,
a n d i b e t i t w i l l b e a f u c k i n '
d o o z y o f a t i m e , s o f u c k i n ' b e t h e r e ,
o r b e n o - w h e r e , p u n k !
O k , i g u e s s y o u w a n t t o s e e s o m e
h i t t i n ' a s c i i s n o w , s o i ' l l s t o p
b u g g i n ' y o u w i t h a l l t h i s c r a p , o k ? !
L E T ' S G O F O R . . . .
°OoO°OoO°OoO°OoO°OoO°OoO°OoO°OoO°OoO°OoO°OoO°OoO°OoO°OoO°OoO°OoO°OoO°OoO°
_______/\ ___________________ ______ /\_____
\________\\_______ __ Y \ /_____ \
/ | \/ l__ \ | / / /__
/ | \ __/ \___ l ____/ / __/ \
/ | \ | \/ \ / \
/_____________/____| \_____/ \___________/
LnG |________/.cOLa.
( t h e g r o u p l o g o s )
2 o o o a d
/\_____ ___________________/\
/_____ \ \______ ___________\
/ /_________________________________ / l__ \/ | \
/ __/ \_ _ __ _ __ _ __/ / __/ \ | \
/ \ | \ | \ | \ / | \ | \
\____________/________/________/________/ \______| \_________/
LnG |_______/.cOLa.
a n a l o g
__________________ ______________________/| ____________________
\______ _______ \| _________ ____ | \______ ____ _____/_
/ l__ \/ \ \ \/ l__ \/ |_____/ | \/ \ \
/ __/ \ \ \_ \ __/ \ | "\ | \ \ \
/ | \ \ \ | \ l \ | \ \__ \
/_______| \____|\______/____| \__________/________/__________/
|_______/LnG |_______/.cOLa.
a n d r o m e d a
_ ___________ ________/\______/\______________ _______________/\_________ _
_ ___ _____ \| _______\_______\______ _____ Y ___ __________\______
l__ \ \ \ \ | \ | \_ | \ \_/ \ __/_/ | \ l__
__/ \ \ \_ \ | \ _ __/_ | \ | \ / \ | \ __/
| \ \ \ | \ | \ | \ | \ \ | \ |
_ __| \__|\_____/______/__| \_____/__|_____/_______/______/__|
|______/.cOLa. |______/LnG |__ _
a n d r o m e d a ( 2 )
_______________________ ______________/\ _________/\_______________
\________ ________ \| ___________\\__________\________ __/
/ l__ \/ \ \ \/ | \/ _ | \_ | \
/ __/ \ \ \_ \ | \ | ___/_ | \
/ | \ \ \ | \ | \ | \
/_________| \_____|\_______/__________/____| \_________/
_____|_________/_______________________/\ ____|________/____
\_______ Y _________ _________________\\_________ __/
/ \_/ \/ __/____/ | \/ l__ \
/ | \ / \ | \ __/ \
/ | \ \ | \ | \
LnG/__________|_________/____________/___________/______| \
.cOLa.|_________/
a n t h r o x
_________________ __________________ ___________/\_______________ ___
\______ ______ \| __ ____ \ T __________\______ ____ | \
/ l__ \/ \ \ \___/ \____/ l__ \/ _ | \_ | \/ l \
/ __/ \ \ \_ \/ \ __/ \ | __/_ | \__ _ __/_
/ | \ \ \ \ | \ | \ | \ | \
/_______| \___|\_____/_______/___| \__| \_____/___|______/
|_______/LnG |_______/ |_______/.cOLa.
b a l a n c e
______/\________________/| _________________ ________________________
\_______\_______ ____ | \______ ______ \| ____ ______ _____/
/ ___/_ l__ \/ |____/ l__ \/ \ \ \/ /___/ __/___
/ _ \ __/ \ | "\ __/ \ \ \_ \ / "\ / \
/ | \ | \ l \ | \ \ \ / \ \
/_____________/__| \_________/__| \___|\_____/_________/________/
|______/LnG |_______/.cOLa.
b a n a n a d e s i g n
______/\__________________ ______________________ __________________
\_______\_______ ______ \| _________ ______ \| _________ __/
/ __/_ l__ \/ \ \ \/ l__ \/ \ \ \/ l__ \
/ _ \ __/ \ \ \_ \ __/ \ \ \_ \ __/ \
/ | \ | \ \ \ | \ \ \ | \
/_____________/__| \___|\_____/____| \___|\_____/____| \
_______/\ _|_______/_______________|_______/___ ______ ___|_______/
\________\\__ _________ ________ _____ ____/_\____ \| __/
/ | \/ __/____/_____ \/ \/ \/ \ \/ \ \ \
/ | \ / \ / \ \ \ \ \ \_ \
/ | \ \ / \ \ \__ \ \ \
LnG/_____________/__________/_________/______/_________/____|\_____/.cOLa.
b r o n x
______/\________/\_________________ ____________ ____
\_______\_________\_______ ______ \| ____ | \
/ ___/_ _ | \_ | \/ \ \ \/ | \
/ _ \ | __/_ | \ \ \_ \___ _ ___/_
/ | \ | \ | \ \ \ | \
/_____________/__| \_______/____|\______/____|_______/
LnG|_______/.cOLa.
c l a s s i c
______________/| ______________ /\______ /\______________________
\__ ______ | \_______ __/ / _____/ / ________ _____ ____/
/ /___/ |____/ l__ \_/_____ \_/_____ \/ \/ \/ /____
/ / "\ | "\ __/ \ / \ / \ \ / \
/ / \ l \ | \ / \ / \ \ / \
/_____________/_________/___| \________/_________/______/_________/
LnG|_______/.cOLa.
c n c d
___________________ _________________________/\
\__ ___________ \| ____ ______________\
/ /____/ \ \ \/ /____/ | \
/ / "\ \ \_ \ / "\ | \
/ / \ \ \ / \ | \
/_______________/_____|\_______/___________/_________/
.cOLa. LnG
c o m p l e x
__________________________ ____________/\___/| ________________ ___
\__ __________ _______ Y _____________\ | \__ _______ | \
/ /___/ | \/ \_/ \/ | \_ |___/ __/__/ l \
/ / "\ | \ | \ ____/ | "\ / "\__ _ __/_
/ / \ | \ | \ | l \ \ | \
/_____________/________/____|_______/_____|__________/________/___|______/
.cOLa. LnG
d e z i g n
________/\ _________________/\ __________________ _______ _______
\_________\\__ _____________ \ \___ _____ _____/_\_____ \| __/
/ | \/ __/____/ /___/ \/ \/ \ \/ \ \ \
/ | \ / \ __/ "\ \ \ \ \ \_ \
/ | \ \ \ \ \__ \ \ \
/______________/__________/___________/_____/___________/_____|\______/
.cOLa. LnG
d i g i t a l
_______/\ _________________ _____________________________________/|
\________\\___ _____ _____/_\___ ___/ ____ \____ ____ |
/ | \/ \/ \/ \ \/ \/ \____/ \_____/ l__ \/ |_____
/ | \ \ \ \ \_/ \/ __/ \ | \
/ | \ \ \__ \ \ \ | \ l \
/_____________/______/__________/______/________/______| \__________/
.cOLa.|________/LnG
d u a l c r e w s h i n i n g
_____/\ _____ __ _____________/| _____________/\ /\__________ _____
\______\\__ Y \\_____ ____ | \__ __________\/ _______ /\ __/
/ | \/ | \/ l__ \/ |____ / /_/_ _ | \_ __/__/ / \ \
/ | \ | \ __/ \ | \_/ / \ | __/_ / \ / \ \
/ | \ l \ | \ l \ / \ | \ \ \
/___________/_______\/__| \_______/__________/_| \_____/__/\_____/
|______/.cOLa. |_______/
/\_________ _________________ _________________ _____________
/ _______ | _____ _______ \| _____ _______ \| ____ ____/_
_/____ \/ l__ \/ \/ \/ \ \ \/ \/ \/ \ \ \/ \ \
/ / \ __/ \ \ \ \_ \ \ \ \_ \ \ \
/ / \ | \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \__ \
/____________/___| \_____/____|\_____/______/____|\_____/_________/
|_______/LnG
f a i r l i g h t
__________________________/\ ___/| ______________ ___ _______________
\__ _______ ____ _________\/ | \__ ___ ____/__/ | __/ ___ \
/ / l__ \/ \/ \ _ | \_ |___/ \/ \ \ \ l__ \____/ \____/
/ ____/ __/ \ \ | __/_ | "\ \ \ \ __/ \_/ \
/ | | \ \ | \ l \ \ \__ \ | \ \
/_______|____| \____/_| \______/____/________/__| \______/
|______/.cOLa.|_______/LnG |______/
f a i r l i g h t (2)
_________________________________________/\
\__ __________ _____ _______________\
/ / l__ \/ \/ \/ _ | \_
/ ____/ __/ \ \ | ___/_
/ | | \ \ | \
/__________| ______| \______/____| \
_____/| _________|________/______ ____|_________/___
\__ | \___ _____ ____/_\__ | __/ ____ \
/ |____/ \/ \/ \ \/ l__ \____/ \_____/
/ | "\ \ \ \ __/ \_/ \
/ l \ \ \__ \ | \ \
/______________/_____/__________/____| \_______/
.cOLa.|_______/LnG
h o o d l u m
______ ______________________________/\ _____/| _____ __________ ______
\__ | ________ ________ _________\\__ | \__ | _______ Y ____/
/ l__ \/ | \/ | \/ | \/ |___/ | \/ \_/ \
/ __/ \ | \ | \ | \ | "\ | \ | \
/ | \ | \ | \ | \ l \ l \ | \
/_______| \________/_________/________/_________/______\/____|______/
LnG |_______/.cOLa.
i n s a n e
______________ _______ /\________________________ _________________
\___ ________ \| __/ / ____________ _______ \| ____ ______/
/ \/ \/ \ \ \_/_____ \/ l__ \/ \ \ \/ ___/___
/ \ \ \_ \ / \ __/ \ \ \_ \ / \
/ \ \ \ / \ | \ \ \ \
\_________/_____|\______/_________/____| \____|\______/__________/
LnG |________/.cOLa.
j e t s e t
_________________________________/\___________________________
\__ ____ ______/ ____ \ _______ _____/ ____ \
____\ \/ __/__\____/ \_____/____ \/ __/__\____/ \____/
/ \ \ / \/ \/ / \ / \/ \
\ \ \ \ \ / \ \ \
\___________/__________/_______/___________/__________/_______/
.cOLa. LnG
l i n g o
______/| ________________ __________________ ______________
\__ | \___ __________ \| ____ ______/_\_______ __/
/ |_____/ \/ \/ \ \ \/ \ \/ | \
/ | "\ \ \ \_ \ \ \ | \
/ l \ \ \ \ \__ \ | \
/________________/______/______|\_______/____________/___________/
.cOLa. LnG
m a j i c 1 2
_________ _________________________ |\__________________________
\_______ Y ________________ __/ | _____ ______ _____/
/ \_/ \/ l__ \______| \/ \/ \/ /_____
/ | \ __/ \ | \ \ / \
/ | \ | \ l \ \ / \
\_________|_________/______| \__________\/_______/____________/
|_________/.cOLa.
-:::: :::: :::: ::::-
::::::: :: ::
-:::: :::: :::: ::::-
m e l l o w
_______ ___________________/| _____/| _______________ _____
\_____ Y _______ _______ | \__ | \______ __/ |/\| __/
/ \_/ \/ __/__/ |___/ |___/ | \ / \ \
/ | \ / "\ | "\ | \ | \ / \ \
/ | \ \ l \ l \ | \ \
\_______|_______/_________/________/________/________/___/\______/
.cOLa. LnG
paradox
_______/\_________________/\___________________/\ ________________ ___
\________\_____ __________\_______ __________\\______ ____ | \
/ | \_ l__ \/ _ | \_ l__ \/ | \/ | \/ | \
/ _____/ __/ \ | __/_ __/ \ | \ | \__ _ __/_
/ | | \ | \ | \ | \ | \ | \
/_________|_____| \__| \_| \________/_________/___|______/
LnG|_______/ |_______/ |_______/.cOLa.
p r o d i g y
________/\______/\________________/\ ________________ ____ _____
\_________\_______\______ _________\\___ _____ ____/_/ Y \
/ | \_ _ | \_ | \/ | \/ \/ \/ \ \ | /
/ _____/ | __/_ | \ | \ \ \ \__ l ___/
/ | | \ | \ | \ \ \__ \ \
/__________|_____| \______/________/______/_________/______/
LnG|_______/.cOLa.
r a z o r 1 9 1 1
________/\ ______________________________________________/\
\_________\ \_______ ___ __ /\_______ ____________\
/ _ | \_/ l__ \\____/ /__/ | \/ _ | \_
/ | __/_ __/ \/ __/ "\ | \ | __/_
/ | \ | \ \ | \ | \
/_______| \___| \___________/__________/____| \
.cOLa.|________/ |________/LnG |________/
/\_____ /\______ /\_____ /\_____
/____ \ /_ __//____ \ /____ \
| \ _/ | \ | \ | \
| \\____ \ | \ | \
| \ | \ | \ | \
|_______/ |_______/ |_______/ |_______/
r e b e l s
________/\ __________________/\ ________________/| /\______
\_________\ \__ ______________\_\__ ________ | / _____/
/ _ | \_/ __/___/ __/_/ __/___/ |______/_____ \
/ | ___/_ / \ _ \ / \ | \ / \
/ | \ \ | \ \ l \ / \
\______| \_________/__________/__________/__________/_________/
LnG|________/.cOLa.
s a n i t y
/\________________________ _____________________________ ____
/ ____________ _______ \| _____ ___/ ____ \ Y \
_/____ \/ l__ \/ \ \ \/ \/ \____/ \_____/ | \
/ / \ __/ \ \ \_ \ \_/ \\____ l ____/
/ / \ | \ \ \ \ \ / \
/_____________/____| \____|\______/______/________/ \_______/
LnG|________/.cOLa.
s c o o p e x
/\_________________________________________/\_______________ ____
/ ______ ___________ ________ ___________\ _______ | \
_/____ \/ /___/ | \/ | \/ | \_ __/__/ | \
/ / \ / "\ | \ | \ _____/ / "\__ _ ___/_
/ / \ / \ | \ | \ | \ | \
/____________/__________/________/_________/______|___________/___|_______/
.cOLa. LnG
s p a c e b a l l s
/\___________________________________________
/ ____________ ____ _________ ______/
_/_____ \/ l__ \/ /_____/ __/____
/ / \ __/ \ / \ / \
/ / \ | \ / \ \
/______________/____| \__________/___________/
_______/\ _____________|______/|/ ______/| /\_______
\________\_\________ ____ | \__ | / ______/
/ __/_/ l__ \/ |____/ |______/_____ \
/ _ \ __/ \ | "\ | \ / \
/ | \ | \ l \ l \ / \
/______________/_____| \__________/__________/__________/
LnG|________/.cOLa.
s t e l l a r
/\_____________________________/| _____/| ___________________/\
/ ______/ ____ \ _______ | \__ | \_______ __________\
_/____ \____/ \_____/ __/__/ |___/ |___/ l__ \/ _ | \_
/ / \_/ \/ / "\ | "\ | "\ __/ \ | __/_
/ / \ \ \ l \ l \ | \ | \
\____________/________/___________/________/________/___| \__| \
LnG .cOLa. |_______/ |_______/
t r s i
______________________/\ /\_________________
/ _____ \________\ / ___________ ____/
\_____/ \_____/ _ | \__/______ \/ \/ \
/ \/ | ___/_ / \ \
/ \ | \ / \ \
\_________/______| \__________/________/
LnG|_________/.cOLa.
u p p e r c l a s s
_____ /\____________/\_______/\ ____________________/\
\__ / ____________\________\\__ _________________\
/ \ \/ | \_ | \/ ___/___/ _ | \_
/ \ \ _____/ _____/ / \ | ___/_
/ \ \ | |/ \ | \
\____________\/_______|________|\_____________/____| \
_________________/| ________________ /\_______ |/\______/
\__ ________ | \________ __/ / ______/ / ______/
/ /____/ |____/ l__ \_/_____ \_/_____ \
/ / "\ | "\ __/ \ / \ / \
/ / \ l \ | \ / \ / \
\______________/__________/____| \_________/__________/
LnG |________/.cOLa.
v i r t u a l d r e a m s
______ /\_________________/\ _______________ /\___________________/|
\__ Y _____ ____________\/ ____ \ / _________ ____ |
/ | \/ \/ \/ _ | \____/ \_____/ \ \/ l__ \/ |____
/ | \ \ | ___/_/ \/ \ \ __/ \ | \
/ l \ \ | \ \ \ \ | \ l \
\_____________/______/___| \______/__________\/____| \________/
_______/\ _________/\ |________/_____________________ _|_______/\______
\________\\__________\\__ _____________ ________ Y _____/ / _____/
/ | \/ _ | \/ __/___/ l__ \/ \_/ \_/_____ \
/ | \ | ___/_ / "\ __/ \ | \ / \
/ | \ | \ \ | \ | \ / \
/_____________/____| \_________/___| \____|_______/_________/
|________/.cOLa. |_______/LnG
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_______/\ ___________________ ______ _______/\
\________\\_______ __ Y \ \______ \
/ | \/ l__ \ | / __\___ \
/ | \ __/ \___ l ____/ / | \
/ | \ | \/ \ / | \
/_____________/____| \_____/ \____________/
LnG |________/.cOLa.
( b b s d e s i g n )
a c c e s s
_______________________________________________ /\_______ /\_______
\_______ ____ _______ ________ ______/ / _______/ / _______/
/ l__ \/ /___/ /____/ __/_____/_____ \_/_____ \
/ __/ \ / "\ / \ / \ / \ / \
/ | \ / \ / \ \ / \ / \
\_______| \_________/_________/___________/__________/__________/
LnG|________/.cOLa.
l o g o n
_____/| ______________________ ___________________ ________
\__ | \_______ ____ _____/_\_______ _______ \| __/
/ |_____/ | \/ \ \/ | \/ \ \ \
/ | "\ | \ \ \ | \ \ \_ \
/ l \ l \ \__ \ l \ \ \
/_______________/__________/__________/___________/_____|\_______/
.cOLa. LnG
l o g o f f
_____/| _____________________ _________________________________
\__ | \_______ ____ _____/_\______ ___ ______ ______/
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A n d h e r e ' s a b i g c O L a l o g o f o r
a l l o f y o u !
T h i s i s a n e w w o r l d r e c o r d ,
i t ' s a b o u t 9 7 * 6 9 l i n e s b i g a n d
t o o k m e a b o u t 1 5 m i n. t o m a k e.
S o n o w ' s t h e b i g m o m e n t :
c o l a
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h e h e h e . . . n i c e o r w h a t ? !
I q u e s s i t w i l l n o t b e t o h a r d t o
b e a t t h a t r e c o r d , e y e ! ?
W e l l , i n m y n e x t c o l l y i ' l l m a k e
a e v e n b i g g e r l o g o i ' v e p l a n e d !
O k , e n o u g h a b o u t t h a t , l e t ' s c o n t i n u e !
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( d o o m d a y / e n d t e x t )
O k , b e f o r e e n d i n g t h i s c o l l y i w a n n a
w r i t e s o m e i m p o r t a n t m e s s a g e s , p h o n e
n u m b e r s a n d a d d r e s s e s , s o d o n ' t t u r n
o f f q u i t e y e t !
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\_____ Y _______ l____/ / ____// ____/ Y __ ____/
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f r o m t o m e s s a g e
- - - - - - - - .- - - - - - - - - - -. - - - - - - - - - -
: :
cOLa : All LiNGO's ! : As you all might have notised
: : I have been away from the
: : scene quite a while, and that's
: : the reson for not writing to
: : all you motha fuckers, but now
: : I'm back to stay !. So Lingo's
: : activity will get better in a
: : short while !..Keep it up pals!
`- - - - - - - - - - -'
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: :
cOLa : All boards 'n : Ok, I hope you all can write
: modem traders in : me a letter real soon, 'cos
: LINGO ! : as I now longer have a modem
: : I can't get in toutch with
: : you dudes if you don't send
: : me a letter, so to the gays
: : who havn't written me yet :
: : Write or get kicked !!!!!!
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: :
cOLa : rASTAMAn / LiNGO : Welcome to the crew kid !!!
: : I hope you will have a lot of
: : fun during the membership,
: : and that you make us some real
: : hot tunes now and then !!!
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: :
cOLa : All my contacts ! : Sorry for being so late !
: : It will not happen again !!
: : (have you ever heard that one
: : before ?!).. hehehe....
: : Well, I hope we can start
: : swappin' faster, cooler 'n
: : longer letters than ever before!
: : Yappp.. Let's have a hell of a
: : time from now .. Ok.. Bye !!..
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H m m m , i g u e s s t h a t w a s a l l t h e m e s s y s
f o r t h i s t i m e , l e t ' s g o f o r t h a g r e e t s !
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LnG|_______/.cOLa.
2 fast Celtic
Wea Marshmellow
Condor Buzz Fuzz
Frame Terminal Silence
Pace Dr. Poison
Colorbird Coca
Loony Cesium
Mike D'fence
Hijack Yama
Ghandy Wolfman
Goblin Fatal
Franky Mr. King (?)
Stash Flesh
Chrombacher Nurgle
Zuffle Trasher
Trauma
. . . . . a n d t h e f o r g o t t e n o n e s ! . . . .
O k , n o w i t ' s t i m e f o r s o m e i m p o r t a n t
p h o n e n u m b e r s a n d a d d r e s s e s !
C a l l t h e s e c o o l b o a r d s !
- - - > S t a g e d i v e < - - -
- - - > I m p e r i a l w a s t e < - - -
- - - > O m a h a t h u n d e r < - - -
- - - > W o r l d o f w o n d e r < - - -
- - - > M i d d l e e a s t < - - -
- - - > D y s t o p h i a < - - -
I f y o u w a n t t o b e a m e m b e r o f o u r
c r e w , o r j u s t w a n n a s w a p s o m e c o o l
l e t t e r s ' n h o t s t u f f , t h e n t r y t h i s
a d d r e s s :
cOLa / BLC / LiNGO
ULSBERGKROKEN 5
4033 FORUS
NORWAY
T h i s c o l l y w h o u l d n ' t h a v e b e e n
p o s s i b l e w i t h o u t b e a t s f r o m :
RATM, Red hot chili Peppers, Faith No More, PRODIGY (!),
Cypress Hill, Moby, Seigmen, Nirvana, Beck, Paradise Lost
Primus (!), ThunderDOME (!), Pearl Jam, Death, Anathema,
My Dying Bride, Beethoven, Bjørk, Ozzy, Ministry, Pantera,
Senser, MotorPsycho, Garden of eros, Sting, Clawfinger,
..and some other fuckin' great artists !!!
F u c k i n ' H a r d c o r e F u c k i n ' R u l e s !
T o h e l l w i t h 2 u N L A I M E T E D !
I f y o u a r e b o r e d ,
g o ' n b o o z e !
I f y o u b e l i v e i n t h e l o r d ,
F U C K Y O U !
I ' m O F F !
L A T E R
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