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Tue Feb 27 17:15:08 1996
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I hate all the bbs addis over and under. Stop it!
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| ascii norge gives ya a new story! |
| top sekret! story snatched up from two |
| people on the street! This macabro and |
| spedalske conversation is food for the |
| magesyre. you feel not like the zero you |
| usally are when you am reading this! |
| greetings to : bamiga sector 1 - defjam -|
| il scuro - ackerlight - northstar - kent |
| team - the band - red sector & tristar ! |
| we dont know u. but you are føkking good |
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/________\___/ /___________\ dIP RomP!
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the legendarry acii norge are back too present a new prodduktion!
this time its ascii norge's storry secskion that is presenting you
a story against herr diarè and fru lorkenschnell. this file is nott
for peaople under 18 yers old! its conteining dangerus lorking
and radioaktiw ingredienses.
[diplomat rompelikker & snabel-harrry & rusken / ascii norge]
[presents]
[samtale mellom herr diarèlikker og fru lorkenschnell]
[let's go]
[this is funn]
[don't give upp]
[the shov starting in 5 sekonds]
[5]
[4]
[3]
[2]
[vi orker ikke mer.. her kommer den]
hr diarè : jammen lyser ikkje månen fint idag.
fr lork : jo, månen din har ikke vært blankere polert noen gang.
hr diarè : å, klapp kjeften din, bitch
fr lork : Fy! Tenk å snakke slik til puddellorken min
puddel : VOFF LOFF LOOORK!
fr lork : å, næææ, se lille $u$$eba$$en min lorka fortauet bruuunt, åå.. flink
lorker.
hr diarè : erru helt på trynet, det beistet kan da ikke forpeste landet vårt på
den måten...
puddel : VOFF LOFF
hr diarè : neimen, så sannelig.. dette lukter som en lork årgang 1830, klasse 2!
Det har jeg ikke likka på århundrer!
fr lork : hva er det du driver med? legger deg ned på bakken og .. LIKKER??!?!?!
hr diarè : SLuurp!! SLAFS!! LIKKE... Sikle.. Slikk.. mmmmmmmmmmm!!!MM!M!MM!M!
puddel : dåån!
fr lork : SE! han har likket opp hele den saftige megalorken din, puddellork.
hr diarè : Raaaaaaap! en sånn en kan jeg simpelthen ikke misse! kan jeg få KJØPE
bikkelorken din?
fr lork : jeg har allerede 10 poser fulle av lork fra $u$$eba$$en min, du kan
kjøpe dem for...
hr diarè : JAAAA! JAAAAA! JEG ER PHRELST!! jeg gir 1000000 + bikkja mi!
fr lork : Dåån!
hr diarè : Hun er i svime! jeg kidnapper puddellork.
puddel : (hva er det hr. diarè finner på nå, han stapper munnen sin i rompa mi
og suger, og det gjør vondt i tarmene mine)
hr diarè : SLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURPHS SLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPHS!
puddel : (Nå føler jeg meg 10 kilo lettere, hvor skal dette ende?)
hr diarè : SLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuUUUUuuuuUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURPHS
SLAAaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAPHS!
..
rAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!!
puddel : (jeg har vanskelig for å tenke, min puddelkropp er en innskrumpet skrott)
hr diarè : Filler'n.. fru lork våkner opp fra dvahlen.
fr lork : Åh! Nææ, sjekk puddellork! så fin du har blitt.. Hva har skjedd...
hr diarè : (brun over hele trynet og sleiker seg saftig rundt munnviken, samtidig
som han trekker 3 gram lork opp gjennom neseborene og halvparten faller
ut gjennom ørene ned på den asfalterte veien med et PLOMP. LØSLORK!)
(RAP) sorry, babi.. Hikk!! Den puddæn varre trøkk (HIKK) i.. asseeeee
fr lork : HVA HAR DE GJORT? (dåån!)
t h e e n d o f t h e b e l o r k n e t s o c i e t y
i like to waste space - in the mintime, nyt stjernehimmelen under!
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the end [a diplomat rompelikker & rusken & snabel harry prudukton!]
1996
Tue Feb 27 17:15:09 1996
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| \ / | . .::· /___. _/ _____| _/ _/ \_\ /
| \ \ / ' __::.:::_\__ _ __/_ |__\___ __l__. \ / \ /
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l____\ /[rLf] .::::::. \____/\___ . __/_______| oS!l___\ /
\/ : ··::::... \__|__/ \/
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p a l a c e
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