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ZINKO^PLAYMATE^SISko^BILBO BAGGIn^NEIL/FLT^LABEL/LSD-DD
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Sun Aug 20 09:04:34 1995
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@BEGIN_FILE_ID.DIZ._______ _ ____
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| \____ | |__/_ | \\_ |of
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|_________|_________|g®m_\ /_____|presents:
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- "Cock-A-Doodle-Doo" -
Ascii-Colly! Leech this now --> crapity!
@END_FILE_ID.DIZ
haha.. that one was for you, crusader!!
(terminal silence er heterofil.. urk!)
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tHE mAN yOU lOVE tO hATE
tHE mAN yOU lOVE tO lOVE
thE mAN yOU hATE tO lOVE
tHE mAN yOU hATE tO hATE
tHE hATE yOU mAN tO lOVE
yOU mAN tO hATE tHE lOVE
lOVE hATE tHE tO yOU mAN
now i REALLY am confused!
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/ l/ \___|_ \ ___|_ \ |_ _ _ , _ _ | _ _ |_,
_ _ _ _/ / \ |/ \/ |/ \ l_)(_| (_|( '(( Y )l_(_)(_'l )
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beware! that one will \ \ \ \ \ / / / / /
piss you off after a \ \ \ \/ / / /
while! Just put it there \ \ / /
to get the file-size bigger! hah! \/
\\\\//// P r E - l e g o - f A c e :
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____ \___/____/ ____ another day, another colly.. or it sure seems like
\ _ _ \o |_ °/ __ / it... I think I have released a colly every week
\_\\ (__) _ /_/ in June, and it looks like I'll keep ut the trads
\\______/\// in July.. argh.. I almost hate being so active,
_\________/_ maybe I am afraid you'll get bored of me, if you
./ (__) \. not already are.. or maybe I am afraid to get the
| _ / \ _ | famous burn-out. Well, I really want to slow down
| | / \ | | my activity, but I am afraid I can't manage that
\ _/ \ / \_ / at this moment. I just have to load CED 3.5, and
(____\ /____) make some asciis. Sure, I get sick of asciing
\_ \/ _/ every now and then, but in some days I am back
___ | || | ___ in my good old Cygnus Editor.. bah..
/ /_|__||__|_\ \ This time I have a new style..well, maybe it's not.
/________)(________\ I am sure somebody has a style which is very sim-
. ilar, and I am sorry if I've hurt someones feelings,
: but I believe everybody get more or less influenced by the collies
: they see. You can't help it! No matter how hard you try to develop
: a new style, some of the letters will be very similar to another one.
: I think it is in the make-a-new-style process an ascii-artist most
: easily can face the burn-out. But it's important to continue, and I
: think the style will develop into something "you" after some logos.
: A good style is not only a style which is cool to look at, it's also
: a style where you can see which artist who made it without looking
: at the tag. Anyway, that is my opinion, I would very much like to
: hear other ascii-maniacs point of views, as well. So please write me
: a messy in your collies or leave a messy on one of the boards listed
: downunder somewhere..
: I am also afraid none of you read this, cuz you see so much text,
: and you don't bear to read it. But I just think 3-4 line prefaces
: are just too lame! So to all you artists : write looooooooong
: prefaces. Hadet bra, alle dere legomenn..
:
`-- - - signed, Grimlock / Grotesticle and Shoot
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salute to baffle, niggerjack, nirvana and ludde,
who were stupid enough to join grt!
"Well done", mates!
salute to superted/grotesticle,
who won the music compo at the oddyssey party!
"how was that os2?" =]
salute to mom and dad for making such a
quality product as myself...
"How did you do it?"
salute to nup! and traitor who were lego enough to join grt!
(they joined some days after the others!)
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No. Logo Requested by Given to
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0001. 2fast 2fast/Art Core
0002. abyss Neurodancer/Ays^100%
0003. acid - online Acid/Afl^Grt^Ttl
0004. acid - offline Acid/Afl^Grt^Ttl
0005. ambush Neurodancer/Abyss^100%
0006. amiga wares Fuzz/Trsi
0007. another world Voyage/Shoot
0008. arcane Arcane/Sqh
0009. archangel Archangel
0010. basic instinct Acid/Afl^Grt^Ttl
0011. blockhead
0012. braincrash Krypton/Shoot
0013. bumble bee land Baffle/Hny^Glm^Ttl^Vsg
0014. burning hell Macho
0015. corrosion Infusion
0016. cosmic circus Generation/Shoot
0017. download Fuzz/Trsi
0018. dreamchart Akiro&Dr.Poop/Dcs^Scx^Vty
0019. enigma Chris/Spaceballs
0020. essence Rahiem/Essence
0021. fuzz Fuzz/Trsi
0022. genetic waste Magz/Grt^Pst^Sht
0023. genetic waste add Magz/Grt^Pst^Sht
0024. grimlock vs acid Myself
0025. important Fuzz/Trsi
0026. jorun Jorun/Grt
0027. juan Juan/e^d
0028. juan 2 Juan/e^d
0029. krypton Krypton/Shoot
0030. logoff Baffle/Hny^Glm^Ttl^Vsg
0031. logoff2 Baffle/Hny^Glm^Ttl^Vsg
0032. looniebin Fuzz/Trsi
0033. lord chaos Lord Chaos/Shoot
0034. mephisto Mephisto
0035. most wanted Arcane/Sqh^Tll
0036. music Fuzz/Trsi
0037. nausea add Akiro&Dr.Poop/Dcs^Scx^Vty
0038. neurodancer Neurodancer/Ays^100%
0039. no escape Xcluziwe/Dzain
0040. pese wares Fuzz/Trsi
0041. pop quiz Decoder
0042. razorblade Razorblade/Balance
0043. s!k Fuzz/Trsi
0044. shoot Shoot members
0045. shoot file_id Shoot members
0046. sisko&bilbobaggins Sisko&BilboBaggins
0047. slaß Xluziwe/Dzain
0048. slummy Slummy/Spaceballs
0049. smb file_id Arcane/Sqh
0050. so what Infusion
0051. superiors logo Nicko/Superiors
0052. superiors file_id Nicko/Superiors
0053. så stor er min Magz/Grt^Pst^Sht
0054. trsi Fuzz/Trsi
0055. upload Fuzz/Trsi
0056. white room studios Archangel
0057. wonderland Fuzz/Trsi
0058. xclusiwe Xcluziwe/Dzain
0059. xcz Xcluziwe/Dzain
0060. zorro Zorro/Shoot
0061. zillion hours Vapour/Offspring
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" I am a master of the Black Art.
I am a follower of the Dark Path.
None living know my name.
That is a question for the Dead "
- From ts-tribute.txt by terminal silence
haha!! I know your name, Marius!!!
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Before we start, I just want to say this:
"Majs Ist Najser"
by
Chrombacher & Fatal
is one of the najsest collies I've ever seen!!
If there's a colly called "Majs Ist Najs", then please give it to me!
Crb/Ftl : dere har gult legoblod, for faen!!!
lag en sequel snart : "majs ist even najser"
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__ __ _ _ : tumlebumle...
/ ___ __\_/__ __\ __ __ :
/___\\_//__ \ /-a-dOodLe-\__\\_\\_\ :
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________ ___________ _______ ________ _ ___________
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| .____/ _//_////_ ______/ / \ \______ \ /_______/
| l \ | ___/ ___/ \ / \ \g m
l__________\ l____| \_______\ __________\ ___\®
_ ____\
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__ __ _ _ : riiitch!! foooink!
/ ___ __\_/__ __\ __ __ : gabbetigabbeti.. Pitzztchk!!
/___\\_//__ \ /-a-dOodLe-\__\\_\\_\ :
--- - -- ----------------------------' azky numba #02
.____________________ _______ _ _______ ____________ ____________
| _______\ _ ____/____ /___ \ ___ / \ ___ /
| \ .. / / ///____ \ / \ _\ /____/_ _\ /____/_
| \____/ ___/ \ / \ _/ \ \_______ \ \_______ \
|_______ _ \_______\ __________\ ______ \ ___________\____________\
_ _____\ _ _________\g®m
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__ __ _ _ : another "xxx is coming online"
/ ___ __\_/__ __\ __ __ : picture.. I like it..
/___\\_//__ \ /-a-dOodLe-\__\\_\\_\ :
--- - -- ----------------------------' azky numba #03
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/ \______ ________ ______/ \
/ __ /_______/_ __ \.
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____________|__________ __ _ \________|_________/ _ __ _________g®m___________
c o m i n g ____ ____ _____ ______ c o m i n g
o n l i n e (____\ (____ __(__ \_____) o n l i n e
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__ __ _ _ : too bad Acid doesn't use a
/ ___ __\_/__ __\ __ __ : 'going offline' ascii.. usj.
/___\\_//__ \ /-a-dOodLe-\__\\_\\_\ :
--- - -- ----------------------------' azky numba #04
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:m y o f f i c e !____(_\ /_)____
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: \ / / __/ \__ \ \ /
: \__/ (__\__________/__) \__/
: / ______________________ \
`---- / / ____ \ \
/ _/ / / \ \_ \
____( \__________/ / _\________/ )____
/ \_____ / / _____/ \
/ \_______\____/_________/ \
/ __ __ \.
./ /|\ /|\ |
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/ \ / \
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__________( _( _( _( _ |_____________________| _ )_ )_ )_ )___________
\ \ \ \ / / \ \ / / / /
\ \ \ /__/ \__\ / / /
\___\___\___\ /___/___/___/
g o i n g ____ ____ _____ ______ g o i n g
o f f l i n e (____\ (____ __(__ \_____) o f f l i n e
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__ __ _ _ : check it out!!
/ ___ __\_/__ __\ __ __ : nice sysop and wares...
/___\\_//__ \ /-a-dOodLe-\__\\_\\_\ :
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( (--)(_/_
_______ abyss whq · 100% hq · R.C.P. dist site _______
\ \ ______ _______ ________ _______ ___________ _____/___
.__\______\ \\___ \ _____/___ __\___ \ \ ___ / \ \
| / \ \ / \ \______ \ / \ _\ /___/_ \_____ \
| _____/ \ \// \ / \ / \ \______ \ / \
|____/_______\_____\/_______\ _________\ _________\ __________\ ___/______\
g®m __
.__| |__. dictator : [Neurodancer/Ays^100%]
| .. | slaves : [Pink/Ays]·[Dreamer/spx?/100%]·[Radar/R.C.P]
| \____/ |
_`--------'_ Over 800mb online!/Huge Sorted Mod Area/Nice staff!
./_ ambush _\. Running at 33.600 US Robotics Courier
| |__________| |
| | ____ | | F r e e leech at all Abyss/100%/R.C.P releases!
_ |_| || |_| _
/ \(^)____||____(^)/ \
(__________)(__________)
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: w r i t e t h e n u m b e r ( s ) h e r e ! ! :
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__ __ _ _ : en gang for lenge, lenge siden..
/ ___ __\_/__ __\ __ __ : i et land fjernt i det fjerne..
/___\\_//__ \ /-a-dOodLe-\__\\_\\_\ :
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______ _____ _____ ______ ___________ ________ ____
.__\_____\ \\___ \ _\____/_ ____ / __\_______\ ____| |______
| / \ \ / \ \ \ /___/_ / \ _ .. _ /
| ___/ \ \\/ \ \ \ \ ___/ \ \_________/ /
|___\_______\ ___\/_____\ _______\ _________\ ___\_______\ ___________/
g®m ._______ ________ ___________ ____________ ___________
|_ ____/___ ___\_______\ __\_____ / _ / \ ___ /
|\\\_/\_ \ / \ / _/_ _ _____/ /_ __\ /____/_
| / \ \ ___/ \ / ///_______/ \ \______ \
|____/\______\ ___\_______\ __/________\ ___________\ ___________\
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__ __ _ _ : bodde det en liten og smart mann.
/ ___ __\_/__ __\ __ __ : Men en dag fikk han vondt i sin tann
/___\\_//__ \ /-a-dOodLe-\__\\_\\_\ :
--- - -- ----------------------------' azky numba #07
)))))))
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---(__)__ ______ ______ __ _ ________ __ _________ ________
_| ____/_\_____\ __\_____\ __| |__ /__/__ _\____ /__\____ /
\_ / (_ / \ / \ .. \ /_____/ \__ \ _ __/ /_ /_/_
/ /___/ ___/ \ / \\_____/ \ \ / ///____/ \ / \
\ \_ ___\_______\ __/_____\ _______\ __\ ___/_____\ ________\ _/______\
/_\____/g®m
| \ _______ __ ________ _____ _________
| \_ /____ __| |__ __\____ / / __\________\ a n o t h e r
_|____/ /\ \ .. \ /_/_ __/_____ / \
_) | __ \ \\_____/ \ / \ \ \ ____/ \ w o r l d
____|__/ \ __________\ _______\ _/______\ ________\ _________\ _____ __ _
___________) _ __ _______________________________________________)
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__ __ _ _ : Mannen måtte til tannlegen, for det
/ ___ __\_/__ __\ __ __ : sa hans mor..som bedrev hor.
/___\\_//__ \ /-a-dOodLe-\__\\_\\_\ :
--- - -- ----------------------------' azky numba #08
________ _________ __________ ________ ________ __________
._\_______\ __\____ / ___ / __\_______\ _\______ \ __\_____ /
| / \ / _/__ /____/__ / \ / \ _____/ /
| __/ \ / \ \ __/ \ / \ \______/__
g®m___\______\ _/________\ _________\ ___\______\ __/______\ _________\
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__ __ _ _ : Tannlegen sa med et smil :
/ ___ __\_/__ __\ __ __ : Hei, lille mann, hav du ju fil?
/___\\_//__ \ /-a-dOodLe-\__\\_\\_\ :
--- - -- ----------------------------' azky numba #09
_____ __________ _______ ____ ______ ______ ________ ______ ____
._\____\ ______ /_\__ / ___/__ _\_____\ _\_____\ ___ / _ / /
| / \ \ _/_ /__/_ \____ \ / \ / \\ /__/_ __/ /_ __/___
| __/ \ \___ \ \ / \ __/ \ / \\ \\__/ \\ \
|__\______\ _/_____\ ______\ _/____\_\______\ _/_____\ _____\ _____\______\
a r c h a n g e l
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__ __ _ _ : ... Call this als!! yaaaas!!
/ ___ __\_/__ __\ __ __ : ...Doorulllll!!!
/___\\_//__ \ /-a-dOodLe-\__\\_\\_\ :
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: f i s k e d f r o m :
._____ __:______ __________ _:___ __________
_ _|____/___ _\________\ \ __ /_\___/_ _\___ /
.____ \\\________ \ / \ __\ /____/_ \ /____/_ ____.
| (_ _ __ | / \ ____/ \ \_____ \ \ \ __ _ _) |
| |__________\ _\________\ __________\ ______\ _________\ |
| |
| sht hq · grt hq · ttl whq · afl nhq · spa whq |
| |
| · [grimlock/grt^sht]·[stratos/esc^scx]·[shade/acs^trsi] · |
| : [mr.z/acs]·[baffle/glm^hny^sta^ttl] : |
`--. 0-2 elite amiga/console wares - big techno conf - ascii ordering .--'
_|__ _______ __________ __________ ____ _______ _________ _____|____
._\__/_ _\_____ \ \ __ / /_\__/_ _\_____ \ _\__ / /
| \ / \ __\ /____/_ /______/ \ / \ /____/_ /______/
| \ / \ \_____ \ \ \ / \ \ \|
|________\ _/______\ __________\ ___\ ___________\ _/______\ ________\ ___\
| |
| node 01 (28.8) : +47 Ukn-ow-it! node 02 (28.8) : +47 jus-tw-ait |
`g®m-------------------------------------------------------------------'
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__ __ _ _ : Blockhead er min venn....
/ ___ __\_/__ __\ __ __ : Han er så fasinerende, for svarte!
/___\\_//__ \ /-a-dOodLe-\__\\_\\_\ :
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\\\________ \ __/_____ .. \ /_____/_ _ __/ _/__
| / \ \ \ \________\ \ \\\_ \
|__________\ _________\ _________\ __________\ __/___________\
g®m: ___ :
: ___/ /\__ :
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: / /_____/ / \ :
: /_________/ / :
: \ \ / :
: \_________\/ :
: ___|___ :
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: _/ ' :
._:___ ______________ __________ ______:
_ _|____/___ _ /__\_________\ _____\_____\___ _
\\\_______ \ _ _____/ / / \ __________///
| / \\\\______/__ ____/ \ \ \
|____/_____\ __________\ ____\________\ \________\
: _ ______\ :
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__ __ _ _ : Er du down? Ja eg e' straight
/ ___ __\_/__ __\ __ __ : up down! - DNP
/___\\_//__ \ /-a-dOodLe-\__\\_\\_\ :
--- - -- ----------------------------' azky numba #12
.______________.
.____________________________|______________|_____________________________.
| _ .. _ |
| \___________________________________________________________________/ |
| ._______ |
|_|______/____ ___________ __________ ________ ___________ |
|\__________ \ ___\______ / __\________ \ _\______/_ __\_______ \ |
| | / \ / _/__ / \ \ / \ |
| | / \ / \ ___/ \ \ / \ |
| |______________\ ____/________\ ___\________\g®m_______\ ____/________\ |
| ___________ |
! ._\____ / ____________ _________ ____________ ________ !
: | / /_ ___\______ / __\_______ \ \ __ / _______/____ :
. | /____/ \ / _/_ / \ _\ /____/_ \_______ \ .
| \ / \ ___/ \ \________ \ / \
· |______________\ ____/________\ ___\________\ ___________\ ____/_______\·
: :
`--------------------------b·r·a·i·n·c·r·a·s·h----------------------------'
.--- - -- --------------------- - -- -
__ __ _ _ : bbuuuuuzzzz... zzuuunbnnzz.....
/ ___ __\_/__ __\ __ __ : A joystick makes a great dildo!
/___\\_//__ \ /-a-dOodLe-\__\\_\\_\ :
--- - -- ----------------------------' azky numba #13
.____ _____ ____ ____ ______ ______ _ _________
_ _|___/___ _\___ \ _\\_ _ ____/___ __/____ _ _____ /
\\\_______ \ / \ \ \/ \\\______ \ \ ///______/_
|________\ ______\ _\ /___\ _______\ _______\ ________\
.____ _ __________ _______\/ .____ _______ _____ ____
_ _|___/___ _ _____ /_ _____ / | __/____ _\______\__\___ \ __\___\___ _
\\\_______ ///______////______/_ | \ \ ___/// / \ _______///
g®m|________\ ________\ ________\ |_________\ __\_____\ _/____\ ______\
.--- - -- --------------------- - -- -
__ __ _ _ : Hvis jeg var gud, og du var meg,
/ ___ __\_/__ __\ __ __ : da ville jeg drept deg!
/___\\_//__ \ /-a-dOodLe-\__\\_\\_\ :
--- - -- ----------------------------' azky numba #14
.____ _____ __________ _____ _____ _____ _________
_|___/__ _\___ \ _____ /__\____\_\___/_ __\____\ ___ /
\______ \ / \ \ _/_ / \ \ / \ \ /__/_ b u r n i n g
| / \ / \ \___ \ / \ \ / \ \__ \ h e l l
|________\ ______\ _/_____\ _/_____\ _____\ _/_____\ ______\
g®m ____ .____ ________ _____ _ _____
.____________| |_____________ _|___/__ _\____ / / /
| .. | \_____ \ ____/ /_ __/_____ __/_____
| \___________________________/ | | / \\____/ \ \ \ \ \
|_______________________________| |__/_____\ _______\ ________\ ________\
.--- - -- --------------------- - -- -
__ __ _ _ : Superted gave me a fake mushroom..
/ ___ __\_/__ __\ __ __ : Couldn't smoke it..
/___\\_//__ \ /-a-dOodLe-\__\\_\\_\ :
--- - -- ----------------------------' azky numba #15
.___________ ____________ __________ __________ ___________
| _ / /__\____ /__\____ / /___
| /____/_ .. _ / / / / / _ .. // /__
| / \ ______) / / _/__ / _/__ (______ // // /_
|____________\ ______/ ______/ \ __/ \ ______//__//_////
_ ___ /_________\ /_________\
c o r r o s i o n /// / g®m
__ _ ___/// /___________ _________ _____________ ______
________| |________ / \ __ / \ / / _ \
\ _ .. _ / /.__\ /___/__ _\_____/_ _ || _ / / \
\ \____________/ / / | \_____ \ \ (______) / / \
\______________/ / |______________\ ________\ _______/ ____/ \
/____________ _ _ /_________\
.--- - -- --------------------- - -- -
__ __ _ _ : Am I supposed to write something
/ ___ __\_/__ __\ __ __ : here? Something phunny?? AAaaargh!
/___\\_//__ \ /-a-dOodLe-\__\\_\\_\ :
--- - -- ----------------------------' azky numba #16
_ _____ __________ ____ _____ ______
\ \ ___ / \\___ \ _\____/_
_______ .. _ \_\ /___/_ \ / \ \ _______
.--- - ._\__ / \___/ \ \______ \ \\/ \ \ _\__ / - -- --.
: | /__/_ ________\ ________\ ____\/_____\ _______\ /__/_ :
: | \ ________ \ :
: |_________\ ._________| |_________. _ ________\ :
: | .. | :
: c o s m i c | \______________________/ | s i r c u s :
: _______ |____________________________| __________ :
: ._\__ / ______ _________ _______ ______ \ ___ / :
: | /__/_ _\____/_ __\____ / __\__ / _\___ \_\ /___/_ :
: | \ \ / _/_ /__/_ / \ \______ \ :
`--- - |_________\ \ / \ \ / \ ________\ - ---'
_ __________\ _/_______\ ________\ ________\g®m
.--- - -- --------------------- - -- -
__ __ _ _ : Bella den yndige terne
/ ___ __\_/__ __\ __ __ : er filmens fortryllende stjerne.
/___\\_//__ \ /-a-dOodLe-\__\\_\\_\ :
--- - -- ----------------------------' azky numba #17
.-------------------------------.
! !
¦ (((((((((((( ¦
¡ | __ | ¡
! ___ | \ _ | ___ !
¦ ____ \_____\_/____/ _____ ¦
¡ \ __ \____)(____/ __ / ¡
! \_\ _ (____) _ /_/ !
¦ \/ ____________ \/ ¦
¡ / / -- \ \ ¡
! \______ ______/ !
¦ /_____\ ¦g®m
____ _______ ___¡_____ ______ _______ _______¡_ ________ ____
.__\___\___ _ \ /__ _\_____\ / \ _\_______\ ___\___\___
| ________/// ..\ / \ / \ __/____ .. /\ \ / \ ________/
| \ \ _/\____\ /\ \ / \ \ \ __/ \ ___/ \ \ \
|_________\ ________\ __/\_____\ _/_____\ _______\ _______\ _\_______\ _______\
.--- - -- --------------------- - -- -
__ __ _ _ : Vil du leve et hundeliv med meg?
/ ___ __\_/__ __\ __ __ : Jeg skal streve et hundeliv for deg!
/___\\_//__ \ /-a-dOodLe-\__\\_\\_\ :
--- - -- ----------------------------' azky numba #18
__ _____ ________ _ ___________ ______ ____ .
_| |_ .___\___/_ _ / _ / _ \ \ ____
|_ .. _|| ______/_ __/ _/___ _ ___/ / /_____\_ \ / / ·
|(____)|| \ ///___ ///______/_ ____/// \/_ /__:
|______||_________\ __/_______\ ________\ ___/_____\ ___\/______\
._________ ________ _ _______ ___________ __________ :
| ____ / / _ \ _ / / issue # :
| /__/_ _ ____/___ /_____\ _ __/ _/___ /_____/s :
| ///___ \ ____/ ///___ \ \ xxxx :
|__________\ __/______\ ___/_____\ __/_______\ __\g®m-----------'
.--- - -- --------------------- - -- -
__ __ _ _ : Passopp fikk avslag. Han var jo fant
/ ___ __\_/__ __\ __ __ : hanbrukte hver krone til tøv og tant
/___\\_//__ \ /-a-dOodLe-\__\\_\\_\ :
--- - -- ----------------------------' azky numba #19
_ _ ____________ __ _
o .__________ \_______ \__________//_________ ___ _____ _________
.· °| _ /__\_____ \ __________/ ___ / \\___ \ _\______ \ ·.°.O
°Oo_|_____/ /_ / \ _ _ // / / /_ \ / \ _/__ \ O o°O
°·O\________/ \ / \ \_°o_/ / /_ /___/ \ \\/ \ _____/ \ °O·o
Oo·ol___________\ __/ \ _____/_____________\ ___\/ \ ___/ \o·O·
enigmaenigmaenigmae/________\aenigmaenigmaenigmaenig_ _______\ig/___g®m__\igm
.--- - -- --------------------- - -- -
__ __ _ _ : Og Bella dro bort med rivalen,
/ ___ __\_/__ __\ __ __ : som smisket og logret med halen
/___\\_//__ \ /-a-dOodLe-\__\\_\\_\ :
--- - -- ----------------------------' azky numba #20
._____________ _ _____________
| /_________ _________ _ _________ _______ ______g®m_ /
| _ / \ __ / \ __ / _ / __ \ __ / _ /
|_____/ / __\ /__/__ _\ /__/__ ___/ / / \ / /__ ____/ /
|\________/__ \____ \ \____ \ \_____/_ / \ /___/ \\_______/__
|____________\ __________\ _________\ _______\ __/_______\_________\__________\
.--- - -- --------------------- - -- -
__ __ _ _ : Han mistet helt sin melodi
/ ___ __\_/__ __\ __ __ : og søkte trøst på tivoli.
/___\\_//__ \ /-a-dOodLe-\__\\_\\_\ :
--- - -- ----------------------------' azky numba #21
.---------. .____________ _____ ____________ ____________
| _.-----| ° | __ /__\___ \ \ ___ / \ ___ /
O°| (/|____·| O· . | /______/ / \ __\____\ /_ __\____\ /_
.| | ___ _| ___/ / \ ____/ \ ____/ \
o `---------'_____(___))--___\g®m _____________\ ____________\ ____________\
/ \_____|_))
| _ \_ · V ._
| )__________/ . ° i__ ___ ____ __ __ ° ___ ___.
|_|(_ | o· l_ _/ \__ \__/ \ \/ / l_ \ //___¡
(_) | |__ ° ---' .___
____|_______/____ . ____ ___ / ° ___ _¡__/
(_________________) O \__/ \ //___ l_ \ //_______\
· o .
° . °
o · O . ·
·
.--- - -- --------------------- - -- -
__ __ _ _ : Men så gikk han inn for å lære
/ ___ __\_/__ __\ __ __ : et yrke, ja slik skal det være!
/___\\_//__ \ /-a-dOodLe-\__\\_\\_\ :
--- - -- ----------------------------' azky numba #22
._________ __________ ________ ___________ ____________ ___ ____________
| ___ / _ /__\______ \ _ / / __/_ ___ /
| \ /___/__ _ __/ /_ / \_ ___/ /_ /_______/ \ /____/_
| \__ ///____/ \ / ///_____/ \ \ \ \
|___________\ ________\ ___/______\ ________\ _____\ __________\ _________\
g®m ___ .________ _________ __________ ____________ ________
.___| |___.| _ ____/____ __\________\__\ _ / / _ /
| _ . . _ || \\\_/\_ \ // /_\ /____/_ /_______/_ ___/ /_
| (_______) || / \ \ ____//_/\ \_____ \ \ ///_____/ \
|___________||_____/\_______\ __\________\ _________\ _____\ _____________\
_ _\.
| | | legoking : Magz/grt^pst^sht
|___________| | legoslaves : · Grimlock/grt^sht · Zorro%%Mephisto/sht ·
| _____ |_| · chode/pst · clockwork/exc · akiro&dr.poop/dcs^scx^vty ·
) | (^)
| | | Norways 2nd fastest · nice staff · 0-2 days elite wares
| | |__
______|_______/[grotesticle whq]·[parasite nhq]·[shoot nhq]·[DigitalG. nhq]
.-------------------------------------------------------------------------.
: node 01 (28.8) : ++47 xx xx xx xx node 02 (28.8) : ++47 xx xx so on :
`-------------------------------------------------------------------------'
.--- - -- --------------------- - -- -
__ __ _ _ : Og siden dro han med lette skritt
/ ___ __\_/__ __\ __ __ : regelmessig på sparebankvisitt.
/___\\_//__ \ /-a-dOodLe-\__\\_\\_\ :
--- - -- ----------------------------' azky numba #23
c h
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l __/ .. \__ d
shoot nhq \_ \__/ _/ parasite nhq
.__________________________ _ ___/\____/\___ _ __________________________.
| (_|____/ \/ \____|_) |
| g e n e t i c / \ w a s t e |
!____________________________ _ (________) _ _____________________________!
/ \_|__||__|_/ \ g®m
grotesticle whq (_______)(_______) digital grafitti nhq
f r o m
.--- - -- --------------------- - -- -
__ __ _ _ : Han hadde et yrke - et sted å bo
/ ___ __\_/__ __\ __ __ : og nå fikk han: Ja - det kan du tro
/___\\_//__ \ /-a-dOodLe-\__\\_\\_\ :
--- - -- ----------------------------' azky numba #24
me --> _))_
./ \ hi hi hi hih i
----- -- | _ | høh!! kutt!! __ __ ____ ___ _
-- | /_\_ brenn!!mohaha! _ ___ _____// .-----------.
- ______ // \_) groaar!! _ __ _ _\ ___/\ | fytte |
-- \ __ (__o)__ snøft! __ ____ __( \\o___)___ fokkinx |
\_\/ ____ ___) drep! __ ) \. (__ ___ \ rakkern!|
---- / /_|_|\/ /\__||_/ | \ ______ (__) ____ ___|
( ( _._._. _ s < _ | ( / / (_ ------'
-- _\ \_|_|_|/( ik \/ \___ | / \/ /___/<-acid/afl^grt^ttl
( \_________) le _|| \ | | (_( \
-- \ _____\________((|| )_/ ----- | __ \_
\_____________________) -- | | ___/ ___
---- _/ \ || svooosj! - | | \ / \
/ __) || - | | \_ / _ \
----- / \_ -- | |________)/ / \ \
____ (_________________)_ -- ---- | | / \ \ _
/__ ) (______________ / )) | |__________/ \__\__/ \
\ \ / /g®m / / | | / (_______/
\ \ / / / / _. / _) /
\ \/ / / / | |------|||| /
(( \__/ / /_ | |_______¯¯_/
_/_/ (___ \___)g®m
/________/
_ __ _________________________________________________________________ __ _
.--- - -- --------------------- - -- -
__ __ _ _ : For lykken det er hus og hjem
/ ___ __\_/__ __\ __ __ : og barneflokken som vil frem...
/___\\_//__ \ /-a-dOodLe-\__\\_\\_\ :
--- - -- ----------------------------' azky numba #25
. ____ ____ _____ __________ _______ _ _______ ___ ______ __________
:_\__/_ \\ \ _\_____ /_____ __\___ / /____\ _\_____\ /
| \ _\\_ _ __ ____/ / .. \ /_/_ /_____/ / \ / \ /_____/
| \ \ \/ \\\_\\_____/ /____\ \ / \ \ ___/ \ / \ \
|________\ _\ /____\ _\ _ __________\ /______\ __\ __\_______\ _/_____\ _\g®m
: ...........\/....... ......... ...... ... ... ... ...................
: :................. : ... : ......: : : : : : : : : :..... ........ :
:..................: :...: :.: :........: :..: :.: :.: :......: :..........:
.--- - -- --------------------- - -- -
__ __ _ _ : Wasn't that a cute story??
/ ___ __\_/__ __\ __ __ : Ja, det var det jaggumeg...
/___\\_//__ \ /-a-dOodLe-\__\\_\\_\ :
--- - -- ----------------------------' azky numba #26
_____ __________ _______ _________
\ \ __________ __\_____ / ____\____ \ __\______ \
______\__ \ .. _\ / _/___ / \ / \
/ / \ _______\ \ / \ / \ / \
/______________\ _________\ __/_________\g®m________\ ___/_______\
.--- - -- --------------------- - -- -
__ __ _ _ : Juan er med i epilepsi desajn...
/ ___ __\_/__ __\ __ __ :
/___\\_//__ \ /-a-dOodLe-\__\\_\\_\ :
--- - -- ----------------------------' azky numba #27
______ ________ ___________ ____________
\ \ ___\_____ \ __\__________\ __\________ \
_____\__ \ / \ / \ / \
/ / \ / \ _____/ \ / \
g®m/______________\ ___________\ \_________\ _____/________\
_ ______\
.--- - -- --------------------- - -- -
__ __ _ _ : Juan er svensk... (m.a.o. ikke so
/ ___ __\_/__ __\ __ __ : smart..hihihihihihihihi)..nej da..
/___\\_//__ \ /-a-dOodLe-\__\\_\\_\ : jag bara fooler around...
--- - -- ----------------------------' azky numba #28
______ ____ _____ _________ __________
___/_ //.. /____/ /__\_____ /_\__ /
/ / ///_/// / / / / / /
/ /___/_ _ _/___/ / ______/ / / /
/__________////_________/___/______/ /_____/
_/ /___ _ _ _ __ ____/g®m
/______//__/// // j u a n / e ^ d
.--- - -- --------------------- - -- -
__ __ _ _ : Superduperramalamadingdongscoobi
/ ___ __\_/__ __\ __ __ : doopadoodledey.. hey, friend.
/___\\_//__ \ /-a-dOodLe-\__\\_\\_\ :
--- - -- ----------------------------' azky numba #29
______ _________
.___/ / _________ ______ ____________ ________ ____\___ __ \
_|__/_____/__ __\____ / __\___ \ _ / / / / \
\________ \ / _/_ / \ ___/ / /______/ .. / / \
| / \ / \ / \ /_____/ \ \____/ / / \
|_____/_______\__/_______\ ______ \ __\ ________\ ________/ __/________\
/_________\g®m
.--- - -- --------------------- - -- -
__ __ _ _ : bumble humble land.. hei, baffell.
/ ___ __\_/__ __\ __ __ : Du er egentlig ganske goodlooking..
/___\\_//__ \ /-a-dOodLe-\__\\_\\_\ :
--- - -- ----------------------------' azky numba #30
.... :··················thank·you·for·calling····:
: :..: .____ _____ ____ ____ ______ ______ : _ _________
: _ _|___/___ _\___ \ _\\_ _ ____/___ __/__:_ _ _____ / bumble
: \\\_______ \ / \ \ \/ \\\______ \ \ ///______/_ bee
: |________\ ______\ _\ /___\ _______\ _______\ ________\ land
: .____ _ __________ _______\/ .____ _____:_ _____ ____
_ _|___/___ _ _____ /_ _____ / | __/____ _\______\ _\___ \ __\___\___ _
\\\_______ ///______////______/_ | \ \ ___/ \ / \ _______///
g®m|________\ ________\ ________\ |_________\ __\_____\ _/____\ ______\
:......... :.......................
....: :
__((__ genetic waste grt^sht^pst ++47-hah-ah-aha :
./ _- \. basic instinct grt^afl ++47-638-28-335 :
| oO | :
| /\__/\ | :
__\______/__ ,___ :
\ _ _ /-----'_)-' :
|\/ call \/--------' :
|/________\ :
\|______| :
| || | :
___|_||_|___ ...:
\____\/____/ ·. ·
: .·
g®m.............................................................:·
.--- - -- --------------------- - -- -
__ __ _ _ : denne mannen er egentlig en klepto-
/ ___ __\_/__ __\ __ __ : pedo-pyro-man(nen i gata).. javel?
/___\\_//__ \ /-a-dOodLe-\__\\_\\_\ :
--- - -- ----------------------------' azky numba #31
. .
t h a n x f o r c a l l i n g
· ·
: bUMBLE bEE lAND :
¡ ¡
%%%%%%%% %%%%%%%%
|_______ _______|
/:· \ / ·:\
_/__ \../ __\_
(____________||____________)
|(_) || (_)|
| || |
_| || |_
________/ \_________/__\_________/ \________
\ ____ .___/ \___. ____ /
\ ( / | ( ) | \ ) /
\__/ /`---\______________/---'\ \__/
/ / \ \
/ / %%%%%%% %%%%%%% \ \
/ ./____________________________\. \
/ | | \
\ · %%%%%%%% · /
\_______________%%%%%%%%%%______________g®m
%%%%%%%%%%
c a l l b a c k s o o n , o k i ??
.--- - -- --------------------- - -- -
__ __ _ _ : Hvis du var en strømpe, og jeg
/ ___ __\_/__ __\ __ __ : en agurk, ville livet vært suppe?
/___\\_//__ \ /-a-dOodLe-\__\\_\\_\ :
--- - -- ----------------------------' azky numba #32
._____ _ _______ __ ______ _____ __________ .......
| / \ ___| |__ ___\____ \ _\___/_____\_____ / __:_... :
| __/_____ _ \\ _\ _ ,, \ / \ _ __ ______/ / /___/:...:
| \ \ (_____) \ \____/\ \ / \____\\\_\\_______/__ :......
|__________\ ________\ ________\ ___/____/ /________________\ :
....... .... _ ___/____/______ _______ _________ :
: ... :^loOniebin^........ : :...\\\__________ / / __ /..:
:...: :...........: :..: /___________/_______/____/____/g®m
.--- - -- --------------------- - -- -
__ __ _ _ : Master of no mercy, king of hate...
/ ___ __\_/__ __\ __ __ : The lord of the sinnsyke chaos!!
/___\\_//__ \ /-a-dOodLe-\__\\_\\_\ :
--- - -- ----------------------------' azky numba #33
__
._______ ____| |_____ ____________ _______________
| ___/_____ \ __\_______ / __\__________ / l o r d
g \ \ \ .. ___ \ / _/___ / / c h a o s
® \ \ \______\ \ / \ _____/ / ______
m_____\________\ ____________\ ____/_________\ _________/ _ _______) |
_____\____ ________ ____________ __ _____________ :
._\___ \ / ______/____ _\___________\ _____| |____ \ ___ / .
| /___\/__ \_______ \ / \ .. \ __\ /____/__
| \ \ / \ _____/ \ )_________( \ \_________ \ .
|__________\__\ ____/______\ ____/________\ ____________\ ______________\
\______ _ _ _
.--- - -- --------------------- - -- -
__ __ _ _ : Why do you have such a spooky
/ ___ __\_/__ __\ __ __ : handle? Why is that, maaaan??
/___\\_//__ \ /-a-dOodLe-\__\\_\\_\ :
--- - -- ----------------------------' azky numba #34
.__ _____ __________ _________ ___ ____ _________ _ ________ __
| \\___ \ __\_____ /_\____ _/___/__ _\__/_ \ ___ /_ /_| |__.
g _\ /_ __ _____/ / _____/ \\\__ \ \_\\ /__/ \ /_____/ .. |
® \ \/ \\\_\\______/_ \______/ / \ \ \_____ \ \ \____/ |
m___\ /____\ ________\ __\ _ ____/______\ _____\ _________\ __\ _________|
\/
.--- - -- --------------------- - -- -
__ __ _ _ : als = authorized lego system
/ ___ __\_/__ __\ __ __ : wanna be one? ask me for permission.
/___\\_//__ \ /-a-dOodLe-\__\\_\\_\ :
--- - -- ----------------------------' azky numba #35
l e e c h e d f r o m
.__ ____.____.______ .__. .______ _____ _____.______. _____ ___.
| _\\_ | |\ ___/_| |__ g| _/\_/_._\____|__\__ | | ___ /.__\__|_
| \ \/ | || |_\____ | __/_.®| / \ | __/// / | /____|/___/_| _____/
|__\ /_|____|_______|______|m|__/\___|___\__|___/___|___\ _ ______| ____|
\/ authorized lego system
the lowlifes nhq - encore hq - super mario bros whq
++47-ONLY-4-LEGODUDES
.--- - -- --------------------- - -- -
__ __ _ _ : En ting er sikkert : redningsvest!
/ ___ __\_/__ __\ __ __ : En ting skal jeg ha sagt : pølse!!
/___\\_//__ \ /-a-dOodLe-\__\\_\\_\ :
--- - -- ----------------------------' azky numba #36
___________ _______________
\ \ _______ _______ __________ ______ __\______ /
__\ \\___ \ __\_____ \ \ ___ /_\____/_ / /
__\ \\ \ / \ / \ _\ /___/_ \ /______/__
\ \\ \\ \\/ \ / \ \______ \ \ \
\_\\_\\_________\/_______\ _________\ _________\ g®m____\ ______________\
.--- - -- --------------------- - -- -
__ __ _ _ : nausea - noisy - naughty - eplepai.
/ ___ __\_/__ __\ __ __ : Maaaaaaaat! jaa! hvA? ??? åja??
/___\\_//__ \ /-a-dOodLe-\__\\_\\_\ :
--- - -- ----------------------------' azky numba #37
.--------------------------------------------------------- -- - ------.
: :
: · Scoopex and Vanity finnish headquarters! · :
: :
:________ _______ _______ ___________ __________ _______ :
._:\_____ \ __\______\___ _\____ \ \ __ / ___\____ /_\______\:__
| / \ / / \ _\ /____/__ _ ____/ / /
| / \ ______/ / \ \________ ///_______/__ ______/
|_____/_______\ \ _____\ __________g®m___________\ __________\ \ _____\
: _ ____\ _ ____\ :
: :
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: pc-lord · clone i.d/acs^scx :
: :
: amiga / consoles / hpa / mpeg :
: USR28.8k - 1.080mb :
: :
: ask staff or any elite-dude for the number/pw :
: :
`------ - -- ---------------------------------------------------------'
.--- - -- --------------------- - -- -
__ __ _ _ : Luv your mods...
/ ___ __\_/__ __\ __ __ : Call me!
/___\\_//__ \ /-a-dOodLe-\__\\_\\_\ :
--- - -- ----------------------------' azky numba #38
______ _________ _____ ________ _______
._\____ \ __\_____ /__\___ \ __\____ / \
g / \_ _____/ / / \ /_/_ \\ \
® / ///______/_ / \ / \ \______ \ __\ ___ ___ __ ___ ___
m___/______\ _______\ _________\ _/______\ ________\ \__\\· \\ \\__\_/_\
_ _ _ _ _ __________ _ _ _ _ _
\ \ \ \ \ ______/_/_/_/_/
\ \ \ \ \ / / / / /
\ \ \ \/ / / /
\ \ / /
\/
WE INTERUPT THIS PROGRAM FOR A SPECIAL REPORT ON COMICS
...hehe...
Here are some ascii-comics for all you loosers out there
(I mean, you HAVE to be a looser to like this =])
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Sorry for the norwegian, but it's pretty hard to transelate
these jokes into english..or french..or german..or bangladeshisk..
Here goes..
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_ _:_ ___ _____/ ________/_________/________/____________/ :
: [ f i l o s ] :
_________ b y :
___\_ / _____ _ ___________ _________ :
\_________/ / ___/___ ____ /__ / / __.____
| | .------ / / / /___/ / \/ / ---. (_______)
! _ : g®m / /___ / / \ / / '95 : __·'''''`_
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: | øi, dø!!! : __(_)-----_
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| | / ____) tralalala... | | | / ____) ---' _\__/ | |
| l_\____) -'____ jai ar| | l_\____)_____._____ \______| |
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| | _ \___| | glad! | || _ \___|___/ _/ ( | |
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| |aaaah..endli fikk | | NEEEI! Var det SÅNN | | | vært vitne til: |
| |jai gå i toalett! | | "do" du mente!!!?!? | | | |
| |___________________| Aiaiaiiai!! | | | -NegerPeger #01- |
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| | \____) _/ _ / | | |uten å være en|
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Hvis du lo av dem, så burde du vurdere å besøke en doktor or something...=]
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__ __ _ _ : Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
/ ___ __\_/__ __\ __ __ :
/___\\_//__ \ /-a-dOodLe-\__\\_\\_\ :
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__ __ _ _ : rasle, tasle..
/ ___ __\_/__ __\ __ __ :
/___\\_//__ \ /-a-dOodLe-\__\\_\\_\ :
--- - -- ----------------------------' azky numba #40
.______________ _________ ____________ _____________ ____
| __ / _ / \ __ / _ / ____| |_______
| / / ______/ / ___\ /_____/__ ______/ / ____.O____ /
| /_________/ \_______/__ \________ \ \_______/__ / ---- \ /
|_____\g®m _______________\ ______________\ __________\ _____________/
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oh no! | /___ ___\_______\ __\_____ / _ / \ ___ /
not.. | / \ / \ / _/_ ______/ /_ __\ /____/_
pese- | /\ \ ___/ \ / \ \_______/ \ \______ \
wares?? |____/\______\ ___\_______\ __/________\ ___________\ ___________\
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__ __ _ _ : Laimbrain og Blockhead lager
/ ___ __\_/__ __\ __ __ : Jungle module...
/___\\_//__ \ /-a-dOodLe-\__\\_\\_\ :
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__ __ _ _ : ..og så fikk jeg ikke engang
/ ___ __\_/__ __\ __ __ : høre en preview!! Life suxx!
/___\\_//__ \ /-a-dOodLe-\__\\_\\_\ :
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__ __ _ _ : Whadda hell iz s!k??
/ ___ __\_/__ __\ __ __ :
/___\\_//__ \ /-a-dOodLe-\__\\_\\_\ :
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·
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__ __ _ _ : My new group...
/ ___ __\_/__ __\ __ __ : Hi, all shoot members!! Luv you!
/___\\_//__ \ /-a-dOodLe-\__\\_\\_\ :
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__ __ _ _ : A pretty lame file_id, but
/ ___ __\_/__ __\ __ __ : so what?? I don't care!
/___\\_//__ \ /-a-dOodLe-\__\\_\\_\ :
--- - -- ----------------------------' azky numba #45
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__ __ _ _ : Keep on supporting grt-boards!
/ ___ __\_/__ __\ __ __ :
/___\\_//__ \ /-a-dOodLe-\__\\_\\_\ :
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__ __ _ _ : klapp, klapp, klapp, klapp...
/ ___ __\_/__ __\ __ __ :
/___\\_//__ \ /-a-dOodLe-\__\\_\\_\ :
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__ __ _ _ : Slummy is a "strip-teaser"...
/ ___ __\_/__ __\ __ __ : and we just love his body!
/___\\_//__ \ /-a-dOodLe-\__\\_\\_\ :
--- - -- ----------------------------' azky numba #48
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: | .. | se hans strippe show på The Party 5!!
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__ __ _ _ : smb???
/ ___ __\_/__ __\ __ __ :
/___\\_//__ \ /-a-dOodLe-\__\\_\\_\ :
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__ __ _ _ : so far, so good - so what?
/ ___ __\_/__ __\ __ __ :
/___\\_//__ \ /-a-dOodLe-\__\\_\\_\ :
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__ __ _ _ : tired of writing
/ ___ __\_/__ __\ __ __ :
/___\\_//__ \ /-a-dOodLe-\__\\_\\_\ :
--- - -- ----------------------------' azky numba #51
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__ __ _ _ : tired of typing
/ ___ __\_/__ __\ __ __ :
/___\\_//__ \ /-a-dOodLe-\__\\_\\_\ :
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__ __ _ _ : tired of everything..
/ ___ __\_/__ __\ __ __ : btw : hi, magz!
/___\\_//__ \ /-a-dOodLe-\__\\_\\_\ :
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__ __ _ _ : te ærr ess i
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/___\\_//__ \ /-a-dOodLe-\__\\_\\_\ :
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__ __ _ _ : I like this one
/ ___ __\_/__ __\ __ __ :
/___\\_//__ \ /-a-dOodLe-\__\\_\\_\ :
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__ __ _ _ : I dislike this one
/ ___ __\_/__ __\ __ __ :
/___\\_//__ \ /-a-dOodLe-\__\\_\\_\ :
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__ __ _ _ : Good luck with wonderland,
/ ___ __\_/__ __\ __ __ : Fuzz.... Looking 4ward 2 call!
/___\\_//__ \ /-a-dOodLe-\__\\_\\_\ :
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| / \ \ _\___ \ __\____\___ _ ____ / _____ / : :..:
| /\ \ \\ \ / \._________////_____/_ \__ _/_ :....
|____/\_______\ ______\ _/_____g®m /___\ __________\ __/_____\ _:___
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__ __ _ _ : nice ascii-dudes.. maybe we shall
/ ___ __\_/__ __\ __ __ : make an asciidude colly?..hehehe..
/___\\_//__ \ /-a-dOodLe-\__\\_\\_\ :
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| / \ /___/ \ \ \ / \ ____/ \ \ \ \ \\____/__
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__ __ _ _ : Kill all the white people, then
/ ___ __\_/__ __\ __ __ : we'll be free!..from what?
/___\\_//__ \ /-a-dOodLe-\__\\_\\_\ :
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__ __ _ _ : zorro er moro
/ ___ __\_/__ __\ __ __ : - norwegian "joke"..
/___\\_//__ \ /-a-dOodLe-\__\\_\\_\ :
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__ __ _ _ : Haisann, Vapour.. nice chatting
/ ___ __\_/__ __\ __ __ : with you..
/___\\_//__ \ /-a-dOodLe-\__\\_\\_\ :
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main sennepscii......................................grimlock/grt^sht (g®m)
guest fisciis.......................................countzero/ArtCore (c0!)
........................................................nup!/Proarts (nUp!)
...............................................jesus/HimmelriketDezign(js!)
QUIZ : FIND THE FAKE ASCII-ARTIST!
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acid : vi dreper magz!! ofrer han til legoguden vår!!
: .. på en annen side så var det du som var LAT!!!!
aerosoul : internet lames forever! ok, I will get an internet
: account.. I'll mail you something. Talk with
: Spin, will you?
arcane : how many do you swap with? Just wonder.. I have
: made you some asciis..at last! ehhe.. Why am I
: writing this messy in english? Aner ikke..
baffle! : velkommen til vår varme hule! Håper du vil trives.
: Våre rompehull er tilgjengelige for deg 24 timer i
: døgnet, vet du.. heehhe... smask!
blockhead : nice seeing you after all these years (..)!!
devil and raven : are you mad at me?? =) Reply the messy!
føss : daaa! daaa!! daaattaadara!!! hei..og baluba!
: Lykke til med livet og basen og alt annet som er
: viktig for deg!!!! "fres" on!! Tjooobiingss!
jedi : nice talking with you... by phone. Din herlige
: stavanger dialekt gikk rett inn i hjertet mitt.
: mail me a letter or something soon.
jesus : wanna swap?
juice : pussy-juice was always my favourite. stinking bad
: jokes on the internet rules..
kingpin : olms forever!! Vi MÅ bare release en dikt-colly
: en gang!! JA! Var det du eller jeg som sa majones?
krypton&lordchaos: nice being in the same group.. mail me something..
laimbrain : haps, din net-pøbel! :) Usa lady? Najs! Sjarmøren!
ludde(r) : hei, min lille kosebamse.. heeh... hyggelig å ha
: deg med.. vi vil få det artig, du og jeg!
magz : acid synes du er dum! det var faktisk acid som
: skulle spre de phukkins filene!! ..men på en annen
: side så var Daniel L·a·T!!! :)
niggerjack : koslig å ha deg med, alltid artig med nye senge-
: kamerater, if you know whaddam saying? thihi..
nirvana : heter du vana eller nirvana? selv synes jeg vana
: er kult, men på en annen side er jeg mest vant til
: nirvana. jaja.. it's up to you.. tegn on!
nup! : Welcome! Duck Squad rules! So do you!! Cuteass! =]
per christian : hehe.. sukkett-sniffing makes you high, ey??
pudding : where are those mods you promised to send??
mormor og morfar : kan dere kjøpe melk og nugatti til meg??
neurodancer : I was very stressed the first time you called me.
: I was going to that party you know.. hehe.. call
: me back some day. Nice to see you at the Grt
: boards in Norway. Did you like the cd's I sent
: you??..and the tape?
slummy : woooah!! I got sooo turned on by you strip-show!
: Why didn't I bring a camera along with me? Oh,
: WHY?!?!?!? Vi vil ha mer! Vi vil ha mer!
stratos! : you are even more gay than I am!! ¦) Vi må besøke
: Terminal Silence engang.. han har lyst på deg..
superted : congratulations with the party-victory!! Du er
: virkelig en kosebamse i supermann drakt..
terminal silence : hehe.. anal-legodude-fucking rules.. 4000 lines?
no prob!! I'll just do as you did, include a
colly..or two. =)
traitor : Welcome!! Your board is now FINHQ! Sounds nice....
The rest : sorry.. but there's really no need for a messy this time..
odyssey'95 greets:
baffle · fuzz · superted · viper · acid · magz & friend
morgoth · slummy & friend · ludde(r) · electrolux · jorun · arcane
+ the pese lamer who stole vipers modem!!
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· ·
. .
: request-support this time came from :
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akiro&dr.poop · arcane · archangel · baffle · chris · decoder
fuzz · infusion · macho · neurodancer · nicko
: rahiem · slummy · vapour · xcluziwe:
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: thanx for believing in me! :
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..during this colly
protracker : neurodancer superted jorun laimbrain blockhead braintumour
cd/mc/lp : bob dylan jimi hendrix kraftwerk burzum the doors a.cooper
faith no more
live : some local bands
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.-these are the--- - -
: _ . _ _, 03.07 - 02.08
: !\/¡ O \ / ° __ (____
: · | ° \/ l_ (_/_, __/ I watched during the making of this colly
: _ (like you care..)
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: : :
A Bronx Tale :A/D:92: Robert De Niro, Lillo Brancato ( 4 )
Assassin, The :A/T:93: BridgetFonda,DermotMulroney,GabrielByrne (4/5)
Bad Girls : W :94: Andie MacDowell, Drew Barrymoore
: : : Madeline Stowe, Mary Stuart Masterson (4/3)
Blood Brothers : A :93: Clark Johnson, Mia Korf (3/2)
Blue Steel : T :89: Jamie Lee Curtis, Ron Silver (4/3)
Bodies,Rest&Motion : D :93: Tim Roth, Bridget Fonda, Eric Stoltz ( 4 )
Bodyguard, The :R/T:92: Kevin Costner, Whitney Houston, Gary Kemp (4/5)
Chaplin : D :9x: Robert Downey Jr, Antony Hopkins, (4/5)
: : : Dan Akroyd, James Woods, Kevin Kline
China Syndrome, The:T/D:79: Michael Douglas, Jane Fonda, Jack Lemmon (5/4)
Clear&PresentDanger: A :94: Harrison Ford, Anne Archer, Willem Dafoe (4/5)
Cobra : A :8x: Sylvester Stallone, Birgitte Nielsen ( 3 )
Coctail :C/D:88: Tom Cruise (4/5)
Curacao : T :93: George C. Scott, William Petersen (1/2)
Dave : C :93: Kevin Kline, Sigourney Weaver (4/5)
Dennis The Menace : C :93: WalterMatthau,MasonGamble,ChristopherLloyd(3/2)
Die Hard 3 :A/C:94: BruceWillis,SamuelL.Jackson, (5/6)
EdMcB. 87thPrecinct: T :95: Randy Quaid, Alec McArthur, Eddie Jones ( 4 )
Flinch : T :94: Judd Nelson, Gina Gershon, Nick Mancuso ( 4 )
Ford Fairlane :A/C:90: AndrewDiceClay,EdO'Neill,PriscillaPresley ( 4 )
Frank and Jesse : W :94: Rob Lowe, Bill Paxton (3/4)
GettingEvenWithDad : C :93: Macaulay Culkin, Ted Danson ( 4 )
Greedy : C :94: Michael J. Fox, Kirk Douglas, Nancy Travis( 5 )
Highlander 3 :Adv:94: Christopher Lambert, Mario Van Peebles ( 4 )
InterviewWithDaVamp: T :94: Tom Cruise, Brad Pitt, Christian Slater ( 5 )
In The Army Now : C :94: Pauly Shore, Lori Petty, David Alan ( 4 )
Kalifornia : T :93: Brad Pitt, Juliette Lewis, ( 4 )
: : : David Duchovny, Michelle Forbes
Little Odessa :A/T:94: Tim Roth, Edward Furlong, Moira Kelly ( 3 )
Malice : T :93: Alec Baldwin, Nicole Kidman, Bill Pullman (4/5)
Midnight Run :A/C:88: Robert De Niro, ( 5 )
Mr. Saturday Night :C/D:9x: Billy Crystal (4/3)
Mr.Wonderful :R/C:93: Matt Dillon (4/3)
Mrs. Parker and.. : D :94: Jennifer Jason Leigh, Matthew Broderick ( 4 )
MurderInDaHeartland:T/D:93: Tim Roth, Brian Dennehy, Randy Quaid ( 4 )
MusicOfChance,The :T/D:93: James Spader, Mandy Patinkin (4/3)
Natural Selection : T :93: C. Thomas Howell, Lisa Zane ( 4 )
Nattevakten : T :94: Don't remember ( 5 )
Night And The City :A/D:92: Robert De Niro, Jessica Lange ( 4 )
Party Animals : C :94: Jeremy Piven, Chris Young (3/2)
Pelican Brief, The : T :9x: Julia Roberts, Denzel Washington ( 5 )
PhiladelphiaExper.2:Adv:93: Brad Johnson (2/3)
Prét-á-Porter :C/D:94: Kim Basinger, Julia Roberts, Tim Robbins ( 4 )
Reality Bites :R/D:94: Winona Ryder, Ethan Hawke, Ben Stiller ( 5 )
Ricochet : T :91: Denzel Washington, John Lithgow, Ice T ( 5 )
Robocop 3 :A/F:93: Peter Weller, Nancy Allen, Robert Burke (3/4)
Robocop - The Pilot:A/F:94: Richard Eden, Cliff De Young, Yvette Nipar(2/3)
Serial Mom : C :94: Kathleen Turner, Ricki Lake, Sam Waterson (5/4)
Silent Fall : T :94: RichardDreyfuss,LindaHamilton,JohnLithgow (5/4)
Striking Distance : T :93: Bruce Willis, Sarah Jessica Parker (4/5)
Talk Radio : D :88: Eric Bogosian, Alec Baldwin, Ellen Greene (5/4)
Teenwolf : C :85: Michael J. Fox, James Hapton (1/2)
ThreeMusketeers,The:A/K:93: CharlieSheen,KieferSutherland,OliverPlatt (3/2)
Unforgiven : W :92: ClintEastwood,GeneHackman,MorganFreeman ( 5 )
WarOfTheRoses, The : C :89: MichaelDouglas,KathleenTurner,DannyDeVito (4/5)
WeekendAtBernies 2 : C :9x: Don't remember (4/3)
WhereTheDayTakesYou:A/D:92: Laura Flynn Boyle, Sean Astin (3/4)
With Honors :C/D:93: Joe Pesci, Brendan Fraser, Moira Kelly ( 5 )
: : : Patrick Dempsey, Josh Hamiltion
Wrong Man, The : T :92: JohnLithgow,RosannaArquette,KevinAnderson ( 3 )
YoungAmericans, The: T :93: Harvey Keitel, John Wood, Keith Allen ( 2 )
A = Action F = Futuristic T = Thriller
Adv = Adventure H = Horror W = Western
C = Comedy M = Musical SF = Science Fiction
D = Drama R = Romantic (x) = Rate
58 movies in 30 days!
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og nå....
en aldri så liten..
· t a n k e v e k k e r ·
a poem by Kingpin and me!!!
made online at Checkpoint 07.07.95
(sorry! text written in norwegian..)
"RitzCrackers"
.________________. .________________.
| |ritz crackers er salte| |
| |men nokså gode| |
| |hva med pepper?, sa mor| |
| |det var bare en okse sa far| |
|________________|okse, skrek petrus, og gjemte seg|________________|
.________________ jeg melket feil sa lola.________________
| __ |juret var en tiss, og fysj'a meg| __ |
| _________/ |det var vondt men godt| _________/ |
| / |rart, i grunn.. lille meg| / |
| /______________|det var samme farge| /______________|
|________\ nå er jeg ei lenger trang|________\
.________________.mø sa kua.________________.
| |kua, sa petrus, var det ikke en okse?| |
| _ _ |men oxo en okse| _ _ |
| / .. \ |okse, ja, og klødde seg hardt| / .. \ |
|/______________\|men ikke for hardt|/______________\|
|________________|faren til petrus hadde bart|________________|
._________________men gjorde ikke noe for oksen._________________
| __ /oksen hadde ei en bart| __ /
| _________/ / men tom for melk| _________/ /
| / / mustasjen falt av i en fei| / /
| /___________/__.melkbart sa far| /___________/__.
|________________|og slo petrus i magen|________________|
.____ ___________.og i hodet.____ ___________.
| \\_____ |to ganger| \\_____ |
| _\ __ / |til hodet var mykt| _\ __ / |
| \ \\// |mykere enn en madrass| \ \\// |
| \ \/ |enn en svamp| \ \/ |
|______\ /______|enn en annen svamp|______\ /______|
._______\/_______.og det likte far._______\/_______.
| |faren er i far, sa farfar| |
| |sa oldfar| |
| |men oldfar var død for mange herrens år| |
| |men man hørte hans stemme alikevel| |
|________________|mmmmm......ritz crackers, ja.....|________________|
__ __
\ /diktet handler om krigen i bosnia, hvor kua representer bosnia,\ /
\ / og petrus representerer serbia.. krigen gjenspeiler \ /
\/ seg i ritz crackers. Den dype meningen finner dere ved å skrive \/
/\ om diktet til gammel-gotisk, lese det baklengs og analysere det /\
/ \ utifra resultatet dere da får. / \
/ __\NO^SHIT·NO^SHIT·NO^SHIT·NO^SHIT·NO^SHIT·NO^SHIT·NO^SHIT·NO^SHIT/__ \
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oki, enough pjatt.
wanna request my asciis?
Then call:
++35
Nausea · Zillion Hours
++45
Bodycount · Northern Palace · Skytower
++46
Asylum · Flashback
++47
Basic Instinct · Checkpoint · Genetic Waste · Total Panic
Use the order door or write a messy to Grimlock! or [·g®m&mGz·]
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· ·· r e s p e c t s ·· ·
phase · stylez · acid kid · jedi · elfin! · mogue · stratos! · zygote
nup · pay · u-man · snuffy · skize · behemoth · gozz · xcluziwe · desoto
terminal silence · tbm · fatal · zombie · juan · chrombacher · 2fast
+ the rest of you active artists....
..and of course woober and buzz wipe...=)
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a r
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b call s
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\ ___| /\ (.°o°· ) /\ |___ /
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: \ /m :
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: \____________________/g :
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: grotesticle : :
: :
: Basic Instinct acid/afl^grt ++47-ONLY-4-LEGODUDES :
: Bumble Bee Land baffle!/grt^hny^vsg ++47-ONLY-4-LEGODUDES :
: Genetic Waste magz/grt^pst^sht ++47-ONLY-4-LEGODUDES :
: Zillion Hours traitor/grt^lsd ++47-ONLY-4-LEGODUDES :
: :
: shoot : :
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: Another World voyage/sht ++49-ONLY-4-MUSHROOMS :
: Brain Crash krypton/sht ++49-ONLY-4-MUSHROOMS :
: Cosmic Circus generation/sht ++49-ONLY-4-MUSHROOMS :
: Genetic Waste magz/grt^pst^sht ++47-ONLY-4-MUSHROOMS :
: Hallucinative Coma secrefice/sht ++49-ONLY-4-MUSHROOMS :
: Homeboys Inn zorro/sht ++49-ONLY-4-MUSHROOMS :
: :
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grotesticle are :
acid - baffle! - blockhead - grimlock - jorun - laimbrain - ludde
magz - niggerjack - nirvana - nup! - plusspant - stratos!
superted - traitor
- der andre når bunnen, graver vi videre -
WE ARE N O T A PURE ASCII GROUP, GOD DAMN IT!
shoot are :
donald - duke - fox - generation - gravedancer - grimlock - hobbit
jaywalker - krypton - lord chaos - magz - meikel - quickfinger
raimes! - secrefice - shamrock - slime - sonic - steve
subtrance - tomato kid - voyage -zorro
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god forced you to watch
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\____________\ _________/__________/
my 8th collection (so far)
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|_____|__|__|_____|_____|_____|__|__|_____|_____| _ ______________________|
g®m|______________|
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