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Oh, yer, all this woz coded by The Fink of Chaos, but based VERY loosely around routines by Stigma.... hope he does`nt mind too much !! (but this is better than his, well, on with the code then... bye THE NOT SO WELL HIDDEN SECRET PART PASSWORD: 20/03/94 AD-MAG 1 TITLE PAGE PAGE 00 CONTENTS PAGE 01 WELCOME TO AD-MAG PAGE 02 PAGE SIZE PAGE 03 PAGE 04 PAGE 05 PAGE 06 PAGE 07 PAGE 08 PAGE 09 PAGE 10 PAGE 11 PAGE 12 PAGE 13 PAGE 14 PAGE 15 PAGE 16 PAGE 17 PAGE 18 PAGE 19 PAGE 20 PAGE 21 PAGE 22 PAGE 23 PAGE 24 PAGE 25 PAGE 26 PAGE 27 PAGE 28 PAGE 29 PAGE 30 PAGE 31 PAGE 32 PAGE 33 PAGE 34 PAGE 35 PAGE 36 PAGE 37 PAGE 38 PAGE 39 PAGE 40 PAGE 41 PAGE 42 PAGE 43 PAGE 44 PAGE 45 PAGE 46 PAGE 47 PAGE 48 PAGE 49 PAGE 50 PAGE 51 PAGE 52 PAGE 53 PAGE 54 PAGE 55 PAGE 56 PAGE 57 PAGE 58 PAGE 59 PAGE 60 PAGE 61 PAGE 62 PAGE 63 PAGE 64 PAGE 65 PAGE 66 PAGE 67 PAGE 68 PAGE 69 PAGE 70 PAGE 71 PAGE 72 PAGE 73 PAGE 74 PAGE 75 PAGE 76 PAGE 77 PAGE 78 PAGE 79 PAGE 80 PAGE 81 PAGE 82 PAGE 83 PAGE 84 PAGE 85 PAGE 86 PAGE 87 PAGE 88 PAGE 89 PAGE 90 PAGE 91 PAGE 92 PAGE 93 PAGE 94 PAGE 95 PAGE 96 PAGE 97 PAGE 98 PAGE 99 ******************************* PAGE 00 *************************************« Credits for this issue ------------------------ Main Editor -> Gollum/CHAOS Co-Editor -> Speed/CHAOS Code -> The Fink/CHAOS Titlepage Gfx and Logo -> Tanc/CHAOS and Schitzo/CHAOS Music -> I forget the name! SORRY! This font -> Red Devil/DUAL CREW (Cheerz Rob!) Password font -> Razor 1911 Instructions -------------- Keypad numbers -> Quick access to pages HELP -> Select title page ENTER -> Select Ad-Mag Index DEL -> Toggle Filter On and Off Cursor Keys -> Scroll through pages Mouse Buttons -> Scroll through pages (Both to exit!) ø******************************* PAGE 01 *************************************« The Editorial --------------- Hello and welcome to the first issue of Ad Mag from CHAOS. We hope you will enjoy this first issue as quite a lot of work has gone into it. If you have any ideas for future issues or you have found some bugs with this issue, then send them to one of the following addresses: (Preferably with an advert! Hehe!) -*- Gollum/CHAOS -*- -*- Speed/CHAOS -*- 15 Melbourne Close 6 Manse Road Kingswinford Katesbridge West Midlands Co. Down DY6 8JH BT32 5PY England! Ireland! You can write to both the addresses above for also the Mail Trading of Rave Tapes and Amiga Warez. Nuff sed, enjoy the Mag dudes!! ø******************************* PAGE 02 *************************************« Contents Page --------------- You can reach this page by pressing ENTER on the keypad (presuming you dont have one of those crappy little A600 machines). You can also select pages to goto using the numerical keypad. Title Page - Page 00 Editorial - Page 01 Contents Page - Page 02 How to advertise in Ad Mag - Page 03 The Latest News - Pages 04 to 06 For Sale and Wanted - Pages 07 to 10 Messages Section - Pages 11 to 25 The Adverts - Pages 26 to 99 Hint for the Secret Page: What can't you do?? Cryptic or what??!! hEHehEheE... ø******************************* PAGE 03 *************************************« How to advertise in Ad Mag ---------------------------- Well, to tell you the truth, advertising in Ad Mag couldnt be easier! All you have to do is load up your favourite text editor (e.g. CEd) and type it up in pure ASCII. Keep to the boundaries of 80 across X 20 down and you cant go wrong. DO NOT PUT IN ANY ANSI/CLI CODES, AS AD MAG DOESNT SUPPORT THEM!!! (Although it will in a future edition!) Ad Mag is an Adverts only minizine. Therefore, the people reading it will only be reading it to get new contacts or to buy something etc. It is the only magazine in the UK that is adverts only! So if you want to sell/buy something or just want a few new contacts, then Ad Mag is for you!!! Send all your textfiles for inclusion in Ad Mag Issue 2 to one of the addresses shown in the editorial (Page 01). Remember: Ad Mag can only survive with your support, so please get writing those adverts etc. ADDITIONAL BONUS: Adverts are FREE! ø******************************* PAGE 04 *************************************« The Latest News ----------------- Detonator has been kicked from CHAOS. He then joined DESTINY. Somebody has done a nasty slag intro about Tantalus of DESTINY. There have been some nasty rumours about Pazza of LSD. Firstly, he has NOT been sent to prison for 8 months. Secondly, he has -NOT- been fined 5000 pounds by F.A.S.T. And lastly, 5 members of his group have -NOT- been busted. Why start spreading rumours? They just cause trouble for everyone. POD Ex. Nemesis has left the Amiga scene to go onto the Super Nintendo Scene. If you are interested in swapping the latest warez on the Famicom, then you will find his number in the Adverts section. Deathlok of Substance has bought a Neo Geo and has got 3 games for it. ø******************************* PAGE 05 *************************************« The Latest News (Continued) ----------------------------- Pazza of LSD has been to hospital with his back. Get well soon M8. Apocalypse now have only 2 members, namely Cryton and Denzil. Expect some cool productions from these guys soon... NOT! Enemy of INDP has quit the scene and finished all trading activities. Schitzo of CHAOS, Case of CHAOS, MDMA of CHAOS, Tanc of CHAOS, and Thunderbolt of QUARTZ are working on a commercial game. CHAOS have a new member, GHOUL (Swapper). Welcome aboard M8! Speed of CHAOS has been busted by the GPO for stamp faking. He's been let off with a warning this time, but he might not be so lucky next time! If you are going to start trading with Speed, then by no means use faked stamps!!! He said if he gets a parcel with faked stamps, he is going to say that its nothing to do with him. Read the story in Grapevine issue 15. ø******************************* PAGE 06 *************************************« The Latest News (Continued) ----------------------------- PaZZa of LSD will soon be setting up a board called 'Cthulhu Rising'. If you want your groups productions spread on this board, then contact PaZZa on (0427) 677463 for more details. Good luck with it mate! Speed of CHAOS has left the CHAOS management to concentrate on schoolwork and Mail Trading. Gollum is now the sole manager. Torch of LSD has quit the scene for good!! Sad to see ya go mate!! Apocalypse are soon to release their Slideshow thingy bob thing. Send your photographs to any Apocalypse member!! If you want to, you can send your photos to me (Gollum), I will pass them onto Apocalypse. End of Century are DEAD! They formed a new crew called NUANCE. ø******************************* PAGE 07 *************************************« The Latest News (Continued) ----------------------------- NUANCE have booted all the lamers from the crew. The current Memberslist of NUANCE is: Michael - Manager, Packer, Swapper and Musician. Leroy - Swapper. Leaburn - Swapper. James - Musician. Mythos - Musician. Simon - Coder. Chaos - Coder. Toxic - Graphics. Lez/NUANCE has changed his handle to LEROY. This is his real name. NUANCE have taken on a new GFX artist in Finland called CREDO. ø******************************* PAGE 08 *************************************« The Latest News (Continued) ----------------------------- Contact Ghoul/CHAOS for Magicom swaps on 091 586 6581. Fade One/Blackmonks has joined TRSI Germany. TRSI are thinking about coding a demo on the 4000. Go for it guyz! Ex-Gator/Stellar has joined Alcatraz and changed his name to DWEL. Support the Alcatraz Norwegian BBS WHITE HOUSE on: +47 839 5151 Your host is MICRO-PAL. Complex want more articles for MAGGY...send them to MIC DAIR, HIRSMETSANTIE 103 AS 5, SF - 15150 CAHTI, FINLAND...Hope this gets ya some support lads. The only people in Alcatraz SF are Dwel, Goozer, and Razer. ø******************************* PAGE 09 *************************************« The Latest News (Continued) ----------------------------- The new Quartz music disk "into the forth dimension" should be out by the time you read this. Kaos Theory/Pendle Europa is an AMOS prod. How nice!!!!! Rumours that Data/LSD left to join LEGEND are untrue. it was only a guest trainer. Watch for a new Equinox production coming called The Beast Of Prey. Lunatic Earls are dead! Mr.Fah of Lunatic Earls was busted! Zulu/Devils has coded a commercial disk-monitor. It is supposed to be the best to date. ø******************************* PAGE 10 *************************************« The Latest News (Continued) ----------------------------- The E.O.C. WHQ -HANG LOOSE- is offering 100 dollars for the best upload each month. You can reach it on +33 76 547 564. Your hosts are CYPHER and MERY. Some IRIS news now. New members are Boss in the Middle East and EPIC, CAN and TOM in Germany. Call the Devils German BBS -PLAN B- on +49 761 808204 now! Desto got kicked from Dual Crew/Germany. Ministry are splitting and will either form Nemesis, Vision Factory or Classic. Meta/Ex Bass has joined Rebels France and is now the Co-ed of ETERNAL Support him at MALAUSSENA STEPHANE, 2 RUE LASCARIS, 06300 NICE, FRANCE. ø******************************* PAGE 11 *************************************« The Latest News (Continued) ----------------------------- Sigma/Analog has joined Scoopex. Chaos are starting to do packs called...X-Static Pleasures. Speed was supposed to be doin' them, but due to a crap school report, Gollum has taken over. Watch for them. Send your new prods to either Gollum or Speed, or contact Either to receive them! Visicous are to release a disk mag soon. Nightshift T.V. won't release the Digital '92 video, due to a lack of footage!!! Doom changed their name to Voodoo Design. Torch/LSD, The Ultimate Warrior + Leebold/Dual Crew and Frap/Supplex all quit the scene in the same week. ø******************************* PAGE 12 *************************************« The Latest News (Continued) ----------------------------- Lemon is a new group. See the article called Lemon-Press! Tactic/Sanxion changed his name to TICTAC and joined Voodoo Design Voodoo Design are working on a trackmo for the Quartz Summer Conference. Voodoo Design are also working on a rave mix series. This is the end of the news for issue 1. CHAOS cannot be held responsible for any errors found in this mag, we accept all news in good faith, and if you do find any errors in it, then please do not hesitate to contact Gollum and we will correct it in the next issue. ... Gollum/CHAOS ø******************************* PAGE 13 *************************************« -*- W A N T E D -*- Cheap 3 1/2 inch disks. Must be a VERY REASONABLE price, and believe me, I know what a reasonable price is and I expect you do too, so don't try and rip me off. If you can supply CHEAP 3 1/2 inch disks, then dont hesitate to call: Gollum - +44 (0)384 279912 (Stu) ø******************************* PAGE 14 *************************************« -*- W A N T E D -*- Bruce Lee material of any description. Videos (Uncut) Versions, Kung Fu Monthly Editions 1 to ??, Any Material From The 1970's, Interviews, Recordings, Etc, If You Have The Goods And Nobody Else Can Swap, Then You'd Better Contact... The Enhancer (C), 96, Station Road, Brockmoor, Brierley Hill, West Midlands, DY5 3HR. Put Pen To Paper And Make My Day ! ø******************************* PAGE 15 *************************************« !!! WANTED !!! ================== APOCALYPSE WANT YOUR PHOTOS FOR OUR SOON TO BE RELEASED "SCENE GALLERY".YES WE WANT YOUR MUG SHOTS < ANY SIZE > FOR OUR NEW PRODUCTION.ALL PHOTOS WILL BE RETURNED IF YOU GIVE YOUR ADDY.SEND EM TO... CRYTON / APC DENZIL / APC 5 MEAD CLOSE. 70 SAXON WAY. SAXON MEADOWS. SAXON MEADOWS. ROMSEY. ROMSEY. HANTS. HANTS. SO51 8QY. SO51 8QY. ENGLAND. ENGLAND. <0794> 514800 <0794> 516449 ø******************************* PAGE 16 *************************************« -*- FOR SALE -*- -------- 2 SuperNES to Phillips MK II Monitor leads, 4 quid each. 1 MegaDrive Dust Cover, 2 quid 50. For more details call Gollum (0384) 279912 ø******************************* PAGE 17 *************************************« The Messages -------------- From: Gollum/CHAOS To: Rotox/ANTHROX Hi Gary. Hope the modem trading is going well. Have you got a job yet or arent you going to bother? Oh, I forgot, your modem trading is your job correct?? Heheheh.... Wots happened to the callzzz n conferences?? From: Gollum/CHAOS To: Deathlok/SUBSTANCE Hi Dean. Expect a parcel from me real soon. Lets start trading MAGICOM warezzzz. Dont ferget t ger down rerd t get t bread fer tair. Only joking mate, speak to you soon. ø******************************* PAGE 18 *************************************« The Messages (Continued) --------------------------- From: Gollum/CHAOS To: Denzil/APOCALYPSE Hi Stu. Cool first name you have, heheh. Sorry about phoning you back, but I just havent had the time recently. How about a phone call from YOU?! From: Gollum/CHAOS To: Pazza/LSD Hi Martin. Grapevine is real cool, but I still think you should release it every week. Keep up the fast sends! (and LOOONG letters! Hehee) Hope the ANSI was OK. If you need any more doing, just shout!! ø******************************* PAGE 19 *************************************« The Messages (Continued) --------------------------- From: Gollum/CHAOS To: Microlite/EX CHAOS Hi Steve! Sorry to hear about you selling your Amiga and also about you leaving the scene. Hope to see you at the QUARTZ pardy. Good stuff! 2 Minutes! Good stuff! 2 Minutes! Only joking mate!! From: Gollum/CHAOS To: Silk/INDY Hi Keving. Bought any plebs recently? I heard its best to get them from W H Smith. PS What the hell are PLEBS? ø******************************* PAGE 20 *************************************« The Messages (Continued) --------------------------- From: Gollum/CHAOS To: Pod/Ex NEMESIS Hi Stu! (another cool name!) Hows the Famicom coming along? I hate ya! hehe. Go get a ZX81, they are MUCH MORE powerful! ... NOT! Speakz to you soon mate. From: Gollum/CHAOS To: Michael/EOC 1999 Hi mate. Sorry about the differences we have had in the past, anyway, I hope we can put it behind us. Stay cool, and keep listening to N.W.A. YEEEAAAHHH!!!! ø******************************* PAGE 21 *************************************« The Messages (Continued) --------------------------- From: Gollum/CHAOS To: Enemy/INDY Hi Tim. Keep getting that cider! Yeah! That stuff really is coolwickedmegacowabungadudes! Get my GrapeVine back soon as Dean (Deathlok/SUBSTANCE) wants a copy. Stay cool, and dont break into any more shops. Bad for your health!!! From: Gollum/CHAOS To: The Enhancer Hi Warren! Hows life dude? Hope buying the 1200 wasn't a waste of time as there hasnt been much stuff released as yet! Keep pumping the weights mate!! ø******************************* PAGE 22 *************************************« The Messages (Continued) --------------------------- From: Gollum/CHAOS To: Case/CHAOS Hi Paddy! Cheers for the cool sends and generally being a good laff! But I must admit that your accent throws me a bit sometimes, but not half as much as Steves! From: Gollum/CHAOS To: Red Devil/DUAL CREW Hi Rob lad! Cheers for your ANSI's, they were crap! When I say CRAP, I mean that they have gone past the scale of totally KEWL back to CRAP, get what Im on about? HEEEHEE. Expect a phone call from me well soon. Enjoy the leech session when you get your 'free' 16.8k modem. Damn you! Hehehee. Stay cool. No I didn't want a module that time I phoned! ø******************************* PAGE 23 *************************************« The Messages (Continued) --------------------------- From: Gollum/CHAOS To: Cyber Bug/FROGS Hi Dave. Cheers for replying nice and quickly, and also for the long letter. I hope your mini-mag carries on strong (Of course not as strong as ours! HEEHE). Keep riding them camels! heheehehe! From: Enemy/INDY To: All contax Yo buds! Sorry for the delay, coz I`ve bin in sum shite at the moment. I will send as soon as I get some new warez. Oh yeah! And as soon as I get me disk drive fixed. ø******************************* PAGE 24 *************************************« The Messages (Continued) --------------------------- From: Silk/INDY To: Deathlok/Substance YO slapper, hows your shop? Been up station lately. Are you going up road t shop t sell man some bread? How about go down road t party. Kewl accent eh? I would spend ages writing to ya but you aint worth it, are ya? Anyway, hope to see ya soon, wi Charlotte in Feb for good fucking. C U wank, er I mean Deany Babes. Waste no pleb! Bye M8. From: Enemy/INDY To: Mr. Naylor/Crestwood School Yo Fuck face, jack ass pump mother fuckin suck the milk mans cock for your wife. Bald upside down head fucker. Go get a haircut even though its an impossibility!. Famous words from Naylor. Me and you are gonna fall out son. Erm Master Pearson. ø******************************* PAGE 25 *************************************« The Messages (Continued) --------------------------- From: Cyber Bug/FROGS To: Howie/Agnostic Front That's true, live is going to fast. Anyway have an happy live in you'r 19 year live. From: Cyber Bug/FROGS To: Control/ALCATRAZ Haven't heard from you for ages, still preparing parcels to spread mc disk or what??? Greet stefanie from me! C ya ø******************************* PAGE 26 *************************************« The Messages (Continued) --------------------------- From: Cyber Bug/FROGS To: Gollum/CHAOS Hope this message box will get running ! From: Cyber Bug/FROGS To: Speedy/PARASITE Never & ever you will get more contax than I got, you got already to much hasle (15 packages a day + school = To much work). Anyway you'r letters get shorter and shorter evry time we swap. Make me an favour & try to make them longer. ø******************************* PAGE 27 *************************************« The Messages (Continued) --------------------------- From: Cyber Bug/FROGS To: Red Knight/Tek Nice red hair u got, anyway have you to start off an war with evry body??? From: Cyber Bug/FROGS To: Judas Priest/Digital Artist Now we are swapping since 1 fucking long year, keep up those nice long letters and phone calls. I'll try to call u as soon as I'll get the opperunity for it. ø******************************* PAGE 28 *************************************« The Messages (Continued) --------------------------- From: Cyber Bug/FROGS To: Billy The Kid/Skandal Whats up??? Long time no see, probaly you got again these awful exams to do. Anyway try to send soon! From: Cyber Bug/FROGS To: Blaze/FrOgs Welcome in the swamp!!! From: Cyber Bug/FROGS To: Punisher/Princpels Stop complaining! ø******************************* PAGE 29 *************************************« The Messages (Continued) --------------------------- From: Cyber Bug/FROGS To: Cesium/FrOgs Quite an hard work being an main editor for upstream, anyway keep up sending those LONG letters. From: Cyber Bug/FROGS To: Artie/Taurus Hi my swedish friend, hope you r still alive after you'r mother has seen the big phone bill! ø******************************* PAGE 30 *************************************« The Messages (Continued) --------------------------- From: Cyber Bug/FROGS To: All My Contax Make me an favour and PLEASE do not send me anymore any PACKS OR INTROS, and PLEASE don't forget to send my stamps back. Tnx! I also hope that we will have an pleasant time swapping !!! From: The Enhancer To: Necromancer Hows that 2 colour lo-res logo coming along? You keep on saying that its going to be better than FACET's entry to THE PARTY 1992 competition! But where is it? ay? ay? ø******************************* PAGE 31 *************************************« The Messages (Continued) --------------------------- From: Cyber Bug/FROGS To: Evry Body Do not forget to support this message box, I havent seen it yet but It will be surly an good one as Gollum/CHAOS has sence of quality. Also don't forget to support UPSTREAM with news, adds, articles etc Send all you'r stuff to: Cyber Bug/FrOgs st. Hashiva 6/9 42306 Netanya I S R A E L Puhhh thats it for this time, sorry no greets here or so ø******************************* PAGE 32 *************************************« The Messages (Continued) --------------------------- From: AuToPsY / Cyanide To: Hammerfist / Intense NL Yo! How have you done in your exams mate?! Did the fact cards do any good? Write to me soon! I look forward to seeing some of your prods. Mr Jaffa Man rules!! From: AuToPsY / Cyanide To: Hanky / Indy Yo! Hanky how is your Sting-Ray rave coming along? Me and SiCo said that you wouldn`t be able to write a 100% original tune!! Tell Blackstock to stop pestering you for games! the lame 500+ owner!! Beccy Newton is only after your body she just see`s you as a sex object! So where`s the fucking problem?? ø******************************* PAGE 33 *************************************« The Messages (Continued) --------------------------- From: AuToPsY / Cyanide To: Telemachus the Hero / ex-Hotline/c64 Hello bez!! are you going to be able to make it to the quartz summer confrence Ahh! Just like the good old days! I also need those decks for the station could you quote me the price for two memorex decks. When are you getting Quest F.M. back on air? We have just sorted our new premises and so we should be on the air again pretty soon! Stay Tuned!! Have you converted Matt to a Soul Demon yet?? Get out those blue black jeans. ø******************************* PAGE 34 *************************************« The Messages (Continued) --------------------------- From: Autopsy / Cyanide To: OuTbacK / Cyanide Hello Dave!! Send back soon! Did you like my G.F.X.? Please could you send me the trackmo as soon as you get it!! I can get Gollum to spread it for us. Anyway mate I will send my latest batch of G.f.x. soon! From: Autopsy / Cyanide To: Gollum / Chaos So you are now the leader of the U.K.s biggest and best loved group ! ha! my tongue is getting sore from all this arse kissing. When are you gonna get your keyboard fixed! Would you like me to stamp on it? maybe thermite? this chap told me that if you smothered lard all over the keyboard and then placed a ten inch strap on dildo (Black) in the disk drive then it would make it work. When are we going to beat the shit out of those kids! Mouthy shits with crew cuts! ø******************************* PAGE 35 *************************************« The Messages (Continued) From: Silk --------------------------- To: The man with a flannel soaked in beer on his head man. Hello Deathlok. How are you? Your dick has dropped off. He had his headphones on and except you don`t want to do that now but you might want to dip yer feet in a bowl of pie filled with pleb, and he slapped it round his head. Eh? OOOHHH my bottom is itching from my nappy rash and the holes in my legs are gone feet round my had cake pie. Hey dude, run down the road, format the clouds and sit on the sky. The moisture may just drop to an all time low and every single living organism may have have Ganja hanging out of their anuses then that will cause an atomic explosion in your folicles. Your sarcastic insinuations are to obnoxious to be appreaciated and if you persist in showing your animosity I will have the painfull necessity of horizontalizin your perpendicularity. I dunno! Anyway if your machine hasn`t got any then its lack of working clock by the stamp sky that wipes it round the broken water is like a workers bottom thats filled with gravy and which is why the wet powder says "I`ll have it round the front backwards" but if its dropped off then its go when if it does do it wrong the right not way but slap it with a soft brick that goes ping in a light bulb and does it six! ie. BYE!! ø******************************* PAGE 36 *************************************« The Messages (Continued) --------------------------- From: Autopsy / Cyanide To: Cassy / Gollum / Chaos`s dog! I know your game! Your a crotch sniffer you are!! One more time and I will end your life! Gollum tells me that you are pretty good in bed! is this true? Maybe we can do it doggy style!! (calm down Hanky you can ram the mutt [Watch it! -Gollum] next week! just make do with Becky for the time being!) Remember: If you have anybody you would like to send a message to, then send it in pure ASCII to one of the addresses on page 01!! ø******************************* PAGE 37 *************************************« Pod/Ex. NEMESIS is looking for ELITE contacts to trade the latest in Magicom releases... Are you interested? Then dial this number... NOW! +44 (0)742 554063 ø******************************* PAGE 38 *************************************« _____ _________________ / /__/ _____ / \ / / \_____ \/ / \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \ \________/_________/_____mUb/ -*- The Grapevine DiskMagazine -*- is always in need of more articles... If you can write/have written good articles to a high standard, then send them to the address below.. Pazza/LSD 2, South Parade, Gainsborough, Lincs. DN21 1UQ, ENGLAND! ø******************************* PAGE 39 *************************************« -*- W A N T E D -*- Are YOU interested in swapping the latest in AMIGA releases?? Then scribe to the following addy: -=: Gollum/CHAOS :=- 15, Melbourne Close, Kingswinford, West Midlands, DY6 8JH, ENGLAND! ø******************************* PAGE 40 *************************************« -*- M E M B E R S W A N T E D -*- -CHA0$- are always looking for quality members to join our UK based group. If you have any talent, be it Art, Music, Code or absolutely anything else, then don't hesitate to contact -Gollum- at the following address...... GoLLuM/-CHAOS- 15, Melbourne Close, Kingswinford, West Midlands, DY6 8JH, ENGLAND! - Enclose examples of work if possible - Only -UK- phreak$! ø******************************* PAGE 41 *************************************« Can you get new vids? Are you reliable? If the answer to both these questions is a big sloppy YES, then AJAY would like to hear from you!! Contact him at the following... AJAY, 26, Kenilworth Close, Tipton, West Midlands, DY4 8EQ, ENGLAND! Call me on: +44 (0)21 557 1362 ø******************************* PAGE 42 *************************************« ____ ____ /\ _______ ___ __/\ \__ \/\/ __ \/ / / __/ _ \/ _ \/ /\ \ / / / / /\ / /\ / (_/ / _/ ___/ / / (___/\__/ /\/\__/ \____/\ \\___/\ /\/ - --\/-----------------\/-- - -\/RD We are seeking ONE high quality artist and ONE motivated, quality coder to join our UK division. Applications with examples to:- ----------------------- 47 Moxley Road, Darlaston West Midlands, WS10 7RE England, United Kingdom ----------------------- ø******************************* PAGE 43 *************************************« __________)\ /\ /\ -------\ _ __ /->Dual Crew European HQ<--/ /--/ /-->{RD}+[SP]<------- _\// /_ )/________ ___)\ ________/ /__/ /_______ /\ \_ __// ________ \ / ___/// ______ ___ ________ \ / / / / / / / /___/ // /____/ / / / / / / / ____ / \/ / / / / (_/ // _// /(_ / (_/ / / / / / / __/ / /\ / ___/ /__ \____/(_/\ \_\ \_/ /\____/ / / / / \ \__/ / / / TOP Euro \ ____ \ ______ \___\ \_/_ / /__/ / \____/ / / Uploaders! \/___ \ \\____/ /\ | |\___ \ /\ \// __/ \/ /__/_/ /____ / \ | | /\ \/ \ / (__ Sysop: The Clairvoyant / \ __// __/ / /\ \| | _/ /\ /\ \\___ \ Co Sysops: Spike / /\ \ \ \__/ /__) \ |_)\/ (__) \ \__/ / Red Devil (__/ \ \_ \__/ /_____/_____) \____/ Sigma 7/Magical \ / \/ \/ --=> + 4 4 2 7 2 6 9 6 5 9 4 <=-- --=> + 4 4 2 7 2 7 5 3 5 8 8 <=-- AMiGA * CoNSoLE * H/P/A * AMi-EXPReSS * ReQUeSTS * ANSi ----------------=>  ONE OF THE VERY FASTEST EURO SYSTEMS <=------------- Ask a Co-Sysop for the New User Password ø******************************* PAGE 44 *************************************« - -- ---[ Only invited Elites get to call ]--- -- - . ____.+.______________________ ___ ________ ____ .* ..:. .+:/ \ / _ \__ _ _ \___ \ / /:+:/ _ \ V __/ . ..+:+:+_/ /__// // // / / /__/ // / _/ // /\ / * . .+:+:+' ./ /__/ // / / / / ___/ /\_/ ____/ / \:+. * +' ! / / / // / / / / / _/ / / /_____/ A \'+:+::. . . \_____/\______/\__/\_/\_/\__/ \______/\___________/ \__\ '+:+: :. ____ _____________ ________ _____ ______ _ ____ _____ _____ / \ / _ \_____ \\_____ \ / _ \/ __////___// _ \ / _ \ _/ /__// // //___/ /_/___/ /_/ // /\ \ _/ // // // // / / /__/ // / \ _// \ _// // / \ \/ / // / // / / / / // / \ \/ \ \/ // / / / / // / // / \_____/\______/\____/\_______/\_________/\______/____/\______/\__//__/RD Y~: ' `'`:+:+:.. ! .* SYSOPS: WHiTE IC . 2.9 GiGS . 6 1 2 7 7 3 o 5 2 2 `+:+ ; COSYSOPS: RED DEViL : of Amiga : 6 1 2 7 7 o 1 9 1 4 ! BaTBLASTER : PC and : 6 1 2 -- RINGDOWN -- POLARBEAR ' Console. ' 6 1 2 P R I V A T E - -- ---[ The DUAL CREW US Headquater BBS ]--- -- - ø******************************* PAGE 45 *************************************« /\ ______ / \ / ___/___ / \ _____ ___/\_ /\ \__\ _\ \/ ___/\ \ __/\ \ \ _\\ \ () / //\_\___\ \_\/ \ \ \\ \ \ /__ /\ \_____\ \ \__\\ \/ \__\/ / \_____\ \/__/ \/ \ / \/ \ / \/ Cyber Bug/FrOgs St. Hashiva 6/9 42306 Netanya I S R A E L AlwAyS CrAsHiNg In ThE SaMe CaR! Rules: Send ALWAYS via airmail No Packs or Intros ø******************************* PAGE 46 *************************************« _____ _______/\ ____ ______ / \ / __/\ \| \ __/ / _/ __/ / / / _ \ _ \ _)___ / \ \()/ \__/ \ \ \ \ / \__|\ / \_____/\___\ /__\ /___/ \/ \/ \/ C.B WhEn qUaLiTy rUlEs!!! FoR SwApPiNg tHe lAtEsT: ------------------------ Dror Yanay (R-Cade/Ind.) St. Yair 11 42487 Netanya I S R A E L NO pAcks & NO iNtRoS hOt WaReZ r WeLcOmEd DiSk = 100% AnSwEr ø******************************* PAGE 47 *************************************« ___ __ ___ ___ ___ / _/ __\ \ / _ \ / _ \ / _/_ /// __/ / X\\/// X\\/// \\\/// / \ \\\ \ \\\//\.\\\//\.\\\ \.\\\//\\\ \\\_///\\X_ \/\\X_ \/\\\_/ /\_/_/// \. ./ \. \ \. \ \. / / ./ [G] \_/ \_/ \_/ \_/ \_/ ... the future is OURS! We require more members! Send your cheques and/or your work to... GoLLuM/-CHA0$- 15, Melbourne Close, Kingswinford, West Midlands, DY6 8JH, ENGLAND! - Enclose examples of work if possible - ø******************************* PAGE 48 *************************************« -*- NOTICE TO ALL AMIGA A1200 OWNERS !!! -*- -------------------------------------- The Enhancer (C) Is Looking For A1200 Contacts. If You Are Interested Then Write To: The Enhancer 1993 (C), 96, Station Road, Brockmoor, Brierley Hill, West Midlands, DY5 3HR, ENGLAND! ----------------------------- -*- REMEMBER! No Disk No Reply -*- ----------------------------- ø******************************* PAGE 49 *************************************« __ /__\ Harry the HAM, Halfbrite House, | | wants you to contact dEnZiL for |__| for swapping the LATEST in warez. -(*)- Write To -(*)- DeNzIl/aPoCaLyPsE... 70, Saxon Way, Romsey, Hants. SO51 8QY. (0794) 516449. No Television, No Reply!!! ø******************************* PAGE 50 *************************************« __ |\ |\ Tony the tipped over |__| table wants you to contact \ \ Gollum/CHAOS for swapping R A V E . . . . . -:+:- GOLLUM/CHAOS -:+:- 15, Melbourne Close, Kingswinford, West Midlands, DY6 8JH. Only -o- NEW -o- RELEAZES! Also for Amiga Warez... No disk + No tape = No Fun! ø******************************* PAGE 51 *************************************« + . /(____ . * /(____ * . /(____ . + * . + . / \ + / \ . + / \ . . . + / \ . / \ . / \ . . * . * / \ / \ / _____\ + . / /\ \/ /\ \/ (_______ . . + . . / ____ \ ________/ \ * + / /| |\ \ /| / \ .* . + /_____/ : : \_____\/ : /__________________\ + . . | | .__. | | ._____| | : : / \ : : / : : + . * . .____./ + . \.____./ . .__________________. . . . . . . .. ... APOCALYPSE ... ..[Cool ANSI's 1993] . Write to DENZIL of APOCALYPSE at : 70 Saxon Way Saxon Meadows Every One Gets An Answer! /\ Romsey ELITE swapping! What are _\/_ Hampshire u waiting for? Write now! /_/\_\ SO51 8QY : In ENGLAND, of course! [Warning! He stamps ALL your disks with a DENZIL stamp! -Ed] ø******************************* PAGE 52 *************************************« _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ )\__ )\__ )\__ )\__ )\__ )\ )\ )\ )\__ )\__ )\__ / __ \ / __ \ / __ \ / __ \ / __ \ / / / / / // __ \ / __ \ / __ \ / /_/ // /_/ // / / // / /_// /_/ // / / /_/ // /_/ // /_ \// /_ \/ / __ // ____// / / // / / __ // / \__ // ____/ \__ \ / __/ / / / // / / /_/ // /_/\ / / / // /_/\ /\__/ // / /\__/ // /_/\ /_/ /_//_/ \____/ \____//_/ /_/ \____/ \____//_/ \____/ \____/ _____________________________________________________________________________ Write to DENZIL of APOCALYPSE for ELITE swapping at this address : . . ___/\ _____________________/| 70 Saxon Way |\____________________________ \/ | Saxon Meadows |Greets : Chaos-Amnesia-Effect An Absolute 100% guaranteed | ROMSEY |S!P-Profecy-EOC-Cadavar-Grace reply to all those who write | Hampshire |Bytebusters-Bronx-Rebels-Fine to me. So put pen to paper : SO51 8QY :Eclipse-Centura-NerveAxis-RAF now, and write,write,write!! . ENGLAND .Plasma-LSD-Trance-Analog-DimX ø******************************* PAGE 53 *************************************« . . . . . . /\ |\___ |\_____|\___ |\______|\__|\__ /\ _\/_ | \ | | \ | | | | _\/_ /_/\_\ | . \ | ___| . \ | ___ | | | /_/\_\ | |\ \| |_ | |\ \|/ / /| | | A P C | | \ \ _> |. | \ \ / / |. | | . A P C | |__| | |___/| | | |/ /__/| | |___/| | | | | | | | | | | _______|_____ |_| | _|______ |_ | _____ | |/ |/ \| |/ \| \|/ \| ` ` ' ' ' ` ' . . . . . . .. A P O C A L Y P S E .. . . . . . . 70 Saxon Way Contact Denzil Of Apocalypse Saxon Meadows >\V/< <--- This is a piccy for Elite Swapping. I am not ROMSEY 0 0 of DENZIL. He`s a bloody disk theif !!!!!!!! Hampshire _+_ a fast and Elite Don`t delay, write today !!! SO51 8QY,ENGLAND and friendly guy ø******************************* PAGE 54 *************************************« DENZIL OF APOCALYPSE ====================== NEEDS YOU AS A CONTACT CAN YOU HANDLE ELITE MAILTRADING WITH THIS HOT SWAPPER ? IF SO CONTACT ME FOR ANYTHING !!! DENZIL / APC 70 SAXON WAY. SAXON MEADOWS. ROMSEY. HANTS. SO51 8QY. ENGLAND. ø******************************* PAGE 55 *************************************« DENZIL OF APOCALYPSE ====================== FOR AMIGA SWAPPING.ELITE ONLY. NO DISK THEIVES.FOREIGN CONTACTS WANTED.ALL PARCELS ANSWERED.ALL DISKS STAMPED.RING ME ON... 0794.516449.GREETS TO... GOLLUM.....................CHAOS PHANTOM.....................FINE DETINATOR................DESTINY GRISHNAK....................FINE ROY.......................TRANCE VIPER.......................INDY XL...........................LSD KRUSH.....................TRANCE BERNARD SUMNER...............LSD DYNAMO................ex.CYANIDE KEN D........................LSD DEXTER...................ADDONIC PAZZA........................LSD TYRANT...................CADAVER MAJIC MUSHROOM.............LEMON DISKMAN...................TRANCE LEABURN......................EOC CUBIK.....................TRANCE MICHAEL......................EOC TANTALUS.................DESTINY (NOT) ø******************************* PAGE 56 *************************************« A PPPP CCCC AAA PPPP C AAAAA PP CCCC =================== Denz '93 DENZIL WANTS MORE CONTACTS. =============================== WRITE TO... DENZIL / APC 70 SAXON WAY. ROMSEY. HANTS. SO51 8QY. ENGLAND. PHONE... 0794.516449. - Stuart ø******************************* PAGE 57 *************************************« DENZIL SENDS MORE GREETS TO... ================================== GOLLUM...................CHAOS THOR....................PLASMA VIOLATOR.............PYROGENIC FINNY...............NERVE AXIS STEALTH...................INDY TO SWAP THE LATEST RING DENZIL GRIM REAPER.............TRANCE ============================== SANDMAN.................ASYLUM = = OVERIDE............BYTEBUSTERS = 0 7 9 4 5 1 6 4 4 9 = RATTIE...................T.N.T = = HOOD......................???? ============================== SAREK...............NERVE AXIS MUNCHKIN............NERVE AXIS KANE.....................T.N.T MR.BRINE.........VOODOO DESIGN NEUTRALIZER.............QUARTZ ø******************************* PAGE 58 *************************************« Call of Cthulhu G.M. wants to contact other G.M.'s/Players... Contact..... -(*)- PaZZa/LSD -(*)- 2, South Parade, Gainsborough, Lincs. DN21 1TT. Call: (0427) 677463 Also for submitting articles for the GrapeVine DiskMagazine. ø******************************* PAGE 59 *************************************« DESTINY require more articles on any subject for inclusion in Satanic Rites... Shove 'em in a jiffy, and post 'em to... Tantalus/DESTINY, The Bungalow, Keycol Hill, Newington, Kent, ME9 8NA. (0795) 842608 Also for ELITE Mail Trading... ø******************************* PAGE 60 *************************************« TRIPPER is looking for more coding contacts to swap sources, ideas, etc. If you are interested, then why not write a letter? TRIPPER! 15, Sandringham Way, Amblecote, Brierley Hill, West Midlands, DY5 3JR. Coders of any capability are welcome. ø******************************* PAGE 61 *************************************« << LEMON. ARE HERE!!! >> Are YOU interested in swapping rave tapes and/or Amiga warez??? If so.... -*- Majic Mushroom/LEMON. -*- 21 Stanley Road, Morecambe, LANCS. LANCS. LA3 1UP. Only pure hArDcOrE.... ø******************************* PAGE 62 *************************************« <<<<<<<>>>>>>>> A MESSAGE TO ALL YOU PHREAKERS OUT THERE I WANT SOME INFO ON IT IAM WILLING TO PAY FOR GOOD INFORMATION SO GET WRITING TO KRIS MAK 23 NESBIT ST HILLSTOWN CHESTERFIELD DERBYS S44 6LW ø******************************* PAGE 63 *************************************« ** <<<<<<<<>>>>>>>> ** <<<<<<>>>>>>> ** I KRIS MAK WANT ALL YOUR OLD COMICS ** I WANT DECENT VIDEO CONTACTS ** ILL HAVE ANY MARVEL COMIC (NO DC ** SEND LISTS OR WHATEVER TO CRAP). ** ME AT ILL PAY A FAIR PRICE FOR THEM TOO ** ** KRIS MAK SO IF YOU HAVE ANY WRITE TO ME AT ** 23 NESBIT STREET ** HILLSTOWN KRIS MAK ** CHESTERFIELD 23 NESBIT STREET ** DERBYS HILLSTOWN ** S44 6LW CHESTERFIELD ** DERBYS ** I WILL PAY RETURN POSTAGE S44 6LW ** AND MAY EVEN THROW A COUPLE ** OF GROATS YOUR WAY DEPENDING SEND LISTS AND YOUR GUARANTEED A ** ON NEWNES OF VIDEOS.SO WHAT REPLY ** YA GOT TO LOSE GET WRITING. ø******************************* PAGE 64 *************************************« FOR SALE ! ** ~~~~~~~~~~ ** DO YOU KNOW ANYONE WHO REQUIRES WORDSWORTH V1.1 ** A SERIOUS WORD-PROCESSOR/PUBLISHER? ** - Completely ORIGINAL package ** FOR SALE - Bought less than 5 months ago ** -------- - All manuals/disks 101.34% O.K ** - Used twice ever ! ** WORDSWORTH V1.1 - Most Excellant word publisher ** ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ - In Most Excellant cond. ! ** ** Original disks and manuals Offers around 45 pounds ! (o.n.o) ** Immaculate condition Or make your own offers if you ** think I'm greedy ! ** Make Me An Offer... | ** Contact : The AntiChrist | ** The AntiChrist 356 High Street -+- ** 356 High Street Harlington | ** Harlington Middx. UB3-5LF ** Middx. UB3-5LF or phone Joshua : (081) 476-1358 ** or phone Joshua on (081) 476 1358 ø******************************* PAGE 65 *************************************« ARE YOU LEARNING TO CODE ??? ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ I am looking for beginner coders for sharing source code, tips etc. Also contact me for swapping all AMIGA warez and for trading Death/Speed Metal Or just for friendship... Antichrist 356 High Street Harlington Hayes, Middx. UB3-5LF England. 101% reply to ALL , disks or not ! ø******************************* PAGE 66 *************************************« | MORE SACRFICES NEEDED !!! | | er... sorry I mean... | | | --+-- MORE CONTACTS WANTED --+-- | ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ | For swapping all Latest Warez And for True Friendship ! (oo-er!) ( But NO Games only swappers ) DEATH/DOOM/SPEED Metal contax also very welcome ! Beginners ----> `Elite' ALL WELCOME The Antichrist 356 High Street , Harlington (Hayes), Middx. UB3-5LF... 10000000% reply to ALL !!! ø******************************* PAGE 67 *************************************« I AM LOOKING FOR MORE KEWL CONTAX ! ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^ For swapping all Amiga warez ! And for : SPEED / DEATH Metal trading ! I am not a LAME DISK THIEF !!! and I will reply to EVERYONE !!! ^^^^^^^^ For fast and friendly swapping : --- Antichrist --- 356 High Street Harlington, (HAYES) Middlesex . UB3 - 5LF . ENGLAND METALRULEZGREETZTOALLMYCONTAXBYEEEE! ø******************************* PAGE 68 *************************************« _______ \___ / ___ |__| ___ / / e/ / | | /o /\ / / / |\ | /__/ / /_/ (____/ | \| \__\/ /\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\ CONTACT SPEED OF CHAOS FOR TRADING THE LATEST IN TECHNO AND TRANCE!! STRICTLY THE BEST,NO MELLOW! -------- SPEED,6 MANSE ROAD,KATESBRIDGE, CO.DOWN,N.IRELAND!!!!!! ANYONE READING LIVE IN N.I? DO YOU GO TO CIRCUS CIRCUS? WRITE 4 THE LATEST JACKO TAPES ø******************************* PAGE 69 *************************************« PAZZA OF LSD WANTS TO GET IN ** DO YOU HAVE A FUNNY TELEPHONE NUMBER? TOUCH WITH ROLEPLAYERS(TABLETOP) ** HAVE YOU GOT A PIECE OF INFO ON FRUIT FROM EVERYWHERE!!!! ** MACHINES THAT YOU WOULD LIKE TO SHARE SO IF YOU LIKE A BIT OF THE OLD ** WITH SOME OTHERS???? AD&D,THEN GET IN TOUCH WITH PAZ ** HAVE YOU GOT AN INTRESTING STORY ABOUT NOW.... ** FRAUD,THE SUPERNATURAL,OR ANYTHING OUT WRITE TO... ** OF THE ORDINARY??? PAZZA, ** IF YOU HAVE,THEN SEND IT TO...... 2 SOUTH PARADE, ** SPEED, GAINSBOROUGH, ** 6 MANSE RD., LINCS, ** KATESBRIDGE, DN21 1UQ, ** CO.DOWN, ENGLAND ** N.I. ** PAZ-HOPE THIS IS OKAY! ** DELBS/COSINE-SEND MY DISX BACK PLEASE ******************************************************************************* RING SPEED FOR A FRIENDLY CHAT ON ** GET IN TOUCH WITH MAJIC MUSHROOM/LEMON +44(0)8206 71753 ** FOR SOME SHIT HOT TRADING NOW..... AND TRY TO DO IT AT A SOCIABLE ** TEL:-0524 425607 HOUR!! ** ASK FOR TREVOR ø******************************* PAGE 70 *************************************« ** ** __ ____ _____ _________ \/\/ANTED.....1 1581 C64 DISK DRIVE ** / // // /\ // // / ---------------------------------- ** /__ // / \// /__ ___/ ** / // / // ___/ \ TEL:-DEZZIE ON BELFAST ** /__/ // / //_____/_____ / ** / (0232) 663908 ** ----------------------------- / ** OF QUADRIGA ** WRITE TO..58 DUNLUCE AVENUE, ** WANTS TO HEAR FROM ANYONE WHO LISBURN ROAD, ** IS INTRESTED IN ANY OF THE BELFAST, ** FOLLOWING....1)CODING N.IRELAND. ** 2)SWAPPING ** 3)SHEEP-SHAGGING ** HI TO ALL CONTACTS EVERYWHERE ** TEL STINGER ON ..(0232)231408 ** ASK 4 SEAN ** ** ø******************************* PAGE 71 *************************************« ------------------------------------ **-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-* LEMON!!! ** C H A O S * ------------------------------------ **-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-8-* If you wanna swap hot legal warez ** * you better contact Majic Mushroom! ** Do you want to swap the very * ** latest in techno tapes..strictly * Majic Mushroom of LEMON. ** for the rush type stuff??? * 21 Stanley Road ** * MORECAMBE ** Then write to Speed at:- * Lancashire ** 6 MANSE ROAD, * LA3 1UP ** KATESBRIDGE, * England ** CO.DOWN, * ------------------------------------ ** N.IRELAND * No Lamers - Foreign Elite Prefered **************************************** Also cool RAVE/JUNGLE TECHNO tapes **LIVE IN N.I?GO TO CIRCUS?WRITE NOW!!!* ------------------------------------ **************************************** ø******************************* PAGE 72 *************************************« ******************************************************************************* * LEMON * ******************************************************************************* * MAJIC MUSHROOM OF LEMON IS LOOKING FOR MORE ELITE CONTACTS AROUND THE GLOBE * * IF YOU ARE INTERESTED THEN WRITE TO THE FOLLOWING ADDRESS........... * ******************************************************************************* * 21 STANLEY ROAD * * MORECAMBE * * LANCASHIRE * * LA3 1UP * * ENGLAND * ******************************************************************************* * MAINLY FOR ELITE FOREIGNERS.... ALSO FOR HARDCORE RAVE/JUNGLE TECHNO TAPES * * NO GARAGE!! IT SUXX!! NO LAMERS !! * ******************************************************************************* * LEMON LEMON LEMON LEMON LEMON LEMON LEMON LEMON LEMON LEMON LEMON * * LEMON LEMON LEMON LEMON LEMON LEMON LEMON LEMON LEMON LEMON LEMON* * LEMON LEMON LEMON LEMON LEMON LEMON LEMON LEMON LEMON LEMON LEMON* * LEMON LEMON LEMON LEMON LEMON LEMON LEMON LEMON LEMON LEMON LEMON * ******************************************************************************* ø******************************* PAGE 73 *************************************« --------------------------------- - Mister Brine of Voodoo Design - - is looking to swap with you!! - - - - Write to this address: - - - - Jon - - 7 Hardlands Avenue - - Torrisholme - - Morecambe - - Lancashire - - LA4 6NT - - England - --------------------------------- Also for supporting our UK Chart! --------------------------------- ø******************************* PAGE 74 *************************************« VOODOO DESIGN - SUPPORT THE UK CHART OBTAIN YOUR VOTING FORMS FROM MISTER BRINE OR JUST SEND YOUR USUAL UK VOTES ON PAPER 7 HARDLANDS AVENUE TORRISHOLME MORECAMBE LANCASHIRE LA4 6NT ENGLAND ø******************************* PAGE 75 *************************************« ******************************************************************************* * Lemon - Charto Alternativo! * ******************************************************************************* How about supporting the worlds strangest chart?? Then send your votes now! Here are the categories: Best Pinball Machine, Weirdest Scene Person, Worst Dressed Scene Person, Good Looking Scene Person, Best Food, Best Scene Charts, Most Irritating Scene Person, Best DiskMagazine, Best Beer, Best Party, Best SNES Demo, Worst Group To Be In, Weirdest Handle, Person Who Draws Nicest Doodles On Disks!! Rules: Please try to fill in your answers to the truth, as it seems to you. Do not make any feeble attempts to be funny, they will almost certainly fail. You MAY vote for yourself or a member of your group. Send to: KR'33, VOORSTE GEWIND 20, 4161 AC HEUKELUM, HOLLAND Send your Handle/Group/Function and Age! ******************************************************************************* ø******************************* PAGE 76 *************************************« ****************************************************************************** * Support the Voodoo Design UK Chart by voting in the following catergories * * and sending your paper back to Mister Brine at the address later on..... * * * * Best UK Single File Demo We are waiting for your votes,free ads, * * Best UK MusicDisk and messages....send them to..... * * Best UK Packmenu * * Best UK Graphics Artist Mister Brine/Voodoo Design * * Best UK Coder 7 Hardlands Avenue, * * Torrisholme, Morecambe, * * Lancashire, LA4 6NT. * * Best UK Megademo * * Best UK Diskmag * * Best UK Swapper * * Best UK Group * * Best UK Intro * * Best UK Packdisk * * Best UK Musician * * Best UK BBS * ****************************************************************************** ø******************************* PAGE 77 *************************************« ******************************* * ELITE, friendly swapping of * * the latest LEGAL warez :- * *-------------------------------* * Gemini/Dimension-X, T* * 54 WESTMORLAND ROAD, E* * URMSTON, C* * MANCHESTER, H* * M31-1HL, N* * U.K. O* ********************************* * Send disk(s)+long(ish!)letter!* * =>Letter in English/German<= * ********************************* *New VHS movies WANTED URGENTLY!* ********************************* * Greets 2 all contax + m8s! * ******************************* * DON'T DELAY....SEND TODAY!* *************************** ø******************************* PAGE 78 *************************************« -(*)- PHOENIX -(*)- =========== FOR A FAST COOL A.B.H (MANAGER) FOR A FAST COOL CONTACT WRITE TO 41 CRAVEN ROAD CONTACT WRITE TO A MEMBER OF PHOENIX HEMSWORTH A MEMBER OF PHOENIX FROM THIS MAG WEST YORKS FROM THIS MAG WF9 4SB ENGLAND FOR A FAST N CRAZY Z.E.D (SWAPPER) FOR A FAST N CRAZY SWAP WRITE TO ME 32 HOLGATE CRESENT SWAP WRITE TO ME NOW !!!!!! HEMSWORTH NOW !!!!!! WEST YORKS WF9 4NG DISK + COOL SCRIBE = 101% REPLY ø******************************* PAGE 79 *************************************« ----------------- - VOODOO DESIGN - ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ WE ARE LOOKING FOR MORE CONTACTS. WRITE TO ANDY AT THIS ADDRESS: -:+:- ANDY -:+:- 9 TITHEBARN HILL GLASSON DOCK NR LANCASTER LANCASHIRE LA2 0BY ENGLAND ø******************************* PAGE 80 *************************************« VOODOO DESIGN - SUPPORT THE UK CHART OBTAIN YOUR VOTING FORMS FROM MISTER BRINE OR JUST SEND YOUR USUAL UK VOTES ON PAPER 7 HARDLANDS AVENUE TORRISHOLME MORECAMBE LANCASHIRE LA4 6NT ENGLAND FREE ADVERTS AND MESSAGE BOX TOO! IF YOU DONT SUPPORT IT YOUR A GREAT WET LETTUCE AND MY MOTHER COULD DO BETTER! ø******************************* PAGE 81 *************************************« ** ** ____ ___________ ____ ** /V /__/V _____ /V \ ** / ¡ / \_____ \/ ¡ / \ ** \ " \ \ \ \ " \ \ ** \________/_________/_____mUb/ FOR A FAST AND COOL SWAP WRITE ** TO:- ** PAZZA OF LSD WANTS SOME AD+D ** TABLE-TOP ___ ____ __ ** --------- //\\_ /\\ \ ** CONTAX. __//-/ / /__\\ \ ** ______/_____/ ** WRITE TO:- ** PAZ, 28 THE AVENUE, ** 2 SOUTH PARADE, OLD GILFORD ROAD, ** GAINSBOROUGH, PORTADOWN, ** LINCS, CO-ARMAGH, ** ENGLAND. N.IRELAND ** ** ø******************************* PAGE 82 *************************************« ______ __ __ ______ ______ __ __ _________ __ / __ /\ / /\/ /\ / __ /\ / ____/\ / \/ /\ /_ _____ \/ _\ / /_/ / // /_/ / // /\/ / // /\___\// /\ / / / /\____\ /_/ / ____/ // __ / // / / / // ___/\ / / / / / / / / ) ( / /\___\// /\/ / // /_/ / // /\__\/ / / / / /__/ /_/ __/ /\ \__ /_/ / /_/ /_/ //_____/ //_____/\ /_/ /_/ //_____/\ /____/\____\ \_\/ \_\/\_\/ \_____\/ \_____\/ \_\/\_\/ \_____\/ \____\/____/ If you want to contact Phoenix for joining or swapping then write to: ABH ZED NEXUS (JOINING + SWAPPING) (SWAPPING) (MUSIC+CODE SWAPPING) 41 CRAVEN ROAD 32 HOLGATE CRESENT 6 BIRCHWOOD CLOSE HEMSWORTH HEMSWORTH THORNE WEST YORKSHIRE WEST YORKSHIRE DONCASTER ENGLAND ENGLAND ENGLAND WF9 4SB WF9 4NG DN8 4HR ø******************************* PAGE 83 *************************************« ______ __ __ ______ ______ __ __ _________ __ / __ /\ / /\/ /\ / __ /\ / ____/\ / \/ /\ /_ _____ \/ _\ / /_/ / // /_/ / // /\/ / // /\___\// /\ / / / /\____\ /_/ / ____/ // __ / // / / / // ___/\ / / / / / / / / ) ( / /\___\// /\/ / // /_/ / // /\__\/ / / / / /__/ /_/ __/ /\ \__ /_/ / /_/ /_/ //_____/ //_____/\ /_/ /_/ //_____/\ /____/\____\ \_\/ \_\/\_\/ \_____\/ \_____\/ \_\/\_\/ \_____\/ \____\/____/ A.B.H (MANAGER) FOR A FAST COOL 41 CRAVEN ROAD CONTACT WRITE TO HEMSWORTH A MEMBER OF PHOENIX WEST YORKS FROM THIS MAG WF9 4SB ENGLAND DISK = 100% REPLY ø******************************* PAGE 84 *************************************« ______ __ __ ______ ______ __ __ _________ __ / __ /\ / /\/ /\ / __ /\ / ____/\ / \/ /\ /_ _____ \/ _\ / /_/ / // /_/ / // /\/ / // /\___\// /\ / / / /\____\ /_/ / ____/ // __ / // / / / // ___/\ / / / / / / / / ) ( / /\___\// /\/ / // /_/ / // /\__\/ / / / / /__/ /_/ __/ /\ \__ /_/ / /_/ /_/ //_____/ //_____/\ /_/ /_/ //_____/\ /____/\____\ \_\/ \_\/\_\/ \_____\/ \_____\/ \_\/\_\/ \_____\/ \____\/____/ Z.E.D (SWAPPER) FOR A FAST N CRAZY 32 HOLGATE CRESENT SWAP WRITE TO ME HEMSWORTH NOW !!!!!! WEST YORKS WF9 4NG DISK = 100% REPLY ø******************************* PAGE 85 *************************************« ___ __ ___ ___ ___ / _/ __\ \ / _ \ / _ \ / _/_ /// __/ / X\\/// X\\/// \\\/// / \ \\\ \ \\\//\.\\\//\.\\\ \.\\\//\\\ \\\_///\\X_ \/\\X_ \/\\\_/ /\_/_/// \. ./ \. \ \. \ \. / / ./ [G] \_/ \_/ \_/ \_/ \_/ ... the future is OURS! Schitzo/CHAOS would like to swap with a few more coding contacts ... SCHiTZo/-CHAoS- 57 Feldane, Hull, HU6 9AU, ENGLAND! -... OnLy eXpeRIenCed DuDEzZz ...- ø******************************* PAGE 86************************************« __ _____ __ _/V / _/V ___/_/V .\ \__ \__ \__. .\ \__. \\ _/ / \ / | \\ /G| \\_ \_______X_______X_______/ __ __ \/ \/ /\ For anything to do with role-playing /\ /XX\ type thingies, contact ... /XX\ ¯¯¯¯ ¯¯¯¯ -:+ PaZZa/LsD +:- 2 South Parade, Gainsborough, Lincs., DN21 1UQ. ø******************************* PAGE 87 *************************************« _______ ___ __ ______ ______ _______ //__ \/__ \\ \/__ _ \/__ _ \/__ ___/ ///./ /\_//./ X //./ X //./ // //./ \__ \\\/ /___\\/ _ \\/ _ \\/ // \\/ _ X\ \\ X \\\_// //X_// /X\ X //X_// /// [G]\ ///__/ ///__/ ///\\ ///__/ /// ===\\\///=\\ _///=\\ _///==\\\///=\\ _///=== \\// \\,// \\,// \\// \\,// \/ \_/ \_/ \/ \_/ Hey guys! Do you want to join a friendly but productive group such as the one above? Then look no further and scribe to the following address ... No Examples? -(* Gollum/CHAOS! *)- No Disks? = 15 Melbourne Close, = No Fun! Kingswinford, No Reply! West Midlands, DY6 8JH. ø******************************* PAGE 88 *************************************« Do you own an A1200? Do you require more contacts? If the answer to the above questions is a big sloppy yes, then write to the following lump of bricks I call 'house'. -)* SAS *(- No Disk(s) 30, Highfield Road, No Boob(s) Ocker Hill, No Reply(s) Tipton, No Fun West Midlands, DY4 ORB. And remember the secret formula: Beer + Lemonade = SHANDY! ø******************************* PAGE 89 *************************************« _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ _ )\__ )\__ )\__ )\__ )\__ )\ )\ )\ )\__ )\__ )\__ / __ \ / __ \ / __ \ / __ \ / __ \ / / / / / // __ \ / __ \ / __ \ / /_/ // /_/ // / / // / /_// /_/ // / / /_/ // /_/ // /_ \// /_ \/ / __ // ____// / / // / / __ // / \__ // ____/ \__ \ / __/ / / / // / / /_/ // /_/\ / / / // /_/\ /\__/ // / /\__/ // /_/\ /_/ /_//_/ \____/ \____//_/ /_/ \____/ \____//_/ \____/ \____/ _____________________________________________________________________________ Denzil of Apocalypse is looking for more contacts to trade the latest in Amiga Warez, Rave Tapes and Videos. -= DENZiL/APoCALYPsE =- 70 Saxon Way, Romsey, Hants. SO51 8QY. ø******************************* PAGE 90 *************************************« WHY BE SO SILLY?? By Speed/CHAOS! This article is dedicated to all the dickheads who make it easier for B.T. and other companies to find out where they stand with phreaking and piracy. We have all seen it,a company thinks they have a new fullproof answer to something E.G.copying..someone goes and finds a way around the solution,it gets out and more and more people find out about it,and eventually some ass -hole has to go and send something to the media showing the whole thing on display to the world,and two days later it doesn`t work,because the company involved put all their resources into getting the problem stuffed out. A good example of this was when some idiot went to The Sun,and showed them the trick with the coat hanger to prevent the money from going into the collection box.A very crude method but a good one nonetheless.It worked for a few days after and then it all stopped because B.T. put all the man- power they could into getting the problem sorted out.This method can still be done on a slight variation,sometimes it works,sometimes it doesn`t,but it is still there,but I am not putting it on display for the world. Another example of this loud mouthed attitude was the DONGLE switch that was packaged with each copy of Robocop3.This worked by being put into the ø******************************* PAGE 91 ************************************« WHY BE SO SILLY? (cntd) other joystick port before loading,and according to Ocean,the dongle made the game virtually impossible to copy,and it would have taken a cracker many weeks to crack just one level of the dongle,and there were 1000s of levels on the dongle.So of course,some guy sat down,cracked it and put it on the boards.It went down through the usual levels,right down to the lamers at the bottom,who contribute nothing to the scene and make a killing by selling copies.One of these brightsparks decided to be the lad,and let Amiga Format have a copy as well,hence they told Ocean and now Ocean are starting to give up on disk format.So what would have the outcome if Arsehole had kept his hole shut? Well the chances are that Ocean would have been none the wiser and might still be packing Dongles with all their games,thinking that they were doing the trick,and not even thinking of ploughing 1000s of pounds into C.D. research,at least not for a few years yet.Other companies would probably have followed suit and pack aged the switches as well.Crackers would be happy as they would have found a bit of a challenge and it would have kept them intrested,and we would all be much happier generally.So in future,if you are going to spout off something to the press,don`t! You are not doing anyone any favours at all! ø******************************* PAGE 92 ************************************« Press-Report : 'Anounce LEMON. to scene' This text was written on the day LEMON. started as a group The date is 1 February 1993. It started with a joke , as a lot of things started with jokes so did our group. About half a year ago Dan,Nuke and I had a joke idea to use a logo by Walt/Melon Dezign. But instead of Melon.. I changed it to Lemon and added a little lemon at the bottom... After various chats and ideas we named ourselves LEMON Like a trio, as we are working since 'Seeing is believing'. My plan were to anounce this trio-form in Legalize it...2 but Dan had other plans with our trio-name. Then after PARTY II I received a letter from Hannibal. We talked about leaving Anarchy at the party.About the letter... Hannibal suggested to form a new team together with me Dan,Nuke and Paradoid.. We agreed with the new group.. and we see the situation like this now... Dan,Nuke and I formed LEMON. Paradroid,Hannibal,Madfreak and J.A.D,E (Slash) joined in... We disconnected our group from Anarchy ø******************************* PAGE 93 ************************************« and got some more new members WE liked to have in our team.. Result: LEMON. All you out there must notice that we are not trying to make fun of MELON DEZIGN. I (and a lot of other Lemon. members) adore Melon dezign .. So we are NOT trying to start any war here! To let our name sound (and look) weird we decided to put a point behind our name... so you pronounce LEMON. as :'Lemon point' And a Lemon is quite different to a Melon. They even taste different. Members of LEMON. are: Holland: Nao -Musician Facet (ex-Anarchy) -Graphic artist,Main organiser KR'33 (ex-Sanity) -Packer Denmark: Hannibal (ex-Anarchy) -Coder Pride (ex-Sanity) -Packer,Organiser in Denmark J.A.D,E (ex Slash/(A)) -Graphics-artist ø******************************* PAGE 94 *************************************« Mad Freak (ex-Anarchy) -Musician Dr.Gyble -Raytracer Future Mind -Moral Support Thuesen -Raytracer England: Dan (ex-Anarchy) -Coder Nuke (ex-Anarchy) -Musician Paradroid (ex-Anarchy) -Coder Majic Mushroom -Packer The reasons why we left Anarchy and Sanity are quite different so we will not name the reasons here. For any reason : Facet/Lemon. Burg.v.erpl.11 5171 JZ K'heuvel HollanD ø******************************* PAGE 95 *************************************« ø******************************* PAGE 96 *************************************« ø******************************* PAGE 97 *************************************« ø******************************* PAGE 98 *************************************« ø******************************* PAGE 99 *************************************« The last few words ... (aaahhh!) ---------------------------------- Well, here we are, the end of issue 1 of Ad-Mag from CHAOS. We hope that you have enjoyed reading this mag, as much as we have enjoyed making it. We apologise for the mega delay for when this was meant to be released, but due to a lot of the production members going on holiday as well as Speed (the other editor) having a lot of college work, it was delayed and I couldn't expect him to put Ad-Mag before his future, now could I? The next issue will (should!) have a lot more features, and it will also look a lot nicer. I would like to thank all the people who submitted news, adverts, and support towards this issue as we couldn't even guarentee that they would even be used. Cheers guyz! Without you this issue wouldn't be possible. I will end this page here, as I've still got to arrange the spreading of it. Hmmm... better assemble it first... hehe.. Well, get your text files in. After this issue you should know what to expect! ... GoLLuM/CHaoS OH NO! YOU'VE FOUND THE SECRET PART!!! ----------------------------------------- Yup! Here it is guys, a little hidden hidden article thingy bob thingy. -------------------------------------------------------------------------- In this article, I would like to send a BIG MEGAFUCKING to GHOSTBUMMERS! These guys are the LAMEST BASTARDS in the FUCKING WORLD!! If you have any contact with these guys, then I suggest you keep their disks! The people you have to look out for are as follows: Scorpion - Worst of the lot, a COMPLETE BASTARD!! Prodigy - Just sold his Amiga, so he probably wont contact you, but fuck him off if he does... Hornet - Still a Mail Trader I think... If you swap with him, then do not ignore this, but FUCKING KEEP HIS MOTHERFUCKIN' DISKS!!!! Shadow - An Ex-Mail Trader. He shouldn't cause any probs, he just hangs about with the dildo's. IF YOU SEE ANY OF THESE GUYS AT A PARTY, THEN FUCKING KILL THEM!!!!! READ THE FULL STORY IN GRAPEVINE ISSUE 15 AS TO WHY I HATE THEM!