- I M P U L S E - presents Out of Space Compo: 4K Code: Derange Music: We said 4K, not 64K Design: Helmet Environment: Java -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- How the f*ck do I run this thing? 1. Get and install JRE 1.2.2 2. Get and install J3Dapi (we prefer the OpenGL version) 3. Set your screen size to 640x480 4. Run "java -jar imp_space.jar". 5* Laugh! *) optional -=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- Impulse Not-So-FAQ Q: Who the hell are you guys? I've never heard of you before. A: Pay a little more attention. We've been around for a long time, we're just not releasing any stuff. Q: Wow! I really like this Java intro-stuff! It is so cool! I wanna do the same, what do I do? A: Go see a doctor. Something's really wrong with you! Q: Do you get annoyed by questions asked? A: Not at all. Q: Do you get annoyed by the same question asked over and over again? A: Not really. Q: So, where is Impulse from? A: Impulse originated around Breda and grew towards Tilburg when the core started studying there. Q: When I drive off with my police vehicle in Police Quest 1 I always get a flat tire. What am I doing wrong? A: Easy. Police protocols require that you make a full inspection of your car before you go on patrol. Just walk a full circle around the car before stepping into it. Q: And who is in Impulse then? A: Impulse is quite big, so if we'd have to name all the members you'd be fast asleep before we're even halfway. Q: What is the 75th rule of Acquisition? A: Home is where the heart is, but the stars are made of latinum. Q: Can't your .nfo files be any smaller? A: We try to get them smaller, so we can enter them in the 4k compos, but we fail every time. Q: Do you get annoyed by the same question asked over and over again? A: Sometimes. Q: Why do you only greet Magicboy in your intro? A: He promised to vote for us if we did! Q: Are you those jerks playing music too loud? A: No way! ... Are you? Q: Don't you have anything better to do then writing this? A: Not really no.. Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because we thought it'd make a nice effect. Q: How do we find Impulse members on parties? A: You don't.. We'll find you. Q: Why is it so f*cking hot in the main hall at Bizarre '99? A: Oh, that.. Derange had a cold so we hacked the central heating system and raised the temperature a bit. It should be over by somewhere on Sunday. Q: Why didn't we have a power-failure on August the eleventh? A: Because the eclipse wasn't organised by the Bizarre crew. *ducking* Q: May I... A: No. Q: Where have all my servers gone? A: Please, that's not something to get lyrical about. Q: Was that a balloon with wings I just saw flying over? A: Ehm... that's not something we're too proud of... but... yeah it was. Q: Who is that weirdo sitting next to Magicboy in The Magicboy Robot by TBL? A: Derange keeps claiming it's his twin brother... he can't bring up any proof though. Q: Can I... A: No! Q: I'm stuck in Maniac Mansion. I need a casette tape of some sort. Where can I find it? A: We know that one! It's behind the hidden panel on the right of the library on the ground floor. Q: Do you get annoyed by the same question asked over and over and over again? A: DIE!!! Q: How can I get in touch with Impulse? A: We keep telling you, you don't want to. But if we really can't convince you try impulse.finity.net in a while (we're working on it). Q: Should I... A: Shut up? Yes!