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Introduction:
On a dark day somewhere in Holland the three biggest weirdo's of the
Dutch scene came together and released an awesome alternative crap
ascii collection. Outside it was thundering and storming but inside
the beer was flying everywhere. Suddenly a large elephant enters the
SMOS ascii centre and our three legendary heroes decide to fuck it
but the elephant said he can only be fucked after viewing a SMOS
alternative ascii collection....... Where the fuck does this story end ?
Who knows ? Just watch and laugh.... And to all you hot shot ascii artists:
HOW ABOUT THIS FOR A BREAKFAST ? It's a hell lot better then egg and bacon.
<SPOOKY SOUND.VOC> . .
. . .
. <HOWLING WIND.VOC>
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ON THE FIFTEENTH OF FEBRUARY 1997:
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present a new alternative ascii art collection under the SMOS art label called:
Conehead .
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will you marry me? / O\ /o \ no i hate you !
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on sunday-morning
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)_ ____ __ ____ ___ _ _ _
It's the end dudes.... Hope you all enjoyed this shit. We certainly
enjoyed making it ! hehe This colly will remember us spending hours and
hours sitting in this boring room at college with nothing else to do then
trade and make ascii's ! :)
All art was made by Monzter, Twenty-one and -ApC- from SMOS ! The smos
logo above was made by Insane Madman.
The shit was put together by -ApC who's typing this shit now.
We wanted to release this pack earlier but because of many delays and
alot of other shit we couldn't get it finished before now.
l8rs,
-ApC- : A Perfect Craziness / SMOS coordinator.
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We had to listen to alot of music during the creation of this pack, music
like: DEFTONES, SLAYER, VENOM, ZZTOP, MOTORHEAD, KORN, CROWBAR, DOWN,
SOD, MOD, BACH, AC/DC, PARADISE LOST, THIN LIZZY, IRON MAIDEN, METALLICA,
DISMEMBER, THE EXPLOITED, MINISTRY, WARGASM, NORMAAL, SEPULTURA, NIRVANA,
FIGHT, JUDAS PRIEST, MARCO BORSATO, GEORGE THOROGOOD, GUNS AND ROSES, SIX
FEET UNDER, DEICIDE, TOM PETTY and alot of other shit...
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Greetings to: Hurrican (thanx for the dedication !), E., my neighbours,
Sectorcharger (howdy LAMA), Taz devil (long time no chat),
Insane Madman (thanx for the ascii), Squizzy (Howdy), Philix,
Squadron, Poison, 2 Stoned, Sal1, Muad'dib, Germanator, Loppy,
Stormtrooper, Stephanie 'porno' king, Black hell, Devil's eye,
Santa (keep on supplying), Blackhawk, Tomtom, Liberator, nl1nwj,
Stormtrooper, Sysopkiller, Axeblade, Fireflood, Zack, Alien A,
nl0mar, nl0jac, nl1vhp, nl0rbs, cb1kwz, Satan's Fire, Zen, Zenke,
Papa, Alphatron and all i've forgotten and all ascii artists.
REMEMBER THAT METAL RULES ! FUCK HOUSE FUCK HIP HOP, FUCK RAVE, FUCK GABBER,
FUCK TRANCE, DUCK DISCO, FUCK HARDCORE, FUCK OPERA, FUCK COMMERCIAL SHIT.
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C O N E H E A D S M O S G A M E S M E M B E R S
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* SmoZZeboS, -ApC-, Hurrican *
TomTom La tulipe, Monzter, Alien A, Squadron, Poison,
Stormtrooper, Twenty-one, Sir Whatley, Philix, Miss Misty,
2 stoned, Chester Cheetah, Gebr. Temmes, Stephanie 'Porno' King, Santa,
Blackhawk, Liberator, MACKer MD-90's, Zenke & Samick.
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C O N E H E A D S M O S G A M E S B B S S Y S T E M S
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* CALL THE SMOS OFFICIAL WHQ - EXOGROOVE! *
<> +31-(0)71-5316805 SYSOP: HURRICAN <>
* CONNECT RISE OF HELL THE EUROPEAN HEADQUARTERS *
<> +31-(0)40-2070007 SYSOP: SQUADRON/POISON <>
<> +31-(0)40-2070008 (ISDN) <>
* GIVE A RING TO TECHNODROME THE SMOS DANISH HEADQUARTERS *
<> +45-CHANGED!! SYSOP: PHILIX <>
* KICK THE DOOR AND CALL TRAPDOOR THE SMOS SWEDISH HEADQUARTERS *
<> +46-47812728 SYSP: SAMICK <>
* GIVE A CALL TO PUBLIC HANGING - A SMOS MEMBER BOARD ! *
<> +31-(0)547-261154 SYSOP: 2 STONED <>
* VISIT THE NORTHPOLE AND CALL SANTA'S - A SMOS MEMBER BOARD ! *
<> +31-(0)595-552780 SYSOP: SANTA <>
LEAVE MAIL TO SMOZZEBOS IF YOU WANNA BE LISTED HERE TOO WITH YOUR BBS !
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Contact smos by writing an Email to Monzter@eol.nl or leave a message to
ApC, Hurrican or Monzter at any bbs in Holland.
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: /____ / / / / / /____ /
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|/____/ / / /_________/____/ |
|_______ /____/ _conehead smos ascii art__|
presents a new alternative ascii collection
called: THE ART OF CRAP AND HOW TO FUCK AN
ELEPHANT ! By -ApC-, Monzter and Twenty one
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