ABOUT ME TOO ADVENTURES BANG BEAT DARK FUTURE FLAPDOODLE FOUR HUMOURS FUTURE QUARREL HOLES LET IT BE LULABY FOR HUSSEIN MECHANIC BIRDS ARMY MUTANT'S DEATH NEW YORK RAT NIGHT DREAMS REFLECTION SATURDAY SMILY FATE TERRIBLE COLD THE DESERT THE ROCKERS I'M WAITING! LOADING UNPACK CHANGE DISC WELCOME! WELCOME IN OUR ANOTHER PRODUCT: INSERT COIN! HMMM, STUPID NAME... OK, OK... THIS IS OUR SECOND MUSIC DISK, THIS TIME WITH MUSICS BY OUR NEW MUSICIAN - DIXAN05. ONE WORD ABOUT GFX, GRAPHS WAS PAINTED BY US, NOT AT ALL, SORRY. I (UNCLE MAT ON KEYBOARD!) WILL GO TO GDA/SK TO THE JOKER'S COPY-PARTY IN NOT SO FAR FUTURE! - BEATYFUL! I LIKE COPY-PARTIES!!! WOW! AT THE BEGINING OF SCROLL MUST BE SOME GREETINGS! THEN I GREET FOLLOWING GROUPS AND GUYS: - PEPSI DRINKERS INC. - INVESTATION - JOKER - THE QUARTET INC. - KATHARSIS - HELL ORDER TEAM - G-FORCE - DIOXIDE - LALIQUE - PITU$ - MOTOR - STX - METAL LORD - JT SCA - AND ALL MEMBERS OF RED SPECTRES! AND HERE THEY ARE (IN ALPHABETICAL ORDER): - DIXAN05 (MUSICAN) - DUMPLING RAF (GFX-MAN, SWAPPER AND ...STOREKEEPER!) - JAMES BOND (SWAPPER) - LALIQUE (HONOURABLE MEMBER, BIIIIIG IDIOT, MATHEMATICAL ASSISTANT) - LEE (GFX-MAN, CRACKER) - MR.SEB (NOW, I'M NOT SURE... PROBABLY SPREADER...) - UNCLE MAT (IT'S ME! CODER AND FROM TIME TO TIME ALSO GFX-MAN.) OH, VERY IMPORTANT MESSAGE! IF YOU'RE GOOD GUY (PERHAPS CODER, MUSICIAN, GFX-MAN) IMMEDIATELY JOIN TO US! WE'RE WAITING.... OH,OH,OH,OH,... I HATE SCHOOL! I HATE SCHOOL! AND I HATE TEACHERS! THEY ARE SUCKERS, FUCKERS, CLAPPERS AND PIGS! YA, STOP TALKING ABOUT SHITS... WOWOWOW! I FORGOT SEND SOME FUCKINGS! TERRIBLE! THEN I FUCKS: - D.K.BIT - GREGSOFT - KRZYS SOFT - HENIO SOFT - JJJKKK SOFT - 2D TEAM - TAF - AND ALL THIEFS AND LAMERS OF GIE%DA! AND SPECIAL FUCKINGS TO.... OF COURSE TO THE GREAT ELECTRICIAN - OUR (?) SHITTY PRESIDENT! FUCK OFF, SUCKER! AND NOW STOP FUCKING... NOW I'LL THROW AMIGA TO DIXAN05... (I'LL BACK IN THIS SCROLL AGAIN.) . . . . . . . . . YO! 01, 02, 03, 04, 05, DIXAN05... WHAT ARE YOU LOOKIN' FOR? YOU SEE I CAN COUNT TO '5' GREAT! CAN YA COUNT TO DIXAN05? OH, NO! SUMMER FINISHED! - NIECH TO JASNY ELEKTRYK KOPNIE! - I HAVE TO RETURN TO 'EDEN' AND MEET ALL THIS IDIOTS - TEACHERS! SO STUPID, SO SHITTY, SO ANGRY. BUT DON'T WORRY? WE HAVE A SOLUTION! THIS SOLUTION IS A MAN CALLED LALIC! HE CAN EAT THEM ALL! - HEY! LALIC!... LALIC!... WHERE ARE YOU? AH, YES! HERE YOU ARE... LISTEN LALIC, CAN YA EAT THE TEACHERS OF MY SCHOOL? EH, LALIC! DON'T EAT MY AMIGA! HEY, WHAT DO YOU DO WITH THIS DISK?! I SAID: DON'T EAT MY MACHINE! STOP IT! DON'T EAT! OH, NO! NOT THIS! HELP! BOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUMMMM !!!!!........... NOW LEE WRITTING SOME CRAPS... I HATE WRITE THOSE FUCKED SCROLLS, BUT THE UNCLE FORCED ME TO WRITE IT. I DECIDED THEN TO WRITE, BUT ABOUT WHAT? I DON'T KNOW WHAT I'M WRITTING FOR? PROBABLY FOR A DEMO... WHO WILL MAKE THIS DEMO? I DON'T KNOW. ABOUT WHAT? I DON'T KNOW. I KNOW NOTHING! EVERYTHING IS SHIT! (EXCEPT RSS OF COURSE) I HAVE ONE MONTH OF HOLIDAYS MORE! AND I'M VERY HAPPY! I SEND GREETS TO ALL PEOPLE WHO WILL GO TO SCHOOL THIS MONTH (SEPTEMBER '91). I SEND ALSO MY MOTTO: NIECH SWIATLO WIEDZY WAS PROWADZI DO... HAHAHA. I FUCK ALL IDIOTS EXCEPT LALIC. I HATE PC-USERS (RYSIA MIKOCKIEGO ORAZ JEGO CHOLERNEGO KLONA!)... WHAT MORE? I DON'T KNOW. SHITTY WEATHER, RAIN IS FALLING NON-STOP. BUT THIS IS NOTHING. I DON'T REMEMBER MORE FUCKED HOLIDAYS. EXACTLY BOTH JOURNEYS TO ZAKOPIEC. I SEND MY PERSONAL GREETINGS TO: ALL FRIENDS, RSS MEMBERS (EXACTLY FOR JAMES BOND), JURAS (AND WHAT ABOUT OUR DISKS FROM TYCHY?), LALIC (ONLY ONE IDIOT I KNOW! - ALL EATING!), ALL THE AMIGA FAMLILY (WITHOUT THE LAMERS, OF COURSE) AND TO HOT WATER... NOW FUCKINGS FOR ALL IDIOTS (ESPECIALLY THOSE ONES FROM ZAKOPANE), IBM AND COMPATIBILES, POLICE, PRESIDENT AND PKS (OBY WAS JASNY SZLAG TRAFI%!). AND THIS IS PROBABLY THE END OF MY PART IN THIS SCROLL - WRITTEN BY ME WHO WAS FORCED TO WRITE... UNCLE MAT IS DESTROYING HIS AMIGA AGAIN! BUT WHAT WRITTING HERE... PERHAPS IT... PI (IN MATH) - WHAT'S THIS? NUMBER? NO, NO... THIS IS (ONLY IN POLISH) KUC I ORAC! BELIVE? NO? THAN COUNT... KUC-3 I-1 ORAC-4 = 3 14 .... NOW BELIVE ME? WAAAAA... I'RE FINISHING THIS SCROLL... COMING SOON FROM RED SPECTRES: BEAST-BOBS DEMO, INSERT COIN EDITION II AND PERHAPS A SHITTY VECTORS DEMO... OH, OF COURSE HERE ADDRESS FOR CONTACT: - GRZEGORZ CA%KOWSKI, RZ&DOWICE, UL.DOBRODZIE/SKA 8, 42-780 DOBRODZIE/, POLAND... BUT IF YOU ARE A LAMER DON'T WRITE! WE HATE LAMERS! WELL, IF YOU WANT TO READ MORE (I THINK YOU'RE NOT, ISN'T IT?) - THEN NOW MOVE YOUR EYES UP AND READ SMALL SCROLL ................. AYE! BE HAPPY AND SMILY LIKE A ... LALIC! $$$ DON'T SLEEP! SELECT A TUNE! $$$ ABOUT ME TOO - THIS IS A -CRITICAL- SONG ABOUT ME! YES, THERE IS ONLY ONE WORD: CRITICAL -THAT'S RIGHT-. MESSAGE TO ALL: I'M NOT A GOOD MUSICIAN, I KNOW BUT LET ME SAY IT'S NOT A LONG TIME I HAVE AN AMIGA AND I HAD NEVER COMPOSED BEFORE... BUT WAIT AGAIN A BIT I WILL TRY TO BE BETTER THAN NOW... - GOOD MUSIC JOKE SAID LEE ABOUT THIS LITTLE-SHORT-QUASI SONG. FINISHED! CHANGE THE TUNE... ADVENTURES - A SHORT MINI-SONG... SHORT BUT NICE ISN'T IT? A REAL 15 MINUTES OF WORK. WATCH AND LISTEN... WELL, SHORT SONG - SHORT SCROLL. SO... THAT'S ALL! BANG BEAT... LALIC SAID: I NOT BELIVE THIS SONG IS WRITTEN BY U. LEE SAID: WELL... WELL... UNCLE MAT SAID: TOO HARD! DIXAN05 -ME- SAID: HMMMM, NOT BAD. I DON'T KNOW WHAT SAID JAMES BOND, DUMPLING RAF, MR.SEB -HI GUYS!-. BUT THE MOST IMPORTANT THING IT'S WHAT THE GREAT ELECTRICIAN HAVE TO SAY ABOUT PROBABLY SOMETHING LIKE: SLUCHAC TEGO NIECHCEM ALE MUSZEM BO... TEGO... PREZYDENT TO NIE JEST FRAJER-POMPKA. THAT'S ALL FOR THIS BEAT!!! DARK FUTURE - THIS SONG IS BORING SO THIS IS A PLACE FOR A LITTLE JOKE: A DRUNKED MAN ENTER A BUS AND SAYS: THERE ARE THIEFS ON THIS SIDE AND BITCHES ON THE OTHER SIDE... THEN A MAN CRY: BUT, I HAVEN'T STOLEN ANYTHING IN MY LIFE! DRUNKED MAN REPLIED: SO... YOU CAN CHANGE THE SIDE, SUCKER! FLAPDOODLE - LEE AND LALIC SAID THAT IS FINE! YOU KNOW? LALIC HAD HIS FIRST CONTACT WITH NATURE! TODAY HE WANTED TO CRUSH A FLOWER... THEN... SOMETHING BITED HIM!!! THIS IS A GOOD LESSON FOR THIS IDIOT WHO WILL RUN AWAY FROM ANY PLANTS! FOUR HUMOURS - I DON'T KNOW WHAT'S THIS. I WAS WRITTING THIS SONG FOUR DAYS AND EVERYDAY I HAD A DIFFERENT HUMOUR... SO... IT'S TOO LONG AND THIS WAS MY SECOND AMIGA-SONG, SORRY... FUTURE QUARREL - THIS DEADLY BORING SONG YOU ARE LISTENING TO IS MY FIRST,FIRST,FIRST SONG WRITTEN ON 'TRACKER. I KNOW THIS IS A PIECE OF SHIT BUT U CAN ALWAYS CHANGE THE TUNE... HOLES - HOLES IN... WHAT? I DON'T KNOW! PROBABLY HOLES IN HOLES. A PIECE OF STUPID SCROLL FOR A PIECE OF STUPID MUSIC FOR A PIECE OF LALIC... TOO STUPID, TOO SHORT, TOO LONG AND... -I DON'T WANT TO WRITE ANYMORE- TURN IT OFF! LET IT BE - HBEEEEEEK!!! MY FIRST CONVERSION. WRITTEN FOR A SHITTY SCHOOL PARTY BUT... NO ONE POSED ANY QUESTIONS 'BOUT THIS SONG... FUCK IT! THIS IS THE BEATLES CONVERSION BY ME -DIXAN05- A LONG,LONG TIME AGO... WOOOOOOW! UNCLE MAT ON THE LINE! I SAY: THIS IS MY FAVOURITE DIXAN05'S SONG! LULABY FOR HUSSEIN - COMPOSED DURING THE GULF WAR, AND... THIS IS A SONG FOR U, MY DEAR SADDAM! GREETINGS FOR ALL HUSSEIN'S FANATICS! THIS IS A LAST LULABY WRITTEN FOR HIM - NOBODY SINGS LULABYS IN HELL. BEGIN OF THIS SONG LOOK SOME ARHYTMIC BECAUSE IT IS PLAYED BY A DRUNKED MAN. MECHANIC BIRDS ARMY - THIS TIME UNCLE MAT ON KEYBOARD! I HAVE A MESSY: IF YOU NEED A INTRO, DEMO OR OTHER PROGRAM - IMMEDIATELY WRITE TO ME! ADDRESS ON THE DOWN SCROLL! AND ONCE AGAIN IN POLISH: POTRZEBUJESZ INTRO,DEMO LUB INNY PROGRAM - NATYCHMIAST PISZ DO MNIE! ADRES ZNAJDZIESZ W DOLNYM SCROLL'U! ...FINE... MUTANT'S DEATH - THIS TIME NO ANY COMMENTS! NEW YORK RAT - POOR RAT,POOR RAT,POOR RAT BUT WHAT IS THAT? NEW YORK RAT! NOOOO! ENOUGH! ENOUGH! ENOUGH! BORED? NO? DON'T READ ANYMORE! THERE IS A DANGER-STRANGER. BEST REGARDS FORM ALL HUNGRY CATS... POOR RAT,POOR RAT,POOR RAT... NIGHT DREAMS - THIS IS A SONG ABOUT WHAT U CAN FEEL WHEN U ARE SLEEPING. LALIC SAID NOTHING! LEE SAID TYPOWE DLA MICHALA -ME-. THIS SONG IS ALSO DEADLY BORING, BUT WHEN I'M BORED I WRITE BORING SONGS... HERE UNCLE MAT AGAIN: NO, THAT'S NOT RIGHT! THIS IS REALLY FINE, BUT ONLY MIDDLE OF THIS SONG IS TERRIBLE - BEGIN AND END ARE OK. REFLECTION - WHAT CAN I WRITE ABOUT? WELL I WAS SAD AND WHEN I'M SAD I WRITE SAD SONGS. FIRST IT WAS COMPOSED BY ME FOR A GUITAR BUT THIS IS THE AMIGA VERSION. SATURDAY - COMPOSED BY ME FOR MY UNCLE WHO DIED. IT WAS SUNDAY. I RETURNED FROM WEEKEND THAN I LISTENED THAT MY UNCLE IS DEAD. HE WAS DEAD ON SATURDAY - A DAY AGO. THIS SONG IS WRITTEN FOR HIM. SMILY FATE - BE SMILY, HAPPY AND FUNNY LIKE A FATE !!! TERRIBLE COLD - TERRIBLE! ISN'T IT? HMMM... I THINK IT'S TIME TO EXPLAIN WHY MY PSEUDONYME IS SO STUPID. 'DIXAN05' - WELL, 'DIXAN' - THIS IS A KIND OF WASHING POWDER AND POWDER IN POLISH IS PROCH. AND MY SECOND NAME IS PROCHOWNIK... BUT THIS 05 WHAT'S THIS? THIS IS MY LUCKY NUMBER. WELL... WHEN YOU WILL SEE 'DIXAN05' YOU WILL KNOW WHAT'S THIS! THE DESERT - WHAT ABOUT IT? WAIT AND LISTEN UNTIL A LOVELY WHITE CAR WITH THE MEN IN WHITE APROWS WILL TAKE YA IN A WHITE HOUSE.... THAT'S ALL! THE ROCKERS - SOME QUASI-HARD SONG WITH A SHIIIITY BEGIN BUT... LEE AND A STRANGE MAN CALLED LALIC SAID THEY LIKE IT ?!?