$VER:Elastik Pitch #69 1.0 (1999-07-17) (C)1999 dA JoRMaS
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dA JoRMaS

Elastik Pitch #69
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Code . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Vesuri
Graphics . . . . . . . . .PiirakkaMunalla
Music . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Vesuri
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Three months have passed since our
succesful TG99 releases 'Ulsteri'
and 'Sundance'... Not to mention that
over a year has passed since the last
MonoMeno release. Time flies.

It might be a good idea to check
out some of the highlights of this
stunning period. Uncensored.

How should I start... Should I say
FUCK IT?

In December '98 we had a
pikkuyoluparty at Pipolikki's place
in Tampere. A shortened party report
follows. The original was written
in realtime using a Communicator.
Don't care if you don't understand.

Supernova emuloi kolkkia niih. Ala
likaa omaa pesa, tankkaa dieselisi
ilman vaahtoa ja hajua. Se on se
teinidieseli naas. Tassa vaiheessa
kello on 13:5 ja fiilis on jees.

Niijoo tahan valiin maininta 0110110101101
generaattorista - a(n unreleased)
JoRMaS produktion

Minulla on kauhakuormaajan kauha
taynna oksennusta, jonka kerasin
tuolta Mariankadun puolelta. Aion
kumota sen kolera-altaaseen kun
torivahti ei nae.

þNoita! Aula-veikkoni nokki
evaluaation!

Takapenkilla esiintyy nysvaysta.
Bojoing, olen pystyssa taas! Raato
perkule... Kimmoisat on paikat.

Poika meni ilveksen kanssa metsaan
eika muistanu sen nimee ja sano voi
vattu. Emma tajuu.

Raadon Dracula-vodka haisee lopolle.

Sykli! 125 syl. Rusinavodkaa. Kohta
paasee maistaan glogii.

Deiiiiislipaaaa

Buy a stallion! Good Mercedes!
Buy a watch! Cheap watch!

Jesjes. Kuka vaantaa kuravellia
aamulla? Alaniksella ei oo rewaree.

Poliisit pussaa toisiaan ja pelata
vois mut ehkei... En palttele teita
veitsella. Ikkuna kiinni, glogi
jaahtyy! Pras on hyva.

NONI nyt alko pornoilu! Pam puhuu
munan syonnista keskella paivaa.

Raato on kuviksentunnilla murskannu
sukuelimensa lavuaarii.

Surrealstisessa juonessa pojat
hierfoo toisiaan saunassa, en ymmarra
tata nykytaidetta. Tisseja telkassa.

Irstasta jutua taas, kasittamatonta.
kikkelis kokkelis.

Siis ei jumalauta, naa puhuu jostain
pikkukakkosen hapsissappiaisesta ja
noila rupee sormet pelaan omaa peliaan.

Etype tati heiluttaa mehevia
bassosooloja rintarinnan.

Ossu tujo, kerssi lenossa. Kauheet
servomoottorit, taitaa olla mallu pirkana.

dA JoRMaS aikuistuu, paskan marjat.
No ollaanhan me ainaki sata yhttesa.

Omasta puolesta (ei taka-) voin kyhlla
sanoa etta jee jee. Sohva valuu!!!
Vahva solu, sohva valu.

Aika helppo maata lattialla alasti,
hieman epailyttavaa vahintaankin.

orrorr orrorror. orrorroo orrororro.

on lerss auringosssa kavassy kai ja
hyyvan varinen. Keisareilla oli ainaki.
Leka.

aki pissas housulle, sen sita saa
kun on kaskytvee.

Taalla kavi joku naikkonen
valittelemassa volyymista vaikkei sita
oo edes lisatty koko iltana.

Plastikman tykittelee melkoista
ýmenoa, kiva haikka.

Poskeen ottoa ristiin rastiin,
taitaa olla orgiat, ei se mitaan.

...and the rest may be unprintable.

Ahyes, that was last December. And
the legend has continued. About a
month ago we dominated Stockholm
and rocked the ferry big time.
We covered the cabin window with
over 100 empty cans of matsku.

Juha's anus also got dominated
pretty hard at midsummer.
Lehtokurppas were everywhere!

Enough of that shit.

Our boards have been rather quiet
lately. Some of them are down more or
less permanently. But keep on calling...

You might also want to check out our
Web page at http://www.jormas.com.

Our productions are also available from
AmiNet sites around the globe. Check out
directories demo/sound & mods/jorma.

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In case you haven't noticed this prod
runs on all Amiga computers.

The framerate is almost unbelievable
on 68000 based machines though. So?

This prod also supports VGA monitor
modes on AGA machines. Check out the
command line arguments and the
tooltypes. Kicksin'cocksin'.
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GFX cards are not supported. Just
take a wild guess why.

Oooooooooohyes! Don't you fokken
forget to attend Skenery'99, the only
party of the year! Organized by skene
r.y. organizing also known as Zymosis
boys and girls. The party will be held
in Jyvaskyla 23th-25th July 1999.
Even JORMA will be there!
Don't forget to bring your booze
and other stimulants.

Check out the Elastik Pitch
supplementary image provided with
this package. For some reason it
didn't quite fit in the prod. Shame.

For those with second thoughts about
the number of JoRMaS releases to be
released this year: There will be some.
Some are actually almost finished.
Later this year you will hear some stuff
from Viron Tullimies - a JoRMaS legend
you might not even have heard of!

Sky is the limit and you know it's you
Keep on
Keep on JoRMiN' girl

Okay now B-boys & Flygirls, it's time to
go to bed now. Unless you're LOOPing.

JoRMa will survive.
JoRMa will stay alive.

Hey you!
ýGo spank dA JoRMa!