HI THERE DUDES !!!! HERE IS ANOTHER MASTERPIECE FROM YDEX, BROUGHT TO YOU BY MR. SNEAKER, THE CODER OF THIS LITTLE PROGGY. IF YOU WANT TO CONTACT ME, THEN READ THE SCROLLTEXT AND YOU WILL FIND MY ADDRESS. THE DATE IS: 88-12-25, 4.44 PM. THE MUSIC YOU ARE LISTENING TO WAS MADE BY MODESTY AND NOT BY TMB (FORTUNATELY) CAUSE HIS AFROMIXES ARE REALLY BAD. THEY MAKE ME SICK AND UNHAPPY, BUT HE LOOKS JUST AS IF HE JUST HAD MADE A MUSICAL MASTERPIECE. I DONT UNDERSTAND HOW ANYONE CAN RAPE SOUNDTRACKER IN SUCH A WAY. WELL, HE WAS BORN LIKE THAT, I SUPPOSE.(BUT HE IS HALF FINNISH AND HALF SPANISH SO THAT EXPLAINS IT, I GUESS). WHAT DO YOU SAY ABOUT THAT TMB ??? WELL, I MUST SAY YOU DISSAPOINT ME. REALLY YOU DO ! YOU HAVE HIGHER GRADES IN LANGUAGE (SWEDISH) THAN ME AND STILL YOU CANNOT WRITE ANYTHING BETTER THAN THAT CRAP-SHIT.(SORRY ABOUT THE BAD WORDS, LADS) IF YOU WANT TO KNOW, MY AFROMIXES ARE ONLY MY RELAXINGTHEMES AS I MAKE WHEN MR SNEAKER IS STUDYING HIS MATHS. NOW I FEEL TEDIUM AND I CANNOT AIR A GRIEVANCE. GOODBYE AND SLEEP WELL MY LITTLE DARLING AS BOGART USED TO SAY - OR DIDNT HE ? HERE IS FOR MISTER INTELLEKTUALL (K OR C ?) I BET IT IS A C !! WELL, TMB IS A NICE BOY WHEN HE SLEEPS. NOW LADIES AND GENTLEMEN (ARE THERE ANY LADIES ???) ITS SOON BEDTIME, AND THEREFORE TMB AND ME (MR. S.) ARE GOING TO TELL YOU A STORY.......... ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WAS A .......A......A..... WHAT THE FUCK, WHO CARES. LETS TELL SOME JOKES INSTEAD: DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY MICE THAT ARE NEEDED TO SCREW IN A LIGHTBULB ??? TWO, BUT NONE OF THEM KNOW HOW THEY GOT THERE !!!! DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THAT IRISH TERRORIST THAT WAS GOING TO BLOW UP A TANK ? HE FAILED,BURNING HIS LIPS ON THE FUME PIPE. DID YOU HEAR ABOUT THE IRISH TERRORIST ? HE WHO WAS GOING TO BLOW UP A TANK ? HE GOT MIXED WITH COFEE CONTRIBUTED BY TMB, DRINKING IRISH COFEE!!! HE REALLY IS A SHITHEAD !!!!! ( MR. S. SPEKING AGAIN) THAT WAS THE WORST JOKE I HAVE EVER HEARD. YOU MUST BE REALLY SICK TO BE ABLE TO PUKE UP SOMETHING LIKE THAT. WELL, FROM NOW ON I KEEP THE KEYBOARD FOR MYSELF. DO YOU WANT ME TO TELL YOU A LITTLE ABOUT A BLURRED BACK-BIASED CASCADE AMPLIFYING CATCHING DIOD WITH A BROKEN LINE DIFFUSION DRAIN TO SOURCE EPITAXIAL DIFFERENTIAL INPUT AND AN ELEVATED TEMPERATURE ??????? YOU DONT ??? OHH, YOU REALLY DISSAPOINT ME. THEN I WONT TELL YOU ABOUT THE INDESCRIBABLE LUMINOUS MONOLITHIC MERCURY ARC RECTIFIER WITH NEGLIGIBLE MULTISTAGE PIECEWISE LINEAR QUIESCENT RIPPLE EITHER !!!! WHAT NOW THEN ???? DIDNT I PROMISE TO GIVE MY ADDRESS TO THOSE OF YOU THAT WANT TO CONTACT ME ??? WELL, HERE IT IS: ANDERS ERIKSSON, GIBRALTARG. 92 - K903, 412 79 GOTHENBURG, SWEDEN YOU GOT IT ??? HERE IT IS AGAIN. AND... JUST KIDDING !!!! THOSE OF YOU WHO CANT READ I DONT WANT TO GET IN TOUCH WITH ANYWAY. BY THE WAY, IS THERE ANY ARTISTS OUT THERE, LONGING FOR SOMETHING TO DRAW, THEN CONTACT US, PLEEEEEEEEASE, AS ROGER RABBIT WOULD SAY !!! IF YOU DIDNT NOTICE IT, TODAYS DATE IS THE 25TH OF DECEMBER (WHEN I AM WRITING THIS) AND THAT MEANS ITS THE DAY AFTER CHRISTMASDAY AND THAT MEANS I AM FED UP WITH SWEDISH MEATBALLS, HAM, SAUCEGES AND A LOT OF OTHER THINGS THAT I DONT KNOW HOW TO SAY IN ENGLISH !!! BUT IT ALSO MEANS, AND THAT IS THE MOST IMPORTANT THING, THAT I AM FREE FROM SCHOOL, AND THATS WHAT CHRISTMAS REALLY IS ABOUT, CELEBRATING THE STUDENTS FREEDOM, OR DONT YOU THINK SO ??? WELL I AM GETTING TIRED OF ALL THIS BULLSHIT NOW, BUT I AM WAITING FOR MODESTY TO CALL, CAUSE I AINT GOT THE GREETING LIST, AND WHEN I CALLED HIM HE WAS TAKING HIS YEARLY CHTISTMAS BATH, SO I AM SITTING HERE WRITING JUST TO MAKE TIME GO FASTER. OOOPS, THE PHONE RINGING....... HI, WHO IS IT ??? ............ OH, HI MODESTY ........... WHY ARE YOU TALKING SO STRANGE ??? .............. WHAT ? SCHAMPOO IN YOUR MOUTH !!!! I JUST CALLED TO SAY THAT I AM COMING TO YOUR HOUSE TO TYPE IN ALL THE GREETINGS SO SEE YOU IN A MINUTE. WELL FOLKS, THIS WAS HOW IT WAS MEANT TO BE, CAUSE ALL THIS REALLY HAPPENED. I WENT TO MODESTYS PLACE WHERE HE WROTE A COUPLE OF KILOBYTES OF TEXT, AND THEN WE TYPED IN ALL THE GREETINGS WHICH TOOK US A LOOOOOONG TIME. WE SAVED THE SOURCE CODE ON THE DISK WHERE I KEEP MY LATEST CODINGS AND THEN I WENT HOME, HAPPY AS A RUBBER TYRE. AND WHAT DO YOU THINK I DISCOVERED WHEN I CAME HOME. THAT SUCKING, FUCKING PUSSYCOMPUTER OF HIS HAD MADE MY DISK FULL WITH READ/WRITE ERRORS, AND THAT REALLY PISSED ME OFF. THE SOURCE CODE WITH THE GREETINGS WAS COMPLETELY DESTROYED AND ALL THE OTHER CODES WERE BADLY DAMAGED. SO, THANKS TO MODESTYS FUCKING DRIVE, THERE WONT BE ANY GREETINGLIST THIS TIME, JUST A BIG HELLO TO ALL OF OUR CONTACTS. I JUST DONT HAVE THE STRENGTH TO TYPE ALL OF YOU IN AGAIN, CAUSE THERE ARE A FEW OF YOU !!! FINALLY, TWO THINGS ....... 1: A MESSAGE TO MODESTY. IF YOU DONT KILL THAT DRIVE I PROMISE I WILL DO IT !!!! AND 2: DONT FORGET.......... DONT WORRY, BE HAPPY (EVEN IF THERE ARE BIG PROBLEMS WITH THAT WHEN YOUR SOURCE CODES ARE DESTROYED) SEE YOU ---- MR. SNEAKER