$VER: Chip'O'Matic 4.0 (1.8.94) Chip'O'Matic PROGDIR:CoM-No4 Chip'O'Matic #4 Chip'O'Matic #4, © Doodles^Shock 1994 Chip'O'Matic Issue #4 Chip'o'matic requires Kickstart v2.04+ (V37) to run. Consider to update your operating system!! NOW! Chip'O'Matic: Chip'O'Matic Interrupt Chip'O'Matic SoftInt CHIP'O'MATIC NR.4 D-ZIRE/SB & R-CADE/TDS 270722210163:37 BIOHAZARD THE SILENCER/TDS 344881914102:26 INTROSONG1 MIKE/DEADLINE DESIGN 1567419138 1:34 TOTAL LAZYNESS MIKE/DEADLINE DESIGN 9528 8 6 181:01 BUZZAROUND MIKE/DEADLINE DESIGN 13972118 7 0:56 SOMETHIN' WIERD SPIROU/SENSELESS DESAJN12902227 141:24 IST DAS EIN BOOT? SPIROU/SENSELESS DESAJN8976 4 1 7 2:08 SMOKE CLOUD HI-Q/CYBERTECH CORP 8112 106 5 1:16 SELECT MODULE: CHIP'O'MATIC NR.4 BIOHAZARD INTROSONG1 TOTAL LAZYNESS BUZZAROUND SOMETHIN' WIERD IST DAS EIN BOOT? SMOKE CLOUD MODULE INFORMATION TITLE.....: ....................... ------------------ AUTHOR....: ....................... CHIP'O'MATIC SIZE......: ..... 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SELECT TEXT: WRITTEN BY: =-=========================================-= THE EDITORIAL BY.......................D-ZIRE RELEASE AND SUBSCRIBE INFO..........THE STAFF DO YOU KNOW WHAT TO VOTE?..............R-CADE JUST SOME GREETS.......................R-CADE A FLY ON THE WINDSCREEN?...............R-CADE DID YOU KNOW?..........................R-CADE SOMEWHERE IN TIME........................INFO FREE VMB'S FROM..................THE SILENCER ANOTHER DAY IN THE LIFE WE LIVE....POWERSLAVE SOME GREETS FROM.............ICE & POWERSLAVE MINI PARTY AT ICE'S PLACE....ICE & POWERSLAVE HOW TO CALL FOR FREE......................ICE MOTOROLA PLANS THE 68060 NEXT QUARTER....INFO U.S. ROBOTICS PRESS RELEASE!.............INFO SOME MORE BLONDE JOKES - PART A........R-CADE SOME MORE BLONDE JOKES - PART B........D-ZIRE DIRTY JOKES.........................BEN DOVER BORING GREETS FROM.....................D-ZIRE NICE PICKUP LINES - 1...............MIKE HUNT NICE PICKUP LINES - 2...............MIKE HUNT STAR TREK CORNER.......................D-ZIRE =-======[ (C)-94 THE DOODLES^SHOCK! ]======-= =-=========================================-= ============================================= ============================================= THE EDITORIAL .-_________________ ________- - - - --. | \____ __/\_____ \ / _____/ The doodles | | / | / | \\_____ \ & sh0ck | | / | / | \ | \ | | / | / : \ : \ presents: | |\\______| \__________/ ______/ | `---- - - - - \____/ - - - - ----' C H i P ' O ' M A T i C - i S S U E # 4 Have you seen the new MTV show? Kurt Cobaine: Plugged. Hhmmmm.... yet another DELAYED issue? SURE!!! But as we said before: What's something that isn't delayed? ... dunno! I've never seen it! After all it's summer and the heat is much more than I can stand... so don't expect TOO MUCH of this issue! Alot more texts should have been in this issue but the file size became TOO BIG so I had to delete around 8 of the articles... they might be released in the next issue! You can always send me your modules and I'll include them on the next issue... the add is as always : David J. Elfstrom Markorgrand 22 826 35 Soderhamn SWEDEN Or just upload them at SOMEWHERE IN TIME or HYSTERIA! signed d-Zire RELEASE INFO - CHIP'O'MATIC If you have sent some of your modules to us and we didn't use em' in this issue (or didn't use them at all) don't feel disapointed cause we've got so many chip-tunes so they might come in some of the future issues... Well yet another issue and we already delayed... too bad! If you wanna be sure of getting all the future issues or even back-issue, you can always subscribe... FOR FREE! Just send a disk with your name and address and we'll send you the future issues when they get released! David J. Elfstrom Markorgrand 22 826 35 Soderhamn SWEDEN The Staff DO YOU KNOW WHAT TO VOTE? - BY R-CADE Well, for all us swedes (above 18 that is) it's time to vote for the swedish goverment this autumn and if you're in any doubt who to vote for here's a great suggestion: DONALD DUCK !!! Well nothing new about that, but boy is he fast moving or ? In the last election in 1991 he got 1535 votes and the one before that he got about 600. That a increase with 156% !!! If this rate keeps up he will be the prime minister of Sweden some time in the 21 century!! Join the force or duck! If you ever wondered: His car is a Ford Roadster model 1931! JUST SOME GREETS - BY R-CADE Here are some greetings from r-Cade: AEE, Babooshka and The Cat People, Elvis, Esko, 65an, Zeus, Blackbird, All Doodles / Sh0ck members worldwide! A FLY ON THE WINDSCREEN? - BY R-CADE Since it's summer and the air is filled with flies it may be of some interest to know that all the offsprings in one summer from just ONE pair of flies (if they're not killed or eaten by something) would cover the whole earth with a 15 cm thick layer of flies! So you know what to do, don't you? DID YOU KNOW? - BY R-CADE Every second the worlds population grows with 3 more people. - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - The first girl ever to sun-bathe top-less at a public beach was 19 year old Toni Lee from Chicago. She did this in 1964 and was arrested within 3 minutes...... - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - A sexually aroused male elephant have red ears......do you? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Some nice measures; Marilyn Monroe: 37-22-35 (inches...) Brigitte Bardot: 98-48-98 (centimeters..) In the Netherlands there are 14,9 million people and more than 15 million bicycles. Figure that one out.....I can't - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - When 'The Sound Of Music' was first imported to South-Korea the man in charge thought the songs was crap and cut out all the parts containing music. Of the movie's original 3 hours were left only 57 minutes. The movie was a major hit !!! - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Stephen King writes on average about 2000 words each day... - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Mel Blanc who did, among other famous cartoons, the voice of Bugs Bunny,was allergic to carrots and never could eat them. A 74 year old golf-playing lady from Florida managed to make a hole-in-one on a sunny day in March 1990 and another one on the following day at the same hole. However since she has been totally blind since birth her husband should have some of the credit for telling her which way to aim. r-Cade THE DOODLES^SHOCK 1994 SoMEWHERE iN TiME iS BACK oNLiNE ---------------------------------- If sex is a pain in the arse then you're doing it wrong. . . :::::::::. _ __\·___ ___ : - Is Simplicity Best - /¡ ¡ ¡ ¡ | __ - Or Simply The Easiest? - · | | | | | sATe! / \ ·| | O¦ ¦O | | __/\ _/ _| !___: :___! |_ / \ / t h e ( __ (___) __ ) / \/¯\_ d o o d l e s \ \___________/ / / X_/ / \ s h o c k \ \_______/ / \ · //\/ / \__ ----- __/ /\ \\//\/ - 1 9 9 4 - \_______/ / ¯\\/ \__/¯ FREE VMB'S FROM THE MIGHTY SILENCER Free VMB's from The Mighty Silencer ----------------------------------- TCCC findings vol.1 What to write about diz time?! Hum well I could tell you about some hacks I've done on som lame VMB's and answeringmachines but that is only interesting to swedish dudes. Well maybe not, if you recognize any of these companies look their number up and try the stuff out. It could be fun! Anywayz try this number out 020-793115, this is the swedish toll free number to Orbit Helpdesk located in the London area / UK. If some1 picks up the phone just shout real loud something like BITCH! SLUT! or something equal and the next time you call nobody will answer (wonder why? ;) and their Voice MailBox system will pick up. Here you hear a brief messy from a bitch called Anki Baur sumthing and it's here the fun starts... Press the pound/hash sign (#) and enter a 3 digit mailbox number.. Most Valid boxes range from 200-300.. here's sum valid boxes: 218 - Graham Suddens 222 - Penny Jackson 219 - Paul Coughan 223 - Donald Mathews 220 - Nick Webbs 224 - Gordon Presley 221 - Douglas 226 - Michael Key There are also sum at 500 but who carez. After you've picked a box you are promted to enter your(!) authorisation code. Hehe This is it.. The default password on ALL boxes on this shitty system.. tadadaa - The same as the box number ! Har har har.. This means that box 218 has the pw 218 ... 219 has 219 etc. I've played around with this system a while and also have given out sum boxes to friends to play with so some of the boxes may have changed their pw code. But there are lots to choose from so have fun. There are online help always so there shouldn't be any trouble messing the system up :). And if you want to have an own 020 number.. try to hack the password out of box 243 .. This belongs to Anki Baur. I had the default answering box when it was 241 but it has changed now. Quite cool to have your own toll free number don't you think? I had it for a couple of months and it was cool.. And if you know a friend that has taken over let's say box 500.. then when you call the vmb and the default greeting is running press star (*) instead of (#) and then his boxnumber and there you go recording a fine mess to your buddy. To finish this of here are the basic functions of the VMB: Send a message: 020 79 3115 [*] message [*] Enter VMB: 020 79 3115 [#] 0 Action Message -------------- 0 Redirect, # Delete, * Menu 1 Previous Message 2 Record Message 3 Next Message * Other Options 4 Rewind Message 5 Time Date Sender 6 Fast Forward Message 7 Setup Menu | 1 Record Name ------------------------ 1 Hear Current Recording 2 Change PW (xxx) -- * back 2 Change Recording 3 Change Dial & Deliver ?? -- * back 4 Record Greeting -- * back 5 Change Fax Number (none) -- * back / Silencer gotdamnid To reach me call my board Repulse +46-270-12138 (nup:Amfetamin) or leave a message on my VMB 020-795120 1/2 enter 8001. ANOTHER DAY IN THE LIFE WE LIVE - Another Day in the Life We Live - Yes this is Powerslave back on the keebord again, now with out the annoing Ice. Its today thursday and since ice is free from the army and i am unemployed. We are sitting here at Ice's house watching some cult movies like Terror On Elm Street III, and some other like The Living Dead Series. Well ofcorse we shud be down at the beach working on that suntan. But the wind is to hard. So there are probably no babes showing their tits, So why shud we bother. And another reason we are sitting here, is the demand we got from d-Zire. 'Write 30 Text's before sun set'. Ok now back to the movie for a short moment. Want a refery maybee ?, well here it goes. Some crazy doctor just doped the leading role with some sleep drug ,(Phuu wont they ever learn). Im writing to slow to keep up the action. (Just found out that the doctor was named neal, strange name on a doctor is'ent it? Well ok lets cut this crap and go on with something else. Well yhee i can tell you that we are off to a party on saturday. Phuu i'll probably get high as an ace and turn in with some strange duudes. (Normaly its goes like that). Yhee for all you peopel who missed the malmoe 'folkfesten' i can tell you we had a splended time there. Ok now i guess i have said what cud be said on this subject so lets cut it here. If you want to know about the movie contact me and i'll give you a OTPLR (On-The-Phone-Live-Report). By the way if you got any classic splatter movies on Laser Disc and wants to sell them contact me on any board im on. Ok See You, And Do Have A Splended Life! Powerslave! SOME GREETS FROM... ----------------------------------------------------------- Some Greetings From Ice! And Powerslave (In No Order) ----------------------------------------------------------- Droopy-d (Ice!: Lets get some hardware) d-Zire (Ice!: You are SO sexy. TDS rules) (Ps! : I dont think so. TDS rules) Blizzard (Ice!: You've stayed alive a long time, COOL trading!) (Ps! : Keep Up The Good Work) Trixy Dixy (Ice!: See you at the next party!) (Ps! : See Ice!'s messy!) Sate! (Ice!: Front Rules, Mano doesn't!) (Ps! : Stay alive man!) The Silencer (Ice!: Spagge ) (Ps! : GO HOME! ) Norad (Ice!: Get A Life ) (PsS!: Get A Life ) Fuze (Ice!: Consols Rules, Yab Yum!! ) (Ps! : Consols Rules, Yab Yum!! ) SRL (Ice!: Glytte Soldat! - Malaj ) (Ps! : Skit samma! ) Aragorn (Ice!: Führern ) (Ps! : Führern ) The Big Byte (Ps! : Burn Alive! ) Highlander/Bloodsuckers (Ice!: Your are KULT, bluerk! ) (Ps! : Give me my printer back ) Mano (Ice!: Tihihi! ) (Ps! : Hahah! ) Slash (Ice!: .info !?!? ) (Ps! : Slicka mina skor! ) Negative Creep (Ice!: Scania rules! ) Thunor (Ice!: Keep on painting! ) Armando/Hdl (Ice!: Fastest ^ Coolest! ) 13Th Angel (Ice!: Lets have a beer together!) Roach (Ice!: See you at some party! ) (Ps! : Take a shower man! ) Case ^ Filipette (Ice!: Acid Jazz^Fusions is coool) Butch/Tds (Ice!: Not much action anymore!? ) Animal/Di (Ice!: Keep on creating ) Rayban/Di (Ice!: Ball o vara DI deck bytare) Black Shadow/Flt (Ice!: Taking care of your board?) Rille (Ice!: Vorter po knena!? COOOL! ) Skyflash (Ice!: Du e Mr.Bean ) Trooper (Ice!: My Favorit Punk! ) (Ps! : Anarchy rules! ) Rhys (Ice!: Font Rules. C you at some party in the future ) (Ps! : Great Board. Lets talk sometime! ) Planet Master (Ice!: DAD! ) Saint (Ice!: Long time no chat! ) Mighty Dave (Ice!: Mighty !?.. hihih! ) (Ps! : Get some friend!! =) ) Axl/Di (Ice!: You are SOO sexy! ) Borre (Ice!: Lets start a new war man! ) Ozone/Complex (Ice!: Hows life, haven't talked in a long time! ) Rob/Classic (Ice!: DreamScape !? =) ) Jetaza (Ice!: Still alive !?? ) Damage (Ice!: Good luck with the kid! ) Xstaz (Ice!: You are the smartest! ) Zcandaler (Ice!: Sooo, whats up?... lrz ) And of'coz there is more people who deservs greetings from us, but we cant think of anymore right now (Beer again =) Soo, see you all later in another text file! Ice! ^ Powerslave! MINI PARTY AT ICE PLACE Mini-Party at Ice's place! Heres the first text ever written in a co-operation between Ice! and Powerslave!, the only thing we have ever done together before is having sex.... But we cant do that in a text in this superb issue of Chip-O-Matic. I (Ice!) is now home from the army and of'coz i am spending my time doing all the things that normal teens do.. Smoking maurio and drinking beer (I will of'coz only have time for this for about 4 weeks and then it's back to the amry.. =) Powerslave is sitting here beside me eating some strange green thing... I think it's called a space-cookie or some- thing. To discuss something rather strange we can pick up an intressting subject like pig-sex... Sometimes when we are really stoned we watch a moive that Powerslave have where they make love to pigs... It's rather facinating really.. You cant imagine how nice it sounds when the pigs oinks after getting a big dick upp their asses.. Kinda coool, right ?.. Huh, it's getting harder to write by the minute i suppose the beer is taking it rightfull parts of my brain.. Great feeling.. Ooops... Powerslave just puked on the floor... Hahaha, kinda cool, kick this guy out from all the boards.. He is puking on my floor.. Bluerk!.. Smells kinda strange.. Hmm.. Wait one sec..... .......... Hehe, looks like he had spagetti for dinner... Not very well chewed anyways, the meatballs looks much better. And now to a list of all the guys we think are big jokes: 1. Rob (Ugly) 2. Rohan (Smells bad) 3. Mano (Thule Rules Big Time =) 4. Xstaz (Mollbrottet) 5. V-Cut (Don't call it a comeback he's been here for years!) 6. Mightymuz (Tsss..) This list will probably get bigger in another issue when we are sober enuff to think clear!.. Ok, thats it for this time! See you all later on and have sex, coz we will!.. Ice! ^ Powerslave! HOW TO CALL FOR FREE... How To Call For Free...... I guess you have all noticed that there isn't many of the good old payphones left where you could call with money, nowadays all the phones are card-pay-phones and since not everybody is walking around with a phone- card all the time, we all needed a way to call for free from the fucking phone machines. And here it is, works great actually.. Do like this: 1. Press 5 # on the pay phone, wich gives you a free call to the 'Nummer Upplysningen. 2. When you get an answer there is two ways to go on a. Just dont say anything, and after a while they will get tierd on you and hang up and thats the sign for going to step #3 or... b. Ask for a number to someone, anybody, get the number and thank them for the help... and they will hangup. Just remeber you are NOT suppose to hangup when they do, you just go on to the third step... 3. Whistle, yes, whistle in the phone... HIGH, do a real 'busvisling' and if you got it high and good enuff you will get the tone that shows that the phone is ready for a new call. And then... 4. Dial the number on the pad that you wanna reach, and thats it, once again Telia (dZ:Felia) has proven to be one of the buggiest systems in the world... OK, Ice!, is signing of, see you all later on!! Ice!/Tds^Schop =) MOTOROLA PLANS THE 68060 NEXT QUARTER MOTOROLA PLANS TO SAMPLE THE 68060 NEXT QUARTER Computergram International Motorola Inc finally launched the long-promised 68060 follow on to the 68040, claiming that it matches the performance of the Intel Corp Pentium at less than half the price - it costs $263 at 50MHz when you order 10,000 or more and will sample next month. It is also claimed to deliver twice the performance of the 68040 at the same clock speed, the extra speed being achieved by use of a superscalar design with dual four-stage integer pipelines. That means that the chip has two complete integer arithmetic-logic units side by side, with the instruction stream being split into two and the two halves being executed in parallel. The part is claimed to deliver 100 MIPS peak at 50MHz - a figure arrived at by simple arithmetic; it is a peak performance because at times, one instruction stream will be halted while it waits for an answer it needs to come out of the other side. It includes 8Kb instruction cache, 8Kb data cache and 256-entry branch cache. It comes in 50MHz and 66MHz versions runs off a 3.3V power supply where the 68040 requires 5V, and with the 68000 family out of favour as a CPU these days, it is aimed primarily at embedded applications that require high-speed computation, input-output and data movement performance, such as communications and graphics-oriented applications - high-speed printing, image processing and real-time simulation. There are also cheaper 68LC060 and 68EC060 variants of the new part, which omit the memory manager, and both the memory manager and the floating point unit; they cost $169 and $150 respectively for 10,000-up. _The_Motorola_Developer's_Newsletter_ ESC Special Edition, Volume 2, Issue 2. ISI's S68060-1-A Provides Seamless, Inexpensive Data Migration to 68060 Processors By: Luke Chang, EE Interconnect Systems, Inc. As many users of Motorola's 68040 processors contemplate transitioning their designs to the new 68060, they seek a seamless migration path that avoids painful investments in new hardware. Interconnect Systems Inc. (ISI), of Simi Valley, California, has developed a fast, inexpensive upgrade path with its S68060-1-A upgrade module. This module supports a broad range of applications and markets ranging from system upgrades in the embedded systems market, to microprocessor upgrades in the personal computer market. ISI designed the upgrade in the form of a 'smart' PGA socket which contains the voltage regulator, logic conversion, and optional clock-doubling circuitry needed to accomplish the seamless migration. The 68060 is the latest superscalar 32-bit microprocessor in the 68000 Family. It has two ALU pipelines, dual on-chip cache, and an integral FPU. Initially, it will clock at 50 MHz, and requires a 3.3V power supply versus the 5V supply on the 68040. The 68060 has several features which make designing an upgrade module possible. First, the 68060, with a 223 pin (18x18 matrix) Pin Grid Array (PGA) footprint is a 'super socket' version of the 179 pin (18x18 matrix) used for the 68040. Most of the signal, power, and ground pins have the same location on the 68060 as are found on the 68040. Second, both chips have the same 32-bit data bus. This means that bus size conversion through external logic and associated circuitry are not necessary. Despite the similarities between the 68060 and the 68040, there are obviously some conversion problems which require external circuitry. As noted, the 68060 runs at 3.3V versus the 68040's 5V. The upgrade module provides a solution to this problem by using a voltage regulator to convert 5V power from the existing 68040 chip attach site on the system circuit board to the 3.3V power needed by the 68060. Another problem is timing. The 68060 will be available at either 50 MHz or 66 MHz, twice the speed of relevant 68040 processors. There are two solutions to this timing problem depending on the actual system in which the upgrade module is interfaced. The first, and simpler, option is to use the MC88916 Phase Locked Loop chip found in many 68040-based systems. The design of the MC88916 makes it possible to get a clock-doubled signal from this chip and feed it to the 68060. There are, however, disadvantages to this solution. The maximum frequency obtained is limited to 66 MHz by the 88916. When faster versions of the 68060 are available, this solution will not work. In addition, the 88916 is dependent on the RESET function on the 68040. This means some external logic is required to upgrade to the 68060. An alternative solution to the timing problem is to use an MC88915 Phase Locked Loop clock chip. The 88915 can run at very high speeds, up to 133 MHz, and is not dependent on the 68040 RESET pin. The downside to this solution is high price--the 88915 is a relatively expensive chip. And, in 68040 systems which already have the 88916, the 88915 will not be utilized. The 68060 upgrade module which ISI has built, P/N S68060-1-A, is designed to work with either of the timing solutions outlined. If the 88915-based solution is employed, ISI's module is easily modified by disconnecting a trace on one of the circuit boards. Additional components are included in the module with this version. The 68060 also accesses some signals from the bus at different times than the 68040 microprocessor due to the timing of the skew clock. Some signals are triggered at the rising edge rather than the falling edge, and the 68060 does not support the bus snooping mode of the 68040. Therefore, the 68060 upgrade module has a third 'sub-circuit' containing a Programmable Logic Array (PAL) chip to solve timing problems. Mechanically, the S68060-1-A upgrade module consists of two stacked PGA sockets which are fixed in place with two levels of interconnect circuitry and components nested in the sockets. The module is identical in size to the 68040 and 68060 PGA package in the horizontal (x,y) dimensions, with a stack height of approximately .300 inch. The top of the module is a Low Insertion Force (LIF) PGA socket which accepts the 68060 processor. The bottom of the module is an array of PGA pins which match the footprint of the 68040. These pins can be soldered directly into the 68040 system board or inserted into a socket on this board. The S68060-1-A upgrade module is designed for a wide range of applications, from system characterization and test, and system upgrade in the embedded market, to microprocessors in the personal computer market. In all cases, the main purpose of the product is to make a 'seamless' transition from the 68040 to the 68060. _The_Motorola_Developer's_Newsletter_ is published quarterly by the High Performance Microprocessor Division of Motorola. If you have comments or questions concerning this newsletter, or if you need to make an address change or addition, FAX us at (512) 891-2943 or write to us at the following addresses: _The_Developer's_Newsletter_ 6501 West William Cannon Drive MD OE310 Austin, Texas 78735-8598 For article submissions please contact: Fred Stotz (512) 891-2668 or Bonie Quintanilla at Capital Relations, phone: 805-494-0830, FAX: 805-494-0780 Company and product names that appear in this publication are for identification purposes and should be considered registered trademarks of their respective owners. Motorola and the (M) are registered trademarks of Motorola. Although every attempt is made to ensure the accuracy of this publications's contents, Motorola and the authors assume no responsibility or liability for any action caused directly or indirectly by information contained in this publication. U.S. ROBOTICS PRESS RELEASE! US Robotics Press Release on the new 28.8 V.FAST SPORTSTER modems! U.S. ROBOTICS BOOSTS SPORTSTER PRODUCT LINE WITH THREE NEW 28.8 KBPS MODEMS SKOKIE, Ill., -- May 17, 1994 -- U.S. Robotics, Inc. (NASDAQ:USRX) today announced the addition of three new high-speed Sportster models that support Rockwell International Corporation's V.Fast Class (V.FC) technology for 28.8 Kbps data transmission and are upgradable to the forthcoming ITU-T V.34 standard for 28.8Kbps. The three new Sportster V.FC modems, which are the fastest Sportsters to date, will be available in early June. The Sportster 28,800 Data/Fax with V.FC external lists for $329, the Sportster 28,800 Data/Fax with V.FC internal lists at $299 and the Sportster 28,800 Mac&Fax with V.FC lists at $339. 'U.S. Robotics has made 28.8 Kbps an affordable choice for small office/home office and personal users who want both high speed and flexibility,' said Michael Seedman, vice president and general manager, U.S. Robotics personal communications products group. When the final specifications for the new ITU-T V.34 standard for 28.8Kbps data transmission are completed later this year, U.S. Robotics will offer Sportster V.FC end-users an EPROM (chip) upgrade. Users may perform the chip swap themselves by ordering the chip from U.S. Robotics for $29 plus postage. Alternatively, they may send their modems to the company, and U.S. Robotics will replace the chip for $49. Software for Online Services Included For an easier time getting onto the information superhighway, every Sportster modem is now bundled with software and membership offers from six of the most popular commercial online services: America On-Line, CompuServe, GEnie, Imagination Network (formerly the Sierra Game Network) Prodigy and the Smart Investor Network. Additionally, all high-speed Sportster modems, except the Mac&Fax, are now bundled with QuickLink II software from Smith Micro. New 'Green' Packaging U.S. Robotics now has environmentally friendly packaging. The interior protective packaging is made from 100 percent recycled paper. Known as 'egg carton' packaging, the new container offers improved protection for Sportster products, and enabled the company to reduce the size of the box by 30 percent. U.S. Robotics, Inc. (NASDAQ:USRX) is a leading designer, manufacturer and marketer of data communications systems and products. Corporate headquarters and manufacturing operations are based in Skokie, Ill. U.S. Robotics owns and operates U.S. Robotics Ltd. in Slough, England, U.S. Robotics, s.a., in Lille, France and P.N.B., s.a., based in Suresnes, France. The company markets its products to business, industry, government agencies, original equipment manufacturers and to end-users through the personal-computer distribution channel. Please refer reader inquiries to U.S. Robotics, Inc., at 1-800-DIAL USR. These products are also available in Canada; for editorial information, please call U.S. Robotics Public Relations. All products mentioned are trademarks or registere trademarks of their respective manufacturers. BLONDE JOKES - PART A Q: What did they name the offspring of a blonde and a Puerto Rican? A: Retardo. Q: What do you call a blonde in an institution of higher learning? A: A visitor. Q: Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears? A: So she wouldn't get Hearing Aides. Q: How can you tell if a blonde works in an office? A: A bed in the stockroom and huge smiles on all the bosses' faces. Q: Why can't blondes put in light bulbs? A: They keep breaking them with the hammers. Q: What is a cool refreshing drink for a blonde? A: Perri-air. Q: Why did the blonde take her typewriter to the doctor? A: She thought it was pregnant because missed a period. Q: Did you hear about the blonde coyote? A: Got stuck in a trap, chewed off three legs and was still stuck. Q: When is it legal to shoot a blonde in the head? A: When you have a tire pump to reinflate it! Q: What is a blonde's favorite part of a gas station? A: The Air Pump! Q: How do you measure a blonde's intelligence? A: Stick a tire pressure gauge in her ear! Q: Why was the blonde upset when she got her Driver's License? A: Because she got an F in sex. Q: What do you call two nuns and a blonde? A: Two tight ends and a wide receiver. Q: Why did the blonde cross the road? A: I don't know. R: Neither did she. Q: Did you here about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air? A: She missed. Did you here about the blonde that stayed up all night to see where the sun went ? It finally dawned on her. A blonde was driving down the highway to Disneyland when she saw a sign that said 'DISNEYLAND LEFT'. After thinking for a minute, she said to herself 'oh well !' and turned around an drove home. On her way home the same blonde drove past another sign that said 'CLEAN RESTROOMS 8 MILES'. By the time she drove eight miles, she had cleaned 43 restrooms. How about the suicide blonde, she dyed by her own hand. A brunette and a blonde are walking along in a park. The brunette says suddenly, 'Awww, look at the dead birdie.' The blonde stops, looks up, and says, 'Where?' A policeman pulled a blonde over after she'd been driving the wrong way on a one-way street. Cop: Do you know where you were going? Blonde: No, but wherever it is, it must be bad 'cause all the people were leaving. A cop stops a blonde woman who was driving down a motorway. -Miss, may I see your driver's licence please? -Driver's licence? What's that?... -It's a little card with your picture on it. -Oh, duh! Here it is... -May I have your car insurance? -What's that?... -It's a document that says you are allowed to drive the car. -Oh this? Duh! Here you go... The cop then takes his dick out of his pants, while the blonde exclaims: -Oh no, not another breathalyzer test! Hubby: As a start I think you should learn to 'iron,' then we could do without the ironing lady. Blonde Wife: Well if you would learn to Fuck me properly we could do without the gardener. A blonde and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends: Brunette: Last night I had *three* orgasms in a row! Blonde: That's nothing; last night I had over a hundred. Brunette: My god! I had no idea he was that good. Blonde: ( looking shocked ) Oh, you mean with one guy. Three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb. One of them decides to call 911: Blonde: We need help. We're three blondes changing a light bulb. Operator: Hmmmmm. You put in a fresh bulb? Blonde: Yes. Operator: The power in the house in on? Blonde: Of course. Operator: And the switch is on? Blonde: Yes, yes. Operator: And the bulb still won't light up? Blonde: No, it's working fine. Operator: Then what's the problem? Blonde: We got dizzy spinning the ladder around and we all fell and hurt ourselves. BLONDE JOKES - PART B There were three people stranded on an island, a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde. The brunette looked over the water to the mainlandand estimated about 20 miles to shore. So she announced, 'I'm going to try to swim to shore.' So she swam out five miles, and got really tired. She swam out ten miles from the island, and she was too tired to go on, so she drowned. The second one, the redhead, said to herself, 'I wonder if she made it.' I guess it's better to try to get to the mainland than stay here and starve.' So she attempts to swim out. The redhead had a lot more endurance than the brunette, as she swam out 10 miles before she even got tired. After 15 miles, she was too tired to go on, so she drowned. So the blonde thought to herself, 'I wonder if they made it! I think I'd better try to make it, too.' So she swam out 5 miles, ten miles, 15 miles, NINETEEN miles from the island. The shore was just in sight, but she said, 'I'm too tired to go on!' So she swam back. This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub when the blonde said to her boyfriend, 'Is it true that if you pull you finger out, I'll sink?' Two blondes were walking through the woods when one looked down and said 'Oh, look at the deer tracks.' The other blonde looks and says 'Those arn't deer tracks, those are wolf tracks.' 'No. Those are deer tracks.' They keep arguing, and arguig, and one half hour later they were both killed by a train. The blonde came running downstairs, crying. Her mother asked what was wrong and the blonde said her boyfriend had just dropped her. Her mother (a blonde) nodded wisely and proceeded to tell her about the birds and the bees and the blonde said: 'No ma. I can fuck and suck with the best of them. But he says I can't cook.' Two blondes observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger. Blonde#1: I can't seem to get this door unlocked! Blonde#2: Well, you'd better hurry up and try harder, its starting to rain and the top is down! A blonde was walking along, when she looked up to observe a bird flying overhead. Suddenly, the bird drops a load when it was directly over her. The blonde says, 'Good thing I had my mouth open, or that would've hit me right in the face!!!' A dumb Blonde died and went to Heaven. When she got to the Pearly Gates, she met Saint Peter who said, 'Before you get to come into Heaven, you have to pass a test.' 'Oh, No!' she said but Saint Peter said not to worry he'd make it easy. 'Who was God's son?' said Saint Peter. The dumb Blonde thought for a few minutes and said 'Andy!' 'That's interesting... What made you say that?' said Saint Peter Then She started to sing 'Andy walks with me! Andy talks with me! Andy tells me...' Did you hear about the blonde that went to library and checked out a book called 'How to Hug'? Got back to the dorm and found out it was volume seven of the encyclopaedia... A blonde's response to the comment, 'THINK about it!': 'I don't have to think -- I'm blonde!' A blonde, a brunette and a redhead went into a bar and asked the bartender: Brunette: -I'll have a B and C. Bartender: -What is a B and C? Brunette: -Bourbon and Coke. Redhead: -And, I'll have a G and T. Bartender: -What's a G and T? Redhead: -Gin and tonic. Blonde: -I'll have a 15. Bartender: -What's a 15? Blonde: -7 and 7 A government study has shown that blondes do have more fun - they just don't remember who with. Two blondes were driving along a road by a wheat field when they saw a blonde in the middle of the field rowing a row boat. The driver blonde turned to her friend and said 'You know - it's blondes like that that give us a bad name!' To this the other blonde replied 'I know it, and if I knew how to swim I'd go out there and drown her.' ... then there was the blonde who started the restaurant with the slogan 'Billions Served - just today' Q. How can you tell that a blonde's having a bad day. A. She has a tampon tucked behind her ear, and she can't find her pencil. Q: Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists? A: The rest are hunt'n peckers. Q: What do you call a blond mother-in-law? A: An air bag. Q: Why should you never take a blonde out for coffee? A: It's too hard to re-train them. Q: What do blondes wear behind their ears to attract men. A: Their heels. Q: Why don't blondes have elevator jobs? A: They don't know the route. Q: Why do blondes work seven days a week? A: So you don't have to retrain them on Monday. Q: What is foreplay for a blonde? A: Thirty minutes of begging. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board? A: It's difficult to open the legs of an ironing board. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a broom closet? A: Only two men fit inside a broom closet at once. Q: What's the difference between a blonde and a phone booth? A: You need a quarter to use the phone. Q: What does the Bermuda Triangle and blondes have in common? A: They've both swallowed a lot of semen. Q: What did the blonde say when she knocked over the priceless Ming vase? A: 'It's OK Daddy, I'm not hurt.' SOME DIRTY JOKES! Little Jenny came home from school one day and she ran straight to the bathroom and started to cry. Her mother, concerned about her went in and asked what was wrong. 'Well,' replied Jenny, 'we just learned in health class that the baby comes out where the boy's penis goes in. Is that true?' 'Sure honey, but that's nothing to cry about,' said her mother. Then Jenny replied, 'But when I have Jonny's baby, I'm afraid it'll knock out a few of my teeth!' A woman goes to the doctor, complaining about carpet burns on her knees. The doctor asks 'How did you get those terrible abrasions?' 'It was during doggie-sex' said the woman. 'So why don't you do it in the missionary position then?' asked the doctor. She replied 'I tried that, but the dog has *awfull* breath.' Mike Tyson's sitting in his jail cell rather bored, when his promoter King comes to see him. King's feeling a little sorry for his star so he says 'Well Mike I know you've been here a while, can I do anything for ya?' 'Yeah' Tyson says 'I haven't had the pleasure of a womans company since before they dumped me in this rathole, what can you do?' 'not a problem' king says. So the next day King tee's up this pro and Mike goes about his thing. After the event Mike and the pro are talking and the pro says to him 'do you want the good news or the bad news?' Mike says 'Well stuff the bad news, I've been in here, thats the bad news, whats the good news?' The pro replies 'Well you've got a bigger penis than MAGIC JOHNSON' An Australian bush ranger bursted into a pub with a huge croc on his hands. Every one were staring at him. He struggled and tied the croc to a heavy table. While every one were watching curiously, he pulled his dick out and wave it in front of the croc. The beast lunged for it, but he always pulled it back in time. While every one were whistling, laughing, booing and drinking their beer, he said 'Any one wants to try?' All the men shook their head 'No!!!!' Suddenly, a old female voice came from a corner of the bar 'Weeell, I wouldn't mind having a go but I don't want to be tied back like the croc.!' A lady goes into a hardware store and asks for a hinge. The man at the counter gets one for her and asks 'Do you want a screw for that hinge?'. The lady says 'No, but I'll blow ya for that toaster over there!'. Two Polacks purchased a bird dog. They took the dog out to give it a try. After a long while one Polack said to the other, 'Well, we'll throw him up in the air one more time. If he doesn't fly, we'll shoot the son of a bitch!' 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Do you want to see something swell? Hey babe...do you realize that my mouth can generate over 750 psi? Drop 'em! What do you like for breakfast? Excuse me. Do you want to fuck or should I apologize? Wanna fuck like bunnies? Say, did we go to different schools together? Why don't you come over here, sit on my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up? I had a friend who use to hand out phone cards that said: 'Smile is you want to sleep with me.' And watch them try to hold back their laugh. Hi, my name is {name}, how do you like me so far? Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money? Would you like to dance or should I go fuck myself again? Hey baby, let's go make some babies. At the office copy machine. 'Reproducing eh?' 'Can I help?' Would you like Gin and platonic or do you prefer Scotch and sofa? I think we have to make love on the front lawn like crazed weasels NOW! Hey babe...can you suck a golf ball thru 50 feet of garden hose? Hey babe...can you suck start a Harley? Motion with your finger for a girl to come over. When she gets there say, 'I knew if I fingered you long enough you would cum.' Hey babe, how about a pizza and a fuck? HEY! What's wrong, don't you like pizza? A women asks, 'Excuse me, do you have the time?' You: 'Do you have the energy?' Hey babe, wanna get LUCKY!? Say mother, want another? (if she has kids) Bond. James Bond. Hello love, do you spit or swallow? You look like the type of girl that has heard ever line in the book. So what's one more? Your place or mine? Nice shoes, wanna fuck? You have some nice jewelry. It would look great on my nightstand. Would you like to have morning coffee with me? Your face or MINE!? 'Are you ready to go home yet?' If I told you that you had a great body, would you hold it against me? When she asks, for a match. How about the hair on my head and the hair between your legs? Nice tits. Mind if I feel them? I love you. I want to marry you. Now fuck my brains out. Forget that! Playing doctor is for kids! Let's play gynecologist. Wanna play carnival? You sit on my face and I guess how much your weight. I wanna floss with your pubic hair. I'm on fire. Can I run through your sprinkler? I'd look good on you. Excuse me, have I fucked you yet? I'd give you a piece of my mind, but I have more of something else. I would kill or die to make love to you. Sex is a killer...want to die happy? I love every bone in your body - especially mine. Hi, I make more money than you can spend. HI! Can I buy you a car? NOW, BITCH! Fancy a fuck? My face is leaving in 10 minutes. Be on it. Should I call you in the morning or nug you? I'm new in town. Could you give me directions to your apartment? Fuck me if I'm wrong, but isn't your name Gretchen? I'm Irish. Do you have any Irish in you? Would you like some? Chicks dig me; I wear colored underwear. Excuse me, is it true that you're a sexual tyrannosaurus? That dress would look great on the floor next to my bed. Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes. Look at the tag in her shirt and say: 'I want to see if you were really made in heaven.' Let's do breakfast tomorrow--should I call you or nudge you? You know what I like about you? My arms. I think you're the most beautiful girl I've ever seen... On a Wednesday. Excuse me, why is your drink glowing? How did you achieve such a gaudy effect with only FDA-approved cosmetics? You're ugly, but you interest me. Screw me if I am wrong but you want to fuck me don't you? Do you believe in one-night-stands? With one touch, I could make you make sounds that only a dog could hear. If I said you have an ugly body, would you hold it against me? If I gave you a neglige for my birthday, would there be anything in it for me? If you were a tear in my eye I would not cry for fear of losing you. I'm leaving this place... want to cum? I know this is going to sound like a line, but did that sound like a line? And are you dissapointed? Why you've got the whitest teeth I'd ever want to cum across! Who's a nice girl like you doing in a place like this? Ok, fuck me if I'm wrong, but I think you want to kiss me. I know I don't look like much now, but I'm drinking milk. Free mamograms, get your free mamograms here, get 'em while they're hot! NICE PICKUP LINES - 2 ------------------------------------------------------------ A More Complete List of Pickup Lines - Part 1 ------------------------------------------------------------ Do you have a quarter? Too bad, becuase I need to call my mother and tell her that I found the woman of my dreams. Do you have a map? I just get lost in your eyes. That's a nice shirt. Can I talk you out of it? Did you clean your pants with Windex? I can practically see myself in them. Are you religious? Good, because I'm the answer to your prayers. Do you have a boyfriend? Well, when you want a MANfriend, come and talk to me. Did it hurt? Woman: Did what hurt? When you fell out of heaven? Do I know you from somewhere, because I don't recognize you with your clothes on? You got nice breasts, but what color are your nipples? Brown or Pink? I am conducting a feel test of how many woman have pierced nipples? Is it that cold out or are you just smuggling tic-tac's Pardon me but I was just about to go home and masturbate and I was wondering if you'd mind if I fantasize about you? Sit on my lap and we'll get things straight between us You smell wet. Let's Party. Pardon me miss, but I help noticing that you have cum in your hair. Gee, you don't sweat much for a fat chick. Miss, If you've lost your virginity, can I have the box it came in? Walk over to a table occupied by ladies, whip out your `pud' and say: Hey charlie, see anyone here you recognize? I saw you at the party last weekend and you look kind of interesting... Let's meet sometime... I've had quite a bit to drink, and you're beginning to look pretty good. No, I'm not a cop. What can I get for fifty bucks? Inheriting eighty million bucks doesn't mean much when you have a weak heart. Hello, Susie. Your mom couldn't make it this afternoon, she asked me to pick you up and take you home. My, what a pretty dress. Excuse me, I'm a little short on cash, would you mind if we shared a cab home together? Excuse me, do you live around here often? What's your sign? You have the ass of a great artist. Hi, the voices in my head told me to come over and talk to you. Let's take a shower together --you smell. I've gotta thirst, baby, and you smell like my Gatorade If I was Elvis, would you screw me? Didn't anyone tell you that you wanted to sleep with me?!?! I thought you knew... Cold out isn't it? (staring at breasts) 'Hey... somebody farted. Let's get out of here.' 'What was that?' 'That sound.' 'It was the sound of my heart breaking.' I need your help. I must expel some seminal fluid. May I use your body? Stand back, I'm a doctor. You go get an ambulance, I'll loosen her clothes. Do you know, your hair and my pillow are perfectly colour coordinated. Do you like jewels? Well suck my cock, it's a GEM. Do you sleep on your front? Do you mind if I do? Do you want to go halves on a bastard? Have you ever played leap frog naked ?? I'll bet you 10 bucks I could get all your cloths off in 30 seconds I'd like to rearrange the alphabet and put u and i together Since we shouldn't waste this day and age what you say we use these condoms in my pocket before they expire Would you like to see me naked ?? I lost my phone number can i borrow yours ?? I was sitting here holding this cigarrete and I realized I'd rather be holding you If your parents hadn't met I'd be very a very unhappy man right now Anything drugs can do I can do with my tongue Either way, I'm going to have you tonight, so you may as well be there. Wanna go halves in a baby ? Do you like chicken? Suck this it's foul! Do you know the difference between a hamburger and a blow job? No! D'ya wanna do lunch! Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? No! D'ya wanna go upstairs and talk! Holding out two fingers say, 'why should women masturbate with these two fingers?' When they say, 'I don't know', you say, 'Coz they're mine sweetheart'. I feel like Richard Gere, I'm standing next to you, the Pretty Woman. 'Sit on my face and let me get to 'nose' you better?' The chick that usually sucks my dick has a shirt just like yours! You know, the woman I'd forget about for you is blonde, too! Do you eat pork ? 'Hey, little girl, how 'bout a quick game of hide the weasal?' I'm sorry i'm an artist and it's my job to stare at beautiful women. Do you like beef? Well suck this, it's dripping. Mmm. You like to chew gum? Cop ahold a'this - it's WRIGGLY. You live around here often? Excuse me, can I borrow your bra? STAR TREK CORNER Yeah! Here it is for you all STAR TREK maniacs... THE STAR TREK CORNER Well it's pretty stupid to call it 'a corner', but what the hell... who cares! Just because it's the 1st of August and this issue MUST be released today, I've thought that an old 'Episode Guide' would be pretty nice for you all 'new' lovers of Star Trek So enjoy... ------------------------------------------------------------ Title: 'Star Trek' (1966) Composers: Alexander Courage George Duning Cast: Majel Barrett......................Nurse Christine Chapel James Doohan...............Lt. Commander Montgomery Scott DeForest Kelley..............Doctor Leonard 'Bones' McCoy Walter Koenig.............Ensign Pavel Chekov (1967-1969) Nichelle Nichols.........................Lieutenant Uhuru Leonard Nimoy.............................Commander Spock William Shatner...............Captain James Tiberius Kirk George Takei..............................Mr. Hikaru Sulu Grace Lee Whitney......................Yeoman Janice Rand ------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------ THE oRiGiNAL PiLoT (1966) ------------------------------------------------------------ [000] - The Cage Stardate : ? ------------------------------------------------------------ STAR TREK : THE oRiGiNAL SERiES - YEAR 1 (1966-1967) ------------------------------------------------------------ [001] - Where No Man Has Gone Before (P) Stardate : 1312.4 [002] - The Corbomite Manoeuver Stardate : 1512.2 [003] - Mudd's Women Stardate : 1329.8 [004] - The Enemy Within Stardate : 1672.1 [005] - The Man Trap Stardate : 1513.1 [006] - The Naked Time Stardate : 1704.2 [007] - Charlie X Stardate : 1533.6 [008] - Balance Of Terror Stardate : 1709.2 [009] - What Are Little Girls Made Of Stardate : 2712.4 [010] - Dagger Of The Mind Stardate : 2715.1 [011] - Miri Stardate : 2713.5 [012] - The Conscience Of The King Stardate : 2817.6 [013] - The Galileo Seven Stardate : 2821.5 [014] - Court Martial Stardate : 2947.3 [015] - The Menagerie, Part 1 Stardate : 3012.4 [016] - The Menagerie, Part 2 Stardate : 3013.1 [017] - Shore Leave Stardate : 3025.3 [018] - The Squire Of Gothos Stardate : 2124.5 [019] - Arena Stardate : 3045.6 [020] - The Alternative Factor Stardate : 3087.6 [021] - Tomorrow Is Yesterday Stardate : 3113.2 [022] - The Return Of The Archons Stardate : 3156.2 [023] - A Taste Of Armageddon Stardate : 3192.1 [024] - Space Seed Stardate : 3141.9 [025] - This Side Of Paradise Stardate : 3417.3 [026] - The Devil In The Dark Stardate : 3196.1 [027] - Errand Of Mercy Stardate : 3198.4 [028] - The City On The Edge Of Forever Stardate : ? [029] - Operation - Annihilate! Stardate : 3287.2 ------------------------------------------------------------ STAR TREK : THE oRiGiNAL SERiES - YEAR 2 (1967-1968) ------------------------------------------------------------ [030] - Catspaw Stardate : 3018.2 [031] - Metamorphosis Stardate : 3219.8 [032] - Friday's Child Stardate : 3497.2 [033] - Who Mourns For Adonais? Stardate : 3468.1 [034] - Amok Time Stardate : 3372.7 [035] - The Doomsday Machine Stardate : ? [036] - Wolf In The Fold Stardate : 3614.9 [037] - The Changeling Stardate : 3451.9 [038] - The Apple Stardate : 3715.3 [039] - Mirror Mirror Stardate : ? [040] - The Deadly Years Stardate : 3478.2 [041] - I, Mudd Stardate : 4513.3 [042] - The Trouble With Tribbles Stardate : 4523.3 [043] - Bread And Circuses Stardate : 4040.7 [044] - Journey To Babel Stardate : 3842.3 [045] - A Private Little War Stardate : 4211.4 [046] - The Gamesters Of Triskelion Stardate : 3211.7 [047] - Obsession Stardate : 3619.2 [048] - The Immunity Syndrome Stardate : 4307.1 [049] - A Piece Of The Action Stardate : ? [050] - By Any Other Name Stardate : 4657.5 [051] - Return To Tomorrow Stardate : 4768.3 [052] - Patterns Of Force Stardate : ? [053] - The Ultimate Computer Stardate : 4729.4 [054] - The Omega Glory Stardate : ? [055] - Assignment: Earth Stardate : ? ------------------------------------------------------------ STAR TREK : THE oRiGiNAL SERiES - YEAR 3 (1968-1969) ------------------------------------------------------------ [056] - Spectre Of The Gun Stardate : 4385.3 [057] - Elaan Of Troyius Stardate : 4372.5 [058] - The Paradise Syndrome Stardate : 4842.6 [059] - The Enterprise Incident Stardate : 5027.3 [060] - And The Children Shall Lead Stardate : 5029.5 [061] - Spock's Brain Stardate : 5431.4 [062] - Is There In Truth No Beauty Stardate : 5630.7 [063] - The Empath Stardate : 5121.5 [064] - The Tholian Web Stardate : 5693.2 [065] - For The World Is Hollow And I Have Touched The Sky Stardate : 5476.3 [066] - Day Of The Dove Stardate : ? [067] - Plato's Stepchildren Stardate : 5784.2 [068] - Wink Of An Eye Stardate : 5710.5 [069] - That Which Survives Stardate : ? [070] - Let That Be Your Last Battlefield Stardate : 5730.2 [071] - Whom Gods Destroy Stardate : 5718.3 [072] - The Mark Of Gideon Stardate : 5423.4 [073] - The Lights Of Zetar Stardate : 5725.3 [074] - The Cloud Minders Stardate : 5818.4 [075] - The Way To Eden Stardate : 5832.3 [076] - Requiem For Methuselah Stardate : 5843.7 [077] - The Savage Curtain Stardate : 5906.4 [078] - All Our Yesterdays Stardate : 5943.7 [079] - Turnabout Intruder Stardate : 5928.5 ------------------------------------------------------------ As we all know the series was canceled after episode 79... The motion pictures & The Next Generation follows next time THE DooDLES^SHoCK 1994 ------------------------