PRESENTS : A - H*A*R*D*C*O*R*E - PRODUCTION (C) 1991 'T H E T H I N G' STARRING : CODE : O*Z*O*N*E GRAPHICS : X*O*D MUSIC : S*T*A*T*I*C OG VI ER RET - HEMMELIGE !! THIS LITTLE THING IS DEDICATED TO ALL YOU HARDCORE FREAKS OUT THERE AND IN MEMO OF SALVADOR DALI ! WORKING TITLE TO THIS THING IS : 'AT THE EDGE OF CHAOS' THE REASON FOR MAKING THIS PRODUCTION IS UNKNOWN AND LET IT BE THAT WAY !! FIRST OF ALL SOME SERIOUS TALK !!! YEAH THIS IS PAC*MAN PULLING THE TRIGGER ON THIS NEW REBEL-PRODUCT, FIRST I WILL LIKE TO LAUNCH SOME LETTERS OF LOVE TO ALL THE FRIENDS AND CONTACTS OF BOZO AND EYE! (HEY FRESH/DAMAGE INC AND HOBBES/ILLUSION) WACHT OUT YO'ALL COZ MY HIPS ARE GROWING ************ SO IS MY NOSE *********** (IT WILL SOON GROW BIGGER THAN BOZO'S) NAAHH** IT WON'T - IT COULDN'T !!! NEW SUBJECT WHO ARE WORLDS NO.1 SWAPPERS? I DON'T KNOW, BUT IT AIN'T BOZO AND ME !! COZ ALL WE KNOW IS HOW TO DRINK BEER AND EAT PUSSY *** - GOD NO.. I WROTE THAT ? I PROMISED NOT TO USE DIRTY LANGUAGE ** PRETEND YOU DIDN'T READ IT (?) - OKAY ??? I'M BORED ** BORED ** BORED ** BORED NO IM NOT, I'M JUST TIRED OF THE THOUGHT THAT IT'S A SCHOOL-DAY TOMORROW ** ANOTHER DAY WHERE I WILL HAVE TO ENDURE MY CHEMESTRY TEACHER STENCH OF FISH ! MIND YOU I DON'T KNOW WEATHER SHE IS SOME PRO-FISH-EATER OR SHE JUST FORGOT HER MONTHLY BATH ? ENOUGH! (SHE GAVE ME AN A) NEW SUBJECT* I'M GOING TO DE LA SOUL CON- CERT RIGHT HERE IN COPENHAGEN THIS FRIDAY HEY THAT REMINDS ME THAT I WILL LIKE TO SAY PEACE TO ALL MEMBERS AND FANS OF THE REBEL POSSE WORLDWIDE ** REBEL FOR LIFE ! U KNOW * I MIGHT AS WELL END MY MADNESS PAC*MAN IS OUT * BLINKY IS IN ! PEACE ! HEJ ! NU SKA' I FANEME HA' DEN !!! OKAY ? VELBEKOMMEN TIL DEN 1 AF DE NYESTE TING FRA DE HEMMELIGE DANSKE SPRITFABRIKKER !! NAH *** THIS IS JAKE THE FAKE AT BOZO'S COMPUTER TING DESVAERRE. DON'T MOB ME OKAY, NUFF SAID *** I'D LIKE 2 SEND SOME PERSONAL REGARDS TO SOME OF MY FRIENDS : 2B, MAA MAN RIVE I LEDNINGEN?, MR. AND MRS. PACMAN, KLOVNEN, NICK THE DIC**, SOD STATIKK, IKKENOGET, KREST, DAN OF CRYSTAL MUNGO,DREAM WARRIOR, TIW, Q, VORTEX, ALTA BAROCK, STRIPE, MALCOMX, DAMAGE,MEGADRIVE ZIKE, WARLORD, ZAXXAN, DROOOOOOPI, DECKER CLASH,POOOOOOOT-NOOOOODLE,OZONLAGET,BRUNO FARVEL, 2MANY, Q.U.B.E, BIIIIIIIIG AL 00000HHHHHH ** NU GAAR JEG ALTSAA !!! FARVEL - FARVEL - FARVEL - FARVEL - FARVEL HEJSA OGSAA TIL BALLE & KYD/ TSL, (HEJ IB OG ARNE, LAD VAERE MED AT VAERE HMMMM ** DEPRI !!!!! ) /Q GOL0RDAG I DAG DAG DAG HMMM*** HEHE HDH THIS IS BOZO AND Q OF EHM EHGM WHAT WAS IT ? JAAAKKEE ** JAKKKEE ** JAKE SAYS IT'S --- R E B E L S Z Y --- WELL, ANYWQAY SOMETHIN LIKE THAT !? HMM HOST * HOST UNKNOWN ! WE ARE SITTING HERE AT BOZOS PLACE ** STATIC AND XOD ARE PLAYING PIANO AND MR PACMAN IS PLAYING WITH YOYOS SISTER! (MISS. PM) (THAT WAS A SECRET) OG HAN FAAR SOVS PAA STANGEN! F0J EHRM - BTW* THIS DEMO IS FOR EXTERNEAL USE ONLY, SO DONT, I REPEAT, DONT SWALLOW EAT OR IN ANY OTHER WAAAAAY GET IT INTO YOUR FACE !!! THIS COULD PROVE FATAL !!! EHRM SJOVT HVA ? HA HA LAMTITA ABEN PAA VAEGGEN HAENGER SKAEVT PLOPSSS AND NOW ** DER R0J MIT ANLAEG PAA GULVET AV*** AV*** SOME INTELLIGENT STUFF NOW: JAKE HAS NOW GOOONE YOOH BOY! SOO BOZO IS GETING THO OF THE BEST BEERS IN THE WORLD T U B O R G !!! AAAHHHHH GULP !! ----------- ALLWAYS REMEMBER ----------- ------ BE EXECELENT TO EACH OTHER! ------ IS THERE A SWAPPER CALLED TUBORG ? *GASP* HEY DUDE ! THATS BLASFEMI ! BOZO COMING ?! ON TE FLOOR ?? I GOT A LITTLE MESSAGE TO BOZO OF ANOMIA : CHANGE YOUR HANDLE IB !? SET ME FREE UH UHHHUHHH THIS IS THE ELECTRONIC SWEETSHOP NR. 1541 C 64 !!! PACKED BY PAC-MAN.Q AND BOZO *** PAC*MAN IS SMASKING IN MY 0RE, HE IS EAT- ING LAKRIDS NAAE TYKGUMMI !!!!??? SKAAL!! NOW FOR A COMPLETE 100% GREETINGS LIST : GOLDEN JOHNS TO: Q AND BOZO! END OF GREET IF YOU NOT WERE MENTIONED PLEASE CONTACT: TP MUSIK MARKED ROSKILDEVEJ 33 2000 FREDRIKSBERG DENMARK IDIOT !! NU VIL JAKE THE NAKED FAKE WRITE !! KEWL*** TAK TIL BOZO (MED BAEVEREN PAA HOVEDET) OG (Q) (MINUS (SOL) SKIN!) FOR DEN EKSTREMT VENLIGE TEKST KOPYRITE ME ! 0H, TAG NU DEN HUD VAEK OLE ! HEJ MED DIG RYYYYK NU MED MOTTEN ELLER DU FAAR EN PAA SNOTTEN! OKAY, JEG KA IKKE NAAR DU KIKKER KA' HVAD ? NAAAAAJJ!! IKKE DET!!!! FARVEL IGEN, JAKE !! ENOUGH DANISH - ENOUGH ENGLISH !! LETS GO GERMAN *** ICH KANN NUR EIN BISHEN DEUTCH, ABER GUT EH? ICH BIN BETRUNCKEN, JAA? ABER ICH BIN AUCH PAC*MAN UND ICH BIN AUCH SEHR GUT ZU DEUCH, NICHT ? JA JA SEHR GUT, SEHR GUT * MEIN DEUTCH LERERIN IST EIN GROSSEN IDIOT ODER WASS ? CUT THE CRAP !! OF COZ I'M OUT*IN* SEND ME A CORRECTION ALL ME SPELLING ERRORS SOME TIME * PEACE JAKE SMELLS OF SHIT ! EYE THINK SO ANYWAY !!! HAHA (HEY) I CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING WITH MY BRAIN PAC*MAN IS OCUPIDED WITH YOYO'S SISTER AHHMMM I AM WET WET WET OF THEIR KISSES?! INGEN FRAEKKE DETALJER, BLIR DE MON ALTID SAADAN NAAR DE DRIKKER ?????????????!!? I AM AFRAID THAT MY BED WILL BE RATHER UNCOOL TOMORROW !!!!! SMARK (ME CHAIR TOO BY THE VEJ THIS IS BOZO OF REBELS, OG MIN 0L STAAR DER NEDE! NOW I WILL LEAVE THESE TWO LOVEBIRDS ALONE !! LETS GET DRUNK !! BOZOO BELONGS IN A ZOO !! PAC*MAN BELONGS IN A TRASH CAN !! XOD'EN OG PAC'EN ER TILBAGE FOR AT BRINGE D0D OG TOTAL AFSKY OVER JER DUNGEON DRENGE MERE SPECIFICERET DIG : OLESEN DIN GRIMME GNOM** OG DIG KLAUS DIN ELENDIGE BRANDERT OG DIG MADS, GIV OS NOGLE FLERE MAGISKE TING, SO ** - LET'S PAC'EM - LET'S KICK'EM - LET'S FARVEL.... VI GIDER IKKE MERE ! STATIC SENDS HANDSHAKES TO : DEZ,DJ.CASH, ZIKE+CONQ,MARTIN P,PROMAX,HAVOK,SAURON, MERLIN,WARLORD,SKYWIZE,PAUL,BIG AL, JASPER KID,MIKE BALL,SCOT,FAB,SYNTECH,TED NIGHTLIGHT,DR.ALBAN,K.BAGER,THE BUDS XOD SENDS HI-FIVES TO: SCOT AND MERLIN OF ARCANE (KANEN) NICE DEMO YOU HAVE MADE LATELY, I LOVE IT VI SES !! MAASKE NEDE I HULEN !?! DEZ OF CLASSIC : HEY MAN ! NICE TO SEE YA AT THE DEXION PARTY , YOU SURE MAKES SOME GREAT SYNTH MUSIC !!! KEEP TRACKING ! RAW OF BRO FORCE : HEY HOMIE MALONIE HOW ARE YOU DOING !?! HOPE YOU CAN FIX YOUR MODEM TO A HST !! STAY COOL !! DOZAI OF BRO FORCE : YO ! NICE TALKING , BUT YOU MUST FINISH THAT SEQUENCER SOON !! AND NO , I SAID NO ! 'NO BUDGET' PRODUCTION OK !?! STAY TUNED ! GATOR OF EX-SHADOWS: THANKS FOR ALWAYS HOT STUFF OG TING HOPE TO SEE SOME INTROS AND DEMOS FROM YOUR NEW TEAM SEE YA !! JOE OF BRO FORCE : HVAD SAA HOMES ? WE HAVE TO PLAY SOME AXIS AND ALLIES SOON.. OR OTHER OF YOUR MANY GREAT GAMES C U HOMEZ ! FELIX OF ACON : JEP ! HAVE NOT SEEN ANY DEMOS FROM YOU LATELY !! PROV AT SE ! VI KAN OGSA LAVE HAM(P) !!?? SEE YA !! GRIMLOG : JA ! JA ! HOW DOES THIS LOOK !?! WHY DON'T YOU BUY SOME X-TRA DRIVES, YOU NEED'EM BADLY (HA! HA! HA!) MESSAGE TO BOZO : SHIT DET VAR TAET PAA AT DU FIK EN FLASKE I SKALDEN, MEN HVA FAEN LIVET GAAR KLOKKEN SLAAR !!! (?) MESSAGE TO VECTRA : YOU ARE ALWAYS MAKING COOL PRODUCTIONS !! KEEP IT UP !!! /XOD HVAD SAA OZONE KORER SVINET ELLER HVA !?! SAA ER DET SLUT MED DET SKOLE SHIT ! /XOD MESSAGE TO JAKE (THE FAKE SNAKE!) : DET LOKALE LORTE DISCO VAR IKKE EN KRONE VAERD, MEN HVA' FAEN' DU HAVDE JO SAGT DET TIL OS!!! /XOD AND OFCAUSE TO ALL REBELS MEMBERS W*O*R*L*D*W*I*D*E KEEP UP YOUR FINE WORK !! EN MEGA FUCKING TIL MUSSER, SOM FIK NOGLE BULER I SIT HOVEDE INDE I BYEN ! DU HAVDE NOK IKKE REGNET MED, AT JEG HAVDE POSEN MED !!! DIT SVIN ! /XOD MESSAGE TO HAVOK: YOU MAKE SOME MEGA FINE PIXELS ** YOU ARE NO.1 /XOD WELL , I THINK IT'S OZONES TURN TO DO SOMETHING WITH THE KEY'S ! HER KOMMER HAN DIG DIN SVINEHUND , HVAD LAVER DU HER ? SAA ER DET VAEK !!! SKRID ELLER JEG KNUSER DIN TUD !!!! XOD ER TILBAGE * FIK DU DEN DIN SNOTABE ? OG DET GAELDER FAME' OGSAA DIG MUSSER !!! MAYBE I (OZONE) SAW TOO MUCH OF THAT MUAY THAI SHIT ON TV !! BUT IT'S EASY TO GET GOING WHEN YOU SEE SOME IDIOT BEING KNOCKED OUT IN THE 1'ST ROUND BY A FLYING KNEE TO THE NOSE ! HE HE DET SAA PISSE FEDT UD !! WELL, I GOTTA WRITE SOME MORE !! FIRST OF ALL A BIG THANK TO XOD FOR SHOWING UP TO MY 'AABNE HUS' !! THE SAME GOES TO THE TRICKY FREAK OF ??? OTHER MESSAGES COMING UP TO : CROSS ? OF ????? (EX-EXELLENCE).. HEY OLD MATE, I'VE SEND TWO LETTERS AND I'VE GOT NO ANSWER !! PLEASE SEND TO ME AGAIN WITH YOUR REAL ADDRESS, CAUSE I THINK THAT'S THE PROBLEM ?!?!?!? OZONE'S PERSONAL ONES FLYES TO : TTF, ICE SACCO, OMAC, MOZART, ERIK, RALLE, CROSS, MARTIN S, ANETTE, HENRIK, BRUNO, KENNETH, ZENMASTER, TACKI, FINN J, LINDY, ALL MEM- BERS OF REBELS, PUBLIC ENEMY (THE REAL) GUESS WHAT I READ IN A DEMO? A GROUP SAID TO ANOTHER GROUP THAT THEY SHOULD CHANGE THEIR STYLE ! - HOW LAME CAN YOU BE !?! IMAGINE IF ALL DEMO'S WERE THE SAME HOW BORING !! SIGNED : XOD TALKING ABOUT LAMENESS! GUESS WHAT I READ IN 4D ISSUE 6 SOME MONKEY LOOKING FAGGET FROM RAF SAID THAT SYNTH MUSIC STINKS ! WELL JACKASS, YOU'RE PERHAPS TONEDEF, BUT DON'T BLAME IT ON JOCHEN HIPPEL !! /OZONE HARDCORE - ARE LAW !! - OG DER ER VILDT GANG I FORRETNINGEN !!! IF YOU WANT TO CONTACT REBELS WHQ, THEN GRAB A PEN AND PAPER AND WRITE TO : PAC*MAN / REBELS RASMUS HARTMANN STADFELDTSVEJ 34 2500 VALBY DENMARK OR REBELS WHQ (INCLUDE THIS!) POSTE RESTANTE 2670 GREVE DENMARK PUSH YOUR LUCK AND TRY TO REACH THESE BULLETIN BOARD SYSTEMS: FIRST OF ALL WE WELCOME OUR NEW DANISH HQ IN COPENHAGEN : REBELS' HIDEOUT +45 42 64 70 23 SWAPPER'S DELIGHT +49 30 49 25 646 THE REBELLION +46 40 45 66 49 PHANTEON +1 206 866 7875 WASTED TIME +358 0505 3602 NOW DANCE - YOU GOT THE CHANCE !!! IF YA WANT TO CHAT THEN CALL: +45 31 18 42 25 (XOD) +45 47 38 32 54 (OZONE) +45 31 19 42 73 (STATIC) 19.00 - 23.00 PM CET VIL DU HAVE MAD ???? - SAA GAA HJEM !!!! /TAP OG NU ER DET TID TIL EN KOP KAFFE ! AAAAHHHHHHH !!! DET VAR SATANS SAA VARM DEN VAR *** (ER!) GREETINGS FROM XOD TO FLYNN OF TRSI FOR CREATING NOISEPLAYER ! IT IS VERY USEFUL! HARDCORE - RAWBONE LIKE A RAZOR /PUBLIC ENEMY WATCH OUT FOR OTHER - H*A*R*D*C*O*R*E - PRODUCTIONS GOING FOR THE TOP, NEVER GIVE UP !! HVAD SAA DIN KLOVN, ER DU HVED AT FALDE I SOVN? SAA SLUK FOR HELVEDE FOR COMPUTEREN DET DANSKE VEJR ?? ER PISTOL VEJR !!! ONLY ZULU AND COLA MAKES IT POSSIBLE- NAAR DIN HALS VIL FLAENSES **** OZONE'S ER BLEVET DET FOR LANG TID SIDEN MEN MIN (XOD) HOLDER FA'ME I NU !!! WELL, I THINK THIS THE END OF THIS LITTLE PRODUCTION CALLED 'THE THING'*IT HAS BEEN RATHER COOL WORKING WITH YOU OZONE,AND WE HAVE BOTH GOT A LOT OF COOL DAYS,SO AFTER ALL IT'S HAVE BEEN NO WASTE OF TIME! /XOD +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ + EN SIDSTE HILSEN TIL ALLE DE TAPRE + + KAMIKAZE PILOTER DER OFREDE DERES LIV + + FOR TROEN PAA ET JAPAN SOM STORMAGT ! + +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ WHAT ELSE TO SAY ? ZZZ Z Z ZZ Z Z ZZZ Z ! - IKKE EN SKID !! NO RIPPING, DICK !!! BUT YES YOU'RE CLOSE ....