THE HELLRAISERS OF AUSTRALIA PRESENT LIGHTNING TEXT, WHICH WILL ELIMINATE ALL OF THOSE LAME STARTUP SEQUENCES.... OK THEN CREDITS FOR THIS INTRO GO TO ZAPHOD FOR PUTTING THE LOGO TOGETHER, MUSIC IS BY 'ALCATRAZ', FONT IS BY 'IT' AND THIS INTRO IS CODED BY VIPER. THE HELLRAISERS CURRENTLY ARE NEMESIS VIPER WEREWOLF ELITE OK THEN I THINK IT IS TIME TO SEND OUT ALL OF THE GREETINGS RIGHT NOW... GREETS TO THE FIRE STARTERS, STRANGER OF TOP SWAP, PORSCHE OF NUKEBUSTERS, WIZ, ARCANE, CITY SHARK OF DEFJAM, TALISMAN OF ACU, ROZZ OF MECHANICAL MINDS, ZAPHOD, NUTCRACKERS, OMEGA 5 OF ACU, DR JEST AND CPT BILL OF MYSTIX, DEFCON 1, TITANICS, MATT OF TERA, MOGWAI OF THE FORCE, ANTHRAX OF THE FORCE, DAWN, PIPER OF BRAINTRUST, SUBSOFTWARE, ACCESSION, CYTAX, MASTER CREW, TRIDOS OF SUCCESS, SQUADRON, THE PREDATORS (BELGIUM), ZOMBIE BOYS, LOST BOYS, SLASH OF MEGAPOWERS, JOHNNY OF CHAMPIONS, EXCELSORS, ZAK AND KRYPTON OF NEW ZEALAND EXPRESS, THE COLONEL, THE GAMESMAN, EPIC, END OF CENTURY, NOVA(SINGAPORE), THE SPECIAL BROTHERS, SCS, CONTRABAND, COOLINE, ABYSS OF BALANCE, ONYX, MR X...... GREAT, NOW THAT IS ALL OVER VIPER WOULD LIKE A GO ON THE KEYS.... YEAH VIPER HERE, WELL THIS LIGHTNING TEXT PROGRAM IS REALLY COOL, IF IT GETS USED A LOT THEN THERE WILL BE MORE IMPROVED VERSIONS TO BE RELEASED... WELL WHAT ELSE CAN I SAY?? TECHNICAL STUDIES HAS JUST STARTED AGAIN SO IT MEANS WORK FOR ANOTHER YEAR.. FUN!! IF YOU LIKE BEING SLACK, YOU'LL LIKE TECH... WELL I THINK I'LL LET THE OTHER GUYS HAVE A GO NOW... YO!! NEMESIS HERE TYPING IN SOME TEXT FOR THIS COOL INTRO! THIS IS VIPER'S FIRST AND EVEN THOUGH THERE IS HARDLY ANY NEW IDEAS, IT IS STILL REALLY NICE TO WATCH... IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME SINCE WE LAST RELEASED SOMETHING, BUT IT SHOULDN'T BE TOO LONG BEFORE OUR NEXT PRODUCTION (A COOL MUSIC DISK) IS FINISHED! ANYWAY IT'S ALMOST TIME FOR YOU TO QUIT THIS INTRO AND CHECK OUT MY NEW UTILITY CALLED LIGHTNING TEXT MAYBE I'LL DO ANOTHER VERSION SOMETIME IF IT GETS USED A BIT, SO WRITE TO US IF YOU WANT SOMETHING ADDED! HERE'S THE ADDRESS....... PO BOX 1351 BOORAGOON WA 6154 AUSTRALIA OR IF YOU WANT TO CONTACT US FOR SWAPPING THEN YOU CAN ALSO WRITE THAT SAME ADDRESS OH YEAH, DON'T BE A LOSER AND WRITE HELLRAISERS AT THE TOP OF THE LETTER, JUST LEAVE THE NAME BLANK... OK THAT'S ALL FROM ME, CATCH YA IN THE NEXT HELLRAISERS DEMO DUDES!! TIME TO LET ELITE HAVE A BASH ON THE KEYS.............. HI SCROLL READERS ......THIS IS ELITE OF THE HELLRAISERS HERE TYPING AWAY SOME BULLSHIT TO KEEP THIS SCROLLTEXT FULL.....ANYWAY COLLEGE HAS STARTED AGAIN SO VIPER AND I ARE ONCE AGAIN FED FULL OF SHIT FROM THE TEACHERS WHO THINK THEY KNOW WHAT THEY ARE ON ABOUT.............. SO FAR I HAVE LEARNT HOW TO FORMAT A DISK, CHANGE DIRECTORIES AND COPY FILES.......WHAT CRAP......... SOME OF THE CHICKS AT THE COLLEGE AREN'T BAD LOOKING BUT SOME OF THEM ARE REAL DOGS WHO NEED LEASHES. WELL NOT MUCH MORE REALLY TO SAY EXCEPT THAT ANYONE WHO HAS NOT YET PLAYED R TYPE 2 SHOULD BECAUSE IT IS ULTIMATE SHOOTEMUP.......10 TIMES BETTER THAN THE FIRST ONE..... BEFORE I GO I'LL TELL YOU A COUPLE OF EXTREMELY DIRTY JOKES MADE ESPECIALLY FOR THIS SCROLLY................ OK THEN.....WHY IS ITALY SHAPED LIKE A BOOT ? BECAUSE YOU CANNOT FIT ALL THAT SHIT INTO A SNEAKER OK THEN ANOTHER JOKE PERHAPS.....WHATS BROWN AND HAS HOLES IN IT ? SWISS SHIT OK THEN AND NOW ONE MORE LAST JOKE SCROLL READERS..... WHATS THE DEFINITION OF WORTHLESS ? A SEVEN FOOT TWO INCH BLACK WITH A SMALL COCK WHO CANT PLAY BASKETBALL.........OK THEN ENOUGH OF THAT.....WELL MUST GO BEFORE I DIE TYPING AWAY THIS CRAP SO ILL CATCH YA LATER DUDES WITH SOME MORE HOT JOKES IN THE NEXT PRODUCTION FROM US......TIME TO LET SOMEBODY ELSE HAVE A GO... OK THEN WEREWOLF WAS GOING TO HAVE A SAY BUT HE HAS MORE IMPORTANT THINGS TO WORRY ABOUT LIKE SURVIVAL.... FOR ALL OF YOU GUYS THAT HAVE SEEN CROC DUNDEE, WE DON'T LIVE LIKE THAT BUT HE DOES.... WE LOST CONTACT A FEW MONTHS AGO... HA!! HA!! ALSO A MEGADEMO BY DAWN WAS RELEASED RECENTLY, THIS HAD NOTHING TO DO WITH US, WE WERE IN A CO OPERATION AT THE TIME.. WE WANTED TO MAKE SOME CHANGES BUT THEY WOULDN'T, THEN THEY RELEASED IT WITH OUR NAME IN IT..... BY THE WAY, THE CO OPERATION BETWEEN OUR TWO GROUPS IS FINISHED.... OK THEN WE'VE BORED YOU ENOUGH SO IF YOU HAVEN'T HIT THE BUTTON YET, THEN YOU MIGHT AS WELL BECAUSE THIS SCROLLY IS ABOUT TO BE WRAPPED........