ah yes suure! .... it's that time again ? .. yes it is! issue numero 7 of the mite-ee kumimiehet is here and i'm back with another hardcore scroller ( not because i like it ) ... ( ? ) .. anyway .. the credits : code by anthony,all gfx by facet/spaceballs and this issues brilliant music by reflex of movement (faaaab!) ... .. and now ... ladies and gentlemen !!! the scrolltopic of the issue! .. is called .... 18 ways to be (or become) an asshole !! .... read carefully so you might learn something ! ... 1 - after sex throw 5 bucks on your date and leave ... 2 - the next day ask the five bucks back ... 3 - after sex beat you date up ... 4 - get the giggles in church ... 5 - start a fight or riot then call the cops and even testify as a witness ... 6 - grab your cat by the tail and throw it off a cliff into the sea ... 7 - cut your dog with a big knife then use it as live bait for shark fishing . (fisk !) ... 8 - piss in people's spices if you don't like the spice or if you think they use them too much ... 9 - go into the women's bathrooms and piss on the toilet-seat ... 10 - every time you meet someone new you say : 'nice to meet you nigger !' as you shake hands with them (regardless of race) . ( we're no racists ! we hate everybody !! ) ... 11 - if you're under 18 have sex with an adult then sue him for rape ... 12 - if you're over 18 have sex with a minor then call their father and tell him ... 13 - when her dad comes over to kill you acuse him of raping his daughter and call the police .. 14 - when someone passes out cut off your pubic hair and tape it to their chin . (since goatees are so popular) ... 15 - when you see someone who is retarded or disabled remind them of their handicap all day ... 16 - go to a retirement home tell an old person you're his or her grandson take him (her) to the beach and throw the old bastard (bitch) off the pier ... 17 - take a hungry homeless person out to lunch then eat all their food ... 18 - Run around town dressed as a clown and kick pregnant women in the stomach ..... that's it! .. do your best and have fun ! ... some last-minute news about movement .. : anthony is no longer a member .. he joined the rebuilt lame group axis ... lamer ! .... a few messies to .. : paragon : yo mate ... your swapping gets slow ! .. and where have the adverts in your pack gone ? gone with the wind ? uhehu ... rave of manitou : thanx for contacting me mate .. i'm sure you won't be dissapointed .. meet you sometime ! ... subject : yohooo .. nice wares and cool letters .. i'm really looking forward to the next issue of upstream as it really really kicks ass ! .. too bad you weren't at the party ... maybe next year ! .... lionheart : yo mate .. please try sending a bit faster coz i already had the propaganda for over a week when i got it from you and that definately suxx .. stay cool anyway .. (you aren't by voting on speedy ! hueuhe) .. sascha of applause : ja hallo daar ... je bent m'n enige nederlands swap-contact .. om het zo maar eens te noemen ... geef je telefoonnummer eens ! ... overdose of iris : nice support ! keep it up mate ! .... ... that's it ... and always remember : big brother is watching you ! 911 and astro send out their #####'s to the following julemands : all ABCDEFG members!!! - virtual (rocket) - sanity (diddle@trasher) - crusaders (nightshade) - andromeda (mcs) - ex-lemon. (majic mushroom@moxy@paradroid) - analog (spoky) - #cncd# (all members! specials : groo@heatbeat@dean@prime premium@mark@di33y@destop@wdo) - vision (mr.king) - banana design (messiah@saracen) - #dreamdealers# (antony) - spaceballs (kingpin@lord helmet@facet@chocomeller@dope@dan@hein@spaceman) - static bytes (quackbuster) - rebels (everyone except jake!!) - #melon# (hof@walt@mack@bannasoft@seen@audiomonster) - polka brothers (zinko) - #banal# (suhu@ukulele@pmb@epidemic@boris) - accession (hotchess@poke) - trsi (control@501@sal-one@flame@dark@redskin) - mirage (retep@blo (ed de goey) ) - dcs (killraven@exciter@ikari@red devil) - parallax-design (legend) - nova (mr.keel@header) - absolute (archibald@mental) - tek (maxwell) - parasite (pearl@speedy) - stone arts (dolphin) - alcatraz (head) - logic (xentec) - x-trade (adder) - tech (tropeduft) - nebula (jinx) - stellar (dalmak@shadow@mac@dweezil) - razor 1911 (colorbird@roscoe@condor@lionheart) - essence (slam@howie) desire (paragon@nsa@tsm) - equinox (jackpot@messiah) - damones (dick@hoffi@irwin@eddie) - jetset (skull@stearo) - #bold and the beautiful!!# (ridge@caroline@clark!) - ramjam (posdnuos) - faith (melvin@paragon) - axis (anthony@lowlife) - virtual dreams of flt (d-mage) - abbys (toxic) - lego (decca@rackler) - majic 12 (capman) - chrome (hacksaw@tornado) - infect (pace@real) - #sonic# (model@funky fellow@murk) - balance (subject@james) - nuance (thor@andy) - decnite (deceiver) - mad elks (redman) - energy (comrade) - ngc (matrix) - iris (overdose) - wizard (independant) - alchemy (backfire) - investation (norby) - talent (decaff) - technology (immortal) - manitou (rave) ..... that's all mates,pals etc. !! .... huorraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa