talking with empty about his return to the scene and the new tyrone mag...

Dangermouse:
Ok, Acheron interviewed you last January (1998) about a lot of things.. You were 18 back then, is it safe to assume you are now 19?

Empty:
Yep.

Dangermouse:
One point for Dangermouse.. woop

Sill living at: ..err.. you told me.. Where the hell do you live?

Empty:
Yeah, You go you pimp aussie type you.

Texas yes.

Dangermouse:
Cool.

Empty:
Nope, Rather hot.

Dangermouse:
The main puporse of this interview is not to relive the glory days of your existance within the scene, although I;m sure they were really great, but as to why the hell you are back? Where dd you go off to?

I'm hotter than a mexican wearing a track suit

Empty:
It's called life, I went with it. Worked alot, Graduated highschool went to college till I was in a car wreck in october, had to drop college and work full time, and why am I back? Bordem, nothing much really, seeing old faces again and etc. And I just went away.

Dangermouse:
You had a life? Good god man.. I've only heard of such occurances a few times.. Maestro's stand-down from Legion being a prime example

Did you hear about that?

Empty:
Nope. What happened with it?

Dangermouse:
Y eah he went off to have a life, and left the group in the hands of Reanimator. Most people are saying "Oh what a sel out etc.. " without knowing all of the facts..

Empty:
If people get pissy over things in the scene, something's wrong.

Dangermouse:
People always get pissy about things in the scene..

Empty:
They need to learn to distinguish between life, and irc.

Dangermouse:
"You ripped my style"

"NO I didn't"

etc

Empty:
Contrary to most people's beliefes there IS a difference.

Dangermouse:
I agree. I mean shit, its not as if I go to movies reciting the names of the artists I know.. "IS ANYONE HERE CALLED FILTH!!?"

Empty:
Oh wait... You dont do that..?

Dangermouse:
Err.. Shit, I don't.. Does everyone else?

Empty:
Well...

Dangermouse:
notteegee: I go to the movies reciting "Reanimator is my god.. Kneel before him!"

wtf

Empty:
Eh?


Dangermouse:
Ijust told teegee that, but oh well

Empty:
Freak.

Dangermouse:
stupid auto nick feature by black jack

Empty:
Jeffy.. I wouldnt use anything made by him, wouldnt trust it =)

Dangermouse:
Anyways dude, you joined remose a while back with the intention of releasing a monthly emag called Tyrone, and you did..

Empty:
Wrong.

Dangermouse:
You've come back now to release another issue Ive heard

oh fuck

Empty:
I joined remorse at pack 11, to release art.

Dangermouse:
That's what you said last time

Empty:
Which I did for a few issues, then died off.

Dangermouse:
Lying prick. bah!

What, did you get up to #5 or something?

Empty:
I've been in.. eh, lots of groups for art, Tyrone was only released in remorse because I was in the group.

I put out three issues. Fourth, coming out, uh, sometime.

Dangermouse:
You said you were on #5 in january.. were you on crack at the time?

Empty:
I did?

Dangermouse:
Yep

Empty:
Apparently. I only remember doing three issues.

Dangermouse:
i quote:

" and i asked Necromancer if he wanted it to be remorse related, and we both agreed that it would be a remorse publication, its a monthly mag, im on issue 5 now.. "

Empty:
That's fucked.

Dangermouse:
Indeed

Empty:
Let me check #ascii.

Meanwhile, in #ascii..

<empty_> Hey people.
<empty_> Question.
<empty_> How many issues of Tyrone did I actually release?
<empty_> Three, or four?
<midknight> 3
<revolve> hitek: yea. for a bit longer.
<zero81> Seven.
<hitek> zero, heh. just got home from a little christmas shopping escapade. I've never seen so many people in my life. =b
<empty_> o7, Eat my white ass.
<revolve> empty_: 4
<zero81> hitek, whoah.
<empty_> Anyone got them?
<zero81> I christmas shop online.
<zero81> teehee.
<empty_> I could have sworn I only released three.
<hitek> zero, heh. I would, but my mom doesn't trust the Internet.
<whirr81> i thought three.
<hitek> zero, she's afraid of hackers getting snatching her info.
<revolve> I think 4.

Empty:
Three apparently

Dangermouse:
Hmm..

Empty:
Four? Hmm

Dangermouse:
You must have been smacked up on something that day..

ooh ohh! Maybe you released 4, were working on #5 and stopped it mid-issue?

Empty:
Well, hell, Ill call this Tyrone#4 anyway, or something else, like Tyrone the re-brith or some stupid name.

Dangermouse:
haha

Empty:
Possibly. But everyone has different answers.

Dangermouse:
Well anyways, so what's the deal with the new Tyrone -- still going to be a Remorse publication?

Empty:
Im not listed as a member of remorse anymore(Well, I dont think I am.. last pack I saw was like 16), so no.

Dangermouse:
Shit, its up to #28 now

Going independant then? :)

Empty:
28? I've been gone that long? no way. Freaky.

Yeah, it'll just be Tyrone. Ill get people to draw and write out the ass again though. Im good at ordering underlings around. =)

Dangermouse:
Any ideas on the content so far? Any articles you'd want to write?

Empty:
I dont know what ill write, probably some crap on why im releasing again, and well, that Linux wars things Whirr never finished for me.

Dangermouse:
Linux Wars? Tell me about what the fabulousy sexy wind rider was doing for you?

Empty:
Just a parody of star wars with #ascii people as characters in it.

Dangermouse:
hah. That'd fucking rock

Empty:
The first two were halarious.

Dangermouse:
I should put them on acheron

Empty:
Find Tyrone, stick that stinky bitch there. All three or four. How ever many I released.

Dangermouse:
Heh. I think we discussed putting Tyrone on the web a few times didn't we? Never got around to it

Empty:
I think we did, but nothing ever get's done around here.

Dangermouse:
No shit haha

Welp, I suppose I might as well ask the question that has been a topic of debate lately on acheron.. How do you feel about those who use gif2ansi?

Empty:
Lazy bastards.

Dangermouse:
haha That's it?

Empty:
No talent hacks?

Dangermouse:
haah. I think that says it all really :0

Empty:
Woo.

Dangermouse:
Welp, we'd might as well call it quits then :)

Empty
No more "present scene" questions? I can make good assumptions on things that I have no clue about.

Dangermouse:
Really? What are your feelings on the recent Tomppa1 and Knave fued?

Empty:
Well, I think it's bullshit, Tomppa1 is shit, and Knave needs to open those damned eyes.

Dangermouse:
BWAHHA. You have no idea :) heh, good shit

Empty:
Now, my turn.

Dangermouse:
ok

Empty:
What in the fuck is up with it?

Dangermouse:
What, tomp1 and knave?

Empty:
yeah

Dangermouse:
Tomp1 accused the knave of ripping his style. Check it out in the discussions base

Empty:
Possibly, some day. Any other questions I can decide on with out knowing a shread of facts?

Dangermouse:
What do you think of the fact that acheron.org is two years old in January?

Empty:
One word. Fad.

Dangermouse:
Yeah, it'll never last

Empty:
Nope, Never, especially with that moron who runs it.

Dangermouse:
What's his name again? err.. Penfold?

Empty:
Fagass I think.

Dangermouse:
that's him

Empty:
Oh wait, The Guardian. That's the guy who runs it. Him and Radman. Both posers.

Dangermouse:
I think we'd better call it quits

Empty:
We could bullshit for endless hours, you know.

Dangermouse:
I know, that's what I'm affraid of :)

Empty:
Goodm then let's not. How about we dont but say we did?

Dangermouse:
Sounds good to me

Empty:
Might I add one last phrase to the interview before I go?

Dangermouse:
Yes, you may..

Empty:
Let my people go. Live by it.

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