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(LiKe mY dIcK!) iF yA aGrEE wItH dA aBoVe tYpE YES...ooPPss! sOrrY...cOnTiNuE rEaDiNg! ___ ______ ______ ______ ______ ) ¬\ )__. ¬\ )__. ¬\ )__. ¬\ ) ¦ ¬\ /¯¯¯¯\ / ¬¦ \ / ¬¦ \ / ¬¦___\ /_ ¦ _\ / \/ ¦ \/ | \/ .____\/ \ / / ¦ \ | \ ¦ \ : \ \_______\_____¦ /__________/____| /____¦ / [-----------------:____/----------------|____/-----¦____/·rS·-] · _ _/¯¯\_ _ · /\_ _/( \____/ )\_ _/\ /\/ (( \_\\/\ _\//_/ )) \/\ // ·\ )/ ø\/ø \( /· \\ ·_____/________\_____/. ¯/_¬ \\_____/________\_____. ¦¬ _// _\/ ·\_ ¬: |__ -[:iNdEx!.]- \ ( \_/ ) / -[.iNdEx!:]- __¦ (_<_>_ ¯¯¯¯¯¬ \__________/ ¬¯¯¯¯¯ _<_>_) (___<_> <_>___) (___<_>-[.ø1.]- uPLoAd -[.11.]- cCaRdS <_>___) <_>___) (___<_>-[.ø2.]- dOwNLoAd -[.12.]- nEw uSeRs <_>___) ____ /¦ -[.ø3.]- mAiN mEnU -[.13.]- rEqUeStS ¬|\ ____ \. 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A: wELL, dA bOaT sAiLs aBoVe dA wAtEr aNd dA sUbMaRiNe uNdEr! yA mAy bE wOnDeRiNg "aNd dA bAnAnA?"...wELL, sTiCk dA bAnAnA uP yAr aSS! yA dIdN't gOt pIssEd wiTh mE, dId yA? nOp? wELL, tHeN sTiCK aNoThEr oNe! ____ | --- -\ /\------ --------- --- ------- - - --- - --- :¦ - - -- --- - \/ / [!...aZZkEyS...!] _::_ rATTLeSnAkE '95! - -- --\/-- ------- ------------ ------- --- - - /\¦· \ - - - - / \___\ \ / / \/___/ . .__________________________________. :______________: ._________ __ _ _. ¦ | . | . | ¦ ¦ . | ¦ ¦ . ¦ | ¦ |____¦ |____¦ | | _| ¦____| | | ¦______. | | | .____| .____| | .____|____. |____. | ¦ ' | | ¦ ¦ | ¦ | | | ¦ | ¦ | ¦ | . : |____¦ :_________|_________|____|____|_________|_________|_________| : | : :·rS· ¦ | · `- --- ----- -- -- ---- -- --- -- -- ------ --- ----- --- --' ¦ ¦aN aSkEy iZ aN aRt pIeCe, sO, uSe dA aSkEy'S oN tHiZ cOnFeReNcE wIsELy!: `--- -- -- - -- ----- - ------- - - ------- ------ ---- -- -- -- - -- --' ____ | --- -\ /\------ --------- --- ------- - - --- - --- :¦ - - -- --- - \/ / [!...sNeS wArEz...!] _::_ rATTLeSnAkE '95! 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- -- --\/-- ------- ------------ ------- --- - - /\¦· \ - - - - / \___\ \ / / \/___/ .______________: ._______________________________________ __ _ __ _. ¦ . | ¦ ¦ . | | | . ¦ | ¦____| | | ¦____| | | | | ¦______ __. . |____. |____. |____. | | | ____|____. | ¦ : | ¦ | ¦ | ¦ | ¦ ¦ | | ¦ | ¦ ¦ |_________|_________|_________|_________¦ ¦ |_________| ` : : · : : · . /\ : || .________ ._____________________________. ____/ \____ ¦ ¦| ¦ \¦ | | . ¦ \ ..... / ¦ ·¦ |____. | | | \ | ¦____| \.sYsOpS./ |. ¦ | ¦ | | | \/ | .____| / .oNLy. \ |: ¦ | | | ¦ | | | ¦ | /___ ·· ___\ |¦ ' |_________|_________|____¦ ¦_________| \ / | : ¦ · \/ | ¦ · `- -- -- - - --- ---- ----' | ¦ ·rS·| `---- - --- -- ---- - - ----- - - ---' ____ | --- -\ /\------ --------- --- ------- - - --- - --- :¦ - - -- --- - \/ / [!...cHaT...!] _::_ rATTLeSnAkE '95! - -- --\/-- ------- ------------ ------- --- - - /\¦· \ - - - - / \___\ \ / / . \/___/ .______________. :___________________. ..YAR..A..PAIN.. | | ¦ ¦ | ¦ | ¦ | | | | | . | ..WITH.. ..IN..THE..ASS.. | |____| | |____¦ | | | | | ¦ | | ¦ ..YA.. ..BUT..I..WILL.. |_________|____|____¦ :____| ¦ : . · . ·rS· ____ | --- -\ /\------ --------- --- ------- - - --- - --- :¦ - - -- --- - \/ / [!...nOt aVaIL...!] _::_ rATTLeSnAkE '95! 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ShAdOW.........:PfF aNOthER lAMeR uSING pC... ¯¯¯¯¯¯ dArKsIdE.......:How'S tHE bIKE DuDE?!! ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ mArTiN/Ra......:HoW aRE ya DuDe?!? BtW WhEN Do YOU MoVe OUT?!? MaYbE i CAN hELP ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ yA ... :) MaNiAc/FA......:ThE oNLY tHiNG i REgrET iN ThIS oLD stORY (AnD Ya KNoW whAT i'M ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ tAlKInG abOUT) iS tHAT wE dOnT dO aNY loNGEr The SHiT wE uSED 2 wHen wE wEnT oN hoLiDaYS ... You'RE a NICe DudE bUT veRY baDLY suRRoUNDEd... HuMM ANd gOD bLESS tHE dAY yOU'll bE aBlE 2 gO 2 "AlCAnTRA" I HoPE i'LL be THeRe ... OnLy IF yoU aSK mE !! L8r yA sEXy MothERfUCKER... pAt............:StILL lEARnINg BAD lAnGuAgES heN ??! You PeRVeRt ... :) ¯¯¯ Es UM GraNDa CABRAo FiLHO dA pUTA ... ThIS meANS "You'Re A niCE gUY anD i'M glAD yoU're MY frIEND" iN pOrTuguESE MeTaL dEath....:WhEN yA dECiDE In ShoWINg YoUr UgLy FACe In MY bOArD !??? ¯¯¯¯¯ ¯¯¯¯¯ L8r MAtE BrUcE LeEcH....:AnoTHER MisSinG iN aCTION ... WhERE dA fUCK aRE YoU !?!? ¯¯¯¯¯ ¯¯¯¯¯ mAx/cUrE.......:StILL RememBER mE?!?!? yOU'rE uSEd tO bE mY woRST niGHTmaRE! :) ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ gIMMe a CALL ... SaME nUMbA VaMpIrO........:FuCK yOU! yoU'RE nOHTHing But A BlOOd SuCkER...GeT rEAL kID.... ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ yOU cAnT eVEn TaKE a LOoK aT thE miRRoR...KiLL yOUrSElF oR eLSE ConTaCt mE ... I wIlL bE hApPy tO dO iT fOr YOu! fAsT cAt.......:MiSSiNG iN aCTioN ... It DoEsn'T MaTTER he USES pC...KILL HIM! ¯¯¯¯ ¯¯¯ LuPa...........:HoW aRE Ya CAT ?! Is IT GooD ?!? seND "hI" FroM Me!! ¯¯¯¯ MaD DoG........:YO duDe ... HoW aRE YaR muSAcKS dOinG ?? VerY badLY I hOPE! ¯¯¯ ¯¯¯ TriFIxIoN......:ehehh FUCK YOU! ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ MeSSiAH:.......:Yo Yo Yo ... WhEre ArE Ya!?!?!!?? DiD yA cHanGeD The PORTuguESE ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ ScEnE FoR a FoREiGn ONE?!?! GooD chOISE.... L8R :)) MaRAfAdO.......:StOP StuDYinG aND gIMMe A cALL !!... ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ SpLASh.........:StILL oWn A PC?! bURN iT dUDE! ¯¯¯¯¯¯ BrUcE lEE......:You'RE tHE mOST ... ForGET iT, You WILL NEVER undERsTAND ¯¯¯¯¯ ¯¯¯ RatTLESnaKE....:It's OVER :) ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ :...oKiE nOw iT's tImE 4 bRuCe Lee mEssY(!) tO...: ¯¯¯¯ ¯¯¯ ¯¯¯¯ ¯¯¯¯ ¯ ¯¯¯¯¯ ¯¯¯ ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ ¯¯ bOOmErAnG......:yOuR fAvOuRitE kEyS aRe "CTRL+AMIGA+AMIGA" ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ :...nOw, cOMMuNiCaToR sEnDz iZ mEssY's tO..: ¯¯¯ ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ ¯¯¯¯¯ ¯¯ ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ ¯¯ pErSoNaL mEssAgEs tO: (A tO Z oRdEr aNd pOrTuGuEsE gUyS oNLy!) bLaCk wIdOw....:sO, hOw'S mIsErY? oK oK, tHe nAmE fItS, rIgHt? ¯¯¯¯¯ ¯¯¯¯¯ bOOmErAnG......:sTiLL rUnnInG tHe bOaRd oR dId yOu aLsO rEaLiSe tHaT iT's a ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ cOmPLeTe wAsTe oF tImE? yOu kNoW wHaT i mEaN dOn'T yOu? bRuCe LeE......:kEEp pRaCtIsInG aNd mAyBe yOu'LL rEaCh mY pErFoRmAnCe oNe dAy! ¯¯¯¯¯ ¯¯¯ eHeH! (nOt!) bEiJiNhOs!... 8-) (gRaNdA bOgAs!) cYbErPuNk......:sTiLL sELLiNg dOpE oN tHe sTrEEtS? wItH aLL tHaT iNcOmE yOu aRe ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ pRoBaBLy fUcKiNg rIcH nOw! mAyBe yOu sHoULd sTaRt sELLiNg oN tHe bOaRd tOO eHeH! dAffY dUCk.....:qUaCk qUaCk! nOtHiNg tO sAy tO yOu fOr nOw, i'LL cALL yOu cAuSe ¯¯¯¯¯ ¯¯¯¯ i nEEd tO tALk wItH yOu! dIrTy HaRRy....:LoNg tImE nO sEE! i'LL gIvE yOu a rInG oNe oF tHeSe dAyS sO wE ¯¯¯¯¯ ¯¯¯¯¯ cAn aRRaNgE sOmEtHiNg, bUt oNLy iF yOu aGrEE tO wAsH yOuR hAiR fIrSt! mAd dReAm......:kEEp iN tOuCh pAL! ¯¯¯ ¯¯¯¯¯ mAnIaC.........:eVeRyTiMe i sEE yOu (aNd i dO hAvE tO tRy hArD!) i aSk mYsELf ¯¯¯¯¯¯ iF i sHoULd bRiNg sOmE LeNs fOr tHe nExT mEEtInG! mArTiN.........:tOO mAnY aMfEtAmInS mAy bE bAd tO yOuR hEaLtH! (wHiCh dOeSn'T ¯¯¯¯¯¯ sEEm vErY gOOd aLrEaDy! bEcOz oF sO mUcH rEaR aCtIvItY!) nEvEr fOuNd pIcA mIoLoS? sHiT tHaT gUy iS gOOd! mEtAL MiLiTiA..:nEvEr hEaRd aBoUt yOu aNyMoRe! sTiLL LiViNg oR wHaT? ¯¯¯¯¯ ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ mIcRoChIp......:fUcKiNg dRuNk! nOw yOu'Re mOrE aDDiCtEd tO gALeRiAs tHaN i aM ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ wItH rOOkIe! oFFiCeR........:wHaT aBoUt yOu? hAvE yOu aLrEaDy dEcIdEd iF yOu wILL rUn ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ aMiExPrEsS oR cNeT? rAttLeSnAkE....:eH cUmPaDrE! sO tHiS wILL bE yOuR LaSt aScII cOLLeCtIoN? dOn'T ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ tHiNk sO! LEt'S kIcK aSS! ;-) bTw... wHeN wILL wE cOdE sOmE sHiT tOgEtHeR? wALdEn.........:tHx fOr aLL tHe iNfO yOu gIvE mE fRoM tImE tO tImE! LEt'S kEEp ¯¯¯¯¯¯ iN tOuCh! :...oKiE, eNoUgH wItH mEssY's...LeT's tALk 'bOuT dA pOrTuGuEsE...: ¯¯¯¯  ¯¯¯¯¯¯ ¯¯¯¯ ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯   ¯¯¯¯¯ ¯¯¯¯  ¯¯¯¯ ¯¯ ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ ______ ______ ______ ______ ______ ______ )__. ¬\ )__. ¬\ )__. ¬\ )__. ¬\ )__. ¬\ ) . \ / ¦___\ / : \ / ¬¦___\ / ¬¦ \ / ¬¦___\ /___| \ /____. \/ ¦____\/ .____\/ | \/ .____\ |____\ / ¬¦ \ ¦ ¬\ ¦ \ | \ ¦ \ .______ \ ¦_____/____¦ /____| /____¦ /____| / | / [---\____:----------:____/-----|____/-----:____/-----|____/·rS·---|____/---] -sCeNe? · tHiZ pArT cOnSiSts iN a LiTTLe dIsCuSSiOn 'bOuT dA pOrTuGuEsE sCenE(?)! sUm kEwL fReAkS wAnTeD tO tALk aBoUt iT...LeT's rEaD tHeIr oPiNiOn! Øø¤°°°¤øø¤°°°¤øø¤°°°¤øø¤°°°¤øø¤°°°¤øø¤°°°¤øø¤°°°¤øø¤°°°¤øø¤°°°¤øø¤°°°¤øø¤°°°¤øØ WeLL i GUess ThaT WhaT reALLy PissES mE oFF iN ThiS fuCKInG cOUntrY Is The BiG NumBEr oF laMerS ThinKIng onLY In DoWnlOAdING thE lAsTEsTS gAmES aNd nOtHInG eLSE... In SecONd ComE tHE woRST kINd Of LamErS, ThoSE wHO thEy ArE beTTER thAN tHE REST... ANd tHAT reAllY MAKES ME NERVOUS!!! OnLY a GrOuP wiTHiN a GrouP CaN mAKE The DiFerEnCe aND WiTh A lOT oF lUcK & a PREtty FACe wE cOuLD TrY cHAnGInG It... WhEn a ScEnE iS gR8T wE CaN'T sTOP tALKINg WeLL aBOUT It aND sHoWINg OUr PriDE On IT...WhEN THE sCENE !SUCKS! wE juST caN'T kEEp oN tAlkINg cOZ IT MakES a GUY SiCK! aND tHAT's THe TruTH iN pORTUGAL ... The ScENE reaLLY suCKS! sIgNeD: dIrTy hArrY, sYsOp oF dArK iNsTiNcT bbS ¯¯¯¯¯ ¯¯¯¯¯ ¯¯¯¯ ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ dArK iNsTiNcT bbS: +351-ø1-9371992 ¯¯¯¯ ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ ¯¯¯ Øø¤°°°¤øø¤°°°¤øø¤°°°¤øø¤°°°¤øø¤°°°¤øø¤°°°¤øø¤°°°¤øø¤°°°¤øø¤°°°¤øø¤°°°¤øø¤°°°¤øØ WeLL.. tHiZ iZ mY oPiNiOn aBoUt tHe pOrTuGuEsE sCeNe... iF wE mIgHt cALL tHiZ a sCeNe??? I'm tHe LaSt hOpE's SySoP.. wELL.. i'Ve gOt aPrOx. 70 uSeRs, wELL, i cAn sAy.. tHaT aLmOsT aLL sOfTwArE iN mY bOaRd, wAs uPLoAdEd bY mE, wELL, eVeRyBoDy wAnT tO LeeCh, bUt nO oNe cArEs aBoUt sUppOrT tHe bOaRd... HuM.. U mIgHt tHiNk... "HuM, tHiZ gUy iZ cRaZy!!", wELL, i'D rAttEr bE, tHe pOrTuGuEsE sCeNe, iT's cOOkEd aNd wELL dOnE, nOtHiN cAn sAvE Us fRoM LaMeRs.. sHiT, i eVeN mAdE a dOOr, tO fOrCe tHe uSeRs (LaMeRs) tO LeAvE 1 mSg pEr 10 cALLs.. UAAHHUUUU!!! cAn u rEaCh tHaT?? sHiT.. i'Ve gOt aNoThEr dOOr, tO fOrCe tHe uSeRs tO uPLoAd 1 mG pEr mOnTh.. wELL.. iN eXcHaNgE, tHeY hAvE a dIsAbLe, wELL.. tHiZ iZ iNtErEsTiNg.. iSn'T iT??! WRONG... mOrE tHaN 20% wErE kIcKeD!!! iT's rAtHeR bE sIttInG oN yAr cHaIr.. aNd hOpE tHaT sOmE sOfTwArE fALL fRoM tHe sKy.. tHaN tRy tO gEt iT.. wELL, tHiZ iZ LIkE tHe pOrTuGuEsE sCeNe. sIgNeD: bRuCe Lee, sYsOp oF LaSt hOpE bbS ¯¯¯¯¯ ¯¯¯           ¯¯¯¯ ¯¯¯¯ LaSt hOpE bbS: +351-ø38-23834 ¯¯¯¯ ¯¯¯¯ ¯¯¯ Øø¤°°°¤øø¤°°°¤øø¤°°°¤øø¤°°°¤øø¤°°°¤øø¤°°°¤øø¤°°°¤øø¤°°°¤øø¤°°°¤øø¤°°°¤øø¤°°°¤øØ yOu wAnT mE tO TaLk aBoUt dA pOrTuGuEsE sCeNe?.......WELL tHaTs a eAsY oNe !!!! WHAT PORTUGUESE SCENE!?!?!? THeRe iS nO pOrTuGuEsE sCeNe, dO yA wAnT tO kNoW wHy? wELL iT's bEcOz oF tHe fUcKiNg pOrTuGuEsE LaMeRs tHaT aRe gReDDy aNd sTuPiD, tHoSe fUcKiNg gUyS tHaT sAy tHaT aRe eLiTeS bUt tHe oNLy tHiNg tHeY cAre iS a qUiCk mOnEy oR tHaT fUcKiNg LaMeRs tHaT sTeAL oThErS wOrK, rELaBeL iT aNd tHeN sAy tHaT iT's hIs wOrK. fOr eXaMpLe i "kNoW" a gUy tHaT gOt a mUsIc mOdULe mAdE bY oThEr gUy, mAdE a pAttErN sTiKeD tHe pAttErN tO tHe sTaRt oF tHe mOdULe aNd sAiD tHaT hE aS mAdE tHe mOdULe...nOw tELL mE iS tHiS LAmE oR wHaT? tSk tSk tSk. I kNoW aNoThEr oNe tHaT aSkEd tO tHe gUy tHaT mAdE tHiS aScII coLL tO mAkE hIm aN aScII, aNd ·rS· bEiNg a cOOL gUy mAdE hIm oNe bUt tHe oThEr gUy dIdN't LiKe tHe aScII, sO hE mOdIfIeD iT a LittLe aNd tHeN rEmOvEd dA ·rS· from dA aScII bEcOz hE tOuGhT tHaT dA aScII wAs nO LoNgeR mAdE bY ·rS·, aNoThEr LaMe eXaMpLe oN hOw tHiNgS aRe hErE iN LAMER LAND. I cOuLd bE hErE sPeAkInG oF eXaMpLeS oF LaMeRs fOr hOuRs bUt i tHiNk tHaT yA gEt dA pIcTuRe nOw. MY MESSAGE IS: DONT BE SO FUCKING LAMER BECOZ DA SCENE ITS A BUNCH OF GUYS WITH A SPECIAL COMPUTER INTEREST AND WE ARE IN THIS SHIT ONLY FOR DA FUN. **** DONT TAKE THINGS SO PERSONAL, RELAX AND ENJOY THE SCENE **** sIgNeD: mIcRoChIp ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ Øø¤°°°¤øø¤°°°¤øø¤°°°¤øø¤°°°¤øø¤°°°¤øø¤°°°¤øø¤°°°¤øø¤°°°¤øø¤°°°¤øø¤°°°¤øø¤°°°¤øØ LaMe sCeNe wE hAvE hErE..wE aLwAyS dId, aNd wE aLwAyS wILL, aS fAr aS iT sEEmS. wE jUsT dOnT gEt aNy dEcEnT aCtIoN aRoUnD hErE, sPeCiALLy wItH tHiS bUnCh oF LaMe pEopLE aRoUnD. tHaTs wHy i hAvE cLoSeD mY bOaRd..tOO mUcH LaMeRs! tHaTs aLL i hAvE tO sAy! (cUrTo e gRoSSo) bYe! sIgNeD: cOmmUnIcAtOr sYsOp oF uNdErGrOuNd wArEhOuSe bbS ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ uNdErGrOuNd wArEhOuSe bbS: +351-ø1-CLØSED! ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ ¯¯¯ Øø¤°°°¤øø¤°°°¤øø¤°°°¤øø¤°°°¤øø¤°°°¤øø¤°°°¤øø¤°°°¤øø¤°°°¤øø¤°°°¤øø¤°°°¤øø¤°°°¤øØ nOw, iT's mY fUcKiN' tUrN tO sPeAk! ...dA sCeNe(?) hErE iN pOrTuGaL iZ nOthINg! zErO! nIeNtE! nAdA! nEpIaS! iZ nOtHiNg bUt a LaMeRsCeNe! hErE fRiEnDsHiP dOeSnT rULe! eVeRybOdY tRiEs tO fUcK eVeRyBoDy! tHeY tALk wItH yA sHoWiNG a sMiLLeY fAcE bUt iN yAr bAcKs tHeY cALL yA eVeRy oFFeNsIvE nAmEs yA cOuLd iMaGiNe! iT's LiKe a fUcKiN' jUnGLe! iT mAkEs mE pUkE! i tHiNk tHaT thErE's nO tUrNiNg bAck!! nO oNe uPL kEwL sTuFF (oR aNy kInD oF sTuFF!)....tHeY jUsT wAnnA bE LeeChErS... aNd nOtHiNg eLsE mAttErS! nO oNe rELeAsE sTuFF LiKe dEMoS, kEwL /X dOOrS, aSkEy cOLL's, pIcTuReS, sLiDeSHoWs, tExTs(!) oR aNy kInD oF sHiT tHaT cOuLd bE rELeAsEd! sO,iN mY hUmBLe oPiNiOn sOmEtHiNg HaS 2 bE dOnE qUiCkLy, oR oUr sCeNe wILL fUcKiN' dIe! dA mAiN pRoBiE, iN mY oPiNiOn, iZ dA nEw LaMeRs.....sOrrY, dA nEw uSeRs..'cOs tHeY dOnT fOLLoW aNy rULeZ aNd dOnT gIvE a fUcK 'bOuT dA oPiNiOn oF dA oLdEr gUyS oN dA sCeNE! i hAvE LoTz oF eXaMpLeS LiKe sTeALiNg bbS dOOrS (tHeY rEnAmE dA cOdEr nAmE aNd rELeAsE aS tHeiR oWn!), aSkEyS's, eVeN mUsIc mOdULeS! i tHiNk tHaT yA aLrEaDy gOt dA pIcTuRe 'bOuT dA sHiTTy sItUaTiOn wE aRe fAcInG hErE! bEcOz oF tHaT, I'LL STOP RELEASING ASKEY COLL'S, uNtIL tHiZ sHiT rEaLLy gEtZ mUcH, mUcH bEttEr! mY aSkEy aCtIvItY wILL bE rEsUmEd tO mY gRoUpS: rAvE dEsIgN aNd cEnTuRy oR iF aNy kEwL dUdE rEqUeSt mE aN aSkEy! (nO LaMeRz pLiSe!) wELL...tHaT's iT....i hOpE sEE yA aLL iN a nEaR fUtUrE! iF nOt: iT wAs a bIg pLeAsUrE bEiNg iN dA aMiGa wOrLdwIdE sCeNe fOr a LoNg tImE! (wELL, sUm tImE!) i'LL LeAvE yA wItH sUm sEnTeNcEs...rEaD thEm, aNd tHiNk 'bOuT iT! wE gOt LaMeRz iN oUr sCeNe! wE gOt LaMeRz iN oUr bOaRdZ! wE gOt LaMeRz iN oUr fILeZ! tHeY hAvE sHiT iN tHeIr hEaDs! wE gOt LaMeRz iN oUr pHoNe LiNeZ! wE gOt LaMeRz iN oUr cOuNtRy! wE gOt LaMeRz iN oUr wAy! tHeY mAkE mE pUkE aLL mY dInnEr aWaY! wE gOt LaMeRz iN oUr sTrEEtZ! wE gOt LaMeRz iN oUr nEw uSeRz cOnFz! w8iNg..w8iNg. tHeY'rE tRyInG tO gEt iN! tHeY dOnT gO nOwHeRe! sTaNdInG, sIttInG, bEggInG! aNd nOw dA qUeStIoNs.... dO wE KiLL tHeM? bEcOmE tHeIr fRiEnDz? dO wE aSSfUcK tHeM? dO wE gIvE aXs 2 tHeM? nAhh, i dOnT tHiNk tHeY dEsErVe iT! dO wE jOiN tHeM? dOeSnT sEEm 2 bE dA aNsWeR! dO wE dEsTrOy tHeM? tHiZ aSShOLeZ wILL cOmE aGaIn! tHeY'rE aLwAyZ tAkInG oVeR! tHeY'rE aLwAyZ aRoUnD! tHeY'rE LaUgHtInG iN oUr fAcEs! sHoULd wE dRoP aN aToMiC bOmB iN LaMeRLaNd? tHaT's nO sOLuTiOn! dA mOtHeRfUcKeRs wILL bOrN aGaIn! wHaT sHoULd wE fUcKiN' dO? sHoULd wE cOmItE sUiCiDe? nO wAy! tOO mUcH pAiN! tHeRe'S oNLy oNe wAy oUt...QUITING DA SCENE! sIgNeD: rAttLeSnAkE ¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯¯ Øø¤°°°¤øø¤°°°¤øø¤°°°¤øø¤°°°¤øø¤°°°¤øø¤°°°¤øø¤°°°¤øø¤°°°¤øø¤°°°¤øø¤°°°¤øø¤°°°¤øØ ______ ______ ______ ______ ______ __ ______ )__. ¬\ )__. ¬\ )__. ¬\ )__. ¬\ ) . ¬\ ) \ )__. ¬\ / ¦___\ / ¬¦ \ / ¬¦___\ / ¬¦___\/ ¦ \ \_/ / ¦___\ / | ¬\/ ¯¯\/ .____\/ .____\___| \ /____. \ / | \ | \ ¦ \ ¦ \ ¬| \ / ¬¦ \ \_____¦ /____¦ /____| /____| / ¦ / \ ¦_____/ [---------:____/-----¦____/-----|____/-----|____/---:____/---\____:----·rS·-] · · ...aNd dA gReeTiNgZ gO fLyInG tO (nO sPeCiAL oRdEr!): ­[...cOMMUNICATOr...]_-[:.1995!.:]-_[.....wEREWOLf.....]­ ­[...dIRTy hARRy....]_-[:.1995!.:]-_[..fABULOUs gREEn..]­ ­[....bRUCe lEe.....]_-[:.1995!.:]-_[.....tHUNDEr......]­ ­[....mICROCHIp.....]_-[:.1995!.:]-_[.....wINGMAn......]­ ­[.....pRAYEr.......]_-[:.1995!.:]-_[....cYBERPUNk.....]­ ­[.......pAt........]_-[:.1995!.:]-_[..mUSIc sTATIOn...]­ ­[...mETAl dEATh....]_-[:.1995!.:]-_[....bOy sCOUt.....]­ ­[.....jAILEr.......]_-[:.1995!.:]-_[.....mESSIAh......]­ ­[.....mARTIn.......]_-[:.1995!.:]-_[.....mARAFADo.....]­ ­[.....mANIAc.......]_-[:.1995!.:]-_[....dISSIDENt.....]­ ­[.....sUICIDe......]_-[:.1995!.:]-_[....dAFFy dUCk....]­ ­[...kILLEr kId.....]_-[:.1995!.:]-_[....mAd dREAm.....]­ ­[.....eNERGIe......]_-[:.1995!.:]-_[.....sHADOw.......]­ ­[.......sKy........]_-[:.1995!.:]-_[.....dr.kAOs......]­ ­[......lUPa........]_-[:.1995!.:]-_[....bOOMERANg.....]­ ­[.....mAd dOg......]_-[:.1995!.:]-_[......nINFo.......]­ ­[...bRUCe lEECh....]_-[:.1995!.:]-_[.......kGb........]­ ______ ______ ______ ______ ______ )__. ¬\ )__. ¬\ ) ¦ ¬\ )__. ¬\ ) ¦ ¬\ [­.:rEsPeCTz:.­] / ¬¦ \ / ¦___\ / ¦ \ / ¬¦___\ / ¦ \ [­.:rEsPeCTz:.­] / \/____. \/ ¯¯\/ .____\/____. \ [­.:rEsPeCTz:.­] / ¦ \ ¬¦ \ ¦ \ ¦ \ ¬¦ \ [­.:rEsPeCTz:.­] \_____¦ / ¦_____/____| /____| / |_____/ [­.:rEsPeCTz:.­] ------¦____/\____:----------:____/-----|____/\____|----·rS·-[­.:rEsPeCTz:.­]--- ­[.rEd sKiN.]­[.sK!n.]­[.2FaSt.]­[.pRaYeR.]­[.wHiRLwInD.]­[.gOzz.]­[.zAcK.]­ ­[.pSyChIc sAnTa.]­[.zOrrO.]­[.aXeBLaDe.]­ ­[.aNd tO aLL dA oThEr aSkEy fReAkS bEhInD rAvE dEsIgN!.]­ ______ ______ ______ ______ ______ ______ )__. ¬\ )__. ¬\ )__. ¬\ )__. ¬\ ) ¬\ )__. ¬\ / ¬¦ \ / ¬¦___\ / ¬¦ \ / ¬¦ \ / \ . \ / ¬¦___\ / ¯¯\/ .____\/ \/ | \ / \/ \/ .____\ / | \ ¦ \ ¦ \ | \ / | \ ¦ \ \_____¦ /____| /____¦ /__________/ \_____¦ /____| / [-----¦____/-----|____/-----¦____/----------------------:____/-----|____/-] | ·rS· ¦ | ¦ | cOLL nAmE.........: kIcKiN bUttS! : | : ¦ aSkEy dEsIgNeR....: rATTLeSnAkE! ' : : ·\ dEsIgNeR LoCaTiOn.: cEnTuRy ^ rAvE dEsIgN! ¦ \_ | \ aGe...............: 19! | .___/ | ¦ sEx...............: mALe! | | | | cOuNtRy...........: pOrTuGaL (LaMeRLaNd!) | | | . ¦ cItY..............: aMaDoRa (LiSbOn!) | |\ : | ¦ \·\ pHoNe nUmBa.......: yA wIsH! | _/\___: \ \ | · \ \ dAyS oF wOrK......: LoTz! | ./ / | _/\___. // / fOOd sUppOrT......: bUrGeR kInG sHiTTy fOOd! | ¦ /./ | |/ ¦ dRiNk sUppOrT.....: bEEr, cOkE (sNiFF), cOffEe! | · | | | sMoKe sUppOrT.....: mArLbOrO, dEtRoIt hAnD rOLLeD | | tObAccO! | | | | sEx sUppOrT.......: sUm gIrLz, mOrBiD vIsIoN aNd | | bLuE tHuNdEr aRsEs! | | | | mOnEy sUppOrT.....: mOrBiD vIsIoN aNd bLuE tHUndEr| | dIrTy aRsEs! | | | | gUeSt wRiTeRs.....: cOmmUnIcAtOr, mIcRocHiP, | | dIrTy hArrY, bRuCe LeE! | | | | rELeAsE dAtE......: 26/ø3/95! | | | | aSkEy'S nUmBa.....: 2ø! | | | | mEnTaL fUcKuP's...: tWo... i ThInK! :) | | | | tExT eDiToR.......: cYgNuS eDiToR v3.5! | | | | LiNeZ nUmBa.......: 2583! | | . . | | bYtEz LoNg........: 78021! ._¦____ | | /:/| /_/\ | | /_¦ _ /\/\ | `-------------------------------------------/_/__/_/\ /\--' \_\ \_\/ \/ \__ _\/\/ \_\__\_\/ ______ ______ ___. ___. )__. ¬\ )__. ¬\ ) ¬¦ ) ¬¦ / : \ / ¬¦ \ / ¦____ / ¦____ / ¦____\/ \/ ¦ ¬\/ ¦ ¬\ / ¦ ¬\ ¦ \ : \ : \ \_____¦ /____¦ /__________/__________/ . 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