WE'RE HERE AGAIN! THE CRUSADERS \ PRESENTS ANOTHER MUSIC DISK - THIS TIME TITLED FREEKD OUT ! \ NOW THIS IS WHAT I CALL ENTERTAINMENT! AT THE KEYBOARD, THIS IS DR.AWESOME TYPING RIGHT NOW. THE MUSIC WAS AS USUAL COMPOSED AND 'AMIGAED' BY DR.AWESOME \ AND DR. M.D. CUB \ CUB ALSO DID ALL THE CODING THIS TIME, AND WE THINK HE DID VERY WELL - CONSIDERING THAT THIS IS THE FIRST DEMO HE HAS MADE. MIGHTY FINE JOB YOU DID, CUB ! DON'T YOU ALL AGREE WITH ME? WE ALSO GOT GOOD HELP FROM RUSC AND DR.OUTTASIGHT WITH THE GRAPHICS AND ANIMATION. FREEKD OUT IS BROUGHT TO USA AND CANADA BY AMNESIA \ ( HI, IAN ! ) ANYWAY, AS YOU MIGHT HAVE FOUND OUT BY NOW, THERE IS AN OPTION FOR NTSC (NEVER TWICE SAME COLOR!) USERS IN THIS PROGRAM. IF YOU PRESS ARROW UP, OUR LOGO WILL DISAPPEAR, AND THE SCROLLIE WILL MOVE 56 LINES UP - SO THAT OUR AMERICAN FRIENDS CAN READ IT AS WELL. (BUT THEN YOU WILL MISS ALL THE GOOD PARTS ON TOP OF THE SCREEN...) YOU CAN ALSO CONTROL THE SPEED OF THE SCROLLIE, USING LEFT AND RIGHT ARROWKEYS. THIS DISK AND ALL ITS SONGS ARE PUBLIC DOMAIN AND MAY BE USED BY ANYONE WHO WANTS TO - BUT ! THIS IS ONLY AS LONG AS 1) PROPER CREDITS ARE GIVEN AND 2) NO MONEY IS INVOLVED. THERE IS NO COPY- PROTECTION ON THIS DISK - IN SHORT, THAT MEANS THAT IF YOU WANT TO RIP OUR SONGS, YOU ARE PERFECTLY WELCOME TO DO SO, BUT ONLY IF YOU GIVE CREDITS TO THE COMPOSER. WE'VE HAD MORE THAN ENOUGH OF LAMER-DICKHEADS RIPPING OUR MUSIC WITHOUT GIVING CREDITS. IF THIS HAPPENS AGAIN, WE JUST MIGHT GO OUT AND BUY SOME EXPLOSIVES, AND VISIT YOUR GRANDMOTHERS. (ARE YOU LISTENING, 'PSEUDO OPS'?). AFTER ALL, WE'VE PUT QUITE A FEW HOURS OF WORK INTO EACH TUNE. ALSO REMEMBER THAT IF YOU SHOULD WISH TO USE ONE OF THE SONGS FOR YOUR DEMO, YOU MUST USE A PLAYROUTINE THAT WORKS WITH VERSION 2.3 OF SOUNDTRACKER. AN OLDER PLAYROUTINE WILL NOT DO THE JOB. IMPORTANT :..... IF ANYONE OUT THERE OWNS AN AKAI X7000 (OR COMPATIBLE) SAMPLING SYNTHESIZER - I AM VERY INTERESTED IN GETTING IN TOUCH WITH YOU FOR SWAPPING SOUNDS. CONTACT ME (DR. AWESOME) AT THE ADDRESS GIVEN IN THE 'WINDOW' ON THE RIGHT OF THE SCREEN. OK, THAT SEEMS TO BE IT AS FAR AS THE OFFICIAL MESSAGES GO - NOW LET'S GO ON TO SOME REAL BULLSHIT (AS USUAL). IN CASE YOU WERE WONDERING, IT'S STILL DR.AWESOME TYPING THIS CRAP - I MIGHT LET ONE OF THE OTHERS HAVE A GO AT THE KEYBOARD LATER... IF YOU'RE WAITING FOR THE GREETINGS LIST, I'M AFRAID YOU WILL HAVE TO WAIT FOR A LITTLE WHILE - IT WILL SHOW UP IN THE VERY END OF THE SCROLLTEXT, SO JUST HANG IN THERE... I DO OF COURSE WANT TO SEND A VERY WARM WELCOME TO OUR NEW AMERICAN MEMBER... SAVATAGE \ HOPE YOU'LL ENJOY BEING PART OF CRUSADERS - WE ARE GLAD TO HAVE YOU WITH US! ARE YOU READY FOR A JOKE? GOOD. OK, HERE GOES : ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WAS THIS MAN WHO WAS SHIPWRECKED ON A DESERT ISLAND - THOUSANDS OF MILES FROM THE NEAREST LAND. HE HAD NO PROBLEMS SURVIVING, AS HE COULD FIND PLENTY OF FRUIT AND FRESH WATER - BUT THE ONLY COMPANY THIS MAN HAD, WAS A PIG AND A SCOTCH TERRIER DOG! WELL, AS THE MONTHS AND YEARS WENT BY, THIS MAN GOT MORE AND MORE SEXUALLY FRUSTRATED - HE GOT MORE AND MORE DESPERATE FOR SOME PUSSY! (CAN'T BLAME HIM, CAN YOU?) ANYWAY, THE THOUGHT OF GIVING THIS PIG A GO BECAME MORE AND MORE INVITING TO HIM, AND AFTER MANY YEARS - THE MAN WAS REALLY DESPERATE, AND ACTUALLY DECIDED TO DO IT WITH THE PIG! AND THAT WAS ALL FINE AND WELL, BUT JUST WHEN HE WAS ABOUT TO DO IT, THIS SCOTCH TERRIER DOG STARTED BITING HIS LEG, AND PULLING HIM AWAY FROM THE PIG! THE MAN WAS OF COURSE FURIOUS - BUT THERE WAS NOTHING HE COULD DO! WELL, THIS REPEATED ITSELF TIME AFTER TIME - THE MAN TRIED TO FUCK THE PIG -THE DOG KEPT BITING HIM EVERY TIME HE EVEN CAME CLOSE TO THE PIG. BY NOW, THE MAN WAS TOTALLY OUT OF CONTROL - HE WAS ABOUT TO LOSE HIS MIND! THEN, ONE DAY HE GOT TO SEE SOMETHING FAR AWAY ON THE HORIZON! HE SWAM OUT, FOUND THAT IT WAS A LIFERAFT FROM ANOTHER SUNK SHIP - AND ON THE RAFT, THERE WAS THIS G O R G E O U S WOMAN! LONG SLIM LEGS - BIG TITTIES - A BEAUTIFUL FACE - BLOND HAIR... AND SHE WAS UNCONCIOUS. SHE WAS STILL BREATHING, BARELY ALIVE. THE MAN MANAGED TO PULL THE RAFT IN, GAVE HER SOME FRESH WATER, AND AFTER A WHILE SHE WOKE UP - AND SHE SAID TO HIM: 'NOW THAT YOU HAVE SAVED MY LIFE, I WILL DO ANYTHING TO PAY YOU BACK!' 'ANYTHING?' THE MAN SAID. 'YES, ANYTHING AT ALL!' THE GIRL REPLIED. 'WELL', THE MAN SAID, 'DO YOU SEE THAT SCOTCH TERRIER DOG OVER THERE? ...TAKE THE SONOFABITCH WITH YOU - AND GO FOR A WALK AROUND THE ISLAND!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHIHIHIHOOOOOHEH OK YOU SEE, THE MORAL OF THAT STORY IS THAT IF YOU SPEND TOO MUCH TIME WITHOUT A GOOD OLD PIECE OF PUSSY NOW AND THEN - YOU LOSE YOUR ABILITY TO THINK STRAIGHT! (JUST HAVE A LOOK AT DR. M.D. CUB HERE...) HEHE JUST KIDDING! NOW ONTO SOMETHING COMPLETELY DIFFERENT... SINCE EVERYONE SEEMS TO HAVE 'TOP FIVE' THIS AND 'TOP FIVE' THAT NOWADAYS, I THOUGHT I'D GIVE YOU MY PERSONAL TOP FIVE OF VARIOUS THINGS. (NO, I DON'T EXPECT YOU TO HAVE THE SLIGHTEST INTEREST IN WHAT I THINK OF THINGS - WHY SHOULD YOU? - BUT I SIMPLY CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING BETTER TO WRITE!) OK - TOP FIVE AMIGA GROUPS : CRUSADERS - CRUSADERS - CRUSADERS - CRUSADERS AAAAAAND .....CRUSADERS!!!!! OK, THAT WAS JUST A JOKE - IN FACT, I'M NOT GIVING ANY TOP FIVE AMIGA GROUPS, COZ IT'LL JUST MAKE PEOPLE ANGRY. BUT I CAN GIVE YOU THE TOP FIVE POP GROUPS: 1. PRINCE (AND HIS BAND) - 2. GENESIS - 3. DEFUNKT - 4. GENERAL KANE - 5. PETER GABRIEL ...... AND HERE ARE THE TOP FIVE MALE ACTORS: 1. EDDIE MURPHY - 2. DAN AKROYD - 3. CHEVY CHASE - 4. TOM HANKS - 5. BILL MURRAY ...... TOP FIVE SEXY LADIES : 1. SHEILA E. - 2. VANITY - 3. KIM WILDE - 4. CAT - 5. MY NEIGHBOUR!!! ...... TOP FIVE ALBUMS EVER MADE : 1. PRINCE -'SIGN OF THE TIMES' - 2. PRINCE -'PURPLE RAIN' - 3. PRINCE -'BLACK ALBUM' - 4. PRINCE - 'CONTROVERSY' - 5. PRINCE -'BATMAN'........ TOP FIVE MOVIES EVER MADE : 1. TRADING PLACES - 2. FLETCH - 3. 48 HOURS - 4. THE GOLDEN CHILD - 5. RUNAWAY TRAIN ..... TOP FIVE STUPID PEOPLE : 1. ATARI USERS 2. IBM USERS 3. C64 USERS 4. DOPE USERS 5. BROS FANS .....AND AT LAST, TOP FIVE BOOOOORING SCROLLTEXTS : 1. CRUSADERS -FREEKD OUT - 2. CRUSADERS -BACK 2 BASE - 3. CRUSADERS -AUDIO X - 4. CRUSADERS -PROJECT BEAT - 5. CRUSADERS -NU POWER. HMMM.... WELL, THIS PROGRAM IS ABOUT TO BE CRUNCHED ANY MINUTE NOW, SO I THINK I'LL JUST GIVE YOU THE GREETINGS, AND THEN FINISH OFF - BUT BEFORE I GO, JUST ONE LAST WORD ..... THE CRUSADERS ARE SOON GOING TO BE JOINING UP WITH A CANADIAN GROUP (AMNESIA), A FRENCH GROUP AND A GERMAN GROUP - TO MAKE ONE HELL OF A POWERFUL TEAM. SEE YOU SOON, FREAKS! - GREETINGS TO ...... X-MEN UK, NEMESIS, DDC, GARFIELD AND BEATE, AVIREX, PHOENIX, DIGITECH, ESA, SAE OF SCOOPEX, COSMOS, RED SECTOR INC, AVENGER, LEVEL 4 & SHADOWLIGHT, THE BAND, IBB, THORAX, FREEDOM FORCE & AMIGA INDUSTRIES, TEAM-X(U.K), IT, TARTAN ARMY & SUPPLY TEAM, THREAT, TRILOGY, DEFJAM & SPREADPOINT & CCS, BEASTIE BOYS, PARANOIMIA, NORTHSTAR & SILENTS, AZE, QUARTEX, SETROX, ACES & PIRHANAS, AMNESIA, FRED HAHN, H.B.C, HYPNOOSIS, NEW ORDER, BAOBAB CONSPIRACY, THE GIANTS, ACCESSION, AXXISS, EXEC, MOONRIDERS, T.U.C, BREAKOUT, SUBWAY & DREAM TEAM, CLONES, CLAN, CRITTERS, ODYSSEY, CROWDED HOUSE, CRYPTOBURNERS, THE CARTEL, EOA, FLASH TEAM, GATE, GURUS, IVORY & FBW, MAGICAL, MEGASTARS, MURKYMAN, NONSTOP, PHAZE 101, POLAR BEARS, RISING FORCE, SCC, SMILE, SYNTAX 3001, TOP SWAP, TRASH & TOP BOYS, ZAREX, TWI, ENITITY, HELICON, BRAINSTORMERS, GUARDIANS OF DOOM, AGE BANDIT, RE-HACKER, FUSION, TTA, COMPLEX, FLASH PROD., SHARP, DEXION, FUTURE, ESCAPE, F.A.M, THE SOFTCHECKER, WIZZCAT, MR.POWER, AHEAD, OVERSISE OF ASIA INC., ANTARTICA, WEREWOLVES, GO GO INC, NETWORK, ACTION FORCE, SCEPTRES, MECHANIX, BROWBEAT, CHAOS, XA, VISION AND FINALLY MIGHT......NOTE: WE ARE REALLY SORRY IF WE HAVE FORGOT SOMEONE AND IF WE HAVE SPELLED A GROUP'S NAME WRONG.....WE REALLY MEAN THAT GUYS!!!!!!!!!! ... 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