a N.Q.D PRESENTS OUR SMALL, VERY LATE AND OLD DEMO!!! ITS ALT-A-MANIAC HERE BASHING AWAY ON THE KEYBOARD.... WELL ITS MONDAY MORNING 12.30 AM AND THE GUYS HAVE PUT ON A PORNO CALLED c GINGERS ALL GREATEST HITS!! a ALL THE GUYS ARE DROOLING OVER THE TV!! I TELL YA ONE OF THE GIRLS HAS FINGER NAILS ABOUT 3 INCHS LONG!! THE BITCH IS FINGER FUCKING ANOTHER COW!! b ANY WAY a WE RE ALL LAUGHING!! SLYS DRINKIN AND COPYING SOMETHING..... PORSCHE AND SOME OF THE MERRY MEN HAVE GONE OFF TO ANOTHER PARTY SOME WHERE HERE IN FUCKLAND!! I TELL YA, THIS PLACE IS SUCH A FUCKIN HOLE!! ABOUT THE ONLY GOOD THING IN THIS PLACE IS THE WOMAN!! A LITTLE OVER 4 HOURS AGO WE WERE THROWING EGGS AT CARS, PEOPLE WALKING AND PEOPLE ON SCOOTERS..... BUT UNFORTUNATELY DARREN FUCKED IS MUFFLER WHEN HE HIT THE FOOTPATH!! OK FOLKS, DR DMA IS HERE TO GET SOME REAL SCROLL TEXT GOING ACROSS YA SCREEN!!... WE HAVE JUST COME BACK FROM THE MAIN CENTRE OF AUCKLAND... WE WENT THERE FOR SOMETHING TO DO AS WE WERE GETTING VERY BORED AT THE VENUE JUST WATCHING THE RUGBY LEAGUE AND UNION HIGHLIGHTS FROM LAST NIGHT... AS I WAS SAYING WE GOT BORED WATCHING THAT SO WE WENT INTO THE BIG SMOKE TO SEE THE SIGHTS OF THIS PLACE... WE WENT TO MISSION BAY AND WENT TO MCDONALDS THERE... MANSLAYOR WAS DRIVING AND WE WERE IN HIS CAR WITH PORSCHE AND MUTLEY... FIVE OF US IN MANSLAYORS LITTLE TWO DOOR!!!... DARREN WAS IN HIS MINI WITH THE OTHER MEMBERS OF THE LOST BOYS AND THEY HAD A EGG LEFT OVER FROM EARLIER THIS AFTERNOON AND HOUDINI THREW IT AT MANSLAYORS CAR!!!... NOW THE CARS STINKS OF EGG!! YUCK! ITS NOW 1:12 AM AND WE ARE GETTING PRETTY BORED WITH THE STUPID PORNO VIDEO AS ITS ONLY WOMEN AND THAT GETS BORING QUICK!!... I THINK I MIGHT HAVE A PUKE LATER AS I HAD TOO MUCH MR WHIPPY TODAY... WELL THATS ALL I CAN THINK OF AT THE MOMENT, SO HERES ALT WITH SOME MORE CRAP...... YEAH! ITS ME AGAIN!! AT THE MOMENT THIS IS THE ONLY AMIGA GOING! THE REST ARE HAVING AN EARLY NIGHT... THEY HAVENT BEEN TURNED ON MUCH YESTERDAY.... ITS 1.30 AM AND ALL IS BORING!!..... b I THINK I MIGHT SEND SOME PARTY GREETZ: MULTIPLE ORGASIMS GO TO: LOST BOYS - DARREN THE MAIN MAN WHO ORGANISED THE WHOLE PARTY!! - SLY AND WARRIOR - THE DUDES DOING MOST, IF NOT ALL THE CODING. THEY ALSO HAD ALL THE BEERS... PORSCHE/NUKEBUSTERS - 64 IS LAME, AMIGA IS FAME!!!.... MANSLAYOR - GET YA CAR FIXED DUDE!!....... c NOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWW a ONTO SOME FUCKINGS. FUCKINGS WITH HANDCUFFS GO TO: INTROLAMERS OPPS I MEAN INTROSPECTIVE!!...... SPECIAL FUCKINGS GO TO A MAN WHO CALLS HIMSELF.... c WISEMAN a I DIDNT WANT HIS NAME ON THE SCREEN FOR TO LONG!!...... HERE AT THE PARTY THERE IS PLENTY OF ELECTRICAL EQUIPTMENT!! BY THE LOOKS OF THINGS IT COULD WELL BE VALUED MORE THAN THE HOUSE ITSELF, WITH SECTION INCLUDED!!!.... I'M IN THE MAIN ROOM HERE.... HOLD ON A SEC WHILE I GO INTO THE END ROOM TO CHECK OUT SOME OF THE OTHERS.. I WOULD TAKE YOU ALNONG WITH ME BUT I HAVEN T GOT A 2000!!... BACK IN A TIC........... WELL SLY HAS BROUGHT OUT A CAMERA IS IS TAKING SOME PICTURES OF THE LESBIANS ON THE TV!!!..... HELLO, DARREN HAS FREEZED THE FILM FOR SLY TO TAKE A BETTER AND CLEARER PHOTO!!! OKAY, DR DMA WANTS ME TO PUT THE GREETINGS: WE SEND BIG HI'S TO THE FOLLOWING GROUPS: SLY AND WARRIOR OF FACTOR IV ... DARREN OF THE LOST BOYS ... PORSCHE OF THE NUKEBUSTERS ... SLASH OF THE MEGA-POWERS ... MR IDEAL ... AND FINALLY A COUPLE OF AUSSIE GREETINGS: AGRAJAG ... STEVE ... JUSTIN ... AND A MEGA-GREETING TO WEIRDHOPPER OF THE DIRECTORS!!.... KEEP THE HOT SENDINGS COMING DUDE!!....TO CONTACT N.Q.D WRITE: PO BOX 265, NELSON, NEW ZEALAND!!!... WELL I'D BETTER GO NOW BECAUSE THEY HAVE JUST PUT ON CRITTERS 2!!...... ALT-A-MANIAC SIGNING OFF!.........