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DISK #26! LOOKS LIKE SOFTWARE IS PICKING UP AGAIN...
WHAT DID YOU SAY? THIS SCROLLER IS BORING? YEAH, THOUGHT SO MYSELF...
þ I PUT GOOD OLD BUBBLE BOBBLE ON HERE BECAUSE I THOUGHT IT WOULD BE NICE
TO COMPARE IT WITH IT'S SEQUEL RAINBOW ISLANDS, AND I DON'T RECALL SEEING IT WITH
A TRAINER BEFORE. (THAT AND I WANTED THIS DISK OUT QUICK AND DIDN'T WANT TO HANG
AROUND FOR WEEKS WAITING FOR SOMETHING ELSE TO TURN UP!)
þ...I DUNNO, ALL THESE CUTESY GAMES... I'M GONNA PUKE...
þTHERE'S ALSO SOME DESKTOP MUSIC PRGS FOR YOU... AT THE TIME OF WRITING THIS, I
DON'T KNOW HOW MANY I'VE MANAGED TO FIT ON, BUT THERE SHOULD BE A LOAD... þAND
HERE WE HAVE THE HUMP-BACKED BRIDGE SCROLLER...
þ...AND IT'S UPSIDE DOWN EQUIVALENT... þTHANKS TO SEWER RAT FOR THE INFO... AS
YOU CAN SEE, I WENT A BIT MAD...
þTHIS ONE AIN'T TOO EYEBALL WRENCHING, SO LET'S HAVE SOME GREETS... MEGA GREETS TO NEIL G., SEWER
SOFTWARE, THE MEDWAY BOYS (ESPECIALLY MIGHTY CLOG- THANKS FOR THE LETTER OF SUPPORT!), JAM AND NEW
ORDER (NO YOU SODDING WELL CAN'T PUT MY MUZAK DEMO ON A MENU! IF I HEAR OF IT BEING SOLD TO ANYONE
I WILL NOT BE PLEASED!) NORMAL GREETS TO THE REPLICANTS, DELIGHT, THE BIG FOUR, HOTLINE,
EMPIRE (NICE WEIRD INTRO!), ST/AMIGOS, THE MEGAMIGHTY CAREBEARS, TANIS, JAS, CAPTAIN COOK, MISSING
LINK, HAL, MARK ANTHONY AND ELECTRIC BLUE (ANYBODY WHO S.H.I.T. SLAG ARE WORTH GREETING IF YOU ASK ME...)
üþERR... WHAT ELSE CAN I SAY? OH YEAH... WE HAVE A NEW ARTIST, SYD B., WHO'S DONE SOME GREAT
PICS FOR US... THIS IS ONE OF HIS... ERR... MUSIC RIPPED OFF FROM LED STORM BY
ME (THE ALIEN)... I'M STILL BRILLIANT... automashun STILL SUCK... FONT BY
RICHARD III (EVEN IF HE DID RIP HALF OF IT OUT OF ULTIMATE DARTS)
þDID YOU KNOW THAT THE 68000 IN YOUR ST IS MEANT TO RUN AT 8MHZ? YES? NOT NECESSARILY
TRUE... WHEN WRITING THIS MENU, I FOUND 4 DIFFERENT ST'S RAN AT COMPLETELY DIFFERENT SPEEDS...
GENIE'S ONE IS SLOWER THAN MINE, SLEDGEHAMMERS'S REALLY CRAWLS ALONG AND A HALF MEG OLD TOS ONE WE
BORROWED RAN ABOUT THE SAME SPEED AS GENIE'S. NOW EITHER MINE AND NEIL G.'S RUN FASTER THAN
NORMAL OR MOTOROLA'S QUALITY CONTROL IS SLOPPY! SORRY TO EVERYONE WHO THINKS THIS SCROLL IS
TOO FAST- I HAD TO TURBO BOOST THE DAMN THING SO IT WOULD STILL RUN ON GENIE'S ST! I CAN READ
IT ANYWAY, BUT I'M A GENIUS.
üþMEIN GOTT! ALMOST AS BIG AS MY EGO! HAS EVERYBODY SEEN THE automashun 'FIXED' VERSION
OF AUTOROUTE? GOD THAT WAS FUNNY. ONE MEG ONLY AND STILL HAS TO LOAD THE ENTIRE DATA FILE
WHENEVER YOU WANT A ROUTE... YAWN!! IT'S ALSO AN ANCIENT VERSION!! NOT ONLY THAT, IF
YOU HAVE TWO DRIVES YOU HAVE TO SWAP THE DISK FROM DRIVE A: TO DRIVE B: HALF WAY THROUGH
LOADING!!! HA HA automashun, YOU REALLY GET LAMER EVERY DAY!! I MEAN, YOU HAVE TIME TO
GO FOR A CUP OF TEA, FIND A GIRLFRIEND, GET MARRIED, HAVE BABIES, DIE, BECOME A FOSSIL, GET DUG
UP IN THE 89TH CENTURY AND PUT ON DISPLAY IN A MUSEUM BEFORE THE DAMN PROGRAM HAS FIGURED OUT
WHAT ROUTE YOU WANT. LOOK automashun, IF YOU WANT TO PACK EVERYTHING, DON'T INFLICT THE PITIFUL
RESULTS ON ST OWNERS... WHY DON'T YOU SOD OFF TO THE AMIGA AS YOU'VE SAID YOU WERE ABOUT TO DO
THAT OFTEN ENOUGH!!! MEMBERS OF THE POMPEY PIRATES
ARE:- ¡¢£¤¥¦§¨©ª« Sledgehammer Genie Lawz J.P.M. Des
Richard III AND ASSOCIATE MEMBER... El Sid (I think... ex-Guardians of Logik,
ex-automashun! Sorry this ain't your scroller Sid but you'll know all about that by now!)
þHA HA! TRY READING THE REFLECTION! !REISAE SI SIHT EBYAM RO
þCOR, THIS IS AN UPHILL BATTLE... CAN YOU READ THIS DES??? NO? GOOD... I CAN NOW
HAVE A STAND ON MY SOAPBOX... ABOUT PEOPLE SELLING PIRATE SOFTWARE: WE SURE AS HELL
DO NOT APPROVE OF THIS PRACTICE. IF YOU'RE GOING TO BUY A GAME, BUY THE ORIGINAL! THE PEOPLE
(AND I SHALL NAME NO NAMES THIS TIME) WHO SELL PIRATE SOFTWARE SHOULD BE BANGED UP IN JAIL IF
YOU ASK ME. SCUM OF THE EARTH, FOUL EXHALATIONS FROM THE DEVIL'S BOTTOM! IF YOU ARE OFFERED
POMPEY DISKS BUT PEOPLE WANT YOU TO PAY FOR THEM, TELL THEM TO GET LOST! WE DON'T SELL THEM,
AND DON'T WANT ANYONE ELSE TO! A SUBJECT WHICH ANNOYS ME A LOT AS YOU CAN SEE... NEXT
ON THE AGENDA IS SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT... TO SOFTWARE COMPANIES:- YOU SAY PIRACY
IS KILLING THE INDUSTRY. I SAY THAT'S A LOAD OF CRAP. JUST AT SLEDGEHAMMER'S
WORKPLACE, OVER 25 ST'S HAVE BEEN BOUGHT BECAUSE THE PEOPLE WHO ARE BUYING THEM KNOW THEY CAN
GET SOFTWARE EASILY! IF ONE PERSON CAN EFFECTIVELY SELL 25 ST'S FOR ATARI (AND THAT'S JUST
SINCE SEPTEMBER 1989), I CAN'T SEE HOW THAT IS DAMAGING THE INDUSTRY!!! AND FINALLY,
FOR A LAUGH... IF ANY SOFTWARE HOUSE DOESN'T WANT US TO PIRATE THEIR STUFF, THEY HAVE
THREE OPTIONS OPEN TO THEM: 1. MAKE CRAP GAMES! 2. SEND US ORIGINALS AND PAY US
NOT TO CRACK THEM! 3. START SELLING STUFF FOR LESS THAN A TENNER! THERE, NOT
TOO PAINFUL I THINK YOU'LL AGREE! Q: WHY DOES NOBODY CRACK TEQUE
GAMES? A: COS EVERYBODY GETS EM BEFORE THE PROTECTION IS ADDED!!!! HO HO HO... TIGHTEN
UP YOUR SECURITY YOU IDIOTS, I'M GETTING BORED OF ALL THESE UNPROTECTED GAMES... |EOF