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Well, welcome again to another asc²-© by the man also known as
"The Lumberjack!"
It seems like only a week ago I'd released my first one!
(but that's probably bcoz it is!)
Anywayz, enuff crap...
This time around I decided to make some "rEADY-2-uSE" board ads,
in addition to the regulair ads! -> I'll leave that 2 the sysops!:)
Again you'll only find dutch boards in this colly...
Maybe sumday, sumwhere, I'll make a foreign 1 2!
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Life's a piece of shit,
When you look at it,
Life's a laugh and death's a joke, it's true.
You'll see it's all a show,
Keep 'em laughing as you go.
Just remember that the last laugh is on you.
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nIGHT tOWN }-R2UA!
bOONDOCKS }-R2UA!
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[.sOUTHERN tRIBE..]
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Jesus died for your sins. Make it worth his time. |
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Sex is like a bridge game; |
if you have a good hand no partner is needed. |
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___ /\___ «*»·-=[ BOONDOCKS ]=-·«*» ___/\ ___
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___ /\___ «*»·-=[ THE ALTAR OF SACRIFICE ]=-·«*» ___/\ ___
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If at first you don't succeed, work for Microsoft. |
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:l___/ /____ /____ /___ /__ ·/____ /___/ ·/____ / ¦
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·| ____/ __|____ Y \_ | \_ __\________ \_ ¦¦ fOUR! nODEZ!! ¦
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Never hit a man with glasses; hit him with your fist. |
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___ /\___ «*»·-=[ STALLION ]=-·«*» ___/\ ___
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·l_____ \_ \_ Y \_ __|____ __|____ \_ | \_ \ \_ ¦
·| / / / _ / \ / \ / / | / / ¦
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`----\___/---\__/----\___/----\___/----\___/--\___/----\___/----\___/sCf!
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I know where I'm going... I just can't remember how to get there. |
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___ /\___ «*»·-=[ TOTAL CONFUSION ]=-·«*» ___/\ ___
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l__ /____ /__ /___/ ·/____ /
\___/ \___/ \___/ \___/ \___/sCf!
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You can never tell which way the train went by looking at the tracks. |
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___ /\___ «*»·-=[ CYCLONE ]=-·«*» ___/\ ___
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`----\___/----\___/----\___/----\___/----\___/----\___/----\___/sCf!'
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SDRAWKCAB spelled backwards is backwards. |
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___ /\___ «*»·-=[ THE LAST RESORT ]=-·«*» ___/\ ___
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\____ ______\ \_ ____\_ : \_ |_______ \_ ________ ___/ :
.·| \_ \ \_ __\____ ¦ .| __|____ Y \____ \_ \_ ¦
::| / __ / \ / ¦ :| \ / _ / / / ¦
¦:l__ /___/ /____ /::.¦ ¦l____ /___/ /____ ·/___ /::.¦
`---\___/----\___/----\___/----' `----\___/----\___/----\___/---\___/----'
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:| \ / \ / / | / \ / /. ¦
¦l____/ /____ /____ ·/____ ·/___/ /___ /::.¦
`-----\___/----\___/----\___/----\___/----\___/---\___/sCf!'
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Nothing is better than Sex. |
Masturbation is better than nothing. |
Therefore, Masturbation is better than Sex. |
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___ /\___ «*»·-=[ RUINS OF WISDOM ]=-·«*» ___/\ ___
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_____________._______________._________________ __ ___________________·
\_ ___ \_ \ \______\_ \ \_ _______//\_\\_ \_ ______/:
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:| \ / / / / / /::. | | / \ . ¦
¦l____/ /____ /__ ·/__\ /____ /:::::.l____ /____\::.¦
`-----\___/----\___/--\___/----\___/----\___/--sCf!-----\___/---------'
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I'd like to meet the man who invented sex |
and see what he's working on now. |
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___ /\___ «*»·-=[ ESTA LOCO ]=-·«*» ___/\ ___
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Don't put off for tomorrow what you can do today, because if you enjoy |
it today you can do it again tomorrow. |
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___ /\___ «*»·-=[ WORLD OF ELITE ]=-·«*» ___/\ ___
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____.______________________________._________ _ _ ___________________·
\_ \ \_ \_ ___ \_ |\_ \_ \\\\_ \_ _____/:
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______________________ _____________________________
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You can get more of what you want with a kind word and a gun than you |
can with just a kind word. |
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___ /\___ «*»·-=[ SOUTHERN TRIBE ]=-·«*» ___/\ ___
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If at first you don't succeed, give up, no use being a damn fool.|
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College is like a woman; you work so hard to get in, |
and nine months later you wish you'd never come. |
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`-T-H-E-÷-A-L-T-A-R-÷-O-F-÷-S-A-C-R-I-F-I-C-E-'
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¦ .¦uSeD.sTuFF.2.: aMiGA 1200 w/120mB sHiT ¦. ¦
¦ :¦uSeD.sTuFF.3.: lArGE aMoUNTS oF eRhMMMM.... ¦: ¦
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|:::::::..:pErS.mSgZ.1.: jENNIE/dIFFUSION (Sorry 'Bout Dlay!):..:::::::|
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:pErS.mSgZ.3.: mICHEL rIGO! (Same As Above!) :
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sPeCIAL.tHaNKS.2.: rADAVI/eFFECT!
(Thnx For The Wicked Quotes Man!!!)
aNd.2.: dELITE/lPS/cRY!
(For the xtra askii!)
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For ordering/requests... contact me at one of these -EDGE- boards!
(NUP required) sTICKY fINGERS +31-713-20878 (NUP required)
pREMIUM +46-243-87645
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.oR yOU cAN cONTACT mE aT mOST oF tHE mAJOR dUTCH bOARDz!.
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And yez... I've forgotten some boards & requests, but I just didn't feel
like making any more 2day!
So all you other guys will get them via pv-msg!
Sorry, but I feel like shit (not that I know how it feels!)
(well, my shoes do! .. but sadly enuff,
I haven't trained them to speak yet!)
(which is strange when you think of it.... training shoes...:)
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¦ I'm a lumberjack and I'm okay, ¦
: I sleep all night and I work all day. :
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Chorus: He's a lumberjack and he's okay, |
| He sleeps all night and he works all day. |
¦ ¦
: I cut down trees, I eat my lunch, :
¦ I go to the lavatory. ¦
¦ On Wednesdays I go shopping ¦
: And have buttered scones for tea. :
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Mounties: He cuts down trees, he eats his lunch, |
| He goes to the lavatory. |
¦ On Wednesdays he goes shopping ¦
: And has buttered scones for tea. :
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Chorus: He's a lumberjack and he's okay, |
| He sleeps all night and he works all day. |
¦ ¦
: I cut down trees, I skip and jump, :
¦ I like to press wild flowers. ¦
¦ I put on women's clothing, ¦
: And hang around in bars. :
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Mounties: He cuts down trees, he skips and jumps, |
| He likes to press wild flowers. |
¦ He puts on women's clothing, ¦
: And hangs around in bars. :
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Chorus: He's a lumberjack and he's okay, |
| He sleeps all night and he works all day. |
¦ ¦
: I cut down trees, I wear high heels, :
¦ Suspendies and a bra. ¦
¦ I wish I'd been a girlie, ¦
: Just like my dear pappa. :
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Mounties: He cuts down trees, he wears high heels? |
| Suspendies...and a bra? |
¦ ¦
: ...he's a lumberjack and he's okay, :
¦ He sleeps all night and he works all day. ¦
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¦ ...he's a lumberjack and he's OKAAAAAAAAAAYYY.¦
¦ He sleeps all night and he works all day. ¦
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