KGB PRESENTS:             s2              MEGABALL FINAL!            s2          CRACKED BY THE CRACKER         s1             ON JULY 27, 1991..          s1               CALL OUR WHQ              s1               THE KREMLIN!              s1          SEE DMSTEXT FOR NUMBER         s1  GREETINGS TO ALL OUR CONTACTS THROUGHOUT THE WORLD !!!!!!!!  NOTE: THIS PROGRAM MAY NOT WORK ON SOME MACHINES DUE TO POOR PROGRAMMING ERRORS ON THE PART OF THE PROGRAMMER. IF YOU ARE USING AN AMIGA 3000, TRY PLAYING THE GAME UNDER WORKBENCH 2.0. THAT SOMETIMES WORKS. IT IS NOT A FAULT OF THE CRACK, THE ORIGINAL DOES THE SAME THING.                     PERSONAL GREETZ (IN NO SPECIAL ORDER) TO MYSTIX, ENCHANTER, HOSTEEN STORM, JUDGE DREDD, GRIM REAPER, SKY, TWD, TRIANA, WARREN PEACE, DARTEXPERT, DISKMAN, SANDMAN, HAVOK, DRUID, MAD TWINKEE, SPAZM, TARHEEL, AND MY BUDS IN CIS CB (LIGHTNING BOY, 18+BAD, ENGLISHGAL, PHIL, AND QUENTIN)              WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE??? ARE YOU A SCROLLY FREAK?? WELL SPECIAL THANX TO CRYPTOBURNERS FOR THIS COOL INTRO!!  I WOULD HAVE WRITTEN ONE MYSELF BUT I AM TOO BUSY WORKING ON OTHER THINGS!!        HMMMMMMMM YOU ARE STILL HERE?!?  I KNOW WHAT WILL GET YOU TO LEAVE.. I WILL START TELLING SOME OF MY JOKES!!!! (GAG!!)          OK THIS IS YOUR FINAL WARNING!!!            OK FINE HERE COMES ONE...               WHAT IS ENGRAVED ON THE INSIDE OF A NIGGERS LIPS???         s3    INFLATE TO 35 LBS !!!            s1 HAHAHAHAHAHAH!!! I CRACK MYSELF UP SOMETIMES, ESPECIALLY SINCE MY HANDLE IS CRACKER!!   YOU MIGHT THINK I AM STONED OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT, WELL YOU ARE CLOSE.  IT IS CURRENTLY 9 MINUTES TILL MIDNITE AND I AM DAMN TIRED!!!  PLUS I HAVE THE RAMONES BLASTING IN MY EARS SO THAT MESSES ME UP A LITTLE.......     HEY I BET YOU THINK I AM SOME KIND OF PUNK OR ANARCHIST OR SOMETHING... WELL YOU ARE ABSOLUTELY                s9      RIGHT!!!!!         s5YEAH I AM A WEIRD KINDA CYBERPUNK ANARCHIST CODER HACKER SOUND GRAPHIX SUPPLIER KINDA DUDE!  WELL REALLY THE RAMONES HAVE SOME GOOD SONGS. MY VERY FAVORITE IS BLITZKRIEG BOP. SOME OTHER GOOD ONES ARE BEAT ON THE BRAT WITH A BASEBALL BAT, SHEENA IS A PUNK ROCKER, 53RD AND 3RD, AND ANOTHER GOOD ONE IS GIMME GIMME SHOCK TREATMENT. LET ME SING THAT ONE TO YOU.. (COVER YER EARS!!)     NO, JUST KIDDING... I WILL NOT PUT YOU THROUGH THE TORTURE...  HMMM I WONDER HOW MUCH LONGER I HAVE TO GO TILL I HAVE THE WORLDS LONGEST SCROLLY...  IT IS ABOUT 3500 BYTES RIGHT NOW. I AM GOING TO MAKE IT AT LEAST 10K LONG. SO PEOPLE WHO ARE GONNA READ THIS ALL, IT IS GONNA TAKE A WHILE.  ONE OTHER THING, BE SURE TO READ THE SCROLLY INSIDE THE GAME (THIS DISK DOES HAVE A GAME ON IT, IT IS NOT JUST ALL SCROLLY!!!) THE SCROLLY IN THE GAME IS MUCH BETTER THAN THIS PIECE OF TRASH. IT ACTAULLY HAS SOME REALCONTENT. O.K. VACK TO THE GAME. WITHOUT USING ANY CHEATS OR ANYTHING I HAVE GOTTEN UP TO LEVEL 11 ON ONE GAME. I MIGHT MAKE A TRAINER FOR THIS AT A LATER TIME BUT NOT NOW. I AM TOO BUSY WITH SUMMER SCHOOL AND THE GIRLS AROUND HERE !!!!!!!!! ALSO LOOK FOR A COOL DEMO COMING FROM KGB SOON... HEY, DO YOU KNOW WHAT KGB STANDS FOR?? NO??????? GEEZ!!!YOU ARE DUMBER THAN I THOUGHT YOU WERE!!   HAHAHA NO, JUST KIDDING... IT STANDS FOR KRACKERS GONE BERSERK... MEANING THE CRACKERS OF THE WORLD ARE SICK AND TIRED OF THE SAME OLD CRAP SO WE REVOLT AND GO !!!!!!!BERSERK!!!!!!! AND FORM A WHOLE NEW GROUP WHICH MAKES THE OTHERS PALE IN COMPARISON.... SOUNDS JUST LIKE MARXISM OR COMMUNISM!!! MORE LIKE MARXISM.. DOES EVERYONE KNOW KARL MARX?? YOU LEARN ALL ABOUT IT IN HISTORY CLASS... HE SED THAT THE PROLITARIAN (SHIT I CANNOT SPELL, OK????) CLASS WOULD RISE UP AND REVOLT AND FORM A REALLY COOL PLACE TO BE. WELL IT NEVER HAPPENED, TILL NOW! TOO BAD OLD MARX BABE IS NOT AROUND TO SEE IT....                   HEY.... WHY IN THE HELL AM I WRITING THIS???? ? ? ? ? ?   NO ONE IN THE WHOLE WORLD WILL EVER READ THIS... IF SOMEONE IS ACTUALLY STILL READING THIS SCROLLY, I SAY CONGRATULATIONS FOR NOT FALLING ASLEEP BY NOW.....         OH AND SORRY FOR ALL THE MAJOR TYPOS !!!!! IT IS GETTING MAJORLY LATE (12 AFTER MIDNITE) SO I AM MOSTLY MESSED ....NOT TOTALLY BUT MOSTLY... AS IN T.K. MOSTLY... DO NOT WORRY IF YOU DO NOT GET THAT JOKE, IT YOU HAVE TO SEE A CERTAIN MOVIE FOR IT TO MAKE SENSE...          OH ALL YA EURO DUDES, WHY THE FUCK DO YOU INSIST ON FUCKIN USING PAL?? DO YA REALLY NEED THAT EXTRA 50 ROWS JUST TO SCREW US WITH NTSC UP??? AT LEAST I HAVE AN A3000 NOW WITH A SUPER AGNUS SO I CAN PALBOOT... THE A3000 IS A BITCHEN COMPUTER! I HEARD IT WAS NOT TOO POPULAR IN EUROPE.... THATS A SHAME... I USED TO USE AN A1000... WHAT A DIFFERENCE!!! FROM BOTTOM OF THE LINE TO TOP OF THE LINE... WELL, IT IS MY LITTLE SISTERS BIRTHDAY NOW... EVERYONE WISH HER A HAPPY BIRTHDAY!! SHE IS 12 NOW I THINK. WELL IT IS 12:18 AM HERE IN LOS ANGELES (THAT IS WHERE I AM!) AND I AM STARTING TO GET TIRED. I GOT UP AT 5 A.M. YESTERDAY MORNING.  Y A W N... .!!! I AM GETTING TIRED THATS FOR SURE! WELL ONE THING BEFORE MY HEAD HITS THE KEYBOARD ... DRUID, MEG RYAN IS NOT A GODDESS OF BEAUTY. SHE IS A WANNABE CALL GIRL WHO WOULD FLING WITH ANY SLEAZE SHE COULD GET HER SLUTTY LITTLE HANDS ON!!! AND DARTEXPERT, CHIEF GATES IS A BETTER POLICE COMM. THAN YOU OR ANYONE ELSE IN THIS FUCKED UP CITY. AND MAYOR TOM BRADLEY IS A TOTAL FUCKUP TIGHTWAD DICKNOSE NIGGER ! LETS ICK HIM THE FUCK OUTTA OFFICE NOW!!!             HMMMM ANYONE STILL READING...??? OK GUESS WHAT. YOU WIN A PRIZE FOR READING THE SCROLLY THIS FAR ALONG. I WILL GIVE YOU THE NUMBER TO A COOL ELITE BOARD HERE IN L.A. IT IS LOCAL TO ME AND A VERY COOL BOARD WITH A COOL SYSOP. JUST BE SURE TO TELL HIM THAT I, THE CRACKER, SENT YOU. IT IS CALLED SANDCASTLE II AND THE SYSOPS NAME IS SANDMAN. THE HST LINE NUMBER IS 213-372-4417. HE HAS 2 2400 LINES BUT I FORGOT THE FONE NUMBERS TO THEM. BUT ANYONE WHO TRIES TO MODEMTRADE WITH ONLY A 2400 IS REALLY PATHETIC. REALLY REALLY PATHETIC. YOU CAN CONTACT ME ON THAT BOARD IF YOU LIKE.            HEY, HAS EVERYONE SEEN TERMINATOR 2??!? IF YOU HAVE NOT I ERGE YOU TO GO SEE IT. IT IS THE BEST MOVIE I HAVE EVER SEEN. THE SPECIAL EFFECTS ARE AWESOME..WELL I GUESS I WILL BE WRAPPING IT ALL UP HERE. WHY ANYONE WOULD WANT TO READ THIS SCROLLY I DO NOT KNOW. IT IS FULLED WITH SATANIC MESSAGES THAT WILL TURN YOU INTO A RICHARD RAMIREZ PART 2. THAT GUY IS SO FUCKING UGLY IT LOOKS LIKE SOMEONE PUKED ON HIS FACE AND IT DRIED UP.  WHAT A NICE THOUGHT TO END THE SCROLLY WITH!!!!   OK, NOW THE SCROLLY IS GONNA REPEAT.. AND IF YA HAVE BEEN READING ALL THE WAY UP THROUGH THIS, THE ONLY WAY TO REVERSE THE SATANIC MESSAGES IS TO WATCH THE ENTIRE THING AGAIN!! IF THIS IS YOUR SECOND TIME READING IT, THEN HIT THE FUCKIN MOUSE BUTTON AND PLAY THIS STUPID ARKANOID CLONE! OH YEAH YER EYES WOULD BE TOO TOTALLY AND PERMANENTLY MESSED UP! MINE ARE KINDA MESSED RIGHT NOW. WELL ANYWAY ALL, I AM OUTTA HERE.... SO HASTA LA VISTA, BAYBEE!!!!!!!! (IN TERMINATOR 2 VOICE!!!)    THE END              OR IS IT????????                                                                        



       INTRO BY CRYPTOBURNERS 1989